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The God of Tits and Wine | Fantasora

The God of Tits and Wine

A Song of Ice and Friendship

Owner: andrewtforeman

7-3, 41.5 roto pts (#4)
Z-Score: 0.24 (percentile: 59.47%)
Weeks at #1: 8
Categories won: Political Wins (78), Special (159)
Best Week: Episode 1: The Red Woman (+7 roto points)
Team MVP: Jon Snow (picked #13, 185 points, 43.63% of team total)
Longest winstreak: W-5

Roster Stats

Character Drafted Total Kills Politics Insults Wine Sex Thrones Deaths Special Feels
The bastard son of Ned Stark, and the current Lord Commander of the Night's Watch. After guiding the Wildlings to safety in the aftermath of the Battle of Castle Black and the attack on Hardhome, he was betrayed by a mutiny of the Night's Watch, and left for dead in the snow.
#13 185 85 42 12 5 5 0 0 36 0
Hodor hodor Hodor hodor Hodor hodor Hodor hodor Hodor hodor Hodor hodor Hodor. hodor.
#29 123 1 0 0 0 0 0 11 111 0
A member of the Night's Watch, and one of Jon Snow's few friends on the Wall.
#52 26 0 15 6 5 0 0 0 0 0
A former master-of-arms and acting Commander of the Night's Watch, Thorne narrowly lost the Lord Commander choosing to Jon Snow in S5. He later led a mutiny of disgruntled Night's Watch members against Jon Snow, stabbing and leaving him for dead.
#36 20 0 6 0 0 0 0 11 3 0
The former paramour of Prince Oberyn. She is also the mother of several of his bastard children, known as the Sand Snakes, and plots revenge against the Lannisters for Oberyn's death.
#61 19 10 6 3 0 0 0 0 0 0
Heir to the Iron Islands, and formerly a ward of House Stark. Theon has been broken through torture by the hands of Ramsay Bolton, but has escaped Winterfell along with Sansa Stark during the chaos of the Battle of Winterfell.
#20 16 2 0 0 5 0 0 0 9 0
A septon in the Riverlands
- 16 0 3 0 0 0 0 13 0 0
The personal bodyguard for Doran Martell.
#45 13 0 0 0 0 0 0 13 0 0
Formerly the Master of Coin, Littlefinger is a conniving political mastermind and serves as Warden of the East after his behind-the-scenes assassination of Lisa Tully.
#4 6 0 6 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
The young, sickly son of the late Jon Arryn and Lysa Tully. He is Lord of the Vale, although Petyr Baelish serves as Lord Protector until he comes of age.
#57 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
One of Oberyn Martell's bastards, known as Sand Snakes. She wields a whip.
- 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Totals 424 98 78 21 15 5 0 48 159 0

Roster

charId Character Special
79
Formerly the Master of Coin, Littlefinger is a conniving political mastermind and serves as Warden of the East after his behind-the-scenes assassination of Lisa Tully.
+1 point in the intercourse category for sex events that occur in his brothels
2x multiplier for betrayal events
+1 for every kiss he gives to Sansa
39
The bastard son of Ned Stark, and the current Lord Commander of the Night's Watch. After guiding the Wildlings to safety in the aftermath of the Battle of Castle Black and the attack on Hardhome, he was betrayed by a mutiny of the Night's Watch, and left for dead in the snow.
* +1 each time he unintentionally drops Longclaw
* +1 point each time he is called a bastard in his presence
* Ghost's actions contribute to his points.
61
Heir to the Iron Islands, and formerly a ward of House Stark. Theon has been broken through torture by the hands of Ramsay Bolton, but has escaped Winterfell along with Sansa Stark during the chaos of the Battle of Winterfell.
+1 point for scenes where Theon refers to himself as "Reek"
+1 point when his missing manhood is referenced
45
A member of the Night's Watch, and one of Jon Snow's few friends on the Wall.
91
The former paramour of Prince Oberyn. She is also the mother of several of his bastard children, known as the Sand Snakes, and plots revenge against the Lannisters for Oberyn's death.
+1 for invoking the name of Oberyn Martell
189
One of Oberyn Martell's bastards, known as Sand Snakes. She wields a whip.
+1 for invoking the name of Oberyn Martell
84
The young, sickly son of the late Jon Arryn and Lysa Tully. He is Lord of the Vale, although Petyr Baelish serves as Lord Protector until he comes of age.
Gains points in the the Wine category for breastfeeding.
+1 point when he mentions making something "fly".
214
A septon in the Riverlands
Kills
Episode 1: The Red Woman
Theon stabs a Bolton soldier through the back while he is battling Podrick Payne. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Ellaria stabs Doran Martell as she overthrows the royal family of Dorne. "When was the last time you left this palace? You don't know your own people. Their disgust for you. Elia Martell raped and murdered, and you did nothing. Oberyn Martell butchered, and you did nothing. You're not a Dornishman. You're not our Prince." (Kill of Named Character)
Episode 3: Oathbreaker
49:19 (+40) Jon Snow:
Jon cuts the rope holding the gallows platform at Castle Black, executing Ser Alliser Thorne, Bowen Marsh, Othell Yarwyck, and Olly for their roles in the plot to assassinate him. (Kill of Named Character)
Episode 9: Battle of the Bastards
40:17 (+6) Jon Snow:
Jon cuts down 3 more Bolton soldiers in between arrow barrages from Ramsay's archers. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
43:34 (+2) Jon Snow:
Jon stabs through a Bolton soldier as his forces attempt to break through the encircling Bolton army. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
43:54 (+4) Jon Snow:
Jon Snow cuts down two more Bolton soldiers. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
45:18 (+2) Jon Snow:
Jon uses a spin move to dodge and cut down a Bolton soldier from behind. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
52:21 (+5) Jon Snow:
After the Stark forces breach the Winterfell walls, Ramsay challenges Jon to single combat: "You suggested one-on-one combat, didn't you? I've reconsidered. I think that sounds like a wonderful idea."

Jon blocks all three of Ramsay's longbow shots with a Mormont shield, and finally moves in close enough to Ramsay to pummel him into the ground.
(Major Injury of Named Character)
Political Wins
Episode 1: The Red Woman
Ellaria betrays Doran Martell, stabbing him to death as she overthrows the royal family of Dorne.
Doran Martell: "My son... Trystane."
Ellaria: "Your son is weak, just like you. And weak men will never rule Dorne again."
(Act of Betrayal)
Ellaria performs a coups d'état and seizes control of Dorne after assassinating Doran and Trystane Martell.
Doran Martell: "My son... Trystane."
Ellaria: "Your son is weak, just like you. And weak men will never rule Dorne again."
(Acquire a New Castle/City/Army/Loot)
Obara and Nymeria arrive on the Dornish ship to assassinate Trystane.
Obara: "We're not here to feed you. We're here to kill you."
Nymeria: "You want her to do it? Or me?
(Act of Betrayal)
Episode 2: Home
Edd takes control of Castle Black after rallying the Wildlings to his side and capturing Alliser Thorne and the other traitors. (Acquire a New Castle/City/Army/Loot)
submitted by nyan (approved!)
Edd orders Ser Alliser Thorne, Olly, and the other traitors who killed Jon Snow to be locked up. "Throw them into the cells. Where they belong." (New Follower/Prisoner)
Episode 3: Oathbreaker
Jon Snow turns over the Lord Commandership of the Night's Watch to Edd.
Edd: "What do you want me to do with this?"
Jon Snow: Wear it. Burn it. Whatever you want. You have Castle Black. My watch is ended."
(New Title)
Episode 4: Book of the Stranger
Edd: "You swore a vow."
Jon Snow: "Aye, I pledged my life to the Night's Watch. I gave my life."
Edd: "For all nights to come."
(House Words)
Littlefinger prevails over Lord Yohn Royce's protests, convincing Robin Arryn to mobilize the forces of the Vale against the Boltons, ostensibly to rescue Sansa Stark. "Our Lord has spoken. Gather the Knights of the Vale. The time has come to join the fray." (Convincing Argument)
Episode 7: The Broken Man
reveals his knowledge of the Hound's identity: "What matters, I believe, is that there's something greater than us. And whatever it is, it's got plans for Sandor Clegane." (Secret Discovery)
14:15 (+3) Jon Snow:
Wun Weg Wun Dar Wun: "Snow." (New Follower/Prisoner)
27:11 (+3) Jon Snow:
Lyanna Mormont pledges her house to Jon Snow's fighting forces: "House Mormont has kept faith with House Stark for a thousand years... We will not break faith today." (New Follower/Prisoner)
Episode 9: Battle of the Bastards
The Knights of the Vale rout the Bolton army, striking the shield formation from the rear and decimating the spearmen with a stream of cavalry, forcing Ramsay to retreat back to Winterfell. (Victorious Battle)
53:00 (+3) Jon Snow:
After Wun Wun single-handedly breaks down the Winterfell gates, Jon Snow and his forces storm in, killing the remaining garrison of Bolton soldiers and defeating Ramsay Bolton. (Victorious Battle)
53:00 (+3) Jon Snow:
Jon retakes Winterfell for House Stark after defeating Ramsay Bolton and the rest of the Bolton army. (Acquire a New Castle/City/Army/Loot)
54:23 (+3) Jon Snow:
After being defeated in one-on-one combat, Ramsay is imprisoned in the kennels of Winterfell. (New Follower/Prisoner)
Episode 10: The Winds of Winter
59:43 (+9) Jon Snow:
The Northern Lords Madnerly, Glover, Cerwyn declare their allegiance for Jon Snow as the King in the North.

Lord Wyman Manderly: "Lady Mormont speaks harshly, and truly ... I didn't think we'd find another king in my lifetime. I didn't commit my men to your cause, 'cause I didn't want more Manderly's dying for nothing. But I was wrong. Jon Snow avenged the Red Wedding. He is the White Wolf. The King in the North."

Lord Robett Glover: "I did not fight beside you on the field and I will regret that until my dying day. A man can only admit when he was wrong and ask forgiveness ... There will be more fights to come. House Glover will stand behind House Stark as we have for a thousand years. And I will stand behind Jon Snow. The King in the North!"
(New Follower/Prisoner)
61:13 (+3) Jon Snow:
Jon gains the allegiance of Lord Yohn Royce of the Vale, as he and the Northern lords declare Jon as King in the North. (New Follower/Prisoner)
submitted by nyan (approved!)
61:25 (+3) Jon Snow:
After Lyanna Mormont's rousing speech, the Northern lords declare for Jon Snow as the new King in the North.

Lyanna Mormont: "But House Mormont remembers. The North remembers. We know no king but the King in the North whose name is Stark. I don't care if he's a bastard. Ned Stark's blood runs through his veins. He's my king from this day until his last day."
(New Title)
Insults Delivered / Funny Lines
Episode 1: The Red Woman
Doran Martell: "My son, Trystane..."
Ellaria: "Your son is weak, just like you. And weak men will never rule Dorne again."
(Witty Insult)
submitted by nyan (approved!)
Episode 3: Oathbreaker
7:25 (+3) Jon Snow:
Edd: "Your eyes are still brown. Is that still you in there?"
Jon: "I think so. Hold off on burning my body for now."
(Funny Line)
submitted by moonbaseu92 (approved!)
Episode 4: Book of the Stranger
5:45 (+3) Jon Snow:
after Sansa tastes the finest from Castle Black Brewery: "You'd think after thousands of years, the Night's Watch would have learned how to make a good ale." (Funny Line)
submitted by kremershell (approved!)
Episode 5: The Door
Night's Watchman: "Should we close the gate, Lord Commander?"
Edd: "I'm not the Lord Command- *looks around* yeah, *ahem* ... close the bloody gate."
(Funny Line)
submitted by nick.embrey (approved!)
Episode 10: The Winds of Winter
38:05 (+3) Jon Snow:
Sansa: "A raven came from the Citadel. A white raven. Winter is here."
Jon: "Well, father always promised."
(Funny Line)
submitted by cfitzgerald (approved!)
Glasses of Wine Consumed
Episode 4: Book of the Stranger
Edd drinks a mug of ale as Jon Snow receives the letter from Ramsay Bolton. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Episode 7: The Broken Man
Yara forces Theon to drink while the fleet is docked.
Theon: "I don't want any."
Yara: "I don't care what you want. Drink."
(Glass of Wine Consumed)
Episode 9: Battle of the Bastards
Acts of Intercourse
Episode 3: Oathbreaker
2:24 (+5) Jon Snow:
Glorious Kit Harrington butt shot as the resurrected Jon Snow sits up from the table. (Non-sexual Nude Scene)
Deaths
Episode 7: The Broken Man
48:33 (+10) Septon Ray:
Sandor discovers the Septon hanged from the frame of his to-be-constructed church as the entire village has been massacred by the Brotherhood without Banners. (Death)
Episode 8: No One
+1 for Septon Ray
Episode 9: Battle of the Bastards
+1 for Septon Ray
Episode 10: The Winds of Winter
+1 for Septon Ray
Special
Episode 2: Home
29:18 (+3) Jon Snow:
Roose Bolton: "Jon Snow is a bastard, not a Stark." (Special)
submitted by kremershell (approved!)
Episode 3: Oathbreaker
43:46 (+3) Jon Snow:
Ramsay Bolton: "Why have you come to Winterfell, Lord Umber?"
Smalljon Umber: "The bastard Jon Snow led an army of Wildlings past the Wall."
(Special)
44:23 (+3) Jon Snow:
Ramsay Bolton: "Pledge your banners to House Bolton. Swear loyalty to me as Warden of the North and we will fight together to destroy the bastard and all his Wildling friends." (Special)
Episode 4: Book of the Stranger
Petyr Baelish, to Lord Royce: "Your home is the Vale. The Lord of the Vale stands before us. And only his judgment concerns me."
Robin Arryn: "Shall we throw him through the Moon Door?"
(Special)
submitted by skywalkerdude (approved!)
48:23 (+3) Jon Snow:
Ramsay Bolton's letter to Jon: "Winterfell is mine, bastard. Come and see." (Special)
Episode 5: The Door
Theon elects to stump for his sister Yara, after other some of the other Ironborn nominate him to inherit the Salt Throne. "I am Theon Greyjoy, last living son of Balon Greyjoy ... and she is your rightful ruler." (Special)
Episode 7: The Broken Man
Yara forces Theon to drink while the fleet is docked.
Theon: "I don't want any."
Yara: "I don't care what you want. Drink."
(Special)
submitted by rls14 (approved!)
Episode 9: Battle of the Bastards
13:32 (+3) Jon Snow:
Ramsay Bolton: "I keep hearing stories about you, bastard." (Special)
15:35 (+3) Jon Snow:
Ramsay Bolton: "We'll find out soon enough. In the morning, then, bastard." (Special)
18:49 (+3) Jon Snow:
Sansa Stark: "Rickon is Ned Stark's trueborn son, which makes him a greater threat to Ramsay than you, a bastard, or me, a girl." (Special)
Episode 10: The Winds of Winter
52:02 (+3) Jon Snow:
Petyr Baelish: "Who should the North rally behind? A trueborn daughter of Ned and Catelyn Stark born here at Winterfell? Or a motherless bastard born in the south?" (Special)
59:17 (+3) Jon Snow:
Lyanna Mormont: "I don't care if he's a bastard. Ned Stark's blood runs through his veins." (Special)