Matchup: The Ice Queen vs Don Diego for Ep 4

Fucking fucking game of thrones (repeat in creepy voice)

The Ice Queen (nikolli.xhorxha)

Character	Drafted	Total	Politics	Insults	Wine	Sex	Thrones	Special	Feels
Tyrion Lannister	#5	56	6	12	35	0	3	0	0
Tormund Giantsbane	#13	52	3	9	10	5	0	12	13
Davos Seaworth	#21	11	0	0	10	0	1	0	0
Cersei Lannister	#4	8	8	0	0	0	0	0	0
Wight Army (Extras)	#20	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0
Viserion	#12	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0
Totals		127	17	21	55	5	4	12	13

Don Diego (diegoe.lavalle)

Character	Drafted	Total	Kills	Politics	Insults	Wine	Sex	Thrones	Deaths	Special	Feels
Brienne of Tarth	#7	50	0	0	0	25	10	0	0	0	15
Sandor Clegane (The Hound)	#15	32	0	0	0	15	0	0	0	9	8
Bronn	#23	22	1	0	15	5	0	1	0	0	0
Gendry	#10	13	0	3	0	5	0	0	0	0	5
Rhaegal	#18	5	0	0	0	0	0	0	5	0	0
White Walker (Night King)	#2	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0
Totals		122	1	3	15	50	10	1	5	9	28

Kills

40:01 (+1) Bronn:

Bronn punches Tyrion square in the nose, rendering it bloody. "I've never hit a dwarf before, but say another word and I will belt you." (Minor Injury of Named Character)

Political Wins

10:52 (+3) Gendry:

Gendry receives high marks on his peer reviews after the Battle of Winterfell, and he is legitimized as a non-bastard and named Lord Baratheon of Storm's End.

Daenerys Targaryen: "I think you should be Lord of Storm's End.
Gendry: "That can't be, I'm a bastard."
Daenerys: "No, you are Lord Gendry Baratheon of Storm's End. The lawful son of Robert Baratheon. Because that is what I have made you." (New Title)

33:53 (+3) Tyrion Lannister:

Tyrion and Jon convince Daenerys to take a more cautioned approach to the war and lay siege to King's Landing instead of destroying it.

Daenerys: "No matter how many lords turn against her, as long as she sits on the Iron Throne, she can call herself Queen of the Seven Kingdoms. We need the capital."
Tyrion: "I watched the people of King's Landing rebel against their king when they were hungry, and that was before winter began. Give them the opportunity and they will cast Cersei aside."
Jon: "We'll surround the city. If the Iron Fleet tries to ferry in more food, the dragons will destroy them. If the Lannisters and the Golden Company attack, we'll defeat them in the field."
Tyrion: "Once the people see that Cersei is our only enemy, her reign is over." (Convincing Argument)

46:50 (+3) Tyrion Lannister:

Tyrion learns of Jon's heritage as a secret Targaryen and claimant to the Iron Throne through Sansa. (Secret Discovery)

50:36 (+3) Tormund Giantsbane:

Jon gives charge of Ghost to Tormund, to take him back to his natural habitat north of the Wall. (New Follower/Prisoner)

57:52 (+3) Cersei Lannister:

As a result of the Iron Fleet attacks on Daenerys' ships, Cersei captures Missandei. (New Follower/Prisoner)

75:52 (+5) Cersei Lannister:

Cersei carries through on her threat as the Mountain beheads the prisoner Missandei in front of Daenerys and her advisors during the attempted parley. (Kill of Named Character (Orchestrated))

Insults Delivered / Funny Lines

14:47 (+3) Tormund Giantsbane:

Tormund demands Jon finish off his horn of wine in front of a celebratory crowd at the Feast of Winterfell.

Tormund: "We have to celebrate our victory."
Jon: "Vomiting is not celebrating."
Tormund: "...yes, it is." (Funny Line)

18:54 (+3) Tormund Giantsbane:

"Now, which one of you cowards shit in my pants?" (Funny Line)

38:50 (+3) Tyrion Lannister:

ribbing Jaime on his new dedication to Brienne: "I'm happy. I'm happy that you're happy. I'm happy that you'll finally have to climb for it." (Funny Line)

38:53 (+3) Tyrion Lannister:

ribbing Jaime on his new dedication to Brienne: "Do you know how long I've waited to tell tall-person jokes?" (Funny Line)

39:22 (+3) Bronn:

Bronn comments after hearing of Jaime's relationship with Brienne.

"I knew you were fucking her. A pair of tall, blond toffs. Must be like looking in the mirror." (Witty Insult)

39:52 (+3) Bronn:

Tyrion: "You're a knight, thanks to me."
Bronn: "Thanks to me. And that title's worth as much as a blond hair from your brother's ballsack." (Witty Insult)

40:05 (+3) Bronn:

Tyrion: "You broke my nose!"
Bronn: "I did not break your nose."
Tyrion: "How do you know?"
Bronn: "Because I've been breaking noses since I was your size, and I know what it sounds like." (Funny Line)

40:50 (+3) Bronn:

Tyrion: "May I speak?
Bronn: "Why not? Only death will shut you up." (Witty Insult)

41:48 (+3) Bronn:

Jaime: "Highgarden will never belong to a cutthroat."
Bronn: "Who were your ancestors, the ones who made your family rich? Fancy lads in silk? They were fucking cutthroats.
That's how all the great houses started, isn't it? With a hard bastard who was good at killing people. Kill a few hundred people, they make you a lord. Kill a few thousand, they make you king. And then all your cocksucking grandsons can ruin the family with their cocksucking ways." (Funny Line)

44:34 (+3) Tyrion Lannister:

to Sansa: "My Lady. [long pause] ...'My Lord' is the standard response." (Funny Line)

47:26 (+3) Tormund Giantsbane:

Jon: "Rhaegal needs to heal. He doesn't need me weighing him down."
Tormund: "You weigh as much as two fleas fucking." (Witty Insult)

61:32 (+3) Tyrion Lannister:

Varys: "He (Jon Snow) is a man, which makes him more appealing to the lords of Westeros, whose support we are going to need."
Tyrion: "Joffrey was a man. I don't think a cock is a true qualification, as I'm sure you'd agree." (Witty Insult)

Glasses of Wine Consumed

9:18 (+5) Gendry:

Gendry takes a drink before asking the Hound if he's seen Arya. (Glass of Wine Consumed)

9:50 (+5) Tyrion Lannister:

Tyrion drinks in the far background as Gendry scoots his way up the aisle. (Glass of Wine Consumed)

12:23 (+5) Brienne of Tarth:

Brienne and Jaime share a drink at the Feast of Winterfell.

Jaime: "We've fought dead things and lived to talk about it.If this isn't the time to drink, when is?" (Glass of Wine Consumed)

12:31 (+5) Tormund Giantsbane:

Tormund glugs straight from the pitcher during the Feast of Winterfell. (Glass of Wine Consumed)

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12:31 (+5) Sandor Clegane (The Hound):

Sandor takes a sip in the blurry background as Davos and Tyrion talk about Melisandre. (Glass of Wine Consumed)

13:22 (+5) Tyrion Lannister:

Tyrion refills and drinks at the the refill station as he and Davos discuss the political drama to come. "We may have defeated them, but we still have us to contend with." (Glass of Wine Consumed)

13:31 (+5) Davos Seaworth:

Davos is handed a cup by Tyrion as they worry about the mysteries of the Lord of Light and the political infighting situation. (Glass of Wine Consumed)

15:02 (+5) Tormund Giantsbane:

Tormund drinks from his horn as the crowd toasts both Daenerys and Arya. (Glass of Wine Consumed)

15:30 (+5) Tyrion Lannister:

Tyrion drinks at the table with Jaime and Brienne as they kick off their drinking game of guesses. (Glass of Wine Consumed)

15:44 (+5) Brienne of Tarth:

Brienne is forced to drink in the game after Jaime correctly "guesses" that she is an only child.

Jaime: "You... are an only child."
Brienne: "I told you I was."
Jaime: "You didn't."
Brienne: "I did."
Jaime: "I surmised it." (Glass of Wine Consumed)

16:25 (+5) Davos Seaworth:

Davos drinks in the foreground as Tormund regales the crowd with the legends of Jon Snow. (Glass of Wine Consumed)

17:14 (+5) Brienne of Tarth:

Brienne drinks jovially at a table with Podrick, Tyrion, and Jaime as Daenerys realizes she has no friends. (Glass of Wine Consumed)

17:50 (+5) Tyrion Lannister:

Brienne tells Tyrion he is wrong about his guess, and he is forced to drink. (Glass of Wine Consumed)

18:09 (+5) Brienne of Tarth:

Brienne guesses wrong that Tyrion is drinking wine but prefers ale, forcing her to drink. (Glass of Wine Consumed)

20:24 (+5) Sandor Clegane (The Hound):

Clegane takes another bitter drink as growls at a Northern girl who attempts to hit on him. (Glass of Wine Consumed)

21:38 (+5) Sandor Clegane (The Hound):

Sandor drinks from his refill as he talks bluntly with Sansa about her experiences. "You've changed, little bird." (Glass of Wine Consumed)

24:56 (+5) Brienne of Tarth:

Brienne takes a drink as Jaime stumbles into her bedchambers with a cups and a pitcher of wine. (Glass of Wine Consumed)

39:01 (+5) Tyrion Lannister:

Jaime and Tyrion drink after toasting to Jaime's new relationship with Brienne. "To climbing mountains." (Glass of Wine Consumed)

41:49 (+5) Bronn:

Bronn has a sip from Tyrion's tasty beverage as he holds both of the Lannister brothers at bay with a crossbow. (Glass of Wine Consumed)

52:18 (+5) Tyrion Lannister:

Tyrion drinks in the ship's cabin while discussing the issue of Jon Snow's parentage with Varys. (Glass of Wine Consumed)

61:30 (+5) Tyrion Lannister:

Tyrion drinks in the throne room at Dragonstone as he and Varys discuss how to reign in Daenerys. (Glass of Wine Consumed)

Acts of Intercourse

19:48 (+5) Tormund Giantsbane:

After being spurned by Brienne, Tormund rebounds with a Northern girl who fancies him at the Feast of Winterfell.

Northern girl: " You can touch me. I'm not afraid of Wildlings."
Tormund: "Maybe you should be."
(Act of Intercourse)

27:20 (+5) Brienne of Tarth:

Brienne experiences her first time with Jaime after he drunkenly and jealously stumbles into her bedchambers.

Jaime: "I've never slept with a knight before."
Brienne: "I've never slept with anyone before." (Act of Intercourse)

65:43 (+5) Brienne of Tarth:

Brienne wakes up from bed after a 2nd night with Jaime, only to find he has disappeared into the night. (Act of Intercourse)

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I think it strongly implied they did -conor_finlay

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2019 May 6 vjdev2015 likes this
I don't know about this. I think if this scene was shot in the morning when it was light, you wouldn't just assume they had done the deed. Just because they were sharing a bed isn't strong implication of deed doing. -Jamiemurraytait

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2019 May 6
Especially if you are going to give jaime for "I've made a huge mistake" assuming he's done it again is a bit contradictory hahaha -Jamiemurraytait

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2019 May 6
I'm mostly going off Brienne being nude, they probably have pajamas if they're regular sleeping? -nyan

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2019 May 6 vjdev2015 likes this
Rule IV: Scenes where characters are nude in bed are counted as implied sex. -okaymkay

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So would Rule IV cover Jaime aswell? He’s not naked in bed but Brienne didn’t shag herself. -conor_finlay

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A Game of Thrones

8:54 (+1) Tyrion Lannister:

Tyrion sits at the head table during the celebratory feast at Winterfell. (Basic Seat)

10:11 (+1) Davos Seaworth:

Davos sits and observes nervously as Daenerys calls out Gendry for his Baratheon heritage. (Basic Seat)

38:29 (+1) Tyrion Lannister:

Tyrion sits with Jaime in front of a fireplace in Winterfell, as Tyrion ribs Jaime on his newfound romance with Brienne. (Basic Seat)

39:37 (+1) Bronn:

Bronn takes a seat with his hostages as he negotiates with Tyrion and Jaime at crossbow-point. (Basic Seat)

51:31 (+1) Tyrion Lannister:

Tyrion sits with Varys in the cabin below deck, discussing the secret of Jon's parentage. (Basic Seat)

Deaths

53:32 (+5) Rhaegal:

Rhaegal is hit by three scorpion bolts from Euron and the Greyjoy fleet, falling out of the sky and plunging into the waters next to Dragonstone. (Death)

Special

9:20 (+3) Sandor Clegane (The Hound):

Sandor scoops at a shepherd's pie in his bowl during the Feast of Winterfell. (Special)

9:21 (+3) Sandor Clegane (The Hound):

Sandor scoops at a shepherd's pie in his bowl during the Feast of Winterfell, in a strong foreshadowing to the Cleganebowl that was Promised. (Special)

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19:05 (+12) Tormund Giantsbane:

Tormund eagerly stares at Brienne as she excuses herself to take a piss. His 3-second gaze is unfortunately interrupted by Jaime. (Special)

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Also would “icy fucks” count as a witty insult? Or does it have to be said directly to the target of the insult? -conor_finlay

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2019 May 7
Doesn't have to be said at anyone, and for Tormund these kind of half-bleed into funny lines. I did add the "shit in my pants" line right after "icy fucks", here: https://fantasora.com/event/4628

I could go either way on this icy fucks line. -nyan

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2019 May 8
I feel like he definitely does more than 3 points worth of staring here? He stares straight into her eyes for 5/6 seconds as he walks over to her. He’s speaking to everyone but his eyes are fixed right on hers and he also happens to be talking about “looking into blue eyes”. His second stare is about 5/6 seconds aswell, from the end of his laugh to the moment Jaime steps in front of him and his eyes move to him. -conor_finlay

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2019 May 8
I know he doesn’t get points for just looking at Brienne but these two stares are definitely more in line with the stares he was scored for in episode 2. -conor_finlay

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2019 May 8
That was my bad, I meant to mark this as 3 seconds and 9 points. This is the portion that you can see Tormund's eyes during the stare in the screenshot, between Brienne's "pardon me for a moment" and Jaime interrupting. The 5s is about right if you include the beginning where we just see the back of his head. Don't feel too strongly about the cutoff here, call it even at 4s? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

It's subjective but I feel that before this with the "icy fucks" he is mostly jovial and talking to her like a person instead of objectifying her? -nyan

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2019 May 8
Yeah that’s fair in regard to the “icy fucks” part. I’d still argue that he should get the whole 5/6 seconds for the second stars as we can still see he’s looking at her even though we can’t see his eyes the whole time. Ultimately it’s up to you though. -conor_finlay

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42:47 (+3) Sandor Clegane (The Hound):

Sandor chews on a piece of jerky as he rides solo out of Winterfell. (Special)

The Feels

11:36 (+3) Sandor Clegane (The Hound):

Sandor continues to sit and eat throughout all the various celebratory toasts for Gendry, Arya, and other heroes of the Battle of Winterfell. (Ridiculously Funny Moment)

16:44 (+3) Tormund Giantsbane:

Tormund continually splashes wine EVERYWHERE as he regales the crowd with the legend of Jon Snow. (Ridiculously Funny Moment)

19:48 (+5) Tormund Giantsbane:

Tormund's heart is broken as he regales his story to Clegane. "And after all that, this fucker comes north and takes her from me. Just takes her, like that. I mean it, Clegane. My heart is broken." (Sad Feels)

22:07 (+5) Sandor Clegane (The Hound):

Sandor Clegane and Sansa talk about their long journeys and roads not taken.

Sandor: " You've changed, Little Bird. None of it would have happened if you'd left King's Landing with me. No Littlefinger, no Ramsay none of it."
Sansa: "Without Littlefinger, and Ramsay, and the rest... I would have stayed a Little Bird all my life." (Warm Fuzzy Moment)

23:32 (+5) Gendry:

Gendry proposes to Arya.

"I don't know how to be Lord of anything. I hardly know how to use a fork. All I know is that you're beautiful, and I love you, and none of it will be worth anything if you're not with me. So be with me. Be my wife. Be the Lady of Storm's End." (Warm Fuzzy Moment)

48:32 (+5) Tormund Giantsbane:

Jon and Tormund say their final farewells, as Tormund leaves to take the Free Folk home beyond the Wall.

Tormund: "It isn't home. We need room to wander. I'll take them back through Castle Black as soon as the winter storms pass. Back where we belong." (Warm Fuzzy Moment)

57:26 (+15) Brienne of Tarth:

Brienne begs Jaime to stay with her, but is left sobbing in the courtyard of Winterfell after Jaime rides off to save Cersei.

"You're better than she is. You're a good man and you can't save her. You don't need to die with her. Stay here. Stay with me." (Sad Feels)

Do people like this as Feels of the Week? Gwendoline Christie was amazing in this. And it felt like a real moment of reckoning for Jaime. -nyan

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2019 May 6
I think there is also a case for Danaerys when she looks at jorah, similar with sansa and theon. Would also suggest the strongest case would be for grey worm watching missandei's execution. -Jamiemurraytait

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2019 May 6
I'll classify this as the 3x "Feels of the Week". Same was applied to Jon's speech at the beginning.

I think my take goes against the grain a bit and we'll probably mostly add them, but Daenerys/Sansa/Grey Worm being sad about deaths are submitted here:

https://fantasora.com/event/4609
https://fantasora.com/event/4596 -nyan

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2019 May 6
^edit: eh after further consideration I downgraded Jon's speech. It was a very good speech but maybe just below the bar. It was sort of like Podrick's song in terms of summing up the overall moment which together was very sad, however the Sad Feels were distributed and not all on one character. -nyan

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