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Wine Time With Cersei

UH Linguists Final Season (Let's try this again)

Owner: melodyaross

4-2, 49.5 roto pts (#2)
Z-Score: 0.994 (percentile: 84%)
Weeks at #1: 0
Categories won: Political Wins (51), The Feels (96)
Best Week: Episode 6: The Iron Throne (+6 roto points)
Team MVP: Jon Snow (picked #3, 319 points, 56.16% of team total)
Longest winstreak: W-2

Roster Stats

Character Drafted Total Kills Politics Insults Wine Sex Thrones Deaths Special Feels
#3 319 197 27 6 15 0 6 0 15 53
#19 86 52 18 0 0 5 0 0 6 5
#14 74 10 3 9 0 0 7 0 12 33
#35 59 12 3 0 20 10 3 0 6 5
#30 30 10 0 3 0 0 0 14 3 0
#51 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
#46 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
#62 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Totals 568 281 51 18 35 15 16 14 42 96

Roster

charId Character Special
39
* +1 each time he unintentionally drops Longclaw
* +1 point each time he is called a bastard in his presence
* Ghost's actions contribute to his points.
40
+1 point for reading books, mentioning he "read that in a book", or writing raven letters.
38
* +1 for every 3-syllable word uttered in the Common Tongue (Westerosi English), not counting proper nouns (Daenerys, Unsullied, etc.)
* Receives standard sex points for making it to first base
258
+1 whenever she puts an adult in their place
27
+1 point for failed attempts at basic tasks.
+1 point for surprising people with how good he is at a task
10
+1 point for every utterance of "Hodor"
233
213
Kills
Episode 3: The Long Night
Podrick gets a quick stab on a wight that charges him. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
16:41 (+62) Jon Snow:
Sansa and Arya look on as Jon and Rhaegal torches the front line of wights with dragonfire - 33 wights are seen burning or thrown into the air by the blast (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Podrick home run swings a wight into pieces with his dragonglass blade. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Podrick runs through a wight with his sword, and slashes another on its side. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Sam defends himself against two wights with his dragonglass daggers. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
33:21 (+40) Jon Snow:
As Bran's warged ravens fly across the battlefield, the dragons continue to torch the wights army outside the walls of Winterfell. 40 wights are thrown up/incinerated in the blast (unknown dragon, score split evenly across dragons) (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Grey Worm stabs a wight as it climbs over the wall. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Grey Worm lands a blow on a wight as it tries to climb the wall. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Sam bonks a wight in the head as it tries to climb the castle wall. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
55:26 (+5) Jon Snow:
With Jon as rider, Rhaegal engages in a vicious mid-air fight with Viserion, ripping the scales off his breast and ultimately breaking Viserion's jaw. (Major Injury of Named Character)
Grey Worm defends a cowering Sam from the wights. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
60:56 (+2) Jon Snow:
Jon cuts down one wight as the recently-reanimated army of corpses begin to surround him. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
64:25 (+6) Jon Snow:
Jon fends off three wights as he makes his way into Winterfell. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Samwell stabs a wight as he lays on his back amidst a pit of wights. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
64:48 (+6) Jon Snow:
Jon kills three more wights as he fights his way through the Winterfell courtyard. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
A bloodied Grey Worm fights off a wight with his spear. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
65:00 (+10) Jon Snow:
Jon cuts through 5 wights as he makes his way through the hallway and locks a cell gate behind him. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
As Brienne and Jaimie are tied up against the wall, Podrick's hands are free and he continues to hack away at the wight horde, scoring two kills. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Grey Worm runs through a wight. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
68:54 (+2) Jon Snow:
Jon cuts down a wight as he tries to evade the chaotic blue fire from the injured Viserion. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Episode 5: The Bells
37:48 (+10) Grey Worm :
Grey Worm throws his spear through the back of a fleeing Captain Strickland, as the Unsullied forces rout the remains of the Golden Company and charge the King's Landing gate. (Kill of Named Character)
40:41 (+2) Jon Snow:
Jon strikes down a Lannister soldier as the Northern forces march their way into King's Landing. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Grey Worm throws a spear through the heart of a surrendered Lannister soldier, following his Queen's lead to raze the city and take no prisoners. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
47:04 (+2) Jon Snow:
Jon cuts down a Lannister soldier in the chaos after the Northern forces attack the surrendered Lannister army. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
47:09 (+4) Jon Snow:
Jon cuts down two more Lannister soldiers in the chaos after the Northern forces attack the surrendered Lannister army. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
47:11 (+18) Grey Worm :
Grey Worm goes on a 9-soldier killing spree as he mows down Lannister soldiers with his spear in the fracas after their surrender. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Grey Worm spears 4 more soldiers as the fight against the Lannister soldiers continue. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
48:38 (+4) Jon Snow:
Jon kills two more Lannister soldiers while pleading for his own soldiers to stop the attack. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
49:45 (+2) Jon Snow:
Jon kills another Lannister soldier while continuing to tell people to stop killing the Lannister soldiers. 🤷 (Kill of Unnamed Character)
50:15 (+2) Jon Snow:
Jon saves a woman in an alleyway, running his sword through a Northern soldier attacking her. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Episode 6: The Iron Throne
Grey Worm slits the throat of a Lannister prisoner. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
37:18 (+10) Jon Snow:
Jon stabs Daenerys an episode late and in the wrong hole, as they share a last kiss in the throne room. (Kill of Named Character)
Political Wins
Episode 1: Winterfell
33:29 (+3) Jon Snow:
Rhaegal accepts Jon as a dragonrider as they take flight for the first time.
Jon: "I don't know how to ride a dragon."
Daenerys: "Nobody does. Until they ride a dragon."
(New Follower/Prisoner)
submitted by nyan (approved!)
46:46 (+3) Jon Snow:
Jon finds out his true lineage as the trueborn son of Rhaegaer Targaryen and Lyanna Stark, and potentially the rightful King of the Seven Kingdoms.
Sam: "I had a High Septon's diary. Bran had... whatever Bran has. ... Your mother was Lyanna Stark. And your father - your real father - was Rhaegar Targaryen. You've never been a bastard. You're Aegon Targaryen, true heir to the Iron Throne."
(Secret Discovery)
submitted by cereith717 (approved!)
Episode 2: A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms
6:16 (+3) Jon Snow:
Daenerys addresses Jon as Warden of the North when asking his opinion on the Jaime Lannister matter, confirming his new position under his regime. (New Title)
submitted by hindsight44 (approved!)
Episode 4: The Last of the Starks
6:17 (+3) Jon Snow:
Jon quotes the Night's Watch oath to end his eulogy to the dead at Winterfell. "They were the shields that guarded the realms of men. And we shall never see their like again." (House Words)
33:53 (+3) Jon Snow:
Tyrion and Jon convince Daenerys to take a more cautioned approach to the war and lay siege to King's Landing instead of destroying it.

Daenerys: "No matter how many lords turn against her, as long as she sits on the Iron Throne, she can call herself Queen of the Seven Kingdoms. We need the capital."
Tyrion: "I watched the people of King's Landing rebel against their king when they were hungry, and that was before winter began. Give them the opportunity and they will cast Cersei aside."
Jon: "We'll surround the city. If the Iron Fleet tries to ferry in more food, the dragons will destroy them. If the Lannisters and the Golden Company attack, we'll defeat them in the field."
Tyrion: "Once the people see that Cersei is our only enemy, her reign is over."
(Convincing Argument)
34:55 (+3) Jon Snow:
Jon overrules Sansa's objections and pledges the weakened Northern forces to fight for Daenerys immediately.

to Sansa: "The Northern forces will honor their promises and their allegiance to the Queen of the Seven Kingdoms."
turning to Daenerys: "What you command, we will obey."
(Executive Decision)
38:17 (+3) Jon Snow:
Jon breaks his promise to Daenerys, secretly telling Arya and Sansa about his heritage as a Targaryen and heir to the Iron Throne as long as they pinky swore not to tell anyone. (Act of Betrayal)
Episode 5: The Bells
The Northern forces win the ground war over the Lannister army, who are in disarray after surrendering their weapons and attempting to flee. (Victorious Battle)
Episode 6: The Iron Throne
Grey Worm carries through with executing the Lannister prisoners over objections from Davos and Jon Snow.

Grey Worm: "It is not over until the queen's enemies are defeated."
Davos Seaworth: "How much more defeated do you want them to be? They're on their knees."
Grey Worm: "They are breathing."
(Executive Decision)
Daenerys names Grey Worm to her Small Council as her new Master of War.

"You have walked beside me since the Plaza of Pride. You are the bravest of men, the most loyal of soldiers. I name you commander of all my forces, the Queen's Master of War."
(New Title)
24:01 (+3) Jon Snow:
"You think our house words are stamped on our bodies when we're born and that's who we are? Then I'd be fire and blood too." (House Words)
37:18 (+3) Jon Snow:
Jon stabs Daenerys as they kiss in the throne room, concluding that she is too delusional in her power to be allowed to rule. "You are my queen. Now, and always." (Act of Betrayal)
After Daenerys Targaryen's death, Grey Worm has taken charge of Tyrion as his prisoner, bringing him to the dragonpit to await judgment. (New Follower/Prisoner)
Grey Worm confirms he also has Jon in his custody.

Sansa: "Where's Jon?"
Grey Worm: "He is our prisoner."
(New Follower/Prisoner)
Forced by the demands of Grey Worm and the Unsullied, the rest of Westeros throws Jon under a bus, exiling him to the Night's Watch while everyone else gets noble titles.

Tyrion: "Giving you to the Unsullied would start a war. Letting you walk free would start a war. So our new king has chosen to send you to the Night's Watch."
(Convincing Argument)
Brienne refers to the newly-knighted Ser Podrick Payne as he arrives to wheel Bran out of the Small Council meeting. (New Title)
Samwell Tarly is named Grandmaester of King Bran's new Small Council. (New Title)
Insults Delivered / Funny Lines
Episode 1: Winterfell
35:36 (+3) Jon Snow:
to Daenerys, after his first dragon flight with Rhaegal: "You've completely ruined horses for me." (Funny Line)
Episode 2: A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms
Sam defends his renowned fighting abilities
Jon Snow: "If you want to join them (Gilly and little Sam in the crypts)..."
Sam: "Everyone seems to forget that I was the first man to kill a White Walker. I've killed Thenns-"
Edd: "Thenn."
Sam: "I've saved Gilly more than once. I stole a *considerable* number of books from the Citadel library. Survived the Fist of the First Men. You need me out there!"
Edd: "Well if that's where it's come to we really are fucked."
(Funny Line)
Edd: "Well if that's where it's come to we really are fucked."
Sam: "Well- calling you fucked wouldn't be strictly accurate."
(Witty Insult)
Episode 4: The Last of the Starks
49:36 (+3) Jon Snow:
Gilly: "If it's a boy, we want to name him Jon."
Jon: "I hope it's a girl."
(Funny Line)
Glasses of Wine Consumed
Episode 2: A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms
Podrick gulps down the overflowing full cup of wine poured by Tyrion. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Podrick drinks the last of his cup after Davos declares, "we're out of wine." (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Episode 4: The Last of the Starks
9:00 (+5) Jon Snow:
Jon drinks from his cup at the head table as he notices Daenerys' spaced out look. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Podrick drinks from his cup as Gendry makes his way through the aisle. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
15:02 (+5) Jon Snow:
Jon drinks as they the Feast of Winterfell toast to Daenerys the Dragon Queen and Arya Stark, the Hero of Winterfell (Glass of Wine Consumed)
16:07 (+5) Jon Snow:
Jon drinks in the background as Tormund regales the crowd with the legends of Jon Snow. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Acts of Intercourse
Episode 2: A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms
Episode 4: The Last of the Starks
Podrick has a girl in hand and chats up another Northern beauty before all three abscond into a dark corner of Winterfell. (Act of Intercourse)
A Game of Thrones
Episode 1: Winterfell
9:53 (+1) Jon Snow:
Jon sits at the head of the table alongside Sansa as they host the Northern Lords at Winterfell. (Basic Seat)
11:52 (+1) Jon Snow:
Jon Snow takes a seat after responding to Lyanna Mormont's call out.

"...when I left Winterfell, I told you we need allies or we will die. I have brought those allies home to fight alongside us. I had a choice, keep my crown or protect the North. I chose the North."
(Basic Seat)
Episode 2: A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms
3:12 (+1) Jon Snow:
Jon is zoned out in his seat as the rest of the court in Winterfell interrogates Jaime. (Basic Seat)
Podrick takes a seat among the fireplace crew. (Basic Seat)
Episode 4: The Last of the Starks
8:54 (+1) Jon Snow:
Jon awkwardly sits at center of the head table between Sansa and Daenerys during the celebratory feast at Winterfell. (Basic Seat)
11:41 (+1) Jon Snow:
Jon sits back down after raising a toast and giving his cup of wine to Gendry (Basic Seat)
Episode 6: The Iron Throne
Sam sits and looks away awkwardly as Edmure Tully glances around the room for support. (Basic Seat)
Samwell sits back down as his proposal for a democracy is roundly rejected by the Lords and Ladies of Westeros. (Basic Seat)
Samwell sits back down after the Lords rise to anoint Bran as King of Six Kingdoms. (Basic Seat)
Sam sits down at the Small Council meeting as Tyrion flips through the history tome of "A Song of Ice and Fire" (Basic Seat)
Samwell reseats himself at the Small Council meeting after King Bran's arrival. (Basic Seat)
Samwell reseats himself at the Small Council meeting after King Bran's departure. (Basic Seat)
Deaths
Episode 3: The Long Night
Lyanna is crushed to death by a Wight Giant, taking it down with her as she stabs it with a dragonglass dagger. (Death)
Lyanna's body is shown on the floor before she reanimates as an undead wight. (Dead Body Appearance)
Wight Lyanna Mormont dies with the Night King if she has not already died in a previous battle. (Death)
Episode 4: The Last of the Starks
Jon approaches Lyanna Mormont's body as they light the funeral pyres to honor the dead after the Battle of Winterfell. (Dead Body Appearance)
Special
Episode 1: Winterfell
22:09 (+3) Jon Snow:
Samwell Tarly: "You've never been a bastard." (Special)
Sam is reading a book in the Winterfell library as Daenerys and Jorah walk in. (Special)
Episode 2: A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms
Podrick impresses in a sparring session on the training grounds at Winterfell.

Jaime: "He's come a long way."
Brienne: "He's alright. Still has a lot to learn."
(Special)
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"I am loyal to my Queen. I will fight for her until her *enemies* are *defeated.* (Special)
Lyanna tells off Jorah Mormont for trying to convince her to stay safe in the crypts.

Lyanna: "I have trained my men, women and children. I have fought before. I can fight again.
JORAH: "Please, listen to me. You're the future of our house."
LYANNA: "I don't need you to remind me of that."
Jorah: "You'll be safer in the crypt. These things we're fighting-
Lyanna: "I will not hide underground. I pledged to fight for the North - and I will fight."
Samwell, interrupting: "Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to-"
Lyanna: "It's all right. We're done here."
(Special)
After he gets passed over by the group as Tyrion Lannister entreats a song, Podrick surprises the group with his rich and moving rendition of the ballad, "Jenny of Oldstones". (Special)
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Episode 4: The Last of the Starks
37:13 (+3) Jon Snow:
Arya: "You're my brother. Not my half-brother or my bastard brother. My brother." (Special)
Samwell explains the birds and the bees to Jon.

Samwell: "There's only so many books a person can read, so we-"
Gilly: "I'm sure he knows how it happens, Sam."
(Special)
Episode 6: The Iron Throne
36:47 (+3) Jon Snow:
Daenerys: "This is our reason. It has been from the beginning, since you were a little boy with a bastard's name" (Special)
56:37 (+3) Jon Snow:
Jon: "There's still a Night's Watch?"
Tyrion: "The world will always need a home for bastards and broken men."
(Special)
Samwell places the tome, "A Song of Ice and Fire" in front of Tyrion at the Small Council meeting.

Tyrion: "What's this?"
Samwell: " A Song of Ice and Fire. Archmaester Ebrose's history of the wars following the death of King Robert. I helped him with the title."
(Special)
The Feels
Episode 1: Winterfell
16:00 (+5) Jon Snow:
Arya and Jon finally reunite in the Godswood of Winterfell and compare their fancy swords.
Arya: "I'm defending our family. And so is she (Sansa)."
Jon: "I'm her family too."
Arya: "Don't forget that."
(Warm Fuzzy Moment)
36:05 (+5) Jon Snow:
After Bran issues a dire warning to everyone that the White Walkers are coming and how they don't have any time for this, Jon and Dany take a romantic getaway to the frost-covered waterfall on dragon-back.
Jon: "It's cold up here for a southern girl."
Dany: "So keep your Queen warm."
(Warm Fuzzy Moment)
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36:34 (+3) Jon Snow:
As he tries to get his makeout session on with Daenerys, Jon enters a staring contest with Drogon who is watching with great interest. (Ridiculously Funny Moment)
Sam hears the news of the deaths of his father Randyll and brother Dickon from the executioner herself.
Daenerys: "I offered to let him retain his lands and titles if he bent the knee. He refused."
Samwell: "Well at least I'll be allowed home again, now that my brother's the lord."
Daenerys: "Your brother stood with your father."
(Sad Feels)
Episode 2: A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms
Grey Worm and Missandei make plans for summer vacation after the war is done.
Missandei: "My people are peaceful. We cannot protect ourselves."
Grey Worm: "My people are not peaceful. We will protect you."
(Warm Fuzzy Moment)
34:25 (+5) Jon Snow:
The three remaining Night's Watch members share some banter and reflect on their beginnings.
Samwell: "Think back to where we started. Us, Grenn, Pyp."
Jon: "Now it's just us three."
Edd: "Last man left, burn the rest of us."
(Warm Fuzzy Moment)
The three remaining Night's Watch members share some banter and reflect on their beginnings.
Samwell: "Think back to where we started. Us, Grenn, Pyp."
Jon: "Now it's just us three."
Edd: "Last man left, burn the rest of us."
(Warm Fuzzy Moment)
Jorah receives Heartsbane, the Tarly family sword from Samwell, as a remembrance to his father, the Lord Commander Jeor Mormont.

Samwell: "And I'd love to defend them with it. But I can't really hold it upright. Your father, he taught me how to be a man. How to do what's right. This is right."
(Warm Fuzzy Moment)
Podrick delivers a heartfelt rendition of the ballad, "Jenny of Oldstones":

"High in the halls of the Kings who are gone
Jenny would dance with her ghosts
The ones she had lost and the ones she had found
And the ones who had loved her the most
The ones who'd been gone for so very long
She couldn't remember their names
They spun her around on the damp old stones
Spun away all her sorrow and pain
And she never wanted to leave
Never wanted to leave...
Never wanted to leave...
Never wanted to leave...
Never wanted to leave...
Never wanted to leave..."
(Sad Feels)
Episode 4: The Last of the Starks
5:25 (+5) Jon Snow:
Jon gives a eulogy to the fallen as the living pay their respects after the Battle of Winterfell.

"We're here to say goodbye to our brothers and sisters. To our fathers and mothers. To our friends.
Our fellow men and women who set aside their differences to fight together and die together so that others might live.
Everyone in this world owes them a debt that can never be repaid.
It is our duty and our honor to keep them alive in memory for those who come after us, and those who come after them, for as long as men draw breath.
They were the shields that guarded the realms of men.
And we shall never see their like again."
(Sad Feels)
37:18 (+5) Jon Snow:
Arya and Sansa stage a family intervention with Jon Snow to bring him back to the Stark side.

Jon: "I've never been a Stark."
Sansa: "You are. You're just as much Ned Stark's child as any of us."
Arya: "You're my brother. Not my half-brother or my bastard brother. My brother."
(Warm Fuzzy Moment)
48:32 (+5) Jon Snow:
Jon and Tormund say their final farewells, as Tormund leaves to take the Free Folk home beyond the Wall. (Warm Fuzzy Moment)
49:52 (+5) Jon Snow:
Jon and Sam say their goodbyes at Winterfell.

Sam: "You're the best friend I ever had."
Jon: "You too, Sam."
(Warm Fuzzy Moment)
Jon and Sam say their goodbyes at Winterfell.

Sam: "You're the best friend I ever had."
Jon: "You too, Sam."
(Warm Fuzzy Moment)
Episode 6: The Iron Throne
62:50 (+5) Jon Snow:
The Starks share their farewells with Jon Snow before he is exiled off to the Night's Watch. (Warm Fuzzy Moment)
Tyrion inquires about how history regards him in the Archmaester Ebrose's new historical tome, "A Song of Ice and Fire" - but is told by Samwell Tarly that he isn't actually mentioned in it. (Ridiculously Funny Moment)
74:43 (+5) Jon Snow:
Ghost receives the long-awaited Pets that were Promised as he reunites with Jon Snow at Castle Black (Warm Fuzzy Moment)