Matchup: House of snark vs Tarth Vader for Ep 5
House Dev for the Throne
Kills
Grey Worm throws his spear through the back of a fleeing Captain Strickland, as the Unsullied forces rout the remains of the Golden Company and charge the King's Landing gate.
(Kill of Named Character)
Grey Worm spears a Lannister soldier as the Northern forces march their way into King's Landing.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
Jon strikes down a Lannister soldier as the Northern forces march their way into King's Landing.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
Grey Worm throws a spear through the heart of a surrendered Lannister soldier, following his Queen's lead to raze the city and take no prisoners.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
Jon cuts down a Lannister soldier in the chaos after the Northern forces attack the surrendered Lannister army.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
Jon cuts down two more Lannister soldiers in the chaos after the Northern forces attack the surrendered Lannister army.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
Grey Worm goes on a 9-soldier killing spree as he mows down Lannister soldiers with his spear in the fracas after their surrender.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
Grey Worm spears 4 more soldiers as the fight against the Lannister soldiers continue.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
Jon kills two more Lannister soldiers while pleading for his own soldiers to stop the attack.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
Jon kills another Lannister soldier while continuing to tell people to stop killing the Lannister soldiers. 🤷
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
Political Wins
22:58
(+3)
Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion speaks his way past the Unsullied guards stationed outside of Jaime's tent
Unsullied: "We have orders to guard the prisoner."
Tyrion: "Ordered by whom, the Queen herself?"
Unsullied: "No."
Tyrion: "Well, in that case, as Hand of the Queen, I outrank whomever gave your order, probably by quite a lot." (Convincing Argument)
Unsullied: "We have orders to guard the prisoner."
Tyrion: "Ordered by whom, the Queen herself?"
Unsullied: "No."
Tyrion: "Well, in that case, as Hand of the Queen, I outrank whomever gave your order, probably by quite a lot." (Convincing Argument)
25:57
(+3)
Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion convinces Jaime to undertake the covert mission to smuggle Cersei out of King's Landing and escape to a new life.
"Do it. If you don't, you'll never see Cersei again." (Convincing Argument)
"Do it. If you don't, you'll never see Cersei again." (Convincing Argument)
26:21
(+3)
Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion unlocks Jaime's chains and frees him, sending him on a covert mission to rescue Cersei and end the war before Daenerys destroys the city.
"Tens of thousands of innocent lives. One not particularly innocent dwarf. Seems like a fair trade." (Act of Betrayal)
"Tens of thousands of innocent lives. One not particularly innocent dwarf. Seems like a fair trade." (Act of Betrayal)
Insults Delivered / Funny Lines
21:26
(+3)
Davos Seaworth:
Tyrion: "Davos, I need to ask you a favor. You're the greatest smuggler alive, aren't you."
Davos: "I'm not going to like this favor, am I?" (Funny Line)
Davos: "I'm not going to like this favor, am I?" (Funny Line)
22:30
(+3)
Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion attempts to speak to the Unsullied guards.
"I drink to eat the skull keeper."
"I want to eat the skull keeper."
"I want to see the..."
Unsullied: "-we speak the Common Tongue." (Funny Line)
"I drink to eat the skull keeper."
"I want to eat the skull keeper."
"I want to see the..."
Unsullied: "-we speak the Common Tongue." (Funny Line)
The Feels
12:40
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Tyrion Lannister:
Varys says his last words to Tyrion as he awaits his execution: "I hope I deserve it, truly I do. I hope I'm wrong. Goodbye, old friend."
(Sad Feels)
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22:30
(+3)
Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion attempts to speak to the Unsullied guards.
"I drink to eat the skull keeper."
"I want to eat the skull keeper."
"I want to see the..."
Unsullied: "-we speak the Common Tongue." (Ridiculously Funny Moment)
"I drink to eat the skull keeper."
"I want to eat the skull keeper."
"I want to see the..."
Unsullied: "-we speak the Common Tongue." (Ridiculously Funny Moment)
26:47
(+15)
Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion frees Jaime and the Lannister brothers say their goodbyes on the eve of the attack on King's Landing.
Tyrion: "You were the only one who didn't treat me like a monster. You were all I had." (Sad Feels)
Tyrion: "You were the only one who didn't treat me like a monster. You were all I had." (Sad Feels)