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Lord Benjen Blamejoy

SNKY WEIRWOOD BOYS TAKE 2

Owner: benjaminblais

7-3, 45 roto pts (#3)
Z-Score: 0.674 (percentile: 74.99%)
Weeks at #1: 4
Categories won: Kills (108)
Best Week: Episode 5: Kill the Boy (+10.5 roto points)
Team MVP: Daenerys Targaryen (picked #1, 99 points, 35.61% of team total)
Longest winstreak: W-3

Roster Stats

Character Drafted Total Kills Politics Insults Wine Sex Thrones Deaths Special Feels
The last royal member of the Targaryen dynasty, Daenerys seeks to return home and reclaim the Iron Throne. With her three dragons and an army on Unsullied warriors, she has conquered several slave cities and rules over the city of Meereen.
#1 99 50 12 12 5 20 0 0 0 0
The legitimized bastard son of Roose Bolton, now Warden of the North. He is fond of the Bolton tradition of flaying their enemies.
#16 90 22 12 15 25 10 0 0 6 0
A leader of the Wildlings, he is a trusted lieutenant and second-in-command to Mance Rayder, the King Beyond the Wall.
#32 44 26 15 3 0 0 0 0 0 0
Heir to the Iron Islands, and formerly a ward of House Stark. Theon is currently a captive of Ramsay Bolton.
#17 25 10 6 0 0 0 0 0 9 0
A member of the Night's Watch. Slynt formerly served as Commander of the City Watch, before he was removed from the post and exiled by Tyrion Lannister.
#48 20 0 0 3 0 0 0 17 0 0
A representative of the Iron Bank of Braavos, a powerful bank who holds a large sum of debt from the Iron Throne.
#49 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Theon's older sister, Yara was raised on the Iron Islands as a true Ironborn. She is a fearsome fighter and commands a longship of her own.
#33 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
A fearsome warrior known as the Hound. Sandor formerly served in the Kingsguard of Joffrey Baratheon and accompanied Arya Stark on her travels. He was left for dead after a fight with Brienne of Tarth.
#64 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Totals 278 108 45 33 30 30 0 17 15 0

Roster

charId Character Special
31
The last royal member of the Targaryen dynasty, Daenerys seeks to return home and reclaim the Iron Throne. With her three dragons and an army on Unsullied warriors, she has conquered several slave cities and rules over the city of Meereen.
* Announcing her titles: "Mother of Dragons", "Breaker of Chains", etc. (min. of 2 titles)
87
The legitimized bastard son of Roose Bolton, now Warden of the North. He is fond of the Bolton tradition of flaying their enemies.
+1 for each food item he punctures or slices
+1 point for every scene featuring an act of torture.
61
Heir to the Iron Islands, and formerly a ward of House Stark. Theon is currently a captive of Ramsay Bolton.
+1 point for scenes where Theon refers to himself as "Reek"
+1 point when his missing manhood is referenced
67
A leader of the Wildlings, he is a trusted lieutenant and second-in-command to Mance Rayder, the King Beyond the Wall.
* every mention of "killing Crows"
* every on-screen second he stares into Brienne's soul (rounded up)
63
Theon's older sister, Yara was raised on the Iron Islands as a true Ironborn. She is a fearsome fighter and commands a longship of her own.
+1 when referencing that she is a lesbian, or making a pass at another woman
107
A member of the Night's Watch. Slynt formerly served as Commander of the City Watch, before he was removed from the post and exiled by Tyrion Lannister.
95
A representative of the Iron Bank of Braavos, a powerful bank who holds a large sum of debt from the Iron Throne.
81
A fearsome warrior known as the Hound. Sandor formerly served in the Kingsguard of Joffrey Baratheon and accompanied Arya Stark on her travels. He was left for dead after a fight with Brienne of Tarth.
* +1 point for scenes where he eats
* 2x multiplier for actions performed while confronted by fire
Kills
Episode 2: The House of Black and White
Daenerys orders Mossador to be publicly executed in front of the Masters and former slaves of Meereen, for his murder of the captive Son of the Harpy. (Kill of Named Character)
Episode 3: The High Sparrow
Ramsay tells his father about the flaying of Lord Cerwyn. His body, flayed of all skin, is hung from the walls of Moat Cailin.
Ramsay: "Lord Cerwyn refused to pay. He said the Warden of the North will always be a Stark, and he'd be damned if he kissed a traitor's boot."
Roose Bolton: "You left him no choice."
Ramsay: "I flayed him living, along with his wife and brother. I made his son watch ... The new Lord Cerwyn paid his taxes."
(Kill of Named Character)
The wife and brother of Lady Cerwyn were killed by Ramsay Bolton - their flayed bodies were hung on display from the walls of Moat Cailin. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Episode 5: Kill the Boy
Daenerys shoves one of the Masters of Meereen in front of of her dragons and commands Rhaegal to roast. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Episode 7: The Gift
Sansa emerges from her bed, showing the bruises that have been inflicted on her by Ramsay. (Minor Injury of Named Character)
Ramsay has the old woman who attempted to help Sansa flayed and killed. "Tough old bird. Everyone talks when I start peeling them. But this one, her heart gave out before I even got to her face." (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Episode 8: Hardhome
After he is insulted by the Lord of Bones, Tormund steals his club and smashes in the Lord of Bones' skull with it. (Kill of Named Character)
Tormund cuts down a wight. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Tormund slices down another wight as Jon makes a run for the main Wildling hut where the dragonglass daggers were left. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Tormund cuts down a wildling, stabs another through the back of the head, and stabs another through the neck. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Tormund headbutts a wight, then throws his sword into the stomach of another that charges at him. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Tormund cuts down a wight as he, Jon Snow, and Edd make a run for the dock. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Episode 9: The Dance of Dragons
Drogon crushes two Sons of the Harpy as he lands in the fighting pits. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Drogon catches a Son of the Harpy who attempts to charge Daenerys, ripping him in half and flinging the pieces to opposite ends of the fighting pit. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Drogon shoots flames at a group of five Sons of the Harpy, engulfing them in flames. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Drogon's second flame engulfs four Sons of the Harpy and an Unsullied soldier. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Drogon's third flame engulfs two Sons of the Harpy and two of the old Masters. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Drogon grabs a spear-wielding Son of the Harpy, slamming him into the ground. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Episode 10: Mother's Mercy
Ramsay stabs through the remaining Baratheon soldier as he mops up the wounded soldiers on the battlefield near Winterfell. "Looks like we're done here." (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Ramsay stabs the back of a crawling Baratheon soldier as he mops up the battlefield outside Winterfell.
Baratheon soldier: "I surrender! I surrender!"
Ramsay: "And I accept your surrender."
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
Theon breaks and throws Myranda from the top of the Winterfell walls onto the ground below, saving Sansa Stark. (Kill of Named Character)
Political Wins
Episode 1: The Wars to Come
Daenerys denies Hizdahr zo Loraq's request for the fighting pits to be re-opened.
Hizdahr: "They did ask for some concessions."
Daenerys: "Concessions?"
Hizdahr: "Politics is the art of compromise, Your Grace."
Daenerys: "I'm not a politician. I'm a queen."
...
Hizdahr: "In the new world that you've brought to us, free men would fight free men. The pit fighters you liberated plead for this opportunity. Bring some here and ask them yourself."
Daenerys: "No fighting pits."
Hizdahr: "Opening them would show the people of Yunkai and Meereen that you respect their traditions."
Daenerys: "I do not respect the tradition of human cockfighting."
Hizdahr: "If you could-"
Daenerys: "How many times must I say no before you understand?"
(Politics - uncategorized)
Episode 2: The House of Black and White
Daario captures a member of the Sons of the Harpy, who becomes Daenerys' prisoner. (Politics - uncategorized)
Daenerys takes Mossador as her prisoner, after he murders the Son of the Harpy.
Daenerys: "Once, the Masters were the law-"
Mossador: "And now you are the law."
Daenerys: "The law is the law."
(Politics - uncategorized)
Episode 5: Kill the Boy
Daenerys has the leaders of Meereen's great families imprisoned, starting with Hizdahr zo Loraq.
Daenerys: "Round up the leaders of each of Meereen's great families and bring them to me."
Hizdahr: "But... I'm the leader of my family."
(Politics - uncategorized)
Tormund convinces Jon to mobilize the Night's Watch (and Jon himself) to accompany him on the mission to Hardhome,  "They need to hear it from you. They need to know the ships they are boarding wot be torched in the middle of the sea. You come with me or I don't go." (Politics - uncategorized)
submitted by moonbaseu92 (approved!)
Episode 6: Unbowed, Unbent, Unbroken
Ramsay Bolton and Sansa Stark are wed.
Theon: "Sansa, of the House Stark comes here to be wed. A woman grown, trueborn and noble. She comes to beg the blessings of the Gods. Who comes to claim her?
Ramsay: "Ramsay, of House Bolton."
(Politics - uncategorized)
Episode 7: The Gift
After promising to help Sansa Stark light a signal candle at the top of the broken tower, Reek instead goes directly to Ramsay Bolton to inform him of Sansa's plot. (Politics - uncategorized)
submitted by wpearsal (approved!)
Ramsay discovers Sansa's attempt to call for help after he encounters Reek at the top of the broken tower, prepared to light a signal candle. (Politics - uncategorized)
Episode 8: Hardhome
Tormund convinces the Wildlings to not kill Jon Snow for killing Mance. "None of you saw Mance die. I did. The southern king who broke our army, Stannis, wanted to burn him alive to send us a message. Jon Snow defied that cunt's orders. His arrow was mercy." (Politics - uncategorized)
Tormund convinces the Wildlings to accept Jon Snow's invitation and depart Hardhome to head south of the Wall.
Karsi: "I'll never trust a man in black. But I trust you, Tormund. If you say this is the way, we're with you."
Tormund: "This is the way."
(Politics - uncategorized)
Karsi and the Giant Wun Weg Wun Dar Wun agree to follow Tormund south of the Wall. (Politics - uncategorized)
Episode 9: The Dance of Dragons
Ramsay and his band of "twenty men" sneak into Stannis Baratheon's camp in the middle of the night and set fire to the Baratheon food and war supplies.
Ser Davos: "They were in and out before anyone spotted them. Burnt our food stores to the ground, all our siege weapons destroyed."
(Politics - uncategorized)
Episode 10: Mother's Mercy
Ramsay Bolton handily defeats the broken and dispirited forces of Stannis Baratheon in the battle outside Winterfell. "Looks like we're done here." (Politics - uncategorized)
Theon finally breaks and betrays the Boltons, saving Sansa Stark from one of Myranda's arrows before throwing Myranda off the walls of Winterfell. (Politics - uncategorized)
Insults Delivered / Funny Lines
Episode 3: The High Sparrow
after Jon orders him to rebuild the ruined tower of Greyguard: "I was charged with the defense of King's Landing when you were soiling your swaddling clothes. Keep your ruin." (Witty Insult)
Episode 4: The Sons of the Harpy
Daario Naharis: "I think I could protect you from Hizdahr zo Loraq"
Daenerys: "I think *I* could protect me from Hizdahr zo Loraq"
(Witty Insult)
Episode 5: Kill the Boy
Myranda: "I saw you staring at her (Sansa)."
Ramsay: "I'm going to marry her. That will involve looking at her from time to time."
(Funny Line)
Miranda: "Do you think she's pretty?"
Ramsay: "Of course I do. I'm not blind. "
(Funny Line)
submitted by moonbaseu92 (approved!)
about Theon: "He's not Ironborn anymore. Not Theon Greyjoy anymore. He's a new man... a new person, anyway." (Witty Insult)
to Roose Bolton: "How can you be sure... that she's pregnant? I mean... [spacing gesture indicate Fat Walda's size] ...how can you tell?" (Witty Insult)
Episode 6: Unbowed, Unbent, Unbroken
Ramsay reminds Sansa to remove her clothes: "Do I need to ask a second time? I hate asking a second time." (Threat)
Episode 8: Hardhome
Daenerys takes away Tyrion's wine cup: "You're going to advise me... while you can still speak in complete sentences." (Witty Insult)
to Tyrion: "If I want jokes, I'll get myself a proper fool." (Witty Insult)
on Jon Snow: "He's prettier than both my daughters, but he knows how to fight." (Witty Insult)
Episode 9: The Dance of Dragons
Daenerys puts down Hizdahr's proclamations about his knowledge of the pit fighters: "Has your experience ever involved any actual fighting? You. Yourself. Have you ever killed another man who was trying to kill you?" (Witty Insult)
Glasses of Wine Consumed
Episode 5: Kill the Boy
Ramsay drinks while talking with Reek. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Ramsay drinks after proposing a toast to Sansa Stark. "My lady, we are all a family, we Northerners. Our blood ties go back thousands of years. So I'd like to drink to our wedding. May our happiness spread from Moat Cailin to the Last Hearth." (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Ramsay drinks again from his refilled cup, after Roose Bolton announces that Fat Walda Frey is pregnant. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Ramsay drinks while discussing the Bolton line of succession with his father Roose Bolton. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Ramsay refills his cup as Roose Bolton tells him the story of her mother. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Episode 8: Hardhome
drinks while speaking with Tyrion in her chambers. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Acts of Intercourse
Episode 1: The Wars to Come
In bed with Daario, as they discuss the re-opening of the fighting pits. (Act of Intercourse)
Episode 5: Kill the Boy
Ramsay takes Myranda from behind after their lover's quarrel over Ramsay's marriage to Sansa Stark. (Act of Intercourse)
Episode 6: Unbowed, Unbent, Unbroken
Ramsay rapes Sansa Stark on their wedding night. "Reek... I told you to watch. You've known Sansa since she was a girl. Now watch her become a woman." (Act of Intercourse)
Episode 7: The Gift
Daenerys and Daario Naharis share pillowtalk after a session in her chambers. (Act of Intercourse)
As she and Daario Naharis have post-sex pillow talk, Daario rolls on top of her and mounts her again. (Act of Intercourse)
submitted by angurtheconsumer (approved!)
Deaths
Episode 3: The High Sparrow
Janos is beheaded for insubordination, after defying Jon Snow's orders as Lord Commander. (Death)
Episode 4: The Sons of the Harpy
+1 for Janos Slynt
Episode 5: Kill the Boy
+1 for Janos Slynt
Episode 6: Unbowed, Unbent, Unbroken
+1 for Janos Slynt
Episode 7: The Gift
+1 for Janos Slynt
Episode 8: Hardhome
+1 for Janos Slynt
Episode 9: The Dance of Dragons
+1 for Janos Slynt
Episode 10: Mother's Mercy
+1 for Janos Slynt
Special
Episode 6: Unbowed, Unbent, Unbroken
Ramsay makes Reek stay in the bedchamber to watch him rape Sansa. "Oh, no, no, no. You stay here, Reek. You watch." (Special)
Ramsay tortures Sansa Stark on their wedding night by raping her with Reek (Theon Greyjoy) watching. "Reek... I told you to watch. You've known Sansa since she was a girl. Not watch her become a woman." (Special)
Episode 7: The Gift
to Sansa: "I'm not Theon, m'lady. I'm Reek." (Special)
Sansa: "Promise me, Theon."
Reek: "Reek! My name is Reek."
(Special)
Episode 8: Hardhome
"I'm not Theon. There is no Theon. Reek." (Special)