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LI League GoT S7 | Fantasora

LI League GoT S7 (GoT: Season 7)

Rk Team Total Change Behind Kills Politics Insults Wine Sex Thrones Deaths Special Feels
1 - 48.5 -3 - 1 6 5 8 8 4.5 3.5 8 4.5
2 - 45.5 - 3 7 (+2) 4 1.5 7 7 4.5 7.5 2.5 4.5
3 - 43.5 -1.5 5 6 8 8 2 2.5 4.5 3.5 4.5 4.5
4 1 40.5 0.5 8 4 5 (+1) 3.5 5 6 4.5 3.5 (+0.5) 4.5 4.5
5 1 39.5 -1.5 9 2 7 3.5 5 2.5 4.5 3.5 7 4.5
6 1 38.5 5 10 (+4) 8 1 (+1) 7 5 2.5 4.5 3.5 2.5 4.5
7 1 34.5 2 14 (+2) 3 2.5 (+1) 6 2 2.5 4.5 3.5 6 4.5
8 2 33.5 -1.5 15 5 2.5 (+0.5) 1.5 2 5 4.5 7.5 1 4.5
Rk Team Total Change Behind Kills Politics Insults Wine Sex Thrones Deaths Special Feels
1 6 322 +258 - (+234) 249 (+6) 15 (+18) 39 10 0 0 0 9 0
2 1 184 +13 138 (+1) 95 (+9) 21 (+3) 12 15 25 0 7 9 0
3 1 169 +8 153 5 33 24 (+5) 25 40 0 0 (+3) 42 0
4 1 155 +3 167 41 45 (+3) 51 0 0 0 0 18 0
5 - 114 +20 208 (+8) 24 (+3) 27 (+6) 15 10 20 0 0 (+3) 18 0
6 2 106 +6 216 6 (+3) 39 15 10 0 0 0 (+3) 36 0
7 1 93 +39 229 (+21) 21 (+3) 18 (+12) 30 0 0 0 0 (+3) 24 0
8 2 87 +17 235 (+2) 29 (+3) 18 (+9) 12 0 15 0 7 (+3) 6 0
Totals 1230 +364 470 216 198 70 100 0 14 162 0
Rk Team Total Change Behind Streak Roto Tiebreaker Points/Game
1 2 3 +1 - W-1 45.5 46
2 1 2.5 - 0.5 L-1 40.5 28.5
3 2 2.5 +1 0.5 W-2 33.5 21.75
5 1 2 - 1 L-1 43.5 38.75
4 2 2 - 1 L-1 48.5 42.25
6 1 2 +1 1 W-1 34.5 23.25
7 1 1 - 2 L-2 39.5 26.5
8 - 1 +1 2 W-1 38.5 80.5

Episode 4: The Spoils of War

Wizards of Winterfell (calebgomer)
Daenerys Targaryen:
243 pts
258 6 Jump from The Frey (rajatnigam)
Jon Snow:
6 pts
Gift of the Eunuch (skywalkerdude)
Arya Stark:
12 pts
13 8 Drogon's Baby Back Ribs (nyan)
Cersei Lannister:
8 pts
The Return of the Imp (f9chen)
Tyrion Lannister:
3 pts
3 17 Tyrion's Meme Economy (Jason Cox)
Dickon Tarly:
8 pts
Little Chicken Fingers (nhibner)
Jaime Lannister:
20 pts
20 39 Ten Points For Slapstercise (coconnor723)
Bronn:
36 pts

Episode 5: Eastwatch

Little Chicken Fingers (nhibner)
Avg: 28.5 , Record: 2-1-1
Wizards of Winterfell (calebgomer)
Avg: 80.5 , Record: 1-3
The Return of the Imp (f9chen)
Avg: 38.75 , Record: 2-2
Jump from The Frey (rajatnigam)
Avg: 26.5 , Record: 1-3
Gift of the Eunuch (skywalkerdude)
Avg: 46 , Record: 3-1
Ten Points For Slapstercise (coconnor723)
Avg: 23.25 , Record: 2-2
Drogon's Baby Back Ribs (nyan)
Avg: 42.25 , Record: 2-2
Tyrion's Meme Economy (Jason Cox)
Avg: 21.75 , Record: 2-1-1

Scenario Analysis for Episode 5: Eastwatch

Drogon's Baby Back Ribs (nyan) 2-2, 42.25 points/game, #4

Optimal Scenario with Win

Little Chicken Fingers vs. Wizards of Winterfell [Matchup]
Little Chicken Fingers loses (+1 rank)
The Return of the Imp vs. Jump from The Frey [Matchup]
The Return of the Imp loses, or they win and you don't lose more than -5 tiebreaker points to them. (maintain rank)
Gift of the Eunuch vs. Ten Points For Slapstercise [Matchup]
Gift of the Eunuch loses and you don't lose more than -3 tiebreaker points to them. (+1 rank)
Ten Points For Slapstercise loses, or they win and you don't lose more than -14 tiebreaker points to them. (maintain rank)
Drogon's Baby Back Ribs vs. Tyrion's Meme Economy [Matchup]
Drogon's Baby Back Ribs wins. (+1 rank)
Resulting Record: 3-2, rank #1

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

Little Chicken Fingers vs. Wizards of Winterfell [Matchup]
Wizards of Winterfell wins and you lose more than -10 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
The Return of the Imp vs. Jump from The Frey [Matchup]
The Return of the Imp wins, or they lose and you lose more than -5 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Jump from The Frey wins and you lose more than -9 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Gift of the Eunuch vs. Ten Points For Slapstercise [Matchup]
Ten Points For Slapstercise wins, or they lose and you lose more than -14 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Drogon's Baby Back Ribs vs. Tyrion's Meme Economy [Matchup]
Resulting Record: 2-3, rank #7

Gift of the Eunuch (skywalkerdude) 3-1, 46 points/game, #1

Optimal Scenario with Win

Gift of the Eunuch vs. Ten Points For Slapstercise [Matchup]
Resulting Record: 4-1, rank #1

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

Little Chicken Fingers vs. Wizards of Winterfell [Matchup]
Little Chicken Fingers wins (-1 rank)
The Return of the Imp vs. Jump from The Frey [Matchup]
The Return of the Imp wins and you lose more than -2 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Gift of the Eunuch vs. Ten Points For Slapstercise [Matchup]
Gift of the Eunuch loses. (-1 rank)
Drogon's Baby Back Ribs vs. Tyrion's Meme Economy [Matchup]
Drogon's Baby Back Ribs wins and you don't make up 3 tiebreaker points on them. (-1 rank)
Tyrion's Meme Economy wins (-1 rank)
Resulting Record: 3-2, rank #5

Wizards of Winterfell (calebgomer) 1-3, 80.5 points/game, #8

Optimal Scenario with Win

Little Chicken Fingers vs. Wizards of Winterfell [Matchup]
The Return of the Imp vs. Jump from The Frey [Matchup]
The Return of the Imp loses and you make up 5 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Jump from The Frey loses, or they win and you make up 1 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Gift of the Eunuch vs. Ten Points For Slapstercise [Matchup]
Ten Points For Slapstercise loses and you don't lose more than -4 tiebreaker points to them. (+1 rank)
Drogon's Baby Back Ribs vs. Tyrion's Meme Economy [Matchup]
Drogon's Baby Back Ribs loses and you make up 10 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Resulting Record: 2-3, rank #5

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

Little Chicken Fingers vs. Wizards of Winterfell [Matchup]
The Return of the Imp vs. Jump from The Frey [Matchup]
Jump from The Frey wins, or they lose and you don't make up 1 tiebreaker points on them. (maintain rank)
Resulting Record: 1-4, rank #8

Tyrion's Meme Economy (Jason Cox) 2-1-1, 21.75 points/game, #3

Optimal Scenario with Win

Little Chicken Fingers vs. Wizards of Winterfell [Matchup]
Little Chicken Fingers loses, or they win and you make up 7 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Gift of the Eunuch vs. Ten Points For Slapstercise [Matchup]
Gift of the Eunuch loses (+1 rank)
Drogon's Baby Back Ribs vs. Tyrion's Meme Economy [Matchup]
Resulting Record: 3-1-1, rank #1

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

Little Chicken Fingers vs. Wizards of Winterfell [Matchup]
Little Chicken Fingers wins, or they lose and you don't make up 7 tiebreaker points on them. (maintain rank)
The Return of the Imp vs. Jump from The Frey [Matchup]
The Return of the Imp wins (-1 rank)
Gift of the Eunuch vs. Ten Points For Slapstercise [Matchup]
Drogon's Baby Back Ribs vs. Tyrion's Meme Economy [Matchup]
Tyrion's Meme Economy loses. (-1 rank)
Resulting Record: 2-2-1, rank #6

Little Chicken Fingers (nhibner) 2-1-1, 28.5 points/game, #2

Optimal Scenario with Win

Little Chicken Fingers vs. Wizards of Winterfell [Matchup]
Gift of the Eunuch vs. Ten Points For Slapstercise [Matchup]
Gift of the Eunuch loses (+1 rank)
Drogon's Baby Back Ribs vs. Tyrion's Meme Economy [Matchup]
Tyrion's Meme Economy loses, or they win and you don't lose more than -7 tiebreaker points to them. (maintain rank)
Resulting Record: 3-1-1, rank #1

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

Little Chicken Fingers vs. Wizards of Winterfell [Matchup]
The Return of the Imp vs. Jump from The Frey [Matchup]
The Return of the Imp wins (-1 rank)
Gift of the Eunuch vs. Ten Points For Slapstercise [Matchup]
Drogon's Baby Back Ribs vs. Tyrion's Meme Economy [Matchup]
Drogon's Baby Back Ribs wins (-1 rank)
Tyrion's Meme Economy wins, or they lose and you lose more than -7 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Resulting Record: 2-2-1, rank #5

Ten Points For Slapstercise (coconnor723) 2-2, 23.25 points/game, #6

Optimal Scenario with Win

Little Chicken Fingers vs. Wizards of Winterfell [Matchup]
Little Chicken Fingers loses (+1 rank)
The Return of the Imp vs. Jump from The Frey [Matchup]
The Return of the Imp loses, or they win and you make up 9 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Gift of the Eunuch vs. Ten Points For Slapstercise [Matchup]
Ten Points For Slapstercise wins. (+1 rank)
Drogon's Baby Back Ribs vs. Tyrion's Meme Economy [Matchup]
Drogon's Baby Back Ribs loses, or they win and you make up 14 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Tyrion's Meme Economy loses (+1 rank)
Resulting Record: 3-2, rank #2

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

Little Chicken Fingers vs. Wizards of Winterfell [Matchup]
Wizards of Winterfell wins and you don't make up 4 tiebreaker points on them. (-1 rank)
The Return of the Imp vs. Jump from The Frey [Matchup]
The Return of the Imp wins, or they lose and you don't make up 9 tiebreaker points on them. (maintain rank)
Jump from The Frey wins and you don't make up 5 tiebreaker points on them. (-1 rank)
Gift of the Eunuch vs. Ten Points For Slapstercise [Matchup]
Drogon's Baby Back Ribs vs. Tyrion's Meme Economy [Matchup]
Drogon's Baby Back Ribs wins, or they lose and you don't make up 14 tiebreaker points on them. (maintain rank)
Resulting Record: 2-3, rank #8

The Return of the Imp (f9chen) 2-2, 38.75 points/game, #5

Optimal Scenario with Win

Little Chicken Fingers vs. Wizards of Winterfell [Matchup]
Little Chicken Fingers loses (+1 rank)
The Return of the Imp vs. Jump from The Frey [Matchup]
Gift of the Eunuch vs. Ten Points For Slapstercise [Matchup]
Gift of the Eunuch loses and you make up 2 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Ten Points For Slapstercise loses, or they win and you don't lose more than -9 tiebreaker points to them. (maintain rank)
Drogon's Baby Back Ribs vs. Tyrion's Meme Economy [Matchup]
Drogon's Baby Back Ribs loses, or they win and you make up 5 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Tyrion's Meme Economy loses (+1 rank)
Resulting Record: 3-2, rank #2

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

Little Chicken Fingers vs. Wizards of Winterfell [Matchup]
Wizards of Winterfell wins and you lose more than -5 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
The Return of the Imp vs. Jump from The Frey [Matchup]
The Return of the Imp loses. (-1 rank)
Gift of the Eunuch vs. Ten Points For Slapstercise [Matchup]
Ten Points For Slapstercise wins, or they lose and you lose more than -9 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Drogon's Baby Back Ribs vs. Tyrion's Meme Economy [Matchup]
Drogon's Baby Back Ribs wins, or they lose and you don't make up 5 tiebreaker points on them. (maintain rank)
Resulting Record: 2-3, rank #8

Jump from The Frey (rajatnigam) 1-3, 26.5 points/game, #7

Optimal Scenario with Win

Little Chicken Fingers vs. Wizards of Winterfell [Matchup]
Wizards of Winterfell loses, or they win and you don't lose more than -1 tiebreaker points to them. (maintain rank)
The Return of the Imp vs. Jump from The Frey [Matchup]
Jump from The Frey wins. (+1 rank)
Gift of the Eunuch vs. Ten Points For Slapstercise [Matchup]
Ten Points For Slapstercise loses and you don't lose more than -5 tiebreaker points to them. (+1 rank)
Drogon's Baby Back Ribs vs. Tyrion's Meme Economy [Matchup]
Drogon's Baby Back Ribs loses and you make up 9 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Resulting Record: 2-3, rank #4

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

Little Chicken Fingers vs. Wizards of Winterfell [Matchup]
Wizards of Winterfell wins, or they lose and you lose more than -1 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
The Return of the Imp vs. Jump from The Frey [Matchup]
Resulting Record: 1-4, rank #8

Round 1

  1. Jump from The Frey chose: Jon Snow (#1)
  2. The Return of the Imp chose: Tyrion Lannister (#2)
  3. Wizards of Winterfell chose: Daenerys Targaryen (#3)
  4. Ten Points For Slapstercise chose: Sansa Stark (#4)
  5. Drogon's Baby Back Ribs chose: Cersei Lannister (#5)
  6. Little Chicken Fingers chose: Jaime Lannister (#6)
  7. Gift of the Eunuch chose: Arya Stark (#7)
  8. Tyrion's Meme Economy chose: White Walker (Night King) (#8)

Round 2

  1. Tyrion's Meme Economy chose: Bran Stark (#9)
  2. Gift of the Eunuch chose: Brienne of Tarth (#10)
  3. Little Chicken Fingers chose: Petyr Baelish (Littlefinger) (#11)
  4. Drogon's Baby Back Ribs chose: Sandor Clegane (The Hound) (#12)
  5. Ten Points For Slapstercise chose: Tormund Giantsbane (#13)
  6. Wizards of Winterfell chose: Davos Seaworth (#14)
  7. The Return of the Imp chose: Euron Greyjoy (#15)
  8. Jump from The Frey chose: Meera Reed (#16)

Round 3

  1. Jump from The Frey chose: Samwell Tarly (#17)
  2. The Return of the Imp chose: Melisandre (#18)
  3. Wizards of Winterfell chose: Olenna Redwyne (Grandma Tyrell) (#19)
  4. Ten Points For Slapstercise chose: Bronn (#20)
  5. Drogon's Baby Back Ribs chose: Qyburn (#21)
  6. Little Chicken Fingers chose: Varys (#22)
  7. Gift of the Eunuch chose: Gregor Clegane (The Mountain) (#23)
  8. Tyrion's Meme Economy chose: Grey Worm (#24)

Round 4

  1. Tyrion's Meme Economy chose: Jaqen H'ghar (#25)
  2. Gift of the Eunuch chose: Missandei (#26)
  3. Little Chicken Fingers chose: Yara Greyjoy (#27)
  4. Drogon's Baby Back Ribs chose: Jorah Mormont (#28)
  5. Ten Points For Slapstercise chose: Lyanna Mormont (#29)
  6. Wizards of Winterfell chose: Theon Greyjoy (#30)
  7. The Return of the Imp chose: Gendry (#31)
  8. Jump from The Frey chose: Ellaria Sand (#32)

Round 5

  1. Jump from The Frey chose: Randyll Tarly (#33)
  2. The Return of the Imp chose: Tyene Sand (#34)
  3. Wizards of Winterfell chose: Pirate on the Silence (actor: Conor McGregor) (#35)
  4. Ten Points For Slapstercise chose: Podrick Payne (#36)
  5. Drogon's Baby Back Ribs chose: Eddison Tollett (#37)
  6. Little Chicken Fingers chose: Daario Naharis (#38)
  7. Gift of the Eunuch chose: Obara Sand (#39)
  8. Tyrion's Meme Economy chose: Nymeria Sand (#40)

Round 6

  1. Tyrion's Meme Economy chose: Dickon Tarly (#41)
  2. Gift of the Eunuch chose: Gilly (#42)
  3. Little Chicken Fingers chose: Benjen Stark (#43)
  4. Drogon's Baby Back Ribs chose: Archmaester Ebrose (#44)
  5. Ten Points For Slapstercise chose: Beric Dondarrion (#45)
  6. Wizards of Winterfell chose: Ed Sheeran (#46)
  7. The Return of the Imp chose: Robin Arryn (#47)
  8. Jump from The Frey chose: Quaithe (#48)

Round 7

  1. Jump from The Frey chose: Thoros of Myr (#49)
  2. The Return of the Imp chose: Edmure Tully (#50)
  3. Wizards of Winterfell chose: Citadel Maester (actor: Philip O'Sullivan) (#51)
  4. Ten Points For Slapstercise chose: Frey Lord (actor: Brendan Morrissey) (#52)
  5. Drogon's Baby Back Ribs chose: Septa Unella (#53)
  6. Little Chicken Fingers chose: Denys Mallister (#54)
  7. Gift of the Eunuch chose: Aeron Greyjoy (#55)
  8. Tyrion's Meme Economy chose: Qhono (#56)

Round 8

  1. Tyrion's Meme Economy chose: Tycho Nestoris (#57)
  2. Gift of the Eunuch chose: Olyvar (#58)
  3. Little Chicken Fingers chose: Melessa Tarly (#59)
  4. Drogon's Baby Back Ribs chose: Frances (Qyburn's dwarf underling) (#60)
  5. Ten Points For Slapstercise chose: Hot Pie (#61)
  6. Wizards of Winterfell chose: High Priestess Kinvara (#62)
  7. The Return of the Imp chose: Mord (#63)
  8. Jump from The Frey chose: Talla Tarly (#64)

Round 9

  1. Jump from The Frey chose: Anguy (#65)
  2. The Return of the Imp chose: Bianca (Sansa actress) (#66)
  3. Wizards of Winterfell chose: Daughter of the Myraham's Captain (#67)
  4. Ten Points For Slapstercise chose: Koner (actor: Joseph Quinn) (#68)
  5. Drogon's Baby Back Ribs chose: Syrio Forel (#69)
  6. Little Chicken Fingers chose: Robett Glover (#70)
  7. Gift of the Eunuch chose: Yezzan zo Qaggaz (slave trader) (#71)
  8. Tyrion's Meme Economy chose: Karsi (#72)

Round 10

  1. Tyrion's Meme Economy chose: Shagga (#73)
  2. Gift of the Eunuch chose: Bronze Yohn Royce (#74)
  3. Little Chicken Fingers chose: Ornela (Dothraki Widow from Lhazareen) (#75)
  4. Drogon's Baby Back Ribs chose: Alys Karstark (#76)
  5. Ten Points For Slapstercise chose: Harrag (actor: Brendan Cowell) (#77)
  6. Wizards of Winterfell chose: High Priestess of the Dosh Khaleen (#78)
  7. The Return of the Imp chose: Maester Wolkan (#79)
  8. Jump from The Frey chose: Salladhor Saan (#80)

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Episode 4: The Spoils of War

Kills
Brienne beats lucky man Podrick badly in a sparring session at Winterfell, before Arya Stark inerrupts.

Brienne: "Don't lunge."
Brienne: "Don't go where your enemy leads you."
Brienne: "And don't-"
Arya: "Don't fight someone like her in the first place."
(Minor Injury of Named Character)
Daenerys, riding on Drogon's back, breaks the line of Lannister soldiers with a breath of fire. "Dracarys." (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Daenerys and Drogon make a strafing run on the Lannister caravan, torching 34 soldiers and a dozen loot wagons in the process. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Daenerys and Drogon begin a second strafing run after a volley of arrows from Jaime Lannister's archers fail to have any effect. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Dickon stabs the dual-wielding Dothraki screamer through the back while he is engaged in battle with Jaime. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
As Bronn runs through the chaos of the battlefield, he shoves aside a burning Lannister soldier and encounters two other burning men. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
44:16 (+2) Bronn:
Bronn unsheathes a sword out of the torso of an impaled, flailing Lannister soldier, inflicting the fatal damage on the way out. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
44:18 (+4) Bronn:
Bronn runs through the chaos of the battlefield to make his way over to the Scorpion, cutting down two Dothraki screamers with the sword he takes from the torso of an impaled Lannister soldier. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
44:56 (+10) Bronn:
Bronn blows away the Dothraki screamer with a bolt from the Scorpion. (Kill of Named Character)
Jaime surveys the losing battle, witnessing a field of Lannister soldiers being burned alive. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Daenerys and Drogon go on a third strafing run, flying over the river and targeting Jaime Lannister's position. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
47:34 (+5) Bronn:
After a miss on his first shot, Bronn strikes a bolt from the Scorpio into Drogon's right shoulder, sending him spiraling out of control and forcing Daenerys to the ground. (Major Injury of Named Character)
Drogon gets to roasts two consolation horses after Bronn tackles Jaime Lannnister out of the way from his ill-fated charge at Daenerys. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Political Wins
Jaime acquires all of the Tyrell gold after taking Highgarden, although it is bound for the Iron Bank. (Acquire a New Castle/City/Army/Loot)
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Bran receives Lord Baelish's Valyrian steel dagger, which was used in an attempt to assassinate him in Season 1.

Petyr Baelish: "This is for you. The last man who wielded meant to cut your throat, but your mother fought him off."
(New Weapon)
Arya convinces the Winterfell guards to allow her into the castle: "I'm getting into this castle one way or another. If I'm not who I say I am, I won't last long. But if I am, and Sansa finds you've turned me away..." (Convincing Argument)
At the Stark sibling reunion party, Bran regifts Littlefinger's Valyrian steel dagger to Arya.

Arya: "Are you sure? It's Valyrian steel."
Bran: "It's wasted on a cripple."
(New Weapon)
23:05 (+3) Jon Snow:
Jon reveals the ancient petroglyphs carved into the obsidian cave at Dragonstone, showing the Children of the Forest and the First Men fighting together against the White Walkers.

"There is something else I want to show you, Your Grace. The children of the forest made these. ... A very long time ago. They were right here, standing where we're standing. Before there were Targaryens or Starks or Lannisters. ... They were here together, the children and the First Men.
... They fought together against their common enemy. Despite their differences, despite their suspicions. Together. We need to do the same if we're going to survive. Because the enemy is real. It's always been real."
(Secret Discovery)
Arya asserts that Brienne's vow means that she serves her as well, compelling her to engage in a sparring match. "You swore to serve both my mother's daughters, didn't you?" (New Follower/Prisoner)
Ignoring the stern advice of Tyrion and all her other advisors, Daenerys finally puts herself and her dragons into action, riding Drogon into the field of battle to attack the Lannister caravan. (Executive Decision)
45:01 (+3) Bronn:
Bronn arrives to the wagon and unveils the Scorpion, a high-powered dragon-killing ballista. (New Weapon)
Although Drogon is injured, Daenerys and her Dothraki horde are successful in attacking the wagon train of Tyrell loot and breaking the Lannister army. (Victorious Battle)
Insults Delivered / Funny Lines
Bran interrupts Littlefinger's meddling mind games as soon as Littlefinger mentions chaos with a comeback that leaves Littlefinger speechless and his underpants soiled: "Chaos is a ladder" (Threat)
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0:00 (+3) Bronn:
Jaime to Bronn: Besides think of the upkeep, the more you own the more it weighs you down.

Bronn To Jaime: Is that why you're so glum eh? All your new riches weighing you down?
(Witty Insult)
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3:55 (+3) Bronn:
to Jaime: "You've just won the biggest prize in the world, what do you possibly have to be upset about? C'mon you can tell me - the Queen of Thorns give you one last prick in the balls before saying goodbye?" (Witty Insult)
Bronn: "You've just won the biggest prize in the world, what do you possibly have to be upset about? C'mon you can tell me - the Queen of Thorns give you one last prick in the balls before saying goodbye?"
Jaime: "I'll save my confessions for the High Septon."
Bronn: "There is no more High Septon."
Jaime: "No, there isn't, is there?"
(Comeback)
to Bronn: "Ser Bronn of the Blackwater, formerly of... whatever nameless shit-heap you're from... with a saddleback full of gold, complaining about not getting paid." (Witty Insult)
to Arya: "Look, its cold and we're busy. So you know... best fuck off." (Witty Insult)
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Missandei: "Your Grace, there's still no word from the Unsullied."
Daenerys: "Soon, he (Grey Worm) will come back to you."
Missandei: "He better."
Daenerys: "What happened?"
Missandei: "Many things."
Daenerys: "... many things?" ?
(Funny Line)
Brienne: "You can't use that, My Lady, it's too small." (referring to Arya's sword, Needle)
Arya: "I won't cut you, don't worry."
(Threat)
Davos: "What do you think of her?"
Jon: "Who?"
Davos: "I believe you know of whom I speak." ?
Jon: "I think she has a good heart."
Davos: "A good heart? I've noticed you staring at her good heart."
(Funny Line)
Davos corrects Jon's grammar with a classic callback from his former King, Stannis Baratheon:

Jon Snow: "How many men do we have in the North to fight him? 10,000? Less?"
Davos: "Fewer."
Jon: "What?"
(Funny Line)
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Missandei: "Ser Davos, Lord Snow."
Davos: "King Snow, isn't it? No, that doesn't sound right. King Jon?"
(Funny Line)
Missandei: "We don't have marriage in Narth, so the concept of a bastard doesn't exist."
Davos: "That sounds... liberating."
(Funny Line)
Missandei: "All of us who came with her from Essos, we believe in her. She's not our Queen because she's the daughter of some king we never knew. She's the Queen we chose."
Davos, to Jon Snow: "Will you forgive me if I switch sides?"
(Funny Line)
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Dickon: "Ser Jaime."
Jaime: "Rickon."
Dickon: "...Dickon."
Bronn: ???
(Funny Line)
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37:28 (+3) Bronn:
to Dickon Tarly: "Men shit themselves when they die, didn't they teach you that at fancy lad school?" (Witty Insult)
45:41 (+3) Qhono:
to Tyrion, as the battle becomes a rout for the Lannisters: "You're people can't fight." (Witty Insult)
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Glasses of Wine Consumed
Cersei drinks while discussing the delivery of Tyrell gold to Tycho Nestoris of the Iron Bank. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Deaths
Arya gazes at a gisant of her father, Eddard Stark, in the crypts of Winterfell. (Dead Body Appearance)
Special
Cersei pours herself a glass while discussing the delivery of Tyrell gold to Tycho Nestoris of the Iron Bank. (Special)
32:38 (+3) Jon Snow:
Missandei: "Forgive me, but may I ask a question? ... Your name is Jon Snow, but your father's name is Ned Stark?"
Jon Snow: "I'm a bastard. My mother and father weren't married."
(Special)
39:38 (+3) Bronn:
Bronn: "Get back to King's Landing."
Jaime Lannister: "I'm not abandoning my army."
Bronn: "You're the commander, not a damn infantryman. Those fuckers are about to swamp us."
(Special)
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Jamie uses his golden hand to block a strike from an attacking Dothraki. (Special)
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The Feels
While watching on as the living Stark children together in the courtyard of Winterfell:

Podrick: "Catelyn Stark would be proud. You've kept your vow."
Brienne: "I did next to nothing."
Podrick: "You're too hard on yourself, My Lady."
Brienne: "I'm not- ...thank you, Podrick."
(Warm Fuzzy Moment)
While watching on as the living Stark children together in the courtyard of Winterfell:

Podrick: "Catelyn Stark would be proud. You've kept your vow."
Brienne: "I did next to nothing."
Podrick: "You're too hard on yourself, My Lady."
Brienne: "I'm not- ...thank you, Podrick."
(Warm Fuzzy Moment)