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Matchup: House of snark vs Tarth Vader for Ep 5 | Fantasora

Character Drafted Total Kills Politics Insults Wine Sex Thrones Deaths Special Feels
#25 43 40 3 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
#8 38 0 12 3 0 0 0 0 0 23
#24 3 0 0 3 0 0 0 0 0 0
#9 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
#72 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
#73 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
#41 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
#40 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
#56 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
#57 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Totals 84 40 15 6 0 0 0 0 0 23

Character Drafted Total Kills Politics Insults Wine Sex Thrones Deaths Special Feels
#2 16 16 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
#18 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
#63 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
#47 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
#31 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
#34 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
#15 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
#79 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
This White Walker is bald and has a round beard, and stands by the Night King as one of his lieutenants. He was present at the dragon battle over the frozen lake.
#50 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
#66 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Totals 16 16 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0

Kills
37:48 (+10) Grey Worm :
Grey Worm throws his spear through the back of a fleeing Captain Strickland, as the Unsullied forces rout the remains of the Golden Company and charge the King's Landing gate. (Kill of Named Character)
40:41 (+2) Jon Snow:
Jon strikes down a Lannister soldier as the Northern forces march their way into King's Landing. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Grey Worm throws a spear through the heart of a surrendered Lannister soldier, following his Queen's lead to raze the city and take no prisoners. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
47:04 (+2) Jon Snow:
Jon cuts down a Lannister soldier in the chaos after the Northern forces attack the surrendered Lannister army. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
47:09 (+4) Jon Snow:
Jon cuts down two more Lannister soldiers in the chaos after the Northern forces attack the surrendered Lannister army. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
47:11 (+18) Grey Worm :
Grey Worm goes on a 9-soldier killing spree as he mows down Lannister soldiers with his spear in the fracas after their surrender. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Grey Worm spears 4 more soldiers as the fight against the Lannister soldiers continue. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
48:38 (+4) Jon Snow:
Jon kills two more Lannister soldiers while pleading for his own soldiers to stop the attack. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
49:45 (+2) Jon Snow:
Jon kills another Lannister soldier while continuing to tell people to stop killing the Lannister soldiers. 🤷 (Kill of Unnamed Character)
50:15 (+2) Jon Snow:
Jon saves a woman in an alleyway, running his sword through a Northern soldier attacking her. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Political Wins
Tyrion rats out Varys for his betrayal of Daenerys. (Act of Betrayal)
Tyrion speaks his way past the Unsullied guards stationed outside of Jaime's tent
Unsullied: "We have orders to guard the prisoner."
Tyrion: "Ordered by whom, the Queen herself?"
Unsullied: "No."
Tyrion: "Well, in that case, as Hand of the Queen, I outrank whomever gave your order, probably by quite a lot."
(Convincing Argument)
Tyrion convinces Jaime to undertake the covert mission to smuggle Cersei out of King's Landing and escape to a new life.

"Do it. If you don't, you'll never see Cersei again."
(Convincing Argument)
Tyrion unlocks Jaime's chains and frees him, sending him on a covert mission to rescue Cersei and end the war before Daenerys destroys the city.

"Tens of thousands of innocent lives. One not particularly innocent dwarf. Seems like a fair trade."
(Act of Betrayal)
The Northern forces win the ground war over the Lannister army, who are in disarray after surrendering their weapons and attempting to flee. (Victorious Battle)
Insults Delivered / Funny Lines
Tyrion attempts to speak to the Unsullied guards.

"I drink to eat the skull keeper."
"I want to eat the skull keeper."
"I want to see the..."
Unsullied: "-we speak the Common Tongue."
(Funny Line)
The Feels
Tyrion attempts to speak to the Unsullied guards.

"I drink to eat the skull keeper."
"I want to eat the skull keeper."
"I want to see the..."
Unsullied: "-we speak the Common Tongue."
(Ridiculously Funny Moment)
Tyrion frees Jaime and the Lannister brothers say their goodbyes on the eve of the attack on King's Landing.

Tyrion: "You were the only one who didn't treat me like a monster. You were all I had."
(Sad Feels)