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Matchup: Lady Stoneheart - Zombies Hate Fast Food vs I'm dreaming of a Red Christmas for Ep 9 | Fantasora

Matchup: Lady Stoneheart - Zombies Hate Fast Food vs I'm dreaming of a Red Christmas for Ep 9

Valar Morghulis... Don't You Mean YOLO?

Lady Stoneheart - Zombies Hate Fast Food (yattabro221)

Character Drafted Total Kills Politics Insults Wine Sex Thrones Deaths Special Feels
Daario Naharis
Leader of the Second Sons, a sellsword company who broke their contract and now sides with Daenerys.
#16 27 18 0 6 0 0 0 0 3 0
Stannis Baratheon
The eldest brother of King Robert, he is the rightful heir to the Irone Throne.
#17 19 10 9 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Tyrion Lannister
The third of the Lannister children. After losing his trial for the murder of King Joffrey, he has escaped prison and fled King's Landing.
#1 11 2 0 9 0 0 0 0 0 0
Tommen Baratheon
The new King of the Seven Kingdoms.
#32 3 0 3 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Alliser Thorne
Formerly the master-of-arms at Castle Black, Thorne now serves as acting Lord Commander of the Night's Watch in the absence of Lord Commander Mormont.
#33 3 0 0 3 0 0 0 0 0 0
Janos Slynt
A member of the Night's Watch. Slynt formerly served as Commander of the City Watch, before he was removed from the post and exiled by Tyrion Lannister.
#48 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 0
Selyse Baratheon
Lord Stannis Baratheon's wife. She is a strong believer in the new faith of the red priestess Melisandre, who follows the Lord of Light.
#64 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Qyburn
A disgraced former Maester, who was banished from the order for engaging in forbidden experiments. He is recruited by Cersei to assist in various medical facilities.
#49 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Totals 64 30 12 18 0 0 0 1 3 0

I'm dreaming of a Red Christmas (ach4zt)

Character Drafted Total Kills Politics Insults Wine Sex Thrones Deaths Special Feels
Bronn
A former sellsword, who has risen through the ranks of nobility thanks to his fighting skills and work for the Lannisters. He is arranged to marry Lollys Stokeworth, and eventually inherit a lordship and castle of his own.
#11 3 0 0 3 0 0 0 0 0 0
White Rat
An Unsullied soldier who serves Daenerys Targaryen.
#54 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 0
Tormund Giantsbane
A leader of the Wildlings, he is a trusted lieutenant and second-in-command to Mance Rayder, the King Beyond the Wall.
#38 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Eddison Tollett
A member of the Night's Watch. Edd commanded some of the forces on the Wall in the Battle at Castle Black.
#59 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Hodor
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#6 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Grey Worm
The leader of the Unsullied - a highly-trained army of slaves freed by Daenerys.
#27 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Sandor Clegane (The Hound)
A fearsome warrior known as the Hound. Sandor formerly served in the Kingsguard of Joffrey Baratheon and accompanied Arya Stark on her travels. He was left for dead after a fight with Brienne of Tarth.
#22 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
White Walker (Night King)
The apparent leader of the White Walkers.
#43 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Totals 4 0 0 3 0 0 0 1 0 0

Kills
33:57 (+10) Stannis Baratheon:
Stannis sacrifices his own daughter Shireen to the Lord of Light, allowing the red priestess Melisandre to burn her at the stake. (Kill of Named Character)
44:46 (+4) Daario Naharis :
Daario kills two Sons of the Harpy as they reveal themselves and try to attack Daenerys. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
45:11 (+2) Daario Naharis :
Daario kills another Son of the Harpy while defending Daenerys in the fighting pit gallery. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
45:39 (+2) Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion picks a dagger up from the ground and slits the throat of a Son of the Harpy who attempts to attack Missandei. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
47:18 (+8) Daario Naharis :
Daario cuts down four enemies as Daenerys' group becomes encircled by the Sons of the Harpy mob. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
49:13 (+2) Daario Naharis :
Daario slices a Son of the Harpy with his arakh in the middle of the fighting pits. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
49:46 (+2) Daario Naharis :
Daario throws his dagger into the stomach of a spear-wielding Son of the Harpy. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Political Wins
8:26 (+3) Stannis Baratheon:
Stannis overrules Ser Davos's protests, and orders him away to Castle Black.
Ser Davos: "The King's Hand should never abandon the king, especially in time of war."
Stannis: "You're not abandoning me. You're obeying a command ... Ride for Castle Black. Don't come back empty-handed." (Politics - uncategorized)
8:44 (+3) Stannis Baratheon:
Stannis denies Ser Davos' plead to escort the royal family back to Castle Black.
Davos: "Your Grace, perhaps Queen Selyse and Princess Shireen could accompany me."
Stannis: "My family stays with me."
Davos: "At least let me take Shireen. A siege is no place for a little girl."
Stannis: "My family stays with me." (Politics - uncategorized)
13:17 (+3) Tommen Baratheon:
King Tommen has apparently sent orders for his sister Myrcella to return to King's Landing, which Doran Martell reluctantly agrees to. "King Tommen insists on his sister's return to the capital? ... I cannot disobey my king's command." (Politics - uncategorized)
33:03 (+3) Stannis Baratheon:
Stannis overrules his wife Selyse's last second change of heart on the sacrifice of Shireen.
Selyse Baratheon: "We can't."
Stannis: "There's no other way. She has king's blood." (Politics - uncategorized)
Insults Delivered / Funny Lines
7:03 (+3) Alliser Thorne:
to Jon: "You have a good heart, Jon Snow. It'll get us all killed." (Witty Insult)
16:43 (+3) Bronn:
Jaime Lannister: "Prince Trystane here is a man of mercy. He's agreed to grant you your freedom."
Bronn: "I'm glad to hear it. Pie looks good." (Funny Line)
37:54 (+3) Daario Naharis :
Daario talks about his history in the fighting pits: "But the pile of angry muscles (strong and slow pit fighters) never had any muscles here, or... *points dagger at Hizdahr's head* here. And the big men were always too slow to stop my dagger from going where their muscles weren't."

Read more at: http://transcripts.foreverdreaming.org/viewtopic.php?f=67&t=18722 (Witty Insult)
38:21 (+3) Tyrion Lannister:
Hizdahr zo Loraq: "You don't approve (of the fighting pits)?"
Tyrion: "There's always been more than enough death in the world for my taste. I can do without it in my leisure time." (Funny Line)
38:56 (+3) Tyrion Lannister:
Hizdahr zo Loraq, as the dead pit fighter is dragged away: "That... is a vital part of the great city of Meereen, which existed long before you or I, and will remain standing long after we have returned to the dirt."
Tyrion: "My father would have liked you." (Witty Insult)
39:36 (+3) Tyrion Lannister:
to Hizdahr zo Loraq: "Well said. You're an eloquent man. Doesn't mean you're wrong. In my experience, eloquent men are right every bit as often as imbeciles." (Witty Insult)
40:13 (+3) Daario Naharis :
Hizdahr zo Loraq: "Your Grace-"
Daario: "Shut your mouth." (Threat)
Deaths
+1 for Janos Slynt, +1 for White Rat
Special
38:00 (+3) Daario Naharis :
Daario stares dreamily into Daenerys' eyes while talking about his past as a pit fighter: "Yes, whenever I saw a beast like that one standing across from me making his beast faces, I knew I could rest easy." (Special)