Results for Episode 5: The Wolf and the Lion
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Episode 5: The Wolf and the Lion
Kills
Gregor executes his horse after he is beaten by Ser Loras in the Tourney of the Hand.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
Bronn slits the throat of a hill tribesman as they are ambushed on the road to the Eyrie.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
Bronn kills two hill tribesman during an ambush on the road to the Eyrie.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
12:53
(+2)
Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion repeatedly bludgeons a hill tribesman to death with the tip of a shield during the ambush on the road to the Eyrie.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
13:01
(+2)
Rodrik Cassel:
Rodrik kills a hill tribesman during the ambush on the road to the Eyrie.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
Bronn slits the throat of a hill tribesman during the ambush on the road to the road to the Eyrie.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
51:21
(+6)
Jory Cassel:
Jory cuts down three of Jaime Lannister's men after they are attacked outside of Littlefinger's brothel.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
51:24
(+2)
Eddard Stark:
Ned kills one of Jaime Lannister's men as they are attacked outside of Littlefinger's brothel.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
51:31
(+10)
Jaime Lannister:
Jaime stabs Jory Cassel in the eye in the fight outside Littlefinger's brothel.
(Kill of Named Character)
52:39
(+1)
Jaime Lannister:
Jaime knocks out the Lannister guard who stabs Ned Stark in the leg.
(Major Injury of Unnamed Character)
Political Wins
Varys meets in the dungeons of the Red Keep with Ilyrio Mopatis, where they discuss secretive plans about Ned Stark and the Dothraki. "Delay, you say. Move fast, I reply. This is no longer a game for two players."
(Politics - uncategorized)
Varys: "Now the last time I saw you, you were talking to the Hand of the King."
Littlefinger: "Saw me with your own eyes?"
Varys: "Eyes I own." (Politics - uncategorized)
Littlefinger: "Saw me with your own eyes?"
Varys: "Eyes I own." (Politics - uncategorized)
Insults Delivered / Funny Lines
7:35
(+3)
Renly Baratheon:
Littlefinger: "Now what would I buy with a hundred gold dragons? A dozen barrels of Dornish wine? Or a girl from the pleasure houses of Lys?"
Renly: "You could even buy a friend!" (Witty Insult)
Renly: "You could even buy a friend!" (Witty Insult)
11:45
(+3)
Tyrion Lannister:
Catelyn: "The dagger foun-"
Tyrion: "What sort of imbecile arms an assassin with his own blade?"
Rodrik: "Shall I gag him?"
Tyrion: "Why, am I starting to make sense?" (Comeback)
Tyrion: "What sort of imbecile arms an assassin with his own blade?"
Rodrik: "Shall I gag him?"
Tyrion: "Why, am I starting to make sense?" (Comeback)
13:24
(+3)
Tyrion Lannister:
Bronn: "You need a woman. Nothing like a woman after a fight."
Tyrion: [looking at Lady Stark] "Well, I'm willing if she is." (Funny Line)
Tyrion: [looking at Lady Stark] "Well, I'm willing if she is." (Funny Line)
After their l
Theon: "I don't want to pay for it."
Ros: "Then get yourself a wife." (Witty Insult)
Theon: "I don't want to pay for it."
Ros: "Then get yourself a wife." (Witty Insult)
Littlefinger: "Tell me. Does someone somewhere keep your balls in a little box? I've often wondered."
Varys: "Do you know I have no idea where they are - and we had been so close." (Funny Line)
Varys: "Do you know I have no idea where they are - and we had been so close." (Funny Line)
Littlefinger: "Earlier today I distinctly recall seeing you talking to Lord Stark in his chambers."
Varys: "Was that *you* under the bed?" (Funny Line)
Varys: "Was that *you* under the bed?" (Funny Line)
27:18
(+3)
Arya Stark:
Ned: "What were you doing in the dungeons?"
Arya: "... Chasing a cat. (Funny Line)
Arya: "... Chasing a cat. (Funny Line)
39:22
(+3)
Renly Baratheon:
on the impending assassination of Daenerys Targaryen: "Robert's rather tasteless about it. Everytime he talks about it I swear the table rises six inches."
(Witty Insult)
41:56
(+3)
Cersei Lannister:
to Robert: "I'm sorry your marriage to Ned Stark didn't work out. You seemed so good together."
(Witty Insult)
42:55
(+3)
Robert Baratheon:
to Cersei: "It's a neat little trick you do. You move your lips and your father's voice comes out."
(Witty Insult)
Glasses of Wine Consumed
4:59
(+5)
Robert Baratheon:
Robert drinks as he and Ned discuss breastplate stretchers.
(Glass of Wine Consumed)
5:32
(+5)
Eddard Stark:
Robert pours Ned a glass. "Drink. Your King commands it."
(Glass of Wine Consumed)
Littlefinger drinks as the Small Council debates the assassination of Daenerys Targaryen.
(Glass of Wine Consumed)
35:20
(+5)
Robin Arryn:
Robin breastfeeds as his mother holds court with Catelyn Stark and Tyrion Lannister.
(Glass of Wine Consumed)
42:15
(+5)
Robb Stark:
Robert drinks away his depression after Ned dumps him and resigns from Hand of the King.
(Glass of Wine Consumed)
44:41
(+5)
Robert Baratheon:
Robert: "Your father wants to own the world. Ned Stark wants to run away and bury his head in the snow."
Cersei: "What do you want?"
Robert: [gulps down the rest of his wine] (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Cersei: "What do you want?"
Robert: [gulps down the rest of his wine] (Glass of Wine Consumed)
45:47
(+10)
Cersei Lannister:
Cersei drinks while commiserating with Robert about their marriage and the realm.
(Glass of Wine Consumed)
Acts of Intercourse
16:16
(+10)
Theon Greyjoy:
Theon loudly with Ros inside Winterfell. "Keep it down. You're not supposed to be inside the castle walls."
(Act of Intercourse)
35:27
(+5)
Lysa Tully:
Her son Robin finishes feeding from Lysa's right breast.
(Non-sexual Nude Scene)
41:41
(+5)
Renly Baratheon:
Loras goes down on Renly after giving him a pep talk his regal abilities. "You would be a wonderful King."
(Act of Intercourse)
41:41
(+5)
Loras Tyrell:
Loras goes down on Renly after giving him a pep talk his regal abilities. "You would be a wonderful King."
(Act of Intercourse)
Deaths
+0 for Sansa Stark, +0 for Waymar Royce, +0 for Gared, +0 for Will, +0 for Mycah, +0 for Ser Hugh of the Vale