Matchup: http://youtu.be/1P0yfq2wDvU vs House Freeloaders for Ep 9
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Kills
23:38
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Cersei Lannister:
Cersei orders Illyn pane to execute 3 deserters who Ser Mandon Moore catches running away.
Ser Mandon Moore: "The lads caught a groom and two maids trying to sneak away with a stolen horse and some gold cups."
Cersei: "The battle's first traitors. Have Ser Ilyn see to them. Put their heads on spikes outside the stables as a warning." (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Ser Mandon Moore: "The lads caught a groom and two maids trying to sneak away with a stolen horse and some gold cups."
Cersei: "The battle's first traitors. Have Ser Ilyn see to them. Put their heads on spikes outside the stables as a warning." (Kill of Unnamed Character)
The Hound kills two soldiers as he marches out to meets Stannis' forces outside the city gates.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
The Hound slices a Baratheon soldier in half at the waist, exposing his intestines.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
The Hound kicks a soldier to death.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
Sandor cleaves a soldier in half diagonally, from shoulder to hip.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
46:15
(+2)
Cersei Lannister:
Cersei shoves past the injured Lancel Lannister, pushing him into a column and leaving him writhing on the floor.
(Minor Injury of Named Character)
50:00
(+2)
Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion hacks off a soldier's foot and kills him with his axe.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
51:26
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Podrick Payne:
Podrick spears the Kingsguard Ser Mandon Moore through the face, saving Tyrion.
(Kill of Named Character)
Political Wins
28:00
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Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion wins the first phase of the Battle of the Blackwater, blowing out a huge portion of Stannis' fleet with a massive wildfire explosion.
(Politics - uncategorized)
38:39
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Cersei Lannister:
Cersei ignores Lancel's protests and orders Joffrey back to the safety of the Red Keep.
(Politics - uncategorized)
44:33
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Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion's speech rouses the troops after Joffrey abandoned them.
"They say I'm half a man. But what does that make the lot of you? The only way out is through the gates. And they're at the gates.
There's another way out. I'm going to show you. We'll come out behind them and fuck them in their asses.
Don't fight for your king and don't fight for his kingdoms. Don't fight for honor. Don't fight for glory. Don't fight for riches, because you won't get any. This is your city Stannis means to sack. That's your gate he's ramming. If he gets in, it will be your houses he burns, your gold he steals, your women he will rape.
Those are brave me knocking at our door. Let's go kill them!" (Politics - uncategorized)
"They say I'm half a man. But what does that make the lot of you? The only way out is through the gates. And they're at the gates.
There's another way out. I'm going to show you. We'll come out behind them and fuck them in their asses.
Don't fight for your king and don't fight for his kingdoms. Don't fight for honor. Don't fight for glory. Don't fight for riches, because you won't get any. This is your city Stannis means to sack. That's your gate he's ramming. If he gets in, it will be your houses he burns, your gold he steals, your women he will rape.
Those are brave me knocking at our door. Let's go kill them!" (Politics - uncategorized)
50:28
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Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion wins the third phase of the battle, successfully leading a counterattack by sneaking through the tunnels and flanking Stannis' forces, destroying his siege weapons.
(Politics - uncategorized)
Insults Delivered / Funny Lines
9:26
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Cersei Lannister:
to Pycelle: "Be careful on the stairs, Grand Maester. There are so many."
(Witty Insult)
13:43
(+3)
Tyrion Lannister:
Varys: "I've always hated the bells. They ring for horror... a dead king, a city under siege."
Tyrion: "...a wedding." (Funny Line)
Tyrion: "...a wedding." (Funny Line)
21:17
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Tyrion Lannister:
Joffrey: "If I tell the Hound to cut you in half, he'll do it without a second thought."
Tyrion: "That would make me the Quarterman. It just doesn't have the same ring to it." (Funny Line)
Tyrion: "That would make me the Quarterman. It just doesn't have the same ring to it." (Funny Line)
31:28
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Cersei Lannister:
"If it were anyone else outside those gates, I might have hoped for a private audience. But this is Stannis Baratheon. I'd have a better chance of seducing his horse."
(Witty Insult)
31:41
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Cersei Lannister:
to Sansa: "Have I shocked you, little dove? Tears aren't a woman's only weapon. The best one's between your legs. Learn how to use it. Drink.
Do you have any notion of what happens when a city is sacked? No, you wouldn't, would you? If the city falls, these fine women should be in for a bit of a rape. Half of them will have bastards in their bellies come the morning. You'll be glad of your red flower then. When a man's blood is up, anything with tits looks good. A precious thing like you will look very, very good. A slice of cake just waiting to be eaten." (Threat)
Do you have any notion of what happens when a city is sacked? No, you wouldn't, would you? If the city falls, these fine women should be in for a bit of a rape. Half of them will have bastards in their bellies come the morning. You'll be glad of your red flower then. When a man's blood is up, anything with tits looks good. A precious thing like you will look very, very good. A slice of cake just waiting to be eaten." (Threat)
as he leads the Lannister welcome party out of the city gates: "Any man dies with a clean sword, I'll rape his fucking corpse!"
(Threat)
41:15
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Tyrion Lannister:
to the Hound after he retreats from the battle and takes a wine break: "Can I get you some iced milk and a nice bowl of raspberries, too?"
(Witty Insult)
"Fuck the Kingsguard. Fuck the city. Fuck the King."
(Threat)
Glasses of Wine Consumed
8:29
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Cersei Lannister:
Cersei takes a drink while talking with Pycelle.
(Glass of Wine Consumed)
The Hound gulps down the mug of ale he takes from a Lannister soldier.
(Glass of Wine Consumed)
23:27
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Cersei Lannister:
Cersei takes her first drink in the ladies' chamber while talking with Sansa.
(Glass of Wine Consumed)
29:03
(+10)
Cersei Lannister:
Cersei drinks her second glass of wine as Ser Dontos is juggling.
(Glass of Wine Consumed)
36:32
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Cersei Lannister:
Cersei's third drink while talking with Sansa in the ladies' chamber.
(Glass of Wine Consumed)
Sandor drinks from a canteen after retreating from the city gates. "Fuck the water. Bring me wine."
(Glass of Wine Consumed)
46:00
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Cersei Lannister:
Cersei's takes her fourth cup of wine while Lancel gives her a report on the battle.
(Glass of Wine Consumed)
Sandor drinks from a wineskin in Sansa's chambers.
(Glass of Wine Consumed)
Acts of Intercourse
8:04
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Tyrion Lannister:
Sex with Shae on the eve of the battle.
Tyrion: "I'm a Lannister. I don't have a choice in all this. But it's not your war."
Shae: "It is now." (Act of Intercourse)
Tyrion: "I'm a Lannister. I don't have a choice in all this. But it's not your war."
Shae: "It is now." (Act of Intercourse)
Deaths
+1 for Amory Lorch
Special
The Hound flinches as a soldier walks by and briefly swings a torch close to his face.
(Special)
Hound steps back as the massive wildfire explosion unfolds before his eyes.
(Special)
The Hound is frightened into the shock by a flaming Baratheon soldier who charges at him.
(Special)