Matchup: A Team Has No Name vs Though All Men Do Despise Us for Ep 1

The Red Wedding Crashers

A Team Has No Name (kelseylawniczak)

Character	Drafted	Total	Politics	Insults	Wine	Sex	Thrones	Special	Feels
Euron Greyjoy	#24	33	6	6	5	10	0	6	0
Bronn	#32	17	3	3	5	5	1	0	0
Sandor Clegane (The Hound)	#17	9	3	6	0	0	0	0	0
Jorah Mormont	#33	8	0	0	0	5	0	3	0
Sansa Stark	#8	8	0	6	0	0	2	0	0
Rhaegal	#9	3	3	0	0	0	0	0	0
Drogon	#1	3	0	0	0	0	0	0	3
Melisandre	#25	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0
Qyburn	#40	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0
Wight Army (Extras)	#16	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0
Hot Pie	#41	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0
Totals		81	15	21	10	20	3	9	3

Though All Men Do Despise Us (karlylawniczak)

Character	Drafted	Total	Politics	Insults	Thrones	Special	Feels
Jon Snow	#6	32	6	3	2	3	18
Tyrion Lannister	#3	10	0	9	1	0	0
Tormund Giantsbane	#14	6	0	3	0	0	3
Varys	#19	6	0	0	0	6	0
Jaime Lannister	#11	3	0	0	0	0	3
Lyanna Mormont	#35	3	0	3	0	0	0
Illyrio Mopatis	#38	0	0	0	0	0	0
Missandei	#30	0	0	0	0	0	0
Salladhor Saan	#43	0	0	0	0	0	0
Edmure Tully	#27	0	0	0	0	0	0
Podrick Payne	#22	0	0	0	0	0	0
Totals		60	6	18	3	9	24

Political Wins

20:34 (+3) Euron Greyjoy:

Euron returns to King's Landing, have secured the services of the Golden Company for Cersei Lannister and the Crown. (Deals Brokered)

22:25 (+3) Euron Greyjoy:

Euron finds a way to charm himself into Cersei's cold graces.
Cersei: "You want a whore, buy one. You want a queen earn her."
Euron: "How? I've given her justice, an army and the Iron Fleet, yet she gives me no sign of affection. My heart is nearly broken." (Convincing Argument)

24:47 (+3) Bronn:

Qyburn gifts Bronn the crossbow used by Tyrion to murder Tywin Lannister, as Bronn is sent on a mission to assassinate the Lannister brothers. (New Weapon)

33:29 (+3) Jon Snow:

Rhaegal accepts Jon as a dragonrider as they take flight for the first time.
Jon: "I don't know how to ride a dragon."
Daenerys: "Nobody does. Until they ride a dragon." (New Follower/Prisoner)

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This is not explicitly in the rules, but I was thinking of setting this as a precedent - the first time a dragon and dragonrider pair up, it will be scored like a New Follower event for both. It's a bit like two characters agreeing to form an alliance. Any thoughts or protests to this? -nyan

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2019 Apr 15 dlapato likes this
Actually I forget that I did make it explicit for Rhaegal. Do people feel Jon is deserving of similar points for this? -nyan

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2019 Apr 15 the_catherine316, olinnbroderick3, ashjohri, gravesalex0, 6 others like this
It's kind of like acquiring a new weapon in a sense? -the_catherine316

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2019 Apr 15
I think we'd need to see if this happens again. I'm not sure riding him once is significant. -alicehanners

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33:29 (+3) Rhaegal:

Rhaegal accepts Jon as a dragonrider as they take flight for the first time.
Jon: "I don't know how to ride a dragon."
Daenerys: "Nobody does. Until they ride a dragon." (New Follower/Prisoner)

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37:01 (+3) Sandor Clegane (The Hound):

Sandor receives a massive dragonglass battleaxe forged by Gendry, and thanks him with insults.
"You know who makes weapons for the Wildlings? Cripples and cocksuckers - which one are you?" (New Weapon)

46:46 (+3) Jon Snow:

Jon finds out his true lineage as the trueborn son of Rhaegaer Targaryen and Lyanna Stark, and potentially the rightful King of the Seven Kingdoms.
Sam: "I had a High Septon's diary. Bran had... whatever Bran has. ... Your mother was Lyanna Stark. And your father - your real father - was Rhaegar Targaryen. You've never been a bastard. You're Aegon Targaryen, true heir to the Iron Throne." (Secret Discovery)

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Insults Delivered / Funny Lines

6:22 (+3) Tyrion Lannister:

to Varys as they arrive in a frigid Winterfell: "You should consider yourself lucky. At least your balls won't freeze off." (Funny Line)

10:34 (+3) Lyanna Mormont:

to Jon Snow: "You left Winterfell a King and came back a - I'm not sure what you are now. A lord? Nothing at all?" (Witty Insult)

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14:05 (+3) Sansa Stark:

Tyrion: "Last time we spoke was at Joffrey's wedding. Miserable affair."
Sansa: "It had its moments." (Funny Line)

15:12 (+3) Sansa Stark:

to Tyrion, for thinking Cersei would honor the agreement to support them with the Lannister Army: "I used to think you were the cleverest man alive." (Witty Insult)

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19:58 (+3) Euron Greyjoy:

Cersei: "20,000 men is it? is it?"
Harry Strickland: "Yes, your Grace. A few died in transit."
Euron Greyjoy: "They cheated at dice. Or maybe I cheated. Someone cheated." (Funny Line)

This one feels a little marginal? -nyan

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2019 Apr 15 mlopez likes this
I laughed out loud! -christiandigby3

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2019 Apr 15 dlapato likes this
I chuckled -vjdev2015

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2019 Apr 15
This 'Funny Line' is garbage. Who actually laughed at this? -padrebojangles

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2019 Apr 18
@padrebojangles this category is going to be subjective and I don't disagree with you here. This will probably not happen this week but I'd like to open up more avenues for sentiment analysis (votes instead of likes) and provide an objective way to decide what counts. -nyan

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21:52 (+3) Euron Greyjoy:

Cersei: "You're insolent. I've executed men for less."
Euron: "They were lesser men." (Witty Insult)

24:47 (+3) Bronn:

as Qyburn gifts him the crossbow used by Tyrion to kill Tywin Lannister
Qyburn: "She (Cersei) has a keen sense of poetic justice."
Bronn: "That fucking family..." (Funny Line)

29:51 (+3) Tyrion Lannister:

Varys (observing banners): "The Karstarks."
Tyrion: "One of the better sigils. Beats an onion, anyway." (Funny Line)

30:59 (+3) Tyrion Lannister:

Varys: "Jon and Daenerys don't want to listen to lonely old men."
Tyrion: "I'm not that old... not as old as him (Davos Seaworth)." (Funny Line)

35:36 (+3) Jon Snow:

to Daenerys, after his first dragon flight with Rhaegal: "You've completely ruined horses for me." (Funny Line)

37:05 (+3) Sandor Clegane (The Hound):

Sandor thanks Gendry for his new battleaxe, forged from dragonglass.
"You know who makes weapons for the Wildlings? Cripples and cocksuckers - which one are you?" (Witty Insult)

37:42 (+3) Sandor Clegane (The Hound):

"You're a cold little bitch aren't you? I guess that's why you're still alive." (Witty Insult)

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50:40 (+3) Tormund Giantsbane:

Eddison Tollet: "Stay back, he's got blue eyes!"
Tormund: "I've always had blue eyes!!!" (Funny Line)

Glasses of Wine Consumed

19:16 (+5) Euron Greyjoy:

Euron drinks from his flask while chatting with Yara Greyjoy onboard his ship. He offers to Yara but she is apparently too proud to sell herself out for the fantasy points. (Glass of Wine Consumed)

23:51 (+5) Bronn:

Bronn drinks a glass after being interrupted by Qyburn. (Glass of Wine Consumed)

Acts of Intercourse

22:58 (+5) Bronn:

Bronn gets started with one of the trio of whores in his chambers, but is interrupted by Qyburn before he can complete the triple-bird score. (Act of Intercourse)

I feel like it should be a +15 considering it's a foursome -volkenss22

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2019 Apr 15 stevenorum, dlapato, philipfallah, michaelboehnlein2, 2 others like this
It could've been a foursome but Qyburn cockblocked it. -nyan

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2019 Apr 15 mlopez and Nick like this
So would he have had to actually have sex with all three? I feel like they were all a part of it -niketbp

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2019 Apr 16 stevenorum, dlapato, joshua like this
Agree that this scene seemed more like a +15 than a +5. -dlapato

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2019 Apr 16 michaelboehnlein2 likes this
This is the criteria used in the rulebook. Bronn was only in contact with one (Marei) before Qyburn interrupted things.

> The definitional line for sex is direct contact with the above nudity parts, by any one of the characters. -nyan

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25:25 (+5) Euron Greyjoy:

Euron chats with Cersei after a romp in her chambers. (Act of Intercourse)

25:25 (+5) Euron Greyjoy:

Euron's right cheek is glimpsed as he pulls up his britches in Cersei's bedchambers. (Non-sexual Nude Scene)

41:13 (+5) Jorah Mormont:

Jorah gently caresses the Khaleesi's elbow as he points out where Samwell is in the library. (Act of Intercourse)

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A Game of Thrones

9:53 (+1) Sansa Stark:

Sansa sits at the head of the table alongside Jon Snow as they host the Northern Lords at Winterfell. (Basic Seat)

9:53 (+1) Tyrion Lannister:

Tyrion sits at the head table to the side of Sansa and Jon Snow, as they host the Northern Lords at Winterfell. (Basic Seat)

9:53 (+1) Jon Snow:

Jon sits at the head of the table alongside Sansa as they host the Northern Lords at Winterfell. (Basic Seat)

11:52 (+1) Jon Snow:

Jon Snow takes a seat after responding to Lyanna Mormont's call out.

"...when I left Winterfell, I told you we need allies or we will die. I have brought those allies home to fight alongside us. I had a choice, keep my crown or protect the North. I chose the North." (Basic Seat)

24:08 (+1) Bronn:

Bronn sits down to get dressed and put his boots on after Qyburn interrupts his session with Marei and the other whores. (Basic Seat)

39:21 (+1) Sansa Stark:

Sansa sits in her chambers as she discusses the cowardice of Robbet Glover, who is not sending his troops. (Basic Seat)

Special

6:22 (+3) Varys:

Tyrion, as he and Varys arrive to a frigid Winterfell: "You should consider yourself lucky. At least your balls won't freeze off." (Special)

6:28 (+3) Varys:

Varys: "You take great offense at dwarf jokes, but love telling eunuch jokes. Why is that?"
Tyrion: "Because I have balls... and you don't" (Special)

22:09 (+3) Jon Snow:

Samwell Tarly: "You've never been a bastard." (Special)

25:53 (+3) Euron Greyjoy:

Euron questions Cersei about his performance compared to her other lovers.
Euron: "So how do I compare to the fat king?"
Cersei: "You're insulting my late husband?"
Euron: "Are you offended?"
Cersei: "Robert had a different whore every night, but he still didn't know his way around a woman's body."
Euron: "And the Kingslayer?"
Cersei: "You enjoy risking your neck, don't you?" (Special)

26:36 (+3) Euron Greyjoy:

to Cersei: "I'm going to put a prince in your belly." (Special)

41:30 (+3) Jorah Mormont:

Jorah reunites with Sam and they talk about his former Greyscale condition.
Dany: "The man who saved Ser Jorah when no one else could."
Jorah: "They could. They just wouldn't." (Special)

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The Feels

8:24 (+5) Jon Snow:

Jon arrives back home to Winterfell and embraces Bran, as Jon sees him for the first time in 7 seasons.
Jon: "Look at you. You're a man."
Bran: "Almost." (Warm Fuzzy Moment)

16:00 (+5) Jon Snow:

Arya and Jon finally reunite in the Godswood of Winterfell and compare their fancy swords.
Arya: "I'm defending our family. And so is she (Sansa)."
Jon: "I'm her family too."
Arya: "Don't forget that." (Warm Fuzzy Moment)

36:05 (+5) Jon Snow:

After Bran issues a dire warning to everyone that the White Walkers are coming and how they don't have any time for this, Jon and Dany take a romantic getaway to the frost-covered waterfall on dragon-back.
Jon: "It's cold up here for a southern girl."
Dany: "So keep your Queen warm." (Warm Fuzzy Moment)

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Should also count for Dany -kremershell

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2019 Apr 15
What points would this get? -the_catherine316

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2019 Apr 15
“Heartwarming moments that are so few and far between on the show, as well as a consolation score for the heart-wrenching ones.
Also, a "you done fucked up" score for big regrets (see rulebook for criteria).
+5pts Warm Fuzzy Moment
+1pt Sad Feels
+1pt I've made a huge mistake.”

I would consider it a warm fuzzy moment.
-kremershell

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2019 Apr 15
This whole sequence made me want to vomit but I guess nausea is a feeling... -nyan

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2019 Apr 15 elaine likes this
Hmmmm maaaaaaybe -the_catherine316

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2019 Apr 15
It's clearly a heartwarming moment... No secret political agendas... Just plain true love kiss... -redcatscar

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36:34 (+3) Jon Snow:

As he tries to get his makeout session on with Daenerys, Jon enters a staring contest with Drogon who is watching with great interest. (Ridiculously Funny Moment)

36:34 (+3) Drogon:

As he tries to get his makeout session on with Daenerys, Jon enters a staring contest with Drogon who is watching with great interest. (Ridiculously Funny Moment)

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50:39 (+3) Tormund Giantsbane:

Edd and Tormund Giantsbane stumble upon each other at the Last Hearth.

Edd: "Stand back, he's got blue eyes!"
Tormund: "I've always had blue eyes!!" (Ridiculously Funny Moment)

53:29 (+3) Jaime Lannister:

After riding anonymously for a fortnight to reach Winterfell, Jaime discovers Bran has been sitting in the courtyard waiting for his "old friend" the whole time. (I've made a huge mistake.)

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Ooooooh I love this! -nyan

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2019 Apr 15 ddarko189 and mlopez like this
That doesn't account for the category of the "I've made a huge mistake".
The explanation for is: the "you done fucked up" moments where a character has done something that in hindsight was clearly a dumb, avoidable mistake.

But, Jaime doesn't do any dumb or avoidable mistake (or any mistake at all). -amitelran2110

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2019 Apr 16 tal.t, semion.g, guy.v, IPKOB like this
We'll see in the upcoming episode. It seems like it may be a mistake to have come to Winterfell at all. Definitely a worthwhile debate though. -nyan

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