Matchup: Rastafarian targayrean vs Night's King be like ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ for Ep 1

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Rastafarian targayrean (moloneyger)

Character	Drafted	Total	Kills	Politics	Insults	Wine	Sex	Thrones	Special	Feels
Euron Greyjoy	#17	33	0	6	6	5	10	0	6	0
Theon Greyjoy	#29	15	4	6	0	0	0	0	0	5
Tyrion Lannister	#5	10	0	0	9	0	0	1	0	0
Jaime Lannister	#8	3	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	3
Daario Naharis	#32	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0
Edmure Tully	#44	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0
Gregor Clegane (The Mountain)	#20	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0
Robin Arryn	#41	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0
Totals		61	4	12	15	5	10	1	6	8

Night's King be like ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ (eph630)

Character	Drafted	Total	Politics	Insults	Wine	Sex	Thrones	Deaths	Special
Cersei Lannister	#3	28	6	3	5	5	6	0	3
Bronn	#22	17	3	3	5	5	1	0	0
Varys	#27	6	0	0	0	0	0	0	6
Eddard Stark The long-deceased head of House Stark.	#46	2	0	0	0	0	0	2	0
Melisandre	#34	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0
Wight Army (Extras)	#15	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0
Top-Knot White Walkers One of the Night King's lieutenants, this is the White Walker who grabs the ice spear and hands it to the Night Walker during the dragon battle at the frozen lake.	#39	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0
Viserion	#10	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0
Totals		53	9	6	10	10	7	2	9

Kills

27:15 (+2) Theon Greyjoy:

Theon kills a member of Euron's crew as he leads a squad of Ironborn on a rescue mission to save his sister Yara Greyjoy. (Kill of Unnamed Character)

submitted by kevinreading66 (approved!)

Original submission: "Theon and his team board the boat to save Yara, 4 arrows are used to kill people working on the boat. The camera then cuts to Theon and his team with Theon at the front with his bow and arrow cocked, surely he deserves some points for these kills?"

There were actually 5 kills and on-screen we see a squad of 4 (including Theon). Given the scenario I've scored 1 for Theon (Euron's men were killed in quick succession, so presumably they all landed their shots).

For future references, I *would* say this is a bit of a grey(joy) area, with the fudged assumption that they didn't have time to reload much, so Theon must've landed his first shot. If there were 5 arrow kills and Theon had boarded with 20 goodmen, I don't think he would have gotten any points. Similar for 200 arrow kills and 20 men shooting, or if we saw arrows flying around and missing. These scenarios would put enough plausibility that Theon did not land his shots.

The scoring criteria wants to see strong attribution happen on-screen, else we have submissions like "Tormund and Jon were like 2/10 of soldiers in the Battle of Bastards at this point and there's a pile of 150 bodies around them, clearly they did 20% of those kills". It ends up cheapening the points for legitimate kills the characters do 1:1. -nyan

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2019 Apr 16
Also so much for having a crew of elite mutes who can't warn each other in the event of a surprise attack, eh Euron? -nyan

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27:34 (+2) Theon Greyjoy:

Theon throws an axe into the skull of the Ironborn soldier guarding Yara Greyjoy. (Kill of Unnamed Character)

Political Wins

20:34 (+3) Cersei Lannister:

Cersei gains the sellsword services of the Golden Company.
Cersei: "In any event, you are most welcome here in King's Landing, Captain Strickland."
Harry Stickland: "We look forward to fighting on your behalf, Your Grace." (Acquire a New Castle/City/Army/Loot)

20:34 (+3) Cersei Lannister:

Along with the Golden Company, Cersei gains their Captain Harry Strickland as a follower. (New Follower/Prisoner)

20:34 (+3) Euron Greyjoy:

Euron returns to King's Landing, have secured the services of the Golden Company for Cersei Lannister and the Crown. (Deals Brokered)

22:25 (+3) Euron Greyjoy:

Euron finds a way to charm himself into Cersei's cold graces.
Cersei: "You want a whore, buy one. You want a queen earn her."
Euron: "How? I've given her justice, an army and the Iron Fleet, yet she gives me no sign of affection. My heart is nearly broken." (Convincing Argument)

24:47 (+3) Bronn:

Qyburn gifts Bronn the crossbow used by Tyrion to murder Tywin Lannister, as Bronn is sent on a mission to assassinate the Lannister brothers. (New Weapon)

27:53 (+3) Theon Greyjoy:

After sneaking aboard Euron's ship, Theon frees his sister Yara. (New Follower/Prisoner)

29:07 (+3) Theon Greyjoy:

Yara: "You want to go to Wintefell. To fight for the Starks. Go. What is dead may never die."
Theon: "What is dead may never die." (House Words)

Insults Delivered / Funny Lines

6:22 (+3) Tyrion Lannister:

to Varys as they arrive in a frigid Winterfell: "You should consider yourself lucky. At least your balls won't freeze off." (Funny Line)

19:58 (+3) Euron Greyjoy:

Cersei: "20,000 men is it? is it?"
Harry Strickland: "Yes, your Grace. A few died in transit."
Euron Greyjoy: "They cheated at dice. Or maybe I cheated. Someone cheated." (Funny Line)

This one feels a little marginal? -nyan

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2019 Apr 15 mlopez likes this
I laughed out loud! -christiandigby3

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2019 Apr 15 dlapato likes this
I chuckled -vjdev2015

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2019 Apr 15
This 'Funny Line' is garbage. Who actually laughed at this? -padrebojangles

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2019 Apr 18
@padrebojangles this category is going to be subjective and I don't disagree with you here. This will probably not happen this week but I'd like to open up more avenues for sentiment analysis (votes instead of likes) and provide an objective way to decide what counts. -nyan

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21:52 (+3) Euron Greyjoy:

Cersei: "You're insolent. I've executed men for less."
Euron: "They were lesser men." (Witty Insult)

24:47 (+3) Bronn:

as Qyburn gifts him the crossbow used by Tyrion to kill Tywin Lannister
Qyburn: "She (Cersei) has a keen sense of poetic justice."
Bronn: "That fucking family..." (Funny Line)

25:23 (+3) Cersei Lannister:

"I wanted those elephants." (Funny Line)

29:51 (+3) Tyrion Lannister:

Varys (observing banners): "The Karstarks."
Tyrion: "One of the better sigils. Beats an onion, anyway." (Funny Line)

30:59 (+3) Tyrion Lannister:

Varys: "Jon and Daenerys don't want to listen to lonely old men."
Tyrion: "I'm not that old... not as old as him (Davos Seaworth)." (Funny Line)

Glasses of Wine Consumed

19:16 (+5) Euron Greyjoy:

Euron drinks from his flask while chatting with Yara Greyjoy onboard his ship. He offers to Yara but she is apparently too proud to sell herself out for the fantasy points. (Glass of Wine Consumed)

23:51 (+5) Bronn:

Bronn drinks a glass after being interrupted by Qyburn. (Glass of Wine Consumed)

25:43 (+5) Cersei Lannister:

Cersei sips from her glass while Euron asks her about his performance in bed. (Glass of Wine Consumed)

Acts of Intercourse

22:58 (+5) Bronn:

Bronn gets started with one of the trio of whores in his chambers, but is interrupted by Qyburn before he can complete the triple-bird score. (Act of Intercourse)

I feel like it should be a +15 considering it's a foursome -volkenss22

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2019 Apr 15 stevenorum, dlapato, philipfallah, michaelboehnlein2, 2 others like this
It could've been a foursome but Qyburn cockblocked it. -nyan

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2019 Apr 15 mlopez and Nick like this
So would he have had to actually have sex with all three? I feel like they were all a part of it -niketbp

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2019 Apr 16 stevenorum, dlapato, joshua like this
Agree that this scene seemed more like a +15 than a +5. -dlapato

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2019 Apr 16 michaelboehnlein2 likes this
This is the criteria used in the rulebook. Bronn was only in contact with one (Marei) before Qyburn interrupted things.

> The definitional line for sex is direct contact with the above nudity parts, by any one of the characters. -nyan

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25:25 (+5) Cersei Lannister:

Cersei chats with Euron after a romp in her chambers. (Act of Intercourse)

25:25 (+5) Euron Greyjoy:

Euron chats with Cersei after a romp in her chambers. (Act of Intercourse)

25:25 (+5) Euron Greyjoy:

Euron's right cheek is glimpsed as he pulls up his britches in Cersei's bedchambers. (Non-sexual Nude Scene)

A Game of Thrones

9:53 (+1) Tyrion Lannister:

Tyrion sits at the head table to the side of Sansa and Jon Snow, as they host the Northern Lords at Winterfell. (Basic Seat)

19:58 (+5) Cersei Lannister:

Cersei greets the captain of the Golden Company, Harry Strickland, from the Iron Throne. (Iron Throne)

24:08 (+1) Bronn:

Bronn sits down to get dressed and put his boots on after Qyburn interrupts his session with Marei and the other whores. (Basic Seat)

25:32 (+1) Cersei Lannister:

Cersei sits down with a glass of wine in her bedchambers after her session with Euron Greyjoy. (Basic Seat)

Deaths

44:38 (+2) Eddard Stark:

Jon looks at a statue of his father while paying respects in the crypts of Winterfell. (Dead Body Appearance)

Special

6:22 (+3) Varys:

Tyrion, as he and Varys arrive to a frigid Winterfell: "You should consider yourself lucky. At least your balls won't freeze off." (Special)

6:28 (+3) Varys:

Varys: "You take great offense at dwarf jokes, but love telling eunuch jokes. Why is that?"
Tyrion: "Because I have balls... and you don't" (Special)

25:53 (+3) Cersei Lannister:

Euron: "How do I compare? To the fat king."
Cersei: "Robert had a different whore every night, but he still didn't know his way around a woman's body."
Euron: "And the Kingslayer?" (Special)

25:53 (+3) Euron Greyjoy:

Euron questions Cersei about his performance compared to her other lovers.
Euron: "So how do I compare to the fat king?"
Cersei: "You're insulting my late husband?"
Euron: "Are you offended?"
Cersei: "Robert had a different whore every night, but he still didn't know his way around a woman's body."
Euron: "And the Kingslayer?"
Cersei: "You enjoy risking your neck, don't you?" (Special)

26:36 (+3) Euron Greyjoy:

to Cersei: "I'm going to put a prince in your belly." (Special)

The Feels

29:17 (+5) Theon Greyjoy:

Theon and Yara share an embrace before they part ways to fight their separate parts of the war.
Yara: "You want to go to Wintefell. To fight for the Starks. Go. What is dead may never die."
Theon: "What is dead may never die."
Yara: "But kill the bastards anyway." (Warm Fuzzy Moment)

53:29 (+3) Jaime Lannister:

After riding anonymously for a fortnight to reach Winterfell, Jaime discovers Bran has been sitting in the courtyard waiting for his "old friend" the whole time. (I've made a huge mistake.)

submitted by hindsight44 (approved!)

Ooooooh I love this! -nyan

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2019 Apr 15 ddarko189 and mlopez like this
That doesn't account for the category of the "I've made a huge mistake".
The explanation for is: the "you done fucked up" moments where a character has done something that in hindsight was clearly a dumb, avoidable mistake.

But, Jaime doesn't do any dumb or avoidable mistake (or any mistake at all). -amitelran2110

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We'll see in the upcoming episode. It seems like it may be a mistake to have come to Winterfell at all. Definitely a worthwhile debate though. -nyan

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