Wildfire
Bitch You Ain't No Nerd?!
Owner: jamesrscottjr81
24 roto pts (#2)
Z-Score:
0.449 (percentile: 67.32%)
Weeks at #1: 7
Categories won:
Political Wins (105), Deaths (54)
Best Week:
Episode 4: Book of the Stranger
(+3 roto points)
Team MVP:
Daenerys Targaryen
(picked #3,
162 points,
35.53% of team total)
Roster Stats
Roster
charId | Character | Special |
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31 |
Daenerys Targaryen
The last royal member of the Targaryen dynasty, Daenerys and her three dragons have carved out a revolutionary empire in the east, liberating several slave cities and acquiring an army of Unsullied warriors. Her recent rule over the slave city of Meereen has been met with strife, however, and she currently finds herself lost with her largest dragon, Drogon, in Dothraki territory.
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* Announcing her titles: "Mother of Dragons", "Breaker of Chains", etc. (min. of 2 titles) |
87 |
Ramsay Bolton
The legitimized bastard son of Roose Bolton, now Warden of the North. He is fond of the Bolton tradition of flaying their enemies.
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+1 for each food item he punctures or slices +1 point for every scene featuring an act of torture. |
86 |
Roose Bolton
Lord of House Bolton, and Warden of the North after his betrayal of Robb Stark at the Red Wedding. He is the father of Ramsay Bolton, who is his legitimized bastard son.
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+1 politics point for lectures given to his son Ramsay |
7 |
Bran Stark
The fourth of the Stark children. A greenseer and a warg, Bran has mystical visions of the future and the ability to leap into the minds of others to control them - power he is only beginning to tap into. His journeys north of the Wall have recently led him to the cave of the Three-eyed Raven and the Children of the Forest.
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* Bran introducing himself into a scene by creepily staring at people * Summer's actions contribute to his points * Scores points for each scene where he breaks out of his tree-trance and shows any of the following emotions: sadness (visible tears), happiness (audible laughter or smiles with teeth), fear (audible screams) * Scores points for each instance he uses his Warg ability |
192 |
High Sparrow
The leader of the Sparrows, a religious movement within the Faith of the Seven. After being appointed as High Septon by Cersei Lannister, he has lead a sweeping inquiry to root out moral corruption in King's Landing, imprisoning Loras Tyrell, Margaery Tyrell, and Cersei Lannister.
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1 politics point every time he (or Sparrows under his order) publicly out a named character for their sins |
28 |
Gregor Clegane (The Mountain)
A knight and the head of House Clegane, bannermen to the Lannisters. He defeated Prince Oberyn Martell in a trial by combat for Tyrion Lannister's role in King Joffrey's death, although he was gravely injured in the fight. He appears to have recovered (in some form) under Grand Maester Qyburn's care, and returns to serve as a member of the Kingsguard.
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* Scores for any kills of non-combatants * Scores for each sentence spoken * Interacting with bowls |
81 |
Sandor Clegane (The Hound)
A fearsome warrior known as the Hound. Sandor formerly served in the Kingsguard of Joffrey Baratheon and accompanied Arya Stark on her travels. He was left for dead after a fight with Brienne of Tarth.
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* +1 point for scenes where he eats * 2x multiplier for actions performed while confronted by fire |
Kills
32:57
(+2)
Daenerys Targaryen:
Jorah and Daario discover the charred bones of a ram out on the hills near the Dothraki sea. It appears to be Drogon's work.
Daario: "You think our friend got him?"
Jorah: "Don't know anything else that can melt a ram's horn."
Daario: "We're on the right path, then." (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Daario: "You think our friend got him?"
Jorah: "Don't know anything else that can melt a ram's horn."
Daario: "We're on the right path, then." (Kill of Unnamed Character)
submitted by alicehanners (approved!)
Zombie Gregor smashes in the head of a King's Landing drunk who was spreading stories about Cersei.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
32:49
(+10)
Ramsay Bolton:
Ramsay stabs his father Roose in the gut upon news that Fat Walda has borne Roose a second son.
(Kill of Named Character)
37:07
(+10)
Ramsay Bolton:
Ramsay offers up fresh meat to his hounds in the form of Fat Walda Frey.
(Kill of Named Character)
37:07
(+2)
Ramsay Bolton:
Ramsay offers up fresh meat to his hounds in the form of his newborn half-brother.
Fat Walda: "Please, Ramsay. He's your brother."
Ramsay: "I prefer being an only child." (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Fat Walda: "Please, Ramsay. He's your brother."
Ramsay: "I prefer being an only child." (Kill of Unnamed Character)
46:20
(+10)
Ramsay Bolton:
Ramsay exposes his knowledge of Osha's loyalty to the Starks, stabbing her through the throat before she can assassinate him.
(Kill of Named Character)
55:17
(+10)
Daenerys Targaryen:
Daenerys shoves the last torchstand at Khal Moro, burning him alive inside the Temple of the Dosh Khaleen.
(Kill of Named Character)
56:01
(+20)
Daenerys Targaryen:
Daenerys burns down the Temple of the Dosh Khaleen, with Khal Rhalko and Khal Forzo inside of it.
(Kill of Named Character)
56:01
(+24)
Daenerys Targaryen:
Daenerys burns down the Temple of the Dosh Khaleen, with twelve unnamed Khals and their bloodriders inside of it, in addition to Khal Moro, Rhalko, and Forzo.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
49:26
(+2)
Bran Stark:
Summer leaps onto the second wight just before it attacks Meera Reed.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
51:10
(+2)
Bran Stark:
Summer dives into the crowd of wights as Bran and company make their escape out of the Three-Eyed Raven's cavern. He lands on one wight but is quickly cut down by the horde.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
53:44
(+5)
Bran Stark:
Bran mentally debilitates a young Wylas by warging into him, offering him a glimpse of his future demise at the Door.
(Major Injury of Named Character)
55:15
(+10)
Bran Stark:
While warged in, Bran forces Hodor to hold the Door against the horde of wights as he and Meera make their escape, sacrificing him in the process.
(Kill of Named Character)
submitted by nyan (approved!)
The Hound kills three of the bandits sitting in camp, decapitating the first, cleaving the second in the chest, and slitting the throat of the third with his woodchopping axe.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
9:15
(+10)
Sandor Clegane (The Hound):
Sandor cuts down Gatins with his axe, after failing to extract information on the whereabouts of the bandit with the yellow cloak.
(Kill of Named Character)
Gregor rips off the head of a Faith Militant soldier sent to detain Cersei Lannister.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
Sandor kicks over a tree stump being stood on by the bandit, strangling him on the noose.
Thoros of Myr: "You're getting old, Clegane."
Sandor: "He's not." (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Thoros of Myr: "You're getting old, Clegane."
Sandor: "He's not." (Kill of Unnamed Character)
46:26
(+10)
Sandor Clegane (The Hound):
Sandor kicks over the tree stump being stood on by Lem Lemoncloak, strangling him on the noose.
(Kill of Named Character)
8:30
(+38)
Daenerys Targaryen:
Daenerys commands her dragons to rain fire down onto one of the slaver ships attacking Meereen. 19 slaver soldiers are shown dying in the ensuing firestorm, as the ship collapses and sinks.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
35:26
(+10)
Ramsay Bolton:
Ramsay shoots down Rickon Stark with his longbow after giving him a chance to run to freedom towards the Stark army. "Do you like games, little man? Let's play a game. Run to your brother. The sooner you make it to him, the sooner you get to see him again. That's it. That's the game."
(Kill of Named Character)
51:31
(+10)
Ramsay Bolton:
Ramsay fires the fatal arrow through the eye of Wun Weg Wun Dar Wun, killing the giant at last.
(Kill of Named Character)
9:05
(+5)
High Sparrow:
The High Sparrow orders the seven-pointed star to be carved into Loras Tyrell's forehead after his confessions, as a symbol of his sins and newfound faith in the Seven.
Margaery Tyrell: "You mutilated him. You gave me your word." (Major Injury of Named Character)
Margaery Tyrell: "You mutilated him. You gave me your word." (Major Injury of Named Character)
Septa Unella screams in agony as Cersei leaves Gregor Clegane to slowly torture her.
Cersei: "Now? Today? You're not going to die today. You're not going to die for quite a while." (Major Injury of Named Character)
Cersei: "Now? Today? You're not going to die today. You're not going to die for quite a while." (Major Injury of Named Character)
Political Wins
40:11
(+3)
Daenerys Targaryen:
Daenerys convinces Khal Moro to not rape her by mentioning that she is the widow of Khal Drogo.
Daenerys: "I was wife to Khal Dorgo, son of Khal Bharbo."
Khal Moro: "Khal Drogo is dead."
Daenerys: " I know. I burnt his body."
Khal Moro: "Forgive me. I did not know. It is forbidden to lie with a Khal's widow. No one will touch you. You have my word." (Convincing Argument)
Daenerys: "I was wife to Khal Dorgo, son of Khal Bharbo."
Khal Moro: "Khal Drogo is dead."
Daenerys: " I know. I burnt his body."
Khal Moro: "Forgive me. I did not know. It is forbidden to lie with a Khal's widow. No one will touch you. You have my word." (Convincing Argument)
submitted by nyan (approved!)
5:31
(+3)
Bran Stark:
Bran discovers Hodor's real name - Willas - and that he used to be able to talk while going back to the future with the Three-Eyed Raven.
(Secret Discovery)
30:43
(+3)
Roose Bolton:
Roose chastises Ramsay after his attempts to locate Sansa Stark fail.
Roose: "Half a dozen men. Your best hunters."
Ramsay: "They obviously had help."
Roose: "I didn't think Lady Sansa killed them all by herself." (Politics Special)
Roose: "Half a dozen men. Your best hunters."
Ramsay: "They obviously had help."
Roose: "I didn't think Lady Sansa killed them all by herself." (Politics Special)
32:08
(+3)
Roose Bolton:
Roose gains a second son. "My Lords, Lady Walda has given birth. A boy. Red-cheeked and healthy."
(New Follower/Prisoner)
32:49
(+3)
Ramsay Bolton:
Ramsay stabs his father Roose in the gut upon news that Fat Walda has borne Roose a second son.
Roose: "You'll always be my first born."
Ramsay: "Thank you for saying that. It means a great deal to me." (Act of Betrayal)
Roose: "You'll always be my first born."
Ramsay: "Thank you for saying that. It means a great deal to me." (Act of Betrayal)
35:30
(+3)
Ramsay Bolton:
Ramsay leads Fat Walda Frey and his newborn half-brother to a kennel full of his hungry hounds instead of to Lord Bolton. "Of course. Follow me mother."
(Act of Betrayal)
36:13
(+3)
Ramsay Bolton:
Ramsay becomes the new Lord Bolton after killing his father, Roose.
Fat Walda Frey: "Where is Lord Bolton?"
Ramsay: "I am Lord Bolton." (New Title)
Fat Walda Frey: "Where is Lord Bolton?"
Ramsay: "I am Lord Bolton." (New Title)
37:21
(+3)
High Sparrow:
The High Sparrow convinces Tommen Baratheon to stand down his demands for his mother's entry into the Sept to see Myrcella.
High Sparrow: "A true leader avails himself of the wisest counsel he can. And no one is wiser than the Gods."
Tommen: "My grandfather once said something similar. Except for the part about the Gods."
High Sparrow: "The Gods worked through him whether he knew it or not. As they work through your mother. There's so much good in all of us. The best we can do is to help each other bring it out." (Convincing Argument)
High Sparrow: "A true leader avails himself of the wisest counsel he can. And no one is wiser than the Gods."
Tommen: "My grandfather once said something similar. Except for the part about the Gods."
High Sparrow: "The Gods worked through him whether he knew it or not. As they work through your mother. There's so much good in all of us. The best we can do is to help each other bring it out." (Convincing Argument)
45:30
(+6)
Ramsay Bolton:
Ramsay takes Osha and Rickon Stark as prisoners, after they are turned over to him by Smalljon Umber.
(New Follower/Prisoner)
27:30
(+3)
Daenerys Targaryen:
Daenerys convinces her rescuers on a new escape plan
Daenerys: "We will *never* get out of Vaes Dothrak alive."
Jorah: "All we can do is try."
Daenerys: "No. We can do more than that. And you're going to help me." (Convincing Argument)
Daenerys: "We will *never* get out of Vaes Dothrak alive."
Jorah: "All we can do is try."
Daenerys: "No. We can do more than that. And you're going to help me." (Convincing Argument)
56:22
(+9)
Daenerys Targaryen:
The Dothraki of Vaes Dothrak arrive at the Temple of the Dosh Khaleen and bow down to Daenerys as their new ruler, after she kills off all of the Khals by burning them alive in the Temple. Among them are Khal Moro's bloodrider Qhono, the High Priestess of the Dosh Khaleen, and the Lhazareen Khal widow.
(New Follower/Prisoner)
56:28
(+3)
Daenerys Targaryen:
Daenerys claims dominion over Vaes Dothrak as the inhabits of the city bow down to her, after her burning of the Temple of the Dosh Khaleen and all of the ruling Khals inside of it.
(Acquire a New Castle/City/Army/Loot)
17:24
(+3)
Bran Stark:
Bran discovers the origins of the White Walkers - created by the Children of the Forest - during a warg visit to the past.
Bran: "It was you. You made the White Walkers."
Leaf: "We were at war. We were being slaughtered. Our sacred trees cut down. We needed to defend ourselves." (Secret Discovery)
Bran: "It was you. You made the White Walkers."
Leaf: "We were at war. We were being slaughtered. Our sacred trees cut down. We needed to defend ourselves." (Secret Discovery)
29:47
(+3)
Daenerys Targaryen:
Daenerys overrules Jorah's decision to leave her: "Do not walk away from your Queen, Jorah the Andal. You have not been dismissed. You swore to obey my commands for the rest of your life. Well, I command you to find the cure wherever it is in this world. I command you to heal yourself and then return to me."
(Executive Decision)
32:04
(+3)
Daenerys Targaryen:
High Priestess Kinvara signs on to Team Daenerys as the Lord of HYPE.
"You don't need to persuade me. I came to help. Daenerys Stormborn is the one who was promised. From the fire she was reborn to remake the world ... I will summon my most eloquent priests. They will spread the word. Daenerys has been sent to lead the people against the darkness in this war and in the great war still to come." (New Follower/Prisoner)
"You don't need to persuade me. I came to help. Daenerys Stormborn is the one who was promised. From the fire she was reborn to remake the world ... I will summon my most eloquent priests. They will spread the word. Daenerys has been sent to lead the people against the darkness in this war and in the great war still to come." (New Follower/Prisoner)
submitted by nyan (approved!)
45:24
(+3)
Bran Stark:
Bran's status as the Three Eyed Raven is confirmed by Benjen: "You are the Three-Eyed Raven now."
(New Title)
submitted by alexanderdropkin (approved!)
53:44
(+3)
Bran Stark:
Bran discovers the origin of Hodor's name and condition during a visit to Winterfell's past where he wargs into a young Wylas and gives him a vision of his ultimate demise years in the future at the Door.
(Secret Discovery)
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10:24
(+3)
High Sparrow:
The High Sparrow convinces King Tommen to allow Margaery to proceed with her Walk of Atonement.
Tommen: "Is there no other way? ... It just seems very dangerous."
High Sparrow: "She'll be protected the entire way. The Faith Militant are very stern with those who overstep their bounds." (Convincing Argument)
Tommen: "Is there no other way? ... It just seems very dangerous."
High Sparrow: "She'll be protected the entire way. The Faith Militant are very stern with those who overstep their bounds." (Convincing Argument)
30:28
(+3)
High Sparrow:
The High Sparrow announces Margaery's crimes to the masses gathered at the Sept of Baelor. "Rich or poor, noble or common, if we sin, we must atone. Margaery of House Tyrell came to us a sinner. She stood before the gods in the holy sept and lied. She turned a blind eye to her brother's sins. She disgraced her house, her King, and herself."
(Politics Special)
36:49
(+3)
High Sparrow:
The High Sparrow picks up an ownership stake in King's Landing after announcing a joint venture with Tommen Baratheon to make the Seven Kingdoms great again.
High Sparrow: "Together we announce a new age of harmony. A holy alliance between the Crown and the Faith."
Tommen: "The Crown and the Faith are the twin pillars upon which the world rests. Together we will restore the Seven Kingdoms to glory." (Acquire a New Castle/City/Army/Loot)
High Sparrow: "Together we announce a new age of harmony. A holy alliance between the Crown and the Faith."
Tommen: "The Crown and the Faith are the twin pillars upon which the world rests. Together we will restore the Seven Kingdoms to glory." (Acquire a New Castle/City/Army/Loot)
submitted by as38 (approved!)
36:52
(+6)
High Sparrow:
The High Sparrow announces the latest high-profile devotees to sign onto Team Sparrow, in a joint press conference with Tommen Baratheon and Margaery Tyrell.
"Queen Margaery has already atoned for her sins by bringing another into the true light of the Seven. Together we announce a new age of harmony. A holy alliance between the Crown and the Faith." (New Follower/Prisoner)
"Queen Margaery has already atoned for her sins by bringing another into the true light of the Seven. Together we announce a new age of harmony. A holy alliance between the Crown and the Faith." (New Follower/Prisoner)
48:41
(+3)
Daenerys Targaryen:
After burning down the Vaes Dothrak gym, Daenerys earns the appropriate badge to regain control over Drogon, riding him in dramatic fashion over her crowd of Dothraki followers.
(New Follower/Prisoner)
submitted by Lem Lemoncake (approved!)
11:03
(+3)
Daenerys Targaryen:
Daenerys wins the Battle of Meereen with a terrorizing display of fire and blood with her three unleashed dragons.
Tyrion to Yezzan: "Tell your people what happened here. Tell them you live by the grace of Her Majesty. When they come forward with notions of retribution or ideas about returning the slave cities to their former glory, remind them what happened when Daenerys Stormborn and her dragons came to Meereen." (Victorious Battle)
Tyrion to Yezzan: "Tell your people what happened here. Tell them you live by the grace of Her Majesty. When they come forward with notions of retribution or ideas about returning the slave cities to their former glory, remind them what happened when Daenerys Stormborn and her dragons came to Meereen." (Victorious Battle)
30:04
(+6)
Daenerys Targaryen:
Yara and Theon Greyjoy pledge themselves and the Iron Fleet to Daenerys' cause, in return for helping them retake the Iron Islands and defeat their uncle, Euron Greyjoy.
Daenerys: "You will support my claim as queen of the Seven Kingdoms and respect the integrity of the Seven Kingdoms. No more reaving, roving, raiding, or raping."
Yara: "That's our way of life."
Daenerys: "No more."
Yara: "No more." (New Follower/Prisoner)
Daenerys: "You will support my claim as queen of the Seven Kingdoms and respect the integrity of the Seven Kingdoms. No more reaving, roving, raiding, or raping."
Yara: "That's our way of life."
Daenerys: "No more."
Yara: "No more." (New Follower/Prisoner)
44:42
(+3)
Ramsay Bolton:
Ramsay's forces successfully surround the Stark army, trapping them between a shield-and-spear formation of Bolton soldiers, and a huge mound of corpses defended by Umber and Karstark forces.
(Victorious Battle)
8:37
(+3)
High Sparrow:
Loras renounces his claims to House Tyrell and swears himself to the High Sparrow and the Faith of the Seven.
Loras Tyrell: "I will abandon the Tyrell name and all that goes with it. I will renounce my lordship and my claims on Highgarden. I will never marry and I will never father children."
High Sparrow: "Brother Loras, I ask you to dedicate your life to the Seven Gods. Will you fight to defend your faith against heretics and apostates?"
Loras Tyrell: "I will." (New Follower/Prisoner)
Loras Tyrell: "I will abandon the Tyrell name and all that goes with it. I will renounce my lordship and my claims on Highgarden. I will never marry and I will never father children."
High Sparrow: "Brother Loras, I ask you to dedicate your life to the Seven Gods. Will you fight to defend your faith against heretics and apostates?"
Loras Tyrell: "I will." (New Follower/Prisoner)
10:04
(+3)
High Sparrow:
The High Sparrow reneges on his agreement to release Loras Tyrell after his confessions (presumably unharmed).
Margaery Tyrell: "You mutilated him. You gave me your word."
High Sparrow: "And I have kept my word. Once the Queen Mother's trial is concluded, Brother Loras is free to leave." (Act of Betrayal)
Margaery Tyrell: "You mutilated him. You gave me your word."
High Sparrow: "And I have kept my word. Once the Queen Mother's trial is concluded, Brother Loras is free to leave." (Act of Betrayal)
43:11
(+3)
Daenerys Targaryen:
Daenerys convinces Daario to accept his assignment to stay behind in Meereen as its ruler.
Daario: "You'll get that throne you want so badly, I'm sure of it. I hope it brings you happiness. I pity the lords of Westeros. They have no idea what's coming for them." (Convincing Argument)
Daario: "You'll get that throne you want so badly, I'm sure of it. I hope it brings you happiness. I pity the lords of Westeros. They have no idea what's coming for them." (Convincing Argument)
46:12
(+3)
Daenerys Targaryen:
As they begin plans to sail to Westeros, Tyrion Lannister professes his belief in Daenerys and pledges his services to her.
Tyrion Lannister: "For what it's worth, I've been a cynic for as long as I can remember. Everyone's always asking me to believe in things - family, gods, kings, myself. It was often tempting until I saw where belief got people. So I said no, thank you to belief. And yet here I am. I believe in you. It's embarrassing, really. I'd swear you my sword, but I don't actually own a sword."
Daenerys: "It's your counsel I need."
Tyrion: "It's yours. Now and always." (New Follower/Prisoner)
Tyrion Lannister: "For what it's worth, I've been a cynic for as long as I can remember. Everyone's always asking me to believe in things - family, gods, kings, myself. It was often tempting until I saw where belief got people. So I said no, thank you to belief. And yet here I am. I believe in you. It's embarrassing, really. I'd swear you my sword, but I don't actually own a sword."
Daenerys: "It's your counsel I need."
Tyrion: "It's yours. Now and always." (New Follower/Prisoner)
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57:13
(+3)
Bran Stark:
Through a warg flashback, Bran discovers Jon Snow's true heritage as the son of Lyanna Stark.
(Secret Discovery)
Insults Delivered / Funny Lines
12:00
(+3)
Roose Bolton:
to Ramsay: "Without Sansa, you won't be able to produce an heir. And without an heir, well... let's hope the Maesters are right and Lady Walda's carrying a boy."
(Threat)
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18:20
(+3)
High Sparrow:
to Jaime Lannister, as his Sparrows circle in: "Every one of us is poor and powerless. And yet, together, we can overthrow an empire."
(Threat)
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29:03
(+3)
Roose Bolton:
Ramsay: "They obviously had help."
Roose: "I didn't think Lady Sansa killed them all by herself." (Funny Line)
Roose: "I didn't think Lady Sansa killed them all by herself." (Funny Line)
submitted by Reaper (approved!)
31:58
(+3)
Roose Bolton:
to Ramsay: "If you acquire a reputation as a mad dog, you will be treated as a mad dog. Taken out back and slaughtered for pigfeed."
(Threat)
36:46
(+3)
Ramsay Bolton:
Ramsay rejects Fat Walda Frey's please for her son's life.
Fat Walda: "Please, Ramsay. He's your brother."
Ramsay: "I prefer being an only child." (Threat)
Fat Walda: "Please, Ramsay. He's your brother."
Ramsay: "I prefer being an only child." (Threat)
44:55
(+3)
Ramsay Bolton:
Smalljon Umber: "Fuck kneeling, and fuck oaths. I've got a gift for you."
Ramsay: "A girl, I hope. I prefer redheads." (Funny Line)
Ramsay: "A girl, I hope. I prefer redheads." (Funny Line)
48:47
(+3)
Ramsay Bolton:
Ramsay sends a letter to Jon Snow, demanding Sansa back:
"Keep her from me and I will ride north and slaughter every wildling man, woman, and babe living under your protection. You will watch as I skin them living. You will watch as my soldiers take turns raping your sister. You will watch as my dogs devour your wild little brother. Then I will spoon your eyes from their sockets and let my dogs do the rest. Come and see." (Threat)
"Keep her from me and I will ride north and slaughter every wildling man, woman, and babe living under your protection. You will watch as I skin them living. You will watch as my soldiers take turns raping your sister. You will watch as my dogs devour your wild little brother. Then I will spoon your eyes from their sockets and let my dogs do the rest. Come and see." (Threat)
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53:14
(+3)
Daenerys Targaryen:
to the Dothraki Khals: "And here, now, what great matters do the Great Khals discuss? Which little villages you'll raid, how many girls you'll get to fuck, how many horses you'll demand in tribute. You are small men. None of you are fit to lead the Dothraki."
(Witty Insult)
Septon Ray: "There's a reason you're still here."
Sandor: "Aye, there's a reason. I'm a big fucker and I'm tough to kill." (Funny Line)
Sandor: "Aye, there's a reason. I'm a big fucker and I'm tough to kill." (Funny Line)
9:22
(+3)
High Sparrow:
to Margaery: "The Queen of Thorns is a remarkable woman, a strong woman. And an unrepentant sinner. You must teach her the new one, as she taught you the old, or I fear for her safety, body and soul."
(Threat)
Septon Ray: "Violence is a disease. You don't cure a disease by spreading it to more people."
Sandor: "You don't cure it by dying, either." (Witty Insult)
Sandor: "You don't cure it by dying, either." (Witty Insult)
Gatins: "Fuck you!"
Sandor: "Those are your last words, 'fuck you'? Come on, you can do better."
Gatins: "Cunt!"
Sandor: "You're shit at dying, you know that?" (Witty Insult)
Sandor: "Those are your last words, 'fuck you'? Come on, you can do better."
Gatins: "Cunt!"
Sandor: "You're shit at dying, you know that?" (Witty Insult)
to Anguy: "Drop that arrow, you bloody girl. Tougher girls than you have tried to kill me."
(Witty Insult)
Thoros of Myr: "We're not butchers. We hang them."
Sandor: "Hanging? All over in an instant. Where's the punishment in that?"
Thoros: "They die."
Sandor: "We all bloody die. Except this one here (Beric Dondarrion)." (Funny Line)
Sandor: "Hanging? All over in an instant. Where's the punishment in that?"
Thoros: "They die."
Sandor: "We all bloody die. Except this one here (Beric Dondarrion)." (Funny Line)
Sandor: "There was a time I would have killed all seven of you just to gut these three."
Thoros: "You're getting old, Clegane."
Sandor: "He's not." *kicks over stump to hang bandit* (Witty Insult)
Thoros: "You're getting old, Clegane."
Sandor: "He's not." *kicks over stump to hang bandit* (Witty Insult)
Beric Dondarrion: "Enjoying yourself?"
Sandor: "I prefer chicken." (Funny Line)
Sandor: "I prefer chicken." (Funny Line)
0:00
(+3)
Ramsay Bolton:
to Jon Snow and his men: "My dogs are desperate to meet you. I haven't fed them for seven days. They're ravenous. I wonder which parts they'll try first. Your eyes? Your balls? We'll find out soon enough. In the morning, then, bastard."
(Threat)
submitted by wpearsal (approved!)
45:19
(+3)
Daenerys Targaryen:
Daenerys: "Do you know what frightens me? I said farewell to a man who loves me. A man I thought I cared for. And I felt nothing. Just impatient to get on with it."
Tyrion: "He wasn't the first to love you and he won't be the last."
Daenerys: "Well, you have completely failed to console me." (Funny Line)
Tyrion: "He wasn't the first to love you and he won't be the last."
Daenerys: "Well, you have completely failed to console me." (Funny Line)
Glasses of Wine Consumed
43:07
(+5)
Ramsay Bolton:
Ramsay drinks while hearing a proposal from Smalljon Umber
(Glass of Wine Consumed)
Sandor drinks from a cup handed to him by Septon Ray while taking a lunch break.
(Glass of Wine Consumed)
Sandor drinks from his bottle after a hard afternoon of hacking down tree branches.
(Glass of Wine Consumed)
Sandor takes a swig from a wineskin handed to him by Thoros of Myr.
(Glass of Wine Consumed)
40:23
(+5)
Daenerys Targaryen:
Daenerys drinks a glass of wine as Daario enters her chambers.
(Glass of Wine Consumed)
Acts of Intercourse
45:55
(+5)
Ramsay Bolton:
Ramsay gets a handy prelude from Osha, before surprising her with some intense penetration.
(Act of Intercourse)
submitted by cjcookart (approved!)
55:58
(+15)
Daenerys Targaryen:
Daenerys emerges outside of the burning Temple of the Dosh Khaleen, with her clothes burned away, but unharmed.
(Non-sexual Nude Scene)
Sandor whips it out to single-handedly replenish the Riverlands.
(Non-sexual Nude Scene)
Deaths
33:05
(+10)
Roose Bolton:
Roose is stabbed in the gut by his son Ramsay after news arrived that Fat Walda has given birth to a second son for Roose.
Roose: "You'll always be my first born."
Ramsay: "Thank you for saying that. It means a great deal to me." (Death)
Roose: "You'll always be my first born."
Ramsay: "Thank you for saying that. It means a great deal to me." (Death)
+1 for Roose Bolton
+1 for Roose Bolton
51:13
(+10)
Bran Stark:
Summer is cut down by a horde of wights in the Three-Eyed Raven's cavern as Bran, Meera, and Hodor make their escape.
(Death)
+1 for Roose Bolton
+1 for Bran Stark, +1 for Roose Bolton
+1 for Bran Stark, +1 for Roose Bolton
+1 for Bran Stark, +1 for Roose Bolton
57:53
(+10)
Ramsay Bolton:
Ramsay is eaten alive by his own hounds after he is imprisoned with them in the kennels of Winterfell.
(Death)
+1 for Bran Stark, +1 for Roose Bolton
17:25
(+10)
High Sparrow:
The High Sparrow is engulfed as the wildfire explosion rips through the floor of the Sept of Baelor.
(Death)
+1 for Bran Stark, +1 for Roose Bolton, +1 for Ramsay Bolton
Special
11:11
(+3)
Roose Bolton:
Roose gives Ramsay a lecture that it is marriages and political acumen that establish dynasties, not winning on the battlefield.
"Do you feel like a victor? I rebelled against the crown to arrange your marriage to Sansa Stark. Do you think that burning wagons in the night and mowing down tired, outnumbered Baratheons is the same as facing a prepared and provisioned Lannister army?" (Special)
"Do you feel like a victor? I rebelled against the crown to arrange your marriage to Sansa Stark. Do you think that burning wagons in the night and mowing down tired, outnumbered Baratheons is the same as facing a prepared and provisioned Lannister army?" (Special)
2:33
(+3)
Bran Stark:
Bran taps into the weirwood net with the assistance of the Three-Eyed Raven, and visits a scene of a yound Ned and Benjen Stark play-fighting in Winterfell.
(Special)
submitted by kremershell (approved!)
12:24
(+3)
Bran Stark:
Bran visits a scene from the past, watching his father Eddard Stark and his bannermen face off against two Targaryen Kingsguard.
(Special)
16:02
(+3)
Bran Stark:
Bran taps into the weirwood.net with the Three-Eyed Raven to revisit a scene with the Children of the Forest at the Weirwood tree.
(Special)
36:51
(+3)
Bran Stark:
Bran taps into weirwood.net while the Three-Eyed Raven is asleep, jumping into a vision of a frozen wasteland surrounded by wights and the White Walkers.
(Special)
47:25
(+3)
Bran Stark:
Bran has a vision of the day his young father departed Winterfell for the Vale.
(Special)
50:27
(+3)
Bran Stark:
While embedded in a vision of Winterfell's past, Bran subconsciously wargs into Hodor in the present time so that they can escape from the White Walker horde approaching the cavern of the Three-Eyed Raven.
(Special)
53:44
(+3)
Bran Stark:
While visiting a flashback in Winterfell's past, Bran wargs into a young Wylas, giving him a vision of his present day demise while holding the Door to allow Bran and Meera time to escape the White Walker horde.
(Special)
submitted by wpearsal (approved!)
2:20
(+3)
Bran Stark:
Bran progresses through a series of flashback visions as Meera drags him throw the snow.
(Special)
35:26
(+3)
Ramsay Bolton:
Ramsay releases Rickon Stark, and taunts him by allowing him to run to the Stark side while he attempts to shoot him down with his longbow.
(Special)
submitted by nyan (approved!)
54:37
(+3)
Bran Stark:
Bran attempts his first weirwood.net session since leaving the cavern of the Three-Eyed Raven, flashing back to his father at the tower holding Lyanna Stark.
Meera Reed: "Are you sure you're ready for this?"
Bran: "I'm the Three-Eyed Raven now. I have to be ready for this." (Special)
Meera Reed: "Are you sure you're ready for this?"
Bran: "I'm the Three-Eyed Raven now. I have to be ready for this." (Special)