Valar Dohaeris
The Final Meltdown
Owner: rs.nibbles
1-5, 13 roto pts (#2)
Z-Score:
-0.707 (percentile: 23.97%)
Weeks at #1: 0
Categories won:
Insults Delivered / Funny Lines (111), Glasses of Wine Consumed (100), A Game of Thrones (59), Special (192)
Best Week:
Episode 2: A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms
(+3 roto points)
Team MVP:
Wight Army (Extras)
(picked #6,
271 points,
24.93% of team total)
Longest winstreak: W-1
Roster Stats
Roster
| charId | Character | Special |
|---|---|---|
| 130 |
White Walker (Night King)
|
* Actions of dragons while dragonriding * Wights or White Walker versions of named chars are counted as followers (unless shown to be re-animated by someone else) * Scenes of Winter arriving anywhere south of the Riverlands (inclusive) * works of White Walker art |
| 390 |
Viserion
|
* each time he is mounted by a new dragonrider (Political Follower points) * on-screen barrel rolls completed (360° rotations in the air) * objects burned in non-combat situations |
| 397 |
Wight Army (Extras)
|
* glowing blue eyes (each set) simply staring at human characters without taking action (e.g. not attacking/pursuing) * scores battle victories if featured in on-screen action |
| 19 |
Jaime Lannister
|
* +1 point for awkward waves with his metal hand * +1 point when he uses his metal hand in a combat situation * +1 point when someone (excl. Cersei) references incest with Cersei or her childrens' bastardy directly to him * 2x multiplier for sex acts involving incest (first cousin or closer) |
| 7 |
Bran Stark
|
* Bran introducing himself into a scene by creepily staring at people * Summer's actions contribute to his points * Scores points for each scene where he breaks out of his tree-trance and shows any of the following emotions: sadness (visible tears), happiness (audible laughter or smiles with teeth), fear (audible screams) * Scores points for each instance he uses his Warg ability |
| 17 |
Tyrion Lannister
|
* +1 point each time he is denied a drink * +1 point whenever he physically gives someone a coin (or other legal tender) |
| 67 |
Tormund Giantsbane
|
* every mention of "killing Crows" * every on-screen second he stares into Brienne's soul (rounded up) |
| 38 |
Grey Worm
|
* +1 for every 3-syllable word uttered in the Common Tongue (Westerosi English), not counting proper nouns (Daenerys, Unsullied, etc.) * Receives standard sex points for making it to first base |
| 40 |
Samwell Tarly
|
+1 point for reading books, mentioning he "read that in a book", or writing raven letters. |
| 396 |
Wight Giants (extras)
|
* glowing blue eyes (each set) simply staring at human characters without taking action (e.g. not attacking/pursuing) |
Kills
15:32
(+2)
Wight Army (Extras):
A wight leaps onto an Unsullied soldier as the undead crash into the Unsullied front line.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
15:38
(+2)
Wight Army (Extras):
An Unsullied soldier is knocked to the ground as he bleeds out over the snow.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
15:39
(+2)
Wight Army (Extras):
A wight severs the arm of an Unsullied soldier
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
15:40
(+2)
Wight Army (Extras):
A wight rips apart the throat of an an Unsullied soldier with its bare hands
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
15:40
(+2)
Wight Army (Extras):
A wight pushes a sword through the throat of an Unsullied soldier
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
15:41
(+4)
Wight Army (Extras):
Wights gang tackle two Unsullied soldiers from the side
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
15:42
(+2)
Wight Army (Extras):
Wights decapitate an Unsullied soldier as he lays injured on the ground
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
15:58
(+2)
Wight Army (Extras):
A Vale soldier is run through by a wight, after valiantly bashing one to bits with his shield.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
16:02
(+2)
Wight Army (Extras):
The wights slash another Northern soldier in the throat.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
16:03
(+2)
Wight Army (Extras):
A wight eats the face of a chainmailed soldier on the ground.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
16:13
(+2)
Jaime Lannister:
Jaime slashes a wight across its back and drags it off of Brienne.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
16:27
(+2)
Tormund Giantsbane:
Tormund slashes a wight across the chest as Drogon rains down fire in teh background.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
16:29
(+2)
Tormund Giantsbane:
Tormund knees a wight in the zombie balls as Drogon's fire rages around.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
16:51
(+2)
Wight Army (Extras):
A chainmail-clad wight pulls down a screaming Northern soldier.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
18:07
(+4)
Jaime Lannister:
Jaime cuts down two wights as the snowstorm approaches from overhead.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
18:12
(+4)
Tormund Giantsbane:
Tormund slashes two wights before the snowstorm overwhelms the battlefield.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
19:27
(+4)
Samwell Tarly:
Sam defends himself against two wights with his dragonglass daggers.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
19:51
(+10)
Wight Army (Extras):
A wight runs a sword through the back of Eddison Tollet moments after he rescues Samwell Tarly.
(Kill of Named Character)
21:46
(+4)
Tormund Giantsbane:
Tormund cuts down a wight while telling the troops to fall back, then brings his axe down at a wight that attacks his leg.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
24:41
(+2)
Wight Army (Extras):
A wight lunges onto a soldier as the Northern forces make their hasty retreat back to Winterfell.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
24:44
(+2)
Tormund Giantsbane:
Tormund slashes a wight as his group makes a running retreat back to Winterfell
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
26:02
(+2)
Wight Army (Extras):
A wight gets very stabby with a Northern soldier on the ground.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
26:50
(+6)
Wight Army (Extras):
Wights tackle the three Winterfell torch runners before they can make it to light the trenches.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
28:19
(+2)
Tormund Giantsbane:
Tormund cuts down a wight as Melisandre works to light the trench on fire.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
37:18
(+2)
Jaime Lannister:
Jaime cuts down the second wight climbing over the wall.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
37:28
(+2)
Samwell Tarly:
Sam dual wields his dragonglass dagger to cut down a wight trying to scramble over the wall.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
37:32
(+2)
Tormund Giantsbane:
Tormund finds something to stab in the mostly empty ribcage of a wight climbing over the wall.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
Grey Worm stabs a wight as it climbs over the wall.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
37:35
(+4)
Wight Army (Extras):
The wights begin to breach the defenses at the wall, knocking over one defender and lunging atop another screaming Northern soldier.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
37:40
(+4)
Jaime Lannister:
Jaime cuts down three wights as they begin to overrun the wall.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
37:43
(+8)
Wight Army (Extras):
The Wight Army overtakes the wall, mauling 4 of its defenders and forcing the heroes to make a retreat.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
37:52
(+4)
Wight Army (Extras):
The wights jump two more Northern soldiers, dragging one of them across the ramparts and down to the zombie mosh pit below.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
38:22
(+2)
Jaime Lannister:
After being rescued by Brienne, Jaime covers her back and cuts down a wight.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
38:24
(+1)
Jaime Lannister:
Jaime strikes a wight advancing on his and Brienne's position, though it is only partially injured and is finished off by Brienne.
(Major Injury of Unnamed Character)
Grey Worm lands a blow on a wight as it tries to climb the wall.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
38:31
(+2)
Samwell Tarly:
Sam bonks a wight in the head as it tries to climb the castle wall.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
38:53
(+10)
Wight Army (Extras):
After overrunning the castle wall, the wights descend onto the courtyard, massacring the first group of Northern soldiers they encounter.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
38:55
(+4)
Wight Army (Extras):
A hero wight manages to cut down two Northern soldiers on its own.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
39:04
(+2)
Wight Army (Extras):
A wight corners a Norther soldier and stabs him repeatedly in the stomach.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
39:21
(+6)
Wight Army (Extras):
Wights begin overrunning the inner courtyard at Winterfell, tackling or slashing at 3 Northern soldiers.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
39:25
(+2)
Wight Army (Extras):
The wights run a Northern soldier off a sloping roof adjoining the Winterfell walls.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
39:34
(+2)
Wight Army (Extras):
A wight stabs a Northern soldier through the throat.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
39:36
(+2)
Wight Army (Extras):
Wights impale a Northern soldier onto the dragonglass-barbed Czech hedgehog, forming a safe platform for them to overrun the defense.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
40:31
(+4)
Wight Army (Extras):
Wights jump the courtyard and cut down two Mormont soldiers.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
41:04
(+10)
Wight Giants (extras):
The Wight Giant bursts through the door and starts launching homeruns with his club, swatting away 5 Mormont soldiers.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
41:15
(+6)
Wight Giants (extras):
The Wight Giant kicks through the line of czech hedgehogs, obliterating them and sending three Mormont soldiers flying.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
42:05
(+10)
Wight Giants (extras):
The Wight Giant picks up the charging Lyanna Mormont, crushing in her plate armor with its bare hand.
(Kill of Named Character)
51:52
(+10)
Wight Army (Extras):
Beric blocks the doorway for a few moments as the wights finish him off in one of the most intense TSA frisk checks of all time.
(Kill of Named Character)
The Night King rides Viserion as he slashes at Rhaegal's breast, ripping off several of his scales as the dragons engage in an aerial dogfight.
(Major Injury of Named Character)
Viserion slashes at Rhaegal's breast, ripping off several of his scales as the dragons engage in an aerial dogfight.
(Major Injury of Named Character)
56:38
(+2)
Tormund Giantsbane:
Tormund turns around to protect Gendry, kicking a wight off of their backs in the Winterfell courtyard.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
Grey Worm defends a cowering Sam from the wights.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
59:54
(+2)
Tormund Giantsbane:
Tormund beheads a wight atop the castle walls.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
61:52
(+2)
Wight Army (Extras):
The wights break into the crypts, dragging a girl into the darkness of one of the vaults.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
62:02
(+2)
Wight Army (Extras):
A girl trips in the crypts and is dragged into the bokeh as the wights attack.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
62:18
(+2)
Wight Army (Extras):
An Iroborn is tackled by a wight in the Godswood.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
63:19
(+5)
Wight Army (Extras):
Taking advantage of a prolonged landing, the horde of wights descend on Drogon, stabbing him all over as he attempts to fly away.
(Major Injury of Named Character)
64:33
(+4)
Tormund Giantsbane:
Tormund flails wildly and kills two wights as he and Gendry battle atop a mountain of wights and bodies.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
64:38
(+2)
Samwell Tarly:
Samwell stabs a wight as he lays on his back amidst a pit of wights.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
A bloodied Grey Worm fights off a wight with his spear.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
65:04
(+2)
Wight Army (Extras):
A wight kills a Nothern soldier in the hallway moments before he is killed by Jon Snow.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
65:30
(+10)
Wight Army (Extras):
As the Ironborn make their last stand in the Godswood, the wights take them down one by one.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
66:19
(+4)
Wight Army (Extras):
The wight eats the faces off of two people as they flood the Winterfell crypts.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
67:54
(+2)
Tormund Giantsbane:
Tormund cuts down a wight as he and Gendry fend off the horde atop a pile of bodies.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
68:16
(+2)
Wight Army (Extras):
The wights bash in a woman against a statue in the Winterfell crypts.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
68:19
(+2)
Wight Army (Extras):
A wight chases down a mother and her two children and nabs the slower one that is less important to her in the crypts of Winterfell.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
69:30
(+2)
Tormund Giantsbane:
Tormund stabs down into the mound of wights.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
72:15
(+10)
White Walker (Night King):
The Night King dodges the naïve spear charge by Theon, breaking the weapon in half and stabbing Theon through the stomach with the broken stick.
(Kill of Named Character)
77:55
(+10)
Wight Army (Extras):
After facing an onslaught of wights converging on Daenerys, Jorah succumbs to his wounds, having successfully defended his Queen.
(Kill of Named Character)
submitted by brendan.hamme (approved!)
78:00
(+1)
Wight Army (Extras):
End-of-battle tally: minor injuries to Jon Snow throughout the battle
(Minor Injury of Named Character)
78:00
(+1)
Wight Army (Extras):
End-of-battle tally: minor injuries to Brienne of Tarth throughout the battle
(Minor Injury of Named Character)
78:00
(+1)
Wight Army (Extras):
End-of-battle tally: minor injuries to Tormund Giantsbane throughout the battle
(Minor Injury of Named Character)
78:00
(+1)
Wight Army (Extras):
End-of-battle tally: minor injuries to Sandor Clegane throughout the battle
(Minor Injury of Named Character)
78:00
(+1)
Wight Army (Extras):
End-of-battle tally: minor injuries to Gendry throughout the battle
(Minor Injury of Named Character)
78:00
(+1)
Wight Army (Extras):
End-of-battle tally: minor injuries to Podrick Payne throughout the battle
(Minor Injury of Named Character)
78:00
(+1)
Wight Army (Extras):
End-of-battle tally: minor injuries to Grey Worm throughout the battle
(Minor Injury of Named Character)
78:00
(+1)
Wight Army (Extras):
End-of-battle tally: minor injuries to Samwell Tarly throughout the battle
(Minor Injury of Named Character)
Grey Worm throws his spear through the back of a fleeing Captain Strickland, as the Unsullied forces rout the remains of the Golden Company and charge the King's Landing gate.
(Kill of Named Character)
Grey Worm spears a Lannister soldier as the Northern forces march their way into King's Landing.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
Grey Worm throws a spear through the heart of a surrendered Lannister soldier, following his Queen's lead to raze the city and take no prisoners.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
Grey Worm goes on a 9-soldier killing spree as he mows down Lannister soldiers with his spear in the fracas after their surrender.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
Grey Worm spears 4 more soldiers as the fight against the Lannister soldiers continue.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
55:05
(+10)
Jaime Lannister:
Jaime stabs Euron Greyjoy through the stomach as they battle in the sea caves below King's Landing.
(Kill of Named Character)
Political Wins
Tormund and the Night's Watch discovers the grisly scene at the Last Hearth, where the White Walkers have massacred the inhabits.
(Victorious Battle)
Tormund and the Night's Watch discovers the grisly scene at the Last Hearth, where the White Walkers have massacred the inhabits.
(Acquire a New Castle/City/Army/Loot)
The Night King has Ned Umber reanimated as a wight in the ruins of the Last Hearth.
(New Follower/Prisoner)
submitted by nyan (approved!)
53:22
(+3)
Bran Stark:
Despite his attempts to travel anonymously, Bran is there to greet Jaime Lannister as he arrives in Winterfell - the "old friend" Bran has been waiting for.
(Secret Discovery)
14:06
(+3)
Wight Army (Extras):
The Wight Army routs Jorah Mormont's cavalry charge with the Dothraki horde, winning the initial skirmish outside the walls of Winterfell.
(Victorious Battle)
29:35
(+3)
Wight Army (Extras):
The Wight Army wins the second phase of the battle, pushing the Northern armies to retreat back within Winterfell and slaughtering almost all of the Unsullied defenders.
(Victorious Battle)
The Army of the Dead wins the third phase of the battle, overrunning the Winterfall walls and reaching the interior of the castle.
(Victorious Battle)
42:28
(+3)
Wight Army (Extras):
The Army of the Dead wins the third phase of the battle, overrunning the Winterfall walls and reaching the interior of the castle.
(Victorious Battle)
After he notices an decidedly unstealthy Jon trying to sneak up on his back, the Night King raises all of the dead bodies surrounding Jon to become a new wight army.
(Acquire a New Castle/City/Army/Loot)
59:25
(+3)
Wight Army (Extras):
The Wight Army's numbers multiply as they add the dead Dothraki, Unsullied, and Northern armies to their ranks.
(Acquire a New Castle/City/Army/Loot)
The Night King reanimates Lyanna Mormont as an undead wight.
(New Follower/Prisoner)
The Night King reanimates Qhono as an undead wight.
(New Follower/Prisoner)
The Night King reanimates Eddison Tollet as an undead wight.
(New Follower/Prisoner)
33:53
(+3)
Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion and Jon convince Daenerys to take a more cautioned approach to the war and lay siege to King's Landing instead of destroying it.
Daenerys: "No matter how many lords turn against her, as long as she sits on the Iron Throne, she can call herself Queen of the Seven Kingdoms. We need the capital."
Tyrion: "I watched the people of King's Landing rebel against their king when they were hungry, and that was before winter began. Give them the opportunity and they will cast Cersei aside."
Jon: "We'll surround the city. If the Iron Fleet tries to ferry in more food, the dragons will destroy them. If the Lannisters and the Golden Company attack, we'll defeat them in the field."
Tyrion: "Once the people see that Cersei is our only enemy, her reign is over." (Convincing Argument)
Daenerys: "No matter how many lords turn against her, as long as she sits on the Iron Throne, she can call herself Queen of the Seven Kingdoms. We need the capital."
Tyrion: "I watched the people of King's Landing rebel against their king when they were hungry, and that was before winter began. Give them the opportunity and they will cast Cersei aside."
Jon: "We'll surround the city. If the Iron Fleet tries to ferry in more food, the dragons will destroy them. If the Lannisters and the Golden Company attack, we'll defeat them in the field."
Tyrion: "Once the people see that Cersei is our only enemy, her reign is over." (Convincing Argument)
46:50
(+3)
Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion learns of Jon's heritage as a secret Targaryen and claimant to the Iron Throne through Sansa.
(Secret Discovery)
50:36
(+3)
Tormund Giantsbane:
Jon gives charge of Ghost to Tormund, to take him back to his natural habitat north of the Wall.
(New Follower/Prisoner)
22:58
(+3)
Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion speaks his way past the Unsullied guards stationed outside of Jaime's tent
Unsullied: "We have orders to guard the prisoner."
Tyrion: "Ordered by whom, the Queen herself?"
Unsullied: "No."
Tyrion: "Well, in that case, as Hand of the Queen, I outrank whomever gave your order, probably by quite a lot." (Convincing Argument)
Unsullied: "We have orders to guard the prisoner."
Tyrion: "Ordered by whom, the Queen herself?"
Unsullied: "No."
Tyrion: "Well, in that case, as Hand of the Queen, I outrank whomever gave your order, probably by quite a lot." (Convincing Argument)
25:57
(+3)
Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion convinces Jaime to undertake the covert mission to smuggle Cersei out of King's Landing and escape to a new life.
"Do it. If you don't, you'll never see Cersei again." (Convincing Argument)
"Do it. If you don't, you'll never see Cersei again." (Convincing Argument)
26:21
(+3)
Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion unlocks Jaime's chains and frees him, sending him on a covert mission to rescue Cersei and end the war before Daenerys destroys the city.
"Tens of thousands of innocent lives. One not particularly innocent dwarf. Seems like a fair trade." (Act of Betrayal)
"Tens of thousands of innocent lives. One not particularly innocent dwarf. Seems like a fair trade." (Act of Betrayal)
The Northern forces win the ground war over the Lannister army, who are in disarray after surrendering their weapons and attempting to flee.
(Victorious Battle)
Grey Worm carries through with executing the Lannister prisoners over objections from Davos and Jon Snow.
Grey Worm: "It is not over until the queen's enemies are defeated."
Davos Seaworth: "How much more defeated do you want them to be? They're on their knees."
Grey Worm: "They are breathing." (Executive Decision)
Grey Worm: "It is not over until the queen's enemies are defeated."
Davos Seaworth: "How much more defeated do you want them to be? They're on their knees."
Grey Worm: "They are breathing." (Executive Decision)
Daenerys names Grey Worm to her Small Council as her new Master of War.
"You have walked beside me since the Plaza of Pride. You are the bravest of men, the most loyal of soldiers. I name you commander of all my forces, the Queen's Master of War." (New Title)
"You have walked beside me since the Plaza of Pride. You are the bravest of men, the most loyal of soldiers. I name you commander of all my forces, the Queen's Master of War." (New Title)
28:41
(+3)
Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion convinces Jon to betray Daenerys for the good of the realm. "It's a terrible thing I'm asking. It's also the right thing."
(Convincing Argument)
After Daenerys Targaryen's death, Grey Worm has taken charge of Tyrion as his prisoner, bringing him to the dragonpit to await judgment.
(New Follower/Prisoner)
Grey Worm confirms he also has Jon in his custody.
Sansa: "Where's Jon?"
Grey Worm: "He is our prisoner." (New Follower/Prisoner)
Sansa: "Where's Jon?"
Grey Worm: "He is our prisoner." (New Follower/Prisoner)
46:35
(+3)
Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion successfully deflects Grey Worm from discussing his fate by dangling a juicy power struggle in front of the Lords of Westeros instead.
Grey Worm: "You are not here to speak! Everyone has heard enough words from you."
Tyrion: "You're right. And no one's any better for it. But it's not for you to decide. Jon committed his crime here. His fate is for our king to decide. Or our queen."
Lord Royce: "We don't have a king or queen."
Tyrion: "You're the most powerful people in Westeros. Choose one." (Convincing Argument)
Grey Worm: "You are not here to speak! Everyone has heard enough words from you."
Tyrion: "You're right. And no one's any better for it. But it's not for you to decide. Jon committed his crime here. His fate is for our king to decide. Or our queen."
Lord Royce: "We don't have a king or queen."
Tyrion: "You're the most powerful people in Westeros. Choose one." (Convincing Argument)
49:43
(+3)
Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion is succesful in his nomination of Bran Stark for King of Westeros.
"I've had nothing to do but think these past few weeks. About our bloody history. About the mistakes we've made. What unites people? Armies? Gold? Flags? Stories. There's nothing in the world more powerful than a good story. Nothing can stop it. No enemy can defeat it. And who has a better story than Bran the Broken?" (Convincing Argument)
"I've had nothing to do but think these past few weeks. About our bloody history. About the mistakes we've made. What unites people? Armies? Gold? Flags? Stories. There's nothing in the world more powerful than a good story. Nothing can stop it. No enemy can defeat it. And who has a better story than Bran the Broken?" (Convincing Argument)
55:02
(+3)
Bran Stark:
After his nomination by Tyrion, Bran is selected to be King of Westeros.
"All hail Bran the Broken, First of His Name, King of the Andals and the First Men, Lord of the Six Kingdoms and Protector of the Realm." (New Title)
"All hail Bran the Broken, First of His Name, King of the Andals and the First Men, Lord of the Six Kingdoms and Protector of the Realm." (New Title)
55:57
(+3)
Bran Stark:
Bran overrules both Tyrion and Grey Worm's suggestions in naming Tyrion as his Hand of the King.
Grey Worm: "This man is a criminal. He deserves justice."
Bran: "He just got it. He's made many terrible mistakes. He's going to spend the rest of his life fixing them." (Executive Decision)
Grey Worm: "This man is a criminal. He deserves justice."
Bran: "He just got it. He's made many terrible mistakes. He's going to spend the rest of his life fixing them." (Executive Decision)
Forced by the demands of Grey Worm and the Unsullied, the rest of Westeros throws Jon under a bus, exiling him to the Night's Watch while everyone else gets noble titles.
Tyrion: "Giving you to the Unsullied would start a war. Letting you walk free would start a war. So our new king has chosen to send you to the Night's Watch." (Convincing Argument)
Tyrion: "Giving you to the Unsullied would start a war. Letting you walk free would start a war. So our new king has chosen to send you to the Night's Watch." (Convincing Argument)
70:32
(+3)
Samwell Tarly:
Samwell Tarly is named Grandmaester of King Bran's new Small Council.
(New Title)
Insults Delivered / Funny Lines
6:22
(+3)
Tyrion Lannister:
to Varys as they arrive in a frigid Winterfell: "You should consider yourself lucky. At least your balls won't freeze off."
(Funny Line)
29:51
(+3)
Tyrion Lannister:
Varys (observing banners): "The Karstarks."
Tyrion: "One of the better sigils. Beats an onion, anyway." (Funny Line)
Tyrion: "One of the better sigils. Beats an onion, anyway." (Funny Line)
30:59
(+3)
Tyrion Lannister:
Varys: "Jon and Daenerys don't want to listen to lonely old men."
Tyrion: "I'm not that old... not as old as him (Davos Seaworth)." (Funny Line)
Tyrion: "I'm not that old... not as old as him (Davos Seaworth)." (Funny Line)
41:22
(+3)
Samwell Tarly:
Daenerys: "So you're the man."
Sam: "Um... which... man? am I... your Grace?" (Funny Line)
Sam: "Um... which... man? am I... your Grace?" (Funny Line)
50:40
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Tormund Giantsbane:
Eddison Tollet: "Stay back, he's got blue eyes!"
Tormund: "I've always had blue eyes!!!" (Funny Line)
Tormund: "I've always had blue eyes!!!" (Funny Line)
12:40
(+3)
Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion comments on the Lannister brothers reunion as they are spat upon by Northerners.
"Well, here we are... together again. And the masses rejoice." (Funny Line)
"Well, here we are... together again. And the masses rejoice." (Funny Line)
13:41
(+3)
Tyrion Lannister:
Jaime: "Don't be too hard on yourself. She fooled me more than anybody."
Tyrion: "She never fooled you. You always knew exactly what she was. And you loved her anyway." (Witty Insult)
Tyrion: "She never fooled you. You always knew exactly what she was. And you loved her anyway." (Witty Insult)
14:06
(+3)
Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion: "So, we're going to die. At Winterfell. Not the death I would've chosen. I always pictured myself dying in my own bed, at the age of 80, with a belly fully of wine and a [in unison with Jaime] girl's mouth around my cock."
(Funny Line)
14:06
(+3)
Jaime Lannister:
Tyrion: "So, we're going to die. At Winterfell. Not the death I would've chosen. I always pictured myself dying in my own bed, at the age of 80, with a belly fully of wine and a [in unison with Jaime] girl's mouth around my cock."
(Funny Line)
16:11
(+3)
Jaime Lannister:
Brienne: "What are you doing? ... We have never had a conversation last this long without you insulting me, not once."
Jaime: "You want me to insult you?" (Funny Line)
Jaime: "You want me to insult you?" (Funny Line)
30:43
(+3)
Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion: "You've had a strange journey."
Bran: "Stranger than most."
Tyrion: "I'd like to hear about it.
Bran: "It's a long story."
Tyrion: "If only we were in a castle, in the middle of winter with nowhere to go." (Funny Line)
Bran: "Stranger than most."
Tyrion: "I'd like to hear about it.
Bran: "It's a long story."
Tyrion: "If only we were in a castle, in the middle of winter with nowhere to go." (Funny Line)
33:40
(+3)
Samwell Tarly:
Sam defends his renowned fighting abilities
Jon Snow: "If you want to join them (Gilly and little Sam in the crypts)..."
Sam: "Everyone seems to forget that I was the first man to kill a White Walker. I've killed Thenns-"
Edd: "Thenn."
Sam: "I've saved Gilly more than once. I stole a *considerable* number of books from the Citadel library. Survived the Fist of the First Men. You need me out there!"
Edd: "Well if that's where it's come to we really are fucked." (Funny Line)
Jon Snow: "If you want to join them (Gilly and little Sam in the crypts)..."
Sam: "Everyone seems to forget that I was the first man to kill a White Walker. I've killed Thenns-"
Edd: "Thenn."
Sam: "I've saved Gilly more than once. I stole a *considerable* number of books from the Citadel library. Survived the Fist of the First Men. You need me out there!"
Edd: "Well if that's where it's come to we really are fucked." (Funny Line)
34:03
(+3)
Samwell Tarly:
Edd: "Well if that's where it's come to we really are fucked."
Sam: "Well- calling you fucked wouldn't be strictly accurate." (Witty Insult)
Sam: "Well- calling you fucked wouldn't be strictly accurate." (Witty Insult)
34:58
(+3)
Tyrion Lannister:
to Jaime: "I wish father were here. I would love to see the look on his face when he realizes his two sons are about to die defending Winterfell."
(Funny Line)
submitted by nyan (approved!)
35:33
(+3)
Jaime Lannister:
to Tyrion: "It wasn't so simple. I was sleeping with my sister, and you had one friend in the world - who was sleeping with his sister."
(Funny Line)
36:17
(+3)
Tyrion Lannister:
Brienne: "We didn't meant to interrupt, we were just looking for someplace warm to-"
Tyrion: "-to contemplate your imminent death. You've come to the right place." (Funny Line)
Tyrion: "-to contemplate your imminent death. You've come to the right place." (Funny Line)
submitted by nyan (approved!)
37:26
(+3)
Tormund Giantsbane:
Tyrion: "Would you like a drink?"
Tormund: "Brought my own." [holds up horn of weird milk] (Funny Line)
Tormund: "Brought my own." [holds up horn of weird milk] (Funny Line)
37:35
(+3)
Tormund Giantsbane:
The telephone game of Westerosi epithets makes its way to Tormund.
to Jaime: "They call you Kingkiller." (Funny Line)
to Jaime: "They call you Kingkiller." (Funny Line)
38:27
(+3)
Tormund Giantsbane:
Tormund tells the story of his name, Giantsbane.
"They call me Giantsbane. Want to know why?
I killed a giant when I was 10. Then I climbed right into bed with his wife.
When she woke up, you know what she did? Suckled me at her teat for three months.
Thought I was her baby. That's how I got so strong. Giant's milk." (Funny Line)
"They call me Giantsbane. Want to know why?
I killed a giant when I was 10. Then I climbed right into bed with his wife.
When she woke up, you know what she did? Suckled me at her teat for three months.
Thought I was her baby. That's how I got so strong. Giant's milk." (Funny Line)
46:04
(+3)
Tormund Giantsbane:
to Brienne: "I'm no King, but if I were, I'd knight you ten times over."
(Funny Line)
30:34
(+3)
Tyrion Lannister:
"You might be surprised at the lengths I'd go to avoid joining the Army of the Dead. I could think of no organization less suited to my talents."
(Funny Line)
submitted by ryanmcfarlane09 (approved!)
31:11
(+3)
Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion: "Maybe we should have stayed married."
Sansa: "You were the best of them."
Tyrion: "What a terrifying thought." (Funny Line)
Sansa: "You were the best of them."
Tyrion: "What a terrifying thought." (Funny Line)
submitted by ryanmcfarlane09 (approved!)
14:47
(+3)
Tormund Giantsbane:
Tormund demands Jon finish off his horn of wine in front of a celebratory crowd at the Feast of Winterfell.
Tormund: "We have to celebrate our victory."
Jon: "Vomiting is not celebrating."
Tormund: "...yes, it is." (Funny Line)
Tormund: "We have to celebrate our victory."
Jon: "Vomiting is not celebrating."
Tormund: "...yes, it is." (Funny Line)
15:42
(+3)
Jaime Lannister:
Jaime and Brienne play a drinking game of guesses.
Jaime: "You... are an only child."
Brienne: "I told you I was."
Jaime: "You didn't."
Brienne: "I did."
Jaime: "I surmised it." (Funny Line)
Jaime: "You... are an only child."
Brienne: "I told you I was."
Jaime: "You didn't."
Brienne: "I did."
Jaime: "I surmised it." (Funny Line)
25:24
(+3)
Jaime Lannister:
Brienne: "It's the first thing I learnt when I came to the North. Keep your fire going. Every time you leave the room, put more wood on."
Jaime: "... You know the first thing I learned in the North? I hate the fucking North." (Funny Line)
Jaime: "... You know the first thing I learned in the North? I hate the fucking North." (Funny Line)
38:50
(+3)
Tyrion Lannister:
ribbing Jaime on his new dedication to Brienne: "I'm happy. I'm happy that you're happy. I'm happy that you'll finally have to climb for it."
(Funny Line)
38:53
(+3)
Tyrion Lannister:
ribbing Jaime on his new dedication to Brienne: "Do you know how long I've waited to tell tall-person jokes?"
(Funny Line)
44:34
(+3)
Tyrion Lannister:
to Sansa: "My Lady. [long pause] ...'My Lord' is the standard response."
(Funny Line)
47:26
(+3)
Tormund Giantsbane:
Jon: "Rhaegal needs to heal. He doesn't need me weighing him down."
Tormund: "You weigh as much as two fleas fucking." (Witty Insult)
Tormund: "You weigh as much as two fleas fucking." (Witty Insult)
61:32
(+3)
Tyrion Lannister:
Varys: "He (Jon Snow) is a man, which makes him more appealing to the lords of Westeros, whose support we are going to need."
Tyrion: "Joffrey was a man. I don't think a cock is a true qualification, as I'm sure you'd agree." (Witty Insult)
Tyrion: "Joffrey was a man. I don't think a cock is a true qualification, as I'm sure you'd agree." (Witty Insult)
22:30
(+3)
Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion attempts to speak to the Unsullied guards.
"I drink to eat the skull keeper."
"I want to eat the skull keeper."
"I want to see the..."
Unsullied: "-we speak the Common Tongue." (Funny Line)
"I drink to eat the skull keeper."
"I want to eat the skull keeper."
"I want to see the..."
Unsullied: "-we speak the Common Tongue." (Funny Line)
23:41
(+3)
Jaime Lannister:
Tyrion: "Did you consider taking it (the golden hand) off?"
Jaime: "Cersei once called me the stupidest Lannister." (Funny Line)
Jaime: "Cersei once called me the stupidest Lannister." (Funny Line)
22:01
(+3)
Tyrion Lannister:
"I suppose there's a crude kind of justice. I betrayed my closest friend and watched him burn. Now Varys's ashes can tell my ashes: See, I told you."
(Funny Line)
58:18
(+3)
Tyrion Lannister:
Jon: "I don't expect we'll ever see each other again."
Tyrion: "I wouldn't be so sure. A few years as Hand of the King would make anyone want to piss off the edge of the world." (Funny Line)
Tyrion: "I wouldn't be so sure. A few years as Hand of the King would make anyone want to piss off the edge of the world." (Funny Line)
71:10
(+3)
Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion: "I once brought a jackass and a honeycomb into a brothel."
(Funny Line)
Glasses of Wine Consumed
34:50
(+5)
Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion drinks in front of the fireplace at Winterfell as he chats with Jaime. "I wish father were here."
(Glass of Wine Consumed)
36:08
(+5)
Jaime Lannister:
Tyrion raises a toast - "to the perils of self-betterment" and Jaime just gets his lips on the cup as Brienne and Podrick barge in.
(Glass of Wine Consumed)
38:27
(+5)
Tormund Giantsbane:
Tormund shotguns his entire horn of "giants' milk" as it pours down all over his beard to the dismay of Davos and others.
(Glass of Wine Consumed)
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45:50
(+5)
Jaime Lannister:
Jaime refills his cup as the fireplace crew talks about the sexism of knighthood in Westeros.
(Glass of Wine Consumed)
20:51
(+5)
Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion takes a swig from his wineskin after he realizes he has nothing to say to Sansa in the Winterfell crypts.
(Glass of Wine Consumed)
30:45
(+5)
Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion drinks from his second wineskin as Varys and Sansa tell him to give up hope of venturing upstairs and being useful for the battle.
(Glass of Wine Consumed)
49:12
(+5)
Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion drinks some liquid courage from his wineskin as the wights come bashing through to the crypt level.
(Glass of Wine Consumed)
9:50
(+5)
Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion drinks in the far background as Gendry scoots his way up the aisle.
(Glass of Wine Consumed)
9:52
(+5)
Jaime Lannister:
Jaime drinks as Gendry scoots past him and Brienne in the aisle.
(Glass of Wine Consumed)
12:24
(+5)
Jaime Lannister:
Brienne and Jaime share a drink at the Feast of Winterfell.
Jaime: "We've fought dead things and lived to talk about it.If this isn't the time to drink, when is?" (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Jaime: "We've fought dead things and lived to talk about it.If this isn't the time to drink, when is?" (Glass of Wine Consumed)
12:31
(+5)
Tormund Giantsbane:
Tormund glugs straight from the pitcher during the Feast of Winterfell.
(Glass of Wine Consumed)
submitted by fenrojas (approved!)
13:22
(+5)
Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion refills and drinks at the the refill station as he and Davos discuss the political drama to come. "We may have defeated them, but we still have us to contend with."
(Glass of Wine Consumed)
15:02
(+5)
Tormund Giantsbane:
Tormund drinks from his horn as the crowd toasts both Daenerys and Arya.
(Glass of Wine Consumed)
15:30
(+5)
Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion drinks at the table with Jaime and Brienne as they kick off their drinking game of guesses.
(Glass of Wine Consumed)
17:50
(+5)
Tyrion Lannister:
Brienne tells Tyrion he is wrong about his guess, and he is forced to drink.
(Glass of Wine Consumed)
25:41
(+5)
Jaime Lannister:
Jaime pours himself a cup and drinks in Brienne's bedchambers as he jealously questions her about Tormund Giantsbane.
(Glass of Wine Consumed)
39:01
(+5)
Tyrion Lannister:
Jaime and Tyrion drink after toasting to Jaime's new relationship with Brienne. "To climbing mountains."
(Glass of Wine Consumed)
39:01
(+5)
Jaime Lannister:
Jaime and Tyrion drink after toasting to Jaime's new relationship with Brienne. "To climbing mountains."
(Glass of Wine Consumed)
52:18
(+5)
Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion drinks in the ship's cabin while discussing the issue of Jon Snow's parentage with Varys.
(Glass of Wine Consumed)
61:30
(+5)
Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion drinks in the throne room at Dragonstone as he and Varys discuss how to reign in Daenerys.
(Glass of Wine Consumed)
Acts of Intercourse
Grey Worm gives Missandei one last kiss as he joins formation with the Unsullied.
(Act of Intercourse)
19:48
(+5)
Tormund Giantsbane:
After being spurned by Brienne, Tormund rebounds with a Northern girl who fancies him at the Feast of Winterfell.
Northern girl: " You can touch me. I'm not afraid of Wildlings."
Tormund: "Maybe you should be."
(Act of Intercourse)
Northern girl: " You can touch me. I'm not afraid of Wildlings."
Tormund: "Maybe you should be."
(Act of Intercourse)
27:20
(+5)
Jaime Lannister:
Jaime fumbles awkwardly in his first attempts at flirting with someone who is not a sibling, but ultimately succeeds in wooing Brienne with the 'ol "my it's quite hot in here".
(Act of Intercourse)
65:39
(+5)
Jaime Lannister:
Jaime sits brooding in front of the fireplace after a 2nd night with Brienne, reflecting on how one just can't go back to non-incest after hitting that high-grade sibling kush.
(Act of Intercourse)
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A Game of Thrones
8:07
(+1)
Bran Stark:
Bran sits in his wheelchair as he waits for Jon Snow and his entourage to arrive back to Winterfell.
(Basic Seat)
9:53
(+1)
Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion sits at the head table to the side of Sansa and Jon Snow, as they host the Northern Lords at Winterfell.
(Basic Seat)
10:22
(+1)
Bran Stark:
Bran sits in his wheelchair at the back corner of the court at Winterfell.
(Basic Seat)
15:27
(+1)
Bran Stark:
Bran sits in his wheelchair and stares at Tyrion from the mudy courtyard of Winterfell.
(Basic Seat)
41:17
(+1)
Samwell Tarly:
Sam scoots out of his library seat as he is startled by Daenerys and Jorah.
(Basic Seat)
43:47
(+1)
Bran Stark:
Bran continues to sit in his wheelchair as Samwell Tarly steps out into the courtyard.
(Basic Seat)
53:19
(+1)
Bran Stark:
Bran has apparently sat in his wheelchair overnight through a light snowstorm, finally seeing his expected old friend Jaime Lannister arrive to Winterfell.
(Basic Seat)
4:35
(+1)
Bran Stark:
Bran sits in his wheelchair at the Court of Winterfell.
Jaime: "We were at war. Everything I did, I did for my house and my family. i'd do it all again."
Bran: "The things we do for love." (Basic Seat)
Jaime: "We were at war. Everything I did, I did for my house and my family. i'd do it all again."
Bran: "The things we do for love." (Basic Seat)
10:59
(+1)
Bran Stark:
Bran sits in his wheelchair in the Godswood as he has a conversation with Jaime.
(Basic Seat)
27:17
(+1)
Bran Stark:
Bran sits in his wheelchair while the group plans for the Battle of Winterfell.
(Basic Seat)
30:43
(+1)
Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion sits down to hear Bran's story.
Bran: "It's a long story."
Tyrion: "If only we were in a castle, in the middle of winter with nowhere to go." (Basic Seat)
Bran: "It's a long story."
Tyrion: "If only we were in a castle, in the middle of winter with nowhere to go." (Basic Seat)
34:50
(+1)
Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion sits in a chair by the fireplace at Winterfell, chatting with Jaime. "I wish father were here."
(Basic Seat)
34:50
(+1)
Jaime Lannister:
Jaime sits in front of the fireplace in Winterfell with Tyrion.
(Basic Seat)
36:55
(+1)
Jaime Lannister:
Jaime sits back down on his chair after inviting their new guests around the fireplace.
(Basic Seat)
37:55
(+1)
Tormund Giantsbane:
Tormund sits down to regale the fireplace crew with the story of how he was named Giantsbane.
(Basic Seat)
51:06
(+1)
Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion sits as Davos declares "we're out of wine" to the fireplace crew.
(Basic Seat)
51:06
(+1)
Jaime Lannister:
Tyrion sits as Davos declares "we're out of wine" to the fireplace crew.
(Basic Seat)
51:10
(+1)
Tormund Giantsbane:
Tormund is sitting as Davos declares "we're out of wine" to the fireplace crew.
(Basic Seat)
3:10
(+1)
Bran Stark:
Bran is wheeled past Tyrion by Theon, as everyone inside Winterfell gets ready for battle.
(Basic Seat)
18:26
(+1)
Bran Stark:
Bran sits as he and Theon nervously watch the snowstorm rustle through the trees of the Godswood.
(Basic Seat)
62:16
(+1)
Bran Stark:
Bran continues to sit in his wheelchair in the Godswood, doing his mysterious warg thing and probably taking some sweet drone shots of the battle or something.
(Basic Seat)
71:54
(+1)
Bran Stark:
71 minutes into the episode, Bran continues to sit in the Godswood.
(Basic Seat)
4:44
(+1)
Bran Stark:
Bran sits in his wheelchair among the crowd as they pay their respects to the dead from the Battle of Winterfell.
(Basic Seat)
8:54
(+1)
Bran Stark:
Bran sits in his wheelchair behind the head table during the celebratory feast at Winterfell.
(Basic Seat)
8:54
(+1)
Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion sits at the head table during the celebratory feast at Winterfell.
(Basic Seat)
35:54
(+1)
Bran Stark:
Bran sits in his wheelchair in the background of Daenerys' war planning meeting.
(Basic Seat)
36:07
(+1)
Bran Stark:
Bran sits in a wheelchair in the Godswood during the Stark family intervention meeting with Jon.
(Basic Seat)
38:29
(+1)
Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion sits with Jaime in front of a fireplace in Winterfell, as Tyrion ribs Jaime on his newfound romance with Brienne.
(Basic Seat)
38:29
(+1)
Jaime Lannister:
Tyrion sits with Jaime in front of a fireplace in Winterfell, as Tyrion ribs Jaime on his newfound romance with Brienne.
(Basic Seat)
51:31
(+1)
Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion sits with Varys in the cabin below deck, discussing the secret of Jon's parentage.
(Basic Seat)
65:17
(+1)
Jaime Lannister:
Jaime sits on a chair in front of the fireplace after a 2nd night with Brienne, reflecting on how non-incest just doesn't really do it for him.
(Basic Seat)
44:12
(+1)
Bran Stark:
Bran is seated in his wheelchair as the Lords and Ladies of Westeros are seated in the Dragonpit for Tyrion Lannister's trial.
(Basic Seat)
48:01
(+1)
Samwell Tarly:
Sam sits and looks away awkwardly as Edmure Tully glances around the room for support.
(Basic Seat)
49:12
(+1)
Samwell Tarly:
Samwell sits back down as his proposal for a democracy is roundly rejected by the Lords and Ladies of Westeros.
(Basic Seat)
55:11
(+1)
Samwell Tarly:
Samwell sits back down after the Lords rise to anoint Bran as King of Six Kingdoms.
(Basic Seat)
60:36
(+3)
Bran Stark:
Bran is wheeled out to the King's Landing docks for the Starks' final farewell with Jon Snow
(Seat of Power)
66:08
(+3)
Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion tries out his seat in the Hand's chair before the Small Council meeting begins.
(Seat of Power)
67:01
(+3)
Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion hurriedly sits back into the Hand's chair as he hears the Small Council members enter the room.
(Seat of Power)
67:41
(+1)
Samwell Tarly:
Sam sits down at the Small Council meeting as Tyrion flips through the history tome of "A Song of Ice and Fire"
(Basic Seat)
68:39
(+3)
Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion returns to the Hand's seat after Bran arrives at the Small Council meeting.
(Seat of Power)
68:43
(+1)
Samwell Tarly:
Samwell reseats himself at the Small Council meeting after King Bran's arrival.
(Basic Seat)
69:49
(+1)
Samwell Tarly:
Samwell reseats himself at the Small Council meeting after King Bran's departure.
(Basic Seat)
69:51
(+3)
Tyrion Lannister:
Davos reseats himself in the Hand's chair at the Small Council meeting after King Bran's departure.
(Seat of Power)
Deaths
Dueling with Rhaegal and then Drogon in aerial combat, the Night King is thrown off Viserion's back and Viserion soon after has his neck snapped by Drogon.
(Death)
submitted by codyandrew77 (approved!)
The Night King shatters after Arya lands a hit to its stomach with her Valyrian steel dagger.
(Death)
73:43
(+5)
Jaime Lannister:
Jaime reassures Cersei in their final moments in the cellars of the Red Keep, as the castle collapses down around them.
"Nothing else matters. Nothing else matters. Only us." (Death)
"Nothing else matters. Nothing else matters. Only us." (Death)
11:53
(+2)
Jaime Lannister:
Tyrion finds Cersei's and Jaime's bodies in the rubble beneath the collapsed Red Keep
(Dead Body Appearance)
Special
15:27
(+3)
Bran Stark:
Not even the upper balcony is safe, as Tyrion endures a staredown from Bran who is stuck in the muddy courtyard of Winterfell.
(Special)
41:17
(+3)
Samwell Tarly:
Sam is reading a book in the Winterfell library as Daenerys and Jorah walk in.
(Special)
43:51
(+3)
Bran Stark:
Ravaged by news about the deaths of his family and in emotional turmoil, Samwell Tarly stumbles into the court of Winterfell to find Bran staring and waiting for him. Bran gives him a homework assignment.
(Special)
46:31
(+3)
Samwell Tarly:
Sam mentions the book he found out Jon's lineage from: "Bran and I worked it out. I have a High Septon's diary, and Bran has... whatever Bran has."
(Special)
submitted by dtsantise (approved!)
Ned Umber is impaled on the wall of his keep, surrounded by a spiral of bloody body parts.
(Special)
submitted by nyan (approved!)
53:19
(+3)
Bran Stark:
After trekking for weeks incognito to make it up to Winterfell, Jaime discovers Bran just sitting there and staring at him.
(Special)
25:55
(+3)
Tormund Giantsbane:
Tormund greets Jon with a bear tackle and calls him "My little Crow."
(Special)
submitted by nyan (approved!)
30:05
(+9)
Tormund Giantsbane:
Tormund gives the eye to Brienne during the battle planning meeting (3 seconds)
"We're all going to die... but at least we die together." (Special)
"We're all going to die... but at least we die together." (Special)
"I am loyal to my Queen. I will fight for her until her *enemies* are *defeated.*
(Special)
37:11
(+18)
Tormund Giantsbane:
Tormund stares at Brienne as he enters the fireplace room (6 cumulative seconds staring at Brienne). She stares back.
"It could be our last night in this world, you know?" (Special)
"It could be our last night in this world, you know?" (Special)
19:58
(+3)
Wight Army (Extras):
The wight who killed Eddison Tollet stares back at Sam with its blue eyes, and Sam runs in terror
(Special)
29:26
(+54)
Wight Army (Extras):
After Melisandre lights the trench, 18 wights stare back through the flames with their glowing blue eyes.
(Special)
submitted by brendan.hamme (approved!)
33:04
(+3)
Bran Stark:
The Night King is half an hour late and not responding to texts, so Bran wargs into a flock of ravens to scout out the battlefield and find out where he's at.
(Special)
42:08
(+3)
Wight Giants (extras):
A wight giant picks up the little Lyanna Mormont to raise her up to optimal eye-stabbing height.
(Special)
47:16
(+3)
Wight Army (Extras):
A wight continues to stare at Arya with its blue eyes after being stabbed in the library.
(Special)
59:45
(+21)
Wight Army (Extras):
The dead stare back at Jon as the Night King raises them back up.
(Special)
72:56
(+21)
Wight Army (Extras):
Seven sets of blue eyes stare through the weirwood tree to watch as Theon makes his final spear charge against the Night King
(Special)
19:05
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Tormund Giantsbane:
Tormund eagerly stares at Brienne as she excuses herself to take a piss. His 3-second gaze is unfortunately interrupted by Jaime.
(Special)
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49:21
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Samwell Tarly:
Samwell explains the birds and the bees to Jon.
Samwell: "There's only so many books a person can read, so we-"
Gilly: "I'm sure he knows how it happens, Sam." (Special)
Samwell: "There's only so many books a person can read, so we-"
Gilly: "I'm sure he knows how it happens, Sam." (Special)
23:37
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Jaime Lannister:
Jaime holds up his golden hand when Tyrion asks "how did they (Daenerys' forces) find you?"
(Special)
33:24
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Jaime Lannister:
Jaime waves his golden hand at the Lannister guards in futility, as the King's Landing gates close and lock Jaime outside.
(Special)
52:39
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Jaime Lannister:
Jaime uses the ancient martial art of throat-poking with his golden hand while fighting Euron Greyjoy.
(Special)
52:56
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Jaime Lannister:
Jaime bitch-slaps Euron across the face with his golden hand to escape from a chokehold.
(Special)
67:22
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Samwell Tarly:
Samwell places the tome, "A Song of Ice and Fire" in front of Tyrion at the Small Council meeting.
Tyrion: "What's this?"
Samwell: " A Song of Ice and Fire. Archmaester Ebrose's history of the wars following the death of King Robert. I helped him with the title." (Special)
Tyrion: "What's this?"
Samwell: " A Song of Ice and Fire. Archmaester Ebrose's history of the wars following the death of King Robert. I helped him with the title." (Special)
The Feels
42:22
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Samwell Tarly:
Sam hears the news of the deaths of his father Randyll and brother Dickon from the executioner herself.
Daenerys: "I offered to let him retain his lands and titles if he bent the knee. He refused."
Samwell: "Well at least I'll be allowed home again, now that my brother's the lord."
Daenerys: "Your brother stood with your father." (Sad Feels)
Daenerys: "I offered to let him retain his lands and titles if he bent the knee. He refused."
Samwell: "Well at least I'll be allowed home again, now that my brother's the lord."
Daenerys: "Your brother stood with your father." (Sad Feels)
50:39
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Tormund Giantsbane:
Edd and Tormund Giantsbane stumble upon each other at the Last Hearth.
Edd: "Stand back, he's got blue eyes!"
Tormund: "I've always had blue eyes!!" (Ridiculously Funny Moment)
Edd: "Stand back, he's got blue eyes!"
Tormund: "I've always had blue eyes!!" (Ridiculously Funny Moment)
53:29
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Jaime Lannister:
After riding anonymously for a fortnight to reach Winterfell, Jaime discovers Bran has been sitting in the courtyard waiting for his "old friend" the whole time.
(I've made a huge mistake.)
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25:52
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Tormund Giantsbane:
Tormund bear tackles Jon Snow in the courtyard as the Beyond-the-Wall gang reunites in Winterfell.
(Funny Line)
Grey Worm and Missandei make plans for summer vacation after the war is done.
Missandei: "My people are peaceful. We cannot protect ourselves."
Grey Worm: "My people are not peaceful. We will protect you." (Warm Fuzzy Moment)
Missandei: "My people are peaceful. We cannot protect ourselves."
Grey Worm: "My people are not peaceful. We will protect you." (Warm Fuzzy Moment)
34:25
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Samwell Tarly:
The three remaining Night's Watch members share some banter and reflect on their beginnings.
Samwell: "Think back to where we started. Us, Grenn, Pyp."
Jon: "Now it's just us three."
Edd: "Last man left, burn the rest of us." (Warm Fuzzy Moment)
Samwell: "Think back to where we started. Us, Grenn, Pyp."
Jon: "Now it's just us three."
Edd: "Last man left, burn the rest of us." (Warm Fuzzy Moment)
38:27
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Tormund Giantsbane:
Tormund shotguns his entire horn of "giants' milk" as it pours down all over his beard to the dismay of Davos and others.
(Ridiculously Funny Moment)
47:37
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Jaime Lannister:
Jaime knights Brienne of Tarth
"In the name of the Warrior, I charge you to be brave.
In the name of the Father, I charge you to be just.
In the name of the Mother, I charge you to defend the innocent.
Arise, Brienne of Tarth - a knight of the Seven Kingdoms." (Warm Fuzzy Moment)
"In the name of the Warrior, I charge you to be brave.
In the name of the Father, I charge you to be just.
In the name of the Mother, I charge you to defend the innocent.
Arise, Brienne of Tarth - a knight of the Seven Kingdoms." (Warm Fuzzy Moment)
50:17
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Samwell Tarly:
Jorah receives Heartsbane, the Tarly family sword from Samwell, as a remembrance to his father, the Lord Commander Jeor Mormont.
Samwell: "And I'd love to defend them with it. But I can't really hold it upright. Your father, he taught me how to be a man. How to do what's right. This is right." (Warm Fuzzy Moment)
Samwell: "And I'd love to defend them with it. But I can't really hold it upright. Your father, he taught me how to be a man. How to do what's right. This is right." (Warm Fuzzy Moment)
31:11
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Tyrion Lannister:
Sansa and Tyrion wax nostalgic to their King's Landing days, and all the trials they've endured since
Tyrion: "Maybe we should have stayed married."
Sansa: "You were the best of them." (Warm Fuzzy Moment)
Tyrion: "Maybe we should have stayed married."
Sansa: "You were the best of them." (Warm Fuzzy Moment)
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67:24
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Tyrion Lannister:
As the dead make their way into the Crypts, Sansa and Tyrion hide behind a tomb and share a tender moment. Tyrion kisses her hand as they pull out their weapons and join the fray.
(Warm Fuzzy Moment)
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16:44
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Tormund Giantsbane:
Tormund continually splashes wine EVERYWHERE as he regales the crowd with the legend of Jon Snow.
(Ridiculously Funny Moment)
19:48
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Tormund Giantsbane:
Tormund's heart is broken as he regales his story to Clegane. "And after all that, this fucker comes north and takes her from me. Just takes her, like that. I mean it, Clegane. My heart is broken."
(Sad Feels)
38:21
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Bran Stark:
Jon: *struggles internally with secret heritage*
Bran: "It's your choice."
Jon: "I need to tell you a secret. But you have to swear you can't tell anyone."
Sansa, Arya: "We swear it."
Jon: "Alright, here goes... Bran, tell 'em." (I've made a huge mistake.)
Bran: "It's your choice."
Jon: "I need to tell you a secret. But you have to swear you can't tell anyone."
Sansa, Arya: "We swear it."
Jon: "Alright, here goes... Bran, tell 'em." (I've made a huge mistake.)
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48:32
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Tormund Giantsbane:
Jon and Tormund say their final farewells, as Tormund leaves to take the Free Folk home beyond the Wall.
Tormund: "It isn't home. We need room to wander. I'll take them back through Castle Black as soon as the winter storms pass. Back where we belong." (Warm Fuzzy Moment)
Tormund: "It isn't home. We need room to wander. I'll take them back through Castle Black as soon as the winter storms pass. Back where we belong." (Warm Fuzzy Moment)
49:52
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Samwell Tarly:
Jon and Sam say their goodbyes at Winterfell.
Sam: "You're the best friend I ever had."
Jon: "You too, Sam." (Warm Fuzzy Moment)
Sam: "You're the best friend I ever had."
Jon: "You too, Sam." (Warm Fuzzy Moment)
56:50
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Jaime Lannister:
After two days of playing house with Brienne, Jaime receives news of the events in King's Landing and reflects on where his true passions lie.
"You think I'm a good man? I pushed a boy out a tower window, crippled him for life for Cersei. I strangled my cousin with my own hands just to get back to Cersei. I would have murdered every man, woman and child in Riverrun for Cersei. She's hateful. And so am I." (Sad Feels)
"You think I'm a good man? I pushed a boy out a tower window, crippled him for life for Cersei. I strangled my cousin with my own hands just to get back to Cersei. I would have murdered every man, woman and child in Riverrun for Cersei. She's hateful. And so am I." (Sad Feels)
65:09
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Jaime Lannister:
After two nights in bed with Brienne, Jaime lies awake and reflects on how non-incest just really doesn't do it for him.
(I've made a huge mistake.)
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12:40
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Tyrion Lannister:
Varys says his last words to Tyrion as he awaits his execution: "I hope I deserve it, truly I do. I hope I'm wrong. Goodbye, old friend."
(Sad Feels)
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22:30
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Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion attempts to speak to the Unsullied guards.
"I drink to eat the skull keeper."
"I want to eat the skull keeper."
"I want to see the..."
Unsullied: "-we speak the Common Tongue." (Ridiculously Funny Moment)
"I drink to eat the skull keeper."
"I want to eat the skull keeper."
"I want to see the..."
Unsullied: "-we speak the Common Tongue." (Ridiculously Funny Moment)
26:47
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Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion frees Jaime and the Lannister brothers say their goodbyes on the eve of the attack on King's Landing.
Tyrion: "You were the only one who didn't treat me like a monster. You were all I had." (Sad Feels)
Tyrion: "You were the only one who didn't treat me like a monster. You were all I had." (Sad Feels)
26:47
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Jaime Lannister:
Tyrion frees Jaime and the Lannister brothers say their goodbyes on the eve of the attack on King's Landing.
Tyrion: "You were the only one who didn't treat me like a monster. You were all I had." (Sad Feels)
Tyrion: "You were the only one who didn't treat me like a monster. You were all I had." (Sad Feels)
73:43
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Jaime Lannister:
Jaime reassures Cersei in their final moments in the cellars of the Red Keep, as the castle collapses down around them.
"Nothing else matters. Nothing else matters. Only us." (Sad Feels)
"Nothing else matters. Nothing else matters. Only us." (Sad Feels)
11:53
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Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion discovers the bodies of Jaime and Cersei buried beneath the rubble of the Red Keep.
(Sad Feels)
62:49
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Bran Stark:
The Starks share their farewells with Jon Snow before he is exiled off to the Night's Watch.
Jon: "I'm sorry I wasn't there when you needed me."
Bran: "You were exactly where you were supposed to be." (Warm Fuzzy Moment)
Jon: "I'm sorry I wasn't there when you needed me."
Bran: "You were exactly where you were supposed to be." (Warm Fuzzy Moment)
67:15
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Tyrion Lannister:
An exacerbated Tyrion reacts as the Small Council arrives and proceed to rearrange his carefully placed chairs.
(Ridiculously Funny Moment)
68:02
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Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion inquires about how history regards him in the Archmaester Ebrose's new historical tome, "A Song of Ice and Fire" - but is told by Samwell Tarly that he isn't actually mentioned in it.
(Ridiculously Funny Moment)
68:02
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Samwell Tarly:
Tyrion inquires about how history regards him in the Archmaester Ebrose's new historical tome, "A Song of Ice and Fire" - but is told by Samwell Tarly that he isn't actually mentioned in it.
(Ridiculously Funny Moment)