Crows Before Hoes

41 roto pts (#1)
Z-Score: 1.341 (percentile: 91.01%)
Weeks at #1: 2
Categories won: Insults Delivered / Funny Lines (81), Glasses of Wine Consumed (100), The Feels (153)
Best Week: Episode 1: Winterfell (+4 roto points)
Team MVP: Jon Snow (picked #2, 319 points, 41.75% of team total)

Roster Stats

Character	Drafted	Total	Kills	Politics	Insults	Wine	Sex	Thrones	Deaths	Special	Feels
Jon Snow	#2	319	197	27	6	15	0	6	0	15	53
Tyrion Lannister	#11	206	0	30	57	55	0	20	0	0	44
Jaime Lannister	#14	150	31	0	18	30	10	6	7	12	36
Theon Greyjoy	#26	79	46	6	0	0	0	0	7	0	20
Qyburn	#23	5	0	0	0	0	0	0	5	0	0
Harry Strickland	#35	5	0	0	0	0	0	0	5	0	0
Totals		764	274	63	81	100	10	32	24	27	153

Roster

charId	Character	Special
39	Jon Snow	* +1 each time he unintentionally drops Longclaw * +1 point each time he is called a bastard in his presence * Ghost's actions contribute to his points.
17	Tyrion Lannister	* +1 point each time he is denied a drink * +1 point whenever he physically gives someone a coin (or other legal tender)
19	Jaime Lannister	* +1 point for awkward waves with his metal hand * +1 point when he uses his metal hand in a combat situation * +1 point when someone (excl. Cersei) references incest with Cersei or her childrens' bastardy directly to him * 2x multiplier for sex acts involving incest (first cousin or closer)
72	Qyburn	* +1 point whenever he receives a new specimen for his experiments * +1 politics point when reporting information from his "little birds"
61	Theon Greyjoy	+1 point for scenes where Theon refers to himself as "Reek" +1 point when his missing manhood is referenced
377	Harry Strickland

Kills

Episode 1: Winterfell

27:15 (+2) Theon Greyjoy:

Theon kills a member of Euron's crew as he leads a squad of Ironborn on a rescue mission to save his sister Yara Greyjoy. (Kill of Unnamed Character)

submitted by kevinreading66 (approved!)

Original submission: "Theon and his team board the boat to save Yara, 4 arrows are used to kill people working on the boat. The camera then cuts to Theon and his team with Theon at the front with his bow and arrow cocked, surely he deserves some points for these kills?"

There were actually 5 kills and on-screen we see a squad of 4 (including Theon). Given the scenario I've scored 1 for Theon (Euron's men were killed in quick succession, so presumably they all landed their shots).

For future references, I *would* say this is a bit of a grey(joy) area, with the fudged assumption that they didn't have time to reload much, so Theon must've landed his first shot. If there were 5 arrow kills and Theon had boarded with 20 goodmen, I don't think he would have gotten any points. Similar for 200 arrow kills and 20 men shooting, or if we saw arrows flying around and missing. These scenarios would put enough plausibility that Theon did not land his shots.

The scoring criteria wants to see strong attribution happen on-screen, else we have submissions like "Tormund and Jon were like 2/10 of soldiers in the Battle of Bastards at this point and there's a pile of 150 bodies around them, clearly they did 20% of those kills". It ends up cheapening the points for legitimate kills the characters do 1:1. -nyan

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2019 Apr 16
Also so much for having a crew of elite mutes who can't warn each other in the event of a surprise attack, eh Euron? -nyan

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27:34 (+2) Theon Greyjoy:

Theon throws an axe into the skull of the Ironborn soldier guarding Yara Greyjoy. (Kill of Unnamed Character)

Episode 3: The Long Night

16:06 (+2) Jaime Lannister:

Jaime bodies a wight onto the ground. (Kill of Unnamed Character)

16:13 (+2) Jaime Lannister:

Jaime slashes a wight across its back and drags it off of Brienne. (Kill of Unnamed Character)

16:41 (+62) Jon Snow:

Sansa and Arya look on as Jon and Rhaegal torches the front line of wights with dragonfire - 33 wights are seen burning or thrown into the air by the blast (Kill of Unnamed Character)

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I believe that in cases of such approximations, the scoring of this kind of events should regard in a more sporting manner, in order to preserve leagues competitiveness and fun (full disclosure: I own Daenerys, but I would still prefer a more interesting competition). A general scoring would be more appropriate for mass-event such as this. -amitelran2110

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2019 Apr 29
I just want to know why Dany got points for this... -brendan.hamme

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2019 Apr 29
Did Jon Snow shoot fire out of his mouth, or did Rhaegal (a draftable character)? -prognar

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18:07 (+4) Jaime Lannister:

Jaime cuts down two wights as the snowstorm approaches from overhead. (Kill of Unnamed Character)

19:06 (+2) Jaime Lannister:

Jaime kills a charging wight (Kill of Unnamed Character)

29:09 (+28) Jon Snow:

After the trench is lit, Jon and Rhaegal venture out and ignite a cluster of wights just outside the Winterfell gate. (Kill of Unnamed Character)

33:21 (+40) Jon Snow:

As Bran's warged ravens fly across the battlefield, the dragons continue to torch the wights army outside the walls of Winterfell. 40 wights are thrown up/incinerated in the blast (unknown dragon, score split evenly across dragons) (Kill of Unnamed Character)

37:18 (+2) Jaime Lannister:

Jaime cuts down the second wight climbing over the wall. (Kill of Unnamed Character)

37:40 (+4) Jaime Lannister:

Jaime cuts down three wights as they begin to overrun the wall. (Kill of Unnamed Character)

38:22 (+2) Jaime Lannister:

After being rescued by Brienne, Jaime covers her back and cuts down a wight. (Kill of Unnamed Character)

38:24 (+1) Jaime Lannister:

Jaime strikes a wight advancing on his and Brienne's position, though it is only partially injured and is finished off by Brienne. (Major Injury of Unnamed Character)

55:20 (+2) Theon Greyjoy:

Theon shoots down a wight with a flaming arrow as the Ironborn protect Bran in the Godswood. (Kill of Unnamed Character)

55:26 (+5) Jon Snow:

With Jon as rider, Rhaegal engages in a vicious mid-air fight with Viserion, ripping the scales off his breast and ultimately breaking Viserion's jaw. (Major Injury of Named Character)

59:55 (+2) Jaime Lannister:

Jaime stabs into a wight. (Kill of Unnamed Character)

60:56 (+2) Jon Snow:

Jon cuts down one wight as the recently-reanimated army of corpses begin to surround him. (Kill of Unnamed Character)

62:04 (+2) Theon Greyjoy:

Theon shoots down a charging wight in the Godswood. (Kill of Unnamed Character)

62:08 (+4) Theon Greyjoy:

Theon shoots down two more wights as they storm into the Godswood. (Kill of Unnamed Character)

+ 1 more

62:22 (+10) Jon Snow:

Jon fends off five wights as he is surrounded outside the walls of Winterfell. (Kill of Unnamed Character)

64:25 (+6) Jon Snow:

Jon fends off three wights as he makes his way into Winterfell. (Kill of Unnamed Character)

64:48 (+6) Jon Snow:

Jon kills three more wights as he fights his way through the Winterfell courtyard. (Kill of Unnamed Character)

65:00 (+10) Jon Snow:

Jon cuts through 5 wights as he makes his way through the hallway and locks a cell gate behind him. (Kill of Unnamed Character)

65:28 (+4) Theon Greyjoy:

Theon makes his last stand, killing two wights with his last two arrows. (Kill of Unnamed Character)

65:43 (+10) Theon Greyjoy:

Making his last stand after running out of arrows, Theon bashes in a wight with his bow, and finds a spear to fend off four more wights. (Kill of Unnamed Character)

68:54 (+2) Jon Snow:

Jon cuts down a wight as he tries to evade the chaotic blue fire from the injured Viserion. (Kill of Unnamed Character)

69:00 (+6) Theon Greyjoy:

Theon cuts down three more wights as Bran's last defender in the Godswood. (Kill of Unnamed Character)

69:58 (+14) Theon Greyjoy:

Theon kills off 7 more wights in the final final stand in the Godswood. (Kill of Unnamed Character)

Episode 5: The Bells

40:41 (+2) Jon Snow:

Jon strikes down a Lannister soldier as the Northern forces march their way into King's Landing. (Kill of Unnamed Character)

47:04 (+2) Jon Snow:

Jon cuts down a Lannister soldier in the chaos after the Northern forces attack the surrendered Lannister army. (Kill of Unnamed Character)

47:09 (+4) Jon Snow:

Jon cuts down two more Lannister soldiers in the chaos after the Northern forces attack the surrendered Lannister army. (Kill of Unnamed Character)

48:38 (+4) Jon Snow:

Jon kills two more Lannister soldiers while pleading for his own soldiers to stop the attack. (Kill of Unnamed Character)

49:45 (+2) Jon Snow:

Jon kills another Lannister soldier while continuing to tell people to stop killing the Lannister soldiers. 🤷 (Kill of Unnamed Character)

50:15 (+2) Jon Snow:

Jon saves a woman in an alleyway, running his sword through a Northern soldier attacking her. (Kill of Unnamed Character)

55:05 (+10) Jaime Lannister:

Jaime stabs Euron Greyjoy through the stomach as they battle in the sea caves below King's Landing. (Kill of Named Character)

Episode 6: The Iron Throne

37:18 (+10) Jon Snow:

Jon stabs Daenerys an episode late and in the wrong hole, as they share a last kiss in the throne room. (Kill of Named Character)

Political Wins

Episode 1: Winterfell

27:53 (+3) Theon Greyjoy:

After sneaking aboard Euron's ship, Theon frees his sister Yara. (New Follower/Prisoner)

29:07 (+3) Theon Greyjoy:

Yara: "You want to go to Wintefell. To fight for the Starks. Go. What is dead may never die."
Theon: "What is dead may never die." (House Words)

33:29 (+3) Jon Snow:

Rhaegal accepts Jon as a dragonrider as they take flight for the first time.
Jon: "I don't know how to ride a dragon."
Daenerys: "Nobody does. Until they ride a dragon." (New Follower/Prisoner)

submitted by nyan (approved!)

This is not explicitly in the rules, but I was thinking of setting this as a precedent - the first time a dragon and dragonrider pair up, it will be scored like a New Follower event for both. It's a bit like two characters agreeing to form an alliance. Any thoughts or protests to this? -nyan

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2019 Apr 15 dlapato likes this
Actually I forget that I did make it explicit for Rhaegal. Do people feel Jon is deserving of similar points for this? -nyan

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2019 Apr 15 the_catherine316, olinnbroderick3, ashjohri, gravesalex0, 6 others like this
It's kind of like acquiring a new weapon in a sense? -the_catherine316

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2019 Apr 15
I think we'd need to see if this happens again. I'm not sure riding him once is significant. -alicehanners

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2019 Apr 18

46:46 (+3) Jon Snow:

Jon finds out his true lineage as the trueborn son of Rhaegaer Targaryen and Lyanna Stark, and potentially the rightful King of the Seven Kingdoms.
Sam: "I had a High Septon's diary. Bran had... whatever Bran has. ... Your mother was Lyanna Stark. And your father - your real father - was Rhaegar Targaryen. You've never been a bastard. You're Aegon Targaryen, true heir to the Iron Throne." (Secret Discovery)

submitted by cereith717 (approved!)

Episode 2: A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms

6:16 (+3) Jon Snow:

Daenerys addresses Jon as Warden of the North when asking his opinion on the Jaime Lannister matter, confirming his new position under his regime. (New Title)

submitted by hindsight44 (approved!)

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Also these are in the rules:
Titles are like WWE championships - points are awarded for each title gained and re-gained (e.g. losing and winning titles repeatedly makes you an 8x WWE Intercontinental Champion. Holding and defending the title for 8 years still just counts as 1x)
-hindsight44

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2019 Apr 22
I might be wrong, but wouldn't it be a reduced title from king in the north to warden of the north? -imonaship12

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2019 Apr 22 chadbrathwaite likes this
I think if we get really technical about it, King in the North and Warden of the North are mutually exclusive - you can only be Warden for a reigning monarch, which implies you're not King in the North. Per the WWE criteria, any title change counts even if it sounds like a demotion (one could argue it's a smaller fish in a bigger pond scenario). -nyan

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Episode 4: The Last of the Starks

6:17 (+3) Jon Snow:

Jon quotes the Night's Watch oath to end his eulogy to the dead at Winterfell. "They were the shields that guarded the realms of men. And we shall never see their like again." (House Words)

33:53 (+3) Tyrion Lannister:

Tyrion and Jon convince Daenerys to take a more cautioned approach to the war and lay siege to King's Landing instead of destroying it.

Daenerys: "No matter how many lords turn against her, as long as she sits on the Iron Throne, she can call herself Queen of the Seven Kingdoms. We need the capital."
Tyrion: "I watched the people of King's Landing rebel against their king when they were hungry, and that was before winter began. Give them the opportunity and they will cast Cersei aside."
Jon: "We'll surround the city. If the Iron Fleet tries to ferry in more food, the dragons will destroy them. If the Lannisters and the Golden Company attack, we'll defeat them in the field."
Tyrion: "Once the people see that Cersei is our only enemy, her reign is over." (Convincing Argument)

33:53 (+3) Jon Snow:

34:55 (+3) Jon Snow:

Jon overrules Sansa's objections and pledges the weakened Northern forces to fight for Daenerys immediately.

to Sansa: "The Northern forces will honor their promises and their allegiance to the Queen of the Seven Kingdoms."
turning to Daenerys: "What you command, we will obey." (Executive Decision)

38:17 (+3) Jon Snow:

Jon breaks his promise to Daenerys, secretly telling Arya and Sansa about his heritage as a Targaryen and heir to the Iron Throne as long as they pinky swore not to tell anyone. (Act of Betrayal)

He doesn’t promise her anything -alicehanners

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2019 May 8 dopeghoti likes this
Quite the opposite in fact; he was quite clear that he felt his family had a right to know. -dopeghoti

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2019 May 8
Since he makes them swear not to tell anyone, doesn't it imply it's something he's doing behind Daenerys' back? -nyan

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2019 May 8
I think him making them promise was more so other people didn’t find out, rather than so Daenerys didn’t find out they knew, nah? -conor_finlay

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2019 May 8
He didn’t promise Daenerys he wouldn’t tell, she just made it clear that there might be consequences if he did. -conor_finlay

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46:50 (+3) Tyrion Lannister:

Tyrion learns of Jon's heritage as a secret Targaryen and claimant to the Iron Throne through Sansa. (Secret Discovery)

Episode 5: The Bells

8:05 (+3) Tyrion Lannister:

Tyrion rats out Varys for his betrayal of Daenerys. (Act of Betrayal)

22:58 (+3) Tyrion Lannister:

Tyrion speaks his way past the Unsullied guards stationed outside of Jaime's tent
Unsullied: "We have orders to guard the prisoner."
Tyrion: "Ordered by whom, the Queen herself?"
Unsullied: "No."
Tyrion: "Well, in that case, as Hand of the Queen, I outrank whomever gave your order, probably by quite a lot." (Convincing Argument)

25:57 (+3) Tyrion Lannister:

Tyrion convinces Jaime to undertake the covert mission to smuggle Cersei out of King's Landing and escape to a new life.

"Do it. If you don't, you'll never see Cersei again." (Convincing Argument)

26:21 (+3) Tyrion Lannister:

Tyrion unlocks Jaime's chains and frees him, sending him on a covert mission to rescue Cersei and end the war before Daenerys destroys the city.

"Tens of thousands of innocent lives. One not particularly innocent dwarf. Seems like a fair trade." (Act of Betrayal)

Episode 6: The Iron Throne

24:01 (+3) Jon Snow:

"You think our house words are stamped on our bodies when we're born and that's who we are? Then I'd be fire and blood too." (House Words)

28:41 (+3) Tyrion Lannister:

Tyrion convinces Jon to betray Daenerys for the good of the realm. "It's a terrible thing I'm asking. It's also the right thing." (Convincing Argument)

37:18 (+3) Jon Snow:

Jon stabs Daenerys as they kiss in the throne room, concluding that she is too delusional in her power to be allowed to rule. "You are my queen. Now, and always." (Act of Betrayal)

46:35 (+3) Tyrion Lannister:

Tyrion successfully deflects Grey Worm from discussing his fate by dangling a juicy power struggle in front of the Lords of Westeros instead.

Grey Worm: "You are not here to speak! Everyone has heard enough words from you."
Tyrion: "You're right. And no one's any better for it. But it's not for you to decide. Jon committed his crime here. His fate is for our king to decide. Or our queen."
Lord Royce: "We don't have a king or queen."
Tyrion: "You're the most powerful people in Westeros. Choose one." (Convincing Argument)

49:43 (+3) Tyrion Lannister:

Tyrion is succesful in his nomination of Bran Stark for King of Westeros.

"I've had nothing to do but think these past few weeks. About our bloody history. About the mistakes we've made. What unites people? Armies? Gold? Flags? Stories. There's nothing in the world more powerful than a good story. Nothing can stop it. No enemy can defeat it. And who has a better story than Bran the Broken?" (Convincing Argument)

55:08 (+3) Tyrion Lannister:

Tyrion is named as King Bran Stark's Hand. (New Title)

Insults Delivered / Funny Lines

Episode 1: Winterfell

6:22 (+3) Tyrion Lannister:

to Varys as they arrive in a frigid Winterfell: "You should consider yourself lucky. At least your balls won't freeze off." (Funny Line)

29:51 (+3) Tyrion Lannister:

Varys (observing banners): "The Karstarks."
Tyrion: "One of the better sigils. Beats an onion, anyway." (Funny Line)

30:59 (+3) Tyrion Lannister:

Varys: "Jon and Daenerys don't want to listen to lonely old men."
Tyrion: "I'm not that old... not as old as him (Davos Seaworth)." (Funny Line)

35:36 (+3) Jon Snow:

to Daenerys, after his first dragon flight with Rhaegal: "You've completely ruined horses for me." (Funny Line)

Episode 2: A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms

12:40 (+3) Tyrion Lannister:

Tyrion comments on the Lannister brothers reunion as they are spat upon by Northerners.

"Well, here we are... together again. And the masses rejoice." (Funny Line)

13:41 (+3) Tyrion Lannister:

Jaime: "Don't be too hard on yourself. She fooled me more than anybody."
Tyrion: "She never fooled you. You always knew exactly what she was. And you loved her anyway." (Witty Insult)

14:06 (+3) Tyrion Lannister:

Tyrion: "So, we're going to die. At Winterfell. Not the death I would've chosen. I always pictured myself dying in my own bed, at the age of 80, with a belly fully of wine and a [in unison with Jaime] girl's mouth around my cock." (Funny Line)

14:06 (+3) Jaime Lannister:

16:11 (+3) Jaime Lannister:

Brienne: "What are you doing? ... We have never had a conversation last this long without you insulting me, not once."
Jaime: "You want me to insult you?" (Funny Line)

30:43 (+3) Tyrion Lannister:

Tyrion: "You've had a strange journey."
Bran: "Stranger than most."
Tyrion: "I'd like to hear about it.
Bran: "It's a long story."
Tyrion: "If only we were in a castle, in the middle of winter with nowhere to go." (Funny Line)

34:58 (+3) Tyrion Lannister:

to Jaime: "I wish father were here. I would love to see the look on his face when he realizes his two sons are about to die defending Winterfell." (Funny Line)

submitted by nyan (approved!)

35:33 (+3) Jaime Lannister:

to Tyrion: "It wasn't so simple. I was sleeping with my sister, and you had one friend in the world - who was sleeping with his sister." (Funny Line)

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Doesn’t matter, think it’s cause Jaime got points for new follower and they’ve been changed to Brienne’s points. -conor_finlay

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2019 Apr 22
Yeah, I had a few mistakes so it's possible that Jaime's +3 got balanced out by a -3 somewhere else. If you click into your team or your matchup, it will show an event log of all the events being counted for your characters. -nyan

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2019 Apr 22
there was a correction of -3 for jamie when he got points for pledging himself to brienne -ryanmcfarlane09

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2019 Apr 22

36:17 (+3) Tyrion Lannister:

Brienne: "We didn't meant to interrupt, we were just looking for someplace warm to-"
Tyrion: "-to contemplate your imminent death. You've come to the right place." (Funny Line)

submitted by nyan (approved!)

Episode 3: The Long Night

30:34 (+3) Tyrion Lannister:

"You might be surprised at the lengths I'd go to avoid joining the Army of the Dead. I could think of no organization less suited to my talents." (Funny Line)

submitted by ryanmcfarlane09 (approved!)

31:11 (+3) Tyrion Lannister:

Tyrion: "Maybe we should have stayed married."
Sansa: "You were the best of them."
Tyrion: "What a terrifying thought." (Funny Line)

submitted by ryanmcfarlane09 (approved!)

Episode 4: The Last of the Starks

15:42 (+3) Jaime Lannister:

Jaime and Brienne play a drinking game of guesses.

Jaime: "You... are an only child."
Brienne: "I told you I was."
Jaime: "You didn't."
Brienne: "I did."
Jaime: "I surmised it." (Funny Line)

25:24 (+3) Jaime Lannister:

Brienne: "It's the first thing I learnt when I came to the North. Keep your fire going. Every time you leave the room, put more wood on."
Jaime: "... You know the first thing I learned in the North? I hate the fucking North." (Funny Line)

38:50 (+3) Tyrion Lannister:

ribbing Jaime on his new dedication to Brienne: "I'm happy. I'm happy that you're happy. I'm happy that you'll finally have to climb for it." (Funny Line)

38:53 (+3) Tyrion Lannister:

ribbing Jaime on his new dedication to Brienne: "Do you know how long I've waited to tell tall-person jokes?" (Funny Line)

44:34 (+3) Tyrion Lannister:

to Sansa: "My Lady. [long pause] ...'My Lord' is the standard response." (Funny Line)

49:36 (+3) Jon Snow:

Gilly: "If it's a boy, we want to name him Jon."
Jon: "I hope it's a girl." (Funny Line)

61:32 (+3) Tyrion Lannister:

Varys: "He (Jon Snow) is a man, which makes him more appealing to the lords of Westeros, whose support we are going to need."
Tyrion: "Joffrey was a man. I don't think a cock is a true qualification, as I'm sure you'd agree." (Witty Insult)

Episode 5: The Bells

22:30 (+3) Tyrion Lannister:

Tyrion attempts to speak to the Unsullied guards.

"I drink to eat the skull keeper."
"I want to eat the skull keeper."
"I want to see the..."
Unsullied: "-we speak the Common Tongue." (Funny Line)

23:41 (+3) Jaime Lannister:

Tyrion: "Did you consider taking it (the golden hand) off?"
Jaime: "Cersei once called me the stupidest Lannister." (Funny Line)

Episode 6: The Iron Throne

22:01 (+3) Tyrion Lannister:

"I suppose there's a crude kind of justice. I betrayed my closest friend and watched him burn. Now Varys's ashes can tell my ashes: See, I told you." (Funny Line)

58:18 (+3) Tyrion Lannister:

Jon: "I don't expect we'll ever see each other again."
Tyrion: "I wouldn't be so sure. A few years as Hand of the King would make anyone want to piss off the edge of the world." (Funny Line)

71:10 (+3) Tyrion Lannister:

Tyrion: "I once brought a jackass and a honeycomb into a brothel." (Funny Line)

Glasses of Wine Consumed

Episode 2: A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms

34:50 (+5) Tyrion Lannister:

Tyrion drinks in front of the fireplace at Winterfell as he chats with Jaime. "I wish father were here." (Glass of Wine Consumed)

He drinks in every scene after this, it doesn't count? -guy.v

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2019 Apr 23 hapesnova likes this
He also offered and poured glasses to other people. In adition, he overflowing a cup of glass and disobey lady Brienne oreder. -guy.v

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If you can find me a timestamp that would be great. I watched for this but aside from Jaime and Podrick, none of the characters actually drink anything after the first scene (they only hold the cups). -nyan

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2019 Apr 23

36:08 (+5) Jaime Lannister:

Tyrion raises a toast - "to the perils of self-betterment" and Jaime just gets his lips on the cup as Brienne and Podrick barge in. (Glass of Wine Consumed)

45:50 (+5) Jaime Lannister:

Jaime refills his cup as the fireplace crew talks about the sexism of knighthood in Westeros. (Glass of Wine Consumed)

Episode 3: The Long Night

20:51 (+5) Tyrion Lannister:

Tyrion takes a swig from his wineskin after he realizes he has nothing to say to Sansa in the Winterfell crypts. (Glass of Wine Consumed)

30:45 (+5) Tyrion Lannister:

Tyrion drinks from his second wineskin as Varys and Sansa tell him to give up hope of venturing upstairs and being useful for the battle. (Glass of Wine Consumed)

Sansa and Varys were like the inner voices of the show writers and Tyrion was the inner voice for the audience having all their cool Winterfell Crypt theories crushed. -nyan

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2019 Apr 29
Tyrion: "Maybe if we were up there, we could see something everyone else is missing..." Sansa: "Nope, there is nothing happening up there beyond surface level fanservice." -power.suit

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2019 May 2
I don't know if that was even a fan service, more like a fan diss.

"What if there were more to the story, some key piece of information about the Night King or some brilliant tactical maneuver we could pull off. You know, like the good 'ol times in S2?"

"No, there is literally nothing for you to fantheory about, just keep sitting here and stare powerlessly as we roll out the rest of this season" -nyan

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2019 May 2

49:12 (+5) Tyrion Lannister:

Tyrion drinks some liquid courage from his wineskin as the wights come bashing through to the crypt level. (Glass of Wine Consumed)

Episode 4: The Last of the Starks

9:00 (+5) Jon Snow:

Jon drinks from his cup at the head table as he notices Daenerys' spaced out look. (Glass of Wine Consumed)

9:50 (+5) Tyrion Lannister:

Tyrion drinks in the far background as Gendry scoots his way up the aisle. (Glass of Wine Consumed)

9:52 (+5) Jaime Lannister:

Jaime drinks as Gendry scoots past him and Brienne in the aisle. (Glass of Wine Consumed)

12:24 (+5) Jaime Lannister:

Brienne and Jaime share a drink at the Feast of Winterfell.

Jaime: "We've fought dead things and lived to talk about it.If this isn't the time to drink, when is?" (Glass of Wine Consumed)

13:22 (+5) Tyrion Lannister:

Tyrion refills and drinks at the the refill station as he and Davos discuss the political drama to come. "We may have defeated them, but we still have us to contend with." (Glass of Wine Consumed)

15:02 (+5) Jon Snow:

Jon drinks as they the Feast of Winterfell toast to Daenerys the Dragon Queen and Arya Stark, the Hero of Winterfell (Glass of Wine Consumed)

15:30 (+5) Tyrion Lannister:

Tyrion drinks at the table with Jaime and Brienne as they kick off their drinking game of guesses. (Glass of Wine Consumed)

16:07 (+5) Jon Snow:

Jon drinks in the background as Tormund regales the crowd with the legends of Jon Snow. (Glass of Wine Consumed)

17:50 (+5) Tyrion Lannister:

Brienne tells Tyrion he is wrong about his guess, and he is forced to drink. (Glass of Wine Consumed)

25:41 (+5) Jaime Lannister:

Jaime pours himself a cup and drinks in Brienne's bedchambers as he jealously questions her about Tormund Giantsbane. (Glass of Wine Consumed)

39:01 (+5) Tyrion Lannister:

Jaime and Tyrion drink after toasting to Jaime's new relationship with Brienne. "To climbing mountains." (Glass of Wine Consumed)

39:01 (+5) Jaime Lannister:

Jaime and Tyrion drink after toasting to Jaime's new relationship with Brienne. "To climbing mountains." (Glass of Wine Consumed)

52:18 (+5) Tyrion Lannister:

Tyrion drinks in the ship's cabin while discussing the issue of Jon Snow's parentage with Varys. (Glass of Wine Consumed)

61:30 (+5) Tyrion Lannister:

Tyrion drinks in the throne room at Dragonstone as he and Varys discuss how to reign in Daenerys. (Glass of Wine Consumed)

Acts of Intercourse

Episode 4: The Last of the Starks

27:20 (+5) Jaime Lannister:

Jaime fumbles awkwardly in his first attempts at flirting with someone who is not a sibling, but ultimately succeeds in wooing Brienne with the 'ol "my it's quite hot in here". (Act of Intercourse)

65:39 (+5) Jaime Lannister:

Jaime sits brooding in front of the fireplace after a 2nd night with Brienne, reflecting on how one just can't go back to non-incest after hitting that high-grade sibling kush. (Act of Intercourse)

submitted by nyan (approved!)

A Game of Thrones

Episode 1: Winterfell

9:53 (+1) Tyrion Lannister:

Tyrion sits at the head table to the side of Sansa and Jon Snow, as they host the Northern Lords at Winterfell. (Basic Seat)

9:53 (+1) Jon Snow:

Jon sits at the head of the table alongside Sansa as they host the Northern Lords at Winterfell. (Basic Seat)

11:52 (+1) Jon Snow:

Jon Snow takes a seat after responding to Lyanna Mormont's call out.

"...when I left Winterfell, I told you we need allies or we will die. I have brought those allies home to fight alongside us. I had a choice, keep my crown or protect the North. I chose the North." (Basic Seat)

Episode 2: A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms

3:12 (+1) Jon Snow:

Jon is zoned out in his seat as the rest of the court in Winterfell interrogates Jaime. (Basic Seat)

30:43 (+1) Tyrion Lannister:

Tyrion sits down to hear Bran's story.

Bran: "It's a long story."
Tyrion: "If only we were in a castle, in the middle of winter with nowhere to go." (Basic Seat)

34:50 (+1) Tyrion Lannister:

Tyrion sits in a chair by the fireplace at Winterfell, chatting with Jaime. "I wish father were here." (Basic Seat)

34:50 (+1) Jaime Lannister:

Jaime sits in front of the fireplace in Winterfell with Tyrion. (Basic Seat)

36:55 (+1) Jaime Lannister:

Jaime sits back down on his chair after inviting their new guests around the fireplace. (Basic Seat)

44:39 (+1) Tyrion Lannister:

Davos and the fireplace crew continue sitting. (Basic Seat)

44:39 (+1) Jaime Lannister:

Jaime and the fireplace crew continue sitting. (Basic Seat)

51:06 (+1) Tyrion Lannister:

Tyrion sits as Davos declares "we're out of wine" to the fireplace crew. (Basic Seat)

51:06 (+1) Jaime Lannister:

Tyrion sits as Davos declares "we're out of wine" to the fireplace crew. (Basic Seat)

Episode 4: The Last of the Starks

8:54 (+1) Tyrion Lannister:

Tyrion sits at the head table during the celebratory feast at Winterfell. (Basic Seat)

8:54 (+1) Jon Snow:

Jon awkwardly sits at center of the head table between Sansa and Daenerys during the celebratory feast at Winterfell. (Basic Seat)

11:41 (+1) Jon Snow:

Jon sits back down after raising a toast and giving his cup of wine to Gendry (Basic Seat)

38:29 (+1) Tyrion Lannister:

Tyrion sits with Jaime in front of a fireplace in Winterfell, as Tyrion ribs Jaime on his newfound romance with Brienne. (Basic Seat)

38:29 (+1) Jaime Lannister:

Tyrion sits with Jaime in front of a fireplace in Winterfell, as Tyrion ribs Jaime on his newfound romance with Brienne. (Basic Seat)

51:31 (+1) Tyrion Lannister:

Tyrion sits with Varys in the cabin below deck, discussing the secret of Jon's parentage. (Basic Seat)

65:17 (+1) Jaime Lannister:

Jaime sits on a chair in front of the fireplace after a 2nd night with Brienne, reflecting on how non-incest just doesn't really do it for him. (Basic Seat)

Episode 6: The Iron Throne

26:36 (+1) Jon Snow:

Jon sits down on a small wooden chair in Tyrion's prison chamber. (Basic Seat)

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66:08 (+3) Tyrion Lannister:

Tyrion tries out his seat in the Hand's chair before the Small Council meeting begins. (Seat of Power)

67:01 (+3) Tyrion Lannister:

Tyrion hurriedly sits back into the Hand's chair as he hears the Small Council members enter the room. (Seat of Power)

68:39 (+3) Tyrion Lannister:

Tyrion returns to the Hand's seat after Bran arrives at the Small Council meeting. (Seat of Power)

69:51 (+3) Tyrion Lannister:

Davos reseats himself in the Hand's chair at the Small Council meeting after King Bran's departure. (Seat of Power)

Deaths

Episode 3: The Long Night

63:23 (+5) Theon Greyjoy:

Theon is impaled by a spear shard after one last valiant charge against the Night King.

Bran: "Theon. You're a good man. Thank you." (Death)

Episode 4: The Last of the Starks

4:04 (+2) Theon Greyjoy:

Theon lies atop a funeral pyre after the battle of Winterfell, as Sansa says goodbye. (Dead Body Appearance)

Episode 5: The Bells

37:48 (+5) Harry Strickland:

Captain Strickland is javelin'd through the back by Grey Worm, as he flees from the Unsullied forces charging the King's Landing gate. (Death)

59:09 (+5) Qyburn:

Qyburn is bashed in against the rubble of the Red Keep and flung to his death by the Mountain, as he vainly commands Ser Gregor to stay by Queen Cersei's side. (Death)

73:43 (+5) Jaime Lannister:

Jaime reassures Cersei in their final moments in the cellars of the Red Keep, as the castle collapses down around them.

"Nothing else matters. Nothing else matters. Only us." (Death)

Episode 6: The Iron Throne

11:53 (+2) Jaime Lannister:

Tyrion finds Cersei's and Jaime's bodies in the rubble beneath the collapsed Red Keep (Dead Body Appearance)

Special

Episode 1: Winterfell

22:09 (+3) Jon Snow:

Samwell Tarly: "You've never been a bastard." (Special)

Episode 2: A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms

54:51 (+3) Jon Snow:

to Daenerys: "So the last thing she did as she bled to death on her birthing bed was give the boy to her brother Ned Stark - to raise as his bastard." (Special)

submitted by nyan (approved!)

Episode 4: The Last of the Starks

37:13 (+3) Jon Snow:

Arya: "You're my brother. Not my half-brother or my bastard brother. My brother." (Special)

Episode 5: The Bells

23:37 (+3) Jaime Lannister:

Jaime holds up his golden hand when Tyrion asks "how did they (Daenerys' forces) find you?" (Special)

33:24 (+3) Jaime Lannister:

Jaime waves his golden hand at the Lannister guards in futility, as the King's Landing gates close and lock Jaime outside. (Special)

52:39 (+3) Jaime Lannister:

Jaime uses the ancient martial art of throat-poking with his golden hand while fighting Euron Greyjoy. (Special)

52:56 (+3) Jaime Lannister:

Jaime bitch-slaps Euron across the face with his golden hand to escape from a chokehold. (Special)

Episode 6: The Iron Throne

36:47 (+3) Jon Snow:

Daenerys: "This is our reason. It has been from the beginning, since you were a little boy with a bastard's name" (Special)

56:37 (+3) Jon Snow:

Jon: "There's still a Night's Watch?"
Tyrion: "The world will always need a home for bastards and broken men." (Special)

The Feels

Episode 1: Winterfell

8:24 (+5) Jon Snow:

Jon arrives back home to Winterfell and embraces Bran, as Jon sees him for the first time in 7 seasons.
Jon: "Look at you. You're a man."
Bran: "Almost." (Warm Fuzzy Moment)

16:00 (+5) Jon Snow:

Arya and Jon finally reunite in the Godswood of Winterfell and compare their fancy swords.
Arya: "I'm defending our family. And so is she (Sansa)."
Jon: "I'm her family too."
Arya: "Don't forget that." (Warm Fuzzy Moment)

29:17 (+5) Theon Greyjoy:

Theon and Yara share an embrace before they part ways to fight their separate parts of the war.
Yara: "You want to go to Wintefell. To fight for the Starks. Go. What is dead may never die."
Theon: "What is dead may never die."
Yara: "But kill the bastards anyway." (Warm Fuzzy Moment)

36:05 (+5) Jon Snow:

After Bran issues a dire warning to everyone that the White Walkers are coming and how they don't have any time for this, Jon and Dany take a romantic getaway to the frost-covered waterfall on dragon-back.
Jon: "It's cold up here for a southern girl."
Dany: "So keep your Queen warm." (Warm Fuzzy Moment)

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Should also count for Dany -kremershell

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2019 Apr 15
What points would this get? -the_catherine316

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2019 Apr 15
“Heartwarming moments that are so few and far between on the show, as well as a consolation score for the heart-wrenching ones.
Also, a "you done fucked up" score for big regrets (see rulebook for criteria).
+5pts Warm Fuzzy Moment
+1pt Sad Feels
+1pt I've made a huge mistake.”

I would consider it a warm fuzzy moment.
-kremershell

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2019 Apr 15
This whole sequence made me want to vomit but I guess nausea is a feeling... -nyan

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2019 Apr 15 elaine likes this
Hmmmm maaaaaaybe -the_catherine316

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2019 Apr 15
It's clearly a heartwarming moment... No secret political agendas... Just plain true love kiss... -redcatscar

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2019 Apr 15 the_catherine316, kremershell, vjdev2015 like this

36:34 (+3) Jon Snow:

As he tries to get his makeout session on with Daenerys, Jon enters a staring contest with Drogon who is watching with great interest. (Ridiculously Funny Moment)

53:29 (+3) Jaime Lannister:

After riding anonymously for a fortnight to reach Winterfell, Jaime discovers Bran has been sitting in the courtyard waiting for his "old friend" the whole time. (I've made a huge mistake.)

submitted by hindsight44 (approved!)

Ooooooh I love this! -nyan

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2019 Apr 15 ddarko189 and mlopez like this
That doesn't account for the category of the "I've made a huge mistake".
The explanation for is: the "you done fucked up" moments where a character has done something that in hindsight was clearly a dumb, avoidable mistake.

But, Jaime doesn't do any dumb or avoidable mistake (or any mistake at all). -amitelran2110

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2019 Apr 16 tal.t, semion.g, guy.v, IPKOB like this
We'll see in the upcoming episode. It seems like it may be a mistake to have come to Winterfell at all. Definitely a worthwhile debate though. -nyan

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2019 Apr 16

Episode 2: A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms

23:25 (+5) Theon Greyjoy:

Theon and Sansa share a heartfelt hug as he returns to the North with his Ironborn.

"I want to fight for Winterfell, Lady Sansa. If you'll have me." (Warm Fuzzy Moment)

34:25 (+5) Jon Snow:

The three remaining Night's Watch members share some banter and reflect on their beginnings.
Samwell: "Think back to where we started. Us, Grenn, Pyp."
Jon: "Now it's just us three."
Edd: "Last man left, burn the rest of us." (Warm Fuzzy Moment)

47:37 (+5) Jaime Lannister:

Jaime knights Brienne of Tarth

"In the name of the Warrior, I charge you to be brave.
In the name of the Father, I charge you to be just.
In the name of the Mother, I charge you to defend the innocent.
Arise, Brienne of Tarth - a knight of the Seven Kingdoms." (Warm Fuzzy Moment)

Episode 3: The Long Night

31:11 (+5) Tyrion Lannister:

Sansa and Tyrion wax nostalgic to their King's Landing days, and all the trials they've endured since

Tyrion: "Maybe we should have stayed married."
Sansa: "You were the best of them." (Warm Fuzzy Moment)

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32:36 (+5) Theon Greyjoy:

Bran to Theon: "Everything you did brought you where you are now. Where you belong. Home." (Warm Fuzzy Moment)

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67:24 (+5) Tyrion Lannister:

As the dead make their way into the Crypts, Sansa and Tyrion hide behind a tomb and share a tender moment. Tyrion kisses her hand as they pull out their weapons and join the fray. (Warm Fuzzy Moment)

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71:14 (+5) Theon Greyjoy:

Bran: "Theon. You're a good man. Thank you." (Warm Fuzzy Moment)

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😭💔 -kschamber

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2019 Apr 30
This is my personal bias but I think Bran is a soulless robot and deserves nothing in this category until he snaps out of it and becomes Bran. But he probably gets a Feels of the Week +15 score at that point. -nyan

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2019 Apr 30
Do the white walkers get points for their deaths? -bcharleshayes

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2019 May 1 nick.k.bauer likes this

Episode 4: The Last of the Starks

5:25 (+5) Jon Snow:

Jon gives a eulogy to the fallen as the living pay their respects after the Battle of Winterfell.

"We're here to say goodbye to our brothers and sisters. To our fathers and mothers. To our friends.
Our fellow men and women who set aside their differences to fight together and die together so that others might live.
Everyone in this world owes them a debt that can never be repaid.
It is our duty and our honor to keep them alive in memory for those who come after us, and those who come after them, for as long as men draw breath.
They were the shields that guarded the realms of men.
And we shall never see their like again." (Sad Feels)

37:18 (+5) Jon Snow:

Arya and Sansa stage a family intervention with Jon Snow to bring him back to the Stark side.

Jon: "I've never been a Stark."
Sansa: "You are. You're just as much Ned Stark's child as any of us."
Arya: "You're my brother. Not my half-brother or my bastard brother. My brother." (Warm Fuzzy Moment)

48:32 (+5) Jon Snow:

Jon and Tormund say their final farewells, as Tormund leaves to take the Free Folk home beyond the Wall. (Warm Fuzzy Moment)

49:52 (+5) Jon Snow:

Jon and Sam say their goodbyes at Winterfell.

Sam: "You're the best friend I ever had."
Jon: "You too, Sam." (Warm Fuzzy Moment)

56:50 (+15) Jaime Lannister:

After two days of playing house with Brienne, Jaime receives news of the events in King's Landing and reflects on where his true passions lie.

"You think I'm a good man? I pushed a boy out a tower window, crippled him for life for Cersei. I strangled my cousin with my own hands just to get back to Cersei. I would have murdered every man, woman and child in Riverrun for Cersei. She's hateful. And so am I." (Sad Feels)

65:09 (+3) Jaime Lannister:

After two nights in bed with Brienne, Jaime lies awake and reflects on how non-incest just really doesn't do it for him. (I've made a huge mistake.)

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Episode 5: The Bells

12:40 (+5) Tyrion Lannister:

Varys says his last words to Tyrion as he awaits his execution: "I hope I deserve it, truly I do. I hope I'm wrong. Goodbye, old friend." (Sad Feels)

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22:30 (+3) Tyrion Lannister:

Tyrion attempts to speak to the Unsullied guards.

"I drink to eat the skull keeper."
"I want to eat the skull keeper."
"I want to see the..."
Unsullied: "-we speak the Common Tongue." (Ridiculously Funny Moment)

26:47 (+15) Tyrion Lannister:

Tyrion frees Jaime and the Lannister brothers say their goodbyes on the eve of the attack on King's Landing.

Tyrion: "You were the only one who didn't treat me like a monster. You were all I had." (Sad Feels)

I rated this one as the Feels of the Week. What did people think? -nyan

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2019 May 13 dneanover likes this
Would be between this, Arya/Hound and Jaime/Cercei for me. Maybe even all three. -conor_finlay

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2019 May 13 okaymkay likes this
This scene was biggest feels for me. Runner up was Arya calling The Hound "Sandor," but really only in the context of their relationship. If you took this episode as a standalone, Tyrion had The Feels hands down -will.reich

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26:47 (+5) Jaime Lannister:

73:43 (+5) Jaime Lannister:

Jaime reassures Cersei in their final moments in the cellars of the Red Keep, as the castle collapses down around them.

"Nothing else matters. Nothing else matters. Only us." (Sad Feels)

Episode 6: The Iron Throne

11:53 (+5) Tyrion Lannister:

Tyrion discovers the bodies of Jaime and Cersei buried beneath the rubble of the Red Keep. (Sad Feels)

62:50 (+5) Jon Snow:

The Starks share their farewells with Jon Snow before he is exiled off to the Night's Watch. (Warm Fuzzy Moment)

67:15 (+3) Tyrion Lannister:

An exacerbated Tyrion reacts as the Small Council arrives and proceed to rearrange his carefully placed chairs. (Ridiculously Funny Moment)

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68:02 (+3) Tyrion Lannister:

Tyrion inquires about how history regards him in the Archmaester Ebrose's new historical tome, "A Song of Ice and Fire" - but is told by Samwell Tarly that he isn't actually mentioned in it. (Ridiculously Funny Moment)

74:43 (+5) Jon Snow:

Ghost receives the long-awaited Pets that were Promised as he reunites with Jon Snow at Castle Black (Warm Fuzzy Moment)

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