Syrio Lives!
The Berkeley League GoT S1
Owner: nyan
8-2, 50.5 roto pts (#2)
Z-Score:
1.173 (percentile: 87.96%)
Weeks at #1: 6
Categories won:
Insults Delivered / Funny Lines (80), Glasses of Wine Consumed (63)
Best Week:
Episode 2: The Kingsroad
(+5 roto points)
Team MVP:
Tyrion Lannister
(picked #8,
151 points,
61.89% of team total)
Longest winstreak: W-6
Roster Stats
Roster
| charId | Character | Special |
|---|---|---|
| 17 |
Tyrion Lannister
The third of the Lannister children, Tyrion is a dwarf who loves to whore and drink.
|
* +1 point each time he is denied a drink * +1 point whenever he physically gives someone a coin (or other legal tender) |
| 32 |
Jorah Mormont
The exiled head of House Mormont. He is a former knight who now works as a sellsword in Essos.
|
* +1 point when he explains to someone he has Greyscale * +1 point in each scene that Jorah serves as an encyclopedia for Essos culture. * +1 point each time Daenerys convinces him to go on a mission / do something that doesn't involve being anywhere around her (friendzone) |
| 73 |
Syrio Forel
A master swordfighter, who served as the First Sword of Braavos. He works as a teacher in King's Landing.
|
+1 point every time he references the "God of Death". |
| 23 |
Bronn
A sellsword who Tyrion meets in the Crownlands.
|
+1 point when he gives expert critique/advice on fighting strategy |
| 42 |
Maester Aemon
The Maester of the Night's Watch.
|
+1 point when he tells a story from his past +1 politics point when he overrules decisions by other members of the Night's Watch. |
| 16 |
Jory Cassel
Captain of Lord Eddard Stark's household guard.
|
|
| 48 |
Yoren
A recruiter for the Night's Watch.
|
|
| 144 |
Will
A ranger of the Night's Watch, defenders of the Wall at the northern border of the Seven Kingdoms.
|
Kills
Bronn slits the throat of a hill tribesman as they are ambushed on the road to the Eyrie.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
Bronn kills two hill tribesman during an ambush on the road to the Eyrie.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
12:53
(+1)
Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion repeatedly bludgeons a hill tribesman to death with the tip of a shield during the ambush on the road to the Eyrie.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
Bronn slits the throat of a hill tribesman during the ambush on the road to the road to the Eyrie.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
51:21
(+3)
Jory Cassel:
Jory cuts down three of Jaime Lannister's men after they are attacked outside of Littlefinger's brothel.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
34:04
(+5)
Jorah Mormont:
Jorah kills Khal Drogo's bloodrider Qotho, preventing him from stopping Mirri Maz Duur's blood ritual.
(Kill of Named Character)
Political Wins
21:30
(+2)
Jorah Mormont:
Jorah's repeats his house words as he prevents Viserys from stealing the dragon eggs.
Viserys: "You swore an oath to me. Does loyalty mean nothing to you?"
Jorah: "It means everything to me."
Viserys: "And yet here you stand!"
Jorah: "And yet here I stand." (Politics - uncategorized)
Viserys: "You swore an oath to me. Does loyalty mean nothing to you?"
Jorah: "It means everything to me."
Viserys: "And yet here you stand!"
Jorah: "And yet here I stand." (Politics - uncategorized)
29:19
(+2)
Tyrion Lannister:
Bronn volunteers to defend Tyrion in the Trial by Combat. "I'll stand for the dwarf."
(Politics - uncategorized)
21:19
(+2)
Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion is appointed Hand of the King by Tywin
Tywin: "... and you will head to King's Landing."
Tyrion "And do what?"
Tywin: "Rule. You will serve as Hand of the King in my stead. You will bring that boy King to heel and his mother too, if needs be." (Politics - uncategorized)
Tywin: "... and you will head to King's Landing."
Tyrion "And do what?"
Tywin: "Rule. You will serve as Hand of the King in my stead. You will bring that boy King to heel and his mother too, if needs be." (Politics - uncategorized)
Insults Delivered / Funny Lines
5:45
(+10)
Tyrion Lannister:
while disciplining Joffrey: "One word, and I hit you again."
Joffrey: "I'm telling mothe-" *SLAP* (Threat)
Joffrey: "I'm telling mothe-" *SLAP* (Threat)
6:13
(+5)
Tyrion Lannister:
After Tyrion lays the slapfest on Joffrey:
Hound: "The prince will remember that, little lord."
Tyrion: "I hope so. If he forgets, be a good dog and remind him." (Witty Insult)
Hound: "The prince will remember that, little lord."
Tyrion: "I hope so. If he forgets, be a good dog and remind him." (Witty Insult)
42:16
(+5)
Tyrion Lannister:
Yoren: "And what about you my Lord, what's the strangest thing you've eaten?"
Tyrion: "Do Dornish girls count?" (Funny Line)
Tyrion: "Do Dornish girls count?" (Funny Line)
42:50
(+5)
Tyrion Lannister:
Benjen: "The Night's Watch is a joke to you, is it? Is that what we are Lannister, an army of jesters in black?"
Tyrion: "You don't have enough men to be an army, and aside from Yoren here, none of you are particularly funny." (Witty Insult)
Tyrion: "You don't have enough men to be an army, and aside from Yoren here, none of you are particularly funny." (Witty Insult)
53:42
(+5)
Syrio Forel:
during Arya's swordfighting lesson: "The steel must be part of your arm. Can you drop part of your arm? No."
(Funny Line)
4:21
(+5)
Tyrion Lannister:
Bran: "I'm not a cripple."
Tyrion: "Then I'm not a dwarf. My father will rejoice to hear it!" (Comeback)
Tyrion: "Then I'm not a dwarf. My father will rejoice to hear it!" (Comeback)
11:45
(+5)
Tyrion Lannister:
Catelyn: "The dagger foun-"
Tyrion: "What sort of imbecile arms an assassin with his own blade?"
Rodrik: "Shall I gag him?"
Tyrion: "Why, am I starting to make sense?" (Comeback)
Tyrion: "What sort of imbecile arms an assassin with his own blade?"
Rodrik: "Shall I gag him?"
Tyrion: "Why, am I starting to make sense?" (Comeback)
13:24
(+5)
Tyrion Lannister:
Bronn: "You need a woman. Nothing like a woman after a fight."
Tyrion: [looking at Lady Stark] "Well, I'm willing if she is." (Funny Line)
Tyrion: [looking at Lady Stark] "Well, I'm willing if she is." (Funny Line)
24:01
(+5)
Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion confesses his "crimes" to the court at the Eyrie. "When I was twelve, I milked my eel into a pot of turtle stew, I flogged the one-eyed snake..."
(Funny Line)
20:56
(+5)
Tyrion Lannister:
Shagga: "How would you like to die, Tyrion son of Tywin?"
Tyrion: "In my own bed, at the age of 80, with a bellyful of wine and a girl's mouth around my cock." (Funny Line)
Tyrion: "In my own bed, at the age of 80, with a bellyful of wine and a girl's mouth around my cock." (Funny Line)
21:40
(+5)
Tyrion Lannister:
to Shagga: "Are those the best weapons you could steal? Good enough for killing sheep, if the sheep don't fight back. Lannister smiths shit better steel."
(Witty Insult)
during introductions to his father Tywin:
Tyrion: "And here we have Bronn, son of..."
Bronn: [shaking his head] "...you wouldn't know him." (Funny Line)
Tyrion: "And here we have Bronn, son of..."
Bronn: [shaking his head] "...you wouldn't know him." (Funny Line)
45:44
(+5)
Tyrion Lannister:
Tywin: "Your brother would never have submitted to capture so meekly."
Tyrion: "We have our differences, Jaime and I. He is braver. I am better looking." (Funny Line)
Tyrion: "We have our differences, Jaime and I. He is braver. I am better looking." (Funny Line)
Glasses of Wine Consumed
30:25
(+3)
Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion chugs down a mug while he is with Ros at the brothel in Winterfell.
(Glass of Wine Consumed)
42:29
(+3)
Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion takes a sip from his flask to "prepare for a night with the Stark family" outside the feast at Winterfell.
(Glass of Wine Consumed)
7:07
(+3)
Tyrion Lannister:
A drink at breakfast. "Bread. And two of those little fish. And a mug of dark beer to wash it down."
(Glass of Wine Consumed)
Yoren drinks while telling stories to Tyrion Lannister at Castle Black.
(Glass of Wine Consumed)
43:03
(+3)
Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion drinks while chatting with Yoren and Benjen Stark.
(Glass of Wine Consumed)
Yoren refills his mug (assumed to have drinked due to refill #2 at 45:12)
(Glass of Wine Consumed)
49:28
(+3)
Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion drinks while speaking with Maester Aemon and Lord Commander Mormont.
(Glass of Wine Consumed)
23:21
(+3)
Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion drinks during the Lannister host's war planning.
(Glass of Wine Consumed)
24:55
(+3)
Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion drinks during his first meeting with Shae.
(Glass of Wine Consumed)
Bronn drinks as Tyrion explains the rules of his drinking game.
(Glass of Wine Consumed)
Bronn drinks while playing never have I ever with Tyrion and Shae!
Tyrion: "Your father beat you."
Bronn takes a drink.
Bronn: "But my mother hit harder." (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Tyrion: "Your father beat you."
Bronn takes a drink.
Bronn: "But my mother hit harder." (Glass of Wine Consumed)
36:19
(+3)
Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion drinks while playing never have I ever with Bronn and Shae!
Tyrion: "You killed your first man before you were 12."
Bronn: "It was a woman."
Tyrion takes a drink. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Tyrion: "You killed your first man before you were 12."
Bronn: "It was a woman."
Tyrion takes a drink. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Bronn drinks while playing never have I ever with Tyrion and Shae!
Tyrion: "You've been north of the Wall."
Bronn takes a drink. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Tyrion: "You've been north of the Wall."
Bronn takes a drink. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
36:44
(+3)
Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion drinks while playing never have I ever with Bronn and Shae!
Tyrion: "You once loved a woman many years ago but it turned out badly so you never let yourself love again."
Tyrion: "Oh wait, that's me."
Tyrion takes a drink. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Tyrion: "You once loved a woman many years ago but it turned out badly so you never let yourself love again."
Tyrion: "Oh wait, that's me."
Tyrion takes a drink. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
37:07
(+3)
Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion drinks while playing never have I ever with Bronn and Shae!
Tyrion: "Your mother was a whore."
Shae: "Drink."
Tyrion takes a drink. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Tyrion: "Your mother was a whore."
Shae: "Drink."
Tyrion takes a drink. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
37:22
(+3)
Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion drinks while playing never have I ever with Bronn and Shae!
Tyrion: "Your father left the family when you were very young, never to return."
Shae: "Drink."
Tyrion: "Have we established the rules about lying?"
Shae: "Drink!"
Tyrion takes a drink. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Tyrion: "Your father left the family when you were very young, never to return."
Shae: "Drink."
Tyrion: "Have we established the rules about lying?"
Shae: "Drink!"
Tyrion takes a drink. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
38:00
(+3)
Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion drinks while playing never have I ever with Bronn and Shae!
Tyrion: "I don't believe the life of the Silent Sisters is for you. So what's a lowborn girl to do?"
Shae: "Drink."
Tyrion takes a drink. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Tyrion: "I don't believe the life of the Silent Sisters is for you. So what's a lowborn girl to do?"
Shae: "Drink."
Tyrion takes a drink. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Bronn drinks as Shae starts her questioning. "Our Lord here, he used to be married."
(Glass of Wine Consumed)
20:31
(+3)
Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion drinks during a discussion with his father Tywin.
(Glass of Wine Consumed)
Acts of Intercourse
30:25
(+5)
Tyrion Lannister:
Jaime finds Tyrion with Ros at the brothel in Winterfell.
(Act of Intercourse)
32:16
(+15)
Tyrion Lannister:
Jaime needs Tyrion to hurry up so he won't be alone at the Winterfell feast - he invites three more whores for Tyrion at the brothel in Winterfell.
(Act of Intercourse)
51:35
(+5)
Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion exposes himself to the elements to piss from atop the Wall.
(Non-sexual Nude Scene)
26:45
(+5)
Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion with Shae in his tent, after meeting her for the first time. "And I want you to fuck me like it's my last night in this world... which it may well be."
(Act of Intercourse)
41:59
(+5)
Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion and Shae round two after Tyrion tells the story of his former wife. Bronn awkwardly leaves the tent.
(Act of Intercourse)
29:11
(+5)
Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion with Shae after he invites her to King's Landing with her
Tyrion: "because the King needs a Hand, and the Hand needs-"
Shae: "I know what a Hand needs." (Act of Intercourse)
Tyrion: "because the King needs a Hand, and the Hand needs-"
Shae: "I know what a Hand needs." (Act of Intercourse)
Deaths
Will is executed for desertion of the Night's Watch.
"I know I broke my oath. And I know I (Death)
"I know I broke my oath. And I know I (Death)
+0.5 for Will
+0.5 for Will
+0.5 for Will
+0.5 for Will
+0.5 for Jory Cassel, +0.5 for Will
+0.5 for Jory Cassel, +0.5 for Will
+0.5 for Jory Cassel, +0.5 for Will
+0.5 for Jory Cassel, +0.5 for Will
+0.5 for Jory Cassel, +0.5 for Will
Special
54:56
(+2)
Jorah Mormont:
Daenerys: "Ser Jorah, I... I don't know how to say 'thank you' in Dothraki."
Jorah: "There is no word for 'thank you' in Dothraki." (Special)
Jorah: "There is no word for 'thank you' in Dothraki." (Special)
2:42
(+2)
Jorah Mormont:
Storytime Jorah: "In the Shadowlands beyond Asshai, they say there are fields of ghostgrass, with stalks as pale as milk that glow in the night, murders all other grass. The Dothraki believe that one day it will cover everything - that's the way the world will end."
(Special)
35:04
(+2)
Jorah Mormont:
Daenerys: "Do the Dothraki buy their slaves?"
Jorah: "The Dothraki don't believe in money. Most of their slaves were given to them as gifts."
Daenerys: "From who?"
Jorah: "If you rule a city and you see the horde approaching, you have two choices: pay tribute or fight. An easy choice for most. Of course, sometimes it's not enough. Sometimes a Khal feels insulted by the number of slaves he's given. He might think the men too weak or the women too ugly. Sometimes a Khal decides his riders haven't had a good fight in months and need the practice." (Special)
Jorah: "The Dothraki don't believe in money. Most of their slaves were given to them as gifts."
Daenerys: "From who?"
Jorah: "If you rule a city and you see the horde approaching, you have two choices: pay tribute or fight. An easy choice for most. Of course, sometimes it's not enough. Sometimes a Khal feels insulted by the number of slaves he's given. He might think the men too weak or the women too ugly. Sometimes a Khal decides his riders haven't had a good fight in months and need the practice." (Special)
11:30
(+2)
Jorah Mormont:
"The Dothraki have never crossed the Narrow Sea. They fear any water their horses can't drink."
(Special)
52:16
(+2)
Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion offers up a coin to anyone at the inn who will give him the room. Bronn accepts.
Tyrion: "Is there nothing I can do ... [holds up coin] ... to remedy this?"
Bronn : "You can have my room."
Tyrion: "There's a clever man." (Special)
Tyrion: "Is there nothing I can do ... [holds up coin] ... to remedy this?"
Bronn : "You can have my room."
Tyrion: "There's a clever man." (Special)
15:43
(+2)
Syrio Forel:
Syrio :"Do you pray to the gods?"
Arya: "The old and and the new."
Syrio: "There is only one god and his name is Death." (Special)
Arya: "The old and and the new."
Syrio: "There is only one god and his name is Death." (Special)
5:38
(+2)
Syrio Forel:
As Syrio faces down Ser Meryn Trant.
Syrio: "What do we say to the God of Death?"
Arya: "Not today." (Special)
Syrio: "What do we say to the God of Death?"
Arya: "Not today." (Special)
19:32
(+2)
Maester Aemon:
Aemon tells Jon about his lineage: "The Gods were cruel when they saw fit to test my vows. They waited til I was old. And what could I do when the ravens brought the news from the south. The ruin of my house, the death of my family. I was helpless, blind, frail. But when I heard they killed my brother's son, and his poor son, and the children! Even the little children."
Jon Snow: "Who are you?"
Aemon: "My father was Maekar, the first of his name. My brother Aegon reigned after him when I had refused the Throne. And he was followed by his son Aerys, whom they called the Mad King."
Jon Snow: "You're Aemon Targaryen."
Aemon: "I'm a Maester of the Citadel, bound in service to Castle Black and The Night's Watch." (Special)
Jon Snow: "Who are you?"
Aemon: "My father was Maekar, the first of his name. My brother Aegon reigned after him when I had refused the Throne. And he was followed by his son Aerys, whom they called the Mad King."
Jon Snow: "You're Aemon Targaryen."
Aemon: "I'm a Maester of the Citadel, bound in service to Castle Black and The Night's Watch." (Special)
28:29
(+2)
Jorah Mormont:
Daenerys: "I am Khaleesi and my... my son will be Khal after Drogo."
Jorah: "This isn't Westeros where men honor blood. Here they only honor strength. There will be fighting after Drogo dies. Whoever wins that fight will be the new Khal. He won't want any rivals. Your boy will be plucked from your breast and given to the dogs." (Special)
Jorah: "This isn't Westeros where men honor blood. Here they only honor strength. There will be fighting after Drogo dies. Whoever wins that fight will be the new Khal. He won't want any rivals. Your boy will be plucked from your breast and given to the dogs." (Special)