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Rk Team Total Change Behind Kills Politics Insults Wine Sex Thrones Deaths Special Feels
1 1 51 3.5 - 6 (+1.5) 8 7 8 (+1.5) 4 4.5 3.5 (+1) 5.5 4.5
2 1 46.5 -2.5 4.5 7 3.5 2.5 7 8 4.5 8 1.5 4.5
3 3 45 8.5 6 3 (+3.5) 5.5 (+0.5) 5.5 2.5 7 4.5 (+3) 7 (+3) 5.5 4.5
4 1 42.5 -0.5 8.5 (+0.5) 8 (+0.5) 7 (+0.5) 5.5 (+1) 5 1.5 4.5 3.5 3 4.5
5 2 40 -4 11 3 2 8 (+2) 6 3 4.5 3.5 5.5 4.5
6 2 38.5 -4.5 12.5 3 5.5 1 2.5 6 4.5 3.5 8 4.5
7 - 31 -2.5 20 3 (+1.5) 3.5 2.5 2.5 1.5 4.5 3.5 5.5 4.5
8 - 29.5 2 21.5 3 1 4 (+1.5) 2.5 (+2.5) 5 4.5 3.5 (+0.5) 1.5 4.5
Rk Team Total Change Behind Kills Politics Insults Wine Sex Thrones Deaths Special Feels
1 - 144 +33 - (+8) 18 (+3) 9 6 (+10) 20 55 0 (+12) 33 3 0
2 1 111 +57 33 (+10) 12 (+15) 24 (+6) 18 (+10) 35 (+10) 10 0 0 (+6) 12 0
3 1 91 +39 53 0 (+12) 12 (+3) 12 5 (+5) 40 0 (+10) 10 (+9) 12 0
4 2 68 +29 76 (+12) 22 (+6) 15 (+3) 12 (+5) 10 0 0 0 (+3) 9 0
5 3 61 +3 83 0 12 (+3) 3 5 20 0 0 21 0
6 1 59 +16 85 0 6 (+6) 21 (+10) 15 5 0 0 12 0
7 1 35 +26 109 0 (+3) 3 9 (+5) 5 (+15) 15 0 0 (+3) 3 0
8 1 32 +9 112 0 (+9) 9 6 5 0 0 0 12 0
Totals 601 +212 52 90 87 100 145 0 43 84 0
Rk Team Total Change Behind Streak Roto Tiebreaker Points/Game
1 - 3 +1 - W-3 46.5 48
2 1 2.5 +1 0.5 W-2 51 37
4 2 2 - 1 L-1 42.5 22.67
3 2 2 +1 1 W-2 45 30.33
6 2 1 +1 2 W-1 29.5 11.67
5 1 1 - 2 L-2 40 19.67
7 1 0.5 - 2.5 L-2 38.5 20.33
8 1 0 - 3 L-3 31 10.67

Episode 3: What Is Dead May Never Die

There is no worth for friendzone in Dothraki (danthaman44)
Balon Greyjoy:
9 pts
9 39 You Know Everything Jon Snow (f9chen)
Lommy Greenhands:
10 pts
House Freeloaders (rajatnigam)
Cersei Lannister:
10 pts
16 33 Drogon's Baby Back Ribs (nyan)
Yoren:
23 pts
Theon's Sausage Company (coconnor723)
Polliver:
16 pts
29 57 http://youtu.be/1P0yfq2wDvU (sbaek)
Amory Lorch:
22 pts
NyanNyan Kawaii Desu Ne (Jason Cox)
Daisy:
15 pts
26 3 DURAN DA MAN #1 GOT TEAM EVAAA (senduran.i)
Loras Tyrell:
3 pts

Episode 4: Garden of Bones

NyanNyan Kawaii Desu Ne (Jason Cox)
Avg: 11.67 , Record: 1-2
There is no worth for friendzone in Dothraki (danthaman44)
Avg: 10.67 , Record: 0-3
Theon's Sausage Company (coconnor723)
Avg: 22.67 , Record: 2-1
Drogon's Baby Back Ribs (nyan)
Avg: 48 , Record: 3-0
http://youtu.be/1P0yfq2wDvU (sbaek)
Avg: 37 , Record: 2-0-1
You Know Everything Jon Snow (f9chen)
Avg: 30.33 , Record: 2-1
House Freeloaders (rajatnigam)
Avg: 19.67 , Record: 1-2
DURAN DA MAN #1 GOT TEAM EVAAA (senduran.i)
Avg: 20.33 , Record: 0-2-1

Scenario Analysis for Episode 4: Garden of Bones

Drogon's Baby Back Ribs (nyan) 3-0, 48 points/game, #1

Optimal Scenario with Win

Theon's Sausage Company vs. Drogon's Baby Back Ribs [Matchup]
Resulting Record: 4-0, rank #1

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

Theon's Sausage Company vs. Drogon's Baby Back Ribs [Matchup]
Drogon's Baby Back Ribs loses. (-1 rank)
http://youtu.be/1P0yfq2wDvU vs. You Know Everything Jon Snow [Matchup]
You Know Everything Jon Snow wins and you lose more than -1.5 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Resulting Record: 3-1, rank #3

Theon's Sausage Company (coconnor723) 2-1, 22.67 points/game, #4

Optimal Scenario with Win

Theon's Sausage Company vs. Drogon's Baby Back Ribs [Matchup]
Theon's Sausage Company wins. (+1 rank)
http://youtu.be/1P0yfq2wDvU vs. You Know Everything Jon Snow [Matchup]
http://youtu.be/1P0yfq2wDvU loses (+1 rank)
You Know Everything Jon Snow loses, or they win and you make up 2.5 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Resulting Record: 3-1, rank #2

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

NyanNyan Kawaii Desu Ne vs. There is no worth for friendzone in Dothraki [Matchup]
NyanNyan Kawaii Desu Ne wins and you lose more than -13 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Theon's Sausage Company vs. Drogon's Baby Back Ribs [Matchup]
http://youtu.be/1P0yfq2wDvU vs. You Know Everything Jon Snow [Matchup]
You Know Everything Jon Snow wins, or they lose and you don't make up 2.5 tiebreaker points on them. (maintain rank)
House Freeloaders vs. DURAN DA MAN #1 GOT TEAM EVAAA [Matchup]
House Freeloaders wins and you lose more than -2.5 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Resulting Record: 2-2, rank #6

DURAN DA MAN #1 GOT TEAM EVAAA (senduran.i) 0-2-1, 20.33 points/game, #7

Optimal Scenario with Win

NyanNyan Kawaii Desu Ne vs. There is no worth for friendzone in Dothraki [Matchup]
NyanNyan Kawaii Desu Ne loses (+1 rank)
House Freeloaders vs. DURAN DA MAN #1 GOT TEAM EVAAA [Matchup]
Resulting Record: 1-2-1, rank #5

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

NyanNyan Kawaii Desu Ne vs. There is no worth for friendzone in Dothraki [Matchup]
House Freeloaders vs. DURAN DA MAN #1 GOT TEAM EVAAA [Matchup]
Resulting Record: 0-3-1, rank #8

House Freeloaders (rajatnigam) 1-2, 19.67 points/game, #5

Optimal Scenario with Win

NyanNyan Kawaii Desu Ne vs. There is no worth for friendzone in Dothraki [Matchup]
NyanNyan Kawaii Desu Ne loses, or they win and you don't lose more than -10.5 tiebreaker points to them. (maintain rank)
Theon's Sausage Company vs. Drogon's Baby Back Ribs [Matchup]
Theon's Sausage Company loses and you make up 2.5 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
http://youtu.be/1P0yfq2wDvU vs. You Know Everything Jon Snow [Matchup]
You Know Everything Jon Snow loses and you make up 5 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
House Freeloaders vs. DURAN DA MAN #1 GOT TEAM EVAAA [Matchup]
Resulting Record: 2-2, rank #3

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

NyanNyan Kawaii Desu Ne vs. There is no worth for friendzone in Dothraki [Matchup]
NyanNyan Kawaii Desu Ne wins, or they lose and you lose more than -10.5 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
There is no worth for friendzone in Dothraki wins and you lose more than -9 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
House Freeloaders vs. DURAN DA MAN #1 GOT TEAM EVAAA [Matchup]
House Freeloaders loses. (-1 rank)
Resulting Record: 1-3, rank #7

You Know Everything Jon Snow (f9chen) 2-1, 30.33 points/game, #3

Optimal Scenario with Win

Theon's Sausage Company vs. Drogon's Baby Back Ribs [Matchup]
Theon's Sausage Company loses, or they win and you don't lose more than -2.5 tiebreaker points to them. (maintain rank)
Drogon's Baby Back Ribs loses and you make up 1.5 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
http://youtu.be/1P0yfq2wDvU vs. You Know Everything Jon Snow [Matchup]
Resulting Record: 3-1, rank #1

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

NyanNyan Kawaii Desu Ne vs. There is no worth for friendzone in Dothraki [Matchup]
NyanNyan Kawaii Desu Ne wins and you lose more than -15.5 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Theon's Sausage Company vs. Drogon's Baby Back Ribs [Matchup]
Theon's Sausage Company wins, or they lose and you lose more than -2.5 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
http://youtu.be/1P0yfq2wDvU vs. You Know Everything Jon Snow [Matchup]
House Freeloaders vs. DURAN DA MAN #1 GOT TEAM EVAAA [Matchup]
House Freeloaders wins and you lose more than -5 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Resulting Record: 2-2, rank #6

http://youtu.be/1P0yfq2wDvU (sbaek) 2-0-1, 37 points/game, #2

Optimal Scenario with Win

Theon's Sausage Company vs. Drogon's Baby Back Ribs [Matchup]
Drogon's Baby Back Ribs loses (+1 rank)
http://youtu.be/1P0yfq2wDvU vs. You Know Everything Jon Snow [Matchup]
Resulting Record: 3-0-1, rank #1

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

Theon's Sausage Company vs. Drogon's Baby Back Ribs [Matchup]
Theon's Sausage Company wins (-1 rank)
http://youtu.be/1P0yfq2wDvU vs. You Know Everything Jon Snow [Matchup]
http://youtu.be/1P0yfq2wDvU loses. (-1 rank)
Resulting Record: 2-1-1, rank #4

NyanNyan Kawaii Desu Ne (Jason Cox) 1-2, 11.67 points/game, #6

Optimal Scenario with Win

NyanNyan Kawaii Desu Ne vs. There is no worth for friendzone in Dothraki [Matchup]
Theon's Sausage Company vs. Drogon's Baby Back Ribs [Matchup]
Theon's Sausage Company loses and you make up 13 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
http://youtu.be/1P0yfq2wDvU vs. You Know Everything Jon Snow [Matchup]
You Know Everything Jon Snow loses and you make up 15.5 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
House Freeloaders vs. DURAN DA MAN #1 GOT TEAM EVAAA [Matchup]
House Freeloaders loses, or they win and you make up 10.5 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Resulting Record: 2-2, rank #3

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

NyanNyan Kawaii Desu Ne vs. There is no worth for friendzone in Dothraki [Matchup]
NyanNyan Kawaii Desu Ne loses. (-1 rank)
House Freeloaders vs. DURAN DA MAN #1 GOT TEAM EVAAA [Matchup]
House Freeloaders wins, or they lose and you don't make up 10.5 tiebreaker points on them. (maintain rank)
Resulting Record: 1-3, rank #8

Optimal Scenario with Win

NyanNyan Kawaii Desu Ne vs. There is no worth for friendzone in Dothraki [Matchup]
House Freeloaders vs. DURAN DA MAN #1 GOT TEAM EVAAA [Matchup]
House Freeloaders loses and you make up 9 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Resulting Record: 1-3, rank #6

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

NyanNyan Kawaii Desu Ne vs. There is no worth for friendzone in Dothraki [Matchup]
Resulting Record: 0-4, rank #8

Round 1

  1. http://youtu.be/1P0yfq2wDvU chose: Tyrion Lannister (#1)
  2. House Freeloaders chose: Cersei Lannister (#2)
  3. Drogon's Baby Back Ribs chose: Joffrey Baratheon (#3)
  4. There is no worth for friendzone in Dothraki chose: Daenerys Targaryen (#4)
  5. NyanNyan Kawaii Desu Ne chose: Robb Stark (#5)
  6. Theon's Sausage Company chose: Jon Snow (#6)
  7. You Know Everything Jon Snow chose: Theon Greyjoy (#7)
  8. DURAN DA MAN #1 GOT TEAM EVAAA chose: Stannis Baratheon (#8)

Round 2

  1. DURAN DA MAN #1 GOT TEAM EVAAA chose: Melisandre (#9)
  2. You Know Everything Jon Snow chose: Shae (#10)
  3. Theon's Sausage Company chose: Tywin Lannister (#11)
  4. NyanNyan Kawaii Desu Ne chose: Arya Stark (#12)
  5. There is no worth for friendzone in Dothraki chose: Jaime Lannister (#13)
  6. Drogon's Baby Back Ribs chose: Varys (#14)
  7. House Freeloaders chose: Ros (#15)
  8. http://youtu.be/1P0yfq2wDvU chose: Pyat Pree (Warlock) (#16)

Round 3

  1. http://youtu.be/1P0yfq2wDvU chose: Sandor Clegane (The Hound) (#17)
  2. House Freeloaders chose: Samwell Tarly (#18)
  3. Drogon's Baby Back Ribs chose: Bronn (#19)
  4. There is no worth for friendzone in Dothraki chose: Jorah Mormont (#20)
  5. NyanNyan Kawaii Desu Ne chose: Renly Baratheon (#21)
  6. Theon's Sausage Company chose: Brienne of Tarth (#22)
  7. You Know Everything Jon Snow chose: Petyr Baelish (Littlefinger) (#23)
  8. DURAN DA MAN #1 GOT TEAM EVAAA chose: Davos Seaworth (#24)

Round 4

  1. DURAN DA MAN #1 GOT TEAM EVAAA chose: Ygritte (#25)
  2. You Know Everything Jon Snow chose: Bran Stark (#26)
  3. Theon's Sausage Company chose: Sansa Stark (#27)
  4. NyanNyan Kawaii Desu Ne chose: Hodor (#28)
  5. There is no worth for friendzone in Dothraki chose: Xaro Xhoan Daxos (Qarth) (#29)
  6. Drogon's Baby Back Ribs chose: Jaqen H'ghar (#30)
  7. House Freeloaders chose: Yara Greyjoy (#31)
  8. http://youtu.be/1P0yfq2wDvU chose: Margaery Tyrell (#32)

Round 5

  1. http://youtu.be/1P0yfq2wDvU chose: Maester Aemon (#33)
  2. House Freeloaders chose: Alliser Thorne (#34)
  3. Drogon's Baby Back Ribs chose: Yoren (#35)
  4. There is no worth for friendzone in Dothraki chose: Qhorin Halfhand (#36)
  5. NyanNyan Kawaii Desu Ne chose: Jeor Mormont (#37)
  6. Theon's Sausage Company chose: Gendry (#38)
  7. You Know Everything Jon Snow chose: Gregor Clegane (The Mountain) (#39)
  8. DURAN DA MAN #1 GOT TEAM EVAAA chose: Osha (#40)

Round 6

  1. DURAN DA MAN #1 GOT TEAM EVAAA chose: Loras Tyrell (#41)
  2. You Know Everything Jon Snow chose: Catelyn Stark (#42)
  3. Theon's Sausage Company chose: Talisa Maegyr (#43)
  4. NyanNyan Kawaii Desu Ne chose: Grenn (#44)
  5. There is no worth for friendzone in Dothraki chose: Balon Greyjoy (#45)
  6. Drogon's Baby Back Ribs chose: Dagmer Cleftjaw (#46)
  7. House Freeloaders chose: Craster (#47)
  8. http://youtu.be/1P0yfq2wDvU chose: Podrick Payne (#48)

Round 7

  1. http://youtu.be/1P0yfq2wDvU chose: Dontos Hollard (#49)
  2. House Freeloaders chose: Gilly (#50)
  3. Drogon's Baby Back Ribs chose: Spice King of Qarth (#51)
  4. There is no worth for friendzone in Dothraki chose: Doreah (#52)
  5. NyanNyan Kawaii Desu Ne chose: Pyp (#53)
  6. Theon's Sausage Company chose: Hot Pie (#54)
  7. You Know Everything Jon Snow chose: Grand Maester Pycelle (#55)
  8. DURAN DA MAN #1 GOT TEAM EVAAA chose: Rodrik Cassel (#56)

Round 8

  1. DURAN DA MAN #1 GOT TEAM EVAAA chose: Matthos Seaworth (#57)
  2. You Know Everything Jon Snow chose: Lancel Lannister (#58)
  3. Theon's Sausage Company chose: The Tickler (#59)
  4. NyanNyan Kawaii Desu Ne chose: Eddison Tollett (#60)
  5. There is no worth for friendzone in Dothraki chose: Maester Luwin (#61)
  6. Drogon's Baby Back Ribs chose: Maester Cressen (#62)
  7. House Freeloaders chose: The Lord of Bones (Rattleshirt) (#63)
  8. http://youtu.be/1P0yfq2wDvU chose: Amory Lorch (#64)

Round 9

  1. http://youtu.be/1P0yfq2wDvU chose: Roose Bolton (#65)
  2. House Freeloaders chose: Lysa Tully (#66)
  3. Drogon's Baby Back Ribs chose: Daughter of the Myraham's Captain (#67)
  4. There is no worth for friendzone in Dothraki chose: Robin Arryn (#68)
  5. NyanNyan Kawaii Desu Ne chose: Shagga (#69)
  6. Theon's Sausage Company chose: Benjen Stark (#70)
  7. You Know Everything Jon Snow chose: Irri (#71)
  8. DURAN DA MAN #1 GOT TEAM EVAAA chose: Alton Lannister (#72)

Round 10

  1. DURAN DA MAN #1 GOT TEAM EVAAA chose: Rickon Stark (#73)
  2. You Know Everything Jon Snow chose: Lorren (#74)
  3. Theon's Sausage Company chose: Janos Slynt (#75)
  4. NyanNyan Kawaii Desu Ne chose: Daisy (#76)
  5. There is no worth for friendzone in Dothraki chose: Kovarro (#77)
  6. Drogon's Baby Back Ribs chose: Rakharo (#78)
  7. House Freeloaders chose: Barristan Selmy (#79)
  8. http://youtu.be/1P0yfq2wDvU chose: Meryn Trant (#80)

Round 11

  1. http://youtu.be/1P0yfq2wDvU chose: Myrcella Baratheon (#81)
  2. House Freeloaders chose: Salladhor Saan (#82)
  3. Drogon's Baby Back Ribs chose: Armeca (#83)
  4. There is no worth for friendzone in Dothraki chose: Walder Frey (#84)
  5. NyanNyan Kawaii Desu Ne chose: Rast (#85)
  6. Theon's Sausage Company chose: Polliver (#86)
  7. You Know Everything Jon Snow chose: Lommy Greenhands (#87)
  8. DURAN DA MAN #1 GOT TEAM EVAAA chose: Ser Mandon Moore (#88)

Round 12

  1. DURAN DA MAN #1 GOT TEAM EVAAA chose: Drennan (#89)
  2. You Know Everything Jon Snow chose: High Septon of the Faith (S2) (#90)
  3. Theon's Sausage Company chose: Hallyne (Pyromancer) (#91)
  4. NyanNyan Kawaii Desu Ne chose: Beric Dondarrion (#92)
  5. There is no worth for friendzone in Dothraki chose: Greatjon Umber (#93)
  6. Drogon's Baby Back Ribs chose: Selyse Baratheon (#94)
  7. House Freeloaders chose: Ilyn Payne (#95)
  8. http://youtu.be/1P0yfq2wDvU chose: White Walker (Hobo) (#96)

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Episode 3: What Is Dead May Never Die

Kills
49:31 (+8) Yoren:
Yoren cuts down 4 of Ser Amor Lorch's men in defense of the Night's Watch recruits. "I always hated crossbows. Take too long to load!" (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Ser Amory Lorch stabs Yoren through the spine in the attack on the Night's Watch recruits. (Kill of Named Character)
50:26 (+2) Gendry:
Gendry takes an axe to a Lannister soldier before being subdued. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
51:47 (+10) Polliver:
Polliver stabs Lommy through the neck with Needle. (Kill of Named Character)
Political Wins
Brienne is accepted into Renly's Kingsguard. "Your Grace, I ask the honor of a place in your Kingsguard. I will be one of your seven, pledge my life to yours, and keep you safe from all harm." (Politics - uncategorized)
Renly gains a follower in Brienne, who he accepts into his Kingsguard. "Your Grace, I ask the honor of a place in your Kingsguard. I will be one of your seven, pledge my life to yours, and keep you safe from all harm." (Politics - uncategorized)
"They are the knights of Summer, and Winter is coming." (Politics - uncategorized)
Balon Greyjoy: "What are our words? Our words."
Theon: "We do not sow."
(Politics - uncategorized)
Balon Greyjoy: "What are our words? Our words."
Theon: "We do not sow."
Balon: "We do not sow."
(Politics - uncategorized)
23:58 (+3) Shae:
Shae takes on a new position as Sansa Stark's handmaiden. (Politics - uncategorized)
Theon betrays Robb Stark and joins Team Greyjoy. He burns his letter warning Robb of the Greyjoy attack plans. (Politics - uncategorized)
Balon convinces Theon to abandon Robb. Theon decides to burn his letter warning Robb of the Greyjoy attack plans. (Politics - uncategorized)
Theon decides to follow his father's lead and join the Ironborn in attacking the north. He burns his letter warning Robb of the Greyjoy attack plans. (Politics - uncategorized)
Tyrion orders Grand Maester Pycelle to be thrown into the dungeons of King's Landing. (Politics - uncategorized)
42:38 (+3) Varys:
Varys' monologue - a philosophical question posed to Tyrion:
Varys: "Three great men sit in a room. A king, a priest and a rich man. Between them stands a common sellsword. Each great man bids the sellsword kill the other two. Who lives, who dies?"
Tyrion: "Depends on the sellsword."
Varys: "Does it? He has neither crown nor gold nor favor with the Gods."
Tyrion: "He has a sword, the power of life and death."
Varys: "But if it's swordsmen who rule, why do we pretend Kings hold all the power? When Ned Stark lost his head, who was truly responsible? Joffrey? The executioner? Or something else?"
Tyrion: "I've decided I don't like riddles."
Varys: "Power resides where men believe it resides. It's a trick, a shadow on the wall. And a very small man can cast a very large shadow."
(Politics - uncategorized)
50:54 (+3) Polliver:
Polliver steals Needle from Arya after knocking her down. "That's a fine little blade. Maybe I'll pick my teeth with it." (Politics - uncategorized)
After killing Yoren, Amory Lorch takes Arya, Gendry, and Hot Pie as prisoners. "Round up any survivors. We'll take them back to Harrenhal." (Politics - uncategorized)
Ser Amory Lorch and his men defeat Yoren and his fresh Night's Watch recruits in battle. (Politics - uncategorized)
Insults Delivered / Funny Lines
"If Robb Stark wants a pact with us, he should come himself, not hide behind his mother's skirts." (Witty Insult)
to Loras: "My son is fighting a war. Not playing at one." (Witty Insult)
Theon; "A ship? You give her 30 and I get one?"
Yara: "The Sea Bitch. We thought she'd be perfect for you."
(Witty Insult)
Theon: "I'm to fight fishermen?"
Yara: "Be careful of their nets."
(Witty Insult)
after her failed attempt to consummate her marriage with Renly:
Margaery: "Do you want my brother (Loras Tyrell, Renly's lover) to come in and help?"
Renly: "What?"
Margaery: "He could get you started. I know he wouldn't mind. Or I can turn over and you can pretend I'm him."
(Funny Line)
to Grand Maester Pycelle: "Cut off his manhood and feed it to the goats." (Threat)
50:57 (+3) Polliver:
after stealing Needle from Arya: "That's a fine little blade. Maybe I'll pick my teeth with it." (Witty Insult)
Glasses of Wine Consumed
Cersei drinks during dinner with Sansa, Myrcella, and Tommen. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Sansa drinks after Tommen's awkward question about Joffrey killing her brother. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Tyrion drinks while convincing Petyr Baelish to broker an agreement to marry off Myrcella Baratheon to Robin Arryn, the heir to the Vale. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Renly drinks an enormous cup of wine before his encounter with Margaery Tyrell. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
42:03 (+5) Varys:
drinks wine while chatting with Tyrion. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
drinks wine while chatting with Varys. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
44:25 (+5) Yoren:
Yoren drinks while talking with Arya at the Night's Watch camp. "You don't drink it for the flavor, to be honest." (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Acts of Intercourse
Margaery undresses in an attempt to seduce Renly Baratheon. (Non-sexual Nude Scene)
Grand Maester Pycelle snuggles with the whore Daisy post-coitus, before they are interrupted by Bronn and Tyrion. (Act of Intercourse)
39:43 (+15) Daisy:
Daisy snuggles with Grand Maester Pycelle post-coitus, before they are interrupted by Bronn and Tyrion. (Act of Intercourse)
Special
7:32 (+3) Hodor:
"Hodor." (Special)
Bran wargs into Summer during a dream. "Every night it's the same. I'm walking and running, but ... I'm not me. I'm running through the Godswood, sniffing the dirt, tasting blood in my mouth when I've made a fresh kill. Howling." (Special)
21:10 (+3) Shae:
Shae doesn't understand the meaning of incognito.
Shae: "A kitchen wench? ... cleaning pots? Is that how my lion wants to see me?"
Tyrion: "Your lion wants to see you alive. We've come to a dangerous place. My sister wants to hurt me. She'll look for any weakness she can find ..."
Shae: "I'm the weakness?"
Tyrion: "It's a compliment, my lady."
Shae: "How is being a weakness a compliment?"
Tyrion: "Language can be a bit tricky here."
Shae: "Oh, I'm too stupid to understand. The stupid foreign girl."
... ?_?
(Special)
Loras: "Jealous? Of 'Brienne the Beauty'? Don't make me laugh." (Special)
Pycelle stumbles 6 steps after being thrown from the bed by Bronn. (Special)
Tyrion pays the frightened Daisy after he interrupts her session with Maester Pycelle to arrest him. (Special)
Tyrion adds a second coin to Daisy's payment after watching Maester Pycelle dragged off. (Special)