#FIRE&ICE
Baelor Hodor (Public #471)
Owner: pquestel
7-3, 49 roto pts (#1)
Z-Score:
1.152 (percentile: 87.54%)
Weeks at #1: 2
Categories won:
Insults Delivered / Funny Lines (81)
Best Week:
Episode 7: The Broken Man
(+8 roto points)
Team MVP:
Jon Snow
(picked #1,
185 points,
48.18% of team total)
Longest winstreak: W-4
Roster Stats
Roster
| charId | Character | Special |
|---|---|---|
| 39 |
Jon Snow
The bastard son of Ned Stark, and the current Lord Commander of the Night's Watch. After guiding the Wildlings to safety in the aftermath of the Battle of Castle Black and the attack on Hardhome, he was betrayed by a mutiny of the Night's Watch, and left for dead in the snow.
|
* +1 each time he unintentionally drops Longclaw * +1 point each time he is called a bastard in his presence * Ghost's actions contribute to his points. |
| 23 |
Bronn
A former sellsword, who has risen through the ranks of nobility thanks to his fighting skills and work for the Lannisters. He recently accompanied Jaime Lannister on a sensitive diplomatic mission to Dorne to rescue the Princeess Myrcella Baratheon.
|
+1 point when he gives expert critique/advice on fighting strategy |
| 81 |
Sandor Clegane (The Hound)
A fearsome warrior known as the Hound. Sandor formerly served in the Kingsguard of Joffrey Baratheon and accompanied Arya Stark on her travels. He was left for dead after a fight with Brienne of Tarth.
|
* +1 point for scenes where he eats * 2x multiplier for actions performed while confronted by fire |
| 63 |
Yara Greyjoy
Theon's older sister, Yara was raised on the Iron Islands as a true Ironborn. She is a fearsome fighter and commands a longship of her own.
|
+1 when referencing that she is a lesbian, or making a pass at another woman |
| 190 |
Tyene Sand
The youngest of Oberyn Martell's bastard children, known as the Sand Snakes. She uses daggers and poisons as her weapons.
|
+1 for invoking the name of Oberyn Martell |
| 191 |
Obara Sand
The eldest of Prince Oberyn Martell's bastard children, known as the Sand Snakes. She wields a spear.
|
+1 for invoking the name of Oberyn Martell |
| 28 |
Gregor Clegane (The Mountain)
A knight and the head of House Clegane, bannermen to the Lannisters. He defeated Prince Oberyn Martell in a trial by combat for Tyrion Lannister's role in King Joffrey's death, although he was gravely injured in the fight. He appears to have recovered (in some form) under Grand Maester Qyburn's care, and returns to serve as a member of the Kingsguard.
|
* Scores for any kills of non-combatants * Scores for each sentence spoken * Interacting with bowls |
| 10 |
Hodor
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|
+1 point for every utterance of "Hodor" |
Kills
26:48
(+10)
Tyene Sand:
Tyene pulls out a dagger to stab Areo Hotah in the back, as Ellaria Martell begins her overthrow of the Martells.
(Kill of Named Character)
26:55
(+2)
Tyene Sand:
Tyene takes the dagger from Areo Hotah's back and throws it at Doran Martell's fleeing messenger.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
28:42
(+10)
Obara Sand:
Obara stabs Trystane through the face after he turns his back on her to face Nymeria Sand one-on-one.
(Kill of Named Character)
Zombie Gregor smashes in the head of a King's Landing drunk who was spreading stories about Cersei.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
Jon cuts the rope holding the gallows platform at Castle Black, executing Ser Alliser Thorne, Bowen Marsh, Othell Yarwyck, and Olly for their roles in the plot to assassinate him.
(Kill of Named Character)
Hodor shuts the door on the horde of wights, severing the hand of one who just managed to slip its arm past the door.
(Major Injury of Unnamed Character)
The Hound kills three of the bandits sitting in camp, decapitating the first, cleaving the second in the chest, and slitting the throat of the third with his woodchopping axe.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
9:15
(+10)
Sandor Clegane (The Hound):
Sandor cuts down Gatins with his axe, after failing to extract information on the whereabouts of the bandit with the yellow cloak.
(Kill of Named Character)
Gregor rips off the head of a Faith Militant soldier sent to detain Cersei Lannister.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
Sandor kicks over a tree stump being stood on by the bandit, strangling him on the noose.
Thoros of Myr: "You're getting old, Clegane."
Sandor: "He's not." (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Thoros of Myr: "You're getting old, Clegane."
Sandor: "He's not." (Kill of Unnamed Character)
46:26
(+10)
Sandor Clegane (The Hound):
Sandor kicks over the tree stump being stood on by Lem Lemoncloak, strangling him on the noose.
(Kill of Named Character)
After stumbling between the charging cavalry forces in a daze, Jon scores his first kill, knocking a Bolton soldier off his horse and then finishing him off on the ground.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
Jon cuts down six more soldiers on the battlefield as he dodges charging cavalry and arrow barrages streaming from the sky.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
Jon cuts down 3 more Bolton soldiers in between arrow barrages from Ramsay's archers.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
Jon cuts down 4 more Bolton soldiers as the mounds of bodies begin to pile up on the battlefield.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
Jon slits the throat of a Bolton soldier shortly after Davos and Smalljon Umber charge into the fray.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
Jon stabs through a Bolton soldier as his forces attempt to break through the encircling Bolton army.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
Jon uses a spin move to dodge and cut down a Bolton soldier from behind.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
After the Stark forces breach the Winterfell walls, Ramsay challenges Jon to single combat: "You suggested one-on-one combat, didn't you? I've reconsidered. I think that sounds like a wonderful idea."
Jon blocks all three of Ramsay's longbow shots with a Mormont shield, and finally moves in close enough to Ramsay to pummel him into the ground. (Major Injury of Named Character)
Jon blocks all three of Ramsay's longbow shots with a Mormont shield, and finally moves in close enough to Ramsay to pummel him into the ground. (Major Injury of Named Character)
Septa Unella screams in agony as Cersei leaves Gregor Clegane to slowly torture her.
Cersei: "Now? Today? You're not going to die today. You're not going to die for quite a while." (Major Injury of Named Character)
Cersei: "Now? Today? You're not going to die today. You're not going to die for quite a while." (Major Injury of Named Character)
Political Wins
26:48
(+3)
Tyene Sand:
Tyene betrays Doran Martell, killing his bodyguard Areo Hotah as the first strike in Ellaria Sand's coup d'état of Dorne.
(Act of Betrayal)
28:07
(+3)
Obara Sand:
Obara and Nymeria arrive on the Dornish ship to assassinate Trystane.
Obara: "We're not here to feed you. We're here to kill you."
Nymeria: "You want her to do it? Or me? (Act of Betrayal)
Obara: "We're not here to feed you. We're here to kill you."
Nymeria: "You want her to do it? Or me? (Act of Betrayal)
Jon Snow reclaims Longclaw from his desk, after its ownership briefly transferred to Davos Seaworth during his death.
(New Weapon)
Melisandre becomes the latest devotee to the Jon Snow Fan Club.
Davos Seaworth: "Will you stay here at Castle Black?"
Melisandre: "I will do as Jon Snow commands."
Davo: "You serve Jon Snow now?"
Melisandre: "He is the Prince that was Promised." (New Follower/Prisoner)
Davos Seaworth: "Will you stay here at Castle Black?"
Melisandre: "I will do as Jon Snow commands."
Davo: "You serve Jon Snow now?"
Melisandre: "He is the Prince that was Promised." (New Follower/Prisoner)
43:11
(+3)
Yara Greyjoy:
Theon pledges his support for her in the upcoming Kingsmoot. "You should rule the Iron Islands. Let me help you."
(New Follower/Prisoner)
submitted by alexander.hilton91 (approved!)
21:17
(+3)
Yara Greyjoy:
Yara exposes Euron Greyjoy's assassination of her father Balon during the Kingsmoot, though he quickly counters it.
Yara: "Now I know what my first act as queen will be. To execute the man who killed my father."
Euron: "I did. I killed him. Threw him right over a rope bridge and watched him fall. He was leading us nowhere and we would still be heading there if it weren't for me. No one loved him. No one wanted to follow him ... I apologize to you all for not killing him years ago." (Secret Discovery)
Yara: "Now I know what my first act as queen will be. To execute the man who killed my father."
Euron: "I did. I killed him. Threw him right over a rope bridge and watched him fall. He was leading us nowhere and we would still be heading there if it weren't for me. No one loved him. No one wanted to follow him ... I apologize to you all for not killing him years ago." (Secret Discovery)
submitted by cmwalken15 (approved!)
26:26
(+3)
Yara Greyjoy:
Yara refuses to go out quietly after losing the Kingsmoot election to Euron Greyjoy - during his coronation ceremony she makes her escape and steals off with the best ships of the Iron Fleet.
(Act of Betrayal)
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Lyanna Mormont pledges her house to Jon Snow's fighting forces: "House Mormont has kept faith with House Stark for a thousand years... We will not break faith today."
(New Follower/Prisoner)
30:04
(+3)
Yara Greyjoy:
Yara agrees to give Daenerys use of the Iron Fleet, and convinces her to come to Westeros and back her claim to the Iron Islands, despite Tyrion's mistrust of the Greyjoys and Theon in particular.
(Convincing Argument)
submitted by cmwalken15 (approved!)
After Wun Wun single-handedly breaks down the Winterfell gates, Jon Snow and his forces storm in, killing the remaining garrison of Bolton soldiers and defeating Ramsay Bolton.
(Victorious Battle)
Jon retakes Winterfell for House Stark after defeating Ramsay Bolton and the rest of the Bolton army.
(Acquire a New Castle/City/Army/Loot)
After being defeated in one-on-one combat, Ramsay is imprisoned in the kennels of Winterfell.
(New Follower/Prisoner)
After Davos reveals that Melisandre had burned Princess Shireen at the stake and asks permission to execute her, Jon Snow elects the middle route and excommunicates her from the North. "Ride south today. If you return to the North, I'll have you hanged as a murderer."
(Executive Decision)
The Northern Lords Madnerly, Glover, Cerwyn declare their allegiance for Jon Snow as the King in the North.
Lord Wyman Manderly: "Lady Mormont speaks harshly, and truly ... I didn't think we'd find another king in my lifetime. I didn't commit my men to your cause, 'cause I didn't want more Manderly's dying for nothing. But I was wrong. Jon Snow avenged the Red Wedding. He is the White Wolf. The King in the North."
Lord Robett Glover: "I did not fight beside you on the field and I will regret that until my dying day. A man can only admit when he was wrong and ask forgiveness ... There will be more fights to come. House Glover will stand behind House Stark as we have for a thousand years. And I will stand behind Jon Snow. The King in the North!" (New Follower/Prisoner)
Lord Wyman Manderly: "Lady Mormont speaks harshly, and truly ... I didn't think we'd find another king in my lifetime. I didn't commit my men to your cause, 'cause I didn't want more Manderly's dying for nothing. But I was wrong. Jon Snow avenged the Red Wedding. He is the White Wolf. The King in the North."
Lord Robett Glover: "I did not fight beside you on the field and I will regret that until my dying day. A man can only admit when he was wrong and ask forgiveness ... There will be more fights to come. House Glover will stand behind House Stark as we have for a thousand years. And I will stand behind Jon Snow. The King in the North!" (New Follower/Prisoner)
Jon gains the allegiance of Lord Yohn Royce of the Vale, as he and the Northern lords declare Jon as King in the North.
(New Follower/Prisoner)
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Davos Seaworth rises with the other Northern lords in declaring their allegiance to Jon Snow as the King in the North.
(New Follower/Prisoner)
After Lyanna Mormont's rousing speech, the Northern lords declare for Jon Snow as the new King in the North.
Lyanna Mormont: "But House Mormont remembers. The North remembers. We know no king but the King in the North whose name is Stark. I don't care if he's a bastard. Ned Stark's blood runs through his veins. He's my king from this day until his last day." (New Title)
Lyanna Mormont: "But House Mormont remembers. The North remembers. We know no king but the King in the North whose name is Stark. I don't care if he's a bastard. Ned Stark's blood runs through his veins. He's my king from this day until his last day." (New Title)
Insults Delivered / Funny Lines
38:56
(+3)
Yara Greyjoy:
Yara: "Deepwood Motte was our last stronghold on the mainland."
Balon: "Then we will take more."
Yara: "Why? For more pinecones and rocks?" (Witty Insult)
Balon: "Then we will take more."
Yara: "Why? For more pinecones and rocks?" (Witty Insult)
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Edd: "Your eyes are still brown. Is that still you in there?"
Jon: "I think so. Hold off on burning my body for now."
(Funny Line)
Jon: "I think so. Hold off on burning my body for now."
(Funny Line)
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Edd: "Where you gonna go?"
Jon Snow: "South."
Edd: "What you gonna do?"
Jon: "Get warm?" (Funny Line)
Jon Snow: "South."
Edd: "What you gonna do?"
Jon: "Get warm?" (Funny Line)
after Sansa tastes the finest from Castle Black Brewery: "You'd think after thousands of years, the Night's Watch would have learned how to make a good ale."
(Funny Line)
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Septon Ray: "There's a reason you're still here."
Sandor: "Aye, there's a reason. I'm a big fucker and I'm tough to kill." (Funny Line)
Sandor: "Aye, there's a reason. I'm a big fucker and I'm tough to kill." (Funny Line)
Bronn: "Oh no, not me. I'm just an upjump sellsword."
Jaime: "You're an anointed knight, there's quite a difference."
Bronn: "Aye, knights don't get paid." (Funny Line)
Jaime: "You're an anointed knight, there's quite a difference."
Bronn: "Aye, knights don't get paid." (Funny Line)
Jaime: "You have better instincts than any officer in the Lannister army."
Bronn: "That's like saying I have a bigger cock than anyone in the Unsullied army." (Witty Insult)
Bronn: "That's like saying I have a bigger cock than anyone in the Unsullied army." (Witty Insult)
Jaime: "And you'll get all three. A Lannister always pa-"
Bronn: "Don't say it. Don't fookin' say it..." (Funny Line)
Bronn: "Don't say it. Don't fookin' say it..." (Funny Line)
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Lothar Frey: "Ser Jaime, we didn't know you were coming."
Jaime Lannister: "Because you didn't set a proper perimeter."
Bronn: "Good thing we're friends, or we'd be fucking you in the ass right now." (Witty Insult)
Jaime Lannister: "Because you didn't set a proper perimeter."
Bronn: "Good thing we're friends, or we'd be fucking you in the ass right now." (Witty Insult)
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Jaime: "Get word to the Blackfish. I want a parley."
Bronn: "A parley or a fight?"
Jaime: "He's an old man."
Bronn: "You've got one hand. My money's on the old boy." (Witty Insult)
Bronn: "A parley or a fight?"
Jaime: "He's an old man."
Bronn: "You've got one hand. My money's on the old boy." (Witty Insult)
35:09
(+3)
Yara Greyjoy:
to Theon: "Nothing on the Iron Islands has an ass like that. Doesn't interest you anymore?"
(Witty Insult)
(Witty Insult)
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Septon Ray: "Violence is a disease. You don't cure a disease by spreading it to more people."
Sandor: "You don't cure it by dying, either." (Witty Insult)
Sandor: "You don't cure it by dying, either." (Witty Insult)
Gatins: "Fuck you!"
Sandor: "Those are your last words, 'fuck you'? Come on, you can do better."
Gatins: "Cunt!"
Sandor: "You're shit at dying, you know that?" (Witty Insult)
Sandor: "Those are your last words, 'fuck you'? Come on, you can do better."
Gatins: "Cunt!"
Sandor: "You're shit at dying, you know that?" (Witty Insult)
greeting Podrick Payne: "Gettin' a bit old to be a squire, aren't we?"
(Witty Insult)
Bronn: "Are they in there?"
Podrick Payne: "Uh huh."
Bronn: "You think they're fucking?"
Podrick: "What? No."
Bronn: "Why not? I'd fuck her. You'd fuck her, wouldn't you?"
Podrick: "I'm her squire."
Bronn: "Oh." (Funny Line)
Podrick Payne: "Uh huh."
Bronn: "You think they're fucking?"
Podrick: "What? No."
Bronn: "Why not? I'd fuck her. You'd fuck her, wouldn't you?"
Podrick: "I'm her squire."
Bronn: "Oh." (Funny Line)
on Jaime Lannister: "The way all women look at him is frankly irritating. I preferred working with the little brother on that account."
(Funny Line)
to Anguy: "Drop that arrow, you bloody girl. Tougher girls than you have tried to kill me."
(Witty Insult)
Thoros of Myr: "We're not butchers. We hang them."
Sandor: "Hanging? All over in an instant. Where's the punishment in that?"
Thoros: "They die."
Sandor: "We all bloody die. Except this one here (Beric Dondarrion)." (Funny Line)
Sandor: "Hanging? All over in an instant. Where's the punishment in that?"
Thoros: "They die."
Sandor: "We all bloody die. Except this one here (Beric Dondarrion)." (Funny Line)
Sandor: "There was a time I would have killed all seven of you just to gut these three."
Thoros: "You're getting old, Clegane."
Sandor: "He's not." *kicks over stump to hang bandit* (Witty Insult)
Thoros: "You're getting old, Clegane."
Sandor: "He's not." *kicks over stump to hang bandit* (Witty Insult)
Beric Dondarrion: "Enjoying yourself?"
Sandor: "I prefer chicken." (Funny Line)
Sandor: "I prefer chicken." (Funny Line)
28:11
(+3)
Yara Greyjoy:
Meeting with Daenerys:
Theon: "The Iron Fleet isn't all [Euron Greyjoy's] bringing. He also wants to give you-"
Yara: "His big cock, I think he said." (Funny Line)
Theon: "The Iron Fleet isn't all [Euron Greyjoy's] bringing. He also wants to give you-"
Yara: "His big cock, I think he said." (Funny Line)
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28:19
(+3)
Yara Greyjoy:
Daenerys: "And I imagine your offer is free of any marriage demands?"
Yara: "I never demand, but I'm up for anything, really." (Funny Line)
Yara: "I never demand, but I'm up for anything, really." (Funny Line)
28:37
(+3)
Yara Greyjoy:
Theon: "Your ancestors defeated ours and took the Iron Islands. We ask you to give them back."
Daenerys: "And that's all?"
Yara: "We'd like you to help us murder an uncle or two who don't think a woman's fit to rule." (Funny Line)
Daenerys: "And that's all?"
Yara: "We'd like you to help us murder an uncle or two who don't think a woman's fit to rule." (Funny Line)
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to Jaime: "She doesn't want me, she wants your golden fingers up her twat."
(Funny Line)
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to Jaime, after a Frey serving girl gives him the eye: "You don't even have to do anything, do you?"
(Funny Line)
Jaime Lannister: "Those two have their eyes on you."
Bronn: "They have their eyes on *you*, cunt."
Jaime: "Not my type."
Bronn: "Not blonde enough?" (Witty Insult)
Bronn: "They have their eyes on *you*, cunt."
Jaime: "Not my type."
Bronn: "Not blonde enough?" (Witty Insult)
Glasses of Wine Consumed
Sandor drinks from a cup handed to him by Septon Ray while taking a lunch break.
(Glass of Wine Consumed)
Sandor drinks from his bottle after a hard afternoon of hacking down tree branches.
(Glass of Wine Consumed)
Sandor takes a swig from a wineskin handed to him by Thoros of Myr.
(Glass of Wine Consumed)
Jon takes a sip of wine when discussing battle strategy with Sansa after everyone else has left the roundtable
(Glass of Wine Consumed)
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Acts of Intercourse
Glorious Kit Harrington butt shot as the resurrected Jon Snow sits up from the table.
(Non-sexual Nude Scene)
37:28
(+5)
Yara Greyjoy:
Yara wanders off with a whore in Volantis. "Now, since it's my last night ashore for a long while, I'm gonna go fuck the tits off this one."
(Act of Intercourse)
Sandor whips it out to single-handedly replenish the Riverlands.
(Non-sexual Nude Scene)
Deaths
Special
Roose Bolton: "Jon Snow is a bastard, not a Stark."
(Special)
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Ramsay Bolton: "Why have you come to Winterfell, Lord Umber?"
Smalljon Umber: "The bastard Jon Snow led an army of Wildlings past the Wall." (Special)
Smalljon Umber: "The bastard Jon Snow led an army of Wildlings past the Wall." (Special)
Ramsay Bolton: "Pledge your banners to House Bolton. Swear loyalty to me as Warden of the North and we will fight together to destroy the bastard and all his Wildling friends."
(Special)
Jon opens up Ramsay Bolton's letter, addressed: "To the traitor and bastard, Jon Snow."
(Special)
Ramsay Bolton's letter to Jon: "Winterfell is mine, bastard. Come and see."
(Special)
Ramsay Bolton's letter to Jon: "I want my bride back. Send her to me, bastard, and I will not trouble you or your Wildling lovers."
(Special)
"Ho-dor Hooodor [hodedor hodedor] hooodor hooodor hodor. hodor. Hodor. Hodor. Hodor. Hodor. Hodor."
(Special)
"Now that is a sorry attempt at a siege. Someone needs to teach those sad twats how to dig trenches."
(Special)
Bronn starts instructing the Frey forces on the proper siege preparations: "Have your lads start digging perimeter trenches. Set pickets every hundred yards. And work double-time on those siege towers and trebuchets."
(Special)
Podrick: "She's training me to fight."
Bronn: "Is she? Oh ... Then how come an old cunt like me can still sneak up and murder you?"
Podrick: "Well, that's a different sort of fighting."
Bronn: "Now, that's the truth, isn't it? You want to learn that sort of fighting? ... All right, let's start with your footwork..." (Special)
Bronn: "Is she? Oh ... Then how come an old cunt like me can still sneak up and murder you?"
Podrick: "Well, that's a different sort of fighting."
Bronn: "Now, that's the truth, isn't it? You want to learn that sort of fighting? ... All right, let's start with your footwork..." (Special)
Ramsay Bolton: "Come, bastard. You don't have the men, you don't have the horses, and you don't have Winterfell."
(Special)
Ramsay Bolton: "We'll find out soon enough. In the morning, then, bastard."
(Special)
Sansa Stark: "Rickon is Ned Stark's trueborn son, which makes him a greater threat to Ramsay than you, a bastard, or me, a girl."
(Special)
Petyr Baelish: "Who should the North rally behind? A trueborn daughter of Ned and Catelyn Stark born here at Winterfell? Or a motherless bastard born in the south?"
(Special)