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Wildfyre Can't Melt Valerian Steel Beams
Kills
Drogon incinerates Varys on the shores outside Dragonstone
Daenerys: "Lord Varys - I, Daenerys of House Targaryen, first of my name, Breaker of Chains and Mother of Dragons, sentence you to die. ... Dracarys." (Kill of Named Character)
Daenerys: "Lord Varys - I, Daenerys of House Targaryen, first of my name, Breaker of Chains and Mother of Dragons, sentence you to die. ... Dracarys." (Kill of Named Character)
After burning the Iron Fleet, Drogon and Daenerys set their sights on the city, torching the defensive Scorpions and their gunner crews atop the walls of King's Landing. 23 Lannister soldiers are burned on-screen.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
Drogon and Daenerys blast through the King's Landing gate with an explosion of dragonfire - blowing away 299 sellswords at the center column of the Golden Company, 32 sellswords on the right flank, and 8 Scorpion gunners atop the ramparts.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
Harry Strickland's white horse is killed in the fireblast as Drogon and Daenerys blow open the King's Landing gates.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
8 sellswords from the Golden Company are burned alive after Daenerys and Drogon blast through the King's Landing gate from behind.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
Grey Worm throws his spear through the back of a fleeing Captain Strickland, as the Unsullied forces rout the remains of the Golden Company and charge the King's Landing gate.
(Kill of Named Character)
Drogon and Daenerys wipe out two Lannister soldiers atop a building in a drive-by fireblasting.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
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Drogon and Daenerys return outside the gates to roast 52 Golden Company sellswords from above.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
Drogon and Daenerys strafe the fleeing Golden Company outside the gates of King's Landing, burning 271 soldiers in the tracking shot.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
7 Golden Company soldiers are shown engulfed in flames after Drogon and Daenerys' strafing run
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
Drogon and Daenerys make a run along the city walls of King's Landing, taking out 7 Scorpion batteries and their gunner crews.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
Grey Worm spears a Lannister soldier as the Northern forces march their way into King's Landing.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
Jon strikes down a Lannister soldier as the Northern forces march their way into King's Landing.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
Grief-stricken, Daenerys takes Drogon on a destruction derby, burning civilians and soldiers alike as she flies towards the Red Keep
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
Grey Worm throws a spear through the heart of a surrendered Lannister soldier, following his Queen's lead to raze the city and take no prisoners.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
Jon cuts down a Lannister soldier in the chaos after the Northern forces attack the surrendered Lannister army.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
Jon cuts down two more Lannister soldiers in the chaos after the Northern forces attack the surrendered Lannister army.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
Grey Worm goes on a 9-soldier killing spree as he mows down Lannister soldiers with his spear in the fracas after their surrender.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
Grey Worm spears 4 more soldiers as the fight against the Lannister soldiers continue.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
7 Lannister soldiers are burned after surrendering as Daenerys burns a path of destruction on the way to the Red Keep
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
Daenerys and Drogon continue their reign of terror, indiscriminately burning civilians in the streets of King's Landing.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
Jon kills two more Lannister soldiers while pleading for his own soldiers to stop the attack.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
Jon kills another Lannister soldier while continuing to tell people to stop killing the Lannister soldiers. 🤷
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
Jon saves a woman in an alleyway, running his sword through a Northern soldier attacking her.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
A portion of the Red Keep collapses, crushing a group of 85 civilians below.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
The Red Keep continues to collapse under the repeated attacks by Daenerys and Drogon, crushing two of Cersei's Queensguard in the rubble.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
Sandor deftly handles 4 of Cersei's Queensguard as he confronts her and his brother Gregor escaping the Red Keep.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
The Mountain flings Qyburn to his death against the rubble of the Red Keep, ignoring his commands to stay by Queen Cersei's side.
(Kill of Named Character)
Two people fall off a collapse building as King's Landing begins to crumble into ruin from Drogon and Daenerys' rampage
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
The Mountain squeezes in the eyes of his younger brother Sandor Clegane, as they fight in the crumbling ruins of the Red Keep.
(Major Injury of Named Character)
67:44
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Sandor Clegane (The Hound):
Sandor tackles Gregor Clegane and carries him through the crumbling ruins of the Red Keep and into the burning city below.
(Kill of Named Character)
67:44
(+20)
Sandor Clegane (The Hound):
Sandor sacrifices himself to tackle Gregor Clegane, carrying the both of them tumbling through the crumbling ruins of the Red Keep and into the burning city below.
(Kill of Named Character)
In their last strafing run, Drogon and Daenerys burn a street of civilians, including the mom and daughter who helped Arya escape.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
After repeated explosions and dragonfire, the Red Keep collapses, burying Jaime and Cersei Lannister in the dungeons below.
(Kill of Named Character)
Political Wins
22:58
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Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion speaks his way past the Unsullied guards stationed outside of Jaime's tent
Unsullied: "We have orders to guard the prisoner."
Tyrion: "Ordered by whom, the Queen herself?"
Unsullied: "No."
Tyrion: "Well, in that case, as Hand of the Queen, I outrank whomever gave your order, probably by quite a lot." (Convincing Argument)
Unsullied: "We have orders to guard the prisoner."
Tyrion: "Ordered by whom, the Queen herself?"
Unsullied: "No."
Tyrion: "Well, in that case, as Hand of the Queen, I outrank whomever gave your order, probably by quite a lot." (Convincing Argument)
25:57
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Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion convinces Jaime to undertake the covert mission to smuggle Cersei out of King's Landing and escape to a new life.
"Do it. If you don't, you'll never see Cersei again." (Convincing Argument)
"Do it. If you don't, you'll never see Cersei again." (Convincing Argument)
26:21
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Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion unlocks Jaime's chains and frees him, sending him on a covert mission to rescue Cersei and end the war before Daenerys destroys the city.
"Tens of thousands of innocent lives. One not particularly innocent dwarf. Seems like a fair trade." (Act of Betrayal)
"Tens of thousands of innocent lives. One not particularly innocent dwarf. Seems like a fair trade." (Act of Betrayal)
The Northern forces win the ground war over the Lannister army, who are in disarray after surrendering their weapons and attempting to flee.
(Victorious Battle)
Sandor reflects on the bitter end that revenge has brought him to, as he wards Arya away from following his same path.
Sandor: "She's dead. And you'll be dead too if you don't get out of here."
Arya: "I'm going to kill her."
Sandor: "You think you wanted revenge a long time? I've been after it all my life. It's all I care about. And look at me. Look at me! You wanna be like me? You come with me, you die here." (Convincing Argument)
Sandor: "She's dead. And you'll be dead too if you don't get out of here."
Arya: "I'm going to kill her."
Sandor: "You think you wanted revenge a long time? I've been after it all my life. It's all I care about. And look at me. Look at me! You wanna be like me? You come with me, you die here." (Convincing Argument)
Insults Delivered / Funny Lines
22:30
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Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion attempts to speak to the Unsullied guards.
"I drink to eat the skull keeper."
"I want to eat the skull keeper."
"I want to see the..."
Unsullied: "-we speak the Common Tongue." (Funny Line)
"I drink to eat the skull keeper."
"I want to eat the skull keeper."
"I want to see the..."
Unsullied: "-we speak the Common Tongue." (Funny Line)
Deaths
Qyburn is bashed in against the rubble of the Red Keep and flung to his death by the Mountain, as he vainly commands Ser Gregor to stay by Queen Cersei's side.
(Death)
Gregor Clegane is tackled by his brother Sandor, sending them both tumbling through the crumbling ruins of the Red Keep and into the burning city below.
(Death)
67:44
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Sandor Clegane (The Hound):
Sandor sacrifices himself to tackle Gregor Clegane, carrying the both of them tumbling through the crumbling ruins of the Red Keep and into the burning city below.
(Death)
Special
The Mountain flings the non-combatant Qyburn to his death against the rubble of the Red Keep, ignoring his commands to stay by Queen Cersei's side.
(Special)
The Feels
12:40
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Tyrion Lannister:
Varys says his last words to Tyrion as he awaits his execution: "I hope I deserve it, truly I do. I hope I'm wrong. Goodbye, old friend."
(Sad Feels)
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22:30
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Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion attempts to speak to the Unsullied guards.
"I drink to eat the skull keeper."
"I want to eat the skull keeper."
"I want to see the..."
Unsullied: "-we speak the Common Tongue." (Ridiculously Funny Moment)
"I drink to eat the skull keeper."
"I want to eat the skull keeper."
"I want to see the..."
Unsullied: "-we speak the Common Tongue." (Ridiculously Funny Moment)
26:47
(+15)
Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion frees Jaime and the Lannister brothers say their goodbyes on the eve of the attack on King's Landing.
Tyrion: "You were the only one who didn't treat me like a monster. You were all I had." (Sad Feels)
Tyrion: "You were the only one who didn't treat me like a monster. You were all I had." (Sad Feels)
Sandor reflects on the bitter end that revenge has brought him to, as he wards Arya away from following his same path.
Sandor: "She's dead. And you'll be dead too if you don't get out of here."
Arya: "I'm going to kill her."
Sandor: "You think you wanted revenge a long time? I've been after it all my life. It's all I care about. And look at me. Look at me! You wanna be like me? You come with me, you die here." (Sad Feels)
Sandor: "She's dead. And you'll be dead too if you don't get out of here."
Arya: "I'm going to kill her."
Sandor: "You think you wanted revenge a long time? I've been after it all my life. It's all I care about. And look at me. Look at me! You wanna be like me? You come with me, you die here." (Sad Feels)