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Westeros Winners

mazak

Owner: daeatel

4-2, 14 roto pts (#1)
Z-Score: 0.707 (percentile: 76.03%)
Weeks at #1: 2
Categories won: Kills (4512), Political Wins (122), Insults Delivered / Funny Lines (99), Glasses of Wine Consumed (90), Special (150)
Best Week: Episode 5: The Bells (+2 roto points)
Team MVP: Daenerys Targaryen (picked #2, 2222 points, 42.95% of team total)
Longest winstreak: W-3

Roster Stats

Character Drafted Total Kills Politics Insults Wine Sex Thrones Deaths Special Feels
#2 2222 2100 38 24 5 0 9 5 18 23
#7 2159 2132 0 0 0 0 0 0 6 21
#10 271 157 12 0 0 0 0 0 102 0
#6 206 0 30 57 55 0 20 0 0 44
#11 150 31 0 18 30 10 6 7 12 36
#14 86 52 18 0 0 5 0 0 6 5
#3 47 15 24 0 0 0 0 5 3 0
#15 33 25 0 0 0 0 0 5 3 0
Totals 5174 4512 122 99 90 15 35 22 150 129

Roster

charId Character Special
31
* Announcing her titles: "Mother of Dragons", "Breaker of Chains", etc. (min. of 2 titles)
130
* Actions of dragons while dragonriding
* Wights or White Walker versions of named chars are counted as followers (unless shown to be re-animated by someone else)
* Scenes of Winter arriving anywhere south of the Riverlands (inclusive)
* works of White Walker art
17
* +1 point each time he is denied a drink
* +1 point whenever he physically gives someone a coin (or other legal tender)
387
* each time he is mounted by a new dragonrider (Political Follower points)
* on-screen barrel rolls completed (360° rotations in the air)
* objects burned in non-combat situations
397
* glowing blue eyes (each set) simply staring at human characters without taking action (e.g. not attacking/pursuing)
* scores battle victories if featured in on-screen action
19
* +1 point for awkward waves with his metal hand
* +1 point when he uses his metal hand in a combat situation
* +1 point when someone (excl. Cersei) references incest with Cersei or her childrens' bastardy directly to him
* 2x multiplier for sex acts involving incest (first cousin or closer)
38
* +1 for every 3-syllable word uttered in the Common Tongue (Westerosi English), not counting proper nouns (Daenerys, Unsullied, etc.)
* Receives standard sex points for making it to first base
28
* Scores for any kills of non-combatants * Scores for each sentence spoken * Interacting with bowls
Kills
Episode 3: The Long Night
A wight leaps onto an Unsullied soldier as the undead crash into the Unsullied front line. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
An Unsullied soldier is knocked to the ground as he bleeds out over the snow. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
A wight severs the arm of an Unsullied soldier (Kill of Unnamed Character)
A wight rips apart the throat of an an Unsullied soldier with its bare hands (Kill of Unnamed Character)
A wight pushes a sword through the throat of an Unsullied soldier (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Wights gang tackle two Unsullied soldiers from the side (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Wights decapitate an Unsullied soldier as he lays injured on the ground (Kill of Unnamed Character)
A Vale soldier is run through by a wight, after valiantly bashing one to bits with his shield. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
The wights slash another Northern soldier in the throat. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
A wight eats the face of a chainmailed soldier on the ground. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Jaime bodies a wight onto the ground. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Jaime slashes a wight across its back and drags it off of Brienne. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Drogon arrives to the battlefield, lighting up a line of wights behind Jaime. 5 wights are thrown up in the air from the blast. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
16:16 (+10) Drogon:
Drogon arrives to the battlefield, lighting up a line of wights behind Jaime. 5 wights are thrown up in the air from the blast. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Drogon and Daenerys torches the rear of the wight formation, burning 22 visible wights in the blast area (Kill of Unnamed Character)
16:43 (+44) Drogon:
Drogon torches the rear of the wight formation, burning 22 visible wights in the blast area (Kill of Unnamed Character)
A chainmail-clad wight pulls down a screaming Northern soldier. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Drogon and Daenerys attack from overhead, incinerating a line of wights and a wight giant. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
18:21 (+56) Drogon:
Drogon attacks from overhead, incinerating a line of wights and a wight giant. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Wights tackle three Northern soldiers (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Jaime kills a charging wight (Kill of Unnamed Character)
A wight runs a sword through the back of Eddison Tollet moments after he rescues Samwell Tarly. (Kill of Named Character)
A wight lunges onto a soldier as the Northern forces make their hasty retreat back to Winterfell. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
A wight gets very stabby with a Northern soldier on the ground. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
As Bran's warged ravens fly across the battlefield, the dragons continue to torch the wights army outside the walls of Winterfell. 40 wights are thrown up/incinerated in the blast (unknown dragon, score split evenly across dragons) (Kill of Unnamed Character)
33:21 (+40) Drogon:
As Bran's warged ravens fly across the battlefield, the dragons continue to torch the wights army outside the walls of Winterfell. 40 wights are thrown up/incinerated in the blast (unknown dragon, score split evenly across dragons) (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Jaime cuts down the second wight climbing over the wall. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Grey Worm stabs a wight as it climbs over the wall. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
The wights begin to breach the defenses at the wall, knocking over one defender and lunging atop another screaming Northern soldier. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Jaime cuts down three wights as they begin to overrun the wall. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
The Wight Army overtakes the wall, mauling 4 of its defenders and forcing the heroes to make a retreat. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
The wights jump two more Northern soldiers, dragging one of them across the ramparts and down to the zombie mosh pit below. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
After being rescued by Brienne, Jaime covers her back and cuts down a wight. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Grey Worm lands a blow on a wight as it tries to climb the wall. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
After overrunning the castle wall, the wights descend onto the courtyard, massacring the first group of Northern soldiers they encounter. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
A hero wight manages to cut down two Northern soldiers on its own. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
A wight corners a Norther soldier and stabs him repeatedly in the stomach. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Wights begin overrunning the inner courtyard at Winterfell, tackling or slashing at 3 Northern soldiers. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
A wight stabs a Northern soldier through the throat. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Wights impale a Northern soldier onto the dragonglass-barbed Czech hedgehog, forming a safe platform for them to overrun the defense. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Wights jump the courtyard and cut down two Mormont soldiers. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Beric blocks the doorway for a few moments as the wights finish him off in one of the most intense TSA frisk checks of all time. (Kill of Named Character)
The Night King rides Viserion as he slashes at Rhaegal's breast, ripping off several of his scales as the dragons engage in an aerial dogfight. (Major Injury of Named Character)
While Daenerys rides Drogon, he intercepts the Night King mid-air, dismounting him from Viserion and dropping him down hundreds of feet to the forest below. (Minor Injury of Named Character)
Daenerys rides Drogon as he bites down and snaps wight-Viserion's neck. (Kill of Named Character)
56:09 (+10) Drogon:
After Daenerys unseats the Night King, Drogon bites down and snaps Viserion's neck. (Kill of Named Character)
Grey Worm defends a cowering Sam from the wights. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Jaime stabs into a wight. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
The wights break into the crypts, dragging a girl into the darkness of one of the vaults. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
A girl trips in the crypts and is dragged into the bokeh as the wights attack. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
An Iroborn is tackled by a wight in the Godswood. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Drogon burns seven wights as he and Daenerys ride in to save Jon. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
62:29 (+18) Drogon:
Drogon burns seven wights as he and Daenerys ride in to save Jon. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Four additional wights wither in the flames as Jon rushes towards Winterfell to save Bran. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
62:59 (+8) Drogon:
Four additional wights wither in the flames as Jon rushes towards Winterfell to save Bran. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
63:16 (+12) Drogon:
As the horde of wights pile onto Drogon's back, he chomps down on a mouthful to try and fend them off. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
63:17 (+2) Drogon:
Desperate to get rid of the wights, Drogon flails and shakes, and stomps on two wights in the process (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Taking advantage of a prolonged landing, the horde of wights descend on Drogon, stabbing him all over as he attempts to fly away. (Major Injury of Named Character)
63:39 (+10) Drogon:
Drogon shakes off the wights on his back, throwing down a wighted Qhono. (Kill of Named Character)
A bloodied Grey Worm fights off a wight with his spear. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
A wight kills a Nothern soldier in the hallway moments before he is killed by Jon Snow. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
As the Ironborn make their last stand in the Godswood, the wights take them down one by one. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
The wight eats the faces off of two people as they flood the Winterfell crypts. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Grey Worm runs through a wight. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Daenerys cuts down a wight with a dragonglass sword after it jumps Jorah's back. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Daenerys stabs a wight in the face after it attacks Jorah. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
The wights bash in a woman against a statue in the Winterfell crypts. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
The Night King dodges the naïve spear charge by Theon, breaking the weapon in half and stabbing Theon through the stomach with the broken stick. (Kill of Named Character)
After facing an onslaught of wights converging on Daenerys, Jorah succumbs to his wounds, having successfully defended his Queen. (Kill of Named Character)
submitted by brendan.hamme (approved!)
End-of-battle tally: minor injuries to Jon Snow throughout the battle (Minor Injury of Named Character)
End-of-battle tally: minor injuries to Brienne of Tarth throughout the battle (Minor Injury of Named Character)
End-of-battle tally: minor injuries to Tormund Giantsbane throughout the battle (Minor Injury of Named Character)
End-of-battle tally: minor injuries to Sandor Clegane throughout the battle (Minor Injury of Named Character)
End-of-battle tally: minor injuries to Gendry throughout the battle (Minor Injury of Named Character)
End-of-battle tally: minor injuries to Podrick Payne throughout the battle (Minor Injury of Named Character)
End-of-battle tally: minor injuries to Grey Worm throughout the battle (Minor Injury of Named Character)
End-of-battle tally: minor injuries to Samwell Tarly throughout the battle (Minor Injury of Named Character)
Episode 4: The Last of the Starks
Cersei carries through on her threat as the Mountain beheads the prisoner Missandei in front of Daenerys and her advisors during the attempted parley. (Kill of Named Character)
Episode 5: The Bells
13:42 (+10) Drogon:
Drogon incinerates Varys on the shores outside Dragonstone

Daenerys: "Lord Varys - I, Daenerys of House Targaryen, first of my name, Breaker of Chains and Mother of Dragons, sentence you to die. ... Dracarys."
(Kill of Named Character)
36:01 (+46) Drogon:
After burning the Iron Fleet, Drogon and Daenerys set their sights on the city, torching the defensive Scorpions and their gunner crews atop the walls of King's Landing. 23 Lannister soldiers are burned on-screen. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
After burning the Iron Fleet, Drogon and Daenerys set their sights on the city, torching the defensive Scorpions and their gunner crews atop the walls of King's Landing. 23 Lannister soldiers are burned on-screen. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
36:54 (+678) Drogon:
Drogon and Daenerys blast through the King's Landing gate with an explosion of dragonfire - blowing away 299 sellswords at the center column of the Golden Company, 32 sellswords on the right flank, and 8 Scorpion gunners atop the ramparts. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Drogon and Daenerys blast through the King's Landing gate with an explosion of dragonfire - blowing away 299 sellswords at the center column of the Golden Company, 32 sellswords on the right flank, and 8 Scorpion gunners atop the ramparts. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Harry Strickland's white horse is killed in the fireblast as Drogon and Daenerys blow open the King's Landing gates. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
37:04 (+2) Drogon:
Harry Strickland's white horse is killed in the fireblast as Drogon and Daenerys blow open the King's Landing gates. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
37:16 (+16) Drogon:
8 sellswords from the Golden Company are burned alive after Daenerys and Drogon blast through the King's Landing gate from behind. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
8 sellswords from the Golden Company are burned alive after Daenerys and Drogon blast through the King's Landing gate from behind. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
37:48 (+10) Grey Worm :
Grey Worm throws his spear through the back of a fleeing Captain Strickland, as the Unsullied forces rout the remains of the Golden Company and charge the King's Landing gate. (Kill of Named Character)
Drogon and Daenerys wipe out two Lannister soldiers atop a building in a drive-by fireblasting. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
submitted by nyan (approved!)
38:21 (+4) Drogon:
Drogon and Daenerys wipe out two Lannister soldiers atop a building in a drive-by fireblasting. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
submitted by nyan (approved!)
38:51 (+104) Drogon:
Drogon and Daenerys return outside the gates to roast 52 Golden Company sellswords from above. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Drogon and Daenerys return outside the gates to roast 52 Golden Company sellswords from above. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
38:55 (+542) Drogon:
Drogon and Daenerys strafe the fleeing Golden Company outside the gates of King's Landing, burning 271 soldiers in the tracking shot. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Drogon and Daenerys strafe the fleeing Golden Company outside the gates of King's Landing, burning 271 soldiers in the tracking shot. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
38:58 (+14) Drogon:
7 Golden Company soldiers are shown engulfed in flames after Drogon and Daenerys' strafing run (Kill of Unnamed Character)
7 Golden Company soldiers are shown engulfed in flames after Drogon and Daenerys' strafing run (Kill of Unnamed Character)
39:23 (+46) Drogon:
Drogon and Daenerys make a run along the city walls of King's Landing, taking out 7 Scorpion batteries and their gunner crews. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Drogon and Daenerys make a run along the city walls of King's Landing, taking out 7 Scorpion batteries and their gunner crews. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Grief-stricken, Daenerys takes Drogon on a destruction derby, burning civilians and soldiers alike as she flies towards the Red Keep (Kill of Unnamed Character)
46:06 (+60) Drogon:
Grief-stricken, Daenerys takes Drogon on a destruction derby, burning civilians and soldiers alike as she flies towards the Red Keep (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Grey Worm throws a spear through the heart of a surrendered Lannister soldier, following his Queen's lead to raze the city and take no prisoners. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
47:11 (+18) Grey Worm :
Grey Worm goes on a 9-soldier killing spree as he mows down Lannister soldiers with his spear in the fracas after their surrender. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Grey Worm spears 4 more soldiers as the fight against the Lannister soldiers continue. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
7 Lannister soldiers are burned after surrendering as Daenerys burns a path of destruction on the way to the Red Keep (Kill of Unnamed Character)
47:53 (+14) Drogon:
7 Lannister soldiers are burned after surrendering as Daenerys burns a path of destruction on the way to the Red Keep (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Daenerys and Drogon continue their reign of terror, indiscriminately burning civilians in the streets of King's Landing. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
48:02 (+160) Drogon:
Daenerys and Drogon continue their reign of terror, indiscriminately burning civilians in the streets of King's Landing. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
A portion of the Red Keep collapses, crushing a group of 85 civilians below. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
51:58 (+170) Drogon:
A portion of the Red Keep collapses, crushing a group of 85 civilians below. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Jaime stabs Euron Greyjoy through the stomach as they battle in the sea caves below King's Landing. (Kill of Named Character)
The Red Keep continues to collapse under the repeated attacks by Daenerys and Drogon, crushing two of Cersei's Queensguard in the rubble. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
57:57 (+4) Drogon:
The Red Keep continues to collapse under the repeated attacks by Daenerys and Drogon, crushing two of Cersei's Queensguard in the rubble. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
The Mountain flings Qyburn to his death against the rubble of the Red Keep, ignoring his commands to stay by Queen Cersei's side. (Kill of Named Character)
Two people fall off a collapse building as King's Landing begins to crumble into ruin from Drogon and Daenerys' rampage (Kill of Unnamed Character)
66:04 (+4) Drogon:
Two people fall off a collapse building as King's Landing begins to crumble into ruin from Drogon and Daenerys' rampage (Kill of Unnamed Character)
The Mountain squeezes in the eyes of his younger brother Sandor Clegane, as they fight in the crumbling ruins of the Red Keep. (Major Injury of Named Character)
In their last strafing run, Drogon and Daenerys burn a street of civilians, including the mom and daughter who helped Arya escape. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
71:49 (+26) Drogon:
In their last strafing run, Drogon and Daenerys burn a street of civilians, including the mom and daughter who helped Arya escape. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
After repeated explosions and dragonfire, the Red Keep collapses, burying Jaime and Cersei Lannister in the dungeons below. (Kill of Named Character)
73:43 (+20) Drogon:
After repeated explosions and dragonfire, the Red Keep collapses, burying Jaime and Cersei Lannister in the dungeons below. (Kill of Named Character)
Arya survives the destruction of King's Landing, bloodied and lung cancered from the ordeal. (Minor Injury of Named Character)
75:51 (+1) Drogon:
Arya survives the destruction of King's Landing, bloodied and lung cancered from the ordeal. (Minor Injury of Named Character)
Episode 6: The Iron Throne
Grey Worm slits the throat of a Lannister prisoner. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Political Wins
Episode 1: Winterfell
Tormund and the Night's Watch discovers the grisly scene at the Last Hearth, where the White Walkers have massacred the inhabits. (Victorious Battle)
The Night King has Ned Umber reanimated as a wight in the ruins of the Last Hearth. (New Follower/Prisoner)
submitted by nyan (approved!)
Episode 2: A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms
Daenerys learns that Jon Snow may be the trueborn son of her brother, Rhaegar Targaryen, and a rival claimant to the Iron Throne. (Secret Discovery)
Episode 3: The Long Night
The Wight Army routs Jorah Mormont's cavalry charge with the Dothraki horde, winning the initial skirmish outside the walls of Winterfell. (Victorious Battle)
The Wight Army wins the second phase of the battle, pushing the Northern armies to retreat back within Winterfell and slaughtering almost all of the Unsullied defenders. (Victorious Battle)
The Army of the Dead wins the third phase of the battle, overrunning the Winterfall walls and reaching the interior of the castle. (Victorious Battle)
The Army of the Dead wins the third phase of the battle, overrunning the Winterfall walls and reaching the interior of the castle. (Victorious Battle)
After he notices an decidedly unstealthy Jon trying to sneak up on his back, the Night King raises all of the dead bodies surrounding Jon to become a new wight army. (Acquire a New Castle/City/Army/Loot)
The Wight Army's numbers multiply as they add the dead Dothraki, Unsullied, and Northern armies to their ranks. (Acquire a New Castle/City/Army/Loot)
The Night King reanimates Lyanna Mormont as an undead wight. (New Follower/Prisoner)
The Night King reanimates Qhono as an undead wight. (New Follower/Prisoner)
Episode 4: The Last of the Starks
Tyrion and Jon convince Daenerys to take a more cautioned approach to the war and lay siege to King's Landing instead of destroying it.

Daenerys: "No matter how many lords turn against her, as long as she sits on the Iron Throne, she can call herself Queen of the Seven Kingdoms. We need the capital."
Tyrion: "I watched the people of King's Landing rebel against their king when they were hungry, and that was before winter began. Give them the opportunity and they will cast Cersei aside."
Jon: "We'll surround the city. If the Iron Fleet tries to ferry in more food, the dragons will destroy them. If the Lannisters and the Golden Company attack, we'll defeat them in the field."
Tyrion: "Once the people see that Cersei is our only enemy, her reign is over."
(Convincing Argument)
Daenerys' pleas to Jon were effective, convincing him to take her side over the Stark family's in pledging the unconditional loyalty of the Northern troops. (Convincing Argument)
Tyrion learns of Jon's heritage as a secret Targaryen and claimant to the Iron Throne through Sansa. (Secret Discovery)
Daenerys ignores Varys' pleas and proceeds with her plan to take King's Landing by force.

Varys: "I beg you, Your Grace. Do not destroy the city you came to save. Do not become what you have always struggled to defeat."
Daenerys: "Do you believe we're here for a reason, Lord Varys? I'm here to free the world from tyrants. That is my destiny and I will serve it, no matter the cost."
(Executive Decision)
Episode 5: The Bells
Tyrion rats out Varys for his betrayal of Daenerys. (Act of Betrayal)
Daenerys orders Drogon to execute Varys after discovering his betrayal.

"Lord Varys - I, Daenerys of House Targaryen, first of my name, Breaker of Chains and Mother of Dragons, sentence you to die. ... Dracarys."
(Kill of Named Character (Orchestrated))
submitted by nyan (approved!)
Daenerys ignores Tyrion's pleas to spare the people of King's Landing and commands Grey Worm to prepare for a full-scale assault of the city. (Executive Decision)
Tyrion speaks his way past the Unsullied guards stationed outside of Jaime's tent
Unsullied: "We have orders to guard the prisoner."
Tyrion: "Ordered by whom, the Queen herself?"
Unsullied: "No."
Tyrion: "Well, in that case, as Hand of the Queen, I outrank whomever gave your order, probably by quite a lot."
(Convincing Argument)
Tyrion convinces Jaime to undertake the covert mission to smuggle Cersei out of King's Landing and escape to a new life.

"Do it. If you don't, you'll never see Cersei again."
(Convincing Argument)
Tyrion unlocks Jaime's chains and frees him, sending him on a covert mission to rescue Cersei and end the war before Daenerys destroys the city.

"Tens of thousands of innocent lives. One not particularly innocent dwarf. Seems like a fair trade."
(Act of Betrayal)
Riding on Drogon's back, Daenerys burns down the entirety of the Iron Fleet outside King's Landing. (Victorious Battle)
Daenerys and Drogon blast through the front gates of King's Landing, eliminating the Golden Company and clearing a path through for her armies. (Victorious Battle)
Despite her earlier acquiescence to Tyrion, Daenerys decides to burn them all anyway as she sets fire to the city despite the ringing of the bells. (Act of Betrayal)
The Northern forces win the ground war over the Lannister army, who are in disarray after surrendering their weapons and attempting to flee. (Victorious Battle)
Daenerys commences torching the city from above, burning soldiers and smallfolk alive as she makes her way towards the Red Keep. (Victorious Battle)
Episode 6: The Iron Throne
Grey Worm carries through with executing the Lannister prisoners over objections from Davos and Jon Snow.

Grey Worm: "It is not over until the queen's enemies are defeated."
Davos Seaworth: "How much more defeated do you want them to be? They're on their knees."
Grey Worm: "They are breathing."
(Executive Decision)
Daenerys speaks to her Unsullied and Khalasar after their victory, having captured the city of King's Landing. (Acquire a New Castle/City/Army/Loot)
Daenerys speaks to her Khalasar as Queen of the newly-conquered Seven Kingdoms. (New Title)
Daenerys names Grey Worm to her Small Council as her new Master of War.

"You have walked beside me since the Plaza of Pride. You are the bravest of men, the most loyal of soldiers. I name you commander of all my forces, the Queen's Master of War."
(New Title)
After Tyrion's act of defiance to resign as Hand of the Queen, Daenerys has him arrested. (New Follower/Prisoner)
Tyrion convinces Jon to betray Daenerys for the good of the realm. "It's a terrible thing I'm asking. It's also the right thing." (Convincing Argument)
After Daenerys Targaryen's death, Grey Worm has taken charge of Tyrion as his prisoner, bringing him to the dragonpit to await judgment. (New Follower/Prisoner)
Grey Worm confirms he also has Jon in his custody.

Sansa: "Where's Jon?"
Grey Worm: "He is our prisoner."
(New Follower/Prisoner)
Tyrion successfully deflects Grey Worm from discussing his fate by dangling a juicy power struggle in front of the Lords of Westeros instead.

Grey Worm: "You are not here to speak! Everyone has heard enough words from you."
Tyrion: "You're right. And no one's any better for it. But it's not for you to decide. Jon committed his crime here. His fate is for our king to decide. Or our queen."
Lord Royce: "We don't have a king or queen."
Tyrion: "You're the most powerful people in Westeros. Choose one."
(Convincing Argument)
Tyrion is succesful in his nomination of Bran Stark for King of Westeros.

"I've had nothing to do but think these past few weeks. About our bloody history. About the mistakes we've made. What unites people? Armies? Gold? Flags? Stories. There's nothing in the world more powerful than a good story. Nothing can stop it. No enemy can defeat it. And who has a better story than Bran the Broken?"
(Convincing Argument)
Tyrion is named as King Bran Stark's Hand. (New Title)
Forced by the demands of Grey Worm and the Unsullied, the rest of Westeros throws Jon under a bus, exiling him to the Night's Watch while everyone else gets noble titles.

Tyrion: "Giving you to the Unsullied would start a war. Letting you walk free would start a war. So our new king has chosen to send you to the Night's Watch."
(Convincing Argument)
Insults Delivered / Funny Lines
Episode 1: Winterfell
to Varys as they arrive in a frigid Winterfell: "You should consider yourself lucky. At least your balls won't freeze off." (Funny Line)
Sansa: "What do dragons eat, anyway?"
Daenerys: "Whatever they want."
(Threat)
Varys (observing banners): "The Karstarks."
Tyrion: "One of the better sigils. Beats an onion, anyway."
(Funny Line)
Varys: "Jon and Daenerys don't want to listen to lonely old men."
Tyrion: "I'm not that old... not as old as him (Davos Seaworth)."
(Funny Line)
(before Jon rides Rhaegal)
Jon: "What if he doesn't want me to?"
Daenerys: "Then I’ve enjoyed your company, Jon Snow"
(Funny Line)
submitted by krystataylor14 (approved!)
Episode 2: A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms
to Jaime Lannister: "Your sister pledged to send her army north... I don’t see an army. I see one man with one hand." (Witty Insult)
submitted by blangslet (approved!)
Tyrion: "Your Grace, I know my brother-"
Daenerys: "Like you knew your sister?"
(Witty Insult)
Tyrion comments on the Lannister brothers reunion as they are spat upon by Northerners.

"Well, here we are... together again. And the masses rejoice."
(Funny Line)
Tyrion: "So, we're going to die. At Winterfell. Not the death I would've chosen. I always pictured myself dying in my own bed, at the age of 80, with a belly fully of wine and a [in unison with Jaime] girl's mouth around my cock." (Funny Line)
Tyrion: "So, we're going to die. At Winterfell. Not the death I would've chosen. I always pictured myself dying in my own bed, at the age of 80, with a belly fully of wine and a [in unison with Jaime] girl's mouth around my cock." (Funny Line)
Daenerys: "I'm here because I love your brother. And I trust him. And I know he's true to his word. He's only the second man in my life I can say that about."
Sansa: "Who was the first?"
Daenerys: "Someone taller."
(Funny Line)
Tyrion: "You've had a strange journey."
Bran: "Stranger than most."
Tyrion: "I'd like to hear about it.
Bran: "It's a long story."
Tyrion: "If only we were in a castle, in the middle of winter with nowhere to go."
(Funny Line)
to Jaime: "I wish father were here. I would love to see the look on his face when he realizes his two sons are about to die defending Winterfell." (Funny Line)
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to Tyrion: "It wasn't so simple. I was sleeping with my sister, and you had one friend in the world - who was sleeping with his sister." (Funny Line)
Brienne: "We didn't meant to interrupt, we were just looking for someplace warm to-"
Tyrion: "-to contemplate your imminent death. You've come to the right place."
(Funny Line)
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Episode 3: The Long Night
"You might be surprised at the lengths I'd go to avoid joining the Army of the Dead. I could think of no organization less suited to my talents." (Funny Line)
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Tyrion: "Maybe we should have stayed married."
Sansa: "You were the best of them."
Tyrion: "What a terrifying thought."
(Funny Line)
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Episode 4: The Last of the Starks
Jaime and Brienne play a drinking game of guesses.

Jaime: "You... are an only child."
Brienne: "I told you I was."
Jaime: "You didn't."
Brienne: "I did."
Jaime: "I surmised it."
(Funny Line)
Brienne: "It's the first thing I learnt when I came to the North. Keep your fire going. Every time you leave the room, put more wood on."
Jaime: "... You know the first thing I learned in the North? I hate the fucking North."
(Funny Line)
Daenerys demands subservience from Jon to keep his Targaryen identity from his family.

Jon: "You are my Queen. Nothing will change that. And they are my family. We can live together."
Daenerys: "We can. I've just told you how."
(Threat)
ribbing Jaime on his new dedication to Brienne: "I'm happy. I'm happy that you're happy. I'm happy that you'll finally have to climb for it." (Funny Line)
ribbing Jaime on his new dedication to Brienne: "Do you know how long I've waited to tell tall-person jokes?" (Funny Line)
to Sansa: "My Lady. [long pause] ...'My Lord' is the standard response." (Funny Line)
Varys: "He (Jon Snow) is a man, which makes him more appealing to the lords of Westeros, whose support we are going to need."
Tyrion: "Joffrey was a man. I don't think a cock is a true qualification, as I'm sure you'd agree."
(Witty Insult)
Episode 5: The Bells
Tyrion attempts to speak to the Unsullied guards.

"I drink to eat the skull keeper."
"I want to eat the skull keeper."
"I want to see the..."
Unsullied: "-we speak the Common Tongue."
(Funny Line)
Tyrion: "Did you consider taking it (the golden hand) off?"
Jaime: "Cersei once called me the stupidest Lannister."
(Funny Line)
Episode 6: The Iron Throne
Daenerys speaks to her armies after a triumphant victory at King's Landing.

"But the war is not over. We will not lay down our spears until we have liberated all the people of the world!
From Winterfell to Dorne, from Lannisport to Qarth, from the Summer Isles to the Jade Sea!
Women, men and children have suffered too long beneath the wheel.
Will you break the wheel with me?"
(Threat)
"I suppose there's a crude kind of justice. I betrayed my closest friend and watched him burn. Now Varys's ashes can tell my ashes: See, I told you." (Funny Line)
Jon: "I don't expect we'll ever see each other again."
Tyrion: "I wouldn't be so sure. A few years as Hand of the King would make anyone want to piss off the edge of the world."
(Funny Line)
Tyrion: "I once brought a jackass and a honeycomb into a brothel." (Funny Line)
Glasses of Wine Consumed
Episode 2: A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms
Tyrion drinks in front of the fireplace at Winterfell as he chats with Jaime. "I wish father were here." (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Tyrion raises a toast - "to the perils of self-betterment" and Jaime just gets his lips on the cup as Brienne and Podrick barge in. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Jaime refills his cup as the fireplace crew talks about the sexism of knighthood in Westeros. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Episode 3: The Long Night
Tyrion takes a swig from his wineskin after he realizes he has nothing to say to Sansa in the Winterfell crypts. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Tyrion drinks from his second wineskin as Varys and Sansa tell him to give up hope of venturing upstairs and being useful for the battle. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Tyrion drinks some liquid courage from his wineskin as the wights come bashing through to the crypt level. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Episode 4: The Last of the Starks
Tyrion drinks in the far background as Gendry scoots his way up the aisle. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Jaime drinks as Gendry scoots past him and Brienne in the aisle. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Daenerys drinks as the crowd celebrates Gendry's promotion to Lord Baratheon of Storm's End. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Brienne and Jaime share a drink at the Feast of Winterfell.

Jaime: "We've fought dead things and lived to talk about it.If this isn't the time to drink, when is?"
(Glass of Wine Consumed)
Tyrion refills and drinks at the the refill station as he and Davos discuss the political drama to come. "We may have defeated them, but we still have us to contend with." (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Tyrion drinks at the table with Jaime and Brienne as they kick off their drinking game of guesses. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Brienne tells Tyrion he is wrong about his guess, and he is forced to drink. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Jaime pours himself a cup and drinks in Brienne's bedchambers as he jealously questions her about Tormund Giantsbane. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Jaime and Tyrion drink after toasting to Jaime's new relationship with Brienne. "To climbing mountains." (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Jaime and Tyrion drink after toasting to Jaime's new relationship with Brienne. "To climbing mountains." (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Tyrion drinks in the ship's cabin while discussing the issue of Jon Snow's parentage with Varys. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Tyrion drinks in the throne room at Dragonstone as he and Varys discuss how to reign in Daenerys. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Acts of Intercourse
Episode 2: A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms
Episode 4: The Last of the Starks
Jaime fumbles awkwardly in his first attempts at flirting with someone who is not a sibling, but ultimately succeeds in wooing Brienne with the 'ol "my it's quite hot in here". (Act of Intercourse)
Jaime sits brooding in front of the fireplace after a 2nd night with Brienne, reflecting on how one just can't go back to non-incest after hitting that high-grade sibling kush. (Act of Intercourse)
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A Game of Thrones
Episode 1: Winterfell
Tyrion sits at the head table to the side of Sansa and Jon Snow, as they host the Northern Lords at Winterfell. (Basic Seat)
Episode 2: A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms
Daenerys sits at the head of the table in Winterfall's hall as she interrogates Jaime. (Basic Seat)
Tyrion sits down to hear Bran's story.

Bran: "It's a long story."
Tyrion: "If only we were in a castle, in the middle of winter with nowhere to go."
(Basic Seat)
Jaime sits in front of the fireplace in Winterfell with Tyrion. (Basic Seat)
Jaime sits back down on his chair after inviting their new guests around the fireplace. (Basic Seat)
Davos and the fireplace crew continue sitting. (Basic Seat)
Jaime and the fireplace crew continue sitting. (Basic Seat)
Tyrion sits as Davos declares "we're out of wine" to the fireplace crew. (Basic Seat)
Tyrion sits as Davos declares "we're out of wine" to the fireplace crew. (Basic Seat)
Episode 4: The Last of the Starks
Tyrion sits at the head table during the celebratory feast at Winterfell. (Basic Seat)
Daenerys sits at the head table during the celebratory feast at Winterfell. (Basic Seat)
Daenerys sits back down to brood after toasting to Arya Stark, the Hero of Winterfell (Basic Seat)
Tyrion sits with Jaime in front of a fireplace in Winterfell, as Tyrion ribs Jaime on his newfound romance with Brienne. (Basic Seat)
Tyrion sits with Jaime in front of a fireplace in Winterfell, as Tyrion ribs Jaime on his newfound romance with Brienne. (Basic Seat)
Tyrion sits with Varys in the cabin below deck, discussing the secret of Jon's parentage. (Basic Seat)
Jaime sits on a chair in front of the fireplace after a 2nd night with Brienne, reflecting on how non-incest just doesn't really do it for him. (Basic Seat)
Episode 5: The Bells
Daenerys sits in front of the fireplace with Grey Worm, looking at Missandei's slave band. (Basic Seat)
Daenerys sits on the Dragonstone throne as she discusses the plan of attack on King's Landing with Grey Worm and Tyrion (Seat of Power)
Episode 6: The Iron Throne
Tyrion tries out his seat in the Hand's chair before the Small Council meeting begins. (Seat of Power)
Tyrion hurriedly sits back into the Hand's chair as he hears the Small Council members enter the room. (Seat of Power)
Tyrion returns to the Hand's seat after Bran arrives at the Small Council meeting. (Seat of Power)
Davos reseats himself in the Hand's chair at the Small Council meeting after King Bran's departure. (Seat of Power)
Deaths
Episode 3: The Long Night
The Night King shatters after Arya lands a hit to its stomach with her Valyrian steel dagger. (Death)
Episode 5: The Bells
Gregor Clegane is tackled by his brother Sandor, sending them both tumbling through the crumbling ruins of the Red Keep and into the burning city below. (Death)
Jaime reassures Cersei in their final moments in the cellars of the Red Keep, as the castle collapses down around them.

"Nothing else matters. Nothing else matters. Only us."
(Death)
Episode 6: The Iron Throne
Tyrion finds Cersei's and Jaime's bodies in the rubble beneath the collapsed Red Keep (Dead Body Appearance)
Daenerys dies in the throne room after being betrayed by Jon Snow (Death)
Special
Episode 1: Winterfell
Daenerys debuts the season with a white double-breasted coat with matching red gloves and scarf. Even her horse is decked out to match! (Special)
Ned Umber is impaled on the wall of his keep, surrounded by a spiral of bloody body parts. (Special)
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Episode 2: A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms
Daenerys rocks a lighter crimson and gray coat inside the hall of Winterfell. (Special)
"I am loyal to my Queen. I will fight for her until her *enemies* are *defeated.* (Special)
Episode 3: The Long Night
The wight who killed Eddison Tollet stares back at Sam with its blue eyes, and Sam runs in terror (Special)
After Melisandre lights the trench, 18 wights stare back through the flames with their glowing blue eyes. (Special)
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A wight continues to stare at Arya with its blue eyes after being stabbed in the library. (Special)
The dead stare back at Jon as the Night King raises them back up. (Special)
Seven sets of blue eyes stare through the weirwood tree to watch as Theon makes his final spear charge against the Night King (Special)
Episode 4: The Last of the Starks
Daenerys debuts a new grey-paneled jacket with a red cape. (Special)
Episode 5: The Bells
"Lord Varys. I, Daenerys of House Targaryen, first of my name, Breaker of Chains and Mother of Dragons, sentence you to die. ... Dracarys." (Special)
Jaime holds up his golden hand when Tyrion asks "how did they (Daenerys' forces) find you?" (Special)
Jaime waves his golden hand at the Lannister guards in futility, as the King's Landing gates close and lock Jaime outside. (Special)
Daenerys sports a leather battle coat as she rides Drogon into battle over King's Landing. (Special)
Jaime uses the ancient martial art of throat-poking with his golden hand while fighting Euron Greyjoy. (Special)
Jaime bitch-slaps Euron across the face with his golden hand to escape from a chokehold. (Special)
The Mountain flings the non-combatant Qyburn to his death against the rubble of the Red Keep, ignoring his commands to stay by Queen Cersei's side. (Special)
Episode 6: The Iron Throne
40:23 (+3) Drogon:
In anguish over his mother's death, Drogon burns down the ruined walls of the throne room in the Red Keep. (Special)
40:59 (+3) Drogon:
In anguish over his mother's death, Drogon melts down the Iron Throne. (Special)
The Feels
Episode 1: Winterfell
After Bran issues a dire warning to everyone that the White Walkers are coming and how they don't have any time for this, Jon and Dany take a romantic getaway to the frost-covered waterfall on dragon-back.
Jon: "It's cold up here for a southern girl."
Dany: "So keep your Queen warm."
(Warm Fuzzy Moment)
36:34 (+3) Drogon:
As he tries to get his makeout session on with Daenerys, Jon enters a staring contest with Drogon who is watching with great interest. (Ridiculously Funny Moment)
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After riding anonymously for a fortnight to reach Winterfell, Jaime discovers Bran has been sitting in the courtyard waiting for his "old friend" the whole time. (I've made a huge mistake.)
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Episode 2: A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms
Grey Worm and Missandei make plans for summer vacation after the war is done.
Missandei: "My people are peaceful. We cannot protect ourselves."
Grey Worm: "My people are not peaceful. We will protect you."
(Warm Fuzzy Moment)
Jaime knights Brienne of Tarth

"In the name of the Warrior, I charge you to be brave.
In the name of the Father, I charge you to be just.
In the name of the Mother, I charge you to defend the innocent.
Arise, Brienne of Tarth - a knight of the Seven Kingdoms."
(Warm Fuzzy Moment)
Episode 3: The Long Night
Sansa and Tyrion wax nostalgic to their King's Landing days, and all the trials they've endured since

Tyrion: "Maybe we should have stayed married."
Sansa: "You were the best of them."
(Warm Fuzzy Moment)
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Daenerys realizes why bus drivers never wait as she and Drogon get inundated with 57 fare-skipping hop-ons. (I've made a huge mistake.)
63:13 (+3) Drogon:
Daenerys realizes why bus drivers never wait as she and Drogon get inundated with 57 fare-skipping hop-ons. (I've made a huge mistake.)
Episode 4: The Last of the Starks
After two days of playing house with Brienne, Jaime receives news of the events in King's Landing and reflects on where his true passions lie.

"You think I'm a good man? I pushed a boy out a tower window, crippled him for life for Cersei. I strangled my cousin with my own hands just to get back to Cersei. I would have murdered every man, woman and child in Riverrun for Cersei. She's hateful. And so am I."
(Sad Feels)
Episode 5: The Bells
Daenerys realizes she is truly alone in Westeros after Jon fails to respond to her kiss.

"Is that all I am to you? Your Queen?"
(Sad Feels)
Tyrion attempts to speak to the Unsullied guards.

"I drink to eat the skull keeper."
"I want to eat the skull keeper."
"I want to see the..."
Unsullied: "-we speak the Common Tongue."
(Ridiculously Funny Moment)
Tyrion frees Jaime and the Lannister brothers say their goodbyes on the eve of the attack on King's Landing.

Tyrion: "You were the only one who didn't treat me like a monster. You were all I had."
(Sad Feels)
Tyrion frees Jaime and the Lannister brothers say their goodbyes on the eve of the attack on King's Landing.

Tyrion: "You were the only one who didn't treat me like a monster. You were all I had."
(Sad Feels)
Jaime reassures Cersei in their final moments in the cellars of the Red Keep, as the castle collapses down around them.

"Nothing else matters. Nothing else matters. Only us."
(Sad Feels)
Episode 6: The Iron Throne
Tyrion discovers the bodies of Jaime and Cersei buried beneath the rubble of the Red Keep. (Sad Feels)
39:26 (+15) Drogon:
Drogon arrives to the throne room and nudges at his Daenerys' lifeless body. He attacks and melts down the Iron Throne, before taking his mother's body and flying off to parts unknown. (Sad Feels)
An exacerbated Tyrion reacts as the Small Council arrives and proceed to rearrange his carefully placed chairs. (Ridiculously Funny Moment)
Tyrion inquires about how history regards him in the Archmaester Ebrose's new historical tome, "A Song of Ice and Fire" - but is told by Samwell Tarly that he isn't actually mentioned in it. (Ridiculously Funny Moment)