They don't teach you that in fancy lad school
Zolon Dohaeris
Owner: spencer.marisa
5-2, 52.5 roto pts (#4)
Z-Score:
0.268 (percentile: 60.57%)
Weeks at #1: 2
Categories won:
Special (33)
Best Week:
Episode 1: Dragonstone
(+14 roto points)
Team MVP:
Arya Stark
(picked #10,
165 points,
66.8% of team total)
Longest winstreak: W-2
Roster Stats
Roster
| charId | Character | Special |
|---|---|---|
| 6 |
Arya Stark
The youngest of the Stark girls. Recently having completed her training as an assassin in the House of Black and White, she has set sail to return to Westeros to pursue her revenge.
|
* Nymeria's actions contribute to her points. * +1 point for reciting her hitlist * adopting a new Faceless Man disguise |
| 9 |
Brienne of Tarth
A skilled fighter and heir to House Tarth. After swearing an oath to Catelyn Stark, she continues her mission to ensure the safety of the Stark girls.
|
* Scores every time she mentions the "oath" or "vow" she swore to serve the Starks. * Scores every time someone references her size/masculinity/attractiveness. |
| 61 |
Theon Greyjoy
Heir to the Iron Islands, and formerly a ward of House Stark. Theon is slowly recovering from physical and mental breakdown during his time as a prisoner of Ramsay Bolton. He currently accompanies his sister Yara Greyjoy, who has pledged her Ironborn forces to the cause of Daenerys Targaryen.
|
+1 point for scenes where Theon refers to himself as "Reek" +1 point when his missing manhood is referenced |
| 80 |
Gendry
A bastard son of Robert Baratheon, although this fact is not widely known (even to Gendry himself). After being captured by Melisandre, he is freed by Ser Davos and escaped Dragonstone by rowboat. His whereabouts are currently unknown, but he will likely emerge at some point with the swolest arms Westeros has ever seen.
|
+1 point for each act of blacksmithing. |
| 264 |
Alys Karstark
|
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| 263 |
Archmaester Ebrose
Archmaester at the Citadel in Oldtown, where new Maesters are trained.
|
+1 each time he asks a rhetorical questions he already knows the answer to |
| 161 |
Illyrio Mopatis
Magister of Pentos, one of the free cities of Essos. He hosted the exiled Viserys and Daenerys Targaryen.
|
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| 260 |
Maester Wolkan
Maester serving House Bolton.
|
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| 267 |
Frey Lord (actor: Brendan Morrissey)
|
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| 266 |
Citadel Maester (actor: Philip O'Sullivan)
|
Kills
2:41
(+94)
Arya Stark:
Masquerading as Walder Frey, Arya serves poisoned wine to a host of 47 Freys in the same dining hall where Robb and Catelyn were murdered at the Red Wedding.
"But you didn't slaughter every one of the Starks. No, no, that was your mistake. You should have ripped them all out, root and stem. Leave one wolf alive and the sheep are never safe. When people ask you what happened here tell them the North remembers. Tell them winter came for House Frey." (Kill of Unnamed Character)
"But you didn't slaughter every one of the Starks. No, no, that was your mistake. You should have ripped them all out, root and stem. Leave one wolf alive and the sheep are never safe. When people ask you what happened here tell them the North remembers. Tell them winter came for House Frey." (Kill of Unnamed Character)
51:13
(+4)
Theon Greyjoy:
Theon cuts down two of Euron's soldiers as they board Yara's ship.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
54:43
(+2)
Theon Greyjoy:
Theon cuts down one last Ironborn, before his uncle Euron calls to him.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
28:28
(+1)
Brienne of Tarth:
Brienne beats lucky man Podrick badly in a sparring session at Winterfell, before Arya Stark inerrupts.
Brienne: "Don't lunge."
Brienne: "Don't go where your enemy leads you."
Brienne: "And don't-"
Arya: "Don't fight someone like her in the first place." (Minor Injury of Named Character)
Brienne: "Don't lunge."
Brienne: "Don't go where your enemy leads you."
Brienne: "And don't-"
Arya: "Don't fight someone like her in the first place." (Minor Injury of Named Character)
After Davos's charade begins to break down, Gendry brings out his warhammer to smash in the faces of the two investigating Gold Cloaks.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
Gendry smashes in the head of a wight with his warhammer during the ambush on the White Walker scouting party.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
53:24
(+1)
Theon Greyjoy:
Theon makes a comeback in round two with Harrag, wearing out the older Ironborn's kneecap on his impervious groin area, and then pounding him into submission.
(Minor Injury of Named Character)
59:58
(+10)
Arya Stark:
Arya slits a groveling Littlefinger across his throat, after his betrayals and treason are exposed by Sansa in the court of Winterfell to the Northern and Vale lords.
Sansa: "Thank you for all your many lessons, Lord Baelish. I will never forget them." (Kill of Named Character)
Sansa: "Thank you for all your many lessons, Lord Baelish. I will never forget them." (Kill of Named Character)
Political Wins
0:58
(+3)
Arya Stark:
"... so I can tell you my plans for this great house, now that Winter has come".
(House Words)
0:00
(+3)
Arya Stark:
Arya encounters Nymeria in the forest, where she leads her own pack of wolves.
(Acquire a New Castle/City/Army/Loot)
submitted by ssantise (approved!)
0:00
(+3)
Archmaester Ebrose:
The Archmaester forbids Jorah Mormont from receiving the experimental Greyscale treatment documented by Archmaester Pylos.
Ebrose: "I'm familiar with Archmaester Pylos and his study of rare diseases ... And shall I tell you how he died? From Greyscale. The procedure's far too dangerous, which is why it's now forbidden." (Executive Decision)
Ebrose: "I'm familiar with Archmaester Pylos and his study of rare diseases ... And shall I tell you how he died? From Greyscale. The procedure's far too dangerous, which is why it's now forbidden." (Executive Decision)
submitted by hkeseyan (approved!)
13:00
(+3)
Arya Stark:
Arya convinces the Winterfell guards to allow her into the castle: "I'm getting into this castle one way or another. If I'm not who I say I am, I won't last long. But if I am, and Sansa finds you've turned me away..."
(Convincing Argument)
19:51
(+3)
Arya Stark:
At the Stark sibling reunion party, Bran regifts Littlefinger's Valyrian steel dagger to Arya.
Arya: "Are you sure? It's Valyrian steel."
Bran: "It's wasted on a cripple." (New Weapon)
Arya: "Are you sure? It's Valyrian steel."
Bran: "It's wasted on a cripple." (New Weapon)
29:38
(+3)
Arya Stark:
Arya asserts that Brienne's vow means that she serves her as well, compelling her to engage in a sparring match. "You swore to serve both my mother's daughters, didn't you?"
(New Follower/Prisoner)
22:09
(+3)
Archmaester Ebrose:
Archmaester Ebrose rejects Sam's pleas to immediately alert the realm about the impending White Walker invasion as the Council of Maesters discusses a letter sent by Maester Wolkan of Winterfell about the army of the dead.
Samwell Tarly: "Archmaester, please. It's real. I've seen it."
Ebrose: "We will write to Maester Wolkan at Winterfell for clarification. I promise you we will get to the truth of it one way or another."
Sam: "Archmaester, please-"
Ebrose: "That will be all, Tarly." (Executive Decision)
Samwell Tarly: "Archmaester, please. It's real. I've seen it."
Ebrose: "We will write to Maester Wolkan at Winterfell for clarification. I promise you we will get to the truth of it one way or another."
Sam: "Archmaester, please-"
Ebrose: "That will be all, Tarly." (Executive Decision)
submitted by Ser Vincent (approved!)
Gendry unveils the massive warhammer he's fashioned for himself. "I don't know much about swinging swords. But this... this I know."
(New Weapon)
53:29
(+3)
Arya Stark:
Arya breaks into Littlefinger's chambers and discovers the hidden raven letter, a note from Sansa Stark while she was held captive in King's Landing, asking Robb Stark to come south and bend the knee.
(Secret Discovery)
62:12
(+3)
Arya Stark:
Arya catches Sansa in the act of searching through her room for the copy of the compromising raven letter. "Not what you're looking for?"
(Secret Discovery)
53:29
(+3)
Theon Greyjoy:
Theon wins over Harrag's crew of Ironborn after punching him out on the beaches of Dragonstone. "Not for me. For Yara!"
(Acquire a New Castle/City/Army/Loot)
Insults Delivered / Funny Lines
2:32
(+3)
Arya Stark:
"But you didn't slaughter every one of the Starks. No, no, that was your mistake. You should have ripped them all out, root and stem. Leave one wolf alive and the sheep are never safe. When people ask you what happened here tell them the North remembers. Tell them winter came for House Frey."
(Threat)
29:57
(+3)
Archmaester Ebrose:
Samwell Tarly: "I was wondering if you had considered my proposition."
Archmaester Ebrose: "I don't remember your proposition."
Samwell: "I asked you if, in light of what I've seen in the North, if I could have access to the restricted area of the library."
Ebrose: "That area is reserved for Maesters. Are you a maester?"
Samwell: "No."
Ebrose: "Not a very strong proposition, is it?" (Funny Line)
Archmaester Ebrose: "I don't remember your proposition."
Samwell: "I asked you if, in light of what I've seen in the North, if I could have access to the restricted area of the library."
Ebrose: "That area is reserved for Maesters. Are you a maester?"
Samwell: "No."
Ebrose: "Not a very strong proposition, is it?" (Funny Line)
0:00
(+3)
Arya Stark:
Hot Pie: "You've been making pies?"
Arya: "One or two." (in reference to her Frey pies) (Funny Line)
Arya: "One or two." (in reference to her Frey pies) (Funny Line)
submitted by ssantise (approved!)
0:00
(+3)
Archmaester Ebrose:
Samwell Tarly: "I met Stannis Baratheon's daughter at Castle Black. She had the Greyscale as a baby and was cured."
Archmaester Ebrose: "No."
Samwell: "Isn't there some way..."
Ebrose: "Does this look like a baby to you?" (referencing their patient, Jorah Mormont)
Samwell: "No."
Ebrose: "Have you studied the varying rates of greyscale progression in infants and fully grown men?"
Samwell: "No." (Funny Line)
Archmaester Ebrose: "No."
Samwell: "Isn't there some way..."
Ebrose: "Does this look like a baby to you?" (referencing their patient, Jorah Mormont)
Samwell: "No."
Ebrose: "Have you studied the varying rates of greyscale progression in infants and fully grown men?"
Samwell: "No." (Funny Line)
submitted by pacelli929 (approved!)
29:56
(+3)
Arya Stark:
Brienne: "You can't use that, My Lady, it's too small." (referring to Arya's sword, Needle)
Arya: "I won't cut you, don't worry." (Threat)
Arya: "I won't cut you, don't worry." (Threat)
Gendry bulldozes into his introduction with Jon Snow, after Davos warns him to do the exact opposite.
Davos: "The king's got a lot on his mind."
Gendry: "I understand."
Davos: "He doesn't need to be thinking about harboring the bastard of a dead king."
Gendry: "You don't have to worry."
Davos: "You're just Clovis, a smith who's come to pay his respects before he heads off to work at the Winterfell forges."
Gendry: "Understood."
...
Davos: "Your Grace, this is Clo-"
Gendry: "Name's Gendry, Your Grace. I'm Robert Baratheon's son. Bastard son." (Funny Line)
Davos: "The king's got a lot on his mind."
Gendry: "I understand."
Davos: "He doesn't need to be thinking about harboring the bastard of a dead king."
Gendry: "You don't have to worry."
Davos: "You're just Clovis, a smith who's come to pay his respects before he heads off to work at the Winterfell forges."
Gendry: "Understood."
...
Davos: "Your Grace, this is Clo-"
Gendry: "Name's Gendry, Your Grace. I'm Robert Baratheon's son. Bastard son." (Funny Line)
Jon Snow: "I saw your father once at Winterfell."
Gendry: "I met yours in my shop."
Jon: "You're a lot leaner."
Gendry: "And you're a lot shorter." (Funny Line)
Gendry: "I met yours in my shop."
Jon: "You're a lot leaner."
Gendry: "And you're a lot shorter." (Funny Line)
14:05
(+3)
Arya Stark:
to Sansa: "What would little Lyanna Mormont say? She's younger than you were when you wrote this. Are you going to say 'But I was just a child'?"
(Threat)
14:20
(+3)
Arya Stark:
Sansa Stark: "You're angry. Sometimes anger makes people do unfortunate things."
Arya: "Sometimes fear makes them do unfortunate things. I'll go with anger." (Comeback)
Arya: "Sometimes fear makes them do unfortunate things. I'll go with anger." (Comeback)
62:16
(+3)
Arya Stark:
Sansa Stark: " I have hundreds of men here at Winterfell, all loyal to me."
Arya: "They're not here now." (Threat)
Arya: "They're not here now." (Threat)
64:41
(+3)
Arya Stark:
to Sansa: "Neither of us got to be the other person, did we? The world doesn't just let girls decide what they are going to be. But I can now. With the faces I can choose. I can become someone else. Speak in their voice, live in their skin. I can even become you. I wonder what it would feel like to wear those pretty dresses. To be the Lady of Winterfell. All I'd need to find out is your face."
(Threat)
56:26
(+3)
Arya Stark:
Sansa Stark: "You stand accused of murder. You stand accused of treason. How do you answer these charges... Lord Baelish?"
Petyr Baelish: "...?"
Arya: "My sister asked you a question." (Threat)
Petyr Baelish: "...?"
Arya: "My sister asked you a question." (Threat)
Glasses of Wine Consumed
39:05
(+5)
Arya Stark:
Arya shares in some blackberry wine offered by the camp of Lannister soldiers.
(Glass of Wine Consumed)
35:49
(+5)
Arya Stark:
Arya goes for the ale after Hot Pie probes further into what she's been up to.
(Glass of Wine Consumed)
48:33
(+5)
Theon Greyjoy:
Theon drinks with Yara and Ellaria Sand below deck as they sail for Sunspear.
(Glass of Wine Consumed)
Special
3:15
(+3)
Arya Stark:
Arya peels off the mask of Walder Frey to reveal herself after assassinating the host of Freys in the dining hall at the Twins.
(Special)
submitted by nyan (approved!)
30:03
(+6)
Archmaester Ebrose:
Samwell Tarly: "I asked you if, in light of what I've seen in the North, if I could have access to the restricted area of the library."
Ebrose: "That area is reserved for Maesters. Are you a Maester?"
Samwell: "No."
Ebrose: "Not a very strong proposition, is it?" (Special)
Ebrose: "That area is reserved for Maesters. Are you a Maester?"
Samwell: "No."
Ebrose: "Not a very strong proposition, is it?" (Special)
submitted by nyan (approved!)
16:41
(+6)
Archmaester Ebrose:
Ebrose: "Does this look like a baby to you?"
Samwell Tarly: "No."
Ebrose: "Have you studied the varying rates of Greyscale progression in infants and fully grown men?"
Samwell: "No." (Special)
Samwell Tarly: "No."
Ebrose: "Have you studied the varying rates of Greyscale progression in infants and fully grown men?"
Samwell: "No." (Special)
submitted by nyan (approved!)
55:00
(+3)
Theon Greyjoy:
Euron taunts Theon into fleeing the battle as he holds Yara captive: "Ah come on, you cockless coward. I have her. Come and get her."
(Special)
49:22
(+12)
Archmaester Ebrose:
Archmaester Ebrose: "You treated him?"
Samwell Tarly: "Yes."
Ebrose: "Who told you to treat him?"
Sam: "No one."
Ebrose: "Who forbade you, or anyone, to attempt to treat him?"
Sam: "I seem to remember you."
Ebrose: "But you treated him anyway?"
Sam: "I did, yes." (Special)
Samwell Tarly: "Yes."
Ebrose: "Who told you to treat him?"
Sam: "No one."
Ebrose: "Who forbade you, or anyone, to attempt to treat him?"
Sam: "I seem to remember you."
Ebrose: "But you treated him anyway?"
Sam: "I did, yes." (Special)
submitted by nyan (approved!)
The Feels
20:20
(+0)
Brienne of Tarth:
While watching on as the living Stark children together in the courtyard of Winterfell:
Podrick: "Catelyn Stark would be proud. You've kept your vow."
Brienne: "I did next to nothing."
Podrick: "You're too hard on yourself, My Lady."
Brienne: "I'm not- ...thank you, Podrick." (Warm Fuzzy Moment)
Podrick: "Catelyn Stark would be proud. You've kept your vow."
Brienne: "I did next to nothing."
Podrick: "You're too hard on yourself, My Lady."
Brienne: "I'm not- ...thank you, Podrick." (Warm Fuzzy Moment)
48:49
(+0)
Theon Greyjoy:
Jon Snow comes around to forgive Theon for his betrayals to their family.
Theon: "I always wanted to do the right thing. Be the right kind of person. But I never knew what that meant. It always seemed like there's like there was an impossible choice I had to make. Stark or Greyjoy."
Jon Snow: "Our father was more of a father to you than yours ever was. ... And you betrayed him. Betrayed his memory. ... But you never lost him. He's a part of you. Just like he's a part of me. But the things I've done It's not my place to forgive you for all of it.
But what I can forgive, I do. You don't need to choose. You're a Greyjoy and you're a Stark." (Warm Fuzzy Moment)
Theon: "I always wanted to do the right thing. Be the right kind of person. But I never knew what that meant. It always seemed like there's like there was an impossible choice I had to make. Stark or Greyjoy."
Jon Snow: "Our father was more of a father to you than yours ever was. ... And you betrayed him. Betrayed his memory. ... But you never lost him. He's a part of you. Just like he's a part of me. But the things I've done It's not my place to forgive you for all of it.
But what I can forgive, I do. You don't need to choose. You're a Greyjoy and you're a Stark." (Warm Fuzzy Moment)