Results for Episode 3: The High Sparrow

Stat Leaders

Total	Points
Jon Snow	27
Margaery Tyrell	17
Tommen Baratheon	16
Tyrion Lannister	16
Ramsay Bolton	14

Kills	Points
Ramsay Bolton	14
Jon Snow	10
Qyburn	2
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Political Wins	Points
Lancel Lannister	6
Jon Snow	6
Margaery Tyrell	6
Roose Bolton	6
Olly	6

Insults Delivered / Funny Lines	Points
Tyrion Lannister	6
Stannis Baratheon	6
Margaery Tyrell	6
Olyvar	6
Arya Stark	3

Glasses of Wine Consumed	Points
Tyrion Lannister	10
Jorah Mormont	5
Jon Snow	5
Tommen Baratheon	5
Varys	5

Acts of Intercourse	Points
Margaery Tyrell	5
Tommen Baratheon	5
High Septon of the Faith (S3)	5
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Deaths	Points
Janos Slynt	5
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Special	Points
High Septon of the Faith (S3)	6
Sansa Stark	3
Jon Snow	3
Stannis Baratheon	3
Petyr Baelish (Littlefinger)	3

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Episode 3: The High Sparrow

Kills

13:31 (+10) Ramsay Bolton:

Ramsay tells his father about the flaying of Lord Cerwyn. His body, flayed of all skin, is hung from the walls of Moat Cailin.
Ramsay: "Lord Cerwyn refused to pay. He said the Warden of the North will always be a Stark, and he'd be damned if he kissed a traitor's boot."
Roose Bolton: "You left him no choice."
Ramsay: "I flayed him living, along with his wife and brother. I made his son watch ... The new Lord Cerwyn paid his taxes." (Kill of Named Character)

13:47 (+4) Ramsay Bolton:

The wife and brother of Lady Cerwyn were killed by Ramsay Bolton - their flayed bodies were hung on display from the walls of Moat Cailin. (Kill of Unnamed Character)

Seriously contesting all of Ramsay's kill points. Does it count if it happens off-screen, before the character's first scene in the episode? If so, don't we need to count implied kills whenever a character is in a battle? This is setting a weird precedent, I think. -alicehanners

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2015 Apr 28 nyan and megharr36 like this
Yeah, I think there's a reasonable debate on both sides of this. I think if Ramsay simply *said* he killed these people, it wouldn't count. However in this case, we're shown all three flayed bodies in the scene preceding this one. So the precedent would be that we are shown bodies + details of the kill (enough to confirm the killer).

Some previous examples of this:
S1E2: The Hound credited with a kill after he returns with Mycah's body, though we never see the actual kill.
S1E7: Robert credited with the boar kill after he tells the story about it - we never see the actual kill (though I believe the boar is later shown?).
S2E7: Theon credited with 2 kills after we are shown the two charred bodies of the orphan boys in Winterfell - we never see the actual killing.
S2E8: Jaqen credited with 4 kills of Lannister soldiers at Harrenhal. We never see the actual killing.
S2E8: Dagmer credited with 2 kills after he tells Theon about the farmer and wife that he also killed along with the orphan boys. We actually don't even see bodies in this case.
S2E9: Ser Mandon Moore catches 3 deserters, and Cersei orders all three of them to be executed (and Ilyn Payne heads off to do so). In hindsight this is strong candidate to be rescinded, as there's no actual confirmation.
S4E10: Daenerys is credited for Drogon's kill of the Meereenese villager's daughter. We are shown the charred bones of the girl, but are never shown the actual kill.

I think there's a fair argument to take a hard line and say only explicit on-screen kills count, but that would invalidate most of the above examples. Other lines could be drawn at "must be shown the body" and/or "must get explicit details to determine who did the kill." I'm open to hearing opinions on where the kill cutoff is, but either way it sounds like we'll definitely get a new precedent established for the rulebook, which is always great. -nyan

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2015 Apr 28 moonbaseu92, tim.sheehan, Reaper, alicehanners like this

40:26 (+10) Jon Snow:

Jon Snow executes Janos Slynt for insubordination, after he publicly defies Jon's orders to head out to Greyguard tower. (Kill of Named Character)

46:58 (+2) Qyburn:

Qyburn kills a rat for his experiments, splashing its blood onto his magnifying glass. (Kill of Unnamed Character)

Political Wins

5:53 (+3) Margaery Tyrell:

Margaery is married to Tommen Baratheon (Politics - uncategorized)

5:53 (+3) Margaery Tyrell:

After marrying Tommen Baratheon, Margaery becomes Queen of the Seven Kingdoms. (Politics - uncategorized)

5:53 (+3) Tommen Baratheon:

Tommen is married to Margaery Tyrell (Politics - uncategorized)

13:01 (+3) Roose Bolton:

Roose lectures Ramsay on what the Boltons need to rule the North: "I have something important to tell you... Stop eating and listen." (Politics - uncategorized)

16:42 (+3) Petyr Baelish (Littlefinger):

Petyr convinces Sansa Stark to go through with his marriage proposal to Ramsay Bolton.
"You've been running all your life. Terrible things happened to your family and you weep. You sit alone in a dark room, mourning their fates. You've been a bystander to tragedy from the day they executed your father. Stop being a bystander, do you hear me? Stop running. There's no justice in the world. Not unless we make it. You loved your family. Avenge them." (Politics - uncategorized)

24:03 (+3) Jon Snow:

Jon takes on Olly as his personal steward. "Olly is my steward now, as I was Lord Commander Mormont's. I want him to attend my meetings, to learn from men with experience. One day, he might command." (Politics - uncategorized)

24:03 (+3) Olly:

Olly becomes Jon Snow's steward. "Olly is my steward now, as I was Lord Commander Mormont's. I want him to attend my meetings, to learn from men with experience. One day, he might command." (Politics - uncategorized)

25:27 (+3) Jon Snow:

"The Night's Watch can't continue to feed your men and the Wildling prisoners indefinitely. Winter is coming." (Politics - uncategorized)

27:11 (+3) Olly:

Davos Seaworth asks Olly to recite the Night's Watch oath to Jon Snow - "How does the Night's Watch vow go again? I bet you've got it memorized since you got here." - before interrupting him like an ass. (Politics - uncategorized)

37:03 (+3) Alliser Thorne:

Ser Alliser is appointed First Ranger by Jon Snow: "Ser Alliser, you have more experience than any other soldier at Castle Black. You proved your valor many times over by defending the Wall from the Wildling attack. I name you First Ranger." (Politics - uncategorized)

41:36 (+3) Lancel Lannister:

Lancel leads the Sparrows into Littlefinger's brothel, where they discover the High Septon patronizing two prostitutes.
Lancel: "You have profaned our Faith. The Faith of our fathers and forefathers."
High Septon: "I am the High Septon of the-"
Lancel: "You are a sinner. And you shall be punished." (Politics - uncategorized)

41:50 (+3) Lancel Lannister:

Lancel and other the Sparrows parade the High Septon naked through the streets, after catching him with two prostitutes in Littlefinger's brothel. (Politics - uncategorized)

41:50 (+3) High Sparrow:

The Sparrows have the High Septon paraded naked through the streets of King's Landing after they catch him with two prostitutes in Littlefinger's brothel. "Hypocrisy is a boil... lancing a boil is never pleasant, although they could have been more careful with the blade." (Politics - uncategorized)

46:18 (+3) Cersei Lannister:

Cersei has the High Septon imprisoned. "The High Septon's behavior was corrosive, as was his attitude. Having a man like that reside in the Sept eats away the Faith from the inside. So now he resides in the Red Keep's dungeons instead." (Politics - uncategorized)

50:11 (+3) Roose Bolton:

Roose intercepts Cersei's raven letter to Littlefinger and reads its contents. "I'm sure you understand my position, Lord Baelish. If you received word in the night from the Queen Mother, it does make me question our new alliance." (Politics - uncategorized)

59:50 (+3) Jorah Mormont:

Jorah captures Tyrion in Volantis. "I'm taking you to the Queen." (Politics - uncategorized)

Insults Delivered / Funny Lines

6:54 (+3) Tommen Baratheon:

King Tommen after bedding Margaery: "This is all I want to do. All day. Every day. For the rest of my life." (Funny Line)

9:33 (+3) Cersei Lannister:

Cersei with a jab to Margaery while talking to Tommen: "She's certainly very pretty, isn't she? Like a doll. She smiles quite a lot. Do you think she's intelligent? I can't quite tell, not that it matters." (Witty Insult)

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11:39 (+3) Margaery Tyrell:

to Cersei: "Oh, forgive me. I haven't been at court for long, I get so confused. What's the proper way to address you now - Queen Mother or Dowager Queen?" (Witty Insult)

11:51 (+3) Margaery Tyrell:

to Cersei: "In any event, judging from the King's... enthusiasm... the Queen Mother will be a Queen Grandmother soon." (Witty Insult)

22:51 (+3) Brienne of Tarth:

Pod asks about Renly's rumored sexuality.
Pod: "But...wasn't he ... Lord Tyrion said he was..."
Brienne: "Yes, Pod, he liked men. I'm not an idiot." (Funny Line)

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25:02 (+3) Stannis Baratheon:

Stannis: "You're as stubborn as your father. And as honorable."
Jon Snow: "I can imagine no higher praise"
Stannis: "I didn't mean it as praise. Honor got your father killed." (Witty Insult)

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7 more comments - see full thread

Wait, did you really get 2 x 3 points for the same thing? -pretty_mvtherfvcker

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2015 Apr 29
This was my initial thought as well, @pretty_mvutherfvcker. You could read it as Stannis calling Jon stupid, because honor is a stupid trait that will get him killed. Also a correction on Jon's naivety in assuming that honor was always a good trait. We could go back to rejecting this one if enough people disagree. -nyan

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2015 Apr 29
the line fits two categories special/insult :) -Reaper

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2015 Apr 29 moonbaseu92 likes this

26:24 (+3) Stannis Baratheon:

Jon Snow: "I heard it was best to keep your enemies close."
Stannis: "Whoever said that didn't have many enemies." (Funny Line)

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28:53 (+3) Arya Stark:

Arya: "Cunt!" (Funny Line)

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I didn't pick up on this one personally, but a few other people have mentioned it - was it the way she said it? I'll go with the popular demand if this gets a lot of likes/supporting comments. -nyan

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2015 Apr 28
I think this should definitely count. Right or wrong I think this got one of the biggest laughs among our league. -moonbaseu92

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2015 Apr 28
Got some good laughs from my league aswell. -timguttman

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2015 Apr 28
By overwhelming popular demand - approved! -nyan

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2015 Apr 29 meghan.coulbourne likes this

36:14 (+3) Jon Snow:

Jon appoints a new latrine captain to head up the latrine pit digging: "Brian - it seems like a good job for a ginger." (Funny Line)

37:24 (+3) Janos Slynt:

after Jon orders him to rebuild the ruined tower of Greyguard: "I was charged with the defense of King's Landing when you were soiling your swaddling clothes. Keep your ruin." (Witty Insult)

41:08 (+3) Olyvar:

In Littlefinger's brothel, during an elaborate roleplay of the Seven.
Olyvar: "Which of the Seven will you worship today?"
High Septon: "The Maiden..."
Olyvar: *muttering* "...always the Maiden." (Funny Line)

41:15 (+3) Olyvar:

Olyvar: "Which of the Seven will you worship today?"
High Septon: "The Maiden... and the Stranger."
Olyvar: "Two is extra, you realize?" (Funny Line)

43:11 (+3) Qyburn:

to High Septon: "So you were ministering to the needs of these... devout prostitutes." (Funny Line)

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51:53 (+3) Varys:

Tyrion: "I can't remember the last face I saw that wasn't yours."
Varys: "It's a perfectly good face." (Funny Line)

54:54 (+3) Tyrion Lannister:

Brothel bouncer: "It's good luck to rub a dwarf's head."
Tyrion: "It's even better luck to suck a dwarf's cock."
*flustered Varys* (Funny Line)

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56:05 (+3) Tyrion Lannister:

to Varys: "I need to talk to someone with hair." (Witty Insult)

Glasses of Wine Consumed

9:03 (+5) Tommen Baratheon:

Tommen drinks in bed after sleeping with Margaery. (Glass of Wine Consumed)

I think they were drinking water. -timguttman

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2015 Apr 28
I think they were drinking water. -timguttman

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2015 Apr 28
Definitely looked like sake to me ;)

In all seriousness, the rulebook counts pretty much every liquid as alcoholic, unless it's explicitly disproven, e.g. the Hound's "fuck the water, bring me wine" in the Battle of the Blackwater. It's just more fun with more points to go around. -nyan

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2015 Apr 28

39:12 (+5) Jon Snow:

Jon "Never Kill a Man Sober" Snow finishes off his drink before heading outside to execute Janos Slynt. (Glass of Wine Consumed)

52:53 (+5) Tyrion Lannister:

Tyrion drinks from a flask while walking through a market in Volantis. (Glass of Wine Consumed)

55:49 (+5) Tyrion Lannister:

Tyrion drinks at the whorehouse in Volantis. (Glass of Wine Consumed)

55:55 (+5) Jorah Mormont:

Jorah drinks away his sorrows as he can't even get within the friendzone of the Daenerys cosplayer in Volantis. (Glass of Wine Consumed)

56:00 (+5) Varys:

Varys drinks with Tyrion in the whorehouse of Volantis. (Glass of Wine Consumed)

Acts of Intercourse

6:31 (+5) Margaery Tyrell:

Margaery consummates her marriage to Tommen. (Act of Intercourse)

6:34 (+5) Tommen Baratheon:

Tommen's first time, consummating his marriage with Margaery after their wedding. "It all happened so fast." (Act of Intercourse)

41:52 (+5) High Septon of the Faith (S3):

The High Septon is whipped naked through the streets of King's Landing after the Sparrows discover him in a brothel. (Non-sexual Nude Scene)

Deaths

40:26 (+5) Janos Slynt:

Janos is beheaded for insubordination, after defying Jon Snow's orders as Lord Commander. (Death)

+0 for Mance Rayder, +0 for White Rat, +0 for Mossador

Special

6:05 (+3) High Septon of the Faith (S3):

The High Septon administers the royal wedding of Tommen Baratheon and Margaery Tyrell. (Special)

17:15 (+3) Sansa Stark:

Sansa cries as she's told that Petyr Baelish has arranged a marriage for her to Roose Bolton's heir, Ramsay. A solitary tear is visible under her right eye. (Special)

17:32 (+3) Petyr Baelish (Littlefinger):

Littlefinger gives Sansa a kiss on the forehead after convincing her to marry Ramsay Bolton. (Special)

25:02 (+3) Stannis Baratheon:

Stannis corrects Jon Snow
Stannis: "You're as stubborn as your father. And as honorable."
Jon Snow: "I can imagine no higher praise"
Stannis: "I didn't mean it as praise. Honor got your father killed." (Special)

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38:09 (+3) Jon Snow:

Janos Slynt: "You can stick your order up your bastard ass." (Special)

40:44 (+3) High Septon of the Faith (S3):

The High Septon tends to the needs of devout prostitutes in Littlefinger's brothel, in an elaborate ceremony of the Seven. (Special)

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41:31 (+3) Olyvar:

Olyvar protests as the Sparrows break into Littlefinger's brothel to expose the High Septon: "What are you doing? This establishment belongs to Lord Petyr Baelish, you can't-" (Special)