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Bran Sucks

How To Train Your Zombie Dragon

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26 roto pts (#3)
Z-Score: -0.172 (percentile: 43.15%)
Weeks at #1: 0
Categories won:
Best Week: Episode 2: A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms (+3 roto points)
Team MVP: Tormund Giantsbane (picked #17, 157 points, 27.69% of team total)

Roster Stats

Character Drafted Total Kills Politics Insults Wine Sex Thrones Deaths Special Feels
#17 157 40 3 27 15 5 3 0 42 22
#7 150 31 0 18 30 10 6 7 12 36
#14 86 52 18 0 0 5 0 0 6 5
#27 79 46 6 0 0 0 0 7 0 20
#4 51 0 17 3 5 5 6 7 3 5
#24 33 25 0 0 0 0 0 5 3 0
#37 6 0 3 3 0 0 0 0 0 0
#34 5 0 0 0 0 0 0 5 0 0
Totals 567 194 47 51 50 25 15 31 66 88

Roster

charId Character Special
18
* +1 special point every time she pours wine or requests a glass be poured
* +1 point when someone (excl. Jaime) references incest with Jaime or her childrens' bastardy directly to her
* 2x multiplier for sex acts involving incest (first cousin or closer)
19
* +1 point for awkward waves with his metal hand
* +1 point when he uses his metal hand in a combat situation
* +1 point when someone (excl. Cersei) references incest with Cersei or her childrens' bastardy directly to him
* 2x multiplier for sex acts involving incest (first cousin or closer)
38
* +1 for every 3-syllable word uttered in the Common Tongue (Westerosi English), not counting proper nouns (Daenerys, Unsullied, etc.)
* Receives standard sex points for making it to first base
67
* every mention of "killing Crows"
* every on-screen second he stares into Brienne's soul (rounded up)
28
* Scores for any kills of non-combatants * Scores for each sentence spoken * Interacting with bowls
61
+1 point for scenes where Theon refers to himself as "Reek"
+1 point when his missing manhood is referenced
377
68
+1 each time she talks about something new she has learned
Kills
Episode 1: Winterfell
Theon kills a member of Euron's crew as he leads a squad of Ironborn on a rescue mission to save his sister Yara Greyjoy. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
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Theon throws an axe into the skull of the Ironborn soldier guarding Yara Greyjoy. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Episode 3: The Long Night
Jaime bodies a wight onto the ground. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Jaime slashes a wight across its back and drags it off of Brienne. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Tormund slashes a wight across the chest as Drogon rains down fire in teh background. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Tormund knees a wight in the zombie balls as Drogon's fire rages around. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Tormund slashes two wights before the snowstorm overwhelms the battlefield. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Tormund slashes three wights. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Jaime kills a charging wight (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Tormund cuts down a wight while telling the troops to fall back, then brings his axe down at a wight that attacks his leg. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Tormund slashes a wight as his group makes a running retreat back to Winterfell (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Tormund cuts down two wights. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Tormund cuts down a wight as Melisandre works to light the trench on fire. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Jaime cuts down the second wight climbing over the wall. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Tormund finds something to stab in the mostly empty ribcage of a wight climbing over the wall. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Grey Worm stabs a wight as it climbs over the wall. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Jaime cuts down three wights as they begin to overrun the wall. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
After being rescued by Brienne, Jaime covers her back and cuts down a wight. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Grey Worm lands a blow on a wight as it tries to climb the wall. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Theon shoots down a wight with a flaming arrow as the Ironborn protect Bran in the Godswood. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Tormund turns around to protect Gendry, kicking a wight off of their backs in the Winterfell courtyard. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Grey Worm defends a cowering Sam from the wights. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Tormund beheads a wight atop the castle walls. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Jaime stabs into a wight. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Theon shoots down two more wights as they storm into the Godswood. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Tormund flails wildly and kills two wights as he and Gendry battle atop a mountain of wights and bodies. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
A bloodied Grey Worm fights off a wight with his spear. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Theon makes his last stand, killing two wights with his last two arrows. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Making his last stand after running out of arrows, Theon bashes in a wight with his bow, and finds a spear to fend off four more wights. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Tormund cuts down a wight as he and Gendry fend off the horde atop a pile of bodies. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Grey Worm runs through a wight. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Theon cuts down three more wights as Bran's last defender in the Godswood. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Tormund stabs down into the mound of wights. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Episode 4: The Last of the Starks
Cersei carries through on her threat as the Mountain beheads the prisoner Missandei in front of Daenerys and her advisors during the attempted parley. (Kill of Named Character)
Episode 5: The Bells
37:48 (+10) Grey Worm :
Grey Worm throws his spear through the back of a fleeing Captain Strickland, as the Unsullied forces rout the remains of the Golden Company and charge the King's Landing gate. (Kill of Named Character)
Grey Worm throws a spear through the heart of a surrendered Lannister soldier, following his Queen's lead to raze the city and take no prisoners. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
47:11 (+18) Grey Worm :
Grey Worm goes on a 9-soldier killing spree as he mows down Lannister soldiers with his spear in the fracas after their surrender. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Grey Worm spears 4 more soldiers as the fight against the Lannister soldiers continue. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Jaime stabs Euron Greyjoy through the stomach as they battle in the sea caves below King's Landing. (Kill of Named Character)
The Mountain flings Qyburn to his death against the rubble of the Red Keep, ignoring his commands to stay by Queen Cersei's side. (Kill of Named Character)
The Mountain squeezes in the eyes of his younger brother Sandor Clegane, as they fight in the crumbling ruins of the Red Keep. (Major Injury of Named Character)
Episode 6: The Iron Throne
Grey Worm slits the throat of a Lannister prisoner. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Political Wins
Episode 1: Winterfell
Cersei gains the sellsword services of the Golden Company.
Cersei: "In any event, you are most welcome here in King's Landing, Captain Strickland."
Harry Stickland: "We look forward to fighting on your behalf, Your Grace."
(Acquire a New Castle/City/Army/Loot)
Along with the Golden Company, Cersei gains their Captain Harry Strickland as a follower. (New Follower/Prisoner)
After sneaking aboard Euron's ship, Theon frees his sister Yara. (New Follower/Prisoner)
Yara: "You want to go to Wintefell. To fight for the Starks. Go. What is dead may never die."
Theon: "What is dead may never die."
(House Words)
Episode 2: A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms
Episode 3: The Long Night
Episode 4: The Last of the Starks
As a result of the Iron Fleet attacks on Daenerys' ships, Cersei captures Missandei. (New Follower/Prisoner)
Cersei carries through on her threat as the Mountain beheads the prisoner Missandei in front of Daenerys and her advisors during the attempted parley. (Kill of Named Character (Orchestrated))
Episode 5: The Bells
The Northern forces win the ground war over the Lannister army, who are in disarray after surrendering their weapons and attempting to flee. (Victorious Battle)
Episode 6: The Iron Throne
Grey Worm carries through with executing the Lannister prisoners over objections from Davos and Jon Snow.

Grey Worm: "It is not over until the queen's enemies are defeated."
Davos Seaworth: "How much more defeated do you want them to be? They're on their knees."
Grey Worm: "They are breathing."
(Executive Decision)
Daenerys names Grey Worm to her Small Council as her new Master of War.

"You have walked beside me since the Plaza of Pride. You are the bravest of men, the most loyal of soldiers. I name you commander of all my forces, the Queen's Master of War."
(New Title)
After Daenerys Targaryen's death, Grey Worm has taken charge of Tyrion as his prisoner, bringing him to the dragonpit to await judgment. (New Follower/Prisoner)
Grey Worm confirms he also has Jon in his custody.

Sansa: "Where's Jon?"
Grey Worm: "He is our prisoner."
(New Follower/Prisoner)
Forced by the demands of Grey Worm and the Unsullied, the rest of Westeros throws Jon under a bus, exiling him to the Night's Watch while everyone else gets noble titles.

Tyrion: "Giving you to the Unsullied would start a war. Letting you walk free would start a war. So our new king has chosen to send you to the Night's Watch."
(Convincing Argument)
Insults Delivered / Funny Lines
Episode 1: Winterfell
"I wanted those elephants." (Funny Line)
Episode 2: A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms
Tyrion: "So, we're going to die. At Winterfell. Not the death I would've chosen. I always pictured myself dying in my own bed, at the age of 80, with a belly fully of wine and a [in unison with Jaime] girl's mouth around my cock." (Funny Line)
to Tyrion: "It wasn't so simple. I was sleeping with my sister, and you had one friend in the world - who was sleeping with his sister." (Funny Line)
Tyrion: "Would you like a drink?"
Tormund: "Brought my own." [holds up horn of weird milk]
(Funny Line)
The telephone game of Westerosi epithets makes its way to Tormund.
to Jaime: "They call you Kingkiller."
(Funny Line)
Tormund tells the story of his name, Giantsbane.

"They call me Giantsbane. Want to know why?
I killed a giant when I was 10. Then I climbed right into bed with his wife.
When she woke up, you know what she did? Suckled me at her teat for three months.
Thought I was her baby. That's how I got so strong. Giant's milk."
(Funny Line)
Episode 4: The Last of the Starks
Tormund demands Jon finish off his horn of wine in front of a celebratory crowd at the Feast of Winterfell.

Tormund: "We have to celebrate our victory."
Jon: "Vomiting is not celebrating."
Tormund: "...yes, it is."
(Funny Line)
Jaime and Brienne play a drinking game of guesses.

Jaime: "You... are an only child."
Brienne: "I told you I was."
Jaime: "You didn't."
Brienne: "I did."
Jaime: "I surmised it."
(Funny Line)
"Now, which one of you cowards shit in my pants?" (Funny Line)
Brienne: "It's the first thing I learnt when I came to the North. Keep your fire going. Every time you leave the room, put more wood on."
Jaime: "... You know the first thing I learned in the North? I hate the fucking North."
(Funny Line)
Jon: "Rhaegal needs to heal. He doesn't need me weighing him down."
Tormund: "You weigh as much as two fleas fucking."
(Witty Insult)
49:24 (+3) Gilly:
to Jon, as Samwell blathers on about how Gilly got pregnant: "I'm sure he knows how it happens, Sam." (Funny Line)
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Episode 5: The Bells
Tyrion: "Did you consider taking it (the golden hand) off?"
Jaime: "Cersei once called me the stupidest Lannister."
(Funny Line)
Glasses of Wine Consumed
Episode 1: Winterfell
Episode 2: A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms
Tyrion raises a toast - "to the perils of self-betterment" and Jaime just gets his lips on the cup as Brienne and Podrick barge in. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Jaime refills his cup as the fireplace crew talks about the sexism of knighthood in Westeros. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Episode 4: The Last of the Starks
Jaime drinks as Gendry scoots past him and Brienne in the aisle. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Brienne and Jaime share a drink at the Feast of Winterfell.

Jaime: "We've fought dead things and lived to talk about it.If this isn't the time to drink, when is?"
(Glass of Wine Consumed)
Tormund drinks from his horn as the crowd toasts both Daenerys and Arya. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Jaime pours himself a cup and drinks in Brienne's bedchambers as he jealously questions her about Tormund Giantsbane. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Jaime and Tyrion drink after toasting to Jaime's new relationship with Brienne. "To climbing mountains." (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Acts of Intercourse
Episode 1: Winterfell
Cersei chats with Euron after a romp in her chambers. (Act of Intercourse)
Episode 2: A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms
Episode 4: The Last of the Starks
After being spurned by Brienne, Tormund rebounds with a Northern girl who fancies him at the Feast of Winterfell.

Northern girl: " You can touch me. I'm not afraid of Wildlings."
Tormund: "Maybe you should be."
(Act of Intercourse)
Jaime fumbles awkwardly in his first attempts at flirting with someone who is not a sibling, but ultimately succeeds in wooing Brienne with the 'ol "my it's quite hot in here". (Act of Intercourse)
Jaime sits brooding in front of the fireplace after a 2nd night with Brienne, reflecting on how one just can't go back to non-incest after hitting that high-grade sibling kush. (Act of Intercourse)
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A Game of Thrones
Episode 1: Winterfell
Cersei greets the captain of the Golden Company, Harry Strickland, from the Iron Throne. (Iron Throne)
Cersei sits down with a glass of wine in her bedchambers after her session with Euron Greyjoy. (Basic Seat)
Episode 2: A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms
Jaime sits in front of the fireplace in Winterfell with Tyrion. (Basic Seat)
Jaime sits back down on his chair after inviting their new guests around the fireplace. (Basic Seat)
Tormund sits down to regale the fireplace crew with the story of how he was named Giantsbane. (Basic Seat)
Tormund and the fireplace crew continue sitting. (Basic Seat)
Jaime and the fireplace crew continue sitting. (Basic Seat)
Tyrion sits as Davos declares "we're out of wine" to the fireplace crew. (Basic Seat)
Tormund is sitting as Davos declares "we're out of wine" to the fireplace crew. (Basic Seat)
Episode 4: The Last of the Starks
Tyrion sits with Jaime in front of a fireplace in Winterfell, as Tyrion ribs Jaime on his newfound romance with Brienne. (Basic Seat)
Jaime sits on a chair in front of the fireplace after a 2nd night with Brienne, reflecting on how non-incest just doesn't really do it for him. (Basic Seat)
Deaths
Episode 3: The Long Night
Theon is impaled by a spear shard after one last valiant charge against the Night King.

Bran: "Theon. You're a good man. Thank you."
(Death)
Episode 4: The Last of the Starks
Theon lies atop a funeral pyre after the battle of Winterfell, as Sansa says goodbye. (Dead Body Appearance)
Episode 5: The Bells
Captain Strickland is javelin'd through the back by Grey Worm, as he flees from the Unsullied forces charging the King's Landing gate. (Death)
Gregor Clegane is tackled by his brother Sandor, sending them both tumbling through the crumbling ruins of the Red Keep and into the burning city below. (Death)
Jaime reassures Cersei in their final moments in the cellars of the Red Keep, as the castle collapses down around them.

"Nothing else matters. Nothing else matters. Only us."
(Death)
Jaime reassures Cersei in their final moments in the cellars of the Red Keep, as the castle collapses down around them.

"Nothing else matters. Nothing else matters. Only us."
(Death)
Episode 6: The Iron Throne
Tyrion finds Cersei's and Jaime's bodies in the rubble beneath the collapsed Red Keep (Dead Body Appearance)
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Tyrion finds Cersei's and Jaime's bodies in the rubble beneath the collapsed Red Keep (Dead Body Appearance)
Special
Episode 1: Winterfell
Euron: "How do I compare? To the fat king."
Cersei: "Robert had a different whore every night, but he still didn't know his way around a woman's body."
Euron: "And the Kingslayer?"
(Special)
Episode 2: A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms
Tormund gives the eye to Brienne during the battle planning meeting (3 seconds)

"We're all going to die... but at least we die together."
(Special)
"I am loyal to my Queen. I will fight for her until her *enemies* are *defeated.* (Special)
Episode 4: The Last of the Starks
Tormund eagerly stares at Brienne as she excuses herself to take a piss. His 3-second gaze is unfortunately interrupted by Jaime. (Special)
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Episode 5: The Bells
Jaime holds up his golden hand when Tyrion asks "how did they (Daenerys' forces) find you?" (Special)
Jaime waves his golden hand at the Lannister guards in futility, as the King's Landing gates close and lock Jaime outside. (Special)
Jaime uses the ancient martial art of throat-poking with his golden hand while fighting Euron Greyjoy. (Special)
Jaime bitch-slaps Euron across the face with his golden hand to escape from a chokehold. (Special)
The Mountain flings the non-combatant Qyburn to his death against the rubble of the Red Keep, ignoring his commands to stay by Queen Cersei's side. (Special)
The Feels
Episode 1: Winterfell
Theon and Yara share an embrace before they part ways to fight their separate parts of the war.
Yara: "You want to go to Wintefell. To fight for the Starks. Go. What is dead may never die."
Theon: "What is dead may never die."
Yara: "But kill the bastards anyway."
(Warm Fuzzy Moment)
Edd and Tormund Giantsbane stumble upon each other at the Last Hearth.

Edd: "Stand back, he's got blue eyes!"
Tormund: "I've always had blue eyes!!"
(Ridiculously Funny Moment)
After riding anonymously for a fortnight to reach Winterfell, Jaime discovers Bran has been sitting in the courtyard waiting for his "old friend" the whole time. (I've made a huge mistake.)
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Episode 2: A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms
Theon and Sansa share a heartfelt hug as he returns to the North with his Ironborn.

"I want to fight for Winterfell, Lady Sansa. If you'll have me."
(Warm Fuzzy Moment)
Tormund bear tackles Jon Snow in the courtyard as the Beyond-the-Wall gang reunites in Winterfell. (Funny Line)
Grey Worm and Missandei make plans for summer vacation after the war is done.
Missandei: "My people are peaceful. We cannot protect ourselves."
Grey Worm: "My people are not peaceful. We will protect you."
(Warm Fuzzy Moment)
Tormund shotguns his entire horn of "giants' milk" as it pours down all over his beard to the dismay of Davos and others. (Ridiculously Funny Moment)
Jaime knights Brienne of Tarth

"In the name of the Warrior, I charge you to be brave.
In the name of the Father, I charge you to be just.
In the name of the Mother, I charge you to defend the innocent.
Arise, Brienne of Tarth - a knight of the Seven Kingdoms."
(Warm Fuzzy Moment)
Episode 3: The Long Night
Bran: "Theon. You're a good man. Thank you." (Warm Fuzzy Moment)
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Episode 4: The Last of the Starks
Tormund's heart is broken as he regales his story to Clegane. "And after all that, this fucker comes north and takes her from me. Just takes her, like that. I mean it, Clegane. My heart is broken." (Sad Feels)
Jon and Tormund say their final farewells, as Tormund leaves to take the Free Folk home beyond the Wall.

Tormund: "It isn't home. We need room to wander. I'll take them back through Castle Black as soon as the winter storms pass. Back where we belong."
(Warm Fuzzy Moment)
After two days of playing house with Brienne, Jaime receives news of the events in King's Landing and reflects on where his true passions lie.

"You think I'm a good man? I pushed a boy out a tower window, crippled him for life for Cersei. I strangled my cousin with my own hands just to get back to Cersei. I would have murdered every man, woman and child in Riverrun for Cersei. She's hateful. And so am I."
(Sad Feels)
Episode 5: The Bells
Tyrion frees Jaime and the Lannister brothers say their goodbyes on the eve of the attack on King's Landing.

Tyrion: "You were the only one who didn't treat me like a monster. You were all I had."
(Sad Feels)
Jaime reassures Cersei in their final moments in the cellars of the Red Keep, as the castle collapses down around them.

"Nothing else matters. Nothing else matters. Only us."
(Sad Feels)
Jaime reassures Cersei in their final moments in the cellars of the Red Keep, as the castle collapses down around them.

"Nothing else matters. Nothing else matters. Only us."
(Sad Feels)