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Matchup: Real Housewenches of the Seven Kingdoms vs Theon's Sausage Company for Ep 6 | Fantasora

Matchup: Real Housewenches of the Seven Kingdoms vs Theon's Sausage Company for Ep 6

House Hamilton Season 5

Real Housewenches of the Seven Kingdoms (autouser)

Character Drafted Total Kills Politics Insults Wine Sex Thrones Deaths Special Feels
Ellaria Sand
The former paramour of Prince Oberyn. She is also the mother of several of his bastard children, known as the Sand Snakes.
#23 3 0 3 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Obara Sand
One of Prince Oberyn Martell's bastard children, known as the Sand Snakes.
#39 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Melisandre
A Red Priestess from Asshai, she is a close advisor to Stannis.
#7 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Nymeria Sand
One of Oberyn Martell's bastards, known as Sand Snakes.
#26 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Walder Frey
The elderly Lord of the Twins and now Lord of Riverrun after his betrayal of Robb Stark and the Northern forces.
#74 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Myranda
A servant of Ramsay Bolton.
#42 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Margaery Tyrell
The daughter of Mace Tyrell, head of House Tyrell. Betrothed to King Tommen, she is the queen-to-be and active in the politics of King's Landing.
#10 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Fat Walda Frey
One of Walder Frey's daughters - she is married to Roose Bolton.
#55 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Maggy
A fortune teller who lives in Lannisport.
#58 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Lollys Stokeworth
The second daughter of House Stokeworth. She is betrothed to Bronn via an arrangement by Cersei Lannister, to convince him from fighting for Tyrion Lannister in his trial by combat.
#71 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Totals 3 0 3 0 0 0 0 0 0 0

Theon's Sausage Company (coconnor723)

Character Drafted Total Kills Politics Insults Wine Sex Thrones Deaths Special Feels
Tyrion Lannister
The third of the Lannister children. After losing his trial for the murder of King Joffrey, he has escaped prison and fled King's Landing.
#3 6 0 3 3 0 0 0 0 0 0
Bronn
A former sellsword, who has risen through the ranks of nobility thanks to his fighting skills and work for the Lannisters. He is arranged to marry Lollys Stokeworth, and eventually inherit a lordship and castle of his own.
#19 5 2 0 3 0 0 0 0 0 0
Olyvar
A former prostitute, Olyvar now manages Littlefinger's brothels while he is away in the Eyrie.
#35 3 0 3 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Tyene Sand
One of Oberyn Martell's bastard children, known as the Sand Snakes.
#30 2 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Varamyr Sixskins
legacy character - does not appear in S5
#78 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Melara Hetherspoon
A childhood friend of Cersei Lannister.
#51 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Trystane Martell
Prince Doran Martell's son, and heir to Dorne. He is betrothed to Myrcella Baratheon.
#67 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
The Lord of Bones (Rattleshirt)
A fearsome Wildling raider, who wears a giant's skull for a helmet and a coat of armor made of bones.
#46 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Clea
Volantene courtesan who meets Tyrion Lannister.
#62 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Daario Naharis
Leader of the Second Sons, a sellsword company who broke their contract and now sides with Daenerys.
#14 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Totals 16 4 6 6 0 0 0 0 0 0

Kills
32:58 (+2) Bronn:
Bronn knocks out Trystane Martell after he reaches for his sword. (Minor Injury of Named Character)
34:09 (+2) Tyene Sand:
Tyene manages to slash Bronn on the arm with her dagger, just before Areo Hotah and the Dornish guards arrive. (Minor Injury of Named Character)
Political Wins
21:27 (+3) Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion convinces the slave trader Malko to spare his life for the time being, instead of slitting his throat and chopping off his cock. "You can't just hand a dried cock to a merchant and expect him to pay for it! He has to know it came from a dwarf. And how could he know unless he sees the dwarf?" (Politics - uncategorized)
31:28 (+3) Ellaria Sand:
"Unbowed. Unbent. Unbroken. For Oberyn." (Politics - uncategorized)
41:43 (+3) Olyvar:
Olyvar betrays Loras Tyrell, exposing his homosexuality to the High Sparrow's inquest.
High Sparrow: "And what occurred in his chamber?"
Olyvar: "We engaged in intimate relations."
High Sparrow: "You lay with him?"
Olyvar: "That night and many others." (Politics - uncategorized)
Insults Delivered / Funny Lines
21:27 (+3) Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion: "You can't just hand a dried cock to a merchant and expect him to pay for it! He has to know it came from a dwarf. And how could he know unless he sees the dwarf?"
Slave trader: "It will be a dwarf-sized cock."
Tyrion: "Guess again." (Funny Line)
30:58 (+3) Bronn:
Bronn: "And once we've got the princess, then what?"
Jaime: "I like to improvise."
Bronn: "That explains the golden hand." (Witty Insult)