Vlasy AllStar

4-6, 15 roto pts (#1)
Z-Score: 0.707 (percentile: 76.03%)
Weeks at #1: 7
Categories won: Kills (114), Political Wins (60), Insults Delivered / Funny Lines (105), Glasses of Wine Consumed (90), Deaths (20)
Best Week: Episode 1: The Wars to Come (+1 roto points)
Team MVP: Tyrion Lannister (picked #6, 121 points, 26.59% of team total)
Longest winstreak: W-3

Roster Stats

Character	Drafted	Total	Kills	Politics	Insults	Wine	Sex	Deaths	Special
Tyrion Lannister The third of the Lannister children. After losing his trial for the murder of King Joffrey, he has escaped prison and fled King's Landing.	#6	121	3	9	54	55	0	0	0
Jon Snow The bastard son of Ned Stark, and a member of the Night's Watch. He helped lead the defense of Castle Black against the Wildling siege.	#10	104	35	27	6	20	0	10	6
Daenerys Targaryen The last royal member of the Targaryen dynasty, Daenerys seeks to return home and reclaim the Iron Throne. With her three dragons and an army on Unsullied warriors, she has conquered several slave cities and rules over the city of Meereen.	#2	99	50	12	12	5	20	0	0
Arya Stark The youngest of the Stark girls. She travels to Braavos to seek Jaqen H'gar.	#3	38	14	3	6	0	0	0	15
Petyr Baelish (Littlefinger) Formerly the Master of Coin, Littlefinger has been sent to the Vale to serve as Warden of the East.	#11	37	0	9	12	0	10	0	6
Jaqen H'ghar A member of the Faceless Men of Braavos, and a skilled assassin. After helping Arya escape from Harrenhal, his whereabouts are unknown.	#15	33	12	0	3	5	0	10	3
Varys Formerly the Master of Whisperers in King's Landing, Varys controls a vast network of spies. He flees King's Landing after aiding in Tyrion Lannister's escape.	#14	23	0	0	12	5	0	0	6
Hodor Hodor hodor Hodor hodor Hodor hodor Hodor hodor Hodor hodor Hodor hodor Hodor. hodor.	#7	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0
Totals		455	114	60	105	90	30	20	36

Roster

charId	Character	Special
31	Daenerys Targaryen The last royal member of the Targaryen dynasty, Daenerys seeks to return home and reclaim the Iron Throne. With her three dragons and an army on Unsullied warriors, she has conquered several slave cities and rules over the city of Meereen.	* Announcing her titles: "Mother of Dragons", "Breaker of Chains", etc. (min. of 2 titles)
6	Arya Stark The youngest of the Stark girls. She travels to Braavos to seek Jaqen H'gar.	* Nymeria's actions contribute to her points. * +1 point for reciting her hitlist * adopting a new Faceless Man disguise
17	Tyrion Lannister The third of the Lannister children. After losing his trial for the murder of King Joffrey, he has escaped prison and fled King's Landing.	* +1 point each time he is denied a drink * +1 point whenever he physically gives someone a coin (or other legal tender)
10	Hodor Hodor hodor Hodor hodor Hodor hodor Hodor hodor Hodor hodor Hodor hodor Hodor. hodor.	+1 point for every utterance of "Hodor"
39	Jon Snow The bastard son of Ned Stark, and a member of the Night's Watch. He helped lead the defense of Castle Black against the Wildling siege.	* +1 each time he unintentionally drops Longclaw * +1 point each time he is called a bastard in his presence * Ghost's actions contribute to his points.
79	Petyr Baelish (Littlefinger) Formerly the Master of Coin, Littlefinger has been sent to the Vale to serve as Warden of the East.	+1 point in the intercourse category for sex events that occur in his brothels 2x multiplier for betrayal events +1 for every kiss he gives to Sansa
82	Varys Formerly the Master of Whisperers in King's Landing, Varys controls a vast network of spies. He flees King's Landing after aiding in Tyrion Lannister's escape.	* +1 politics point when he meets another character in secret * +1 point when someone references his being a eunuch to him * +1 point when he passes along information from his "little birds"
105	Jaqen H'ghar A member of the Faceless Men of Braavos, and a skilled assassin. After helping Arya escape from Harrenhal, his whereabouts are unknown.	+1 every time he dons a new disguise In the event that a Faceless Man's identity is ambiguous, points are awarded to the character whose face is worn at the time of the scoring event.

Kills

Episode 1: The Wars to Come

52:44 (+10) Jon Snow:

Jon Snow gives Mance a mercy kill, shooting an arrow through his heart before he is consumed by a burning pyre. (Kill of Named Character)

8 more comments - see full thread

To explain more about the philosophy, one of the important parts of the scorekeeping is that it can objectively follow definitions, without requiring judgment calls on the part of some scorekeeper (which can be subjective). In this case, I agree with both of you that Stannis probably "deserves" some credit - without his actions, Mance wouldn't have been put in a position to be killed. But "put in a position to be killed" is a little murky to make a rule for - how do you draw the line? Is it really Melisandre that puts him in that position because she starts the fire burning?

Given that, I think it's better to stick to the scoring definitions, because there's no subjectivity to them. And sometimes it results in a "deserving" character losing points, but that's fantasy sometimes - just like a football RB who hauls his team to the goal line, only for the backup to sub in and score the 1yd touchdown. -nyan

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2015 Apr 14 moonbaseu92 and coconnor723 like this
I agree with Nyan. Riddle me this: If someone (King A) commands his executioner (Brute) to kill the shopgirl (Lass), and Lass flees to Other Country where she is run over by a cart and dies, does King A get the point? Everyone's actions contribute. The point is, Mance was killed by Jon Snow. Jon Snow was NOT commanded to kill him by Stannis. Therefore, it's not a commanded kill. -alicehanners

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2015 Apr 19
That's different because Mance didn't escape from the fire and run away while Jon shot at him to keep him from escaping. He was in the process of dying. Even if Jon hadn't intervened, he still would've been dead. I know Stannis won't get points for that, and I don't care, I'm just saying that I disagree with your example. -kas113

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2015 Apr 21 moonbaseu92 likes this

Episode 2: The House of Black and White

44:07 (+2) Arya Stark:

Arya kills a pigeon on the streets of Braavos. (Kill of Unnamed Character)

51:07 (+10) Daenerys Targaryen:

Daenerys orders Mossador to be publicly executed in front of the Masters and former slaves of Meereen, for his murder of the captive Son of the Harpy. (Kill of Named Character)

Why does this not count as Kills Commanded? -alicehanners

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2015 Apr 21 moonbaseu92 and wpearsal like this
I agree, this should be under Kills commanded -moonbaseu92

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2015 Apr 22
Sorry, the site is a bit confusing there. Kills Commanded is actually a deprecated category - we had it for the S4 game but it's been folded into regular Kills for S5 (it just didn't happen often enough to be its own Roto category). I'll be working on a fix that more permanently removes the category. -nyan

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2015 Apr 23 alicehanners likes this

Episode 3: The High Sparrow

40:26 (+10) Jon Snow:

Jon Snow executes Janos Slynt for insubordination, after he publicly defies Jon's orders to head out to Greyguard tower. (Kill of Named Character)

Episode 5: Kill the Boy

5:23 (+2) Daenerys Targaryen:

Daenerys shoves one of the Masters of Meereen in front of of her dragons and commands Rhaegal to roast. (Kill of Unnamed Character)

5:23 (+2) Daenerys Targaryen:

Rhaegal roasts the Master alive, before he and Viserion tear his body apart and eat him. (Kill of Unnamed Character)

Episode 6: Unbowed, Unbent, Unbroken

9:20 (+2) Jaqen H'ghar:

Jaqen whips Arya bloody with a switch as she fails her test of lie-telling in the House of Black and White. (Minor Injury of Named Character)

15:19 (+2) Arya Stark:

Arya eases the pain of a sick girl by helping her drink the poisonous water from the House of Black and White. "...I drank the water from his fountain. It healed me. I've devoted my life to him now. You don't want to hurt anymore? Drink." (Kill of Unnamed Character)

Episode 7: The Gift

28:30 (+1) Tyrion Lannister:

Tyrion beats a slave trader with the chain from his collar, to prove his worth to the slave trader Yezzan zo Qaggaz. (Major Injury of Unnamed Character)

Episode 8: Hardhome

47:58 (+1) Jon Snow:

Jon runs his sword through a wight that emerges through a hole in the Hardhome walls, holding it in place until Tormund can come to patch the wall up with a sledge. (Major Injury of Unnamed Character)

49:08 (+4) Jon Snow:

Jon swings through two wights as he runs towards the building were the dragonglass daggers were left. (Kill of Unnamed Character)

51:51 (+10) Jon Snow:

After parrying the White Walker's ice spear with his Valyrian Steel sword, Longclaw, Jon slashes through the White Walker, shattering his body into bits of ice. (Kill of Named Character)

Episode 9: The Dance of Dragons

45:39 (+2) Tyrion Lannister:

Tyrion picks a dagger up from the ground and slits the throat of a Son of the Harpy who attempts to attack Missandei. (Kill of Unnamed Character)

48:17 (+4) Daenerys Targaryen:

Drogon crushes two Sons of the Harpy as he lands in the fighting pits. (Kill of Unnamed Character)

48:24 (+2) Daenerys Targaryen:

Drogon catches a Son of the Harpy who attempts to charge Daenerys, ripping him in half and flinging the pieces to opposite ends of the fighting pit. (Kill of Unnamed Character)

48:34 (+10) Daenerys Targaryen:

Drogon shoots flames at a group of five Sons of the Harpy, engulfing them in flames. (Kill of Unnamed Character)

48:42 (+10) Daenerys Targaryen:

Drogon's second flame engulfs four Sons of the Harpy and an Unsullied soldier. (Kill of Unnamed Character)

48:55 (+8) Daenerys Targaryen:

Drogon's third flame engulfs two Sons of the Harpy and two of the old Masters. (Kill of Unnamed Character)

49:01 (+2) Daenerys Targaryen:

Drogon grabs a spear-wielding Son of the Harpy, slamming him into the ground. (Kill of Unnamed Character)

Episode 10: Mother's Mercy

22:44 (+10) Arya Stark:

Arya brutally stabs Merynt Trant in a Braavosi brothel, before slitting his throat in revenge for the death of Syrio Forel. "I've gotten a few of the others (on her hitlist). The Many-Faced God stole a few more from me. But I'm glad he left me you." (Kill of Named Character)

24:09 (+10) Jaqen H'ghar:

Jaqen commits suicide to balance out Arya's killing of Meryn Trant. "A girl stole from the Many-Faced God. Now a debt is owed. Only death can pay for life." (Kill of Named Character)

Political Wins

Episode 1: The Wars to Come

38:49 (+3) Daenerys Targaryen:

Daenerys denies Hizdahr zo Loraq's request for the fighting pits to be re-opened.
Hizdahr: "They did ask for some concessions."
Daenerys: "Concessions?"
Hizdahr: "Politics is the art of compromise, Your Grace."
Daenerys: "I'm not a politician. I'm a queen."
...
Hizdahr: "In the new world that you've brought to us, free men would fight free men. The pit fighters you liberated plead for this opportunity. Bring some here and ask them yourself."
Daenerys: "No fighting pits."
Hizdahr: "Opening them would show the people of Yunkai and Meereen that you respect their traditions."
Daenerys: "I do not respect the tradition of human cockfighting."
Hizdahr: "If you could-"
Daenerys: "How many times must I say no before you understand?" (Politics - uncategorized)

Does Stannis not get points in episode one of this season for having Mance Raydar as his prisoner? Also during Mance Raydar's sentencing the other wildlings including Tormund Giantsbane are clearly shown in chains. We can also presume that they are also prisoners of Stannis. -Reaper

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2015 Apr 22 wpearsal likes this
He does get the politics points for that (new prisoner), but that capture and imprisonment happened last season in S4E10. -nyan

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2015 Apr 22
I thought so, but when i looked back at last season leagues Stannis never gets the points for the capture in that episode. So i thought it would transfer to this season because it was never made clear last season. -Reaper

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2015 Apr 22
Yeah, the S4 points are incomplete in that regard - the Politics category didn't exist when we played last year. We'll be doing a new rewatch for it (and recording these points) sometime after S5. -nyan

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2015 Apr 22

Episode 2: The House of Black and White

24:10 (+3) Daenerys Targaryen:

Daario captures a member of the Sons of the Harpy, who becomes Daenerys' prisoner. (Politics - uncategorized)

43:38 (+3) Jon Snow:

By the margin of a single vote, Jon Snow is reluctantly elected as the 998th Lord Commander of the Night's Watch. (Politics - uncategorized)

Should Jon get point from all the new "Followers" he now has as Lord Commander, at least for Named Night's Watch men who are "friendly" (not Slynt, maybe Thorne)? -moonbaseu92

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2015 Apr 21 coconnor723 likes this
I don't think people get points for followers. Else Dany would have billions of points, Stannis a buttload, Tommen a ton, Doran a bunch, etc. -alicehanners

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2015 Apr 24
Has there been a vote on this? I think the two explicit followers rule should count! -coconnor723

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2015 Apr 27

43:41 (+6) Jon Snow:

Samwell Tarly and Maester Aemon cast their votes for Jon Snow in the Night's Watch election. Jon edges past Ser Alliser Thorne in the election and becomes their Lord Commander. (Politics - uncategorized)

submitted by nyan (approved!)

Brought up by @moonbaseu92: "Should Jon get point from all the new "Followers" he now has as Lord Commander, at least for Named Night's Watch men who are "friendly" (not Slynt, maybe Thorne)?" -nyan

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2015 Apr 23
It's an excellent point, but a bit tricky to figure out where to limit the scope. I'd like to figure out the line and record this as a new precedent in the Rulebook.

The problem with awarding automatic followers when someone gains a new title is that it potentially has a limitless range. For example, when Tommen becomes King, did that automatically make *every* Lannister/Tyrell character in the Seven Kingdoms his follower?

I think a reasonable rule would be to require an explicit pledge or act of loyalty by the follower. So in Joffrey's case, he'd get the standard point just for receiving the title of King, but no automatic points for any of the hundreds of named subjects. However if a scene shows a character coming to King's Landing to pledge a *new* oath of fealty to King Joffrey (like he requested of Robb), that'd count as a follower.

Applied to this election, I think normally there'd be no new followers for Jon, even from those who enthusiastically support him like Samwell (same as how Tommen doesn't automatically get every Lannister/Tyrell as a follower). *However*, the Night's Watch is unique in that they carry out a democratic process, giving every member the agency to choose who they want to declare (vote) for. In this case, the votes casted are an explicit act for "I will follow Jon Snow if he wins the election", so the votes by Samwell and Maester Aemon are counted as new followers.

What does everyone else think of establishing this as the scoring rule for followers? -nyan

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2015 Apr 23
Sounds good to me. The more points scored the better and it helps improve some characters that might not score as much. As you said, it just needs to be more black and white for the scorekeepers. -wpearsal

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2015 Apr 23

48:20 (+3) Daenerys Targaryen:

Daenerys takes Mossador as her prisoner, after he murders the Son of the Harpy.
Daenerys: "Once, the Masters were the law-"
Mossador: "And now you are the law."
Daenerys: "The law is the law." (Politics - uncategorized)

Episode 3: The High Sparrow

16:42 (+3) Petyr Baelish (Littlefinger):

Petyr convinces Sansa Stark to go through with his marriage proposal to Ramsay Bolton.
"You've been running all your life. Terrible things happened to your family and you weep. You sit alone in a dark room, mourning their fates. You've been a bystander to tragedy from the day they executed your father. Stop being a bystander, do you hear me? Stop running. There's no justice in the world. Not unless we make it. You loved your family. Avenge them." (Politics - uncategorized)

24:03 (+3) Jon Snow:

Jon takes on Olly as his personal steward. "Olly is my steward now, as I was Lord Commander Mormont's. I want him to attend my meetings, to learn from men with experience. One day, he might command." (Politics - uncategorized)

25:27 (+3) Jon Snow:

"The Night's Watch can't continue to feed your men and the Wildling prisoners indefinitely. Winter is coming." (Politics - uncategorized)

Episode 4: The Sons of the Harpy

40:55 (+3) Tyrion Lannister:

Tyrion figures out that his captor is Jorah Mormont, and deduces the backstory behind their falling out. "A highborn knight from the North of Westeros, down on his luck in Essos. Dragon epaulets, bear sigil breastplate. You're Jorah Mormont." (Politics - uncategorized)

Episode 5: Kill the Boy

3:33 (+3) Daenerys Targaryen:

Daenerys has the leaders of Meereen's great families imprisoned, starting with Hizdahr zo Loraq.
Daenerys: "Round up the leaders of each of Meereen's great families and bring them to me."
Hizdahr: "But... I'm the leader of my family." (Politics - uncategorized)

11:33 (+3) Jon Snow:

Jon Snow unlocks Tormund from his chains and convinces him to go on a mission to save the remaining Wildlings.
Jon: "Your people need a leader. And they need to get south of the Wall before it's too late. We don't have much time and they have less. The Walkers are coming and they'll hit your people first. I'm not asking you to make peace to save your skin. Make peace to save your people."
...
Tormund: "Alright then... You're coming with me." (Politics - uncategorized)

15:47 (+3) Jon Snow:

to Olly: "I know this is hard for you. But Winter is coming. We know what's coming with it. We can't face it alone." (Politics - uncategorized)

40:36 (+3) Jon Snow:

Stannis agrees to lend Jon Snow his ships, indicating that Jon is forging ahead with his plan to rescue the Wildlings despite the disapproval of most of the Night's Watch. (Politics - uncategorized)

Episode 6: Unbowed, Unbent, Unbroken

21:27 (+3) Tyrion Lannister:

Tyrion convinces the slave trader Malko to spare his life for the time being, instead of slitting his throat and chopping off his cock. "You can't just hand a dried cock to a merchant and expect him to pay for it! He has to know it came from a dwarf. And how could he know unless he sees the dwarf?" (Politics - uncategorized)

26:30 (+6) Petyr Baelish (Littlefinger):

Littlefinger crosses Roose Bolton, revealing Sansa Stark's present location in Winterfell and the Boltons' marriage plans to Cersei: "...I have found Sansa Stark. Alive and well and home again living at Winterfell... They tell me Roose Bolton plans to marry her to his son Ramsay, a bastard recently legitimized by King Tommen." (Politics - uncategorized)

Episode 7: The Gift

5:18 (+3) Jon Snow:

Jon Snow is given a dragonglass dagger by Samwell Tarly, in the event that he needs to fend off the White Walkers. (Politics - uncategorized)

Episode 8: Hardhome

5:58 (+3) Tyrion Lannister:

Tyrion convinces Daenerys to spare Jorah Mormont, and banish him from the city of Meereeen instead. "A ruler who kills those devoted to her is not a ruler who inspires devotion. And you're going to need to inspire devotion, a lot of it, if you're ever going to rule across the Narrow Sea. But you cannot have him by your side when you do." (Politics - uncategorized)

Episode 9: The Dance of Dragons

24:27 (+3) Arya Stark:

Arya discovers Ser Meryn's pedophilic sexual tastes. (Politics - uncategorized)

Insults Delivered / Funny Lines

Episode 1: The Wars to Come

13:10 (+3) Varys:

Tyrion: "Do you know what it's like to stuff your shit through one of those airholes?"
Varys: "No. I only know what it's like to pick up your shit and throw it overboard." (Funny Line)

14:19 (+3) Tyrion Lannister:

"Are you a lord if you kill your father? I don't imagine they revoke your nobility for killing a whore, it must happen all the time." (Funny Line)

35:00 (+3) Tyrion Lannister:

Varys: "There are faster ways to kill yourself."
Tyrion: "Not for a coward." (Funny Line)

36:08 (+3) Varys:

Varys: "You have your father's instincts for politics. And you have compassion."
Tyrion: "Compassion? Yes... I killed my lover with my bare hands. I shot my own father with a crossbow."
Varys: "I never said you were perfect." (Funny Line)

37:31 (+3) Tyrion Lannister:

Varys: "You have a choice, my friend. You can stay here at Illyrio's palace and drink yourself to death or you can ride with me to Meereen, meet Daenerys Targaryen and decide if the world is worth fighting for."
Tyrion: "Can I drink myself to death on the road to Meereen?" (Funny Line)

Episode 2: The House of Black and White

8:46 (+3) Petyr Baelish (Littlefinger):

to Brienne, remarking on her new armor: "We've met, with Renly Baratheon... What did he say about you? He said, 'Your loyalty came free of charge.' Someone appears to have paid quite a bit for it since then." (Witty Insult)

10:16 (+3) Petyr Baelish (Littlefinger):

to Brienne: "This woman swore to protect Renly, she failed. She swore to protect your mother, she failed. Why would I want somebody with your history of failure guarding Lady Sansa?" (Witty Insult)

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27:07 (+3) Varys:

Tyrion: "There's a bug."
Varys: "Yes, best be careful. You might accidentally consume some solid food." (Witty Insult)

27:30 (+3) Tyrion Lannister:

Varys: "Cersei has offered a lordship to the man who brings her your head."
Tyrion: "She ought to offer her cunt. Best part of her for the best part of me." (Witty Insult)

27:43 (+3) Tyrion Lannister:

Varys: "Are we really going to spend the entire road to Volantis talking about the futility of everything?"
Tyrion: "You're right, no point." (Funny Line)

44:36 (+3) Arya Stark:

Braavosi thief: "That's a nice little sword. Worth a hundred pigeons a sword like that."
Arya: "Nothing's worth anything to dead men." (Threat)

Episode 3: The High Sparrow

28:53 (+3) Arya Stark:

Arya: "Cunt!" (Funny Line)

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I didn't pick up on this one personally, but a few other people have mentioned it - was it the way she said it? I'll go with the popular demand if this gets a lot of likes/supporting comments. -nyan

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2015 Apr 28
I think this should definitely count. Right or wrong I think this got one of the biggest laughs among our league. -moonbaseu92

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2015 Apr 28
Got some good laughs from my league aswell. -timguttman

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2015 Apr 28
By overwhelming popular demand - approved! -nyan

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36:14 (+3) Jon Snow:

Jon appoints a new latrine captain to head up the latrine pit digging: "Brian - it seems like a good job for a ginger." (Funny Line)

51:53 (+3) Varys:

Tyrion: "I can't remember the last face I saw that wasn't yours."
Varys: "It's a perfectly good face." (Funny Line)

54:54 (+3) Tyrion Lannister:

Brothel bouncer: "It's good luck to rub a dwarf's head."
Tyrion: "It's even better luck to suck a dwarf's cock."
*flustered Varys* (Funny Line)

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56:05 (+3) Tyrion Lannister:

to Varys: "I need to talk to someone with hair." (Witty Insult)

Episode 4: The Sons of the Harpy

39:08 (+3) Tyrion Lannister:

"MRPPHM MRPPPHM MPRMPRPHM MPRPHPM MPRPRHPHMMM MMHRRM MPHRRM... thank you." (Funny Line)

43:40 (+3) Daenerys Targaryen:

Daario Naharis: "I think I could protect you from Hizdahr zo Loraq"
Daenerys: "I think *I* could protect me from Hizdahr zo Loraq" (Witty Insult)

Episode 5: Kill the Boy

47:40 (+3) Tyrion Lannister:

to Jorah Mormont: "Long, sullen silences and the occasional punch in the face. The Mormont way." (Witty Insult)

Episode 6: Unbowed, Unbent, Unbroken

21:27 (+3) Tyrion Lannister:

Tyrion: "You can't just hand a dried cock to a merchant and expect him to pay for it! He has to know it came from a dwarf. And how could he know unless he sees the dwarf?"
Slave trader: "It will be a dwarf-sized cock."
Tyrion: "Guess again." (Funny Line)

24:41 (+3) Petyr Baelish (Littlefinger):

to Lancel Lannister: "We both peddle fantasies, Brother Lancel. Mine just happen to be entertaining." (Witty Insult)

25:16 (+3) Petyr Baelish (Littlefinger):

Cersei: "I'm the insulted party, Lord Baelish. Ser Loras was promised to me, instead he chose the company of boys."
Petyr: "One's choice of companion is a most curious thing." (Witty Insult)

Episode 8: Hardhome

2:24 (+3) Tyrion Lannister:

"I killed my mother... on the day I was born. I killed my father, Tywin Lannister, with a bolt to the heart. I am the greatest Lannister killer of all time." (Funny Line)

20:27 (+3) Tyrion Lannister:

"Someday, if you decide not to execute me, I'll tell you all about why I killed my father. And on that day, should it ever come, we'll need more wine than this." (Funny Line)

21:25 (+3) Tyrion Lannister:

"My own sister married someone she loathed as well, though not by choice and certainly not for the greater good, Gods forbid." (Witty Insult)

23:03 (+3) Daenerys Targaryen:

Daenerys takes away Tyrion's wine cup: "You're going to advise me... while you can still speak in complete sentences." (Witty Insult)

23:22 (+3) Daenerys Targaryen:

to Tyrion: "If I want jokes, I'll get myself a proper fool." (Witty Insult)

Episode 9: The Dance of Dragons

25:05 (+3) Jaqen H'ghar:

Arya Stark: "The thin man wasn't hungry today."
Jaqen: "Perhaps that is why a man is thin." (Funny Line)

37:27 (+3) Daenerys Targaryen:

Daenerys puts down Hizdahr's proclamations about his knowledge of the pit fighters: "Has your experience ever involved any actual fighting? You. Yourself. Have you ever killed another man who was trying to kill you?" (Witty Insult)

38:21 (+3) Tyrion Lannister:

Hizdahr zo Loraq: "You don't approve (of the fighting pits)?"
Tyrion: "There's always been more than enough death in the world for my taste. I can do without it in my leisure time." (Funny Line)

38:56 (+3) Tyrion Lannister:

Hizdahr zo Loraq, as the dead pit fighter is dragged away: "That... is a vital part of the great city of Meereen, which existed long before you or I, and will remain standing long after we have returned to the dirt."
Tyrion: "My father would have liked you." (Witty Insult)

39:36 (+3) Tyrion Lannister:

to Hizdahr zo Loraq: "Well said. You're an eloquent man. Doesn't mean you're wrong. In my experience, eloquent men are right every bit as often as imbeciles." (Witty Insult)

Episode 10: Mother's Mercy

7:59 (+3) Jon Snow:

Jon: "You had just been beaten half to death. How did you...?"
Sam: "Oh, very carefully."
Jon: "I'm glad the end of the world's working out well for someone." (Funny Line)

32:06 (+3) Tyrion Lannister:

to Missandei: "Apologies. My Valyrian is a bit nostril." (Funny Line)

33:36 (+3) Tyrion Lannister:

Daario: "So mainly you talk."
Tyrion: "And drink. I've survived so far." (Witty Insult)

Glasses of Wine Consumed

Episode 1: The Wars to Come

13:59 (+15) Tyrion Lannister:

Tyrion downs 3 cups of wine after getting out of that fucking crate, before puking over all the rugs in Ilyrio's palace. (Glass of Wine Consumed)

15:04 (+5) Tyrion Lannister:

After vomiting his previous three drinks onto the floor of Ilyrio's palace, Tyrion refills and goes for another. Boot 'n rally! (Glass of Wine Consumed)

35:01 (+10) Tyrion Lannister:

Tyrion drinks away his misery with two glasses of wine on the balcony of Ilyrio's palace. (Glass of Wine Consumed)

Episode 2: The House of Black and White

27:20 (+5) Tyrion Lannister:

Tyrion drinks a glass of wine inside that fucking box. (Glass of Wine Consumed)

39:23 (+5) Jon Snow:

Jon drinks in the hall at Castle Black, as the election for Lord Commander of the Night's Watch begins. (Glass of Wine Consumed)

42:44 (+5) Jon Snow:

Jon drinks another cup while members of the Night's Watch cast their votes for Lord Commander. (Glass of Wine Consumed)

Episode 3: The High Sparrow

39:12 (+5) Jon Snow:

Jon "Never Kill a Man Sober" Snow finishes off his drink before heading outside to execute Janos Slynt. (Glass of Wine Consumed)

52:53 (+5) Tyrion Lannister:

Tyrion drinks from a flask while walking through a market in Volantis. (Glass of Wine Consumed)

55:49 (+5) Tyrion Lannister:

Tyrion drinks at the whorehouse in Volantis. (Glass of Wine Consumed)

56:00 (+5) Varys:

Varys drinks with Tyrion in the whorehouse of Volantis. (Glass of Wine Consumed)

Episode 8: Hardhome

20:13 (+5) Tyrion Lannister:

drinks while speaking with Daenerys in her chambers. (Glass of Wine Consumed)

20:48 (+5) Daenerys Targaryen:

drinks while speaking with Tyrion in her chambers. (Glass of Wine Consumed)

22:45 (+5) Tyrion Lannister:

Tyrion drinks his refilled cup while speaking with Daenerys in her chambers. (Glass of Wine Consumed)

Episode 10: Mother's Mercy

8:23 (+5) Jon Snow:

Jon and Sam toast to Sam's journey to Oldtown to become a Maester. "To your return." (Glass of Wine Consumed)

24:09 (+5) Jaqen H'ghar:

Jaqen drinks a glass of the poisoned liquid in the House of Black and White. (Glass of Wine Consumed)

Acts of Intercourse

Episode 1: The Wars to Come

39:25 (+5) Daenerys Targaryen:

In bed with Daario, as they discuss the re-opening of the fighting pits. (Act of Intercourse)

If Nudity contributes extra points, how do all 4 of these people have 5 points? Olyver, Loras, and Daario were all nude. Daenerys' scene shouldn't count as nudity. She shows the same amount of skin when she's clothed. -alicehanners

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2015 Apr 19
All of the sex scenes in the episode were actually counted as non-nude sex scenes - "rated R" nudity is the threshold, so unfortunately all those E1 butts were not counted. -nyan

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2015 Apr 20
BUTTS DON'T COUNT?!?!? NOOOOOOOO

I chose Daario purely for the butt shots! Augh D: -alicehanners

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2015 Apr 20
According to the MPAA, "nudity that is sexually oriented will generally require an R rating." (from wikipedia)

I WILL CAMPAIGN FOR BUTTS TO COUNT

WHO'S WITH ME!??! -alicehanners

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2015 Apr 20 moonbaseu92 likes this
http://www.filmratings.com/downloads/rating_rules.pdf

Page 7 and 8. That would mean Dany getting out of the bath as a challenge to Daario would NOT be rated R (it'd get a PG-13), but all three butts in that episode would (sexual context). -alicehanners

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2015 Apr 20
I'm not quite sure that interpretation of the MPAA guidelines is correct - I'm pretty sure the Dany bath scene from S3 would earn an R-rating, and the general bare butts we saw in S5E1 would still fall within PG-13.

That said, I'm not philosophically opposed to counting butts. Originally this was conceived as a "buff" for female characters to have more potential for sex points, but it's shown up sparingly enough that it wouldn't hugely upset the balance to count down. Here's a question though: would you want to grant a full 5x point multiplier (potentially 25pts) to a fully-nude female sex scene?

btw, this was established already in the rulebook: "individual boobs and lower-body genitalia", which excludes butts but was perhaps not explicit enough. Given that, it likely won't change since everyone has already drafted with the given ruleset and it would be unfair to suddenly change the scoring afterward. But I'm very open to the discussion for a future scoring change (S6 and beyond). -nyan

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Episode 4: The Sons of the Harpy

10:03 (+5) Petyr Baelish (Littlefinger):

The Faith Militant invades Lord Petyr Baelish's establishment, interrupting a customer and prostitute. (Act of Intercourse)

10:16 (+5) Petyr Baelish (Littlefinger):

The Faith Militant invades Lord Petyr Baelish's establishment, interrupting a threesome with a customer and two prostitutes. (Act of Intercourse)

Episode 7: The Gift

29:24 (+10) Daenerys Targaryen:

Daenerys and Daario Naharis share pillowtalk after a session in her chambers. (Act of Intercourse)

There's the briefest of nip slips as Daario rolls on top of her. -nyan

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2015 May 26
That was the blanket over her nip. How can you count that. That actress isn't going topless anymore
-mmccor4140

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2015 May 26
as the scene opens it seems as if they've just finished having sex, but as the scene continues daario totally gets it in again. -angurtheconsumer

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2015 May 26
@mmccor4140 I can upload a more detailed sequence of frames - in the shots surrounding the one when Daario rolls over, the sheet no longer covers her (it's around her waist level). I know the actress has stated that, but it looks like it slipped in there (and circumstantial evidence indicates the sheet could not have been there). -nyan

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2015 May 26
@angurtheconsumer I'll have to rewatch but you may be right - go ahead and submit it! -nyan

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2015 May 26

30:04 (+5) Daenerys Targaryen:

As she and Daario Naharis have post-sex pillow talk, Daario rolls on top of her and mounts her again. (Act of Intercourse)

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Deaths

Episode 10: Mother's Mercy

24:15 (+10) Jaqen H'ghar:

Jaqen commits suicide to balance out Arya's killing of Meryn Trant. "A girl stole from the Many-Faced God. Now a debt is owed. Only death can pay for life." (Death)

58:45 (+10) Jon Snow:

Jon Snow is stabbed by a band of Night's Watch mutineers, receiving the final fatal blow from his steward, Olly. (Death)

Special

Episode 1: The Wars to Come

23:07 (+3) Jon Snow:

Melisandre announces Jon Snow to Stannis: "Your Grace. The bastard of Winterfell." (Special)

34:51 (+3) Varys:

Tyrion: "Eunuch. The Spider. The Master of Whisperers." (Special)

Episode 2: The House of Black and White

5:37 (+15) Arya Stark:

Arya recites her hitlist five times while waiting outside the House of Black & White. "Cersei. Walder Frey. The Mountain. Meryn Trant." (Special)

45:16 (+3) Jaqen H'ghar:

Jaqen reveals himself to Arya, removing his disguise and inviting her into the House of Black and White. (Special)

Episode 3: The High Sparrow

17:32 (+3) Petyr Baelish (Littlefinger):

Littlefinger gives Sansa a kiss on the forehead after convincing her to marry Ramsay Bolton. (Special)

38:09 (+3) Jon Snow:

Janos Slynt: "You can stick your order up your bastard ass." (Special)

Episode 4: The Sons of the Harpy

29:47 (+3) Petyr Baelish (Littlefinger):

Littlefinger kisses Sansa in the crypts of Winterfell, as they say their goodbyes before Littlefinger's trip back to King's Landing. (Special)

Episode 10: Mother's Mercy

35:38 (+3) Varys:

Tyrion: "I suppose there's no point asking how you found me."
Varys: "The birds sing in the west, the birds sing in the east, if one knows how to listen. They tell me you've already found favor with the Mother of Dragons." (Special)

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