Matchup: Matt of My Gay House Named Gavin vs The Lord of Tight for Ep 3
8th Floor of the Red Keep
Kills
16:01
(+2)
Podrick Payne:
Podrick gets a quick stab on a wight that charges him.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
16:16
(+10)
Daenerys Targaryen:
Drogon arrives to the battlefield, lighting up a line of wights behind Jaime. 5 wights are thrown up in the air from the blast.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
Sansa and Arya look on as Jon and Rhaegal torches the front line of wights with dragonfire - 33 wights are seen burning or thrown into the air by the blast
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
Sansa and Arya look on as Rhaegal torches the front line of wights with dragonfire - 33 wights are seen burning or thrown into the air by the blast
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
16:43
(+44)
Daenerys Targaryen:
Drogon and Daenerys torches the rear of the wight formation, burning 22 visible wights in the blast area
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
18:09
(+2)
Podrick Payne:
Podrick home run swings a wight into pieces with his dragonglass blade.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
18:21
(+56)
Daenerys Targaryen:
Drogon and Daenerys attack from overhead, incinerating a line of wights and a wight giant.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
19:08
(+4)
Podrick Payne:
Podrick runs through a wight with his sword, and slashes another on its side.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
The Hound hacks away at 3 wights with his dragonglass axe.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
Gendry smacks a kneeling wight with his axe as he runs towards the Winterfell walls.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
25:02
(+2)
Arya Stark:
Arya delivers a flaming arrow headshot into the eye socket of a wight, saving a retreating Sandor Clegane.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
Realizing he is in pursuit after Arya whizzes a flaming arrow right over his head, Sandor turns around and smashes a wight with his dragonglass axe.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
The Hound cuts down a spinning wight as he covers the group's retreat to Winterfell.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
Clegane slashes down a wight as the phalanx of Unsullied escort Melisandre outside the Winterfell gate.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
Sandor cuts down another wight as time frantically ticks down for the Red Woman's firestarters to work.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
28:40
(+4)
Melisandre:
Two lunging wights are engulfed by the flames as Melisandre lights the trench just in the nick of time.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
28:40
(+2)
Melisandre:
A wight in front of the trench is caught in the flames after it suddenly lights up in flames after Melisandre's spell.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
After the trench is lit, Jon and Rhaegal venture out and ignite a cluster of wights just outside the Winterfell gate.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
After the trench is lit, Jon and Rhaegal venture out and ignite a cluster of wights just outside the Winterfell gate.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
29:13
(+8)
Melisandre:
Four burning wights attempt to crawl out from under the burning trench lit by Melisandre
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
29:15
(+8)
Melisandre:
Four more wights are shown burning along the trench lit by Melisandre.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
33:21
(+40)
Daenerys Targaryen:
As Bran's warged ravens fly across the battlefield, the dragons continue to torch the wights army outside the walls of Winterfell. 40 wights are thrown up/incinerated in the blast (unknown dragon, score split evenly across dragons)
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
As Bran's warged ravens fly across the battlefield, the dragons continue to torch the wights army outside the walls of Winterfell. 40 wights are thrown up/incinerated in the blast (unknown dragon, score split evenly across dragons)
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
As Bran's warged ravens fly across the battlefield, the dragons continue to torch the wights army outside the walls of Winterfell. 40 wights are thrown up/incinerated in the blast (unknown dragon, score split evenly across dragons)
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
Sandor brings his axe down on a wight as it attempts to scale the wall, sending it tumbling back down to the bottom.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
Grey Worm stabs a wight as it climbs over the wall.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
Grey Worm lands a blow on a wight as it tries to climb the wall.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
39:41
(+4)
Arya Stark:
Arya makes her entrance, slicing apart two wights atop the walls of Winterfell with surgical precision.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
39:46
(+4)
Arya Stark:
Arya scores the multi-kill as she headshots two wights with one swing of her spear.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
39:55
(+6)
Arya Stark:
Arya kills one wight and impales two others together as she makes her way into the tower atop the wall.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
39:55
(+12)
Arya Stark:
Arya detaches her spear into dual-wielding format, killing 6 wights as she fights her way up the stairs.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
40:26
(+16)
Arya Stark:
In a dazzling array of spin moves, Arya kills 8 wights atop the castle wall.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
47:14
(+2)
Arya Stark:
Arya turns a corner and runs into a wight in the library. She stealthily stabs it through the throat before she can be noticed.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
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Clegane bashes in two wights as he, Arya, and Beric make their escape.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
Clegane fights off two wights, knocking out one's head and kicking another.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
51:37
(+2)
Arya Stark:
Arya picks up an axe and kills a wight in an attempt to save Beric.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
With Jon as rider, Rhaegal engages in a vicious mid-air fight with Viserion, ripping the scales off his breast and ultimately breaking Viserion's jaw.
(Major Injury of Named Character)
Rhaegal engages in a vicious mid-air fight with Viserion, ripping the scales off his breast and ultimately breaking Viserion's jaw.
(Major Injury of Named Character)
56:02
(+1)
Daenerys Targaryen:
While Daenerys rides Drogon, he intercepts the Night King mid-air, dismounting him from Viserion and dropping him down hundreds of feet to the forest below.
(Minor Injury of Named Character)
56:09
(+10)
Daenerys Targaryen:
Daenerys rides Drogon as he bites down and snaps wight-Viserion's neck.
(Kill of Named Character)
Grey Worm defends a cowering Sam from the wights.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
Jon cuts down one wight as the recently-reanimated army of corpses begin to surround him.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
Jon fends off five wights as he is surrounded outside the walls of Winterfell.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
62:29
(+14)
Daenerys Targaryen:
Drogon burns seven wights as he and Daenerys ride in to save Jon.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
62:59
(+8)
Daenerys Targaryen:
Four additional wights wither in the flames as Jon rushes towards Winterfell to save Bran.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
Jon fends off three wights as he makes his way into Winterfell.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
Gendry slashes down five wights as he and Tormund battle atop a mountain of wights and bodies.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
Jon kills three more wights as he fights his way through the Winterfell courtyard.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
A bloodied Grey Worm fights off a wight with his spear.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
Jon cuts through 5 wights as he makes his way through the hallway and locks a cell gate behind him.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
67:51
(+4)
Podrick Payne:
As Brienne and Jaimie are tied up against the wall, Podrick's hands are free and he continues to hack away at the wight horde, scoring two kills.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
Gendry cuts down two wights as he and Tormund fight atop a mound of wights.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
68:01
(+2)
Daenerys Targaryen:
Daenerys cuts down a wight with a dragonglass sword after it jumps Jorah's back.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
68:07
(+2)
Daenerys Targaryen:
Daenerys stabs a wight in the face after it attacks Jorah.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
Jon cuts down a wight as he tries to evade the chaotic blue fire from the injured Viserion.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
73:34
(+2)
Daenerys Targaryen:
Daenerys stabs a wight through the stomach, though only after it has put a dagger through Jorah's heart.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
75:47
(+10)
Arya Stark:
Arya drops the Valyrian steel dagger and switches to her off hand, plunging it into the Night King's stomach.
(Kill of Named Character)
75:55
(+20)
Arya Stark:
10 of the Night King's lieutenants distintegrate into shards of ice after Arya kills the Night King
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
75:58
(+180)
Arya Stark:
90 wights fall in the Godswood after Arya kill the Night King keeping them animated.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
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76:06
(+10)
Arya Stark:
Viserion collapses for the final time after Arya kills the Night King
(Kill of Named Character)
76:10
(+58)
Arya Stark:
The mound of wights fighting around Tormund and Gendry collapses after Arya kills the Night King.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
76:11
(+24)
Arya Stark:
12 wights tumble from their free solo attempt off the wall of Winterfells after Arya kills the Night King.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
76:11
(+32)
Arya Stark:
16 wights fall from the inner roofs and walls of Winterfell after Arya kills the Night King.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
76:21
(+668)
Arya Stark:
The Wights outside the castle walls collapse after Arya kills the Night King. Approximately 334 distinguishable wights are seen dropping dead in the flyover shot.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
76:37
(+24)
Arya Stark:
The last 12 wights closing in on Daenerys and Jorah's position collapse after Arya kills the Night King.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
79:18
(+10)
Melisandre:
Melisandre removes her amulet, letting old age finally consume her as she withers in the snowy fields outside Winterfell.
(Kill of Named Character)
Political Wins
65:48
(+3)
Arya Stark:
After killing the Night King, the White Walkers and wights all die off, saving the inhabits of Winterfell.
(Victorious Battle)
Insults Delivered / Funny Lines
Varys sighs at his fate while waiting out the Battle of Winterfell: "At least we already in a crypt."
(Funny Line)
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17:56
(+3)
Arya Stark:
after handing her sister a dragonglass daggger:
Sansa: "I don't know how to use it."
Arya: "Stick them with the pointy end." (Funny Line)
Sansa: "I don't know how to use it."
Arya: "Stick them with the pointy end." (Funny Line)
30:34
(+3)
Tyrion Lannister:
"You might be surprised at the lengths I'd go to avoid joining the Army of the Dead. I could think of no organization less suited to my talents."
(Funny Line)
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31:11
(+3)
Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion: "Maybe we should have stayed married."
Sansa: "You were the best of them."
Tyrion: "What a terrifying thought." (Funny Line)
Sansa: "You were the best of them."
Tyrion: "What a terrifying thought." (Funny Line)
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Glasses of Wine Consumed
The Hound takes a drink after admonishing Gendry for his thirst.
Gendry: "Look, it's not about that."
Sandor: "Of course it's about that, you twat. Why shouldn't it be? The dead are dead. You're not." (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Gendry: "Look, it's not about that."
Sandor: "Of course it's about that, you twat. Why shouldn't it be? The dead are dead. You're not." (Glass of Wine Consumed)
20:51
(+5)
Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion takes a swig from his wineskin after he realizes he has nothing to say to Sansa in the Winterfell crypts.
(Glass of Wine Consumed)
30:45
(+5)
Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion drinks from his second wineskin as Varys and Sansa tell him to give up hope of venturing upstairs and being useful for the battle.
(Glass of Wine Consumed)
49:12
(+5)
Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion drinks some liquid courage from his wineskin as the wights come bashing through to the crypt level.
(Glass of Wine Consumed)
Deaths
69:46
(+5)
Melisandre:
Melisandre removes her amulet, letting old age finally consume her as she withers in the snowy fields outside Winterfell.
(Death)
Special
8:33
(+3)
Melisandre:
Melisandre lights up the arakhs of the Dothraki horde before they charge into battle against the undead army.
(Special)
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28:40
(+3)
Melisandre:
Melisandre realizes she should've spent more time on Duolingo getting the tones right, but eventually succeeds in lighting the trench on fire to momentarily stop the advance of the Wight Army.
(Special)
Rhaegal does an evasive 360 barrel role and flies down after almost being hit by Viserion's blue flame.
(Special)
The Feels
31:11
(+5)
Tyrion Lannister:
Sansa and Tyrion wax nostalgic to their King's Landing days, and all the trials they've endured since
Tyrion: "Maybe we should have stayed married."
Sansa: "You were the best of them." (Warm Fuzzy Moment)
Tyrion: "Maybe we should have stayed married."
Sansa: "You were the best of them." (Warm Fuzzy Moment)
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53:55
(+5)
Arya Stark:
Melisandre: "What do we say to to the God of Death?"
Arya: "Not today." (Warm Fuzzy Moment)
Arya: "Not today." (Warm Fuzzy Moment)
53:55
(+5)
Melisandre:
Melisandre: "What do we say to to the God of Death?"
Arya: "Not today." (Warm Fuzzy Moment)
Arya: "Not today." (Warm Fuzzy Moment)
63:13
(+3)
Daenerys Targaryen:
Daenerys realizes why bus drivers never wait as she and Drogon get inundated with 57 fare-skipping hop-ons.
(I've made a huge mistake.)
67:24
(+5)
Tyrion Lannister:
As the dead make their way into the Crypts, Sansa and Tyrion hide behind a tomb and share a tender moment. Tyrion kisses her hand as they pull out their weapons and join the fray.
(Warm Fuzzy Moment)
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