Drogon's Baby Back Ribs

The Final LI League: GoT S8

Owner: nyan

1-0, 37 pts
Points Z-Score: -0.093 (percentile: 46.29%)
Weeks at #1: 0
Categories won:
Best Week: Episode 1: Winterfell (+37 points)
Team MVP: Bronn (picked #24, 17 points, 45.95% of team total)
Longest winstreak: W-1

Roster Stats

Character Drafted Total Kills Politics Insults Wine Sex Thrones Deaths Special Feels
#9 9 0 3 6 0 0 0 0 0 0
#24 17 0 3 3 5 5 1 0 0 0
#25 8 0 0 0 0 5 0 0 3 0
#8 3 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 3
#41 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
#57 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
#56 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
#73 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
#72 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
#40 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Totals 37 0 6 9 5 10 1 0 3 3

Roster

charId Character Special
19
* +1 point for awkward waves with his metal hand
* +1 point when he uses his metal hand in a combat situation
* +1 point when someone (excl. Cersei) references incest with Cersei or her childrens' bastardy directly to him
* 2x multiplier for sex acts involving incest (first cousin or closer)
81
* +1 point for scenes where he eats
* 2x multiplier for actions performed while confronted by fire
23
+1 point when he gives expert critique/advice on fighting strategy
32
* +1 point when he explains to someone he has Greyscale
* +1 point in each scene that Jorah serves as an encyclopedia for Essos culture.
* +1 point each time Daenerys convinces him to go on a mission / do something that doesn't involve being anywhere around her (friendzone)
377
27
+1 point for failed attempts at basic tasks.
95
73
+1 point every time he references the "God of Death".
264
168
Political Wins
Episode 1: Winterfell
24:47 (+3) Bronn:
Qyburn gifts Bronn the crossbow used by Tyrion to murder Tywin Lannister, as Bronn is sent on a mission to assassinate the Lannister brothers. (New Weapon)
Sandor receives a massive dragonglass battleaxe forged by Gendry, and thanks him with insults.
"You know who makes weapons for the Wildlings? Cripples and cocksuckers - which one are you?"
(New Weapon)
Insults Delivered / Funny Lines
Episode 1: Winterfell
24:47 (+3) Bronn:
as Qyburn gifts him the crossbow used by Tyrion to kill Tywin Lannister
Qyburn: "She (Cersei) has a keen sense of poetic justice."
Bronn: "That fucking family..."
(Funny Line)
Sandor thanks Gendry for his new battleaxe, forged from dragonglass.
"You know who makes weapons for the Wildlings? Cripples and cocksuckers - which one are you?"
(Witty Insult)
"You're a cold little bitch aren't you? I guess that's why you're still alive." (Witty Insult)
submitted by sweetsarah025 (approved!)
Glasses of Wine Consumed
Episode 1: Winterfell
23:51 (+5) Bronn:
Bronn drinks a glass after being interrupted by Qyburn. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Acts of Intercourse
Episode 1: Winterfell
22:58 (+5) Bronn:
Bronn gets started with one of the trio of whores in his chambers, but is interrupted by Qyburn before he can complete the triple-bird score. (Act of Intercourse)
Jorah gently caresses the Khaleesi's elbow as he points out where Samwell is in the library. (Act of Intercourse)
submitted by nyan (approved!)
A Game of Thrones
Episode 1: Winterfell
24:08 (+1) Bronn:
Bronn sits down to get dressed and put his boots on after Qyburn interrupts his session with Marei and the other whores. (Basic Seat)
Special
Episode 1: Winterfell
Jorah reunites with Sam and they talk about his former Greyscale condition.
Dany: "The man who saved Ser Jorah when no one else could."
Jorah: "They could. They just wouldn't."
(Special)
submitted by nickg (approved!)
The Feels
Episode 1: Winterfell
After riding anonymously for a fortnight to reach Winterfell, Jaime discovers Bran has been sitting in the courtyard waiting for his "old friend" the whole time. (I've made a huge mistake.)
submitted by hindsight44 (approved!)