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I just bust a fat Sut

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5-1, 40.5 roto pts (#5)
Z-Score: 0 (percentile: 50%)
Weeks at #1: 2
Categories won:
Best Week: Episode 2: A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms (+18.5 roto points)
Team MVP: Arya Stark (picked #8, 1165 points, 79.52% of team total)
Longest winstreak: W-3

Roster Stats

Character Drafted Total Kills Politics Insults Wine Sex Thrones Deaths Special Feels
#8 1165 1074 12 18 5 15 1 0 0 40
#9 149 40 15 6 25 10 8 0 0 45
#24 86 52 18 0 0 5 0 0 6 5
#25 60 20 3 3 5 5 2 0 12 10
This White Walker has a full beard and long hair. He is one of the Night King's Lieutenants.
#40 5 0 0 0 0 0 0 5 0 0
#57 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
#41 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
#56 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Totals 1465 1186 48 27 35 35 11 5 18 100

Roster

charId Character Special
6
* Nymeria's actions contribute to her points.
* +1 point for reciting her hitlist
* adopting a new Faceless Man disguise
9
* Scores every time she mentions the "oath" or "vow" she swore to serve the Starks. * Scores every time someone references her size/masculinity/attractiveness.
38
* +1 for every 3-syllable word uttered in the Common Tongue (Westerosi English), not counting proper nouns (Daenerys, Unsullied, etc.)
* Receives standard sex points for making it to first base
80
+1 point for each act of blacksmithing.
395
This White Walker has a full beard and long hair. He is one of the Night King's Lieutenants.
13
+1 every time she transports Bran
249
10
+1 point for every utterance of "Hodor"
Kills
Episode 3: The Long Night
Brienne's downward strike takes out one wight, before she is gang-tackled by the horde. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Brienne cuts down two wights as the snowstorm approaches overhead. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Brienne strikes down a wight. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
19:11 (+2) Gendry:
Gendry brings his dragonglass axe down onto a wight. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Brienne stabs through a wight as Sam watches her silhouette through the flames of the battlefield. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
24:47 (+2) Gendry:
Gendry smacks a kneeling wight with his axe as he runs towards the Winterfell walls. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Arya delivers a flaming arrow headshot into the eye socket of a wight, saving a retreating Sandor Clegane. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
37:16 (+2) Gendry:
Gendry cuts down the first wight over the wall. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Grey Worm stabs a wight as it climbs over the wall. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Brienne decapitates two wights as they overrun the wall. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Brienne knocks 3 wights over a weak guardrail atop the wall. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Brienne rescues Jaime and killing the 2 wights on top of him and defending against 4 more wights charging their position. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Brienne mops up Jaime's sloppy work, turning around to cut down a wight who was still attacking after Jaime's strike. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Grey Worm lands a blow on a wight as it tries to climb the wall. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Arya makes her entrance, slicing apart two wights atop the walls of Winterfell with surgical precision. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Arya scores the multi-kill as she headshots two wights with one swing of her spear. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Arya kills one wight and impales two others together as she makes her way into the tower atop the wall. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
39:55 (+12) Arya Stark:
Arya detaches her spear into dual-wielding format, killing 6 wights as she fights her way up the stairs. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
40:26 (+16) Arya Stark:
In a dazzling array of spin moves, Arya kills 8 wights atop the castle wall. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Arya turns a corner and runs into a wight in the library. She stealthily stabs it through the throat before she can be noticed. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
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Arya picks up an axe and kills a wight in an attempt to save Beric. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Grey Worm defends a cowering Sam from the wights. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
64:33 (+10) Gendry:
Gendry slashes down five wights as he and Tormund battle atop a mountain of wights and bodies. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
A bloodied Grey Worm fights off a wight with his spear. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Brienne cuts down three wights as they begin to overwhelm her position in the Winterfell courtyard. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
67:54 (+4) Gendry:
Gendry cuts down two wights as he and Tormund fight atop a mound of wights. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Grey Worm runs through a wight. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
75:47 (+10) Arya Stark:
Arya drops the Valyrian steel dagger and switches to her off hand, plunging it into the Night King's stomach. (Kill of Named Character)
75:55 (+20) Arya Stark:
10 of the Night King's lieutenants distintegrate into shards of ice after Arya kills the Night King (Kill of Unnamed Character)
75:58 (+180) Arya Stark:
90 wights fall in the Godswood after Arya kill the Night King keeping them animated. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
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76:06 (+10) Arya Stark:
Viserion collapses for the final time after Arya kills the Night King (Kill of Named Character)
76:10 (+58) Arya Stark:
The mound of wights fighting around Tormund and Gendry collapses after Arya kills the Night King. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
76:11 (+24) Arya Stark:
12 wights tumble from their free solo attempt off the wall of Winterfells after Arya kills the Night King. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
76:11 (+32) Arya Stark:
16 wights fall from the inner roofs and walls of Winterfell after Arya kills the Night King. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
76:21 (+668) Arya Stark:
The Wights outside the castle walls collapse after Arya kills the Night King. Approximately 334 distinguishable wights are seen dropping dead in the flyover shot. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Episode 5: The Bells
37:48 (+10) Grey Worm :
Grey Worm throws his spear through the back of a fleeing Captain Strickland, as the Unsullied forces rout the remains of the Golden Company and charge the King's Landing gate. (Kill of Named Character)
Grey Worm throws a spear through the heart of a surrendered Lannister soldier, following his Queen's lead to raze the city and take no prisoners. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
47:11 (+18) Grey Worm :
Grey Worm goes on a 9-soldier killing spree as he mows down Lannister soldiers with his spear in the fracas after their surrender. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Grey Worm spears 4 more soldiers as the fight against the Lannister soldiers continue. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Episode 6: The Iron Throne
Grey Worm slits the throat of a Lannister prisoner. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Political Wins
Episode 2: A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms
Brienne defends Jaime to the skeptical court at Winterfell, convincing Sansa to accept Jaime.

to Sansa: "Without him, my Lady, you would not be alive. He armed me, armored me, and sent me to find you and bring you home. Because he had sworn an oath to your mother."
(Convincing Argument)
Brienne is revealed to be a commander for the upcoming Battle at Winterfell, overseeing the left flank.

"It's good ground. The rise - it should give us some advantage if we can keep a tight formation we might be able to beat them back."
(New Title)
Jaime pledges his services to Brienne: "I came to Winterfell because I'm not the fighter I used to be. But I'd be honored to serve under your command, if you'll have me." (New Follower/Prisoner)
Arya receives the new dragonglass spear she commissioned from Gendry. (New Weapon)
Brienne is knighted by Ser Jaime Lannister.

"In the name of the Warrior, I charge you to be brave.
In the name of the Father, I charge you to be just.
In the name of the Mother, I charge you to defend the innocent.
Arise, Brienne of Tarth - a knight of the Seven Kingdoms."
(New Title)
Episode 3: The Long Night
After killing the Night King, the White Walkers and wights all die off, saving the inhabits of Winterfell. (Victorious Battle)
Episode 4: The Last of the Starks
10:52 (+3) Gendry:
Gendry receives high marks on his peer reviews after the Battle of Winterfell, and he is legitimized as a non-bastard and named Lord Baratheon of Storm's End.

Daenerys Targaryen: "I think you should be Lord of Storm's End.
Gendry: "That can't be, I'm a bastard."
Daenerys: "No, you are Lord Gendry Baratheon of Storm's End. The lawful son of Robert Baratheon. Because that is what I have made you."
(New Title)
Arya and Sansa learn of Jon Snow's true heritage as a secret Targaryen and heir to the Iron Throne. (Secret Discovery)
Episode 5: The Bells
The Northern forces win the ground war over the Lannister army, who are in disarray after surrendering their weapons and attempting to flee. (Victorious Battle)
Episode 6: The Iron Throne
Grey Worm carries through with executing the Lannister prisoners over objections from Davos and Jon Snow.

Grey Worm: "It is not over until the queen's enemies are defeated."
Davos Seaworth: "How much more defeated do you want them to be? They're on their knees."
Grey Worm: "They are breathing."
(Executive Decision)
Daenerys names Grey Worm to her Small Council as her new Master of War.

"You have walked beside me since the Plaza of Pride. You are the bravest of men, the most loyal of soldiers. I name you commander of all my forces, the Queen's Master of War."
(New Title)
After Daenerys Targaryen's death, Grey Worm has taken charge of Tyrion as his prisoner, bringing him to the dragonpit to await judgment. (New Follower/Prisoner)
Grey Worm confirms he also has Jon in his custody.

Sansa: "Where's Jon?"
Grey Worm: "He is our prisoner."
(New Follower/Prisoner)
Forced by the demands of Grey Worm and the Unsullied, the rest of Westeros throws Jon under a bus, exiling him to the Night's Watch while everyone else gets noble titles.

Tyrion: "Giving you to the Unsullied would start a war. Letting you walk free would start a war. So our new king has chosen to send you to the Night's Watch."
(Convincing Argument)
Brienne joins the Small Council meeting as Lord Commander of the Kingsguard (New Title)
Arya commands her own ship and crew as she sails west to explore the Sunset Sea (Acquire a New Castle/City/Army/Loot)
Insults Delivered / Funny Lines
Episode 1: Winterfell
Gendry: "I always knew you were just another rich girl."
Arya: "You don't know any other rich girls."
(Witty Insult)
Episode 2: A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms
to Gendry: "I know Death. He's got many faces. I look forward to seeing this one. (Threat)
Brienne: "What are you doing? ... We have never had a conversation last this long without you insulting me, not once."
Jaime: "You want me to insult you?"
(Funny Line)
Brienne relents and allows her squire to have a drink.

Brienne: "I don't think that's wise - the battle might start at any moment."
[Podrick sad look]
Brienne: "Half cup."
(Funny Line)
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to Sandor and Beric: "I'm not spending my final hours with you two miserable old shits." (Witty Insult)
42:40 (+3) Gendry:
Gendry with the deflection as he gets grilled by Arya.
Gendry: "Then she (Melisandre) tied me up, stripped me down, put leeches all over me."
Arya: "Was that your first time?"
Gendry: "No, yeah, I've never had leeches put all over my cock."
(Funny Line)
to Gendry: "I'm not the Red Woman. Take your own bloody pants off." (Funny Line)
Episode 3: The Long Night
after handing her sister a dragonglass daggger:
Sansa: "I don't know how to use it."
Arya: "Stick them with the pointy end."
(Funny Line)
Glasses of Wine Consumed
Episode 2: A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms
Sandor shares his wineskin with Arya atop the ramparts of Winterfell. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Episode 4: The Last of the Starks
9:18 (+5) Gendry:
Gendry takes a drink before asking the Hound if he's seen Arya. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Brienne and Jaime share a drink at the Feast of Winterfell.

Jaime: "We've fought dead things and lived to talk about it.If this isn't the time to drink, when is?"
(Glass of Wine Consumed)
Brienne is forced to drink in the game after Jaime correctly "guesses" that she is an only child.

Jaime: "You... are an only child."
Brienne: "I told you I was."
Jaime: "You didn't."
Brienne: "I did."
Jaime: "I surmised it."
(Glass of Wine Consumed)
Brienne drinks jovially at a table with Podrick, Tyrion, and Jaime as Daenerys realizes she has no friends. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Brienne guesses wrong that Tyrion is drinking wine but prefers ale, forcing her to drink. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Brienne takes a drink as Jaime stumbles into her bedchambers with a cups and a pitcher of wine. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Acts of Intercourse
Episode 2: A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms
44:21 (+15) Arya Stark:
Arya spends her last night rolling around with Gendry among the burlap sacks. "We're probably going to die soon. I want to know what it's like before that happens." (Act of Intercourse)
44:21 (+5) Gendry:
Gendry and Arya spend possibly their last night rolling among the burlap sacks. "We're probably going to die soon. I want to know what it's like before that happens." (Act of Intercourse)
Episode 4: The Last of the Starks
Brienne experiences her first time with Jaime after he drunkenly and jealously stumbles into her bedchambers.

Jaime: "I've never slept with a knight before."
Brienne: "I've never slept with anyone before."
(Act of Intercourse)
Brienne wakes up from bed after a 2nd night with Jaime, only to find he has disappeared into the night. (Act of Intercourse)
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A Game of Thrones
Episode 2: A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms
Brienne accepts Jaime's offer of a seat in front of the fireplace.
Jaime: "You really think any of us are going to sleep tonight? Join us."
(Basic Seat)
Brienne and the fireplace crew continue sitting. (Basic Seat)
Brienne is sitting as Davos declares "we're out of wine" to the fireplace crew. (Basic Seat)
Episode 6: The Iron Throne
Brienne is seated as the Lords and Ladies of Westeros meet in the Dragonpit for Tyrion Lannister's trial. (Basic Seat)
44:21 (+1) Gendry:
Gendry is seated as the Lords and Ladies of Westeros meet in the Dragonpit for Tyrion Lannister's trial. (Basic Seat)
Arya sits back down after the Lords rise to anoint Bran as King of Six Kingdoms. (Basic Seat)
Brienne sits back down after the Lords rise to anoint Bran Stark as King of Six Kingdoms. (Basic Seat)
55:11 (+1) Gendry:
Gendry sits back down after the Lords rise to anoint Bran Stark as King of Six Kingdoms. (Basic Seat)
Brienne sits as she pages through the Book of the Brothers, the chronicle of the Kingsguard. (Basic Seat)
Brienne takes her seat at the Small Council meeting after arriving with Bran. (Basic Seat)
Brienne reseats herself at the Small Council meeting after King Bran's departure. (Basic Seat)
Deaths
Episode 3: The Long Night
The White Walker lieutenants explode into ice shards in a chain effect after the Night King falls to Arya's stab. (Death)
Special
Episode 1: Winterfell
36:40 (+3) Gendry:
Gendry pours out the crucible of molten dragonglass, using it to cast obsidian arrowheads. (Special)
36:55 (+3) Gendry:
Gendry shows off the huge dragonglass battleaxe he forged. "It isn't easy making a blade that big with dragonglass." (Special)
Episode 2: A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms
8:29 (+3) Gendry:
Gendry tends to the coals in the forge at Winterfell and starts to hammer a piece of metal. (Special)
"I am loyal to my Queen. I will fight for her until her *enemies* are *defeated.* (Special)
41:42 (+3) Gendry:
Gendry delivers the dragonglass spear he forged for Arya. (Special)
The Feels
Episode 1: Winterfell
Arya and Jon finally reunite in the Godswood of Winterfell and compare their fancy swords.
Arya: "I'm defending our family. And so is she (Sansa)."
Jon: "I'm her family too."
Arya: "Don't forget that."
(Warm Fuzzy Moment)
Arya and Gendry reunite in the Winterfell forge, and share some banter from their days on the road.
Gendry: "It's not a bad place to grow up, if it wasn't so cold."
Arya: "Stay close to that forge, then."
Gendry: "Is that a command, Lady Stark?"
Arya: "Don't call me that."
Gendry: "As you wish, m'lady."
(Warm Fuzzy Moment)
38:22 (+5) Gendry:
Arya and Gendry reunite in the Winterfell forge, and share some banter from their days on the road.
Gendry: "It's not a bad place to grow up, if it wasn't so cold."
Arya: "Stay close to that forge, then."
Gendry: "Is that a command, Lady Stark?"
Arya: "Don't call me that."
Gendry: "As you wish, m'lady."
(Warm Fuzzy Moment)
Episode 2: A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms
Grey Worm and Missandei make plans for summer vacation after the war is done.
Missandei: "My people are peaceful. We cannot protect ourselves."
Grey Worm: "My people are not peaceful. We will protect you."
(Warm Fuzzy Moment)
Arya and the Hound share a drink atop the ramparts of Winterfell.

Arya: "No, I mean, what are you doing up here? You joined the Brotherhood. You went beyond the Wall with Jon. You're here now. Why? When was the last time you fought for anyone but yourself?"
Sandor: "I fought for you, didn't I?"
(Warm Fuzzy Moment)
Brienne is knighted by Ser Jaime Lannister.

"In the name of the Warrior, I charge you to be brave.
In the name of the Father, I charge you to be just.
In the name of the Mother, I charge you to defend the innocent.
Arise, Brienne of Tarth - a knight of the Seven Kingdoms."
(Warm Fuzzy Moment)
Episode 3: The Long Night
Melisandre: "What do we say to to the God of Death?"
Arya: "Not today."
(Warm Fuzzy Moment)
Episode 4: The Last of the Starks
23:32 (+5) Gendry:
Gendry proposes to Arya.

"I don't know how to be Lord of anything. I hardly know how to use a fork. All I know is that you're beautiful, and I love you, and none of it will be worth anything if you're not with me. So be with me. Be my wife. Be the Lady of Storm's End."
(Warm Fuzzy Moment)
Arya and Sansa stage a family intervention with Jon Snow to bring him back to the Stark side.

Jon: "I've never been a Stark."
Sansa: "You are. You're just as much Ned Stark's child as any of us."
Arya: "You're my brother. Not my half-brother or my bastard brother. My brother."
(Warm Fuzzy Moment)
Brienne begs Jaime to stay with her, but is left sobbing in the courtyard of Winterfell after Jaime rides off to save Cersei.

"You're better than she is. You're a good man and you can't save her. You don't need to die with her. Stay here. Stay with me."
(Sad Feels)
Episode 5: The Bells
Sandor reflects on the bitter end that revenge has brought him to, as he wards Arya away from following his same path.

Sandor: "She's dead. And you'll be dead too if you don't get out of here."
Arya: "I'm going to kill her."
Sandor: "You think you wanted revenge a long time? I've been after it all my life. It's all I care about. And look at me. Look at me! You wanna be like me? You come with me, you die here."
(Sad Feels)
Arya gazes over the devastation left in King's Landing, finding the charred remains of the mom and daughter who helped her survive. (Sad Feels)
Episode 6: The Iron Throne
The Starks share their farewells with Jon Snow before he is exiled off to the Night's Watch. Arya informs the Starks of her plans to leave Westeros to explore west across the sea.

Jon: "You have your Needle?"
Arya: "Right here."
(Warm Fuzzy Moment)
Brienne returns to King's Landing and fills in Jaime Lannisters' entry in the The Book of the Brothers, the chronicle of the Kingsguard. (Warm Fuzzy Moment)