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Ironborn Winter (Public #403) | Fantasora

Ironborn Winter (Public #403) (GoT: Season 6)

Rk Team Total Change Behind Kills Politics Insults Wine Sex Thrones Deaths Special Feels
1 - 50 -3 - 7 8 8 8 3.5 4.5 4 2.5 4.5
2 1 46 - 4 6 (+2) 6 (+0.5) 6.5 3.5 3.5 4.5 5.5 (+0.5) 6 4.5
3 1 43 -2.5 7 4 7 (+1.5) 5 3.5 8 4.5 2 4.5 4.5
4 2 42.5 -3.5 7.5 1.5 5 6.5 3.5 3.5 4.5 5.5 8 4.5
5 3 42 13.5 8 (+4.5) 8 1 (+0.5) 2 3.5 (+3) 7 4.5 (+4.5) 7 (+1.5) 4.5 4.5
6 - 36 1.5 14 1.5 (+0.5) 2 (+0.5) 4 7 3.5 4.5 2 (+1.5) 7 4.5
7 - 32.5 -1 17.5 3 3.5 1 3.5 3.5 4.5 (+1) 8 1 4.5
8 3 32 -5 18 5 3.5 3 3.5 3.5 4.5 2 2.5 4.5
Rk Team Total Change Behind Kills Politics Insults Wine Sex Thrones Deaths Special Feels
1 1 158 +40 - 32 (+15) 39 (+9) 45 (+15) 25 0 0 (+1) 11 6 0
2 1 144 +7 14 0 12 (+3) 18 0 0 0 (+1) 12 (+3) 102 0
3 - 90 +19 68 30 (+6) 15 (+6) 18 0 0 0 (+1) 12 (+6) 15 0
4 4 85 +77 73 (+40) 42 (+3) 3 (+3) 3 0 (+5) 5 0 (+20) 20 (+6) 12 0
5 1 66 +12 92 4 (+3) 18 (+9) 12 0 20 0 0 12 0
6 1 43 +26 115 0 (+6) 6 (+6) 9 (+5) 10 0 0 0 (+9) 18 0
t-7 2 35 - 123 14 9 6 0 0 0 0 6 0
t-7 1 35 +13 123 2 9 0 0 0 0 (+10) 21 (+3) 3 0
Totals 656 +194 124 111 111 35 25 0 76 174 0
Rk Team Total Change Behind Streak Roto Tiebreaker Points/Game
3 2 2 - - L-1 42.5 48
2 - 2 - - L-1 43 22
4 2 2 +1 - W-2 42 28.33
1 2 2 +1 - W-2 50 52.67
5 1 1 - 1 L-2 46 30
8 3 1 - 1 L-2 32 11.67
7 1 1 +1 1 W-1 32.5 11.67
6 1 1 +1 1 W-1 36 14.33

Episode 3: Oathbreaker

Reek (11tanner.brown)
Samwell Tarly:
11 pts
26 7 Team Dany (oliver.hyde21)
Arya Stark:
6 pts
Dances with Direwolves (jennyrath)
Eddison Tollett:
6 pts
12 13 The Bastard Jon Aloha (hawaiikman)
Alliser Thorne:
13 pts
That one guy who got his dick cut off (scconway94)
Tyrion Lannister:
16 pts
40 19 fallBeforeWinter (silkwire)
Varys:
9 pts
Mance Raiders (amandapntzr)
Loras Tyrell:
0 pts
0 77 Freefolk (mattwalsh91)
Jon Snow:
57 pts

Episode 4: Book of the Stranger

Mance Raiders (amandapntzr)
Avg: 11.67 , Record: 1-2
Reek (11tanner.brown)
Avg: 14.33 , Record: 1-2
That one guy who got his dick cut off (scconway94)
Avg: 52.67 , Record: 2-1
The Bastard Jon Aloha (hawaiikman)
Avg: 11.67 , Record: 1-2
fallBeforeWinter (silkwire)
Avg: 30 , Record: 1-2
Team Dany (oliver.hyde21)
Avg: 48 , Record: 2-1
Dances with Direwolves (jennyrath)
Avg: 22 , Record: 2-1
Freefolk (mattwalsh91)
Avg: 28.33 , Record: 2-1

Scenario Analysis for Episode 4: Book of the Stranger

Reek (11tanner.brown) 1-2, 14.33 points/game, #6

Optimal Scenario with Win

Mance Raiders vs. Reek [Matchup]
Reek wins. (maintain rank)
That one guy who got his dick cut off vs. The Bastard Jon Aloha [Matchup]
That one guy who got his dick cut off loses and you make up 14 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
The Bastard Jon Aloha loses, or they win and you don't lose more than -3.5 tiebreaker points to them. (maintain rank)
fallBeforeWinter vs. Team Dany [Matchup]
fallBeforeWinter loses, or they win and you make up 10 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Team Dany loses and you make up 6.5 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Dances with Direwolves vs. Freefolk [Matchup]
Dances with Direwolves loses and you make up 7 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Freefolk loses and you make up 6 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Resulting Record: 2-2, rank #3

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

Mance Raiders vs. Reek [Matchup]
Reek loses. (-1 rank)
That one guy who got his dick cut off vs. The Bastard Jon Aloha [Matchup]
The Bastard Jon Aloha wins, or they lose and you lose more than -3.5 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
fallBeforeWinter vs. Team Dany [Matchup]
fallBeforeWinter wins, or they lose and you don't make up 10 tiebreaker points on them. (maintain rank)
Resulting Record: 1-3, rank #8

That one guy who got his dick cut off (scconway94) 2-1, 52.67 points/game, #1

Optimal Scenario with Win

That one guy who got his dick cut off vs. The Bastard Jon Aloha [Matchup]
fallBeforeWinter vs. Team Dany [Matchup]
Team Dany loses, or they win and you don't lose more than -7.5 tiebreaker points to them. (maintain rank)
Dances with Direwolves vs. Freefolk [Matchup]
Dances with Direwolves loses, or they win and you don't lose more than -7 tiebreaker points to them. (maintain rank)
Freefolk loses, or they win and you don't lose more than -8 tiebreaker points to them. (maintain rank)
Resulting Record: 3-1, rank #1

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

Mance Raiders vs. Reek [Matchup]
Mance Raiders wins and you lose more than -18 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Reek wins and you lose more than -14 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
That one guy who got his dick cut off vs. The Bastard Jon Aloha [Matchup]
fallBeforeWinter vs. Team Dany [Matchup]
fallBeforeWinter wins and you lose more than -4 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Team Dany wins, or they lose and you lose more than -7.5 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Dances with Direwolves vs. Freefolk [Matchup]
Dances with Direwolves wins, or they lose and you lose more than -7 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Freefolk wins, or they lose and you lose more than -8 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Resulting Record: 2-2, rank #5

The Bastard Jon Aloha (hawaiikman) 1-2, 11.67 points/game, #7

Optimal Scenario with Win

Mance Raiders vs. Reek [Matchup]
Mance Raiders loses, or they win and you don't lose more than -0.5 tiebreaker points to them. (maintain rank)
Reek loses, or they win and you make up 3.5 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
That one guy who got his dick cut off vs. The Bastard Jon Aloha [Matchup]
The Bastard Jon Aloha wins. (+1 rank)
fallBeforeWinter vs. Team Dany [Matchup]
fallBeforeWinter loses, or they win and you make up 13.5 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Team Dany loses and you make up 10 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Dances with Direwolves vs. Freefolk [Matchup]
Dances with Direwolves loses and you make up 10.5 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Freefolk loses and you make up 9.5 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Resulting Record: 2-2, rank #3

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

Mance Raiders vs. Reek [Matchup]
Mance Raiders wins, or they lose and you lose more than -0.5 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Reek wins, or they lose and you don't make up 3.5 tiebreaker points on them. (maintain rank)
That one guy who got his dick cut off vs. The Bastard Jon Aloha [Matchup]
fallBeforeWinter vs. Team Dany [Matchup]
fallBeforeWinter wins, or they lose and you don't make up 13.5 tiebreaker points on them. (maintain rank)
Resulting Record: 1-3, rank #8

Mance Raiders (amandapntzr) 1-2, 11.67 points/game, #8

Optimal Scenario with Win

Mance Raiders vs. Reek [Matchup]
Mance Raiders wins. (+1 rank)
That one guy who got his dick cut off vs. The Bastard Jon Aloha [Matchup]
That one guy who got his dick cut off loses and you make up 18 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
The Bastard Jon Aloha loses, or they win and you make up 0.5 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
fallBeforeWinter vs. Team Dany [Matchup]
fallBeforeWinter loses, or they win and you make up 14 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Team Dany loses and you make up 10.5 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Dances with Direwolves vs. Freefolk [Matchup]
Dances with Direwolves loses and you make up 11 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Freefolk loses and you make up 10 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Resulting Record: 2-2, rank #4

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

Mance Raiders vs. Reek [Matchup]
Mance Raiders loses. (maintain rank)
That one guy who got his dick cut off vs. The Bastard Jon Aloha [Matchup]
The Bastard Jon Aloha wins, or they lose and you don't make up 0.5 tiebreaker points on them. (maintain rank)
fallBeforeWinter vs. Team Dany [Matchup]
fallBeforeWinter wins, or they lose and you don't make up 14 tiebreaker points on them. (maintain rank)
Resulting Record: 1-3, rank #8

Team Dany (oliver.hyde21) 2-1, 48 points/game, #3

Optimal Scenario with Win

That one guy who got his dick cut off vs. The Bastard Jon Aloha [Matchup]
That one guy who got his dick cut off loses, or they win and you make up 7.5 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
fallBeforeWinter vs. Team Dany [Matchup]
Dances with Direwolves vs. Freefolk [Matchup]
Dances with Direwolves loses, or they win and you make up 0.5 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Freefolk loses, or they win and you don't lose more than -0.5 tiebreaker points to them. (maintain rank)
Resulting Record: 3-1, rank #1

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

Mance Raiders vs. Reek [Matchup]
Mance Raiders wins and you lose more than -10.5 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Reek wins and you lose more than -6.5 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
That one guy who got his dick cut off vs. The Bastard Jon Aloha [Matchup]
That one guy who got his dick cut off wins, or they lose and you don't make up 7.5 tiebreaker points on them. (maintain rank)
The Bastard Jon Aloha wins and you lose more than -10 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
fallBeforeWinter vs. Team Dany [Matchup]
Team Dany loses. (-1 rank)
Dances with Direwolves vs. Freefolk [Matchup]
Dances with Direwolves wins, or they lose and you don't make up 0.5 tiebreaker points on them. (maintain rank)
Freefolk wins, or they lose and you lose more than -0.5 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Resulting Record: 2-2, rank #7

fallBeforeWinter (silkwire) 1-2, 30 points/game, #5

Optimal Scenario with Win

Mance Raiders vs. Reek [Matchup]
Mance Raiders loses, or they win and you don't lose more than -14 tiebreaker points to them. (maintain rank)
Reek loses, or they win and you don't lose more than -10 tiebreaker points to them. (maintain rank)
That one guy who got his dick cut off vs. The Bastard Jon Aloha [Matchup]
That one guy who got his dick cut off loses and you make up 4 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
The Bastard Jon Aloha loses, or they win and you don't lose more than -13.5 tiebreaker points to them. (maintain rank)
fallBeforeWinter vs. Team Dany [Matchup]
fallBeforeWinter wins. (+1 rank)
Dances with Direwolves vs. Freefolk [Matchup]
Dances with Direwolves loses and you don't lose more than -3 tiebreaker points to them. (+1 rank)
Freefolk loses and you don't lose more than -4 tiebreaker points to them. (+1 rank)
Resulting Record: 2-2, rank #2

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

Mance Raiders vs. Reek [Matchup]
Mance Raiders wins, or they lose and you lose more than -14 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Reek wins, or they lose and you lose more than -10 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
That one guy who got his dick cut off vs. The Bastard Jon Aloha [Matchup]
The Bastard Jon Aloha wins, or they lose and you lose more than -13.5 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
fallBeforeWinter vs. Team Dany [Matchup]
Resulting Record: 1-3, rank #7

Dances with Direwolves (jennyrath) 2-1, 22 points/game, #2

Optimal Scenario with Win

That one guy who got his dick cut off vs. The Bastard Jon Aloha [Matchup]
That one guy who got his dick cut off loses, or they win and you make up 7 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
fallBeforeWinter vs. Team Dany [Matchup]
Team Dany loses, or they win and you don't lose more than -0.5 tiebreaker points to them. (maintain rank)
Dances with Direwolves vs. Freefolk [Matchup]
Dances with Direwolves wins. (maintain rank)
Resulting Record: 3-1, rank #1

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

Mance Raiders vs. Reek [Matchup]
Mance Raiders wins and you lose more than -11 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Reek wins and you lose more than -7 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
That one guy who got his dick cut off vs. The Bastard Jon Aloha [Matchup]
That one guy who got his dick cut off wins, or they lose and you don't make up 7 tiebreaker points on them. (maintain rank)
The Bastard Jon Aloha wins and you lose more than -10.5 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
fallBeforeWinter vs. Team Dany [Matchup]
fallBeforeWinter wins and you don't make up 3 tiebreaker points on them. (-1 rank)
Team Dany wins, or they lose and you lose more than -0.5 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Dances with Direwolves vs. Freefolk [Matchup]
Dances with Direwolves loses. (-1 rank)
Resulting Record: 2-2, rank #6

Freefolk (mattwalsh91) 2-1, 28.33 points/game, #4

Optimal Scenario with Win

That one guy who got his dick cut off vs. The Bastard Jon Aloha [Matchup]
That one guy who got his dick cut off loses, or they win and you make up 8 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
fallBeforeWinter vs. Team Dany [Matchup]
Team Dany loses, or they win and you make up 0.5 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Dances with Direwolves vs. Freefolk [Matchup]
Freefolk wins. (+1 rank)
Resulting Record: 3-1, rank #1

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

Mance Raiders vs. Reek [Matchup]
Mance Raiders wins and you lose more than -10 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Reek wins and you lose more than -6 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
That one guy who got his dick cut off vs. The Bastard Jon Aloha [Matchup]
That one guy who got his dick cut off wins, or they lose and you don't make up 8 tiebreaker points on them. (maintain rank)
The Bastard Jon Aloha wins and you lose more than -9.5 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
fallBeforeWinter vs. Team Dany [Matchup]
fallBeforeWinter wins and you don't make up 4 tiebreaker points on them. (-1 rank)
Team Dany wins, or they lose and you don't make up 0.5 tiebreaker points on them. (maintain rank)
Dances with Direwolves vs. Freefolk [Matchup]
Freefolk loses. (maintain rank)
Resulting Record: 2-2, rank #7

Round 1

  1. That one guy who got his dick cut off chose: Tyrion Lannister (#1)
  2. fallBeforeWinter chose: Brienne of Tarth (#2)
  3. Mance Raiders chose: Daenerys Targaryen (#3)
  4. Team Dany chose: Arya Stark (#4)
  5. Dances with Direwolves chose: Melisandre (#5)
  6. Reek chose: Cersei Lannister (#6)
  7. Freefolk chose: Petyr Baelish (Littlefinger) (#7)
  8. The Bastard Jon Aloha chose: Theon Greyjoy (#8)

Round 2

  1. The Bastard Jon Aloha chose: Sansa Stark (#9)
  2. Freefolk chose: Jon Snow (#10)
  3. Reek chose: Jaime Lannister (#11)
  4. Dances with Direwolves chose: Tormund Giantsbane (#12)
  5. Team Dany chose: Davos Seaworth (#13)
  6. Mance Raiders chose: Gregor Clegane (The Mountain) (#14)
  7. fallBeforeWinter chose: Varys (#15)
  8. That one guy who got his dick cut off chose: Ramsay Bolton (#16)

Round 3

  1. That one guy who got his dick cut off chose: Roose Bolton (#17)
  2. fallBeforeWinter chose: Bran Stark (#18)
  3. Mance Raiders chose: Jorah Mormont (#19)
  4. Team Dany chose: Khal Moro (#20)
  5. Dances with Direwolves chose: White Walker (Night King) (#21)
  6. Reek chose: Samwell Tarly (#22)
  7. Freefolk chose: Podrick Payne (#23)
  8. The Bastard Jon Aloha chose: Alliser Thorne (#24)

Round 4

  1. The Bastard Jon Aloha chose: Margaery Tyrell (#25)
  2. Freefolk chose: Rickon Stark (#26)
  3. Reek chose: Bronn (#27)
  4. Dances with Direwolves chose: Eddison Tollett (#28)
  5. Team Dany chose: Daario Naharis (#29)
  6. Mance Raiders chose: Jaqen H'ghar (#30)
  7. fallBeforeWinter chose: Euron Greyjoy (#31)
  8. That one guy who got his dick cut off chose: High Sparrow (#32)

Round 5

  1. That one guy who got his dick cut off chose: Tommen Baratheon (#33)
  2. fallBeforeWinter chose: Lancel Lannister (#34)
  3. Mance Raiders chose: Yara Greyjoy (#35)
  4. Team Dany chose: Doran Martell (#36)
  5. Dances with Direwolves chose: Hodor (#37)
  6. Reek chose: Grey Worm (#38)
  7. Freefolk chose: Lyanna Stark (#39)
  8. The Bastard Jon Aloha chose: Walder Frey (#40)

Round 6

  1. The Bastard Jon Aloha chose: Trystane Martell (#41)
  2. Freefolk chose: Missandei (#42)
  3. Reek chose: Olenna Redwyne (Grandma Tyrell) (#43)
  4. Dances with Direwolves chose: Gilly (#44)
  5. Team Dany chose: Randyll Tarly (#45)
  6. Mance Raiders chose: Ellaria Sand (#46)
  7. fallBeforeWinter chose: Tyene Sand (#47)
  8. That one guy who got his dick cut off chose: Obara Sand (#48)

Round 7

  1. That one guy who got his dick cut off chose: Nymeria Sand (#49)
  2. fallBeforeWinter chose: Areo Hotah (#50)
  3. Mance Raiders chose: Loras Tyrell (#51)
  4. Team Dany chose: Robin Arryn (#52)
  5. Dances with Direwolves chose: Osha (#53)
  6. Reek chose: Mace Tyrell (#54)
  7. Freefolk chose: Olly (#55)
  8. The Bastard Jon Aloha chose: Olyvar (#56)

Round 8

  1. The Bastard Jon Aloha chose: Tycho Nestoris (#57)
  2. Freefolk chose: Three-eyed raven (#58)
  3. Reek chose: High Septon of the Faith (S3) (#59)
  4. Dances with Direwolves chose: Wun Weg Wun Dar Wun (#60)
  5. Team Dany chose: Leaf (#61)
  6. Mance Raiders chose: Meera Reed (#62)
  7. fallBeforeWinter chose: Grand Maester Pycelle (#63)
  8. That one guy who got his dick cut off chose: Qyburn (#64)

League Discussion

Stat Leaders (Full char list)  (Transactions)

Kills Points
(+40) 40
22
(+20) 20
12
(+11) 11
Acts of Intercourse Points
20
(+5) 5
- -
- -
- -
Deaths Points
(+1) 12
(+1) 12
(+1) 11
(+1) 11
(+1) 11

Recent Events (Full Log)

Episode 3: Oathbreaker

Kills
Arthur Dayne stabs Howland Reed in the stomach. (Major Injury of Named Character)
The Targaryen Kingsguard stabs through one of Ned Stark's bannermen during Bran's vision. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Ned stabs the Targaryen Kingsguard, Gerold Hightower, through the throat. (Kill of Named Character)
Arthur slashes another of Ned Stark's bannermen across the neck. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Arthur Dayne cross-slices the throat of one of Ned Stark's bannermen with both swords. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Arthur Dayne stabs through the throat of another of Ned Stark's bannermen. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
An injured Howland comes to Ned's aid, stabbing Ser Arthur Dayne through the back of his neck. (Major Injury of Named Character)
Ned finishes off the mortally-wounded Targaryen Kingsguard Arthur Dayne. (Kill of Named Character)
38:29 (+2) The Waif:
The Waif beats the crap out of Arya in the training montage. (Scene 2: nighttime training with the staff) (Minor Injury of Named Character)
38:32 (+2) The Waif:
The Waif beats the crap out of Arya in the training montage. (Scene 3: daytime training with the staff) (Minor Injury of Named Character)
Smalljon Umber brings Ramsay the severed head of Rickon Stark's direwolf, Shaggydog, to prove his prisoner's identity. (Kill of Named Character)
49:19 (+40) Jon Snow:
Jon cuts the rope holding the gallows platform at Castle Black, executing Ser Alliser Thorne, Bowen Marsh, Othell Yarwyck, and Olly for their roles in the plot to assassinate him. (Kill of Named Character)
Political Wins
Sam convinces Gilly to go along with his plan to stay with his family in Horn Hill.
Gilly: "I know that, Sam. And he does too. You're the only one who ever has. If you think it's for the best... we trust you."
(Convincing Argument)
Gilly acknowledges Sam's stepfather status to little Sam. Samwell proceeds to vomit from all the subsequent feels.
Samwell: "I'd feel better if you threw something at me and stormed off."
Gilly: "I'd never do that to the father of my son."
(New Follower/Prisoner)
22:25 (+3) Varys:
Varys' investigations have exposed Vala, the Meereenese prostitute who lured the Unsullied to her brothel so that the Sons of the Harpy could murder them.
"I know who you are and what you've done. You've done a lot. You've sacrificed your body for a cause, which is more than most people do. And you've helped the Sons of the Harpy murder the Unsullied and the Second Sons."
(Secret Discovery)
submitted by moonbaseu92 (approved!)
27:55 (+3) Varys:
Varys has discovered the source of the rebellion's funding after coercing the prostitute Vala.
"Sorry.. I was busy, learning who funds the Sons of the Harpy. Some things you can't rush... The Good Masters of Astapor, and the Wise Masters of Yunkai, with help from their friends in Volantis."
(Secret Discovery)
27:55 (+3) Vala:
Valla sells out the Sons of the Harpy, taking Varys' offer to escape Meereen and a large bag of silver. (Act of Betrayal)
29:05 (+3) Qyburn:
Qyburn gains the loyalty of Varys' old spy network of little birds. They turn out to be beggar children from the streets of King's Landing, one of whom is named Arthur..
Qyburn: "Your eye looks much better, Arthur. How's your mother's jaw?"
Arthur: "Better."
Qyburn: "And your father?"
Arthur: "No one's seen him."
Qyburn: "And no one will. That worked out rather nicely."
(New Follower/Prisoner)
submitted by nsimmonds (approved!)
29:21 (+3) Qyburn:
Qyburn tracks down and recruits Varys' "little birds" of King's Landing. (Secret Discovery)
Kevan Lannister rebuffs Cersei's attempt to force her way into the Small Council discussions, by simply ordering the meeting to be moved.
Jaime Lannister: "We've got a lot to discuss. All of us together."
Cersei Lannister: "And seeing as you cannot make us leave, we best get on with it."
Kevan Lannister: "No, we cannot make you leave. And you cannot make us stay."
(Executive Decision)
The High Sparrow convinces Tommen Baratheon to stand down his demands for his mother's entry into the Sept to see Myrcella.
High Sparrow: "A true leader avails himself of the wisest counsel he can. And no one is wiser than the Gods."
Tommen: "My grandfather once said something similar. Except for the part about the Gods."
High Sparrow: "The Gods worked through him whether he knew it or not. As they work through your mother. There's so much good in all of us. The best we can do is to help each other bring it out."
(Convincing Argument)
Ramsay takes Osha and Rickon Stark as prisoners, after they are turned over to him by Smalljon Umber. (New Follower/Prisoner)
Smalljon Umber betrays Rickon Stark and Osha, who his house has been hiding as fugitives, turning them over to Ramsay Bolton. (Act of Betrayal)
Jon Snow turns over the Lord Commandership of the Night's Watch to Edd.
Edd: "What do you want me to do with this?"
Jon Snow: Wear it. Burn it. Whatever you want. You have Castle Black. My watch is ended."
(New Title)
Insults Delivered / Funny Lines
Tormund: "The think you're some kind of God, the man who returned from the dead."
Jon Snow: "I'm not a god."
Tormund: "I know that. I saw your pecker. What kind of God would have a pecker that small?
(Witty Insult)
7:25 (+3) Jon Snow:
Edd: "Your eyes are still brown. Is that still you in there?"
Jon: "I think so. Hold off on burning my body for now."
(Funny Line)
submitted by moonbaseu92 (approved!)
8:26 (+3) Gilly:
Gilly: "Did I ever tell you that I thought the sea was called 'the see' because it was nothing but water as far as the eye could see?"
Sam: "I don't think so."
(Funny Line)
submitted by cjcookart (approved!)
Tyrion: "A wise man once said, a true history of the world is a history of great conversations in elegant rooms."
Missandei: "Who said this?"
Tyrion: "Me. Just now."
*awkward long pause*
Tyrion: "... alright, no conversations."
(Funny Line)
to Greyworm and Missandei: "Alright no drinking, we can play without drinking. It's a wonderful game - I invented it. Here's how it works: I make a statement about your past; if I'm wrong, I drink. And if I'm right... maybe we can't play without drinking." (Funny Line)
to Qyburn: "Does he (Gregor Clegane) understand what we're saying? I mean, to the extent that he ever understood complete sentences in the first place." (Witty Insult)
"And what he's done to Gregor Clegane, is an abomination. We never sanctioned this, this... experiment, and I for one think it is in our best interest to have this beast destr- *gas leak*" (Funny Line)
submitted by klov3r (approved!)
Olenna: "I was invited, my dear, to help deal with several troublesome issues, such as the Queen's imprisonment."
Cersei: "Thank you for bringing it up. It's well past time we addressed the abuses I endured."
Olenna: "Margaery is the Queen. You are not the Queen, because you're not married to the king. I do appreciate these things can get a bit confusing in your family."
(Witty Insult)
Waif: "That's a short list. That can't be everyone you want to kill. Are you sure you're not forgetting someone?"
Arya: "Which name would you like a girl to speak?"
(Threat)
Ramsay Bolton: "When my father became Warden of the North, your house refused to pledge their banners."
Smalljon Umber: "Your father was a cunt."
(Witty Insult)
Smalljon Umber: "Fuck kneeling, and fuck oaths. I've got a gift for you."
Ramsay: "A girl, I hope. I prefer redheads."
(Funny Line)
to Ramsay Bolton and Harald Karstark: "And a boy, nice and young. The way Karstark likes 'em." (Witty Insult)
Glasses of Wine Consumed
After vomiting from his sea-sickness, Sam drinks from a wineskin of fermented pepto-bismol given to him by Gilly. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Tyrion drinks while making smalltalk with Greyworm and Missandei before the Meereenese council meeting. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Tyrion drinks from his refill as he, Grey Worm, and Missandei continue to wait for Varys at the Meereenese council meeting. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Ramsay drinks while hearing a proposal from Smalljon Umber (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Acts of Intercourse
2:24 (+5) Jon Snow:
Glorious Kit Harrington butt shot as the resurrected Jon Snow sits up from the table. (Non-sexual Nude Scene)
Deaths
The Targaryen Kingsguard dies after being stabbed through the throat by Ned Stark. (Death)
Arthur Dayne is killed by Eddard Stark after being stabbed through the back of the neck by Howland Reed. (Death)
Smalljon Umber confirms the death of the Greatjon:
to Ramsay Bolton: "Your father was a cunt, and that's why you killed him. I might have done the same to my father if he hadn't have done me the favor of dying on his own."
(Death)
Smalljon Umber brings Ramsay the severed head of Rickon Stark's direwolf, Shaggydog, to prove his prisoner's identity. (Death)
Olly is hanged for his role in the assassination of Jon Snow. (Death)
First Builder Yarwyck is hanged for his role in the assassination of Jon Snow. (Death)
+1 for Balon Greyjoy, +1 for Roose Bolton, +1 for Fat Walda Frey, +1 for Doran Martell, +1 for Trystane Martell, +1 for Areo Hotah
Special
Bran visits a scene from the past, watching his father Eddard Stark and his bannermen face off against two Targaryen Kingsguard. (Special)
Grey Worm with the second episode in a row with a three-syllable word:
"We conquered Astapor and Yunkai once. We will do it again and *execute* the Masters."
(Special)
Olenna to Cersei: "Margaery is the Queen. You are not the Queen, because you're not married to the king. I do appreciate these things can get a bit confusing in your family."
(Special)
Olenna to Cersei: "Margaery is the Queen. You are not the Queen, because you're not married to the king. I do appreciate these things can get a bit confusing in your family."
(Special)
Pycelle takes several steps as he quickly shuffles past Gregor Clegane on his way out of the Small Council room. (Special)
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Waif: "Who else was on Arya Stark's funny little list?"
Arya: "Cersei Lannister. Gregor Clegane. Walder Frey."
(Special)
43:46 (+3) Jon Snow:
Ramsay Bolton: "Why have you come to Winterfell, Lord Umber?"
Smalljon Umber: "The bastard Jon Snow led an army of Wildlings past the Wall."
(Special)
44:23 (+3) Jon Snow:
Ramsay Bolton: "Pledge your banners to House Bolton. Swear loyalty to me as Warden of the North and we will fight together to destroy the bastard and all his Wildling friends." (Special)
to Jon Snow: "I fought, I lost. Now I rest. But you, Lord Snow, you'll be fighting their battles forever." (Special)