Don't do it Bronn
Winter is Cumming
Owner: tylervoigt2
2-4, 37.5 roto pts (#5)
Z-Score:
-0.505 (percentile: 30.69%)
Weeks at #1: 0
Categories won:
Acts of Intercourse (45), Deaths (19)
Best Week:
Episode 1: Winterfell
(+8.5 roto points)
Team MVP:
Jorah Mormont
(picked #16,
108 points,
40.45% of team total)
Longest winstreak: W-1
Roster Stats
Roster
| charId | Character | Special |
|---|---|---|
| 18 |
Cersei Lannister
|
* +1 special point every time she pours wine or requests a glass be poured * +1 point when someone (excl. Jaime) references incest with Jaime or her childrens' bastardy directly to her * 2x multiplier for sex acts involving incest (first cousin or closer) |
| 32 |
Jorah Mormont
|
* +1 point when he explains to someone he has Greyscale * +1 point in each scene that Jorah serves as an encyclopedia for Essos culture. * +1 point each time Daenerys convinces him to go on a mission / do something that doesn't involve being anywhere around her (friendzone) |
| 23 |
Bronn
|
+1 point when he gives expert critique/advice on fighting strategy |
| 52 |
Melisandre
|
* +1 point for mentioning that "the night is dark and full of terrors" * +1 each time she mentions a vision she sees in the flames |
Kills
18:43
(+4)
Jorah Mormont:
Jorah slashes two wights while on horseback, before his horse is taken down by a gang tackle of wights.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
18:52
(+2)
Jorah Mormont:
Jorah kills a wight from the ground after being tackled off of his horse.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
27:05
(+4)
Jorah Mormont:
Jorah kills two wights as he covers the retreat of the Northern armies back into Winterfell.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
27:40
(+2)
Jorah Mormont:
Jorah stabs through a wight as the phalanx of Unsullied escort Melisandre outside the Winterfell gate.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
28:40
(+4)
Melisandre:
Two lunging wights are engulfed by the flames as Melisandre lights the trench just in the nick of time.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
28:40
(+2)
Melisandre:
A wight in front of the trench is caught in the flames after it suddenly lights up in flames after Melisandre's spell.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
29:13
(+8)
Melisandre:
Four burning wights attempt to crawl out from under the burning trench lit by Melisandre
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
29:15
(+8)
Melisandre:
Four more wights are shown burning along the trench lit by Melisandre.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
37:27
(+2)
Jorah Mormont:
Jorah slashes two wights while defending the wall, splashing their blood across the ramparts.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
38:30
(+2)
Jorah Mormont:
Jorah a wight as it tries to climb over the castle wall.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
38:44
(+2)
Jorah Mormont:
Jorah stabs one of the wights after pulling them off of Samwell Tarly.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
56:43
(+2)
Jorah Mormont:
Jorah stabs through a wight as his friendzone-sense tells him that the dragons and his Queen are in danger.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
64:15
(+2)
Jorah Mormont:
Jorah swoops in to Daenerys' rescue after she falls from Drogon, lopping off the head of a wight.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
66:03
(+12)
Jorah Mormont:
Jorah fights off 6 wights while defending Daenerys outside the walls of Winterfell.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
67:59
(+8)
Jorah Mormont:
Jorah fights off four wights as he defends Daenerys.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
69:26
(+6)
Jorah Mormont:
Jorah fights off 3 more wights as he is cut down to the ground.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
73:37
(+2)
Jorah Mormont:
Jorah kills one more wight as he lays kneeling on the ground.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
79:18
(+10)
Melisandre:
Melisandre removes her amulet, letting old age finally consume her as she withers in the snowy fields outside Winterfell.
(Kill of Named Character)
Political Wins
20:34
(+3)
Cersei Lannister:
Cersei gains the sellsword services of the Golden Company.
Cersei: "In any event, you are most welcome here in King's Landing, Captain Strickland."
Harry Stickland: "We look forward to fighting on your behalf, Your Grace." (Acquire a New Castle/City/Army/Loot)
Cersei: "In any event, you are most welcome here in King's Landing, Captain Strickland."
Harry Stickland: "We look forward to fighting on your behalf, Your Grace." (Acquire a New Castle/City/Army/Loot)
20:34
(+3)
Cersei Lannister:
Along with the Golden Company, Cersei gains their Captain Harry Strickland as a follower.
(New Follower/Prisoner)
Qyburn gifts Bronn the crossbow used by Tyrion to murder Tywin Lannister, as Bronn is sent on a mission to assassinate the Lannister brothers.
(New Weapon)
18:01
(+3)
Jorah Mormont:
Jorah convinces Daenerys to forgive Tyrion's failures and keep him on as Hand of the Queen.
(Convincing Argument)
50:17
(+3)
Jorah Mormont:
Samwell gifts the Tarly family sword to Jorah.
Samwell: "And I'd love to defend them with it. But I can't really hold it upright. Your father, he taught me how to be a man. How to do what's right. This is right." (New Weapon)
Samwell: "And I'd love to defend them with it. But I can't really hold it upright. Your father, he taught me how to be a man. How to do what's right. This is right." (New Weapon)
57:03
(+3)
Cersei Lannister:
Cersei lies to Euron that she is pregnant with his child.
"When the war is won, the Lion shall rule the land, the Kraken shall rule the sea and our child shall one day rule them all." (Act of Betrayal)
"When the war is won, the Lion shall rule the land, the Kraken shall rule the sea and our child shall one day rule them all." (Act of Betrayal)
submitted by al.maymanet (approved!)
57:52
(+3)
Cersei Lannister:
As a result of the Iron Fleet attacks on Daenerys' ships, Cersei captures Missandei.
(New Follower/Prisoner)
75:52
(+5)
Cersei Lannister:
Cersei carries through on her threat as the Mountain beheads the prisoner Missandei in front of Daenerys and her advisors during the attempted parley.
(Kill of Named Character (Orchestrated))
Bronn is revealed as Lord of Highgarden and Master of Coin at the Small Council meeting.
Tyrion: "Ser Bronn of the Blackwater, Lord of Highgarden, Lord Paramount of the Reach and Master of Coin, would you say the crown's debt to you has been paid?"
Bronn: "In full, my Lord Hand." (New Title)
Tyrion: "Ser Bronn of the Blackwater, Lord of Highgarden, Lord Paramount of the Reach and Master of Coin, would you say the crown's debt to you has been paid?"
Bronn: "In full, my Lord Hand." (New Title)
Insults Delivered / Funny Lines
as Qyburn gifts him the crossbow used by Tyrion to kill Tywin Lannister
Qyburn: "She (Cersei) has a keen sense of poetic justice."
Bronn: "That fucking family..." (Funny Line)
Qyburn: "She (Cersei) has a keen sense of poetic justice."
Bronn: "That fucking family..." (Funny Line)
Bronn comments after hearing of Jaime's relationship with Brienne.
"I knew you were fucking her. A pair of tall, blond toffs. Must be like looking in the mirror." (Witty Insult)
"I knew you were fucking her. A pair of tall, blond toffs. Must be like looking in the mirror." (Witty Insult)
Tyrion: "You're a knight, thanks to me."
Bronn: "Thanks to me. And that title's worth as much as a blond hair from your brother's ballsack." (Witty Insult)
Bronn: "Thanks to me. And that title's worth as much as a blond hair from your brother's ballsack." (Witty Insult)
Tyrion: "You broke my nose!"
Bronn: "I did not break your nose."
Tyrion: "How do you know?"
Bronn: "Because I've been breaking noses since I was your size, and I know what it sounds like." (Funny Line)
Bronn: "I did not break your nose."
Tyrion: "How do you know?"
Bronn: "Because I've been breaking noses since I was your size, and I know what it sounds like." (Funny Line)
Tyrion: "May I speak?
Bronn: "Why not? Only death will shut you up." (Witty Insult)
Bronn: "Why not? Only death will shut you up." (Witty Insult)
Jaime: "Highgarden will never belong to a cutthroat."
Bronn: "Who were your ancestors, the ones who made your family rich? Fancy lads in silk? They were fucking cutthroats.
That's how all the great houses started, isn't it? With a hard bastard who was good at killing people. Kill a few hundred people, they make you a lord. Kill a few thousand, they make you king. And then all your cocksucking grandsons can ruin the family with their cocksucking ways." (Funny Line)
Bronn: "Who were your ancestors, the ones who made your family rich? Fancy lads in silk? They were fucking cutthroats.
That's how all the great houses started, isn't it? With a hard bastard who was good at killing people. Kill a few hundred people, they make you a lord. Kill a few thousand, they make you king. And then all your cocksucking grandsons can ruin the family with their cocksucking ways." (Funny Line)
Bronn: "The Master of Coin looks forward to helping the Master of Ships, but first he has to ensure we're not wasting coin, or soon there won't be no more coin."
Davos: "Any more."
Bronn: "You Master of Grammar now too?" (Witty Insult)
Davos: "Any more."
Bronn: "You Master of Grammar now too?" (Witty Insult)
Bronn: "Oh, speaking of builders, all the best brothels burned down. The Master of Coin is willing to fund reconstruction."
(Funny Line)
Glasses of Wine Consumed
25:43
(+5)
Cersei Lannister:
Cersei sips from her glass while Euron asks her about his performance in bed.
(Glass of Wine Consumed)
Acts of Intercourse
Bronn gets started with one of the trio of whores in his chambers, but is interrupted by Qyburn before he can complete the triple-bird score.
(Act of Intercourse)
25:25
(+5)
Cersei Lannister:
Cersei chats with Euron after a romp in her chambers.
(Act of Intercourse)
41:13
(+5)
Jorah Mormont:
Jorah gently caresses the Khaleesi's elbow as he points out where Samwell is in the library.
(Act of Intercourse)
submitted by nyan (approved!)
64:18
(+5)
Jorah Mormont:
Jorah picks Daenerys up off the ground after she falls from Drogon's back.
(Act of Intercourse)
68:12
(+5)
Jorah Mormont:
Jorah crumples down after getting stabbed in the gut. Daenerys gives him a reassuring pat on the back.
(Act of Intercourse)
73:55
(+5)
Jorah Mormont:
Daenerys fulfills a man's dying wish and reaches out to touch Ser Jorah's elbow.
(Act of Intercourse)
77:53
(+5)
Jorah Mormont:
Jorah dies in the arms of a tearful Daenerys, having successfully defended her from the onslaught of wights.
(Act of Intercourse)
3:37
(+5)
Jorah Mormont:
Daenerys gives Jorah a parting kiss on his forehead as his body lies atop the funeral pyre.
(Act of Intercourse)
A Game of Thrones
19:58
(+5)
Cersei Lannister:
Cersei greets the captain of the Golden Company, Harry Strickland, from the Iron Throne.
(Iron Throne)
Bronn sits down to get dressed and put his boots on after Qyburn interrupts his session with Marei and the other whores.
(Basic Seat)
25:32
(+1)
Cersei Lannister:
Cersei sits down with a glass of wine in her bedchambers after her session with Euron Greyjoy.
(Basic Seat)
Bronn takes a seat with his hostages as he negotiates with Tyrion and Jaime at crossbow-point.
(Basic Seat)
Bronn is seated at the Small Council meeting as Tyrion reviews Archmaester Ebrose's historical tome, "A Song of Ice and Fire"
(Basic Seat)
Bronn reseats himself after Bran arrives at the Small Council meeting.
(Basic Seat)
Deaths
69:46
(+5)
Melisandre:
Melisandre removes her amulet, letting old age finally consume her as she withers in the snowy fields outside Winterfell.
(Death)
77:53
(+5)
Jorah Mormont:
Jorah dies in the arms of a tearful Daenerys, having successfully defended her from the onslaught of wights.
(Death)
3:21
(+2)
Jorah Mormont:
Jorah's body lies on top of a funeral pyre after the Battle of Winterfell.
(Dead Body Appearance)
73:43
(+5)
Cersei Lannister:
Jaime reassures Cersei in their final moments in the cellars of the Red Keep, as the castle collapses down around them.
"Nothing else matters. Nothing else matters. Only us." (Death)
"Nothing else matters. Nothing else matters. Only us." (Death)
11:53
(+2)
Cersei Lannister:
Tyrion finds Cersei's and Jaime's bodies in the rubble beneath the collapsed Red Keep
(Dead Body Appearance)
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Special
25:53
(+3)
Cersei Lannister:
Euron: "How do I compare? To the fat king."
Cersei: "Robert had a different whore every night, but he still didn't know his way around a woman's body."
Euron: "And the Kingslayer?" (Special)
Cersei: "Robert had a different whore every night, but he still didn't know his way around a woman's body."
Euron: "And the Kingslayer?" (Special)
41:30
(+3)
Jorah Mormont:
Jorah reunites with Sam and they talk about his former Greyscale condition.
Dany: "The man who saved Ser Jorah when no one else could."
Jorah: "They could. They just wouldn't." (Special)
Dany: "The man who saved Ser Jorah when no one else could."
Jorah: "They could. They just wouldn't." (Special)
submitted by nickg (approved!)
8:33
(+3)
Melisandre:
Melisandre lights up the arakhs of the Dothraki horde before they charge into battle against the undead army.
(Special)
submitted by nyan (approved!)
28:40
(+3)
Melisandre:
Melisandre realizes she should've spent more time on Duolingo getting the tones right, but eventually succeeds in lighting the trench on fire to momentarily stop the advance of the Wight Army.
(Special)
The Feels
50:17
(+5)
Jorah Mormont:
Jorah receives Heartsbane, Tarly family sword from Samwell, as a remembrance to his father, the Lord Commander Jeor Mormont.
Samwell: "And I'd love to defend them with it. But I can't really hold it upright. Your father, he taught me how to be a man. How to do what's right. This is right." (Warm Fuzzy Moment)
Samwell: "And I'd love to defend them with it. But I can't really hold it upright. Your father, he taught me how to be a man. How to do what's right. This is right." (Warm Fuzzy Moment)
53:55
(+5)
Melisandre:
Melisandre: "What do we say to to the God of Death?"
Arya: "Not today." (Warm Fuzzy Moment)
Arya: "Not today." (Warm Fuzzy Moment)
73:43
(+5)
Cersei Lannister:
Jaime reassures Cersei in their final moments in the cellars of the Red Keep, as the castle collapses down around them.
"Nothing else matters. Nothing else matters. Only us." (Sad Feels)
"Nothing else matters. Nothing else matters. Only us." (Sad Feels)