The Comeback Kit
You Know Nothing
Owner: kremershell
32.5 roto pts (#3)
Z-Score:
0.225 (percentile: 58.91%)
Weeks at #1: 9
Categories won:
Special (279)
Best Week:
Episode 3: Oathbreaker
(+3 roto points)
Team MVP:
Jon Snow
(picked #9,
185 points,
29.46% of team total)
Roster Stats
Roster
| charId | Character | Special |
|---|---|---|
| 7 |
Bran Stark
The fourth of the Stark children. A greenseer and a warg, Bran has mystical visions of the future and the ability to leap into the minds of others to control them - power he is only beginning to tap into. His journeys north of the Wall have recently led him to the cave of the Three-eyed Raven and the Children of the Forest.
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* Bran introducing himself into a scene by creepily staring at people * Summer's actions contribute to his points * Scores points for each scene where he breaks out of his tree-trance and shows any of the following emotions: sadness (visible tears), happiness (audible laughter or smiles with teeth), fear (audible screams) * Scores points for each instance he uses his Warg ability |
| 39 |
Jon Snow
The bastard son of Ned Stark, and the current Lord Commander of the Night's Watch. After guiding the Wildlings to safety in the aftermath of the Battle of Castle Black and the attack on Hardhome, he was betrayed by a mutiny of the Night's Watch, and left for dead in the snow.
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* +1 each time he unintentionally drops Longclaw * +1 point each time he is called a bastard in his presence * Ghost's actions contribute to his points. |
| 67 |
Tormund Giantsbane
A leader of the Wildlings, and formerly a trusted lieutenant and second-in-command to Mance Rayder, the King Beyond the Wall. Although they have met in battle more than once, he bears a grudging respect for Jon Snow.
|
* every mention of "killing Crows" * every on-screen second he stares into Brienne's soul (rounded up) |
| 27 |
Podrick Payne
A squire in the service of Brienne of Tarth. He previously served as Tyrion Lannister's squire.
|
+1 point for failed attempts at basic tasks. +1 point for surprising people with how good he is at a task |
| 13 |
Meera Reed
The eldest child of Howland Reed, bannerman to the Starks. She and Bran have arrived at the cave of the Three-eyed Raven.
|
+1 every time she transports Bran |
| 258 |
Lyanna Mormont
The head of House Mormont
|
+1 whenever she puts an adult in their place |
| 191 |
Obara Sand
The eldest of Prince Oberyn Martell's bastard children, known as the Sand Snakes. She wields a spear.
|
+1 for invoking the name of Oberyn Martell |
| 93 |
Walder Frey
The elderly Lord of the Twins and now Lord of Riverrun after his betrayal of Robb Stark and the Northern forces.
|
Kills
16:42
(+2)
Podrick Payne:
Podrick stabs a Bolton soldier through the chest as he and Brienne charge in to rescue Sansa Stark.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
28:42
(+10)
Obara Sand:
Obara stabs Trystane through the face after he turns his back on her to face Nymeria Sand one-on-one.
(Kill of Named Character)
10:59
(+2)
Tormund Giantsbane:
Tormund cuts down the first of Alliser Thorne's men who is foolish enough to charge at him.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
Jon cuts the rope holding the gallows platform at Castle Black, executing Ser Alliser Thorne, Bowen Marsh, Othell Yarwyck, and Olly for their roles in the plot to assassinate him.
(Kill of Named Character)
49:20
(+2)
Meera Reed:
Meera cuts down the first wight to fall into the cave through the weirwood root system.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
49:26
(+2)
Bran Stark:
Summer leaps onto the second wight just before it attacks Meera Reed.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
50:33
(+2)
Meera Reed:
Meera cuts down a wight as it charges through the cavern tunnels shortly after Bran wargs into Hodor.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
50:53
(+10)
Meera Reed:
Meera throws a dragonglass spear at the bearded White Walker, piercing it in the neck and shattering it.
(Kill of Named Character)
51:10
(+2)
Bran Stark:
Summer dives into the crowd of wights as Bran and company make their escape out of the Three-Eyed Raven's cavern. He lands on one wight but is quickly cut down by the horde.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
53:44
(+5)
Bran Stark:
Bran mentally debilitates a young Wylas by warging into him, offering him a glimpse of his future demise at the Door.
(Major Injury of Named Character)
55:15
(+10)
Bran Stark:
While warged in, Bran forces Hodor to hold the Door against the horde of wights as he and Meera make their escape, sacrificing him in the process.
(Kill of Named Character)
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After stumbling between the charging cavalry forces in a daze, Jon scores his first kill, knocking a Bolton soldier off his horse and then finishing him off on the ground.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
Jon cuts down six more soldiers on the battlefield as he dodges charging cavalry and arrow barrages streaming from the sky.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
Jon cuts down 3 more Bolton soldiers in between arrow barrages from Ramsay's archers.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
Jon cuts down 4 more Bolton soldiers as the mounds of bodies begin to pile up on the battlefield.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
Jon slits the throat of a Bolton soldier shortly after Davos and Smalljon Umber charge into the fray.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
41:48
(+2)
Tormund Giantsbane:
Tormund runs his sword through a Bolton soldier from behind, saving Jon Snow.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
Jon stabs through a Bolton soldier as his forces attempt to break through the encircling Bolton army.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
43:51
(+2)
Tormund Giantsbane:
As the Wildling fighters charge into the Bolton shield line, Tormund reaches in to pull a soldier out of the formation, stabbing him through the belly.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
44:33
(+2)
Tormund Giantsbane:
Tormund grabs the shield-holder out of the Bolton formation and yanks him down into the mud, slashing him across the back.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
Jon uses a spin move to dodge and cut down a Bolton soldier from behind.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
47:39
(+10)
Tormund Giantsbane:
After sustaining several headbutts from Smalljon Umber while they are trapped in the moshpit of death, Tormund goes in for the kill, biting into the Smalljon's neck and ripping out his jugular.
(Kill of Named Character)
After the Stark forces breach the Winterfell walls, Ramsay challenges Jon to single combat: "You suggested one-on-one combat, didn't you? I've reconsidered. I think that sounds like a wonderful idea."
Jon blocks all three of Ramsay's longbow shots with a Mormont shield, and finally moves in close enough to Ramsay to pummel him into the ground. (Major Injury of Named Character)
Jon blocks all three of Ramsay's longbow shots with a Mormont shield, and finally moves in close enough to Ramsay to pummel him into the ground. (Major Injury of Named Character)
Political Wins
28:07
(+3)
Obara Sand:
Obara and Nymeria arrive on the Dornish ship to assassinate Trystane.
Obara: "We're not here to feed you. We're here to kill you."
Nymeria: "You want her to do it? Or me? (Act of Betrayal)
Obara: "We're not here to feed you. We're here to kill you."
Nymeria: "You want her to do it? Or me? (Act of Betrayal)
5:31
(+3)
Bran Stark:
Bran discovers Hodor's real name - Willas - and that he used to be able to talk while going back to the future with the Three-Eyed Raven.
(Secret Discovery)
10:12
(+3)
Tormund Giantsbane:
Tormund successfully leads the Wildlings to victory at Castle Black, after Ser Alliser Thorne and his men throw down their weapons after a display of Wun Wun's force.
(Victorious Battle)
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Jon Snow reclaims Longclaw from his desk, after its ownership briefly transferred to Davos Seaworth during his death.
(New Weapon)
Melisandre becomes the latest devotee to the Jon Snow Fan Club.
Davos Seaworth: "Will you stay here at Castle Black?"
Melisandre: "I will do as Jon Snow commands."
Davo: "You serve Jon Snow now?"
Melisandre: "He is the Prince that was Promised." (New Follower/Prisoner)
Davos Seaworth: "Will you stay here at Castle Black?"
Melisandre: "I will do as Jon Snow commands."
Davo: "You serve Jon Snow now?"
Melisandre: "He is the Prince that was Promised." (New Follower/Prisoner)
17:24
(+3)
Bran Stark:
Bran discovers the origins of the White Walkers - created by the Children of the Forest - during a warg visit to the past.
Bran: "It was you. You made the White Walkers."
Leaf: "We were at war. We were being slaughtered. Our sacred trees cut down. We needed to defend ourselves." (Secret Discovery)
Bran: "It was you. You made the White Walkers."
Leaf: "We were at war. We were being slaughtered. Our sacred trees cut down. We needed to defend ourselves." (Secret Discovery)
45:24
(+3)
Bran Stark:
Bran's status as the Three Eyed Raven is confirmed by Benjen: "You are the Three-Eyed Raven now."
(New Title)
submitted by alexanderdropkin (approved!)
53:44
(+3)
Bran Stark:
Bran discovers the origin of Hodor's name and condition during a visit to Winterfell's past where he wargs into a young Wylas and gives him a vision of his ultimate demise years in the future at the Door.
(Secret Discovery)
submitted by wpearsal (approved!)
41:15
(+3)
Walder Frey:
Walder overrules his sons, Lothar and Black Walder, ordering them to take back Riverrun despite their strategic doubts.
(Executive Decision)
13:39
(+3)
Tormund Giantsbane:
Tormund convinces the other Wildlings to march for Jon Snow. "The Crows killed him, because he spoke for the Free Folk when no other Southerners would. He died for us. If we are not willing to do the same for him, we're cowards. If that's what we are, we deserve to be the last of the Free Folk."
(Convincing Argument)
Lyanna Mormont pledges her house to Jon Snow's fighting forces: "House Mormont has kept faith with House Stark for a thousand years... We will not break faith today."
(New Follower/Prisoner)
After Wun Wun single-handedly breaks down the Winterfell gates, Jon Snow and his forces storm in, killing the remaining garrison of Bolton soldiers and defeating Ramsay Bolton.
(Victorious Battle)
Jon retakes Winterfell for House Stark after defeating Ramsay Bolton and the rest of the Bolton army.
(Acquire a New Castle/City/Army/Loot)
After being defeated in one-on-one combat, Ramsay is imprisoned in the kennels of Winterfell.
(New Follower/Prisoner)
22:30
(+3)
Walder Frey:
Ownership of Riverrun transfers back to Walder Frey after the Lannister army helps to retake it from the Blackfish.
Walder Frey: "Riverrun belonged to House Tully for a thousand years. Now it's mine. What do you call that? Victory." (Acquire a New Castle/City/Army/Loot)
Walder Frey: "Riverrun belonged to House Tully for a thousand years. Now it's mine. What do you call that? Victory." (Acquire a New Castle/City/Army/Loot)
24:44
(+3)
Walder Frey:
Walder Frey re-claims Edmure Tully as his prisoner. "Edmure is back in a cell. Can't go killing my son by law. It wouldn't be right. Give the family a bad name."
(New Follower/Prisoner)
After Davos reveals that Melisandre had burned Princess Shireen at the stake and asks permission to execute her, Jon Snow elects the middle route and excommunicates her from the North. "Ride south today. If you return to the North, I'll have you hanged as a murderer."
(Executive Decision)
57:13
(+3)
Bran Stark:
Through a warg flashback, Bran discovers Jon Snow's true heritage as the son of Lyanna Stark.
(Secret Discovery)
58:33
(+3)
Lyanna Mormont:
As the Knights of the Vale and Northerners bicker about their next plans and returning home, Lyanna calls out the other Northern lords and rallies them behind Jon Snow.
"Your son was butchered at the Red Wedding, Lord Manderly, but you refused the call. You swore allegiance to House Stark, Lord Glover, but in their hour of greatest need, you refused the call. And you, Lord Cerwyn, your father was skinned alive by Ramsay Bolton. Still you refused the call. But House Mormont remembers. The North remembers. We know no king but the King in the North, whose name is Stark. I don't care if he's a bastard. Ned Stark's blood runs through his veins. He's my king from this day until his last day." (Convincing Argument)
"Your son was butchered at the Red Wedding, Lord Manderly, but you refused the call. You swore allegiance to House Stark, Lord Glover, but in their hour of greatest need, you refused the call. And you, Lord Cerwyn, your father was skinned alive by Ramsay Bolton. Still you refused the call. But House Mormont remembers. The North remembers. We know no king but the King in the North, whose name is Stark. I don't care if he's a bastard. Ned Stark's blood runs through his veins. He's my king from this day until his last day." (Convincing Argument)
The Northern Lords Madnerly, Glover, Cerwyn declare their allegiance for Jon Snow as the King in the North.
Lord Wyman Manderly: "Lady Mormont speaks harshly, and truly ... I didn't think we'd find another king in my lifetime. I didn't commit my men to your cause, 'cause I didn't want more Manderly's dying for nothing. But I was wrong. Jon Snow avenged the Red Wedding. He is the White Wolf. The King in the North."
Lord Robett Glover: "I did not fight beside you on the field and I will regret that until my dying day. A man can only admit when he was wrong and ask forgiveness ... There will be more fights to come. House Glover will stand behind House Stark as we have for a thousand years. And I will stand behind Jon Snow. The King in the North!" (New Follower/Prisoner)
Lord Wyman Manderly: "Lady Mormont speaks harshly, and truly ... I didn't think we'd find another king in my lifetime. I didn't commit my men to your cause, 'cause I didn't want more Manderly's dying for nothing. But I was wrong. Jon Snow avenged the Red Wedding. He is the White Wolf. The King in the North."
Lord Robett Glover: "I did not fight beside you on the field and I will regret that until my dying day. A man can only admit when he was wrong and ask forgiveness ... There will be more fights to come. House Glover will stand behind House Stark as we have for a thousand years. And I will stand behind Jon Snow. The King in the North!" (New Follower/Prisoner)
Jon gains the allegiance of Lord Yohn Royce of the Vale, as he and the Northern lords declare Jon as King in the North.
(New Follower/Prisoner)
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Davos Seaworth rises with the other Northern lords in declaring their allegiance to Jon Snow as the King in the North.
(New Follower/Prisoner)
After Lyanna Mormont's rousing speech, the Northern lords declare for Jon Snow as the new King in the North.
Lyanna Mormont: "But House Mormont remembers. The North remembers. We know no king but the King in the North whose name is Stark. I don't care if he's a bastard. Ned Stark's blood runs through his veins. He's my king from this day until his last day." (New Title)
Lyanna Mormont: "But House Mormont remembers. The North remembers. We know no king but the King in the North whose name is Stark. I don't care if he's a bastard. Ned Stark's blood runs through his veins. He's my king from this day until his last day." (New Title)
Insults Delivered / Funny Lines
11:48
(+3)
Tormund Giantsbane:
Alliser Thorne: "For thousands of years, the Night's Watch has held Castle Black against the Wildlings."
Tormund: "Until you." (Witty Insult)
Tormund: "Until you." (Witty Insult)
6:43
(+3)
Tormund Giantsbane:
Tormund: "The think you're some kind of God, the man who returned from the dead."
Jon Snow: "I'm not a god."
Tormund: "I know that. I saw your pecker. What kind of God would have a pecker that small? (Witty Insult)
Jon Snow: "I'm not a god."
Tormund: "I know that. I saw your pecker. What kind of God would have a pecker that small? (Witty Insult)
Edd: "Your eyes are still brown. Is that still you in there?"
Jon: "I think so. Hold off on burning my body for now."
(Funny Line)
Jon: "I think so. Hold off on burning my body for now."
(Funny Line)
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Edd: "Where you gonna go?"
Jon Snow: "South."
Edd: "What you gonna do?"
Jon: "Get warm?" (Funny Line)
Jon Snow: "South."
Edd: "What you gonna do?"
Jon: "Get warm?" (Funny Line)
after Sansa tastes the finest from Castle Black Brewery: "You'd think after thousands of years, the Night's Watch would have learned how to make a good ale."
(Funny Line)
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39:10
(+3)
Walder Frey:
to his sons: "You've lost it? ... It's a castle, not a bloody sheep. Presumably you still know where it is."
(Witty Insult)
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40:23
(+3)
Walder Frey:
"All across the Riverlands right down to King's Landing, they're laughing at us. I hear it in my sleep! I'm not dead yet, unfortunately for you. And I'll not leave this world until they all choke on that laughter."
(Threat)
15:00
(+3)
Tormund Giantsbane:
Jon Snow: "Are you sure they'll come (the Wildling armies)?"
Tormund: "We're not clever like you Southerners. When we say we'll do something, we do it." (Witty Insult)
Tormund: "We're not clever like you Southerners. When we say we'll do something, we do it." (Witty Insult)
24:20
(+3)
Lyanna Mormont:
"As far as I understand, you're a Snow and Lady Sansa is a Bolton. Or is she a Lannister? I've heard conflicting reports."
(Witty Insult)
27:29
(+3)
Lyanna Mormont:
Jon Snow: "How many fighting men can we expect?"
Lyanna Mormont: "62." (Funny Line)
Lyanna Mormont: "62." (Funny Line)
16:29
(+3)
Tormund Giantsbane:
Jon Snow: "We're digging trenches all along our flanks. They won't be able to hit us the way that Stannis hit you, in a double envelopment."
Tormund: ...
Jon: "A pincer move."
Tormund: ...
Jon: "They won't be able to hit us from the sides."
Tormund: "Good." (Funny Line)
Tormund: ...
Jon: "A pincer move."
Tormund: ...
Jon: "They won't be able to hit us from the sides."
Tormund: "Good." (Funny Line)
21:58
(+3)
Tormund Giantsbane:
to Davos: "I have a jug of sour goat's milk stronger than any of that grape water you southern twats like sucking on."
(Witty Insult)
22:23
(+3)
Tormund Giantsbane:
Davos: "I can never sleep the night before a battle."
Tormund: "So what do you do all night?"
Davos: "I walk. Think and walk. Think and walk until I'm far enough away from camp that no one can hear me shitting my guts out."
Tormund: *laughs* "... Happy shitting." (Funny Line)
Tormund: "So what do you do all night?"
Davos: "I walk. Think and walk. Think and walk until I'm far enough away from camp that no one can hear me shitting my guts out."
Tormund: *laughs* "... Happy shitting." (Funny Line)
Glasses of Wine Consumed
48:01
(+5)
Tormund Giantsbane:
Tormund drinks from his mug as Jon Snow unrolls the letter from Ramsay Bolton.
(Glass of Wine Consumed)
40:10
(+5)
Walder Frey:
Walder Frey takes a sip of wine while listening to excuses from his useless sons, Lothar and Black Walder.
(Glass of Wine Consumed)
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Jon takes a sip of wine when discussing battle strategy with Sansa after everyone else has left the roundtable
(Glass of Wine Consumed)
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24:53
(+5)
Walder Frey:
Walder drinks from his cup after sitting down to chat with Jaime during the Frey-Lannister feast to celebrate the retaking of Riverrun.
(Glass of Wine Consumed)
47:33
(+5)
Walder Frey:
Walder drinks from his chalice while waiting for his sons to arrive for lunch.
(Glass of Wine Consumed)
Acts of Intercourse
Deaths
51:13
(+10)
Bran Stark:
Summer is cut down by a horde of wights in the Three-Eyed Raven's cavern as Bran, Meera, and Hodor make their escape.
(Death)
+1 for Bran Stark
+1 for Bran Stark
+1 for Bran Stark
+1 for Bran Stark
49:35
(+10)
Walder Frey:
After being served a meat pie baked from his own sons, Walder Frey has his throat slit by Arya Stark in the very same room where he orchestrated the betrayal of Robb and Catelyn Stark. "My name is Arya Stark. I want you to know that. The last thing you're ever going to see is a Stark smiling down at you as you die."
(Death)
+1 for Bran Stark
Special
2:33
(+3)
Bran Stark:
Bran taps into the weirwood net with the assistance of the Three-Eyed Raven, and visits a scene of a yound Ned and Benjen Stark play-fighting in Winterfell.
(Special)
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Roose Bolton: "Jon Snow is a bastard, not a Stark."
(Special)
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38:35
(+3)
Podrick Payne:
Podrick spends 12 seconds of screentime flicking away at his flintstone in an attempt to start a campfire. We eventually do see the kindling get started in the next shot, after Brienne comes over to supervise.
(Special)
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12:24
(+3)
Bran Stark:
Bran visits a scene from the past, watching his father Eddard Stark and his bannermen face off against two Targaryen Kingsguard.
(Special)
Ramsay Bolton: "Why have you come to Winterfell, Lord Umber?"
Smalljon Umber: "The bastard Jon Snow led an army of Wildlings past the Wall." (Special)
Smalljon Umber: "The bastard Jon Snow led an army of Wildlings past the Wall." (Special)
Ramsay Bolton: "Pledge your banners to House Bolton. Swear loyalty to me as Warden of the North and we will fight together to destroy the bastard and all his Wildling friends."
(Special)
Jon opens up Ramsay Bolton's letter, addressed: "To the traitor and bastard, Jon Snow."
(Special)
Ramsay Bolton's letter to Jon: "Winterfell is mine, bastard. Come and see."
(Special)
Ramsay Bolton's letter to Jon: "I want my bride back. Send her to me, bastard, and I will not trouble you or your Wildling lovers."
(Special)
16:02
(+3)
Bran Stark:
Bran taps into the weirwood.net with the Three-Eyed Raven to revisit a scene with the Children of the Forest at the Weirwood tree.
(Special)
36:51
(+3)
Bran Stark:
Bran taps into weirwood.net while the Three-Eyed Raven is asleep, jumping into a vision of a frozen wasteland surrounded by wights and the White Walkers.
(Special)
47:25
(+3)
Bran Stark:
Bran has a vision of the day his young father departed Winterfell for the Vale.
(Special)
50:27
(+3)
Bran Stark:
While embedded in a vision of Winterfell's past, Bran subconsciously wargs into Hodor in the present time so that they can escape from the White Walker horde approaching the cavern of the Three-Eyed Raven.
(Special)
53:44
(+3)
Bran Stark:
While visiting a flashback in Winterfell's past, Bran wargs into a young Wylas, giving him a vision of his present day demise while holding the Door to allow Bran and Meera time to escape the White Walker horde.
(Special)
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2:20
(+3)
Bran Stark:
Bran progresses through a series of flashback visions as Meera drags him throw the snow.
(Special)
14:43
(+3)
Podrick Payne:
Podrick fails to keep his guard up as Bronn is able to sneak up behind him and grab him in a chokehold. Bronn: "Podrick fucking Payne. I thought you'd be dead by now."
(Special)
Ramsay Bolton: "Come, bastard. You don't have the men, you don't have the horses, and you don't have Winterfell."
(Special)
Ramsay Bolton: "We'll find out soon enough. In the morning, then, bastard."
(Special)
Sansa Stark: "Rickon is Ned Stark's trueborn son, which makes him a greater threat to Ramsay than you, a bastard, or me, a girl."
(Special)
Petyr Baelish: "Who should the North rally behind? A trueborn daughter of Ned and Catelyn Stark born here at Winterfell? Or a motherless bastard born in the south?"
(Special)
54:37
(+3)
Bran Stark:
Bran attempts his first weirwood.net session since leaving the cavern of the Three-Eyed Raven, flashing back to his father at the tower holding Lyanna Stark.
Meera Reed: "Are you sure you're ready for this?"
Bran: "I'm the Three-Eyed Raven now. I have to be ready for this." (Special)
Meera Reed: "Are you sure you're ready for this?"
Bran: "I'm the Three-Eyed Raven now. I have to be ready for this." (Special)