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Balerion Hodor (Public #1827)

Owner: gabegeleerd

3-3, 38 roto pts (#7)
Z-Score: -0.931 (percentile: 17.6%)
Weeks at #1: 0
Categories won:
Best Week: Episode 2: A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms (+12 roto points)
Team MVP: Tormund Giantsbane (picked #10, 157 points, 39.65% of team total)
Longest winstreak: W-3

Roster Stats

Character Drafted Total Kills Politics Insults Wine Sex Thrones Deaths Special Feels
Tormund Giantsbane
 #10 157 40 3 27 15 5 3 0 42 22
Sandor Clegane (The Hound)
 #7 155 72 6 15 25 0 0 10 9 18
Theon Greyjoy
 #26 79 46 6 0 0 0 0 7 0 20
Qyburn
 #23 5 0 0 0 0 0 0 5 0 0
Archmaester Ebrose
 #42 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Meera Reed
 #39 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Frances (Qyburn's dwarf underling)
 #58 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Olyvar
 #55 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Totals 396 158 15 42 40 5 3 22 51 60

Roster

charId Character Special
81
Sandor Clegane (The Hound)
* +1 point for scenes where he eats
* 2x multiplier for actions performed while confronted by fire
67
Tormund Giantsbane
* every mention of "killing Crows"
* every on-screen second he stares into Brienne's soul (rounded up)
72
Qyburn
* +1 point whenever he receives a new specimen for his experiments
* +1 politics point when reporting information from his "little birds"
61
Theon Greyjoy
+1 point for scenes where Theon refers to himself as "Reek"
+1 point when his missing manhood is referenced
13
Meera Reed
+1 every time she transports Bran
263
Archmaester Ebrose
+1 each time he asks a rhetorical questions he already knows the answer to
126
Olyvar
+1 point whenever he name-drops that the brothel "is Lord Petyr Baelish's establishment"
261
Frances (Qyburn's dwarf underling)
Kills
Episode 1: Winterfell
27:15 (+2) Theon Greyjoy:
Theon kills a member of Euron's crew as he leads a squad of Ironborn on a rescue mission to save his sister Yara Greyjoy. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
submitted by kevinreading66 (approved!)
27:34 (+2) Theon Greyjoy:
Theon throws an axe into the skull of the Ironborn soldier guarding Yara Greyjoy. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Episode 3: The Long Night
16:27 (+2) Tormund Giantsbane:
Tormund slashes a wight across the chest as Drogon rains down fire in teh background. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
16:29 (+2) Tormund Giantsbane:
Tormund knees a wight in the zombie balls as Drogon's fire rages around. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
18:12 (+4) Tormund Giantsbane:
Tormund slashes two wights before the snowstorm overwhelms the battlefield. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
19:00 (+6) Tormund Giantsbane:
Tormund slashes three wights. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
19:13 (+6) Sandor Clegane (The Hound):
The Hound hacks away at 3 wights with his dragonglass axe. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
21:46 (+4) Tormund Giantsbane:
Tormund cuts down a wight while telling the troops to fall back, then brings his axe down at a wight that attacks his leg. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
+ 1 more
24:44 (+2) Tormund Giantsbane:
Tormund slashes a wight as his group makes a running retreat back to Winterfell (Kill of Unnamed Character)
25:08 (+4) Sandor Clegane (The Hound):
Realizing he is in pursuit after Arya whizzes a flaming arrow right over his head, Sandor turns around and smashes a wight with his dragonglass axe. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
27:12 (+4) Tormund Giantsbane:
Tormund cuts down two wights. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
+ 1 more
27:14 (+2) Sandor Clegane (The Hound):
The Hound cuts down a spinning wight as he covers the group's retreat to Winterfell. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
27:38 (+2) Sandor Clegane (The Hound):
Clegane slashes down a wight as the phalanx of Unsullied escort Melisandre outside the Winterfell gate. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
28:14 (+2) Sandor Clegane (The Hound):
Sandor cuts down another wight as time frantically ticks down for the Red Woman's firestarters to work. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
28:19 (+2) Tormund Giantsbane:
Tormund cuts down a wight as Melisandre works to light the trench on fire. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
37:24 (+2) Sandor Clegane (The Hound):
Sandor brings his axe down on a wight as it attempts to scale the wall, sending it tumbling back down to the bottom. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
37:32 (+2) Tormund Giantsbane:
Tormund finds something to stab in the mostly empty ribcage of a wight climbing over the wall. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
50:52 (+4) Sandor Clegane (The Hound):
Clegane bashes in two wights as he, Arya, and Beric make their escape. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
+ 1 more
51:17 (+2) Sandor Clegane (The Hound):
Clegane fights off two wights, knocking out one's head and kicking another. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
+ 1 more
55:20 (+2) Theon Greyjoy:
Theon shoots down a wight with a flaming arrow as the Ironborn protect Bran in the Godswood. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
56:38 (+2) Tormund Giantsbane:
Tormund turns around to protect Gendry, kicking a wight off of their backs in the Winterfell courtyard. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
59:54 (+2) Tormund Giantsbane:
Tormund beheads a wight atop the castle walls. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
62:04 (+2) Theon Greyjoy:
Theon shoots down a charging wight in the Godswood. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
62:08 (+4) Theon Greyjoy:
Theon shoots down two more wights as they storm into the Godswood. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
+ 1 more
64:33 (+4) Tormund Giantsbane:
Tormund flails wildly and kills two wights as he and Gendry battle atop a mountain of wights and bodies. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
65:28 (+4) Theon Greyjoy:
Theon makes his last stand, killing two wights with his last two arrows. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
+ 1 more
65:43 (+10) Theon Greyjoy:
Making his last stand after running out of arrows, Theon bashes in a wight with his bow, and finds a spear to fend off four more wights. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
+ 1 more
67:54 (+2) Tormund Giantsbane:
Tormund cuts down a wight as he and Gendry fend off the horde atop a pile of bodies. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
69:00 (+6) Theon Greyjoy:
Theon cuts down three more wights as Bran's last defender in the Godswood. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
69:30 (+2) Tormund Giantsbane:
Tormund stabs down into the mound of wights. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
69:58 (+14) Theon Greyjoy:
Theon kills off 7 more wights in the final final stand in the Godswood. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Episode 5: The Bells
58:30 (+8) Sandor Clegane (The Hound):
Sandor deftly handles 4 of Cersei's Queensguard as he confronts her and his brother Gregor escaping the Red Keep. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
67:44 (+20) Sandor Clegane (The Hound):
Sandor tackles Gregor Clegane and carries him through the crumbling ruins of the Red Keep and into the burning city below. (Kill of Named Character)
67:44 (+20) Sandor Clegane (The Hound):
Sandor sacrifices himself to tackle Gregor Clegane, carrying the both of them tumbling through the crumbling ruins of the Red Keep and into the burning city below. (Kill of Named Character)
Political Wins
Episode 1: Winterfell
27:53 (+3) Theon Greyjoy:
After sneaking aboard Euron's ship, Theon frees his sister Yara. (New Follower/Prisoner)
29:07 (+3) Theon Greyjoy:
Yara: "You want to go to Wintefell. To fight for the Starks. Go. What is dead may never die."
Theon: "What is dead may never die." (House Words)
37:01 (+3) Sandor Clegane (The Hound):
Sandor receives a massive dragonglass battleaxe forged by Gendry, and thanks him with insults.
"You know who makes weapons for the Wildlings? Cripples and cocksuckers - which one are you?" (New Weapon)
Episode 4: The Last of the Starks
50:36 (+3) Tormund Giantsbane:
Jon gives charge of Ghost to Tormund, to take him back to his natural habitat north of the Wall. (New Follower/Prisoner)
Episode 5: The Bells
56:55 (+3) Sandor Clegane (The Hound):
Sandor reflects on the bitter end that revenge has brought him to, as he wards Arya away from following his same path.

Sandor: "She's dead. And you'll be dead too if you don't get out of here."
Arya: "I'm going to kill her."
Sandor: "You think you wanted revenge a long time? I've been after it all my life. It's all I care about. And look at me. Look at me! You wanna be like me? You come with me, you die here." (Convincing Argument)
Insults Delivered / Funny Lines
Episode 1: Winterfell
37:05 (+3) Sandor Clegane (The Hound):
Sandor thanks Gendry for his new battleaxe, forged from dragonglass.
"You know who makes weapons for the Wildlings? Cripples and cocksuckers - which one are you?" (Witty Insult)
37:42 (+3) Sandor Clegane (The Hound):
"You're a cold little bitch aren't you? I guess that's why you're still alive." (Witty Insult)
submitted by sweetsarah025 (approved!)
50:40 (+3) Tormund Giantsbane:
Eddison Tollet: "Stay back, he's got blue eyes!"
Tormund: "I've always had blue eyes!!!" (Funny Line)
Episode 2: A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms
26:42 (+3) Tormund Giantsbane:
"The big woman still here?" (Funny Line)
37:26 (+3) Tormund Giantsbane:
Tyrion: "Would you like a drink?"
Tormund: "Brought my own." [holds up horn of weird milk] (Funny Line)
37:35 (+3) Tormund Giantsbane:
The telephone game of Westerosi epithets makes its way to Tormund.
to Jaime: "They call you Kingkiller." (Funny Line)
38:27 (+3) Tormund Giantsbane:
Tormund tells the story of his name, Giantsbane.

"They call me Giantsbane. Want to know why?
I killed a giant when I was 10. Then I climbed right into bed with his wife.
When she woke up, you know what she did? Suckled me at her teat for three months.
Thought I was her baby. That's how I got so strong. Giant's milk." (Funny Line)
39:25 (+3) Sandor Clegane (The Hound):
to Arya: "You never used to shut up, now you're just sitting there like a mute." (Funny Line)
40:16 (+3) Sandor Clegane (The Hound):
As Beric walks by to interrupt the moment between Arya Stark and Sandor:

"Oh for fuck's sake - may as well be at a bloody wedding." (Funny Line)
40:47 (+3) Sandor Clegane (The Hound):
Beric Dondarrion: "The Lord of Light has brought us together all the same. This is his moment. When light-"
Sandor: "Thoros isn't here anymore, so I hope you're not about to give a sermon. Because if you are, the Lord of Light's gonna wonder why he brought you back 19 times just to watch you die when I chuck you over this fucking wall." (Threat)
46:04 (+3) Tormund Giantsbane:
to Brienne: "I'm no King, but if I were, I'd knight you ten times over." (Funny Line)
Episode 4: The Last of the Starks
14:47 (+3) Tormund Giantsbane:
Tormund demands Jon finish off his horn of wine in front of a celebratory crowd at the Feast of Winterfell.

Tormund: "We have to celebrate our victory."
Jon: "Vomiting is not celebrating."
Tormund: "...yes, it is." (Funny Line)
18:54 (+3) Tormund Giantsbane:
"Now, which one of you cowards shit in my pants?" (Funny Line)
47:26 (+3) Tormund Giantsbane:
Jon: "Rhaegal needs to heal. He doesn't need me weighing him down."
Tormund: "You weigh as much as two fleas fucking." (Witty Insult)
Glasses of Wine Consumed
Episode 2: A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms
38:27 (+5) Tormund Giantsbane:
Tormund shotguns his entire horn of "giants' milk" as it pours down all over his beard to the dismay of Davos and others. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
submitted by alicehanners (approved!)
38:53 (+5) Sandor Clegane (The Hound):
Sandor drinks from his wineskin atop the ramparts of Winterfell. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Episode 3: The Long Night
9:42 (+5) Sandor Clegane (The Hound):
The Hound takes a drink after admonishing Gendry for his thirst.

Gendry: "Look, it's not about that."
Sandor: "Of course it's about that, you twat. Why shouldn't it be? The dead are dead. You're not." (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Episode 4: The Last of the Starks
12:31 (+5) Tormund Giantsbane:
Tormund glugs straight from the pitcher during the Feast of Winterfell. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
submitted by fenrojas (approved!)
12:31 (+5) Sandor Clegane (The Hound):
Sandor takes a sip in the blurry background as Davos and Tyrion talk about Melisandre. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
15:02 (+5) Tormund Giantsbane:
Tormund drinks from his horn as the crowd toasts both Daenerys and Arya. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
20:24 (+5) Sandor Clegane (The Hound):
Clegane takes another bitter drink as growls at a Northern girl who attempts to hit on him. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
21:38 (+5) Sandor Clegane (The Hound):
Sandor drinks from his refill as he talks bluntly with Sansa about her experiences. "You've changed, little bird." (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Acts of Intercourse
Episode 4: The Last of the Starks
19:48 (+5) Tormund Giantsbane:
After being spurned by Brienne, Tormund rebounds with a Northern girl who fancies him at the Feast of Winterfell.

Northern girl: " You can touch me. I'm not afraid of Wildlings."
Tormund: "Maybe you should be."
(Act of Intercourse)
A Game of Thrones
Episode 2: A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms
37:55 (+1) Tormund Giantsbane:
Tormund sits down to regale the fireplace crew with the story of how he was named Giantsbane. (Basic Seat)
44:38 (+1) Tormund Giantsbane:
Tormund and the fireplace crew continue sitting. (Basic Seat)
51:10 (+1) Tormund Giantsbane:
Tormund is sitting as Davos declares "we're out of wine" to the fireplace crew. (Basic Seat)
Deaths
Episode 3: The Long Night
63:23 (+5) Theon Greyjoy:
Theon is impaled by a spear shard after one last valiant charge against the Night King.

Bran: "Theon. You're a good man. Thank you." (Death)
Episode 4: The Last of the Starks
4:04 (+2) Theon Greyjoy:
Theon lies atop a funeral pyre after the battle of Winterfell, as Sansa says goodbye. (Dead Body Appearance)
Episode 5: The Bells
59:09 (+5) Qyburn:
Qyburn is bashed in against the rubble of the Red Keep and flung to his death by the Mountain, as he vainly commands Ser Gregor to stay by Queen Cersei's side. (Death)
67:44 (+10) Sandor Clegane (The Hound):
Sandor sacrifices himself to tackle Gregor Clegane, carrying the both of them tumbling through the crumbling ruins of the Red Keep and into the burning city below. (Death)
Special
Episode 2: A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms
25:55 (+3) Tormund Giantsbane:
Tormund greets Jon with a bear tackle and calls him "My little Crow." (Special)
submitted by nyan (approved!)
30:05 (+9) Tormund Giantsbane:
Tormund gives the eye to Brienne during the battle planning meeting (3 seconds)

"We're all going to die... but at least we die together." (Special)
37:11 (+18) Tormund Giantsbane:
Tormund stares at Brienne as he enters the fireplace room (6 cumulative seconds staring at Brienne). She stares back.
"It could be our last night in this world, you know?" (Special)
Episode 4: The Last of the Starks
9:20 (+3) Sandor Clegane (The Hound):
Sandor scoops at a shepherd's pie in his bowl during the Feast of Winterfell. (Special)
9:21 (+3) Sandor Clegane (The Hound):
Sandor scoops at a shepherd's pie in his bowl during the Feast of Winterfell, in a strong foreshadowing to the Cleganebowl that was Promised. (Special)
submitted by conor_finlay (approved!)
19:05 (+12) Tormund Giantsbane:
Tormund eagerly stares at Brienne as she excuses herself to take a piss. His 3-second gaze is unfortunately interrupted by Jaime. (Special)
submitted by conor_finlay (approved!)
42:47 (+3) Sandor Clegane (The Hound):
Sandor chews on a piece of jerky as he rides solo out of Winterfell. (Special)
The Feels
Episode 1: Winterfell
29:17 (+5) Theon Greyjoy:
Theon and Yara share an embrace before they part ways to fight their separate parts of the war.
Yara: "You want to go to Wintefell. To fight for the Starks. Go. What is dead may never die."
Theon: "What is dead may never die."
Yara: "But kill the bastards anyway." (Warm Fuzzy Moment)
50:39 (+3) Tormund Giantsbane:
Edd and Tormund Giantsbane stumble upon each other at the Last Hearth.

Edd: "Stand back, he's got blue eyes!"
Tormund: "I've always had blue eyes!!" (Ridiculously Funny Moment)
Episode 2: A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms
23:25 (+5) Theon Greyjoy:
Theon and Sansa share a heartfelt hug as he returns to the North with his Ironborn.

"I want to fight for Winterfell, Lady Sansa. If you'll have me." (Warm Fuzzy Moment)
25:52 (+3) Tormund Giantsbane:
Tormund bear tackles Jon Snow in the courtyard as the Beyond-the-Wall gang reunites in Winterfell. (Funny Line)
38:27 (+3) Tormund Giantsbane:
Tormund shotguns his entire horn of "giants' milk" as it pours down all over his beard to the dismay of Davos and others. (Ridiculously Funny Moment)
39:25 (+5) Sandor Clegane (The Hound):
Arya and the Hound share a drink atop the ramparts of Winterfell.

Arya: "No, I mean, what are you doing up here? You joined the Brotherhood. You went beyond the Wall with Jon. You're here now. Why? When was the last time you fought for anyone but yourself?"
Sandor: "I fought for you, didn't I?" (Warm Fuzzy Moment)
Episode 3: The Long Night
32:36 (+5) Theon Greyjoy:
Bran to Theon: "Everything you did brought you where you are now. Where you belong. Home." (Warm Fuzzy Moment)
submitted by brendan.hamme (approved!)
71:14 (+5) Theon Greyjoy:
Bran: "Theon. You're a good man. Thank you." (Warm Fuzzy Moment)
submitted by nyan (approved!)
Episode 4: The Last of the Starks
11:36 (+3) Sandor Clegane (The Hound):
Sandor continues to sit and eat throughout all the various celebratory toasts for Gendry, Arya, and other heroes of the Battle of Winterfell. (Ridiculously Funny Moment)
16:44 (+3) Tormund Giantsbane:
Tormund continually splashes wine EVERYWHERE as he regales the crowd with the legend of Jon Snow. (Ridiculously Funny Moment)
19:48 (+5) Tormund Giantsbane:
Tormund's heart is broken as he regales his story to Clegane. "And after all that, this fucker comes north and takes her from me. Just takes her, like that. I mean it, Clegane. My heart is broken." (Sad Feels)
22:07 (+5) Sandor Clegane (The Hound):
Sandor Clegane and Sansa talk about their long journeys and roads not taken.

Sandor: " You've changed, Little Bird. None of it would have happened if you'd left King's Landing with me. No Littlefinger, no Ramsay none of it."
Sansa: "Without Littlefinger, and Ramsay, and the rest... I would have stayed a Little Bird all my life." (Warm Fuzzy Moment)
48:32 (+5) Tormund Giantsbane:
Jon and Tormund say their final farewells, as Tormund leaves to take the Free Folk home beyond the Wall.

Tormund: "It isn't home. We need room to wander. I'll take them back through Castle Black as soon as the winter storms pass. Back where we belong." (Warm Fuzzy Moment)
Episode 5: The Bells
56:55 (+5) Sandor Clegane (The Hound):
Sandor reflects on the bitter end that revenge has brought him to, as he wards Arya away from following his same path.

Sandor: "She's dead. And you'll be dead too if you don't get out of here."
Arya: "I'm going to kill her."
Sandor: "You think you wanted revenge a long time? I've been after it all my life. It's all I care about. And look at me. Look at me! You wanna be like me? You come with me, you die here." (Sad Feels)