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Matchup: Theon's Sausage Company vs Stannis the Mannis for Ep 9 | Fantasora

Matchup: Theon's Sausage Company vs Stannis the Mannis for Ep 9

House Hamilton Season 5

Theon's Sausage Company (coconnor723)

Character Drafted Total Kills Politics Insults Wine Sex Thrones Deaths Special Feels
Daario Naharis
Leader of the Second Sons, a sellsword company who broke their contract and now sides with Daenerys.
#14 27 18 0 6 0 0 0 0 3 0
Tyrion Lannister
The third of the Lannister children. After losing his trial for the murder of King Joffrey, he has escaped prison and fled King's Landing.
#3 11 2 0 9 0 0 0 0 0 0
Trystane Martell
Prince Doran Martell's son, and heir to Dorne. He is betrothed to Myrcella Baratheon.
#67 10 2 3 0 5 0 0 0 0 0
Bronn
A former sellsword, who has risen through the ranks of nobility thanks to his fighting skills and work for the Lannisters. He is arranged to marry Lollys Stokeworth, and eventually inherit a lordship and castle of his own.
#19 3 0 0 3 0 0 0 0 0 0
The Lord of Bones (Rattleshirt)
A fearsome Wildling raider, who wears a giant's skull for a helmet and a coat of armor made of bones.
#46 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 0
Varamyr Sixskins
legacy character - does not appear in S5
#78 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Tyene Sand
One of Oberyn Martell's bastard children, known as the Sand Snakes.
#30 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Olyvar
A former prostitute, Olyvar now manages Littlefinger's brothels while he is away in the Eyrie.
#35 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Clea
Volantene courtesan who meets Tyrion Lannister.
#62 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Melara Hetherspoon
A childhood friend of Cersei Lannister.
#51 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Totals 52 22 3 18 5 0 0 1 3 0

Stannis the Mannis (mrleegis92)

Character Drafted Total Kills Politics Insults Wine Sex Thrones Deaths Special Feels
Hizdahr zo Loraq
A son of one of the Meereenese slave masters - he appears in Daenerys' court to ask for his fathers body, after Daenerys crucifies all of the slavers in Meereen.
#53 10 0 0 0 0 0 0 10 0 0
Alliser Thorne
Formerly the master-of-arms at Castle Black, Thorne now serves as acting Lord Commander of the Night's Watch in the absence of Lord Commander Mormont.
#37 3 0 0 3 0 0 0 0 0 0
Arya Stark
The youngest of the Stark girls. She travels to Braavos to seek Jaqen H'gar.
#5 3 0 3 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Mance Rayder
A former member of the Night's Watch, Mance leads a united Wildling army as the King Beyond the Wall. Following the Battle at Castle Black however, his forces were defeated and he was captured by Stannis Baratheon.
#76 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 0
High Sparrow
Leader of the Sparrows, a religious movement within the Faith of the Seven.
#21 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Kevan Lannister
The younger brother of Tywin Lannister, Lord of Casterly Rock. He serves as a loyal advisor.
#44 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Yezzan zo Qaggaz (slave trader)
A slave trader from Yunkai.
#60 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Davos Seaworth
A former smuggler, Ser Davos is now a knight serving Stannis Baratheon, and one of his most trusted advisors, though he is often at odds with the Red Priestess Melisandre.
#28 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Brown Ben Plumm
 #69 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Brienne of Tarth
A skilled fighter and heir to House Tarth. A sworn sword to the late Catelyn Stark, she continues her mission to ensure the safety of the Stark girls.
#12 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Totals 17 0 3 3 0 0 0 11 0 0

Kills
16:54 (+2) Trystane Martell:
Trystane orders Areo Hotah to return an elbow to Bronn's face in light-hearted retribution, as his punishment for the "fleabite" Bronn gave to him in the Water Gardens. (Minor Injury of Named Character)
44:46 (+4) Daario Naharis :
Daario kills two Sons of the Harpy as they reveal themselves and try to attack Daenerys. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
45:11 (+2) Daario Naharis :
Daario kills another Son of the Harpy while defending Daenerys in the fighting pit gallery. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
45:39 (+2) Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion picks a dagger up from the ground and slits the throat of a Son of the Harpy who attempts to attack Missandei. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
47:18 (+8) Daario Naharis :
Daario cuts down four enemies as Daenerys' group becomes encircled by the Sons of the Harpy mob. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
49:13 (+2) Daario Naharis :
Daario slices a Son of the Harpy with his arakh in the middle of the fighting pits. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
49:46 (+2) Daario Naharis :
Daario throws his dagger into the stomach of a spear-wielding Son of the Harpy. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Political Wins
13:47 (+3) Trystane Martell:
Doran secures a seat on the Small Council for his son Trystane.
Doran Martell: "My brother was named to the Small Council before his death. Your father understood the importance of keeping Dorne in the fold. With Oberyn gone, Trystane will take his place on the small council."
Jaime Lannister: "You have my word." (Politics - uncategorized)
24:27 (+3) Arya Stark:
Arya discovers Ser Meryn's pedophilic sexual tastes. (Politics - uncategorized)
Insults Delivered / Funny Lines
7:03 (+3) Alliser Thorne:
to Jon: "You have a good heart, Jon Snow. It'll get us all killed." (Witty Insult)
16:43 (+3) Bronn:
Jaime Lannister: "Prince Trystane here is a man of mercy. He's agreed to grant you your freedom."
Bronn: "I'm glad to hear it. Pie looks good." (Funny Line)
37:54 (+3) Daario Naharis :
Daario talks about his history in the fighting pits: "But the pile of angry muscles (strong and slow pit fighters) never had any muscles here, or... *points dagger at Hizdahr's head* here. And the big men were always too slow to stop my dagger from going where their muscles weren't."

Read more at: http://transcripts.foreverdreaming.org/viewtopic.php?f=67&t=18722 (Witty Insult)
38:21 (+3) Tyrion Lannister:
Hizdahr zo Loraq: "You don't approve (of the fighting pits)?"
Tyrion: "There's always been more than enough death in the world for my taste. I can do without it in my leisure time." (Funny Line)
38:56 (+3) Tyrion Lannister:
Hizdahr zo Loraq, as the dead pit fighter is dragged away: "That... is a vital part of the great city of Meereen, which existed long before you or I, and will remain standing long after we have returned to the dirt."
Tyrion: "My father would have liked you." (Witty Insult)
39:36 (+3) Tyrion Lannister:
to Hizdahr zo Loraq: "Well said. You're an eloquent man. Doesn't mean you're wrong. In my experience, eloquent men are right every bit as often as imbeciles." (Witty Insult)
40:13 (+3) Daario Naharis :
Hizdahr zo Loraq: "Your Grace-"
Daario: "Shut your mouth." (Threat)
Glasses of Wine Consumed
16:57 (+5) Trystane Martell:
Trystane drinks after Areo Hotah carries out his order to knock out Bronn with his elbow. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Deaths
45:30 (+10) Hizdahr zo Loraq:
Hizdahr is stabbed to death by the Sons of the Harpy as they mount an attack on the fighting pits. (Death)
+1 for Mance Rayder, +1 for The Lord of Bones (Rattleshirt)
Special
38:00 (+3) Daario Naharis :
Daario stares dreamily into Daenerys' eyes while talking about his past as a pit fighter: "Yes, whenever I saw a beast like that one standing across from me making his beast faces, I knew I could rest easy." (Special)