Matchup: Oh my warg vs Grey Worm Gets His Sully Back for Ep 1

Oh my warg (tbeckaa)

Character	Drafted	Total	Kills	Politics	Insults	Thrones	Feels
Theon Greyjoy	#25	15	4	6	0	0	5
Tyrion Lannister	#5	10	0	0	9	1	0
Sandor Clegane (The Hound)	#16	9	0	3	6	0	0
Quaithe	#45	0	0	0	0	0	0
Melisandre	#36	0	0	0	0	0	0
Totals		34	4	9	15	1	5

Grey Worm Gets His Sully Back (chrisoconn)

Character	Drafted	Total	Politics	Insults	Wine	Sex	Thrones	Special
Cersei Lannister	#6	28	6	3	5	5	6	3
Wight Army (Extras)	#15	0	0	0	0	0	0	0
Grey Worm	#26	0	0	0	0	0	0	0
Greasy-haired White Walkers This is a clean-shaven White Walker with long greasy hair, one f the Night King's lieutenants. He was present at the dragon battle at the Frozen Lake.	#46	0	0	0	0	0	0	0
Qyburn	#35	0	0	0	0	0	0	0
Totals		28	6	3	5	5	6	3

Kills

27:15 (+2) Theon Greyjoy:

Theon kills a member of Euron's crew as he leads a squad of Ironborn on a rescue mission to save his sister Yara Greyjoy. (Kill of Unnamed Character)

submitted by kevinreading66 (approved!)

Original submission: "Theon and his team board the boat to save Yara, 4 arrows are used to kill people working on the boat. The camera then cuts to Theon and his team with Theon at the front with his bow and arrow cocked, surely he deserves some points for these kills?"

There were actually 5 kills and on-screen we see a squad of 4 (including Theon). Given the scenario I've scored 1 for Theon (Euron's men were killed in quick succession, so presumably they all landed their shots).

For future references, I *would* say this is a bit of a grey(joy) area, with the fudged assumption that they didn't have time to reload much, so Theon must've landed his first shot. If there were 5 arrow kills and Theon had boarded with 20 goodmen, I don't think he would have gotten any points. Similar for 200 arrow kills and 20 men shooting, or if we saw arrows flying around and missing. These scenarios would put enough plausibility that Theon did not land his shots.

The scoring criteria wants to see strong attribution happen on-screen, else we have submissions like "Tormund and Jon were like 2/10 of soldiers in the Battle of Bastards at this point and there's a pile of 150 bodies around them, clearly they did 20% of those kills". It ends up cheapening the points for legitimate kills the characters do 1:1. -nyan

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Also so much for having a crew of elite mutes who can't warn each other in the event of a surprise attack, eh Euron? -nyan

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27:34 (+2) Theon Greyjoy:

Theon throws an axe into the skull of the Ironborn soldier guarding Yara Greyjoy. (Kill of Unnamed Character)

Political Wins

20:34 (+3) Cersei Lannister:

Cersei gains the sellsword services of the Golden Company.
Cersei: "In any event, you are most welcome here in King's Landing, Captain Strickland."
Harry Stickland: "We look forward to fighting on your behalf, Your Grace." (Acquire a New Castle/City/Army/Loot)

20:34 (+3) Cersei Lannister:

Along with the Golden Company, Cersei gains their Captain Harry Strickland as a follower. (New Follower/Prisoner)

27:53 (+3) Theon Greyjoy:

After sneaking aboard Euron's ship, Theon frees his sister Yara. (New Follower/Prisoner)

29:07 (+3) Theon Greyjoy:

Yara: "You want to go to Wintefell. To fight for the Starks. Go. What is dead may never die."
Theon: "What is dead may never die." (House Words)

37:01 (+3) Sandor Clegane (The Hound):

Sandor receives a massive dragonglass battleaxe forged by Gendry, and thanks him with insults.
"You know who makes weapons for the Wildlings? Cripples and cocksuckers - which one are you?" (New Weapon)

Insults Delivered / Funny Lines

6:22 (+3) Tyrion Lannister:

to Varys as they arrive in a frigid Winterfell: "You should consider yourself lucky. At least your balls won't freeze off." (Funny Line)

25:23 (+3) Cersei Lannister:

"I wanted those elephants." (Funny Line)

29:51 (+3) Tyrion Lannister:

Varys (observing banners): "The Karstarks."
Tyrion: "One of the better sigils. Beats an onion, anyway." (Funny Line)

30:59 (+3) Tyrion Lannister:

Varys: "Jon and Daenerys don't want to listen to lonely old men."
Tyrion: "I'm not that old... not as old as him (Davos Seaworth)." (Funny Line)

37:05 (+3) Sandor Clegane (The Hound):

Sandor thanks Gendry for his new battleaxe, forged from dragonglass.
"You know who makes weapons for the Wildlings? Cripples and cocksuckers - which one are you?" (Witty Insult)

37:42 (+3) Sandor Clegane (The Hound):

"You're a cold little bitch aren't you? I guess that's why you're still alive." (Witty Insult)

submitted by sweetsarah025 (approved!)

Glasses of Wine Consumed

25:43 (+5) Cersei Lannister:

Cersei sips from her glass while Euron asks her about his performance in bed. (Glass of Wine Consumed)

Acts of Intercourse

25:25 (+5) Cersei Lannister:

Cersei chats with Euron after a romp in her chambers. (Act of Intercourse)

A Game of Thrones

9:53 (+1) Tyrion Lannister:

Tyrion sits at the head table to the side of Sansa and Jon Snow, as they host the Northern Lords at Winterfell. (Basic Seat)

19:58 (+5) Cersei Lannister:

Cersei greets the captain of the Golden Company, Harry Strickland, from the Iron Throne. (Iron Throne)

25:32 (+1) Cersei Lannister:

Cersei sits down with a glass of wine in her bedchambers after her session with Euron Greyjoy. (Basic Seat)

Special

25:53 (+3) Cersei Lannister:

Euron: "How do I compare? To the fat king."
Cersei: "Robert had a different whore every night, but he still didn't know his way around a woman's body."
Euron: "And the Kingslayer?" (Special)

The Feels

29:17 (+5) Theon Greyjoy:

Theon and Yara share an embrace before they part ways to fight their separate parts of the war.
Yara: "You want to go to Wintefell. To fight for the Starks. Go. What is dead may never die."
Theon: "What is dead may never die."
Yara: "But kill the bastards anyway." (Warm Fuzzy Moment)

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