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Rk Team Total Change Behind Kills Politics Insults Wine Sex Thrones Deaths Special Feels
4 3 34 +34 55 (+10) 10 (+12) 12 (+6) 6 0 0 0 0 (+6) 6 0
6 5 29 +29 60 0 (+3) 3 (+6) 6 0 0 (+1) 1 0 (+9) 9 (+10) 10
3 2 40 +40 49 (+1) 1 (+9) 9 (+3) 3 (+5) 5 (+5) 5 (+6) 6 0 (+3) 3 (+8) 8
8 7 11 +11 78 0 0 0 0 (+5) 5 0 0 (+3) 3 (+3) 3
2 1 50 +50 39 0 (+6) 6 (+9) 9 (+5) 5 (+5) 5 (+6) 6 0 (+9) 9 (+10) 10
1 - 89 +89 - 0 (+12) 12 (+15) 15 (+5) 5 (+10) 10 (+3) 3 0 (+21) 21 (+23) 23
5 4 31 +31 58 (+4) 4 (+6) 6 (+12) 12 0 0 (+1) 1 0 0 (+8) 8
7 6 14 +14 75 0 0 (+6) 6 0 0 (+2) 2 0 (+3) 3 (+3) 3
Totals 298 +298 15 48 57 15 25 19 0 54 65
Rk Team Total Change Behind Streak Points Points/Game
5 4 0 - 1 L-1 34 34
6 5 0 - 1 L-1 29 29
3 2 1 +1 - W-1 40 40
8 7 0 - 1 L-1 11 11
2 1 1 +1 - W-1 50 50
1 - 1 +1 - W-1 89 89
4 3 1 +1 - W-1 31 31
7 6 0 - 1 L-1 14 14

Episode 1: Winterfell

Dragonstone Bastard (autouser)
Sansa Stark:
8 pts
14 89 Wildkings And dussoldorf (noelsaullo101)
Euron Greyjoy:
33 pts
Arya Gonna Lose To Me? We'll Cersei. (arcticsounds24)
Cersei Lannister:
28 pts
40 11 A man das what she pleases (amandamareemorris)
Jorah Mormont:
8 pts
Khal My Drogo (Megan Lehman)
Daenerys Targaryen:
15 pts
29 31 Collin (musykmakr)
Theon Greyjoy:
15 pts
I eat and I know things (saullodanielle)
Beric Dondarrion:
13 pts
34 50 Taranaerys Taragaryen (tara.m.johansen)
Bran Stark:
17 pts

Episode 2

Collin (musykmakr)
Avg: 31 , Streak: W-1
Wildkings And dussoldorf (noelsaullo101)
Avg: 89 , Streak: W-1
Khal My Drogo (Megan Lehman)
Avg: 29 , Streak: L-1
I eat and I know things (saullodanielle)
Avg: 34 , Streak: L-1
Arya Gonna Lose To Me? We'll Cersei. (arcticsounds24)
Avg: 40 , Streak: W-1
Taranaerys Taragaryen (tara.m.johansen)
Avg: 50 , Streak: W-1
Dragonstone Bastard (autouser)
Avg: 14 , Streak: L-1
A man das what she pleases (amandamareemorris)
Avg: 11 , Streak: L-1

Scenario Analysis for Episode 2

I eat and I know things (saullodanielle) 0-1, 34 points/game, #5

Optimal Scenario with Win

Collin vs. Wildkings And dussoldorf [Matchup]
Collin loses and you don't lose more than -3 points to them in the points standings. (+1 rank)
Wildkings And dussoldorf loses and you make up 55 points on them in the points standings. (+1 rank)
Khal My Drogo vs. I eat and I know things [Matchup]
I eat and I know things wins. (maintain rank)
Arya Gonna Lose To Me? We'll Cersei. vs. Taranaerys Taragaryen [Matchup]
Arya Gonna Lose To Me? We'll Cersei. loses and you make up 6 points on them in the points standings. (+1 rank)
Taranaerys Taragaryen loses and you make up 16 points on them in the points standings. (+1 rank)
Dragonstone Bastard vs. A man das what she pleases [Matchup]
Dragonstone Bastard loses, or they win and you don't lose more than -20 points to them in the points standings. (maintain rank)
A man das what she pleases loses, or they win and you don't lose more than -23 points to them in the points standings. (maintain rank)
Resulting Record: 1-1, rank #3

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

Khal My Drogo vs. I eat and I know things [Matchup]
I eat and I know things loses. (-1 rank)
Dragonstone Bastard vs. A man das what she pleases [Matchup]
Dragonstone Bastard wins, or they lose and you lose more than -20 points to them in the points standings. (-1 rank)
A man das what she pleases wins, or they lose and you lose more than -23 points to them in the points standings. (-1 rank)
Resulting Record: 0-2, rank #7

Khal My Drogo (Megan Lehman) 0-1, 29 points/game, #6

Optimal Scenario with Win

Collin vs. Wildkings And dussoldorf [Matchup]
Collin loses and you make up 2 points on them in the points standings. (+1 rank)
Wildkings And dussoldorf loses and you make up 60 points on them in the points standings. (+1 rank)
Khal My Drogo vs. I eat and I know things [Matchup]
Khal My Drogo wins. (+1 rank)
Arya Gonna Lose To Me? We'll Cersei. vs. Taranaerys Taragaryen [Matchup]
Arya Gonna Lose To Me? We'll Cersei. loses and you make up 11 points on them in the points standings. (+1 rank)
Taranaerys Taragaryen loses and you make up 21 points on them in the points standings. (+1 rank)
Dragonstone Bastard vs. A man das what she pleases [Matchup]
Dragonstone Bastard loses, or they win and you don't lose more than -15 points to them in the points standings. (maintain rank)
A man das what she pleases loses, or they win and you don't lose more than -18 points to them in the points standings. (maintain rank)
Resulting Record: 1-1, rank #3

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

Khal My Drogo vs. I eat and I know things [Matchup]
Khal My Drogo loses. (maintain rank)
Dragonstone Bastard vs. A man das what she pleases [Matchup]
Dragonstone Bastard wins, or they lose and you lose more than -15 points to them in the points standings. (-1 rank)
A man das what she pleases wins, or they lose and you lose more than -18 points to them in the points standings. (-1 rank)
Resulting Record: 0-2, rank #7

Optimal Scenario with Win

Collin vs. Wildkings And dussoldorf [Matchup]
Collin loses, or they win and you don't lose more than -9 points to them in the points standings. (maintain rank)
Wildkings And dussoldorf loses, or they win and you make up 49 points on them in the points standings. (+1 rank)
Arya Gonna Lose To Me? We'll Cersei. vs. Taranaerys Taragaryen [Matchup]
Resulting Record: 2-0, rank #1

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

Collin vs. Wildkings And dussoldorf [Matchup]
Collin wins, or they lose and you lose more than -9 points to them in the points standings. (-1 rank)
Wildkings And dussoldorf wins, or they lose and you don't make up 49 points on them in the points standings. (maintain rank)
Khal My Drogo vs. I eat and I know things [Matchup]
Khal My Drogo wins and you lose more than -11 points to them in the points standings. (-1 rank)
I eat and I know things wins and you lose more than -6 points to them in the points standings. (-1 rank)
Arya Gonna Lose To Me? We'll Cersei. vs. Taranaerys Taragaryen [Matchup]
Arya Gonna Lose To Me? We'll Cersei. loses. (maintain rank)
Dragonstone Bastard vs. A man das what she pleases [Matchup]
Dragonstone Bastard wins and you lose more than -26 points to them in the points standings. (-1 rank)
A man das what she pleases wins and you lose more than -29 points to them in the points standings. (-1 rank)
Resulting Record: 1-1, rank #6

A man das what she pleases (amandamareemorris) 0-1, 11 points/game, #8

Optimal Scenario with Win

Collin vs. Wildkings And dussoldorf [Matchup]
Collin loses and you make up 20 points on them in the points standings. (+1 rank)
Wildkings And dussoldorf loses and you make up 78 points on them in the points standings. (+1 rank)
Khal My Drogo vs. I eat and I know things [Matchup]
Khal My Drogo loses, or they win and you make up 18 points on them in the points standings. (+1 rank)
I eat and I know things loses, or they win and you make up 23 points on them in the points standings. (+1 rank)
Arya Gonna Lose To Me? We'll Cersei. vs. Taranaerys Taragaryen [Matchup]
Arya Gonna Lose To Me? We'll Cersei. loses and you make up 29 points on them in the points standings. (+1 rank)
Taranaerys Taragaryen loses and you make up 39 points on them in the points standings. (+1 rank)
Dragonstone Bastard vs. A man das what she pleases [Matchup]
A man das what she pleases wins. (+1 rank)
Resulting Record: 1-1, rank #4

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

Khal My Drogo vs. I eat and I know things [Matchup]
Khal My Drogo wins, or they lose and you don't make up 18 points on them in the points standings. (maintain rank)
I eat and I know things wins, or they lose and you don't make up 23 points on them in the points standings. (maintain rank)
Dragonstone Bastard vs. A man das what she pleases [Matchup]
A man das what she pleases loses. (maintain rank)
Resulting Record: 0-2, rank #8

Taranaerys Taragaryen (tara.m.johansen) 1-0, 50 points/game, #2

Optimal Scenario with Win

Collin vs. Wildkings And dussoldorf [Matchup]
Collin loses, or they win and you don't lose more than -19 points to them in the points standings. (maintain rank)
Wildkings And dussoldorf loses, or they win and you make up 39 points on them in the points standings. (+1 rank)
Arya Gonna Lose To Me? We'll Cersei. vs. Taranaerys Taragaryen [Matchup]
Taranaerys Taragaryen wins. (maintain rank)
Resulting Record: 2-0, rank #1

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

Collin vs. Wildkings And dussoldorf [Matchup]
Collin wins, or they lose and you lose more than -19 points to them in the points standings. (-1 rank)
Wildkings And dussoldorf wins, or they lose and you don't make up 39 points on them in the points standings. (maintain rank)
Khal My Drogo vs. I eat and I know things [Matchup]
Khal My Drogo wins and you lose more than -21 points to them in the points standings. (-1 rank)
I eat and I know things wins and you lose more than -16 points to them in the points standings. (-1 rank)
Arya Gonna Lose To Me? We'll Cersei. vs. Taranaerys Taragaryen [Matchup]
Taranaerys Taragaryen loses. (-1 rank)
Dragonstone Bastard vs. A man das what she pleases [Matchup]
Dragonstone Bastard wins and you lose more than -36 points to them in the points standings. (-1 rank)
A man das what she pleases wins and you lose more than -39 points to them in the points standings. (-1 rank)
Resulting Record: 1-1, rank #6

Wildkings And dussoldorf (noelsaullo101) 1-0, 89 points/game, #1

Optimal Scenario with Win

Collin vs. Wildkings And dussoldorf [Matchup]
Wildkings And dussoldorf wins. (maintain rank)
Arya Gonna Lose To Me? We'll Cersei. vs. Taranaerys Taragaryen [Matchup]
Arya Gonna Lose To Me? We'll Cersei. loses, or they win and you don't lose more than -49 points to them in the points standings. (maintain rank)
Taranaerys Taragaryen loses, or they win and you don't lose more than -39 points to them in the points standings. (maintain rank)
Resulting Record: 2-0, rank #1

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

Collin vs. Wildkings And dussoldorf [Matchup]
Wildkings And dussoldorf loses. (-1 rank)
Khal My Drogo vs. I eat and I know things [Matchup]
Khal My Drogo wins and you lose more than -60 points to them in the points standings. (-1 rank)
I eat and I know things wins and you lose more than -55 points to them in the points standings. (-1 rank)
Arya Gonna Lose To Me? We'll Cersei. vs. Taranaerys Taragaryen [Matchup]
Arya Gonna Lose To Me? We'll Cersei. wins, or they lose and you lose more than -49 points to them in the points standings. (-1 rank)
Taranaerys Taragaryen wins, or they lose and you lose more than -39 points to them in the points standings. (-1 rank)
Dragonstone Bastard vs. A man das what she pleases [Matchup]
Dragonstone Bastard wins and you lose more than -75 points to them in the points standings. (-1 rank)
A man das what she pleases wins and you lose more than -78 points to them in the points standings. (-1 rank)
Resulting Record: 1-1, rank #5

Collin (musykmakr) 1-0, 31 points/game, #4

Optimal Scenario with Win

Collin vs. Wildkings And dussoldorf [Matchup]
Collin wins. (+1 rank)
Arya Gonna Lose To Me? We'll Cersei. vs. Taranaerys Taragaryen [Matchup]
Arya Gonna Lose To Me? We'll Cersei. loses, or they win and you make up 9 points on them in the points standings. (+1 rank)
Taranaerys Taragaryen loses, or they win and you make up 19 points on them in the points standings. (+1 rank)
Resulting Record: 2-0, rank #2

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

Collin vs. Wildkings And dussoldorf [Matchup]
Collin loses. (maintain rank)
Khal My Drogo vs. I eat and I know things [Matchup]
Khal My Drogo wins and you lose more than -2 points to them in the points standings. (-1 rank)
I eat and I know things wins and you don't make up 3 points on them in the points standings. (-1 rank)
Arya Gonna Lose To Me? We'll Cersei. vs. Taranaerys Taragaryen [Matchup]
Arya Gonna Lose To Me? We'll Cersei. wins, or they lose and you don't make up 9 points on them in the points standings. (maintain rank)
Taranaerys Taragaryen wins, or they lose and you don't make up 19 points on them in the points standings. (maintain rank)
Dragonstone Bastard vs. A man das what she pleases [Matchup]
Dragonstone Bastard wins and you lose more than -17 points to them in the points standings. (-1 rank)
A man das what she pleases wins and you lose more than -20 points to them in the points standings. (-1 rank)
Resulting Record: 1-1, rank #6

Dragonstone Bastard (autouser) 0-1, 14 points/game, #7

Optimal Scenario with Win

Collin vs. Wildkings And dussoldorf [Matchup]
Collin loses and you make up 17 points on them in the points standings. (+1 rank)
Wildkings And dussoldorf loses and you make up 75 points on them in the points standings. (+1 rank)
Khal My Drogo vs. I eat and I know things [Matchup]
Khal My Drogo loses, or they win and you make up 15 points on them in the points standings. (+1 rank)
I eat and I know things loses, or they win and you make up 20 points on them in the points standings. (+1 rank)
Arya Gonna Lose To Me? We'll Cersei. vs. Taranaerys Taragaryen [Matchup]
Arya Gonna Lose To Me? We'll Cersei. loses and you make up 26 points on them in the points standings. (+1 rank)
Taranaerys Taragaryen loses and you make up 36 points on them in the points standings. (+1 rank)
Dragonstone Bastard vs. A man das what she pleases [Matchup]
Dragonstone Bastard wins. (maintain rank)
Resulting Record: 1-1, rank #4

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

Khal My Drogo vs. I eat and I know things [Matchup]
Khal My Drogo wins, or they lose and you don't make up 15 points on them in the points standings. (maintain rank)
I eat and I know things wins, or they lose and you don't make up 20 points on them in the points standings. (maintain rank)
Dragonstone Bastard vs. A man das what she pleases [Matchup]
Dragonstone Bastard loses. (-1 rank)
Resulting Record: 0-2, rank #8

Round 1

  1. Wildkings And dussoldorf chose: Jon Snow (#1)
  2. I eat and I know things chose: White Walker (Night King) (#2)
  3. A man das what she pleases chose: Jaime Lannister (#3)
  4. Collin chose: Tyrion Lannister (#4)
  5. Khal My Drogo chose: Daenerys Targaryen (#5)
  6. Arya Gonna Lose To Me? We'll Cersei. chose: Cersei Lannister (#6)
  7. Taranaerys Taragaryen chose: Arya Stark (#7)
  8. Dragonstone Bastard chose: Drogon (#8)

Round 2

  1. Dragonstone Bastard chose: Sansa Stark (#9)
  2. Taranaerys Taragaryen chose: Bran Stark (#10)
  3. Arya Gonna Lose To Me? We'll Cersei. chose: Viserion (#11)
  4. Khal My Drogo chose: Gendry (#12)
  5. Collin chose: Tormund Giantsbane (#13)
  6. A man das what she pleases chose: Brienne of Tarth (#14)
  7. I eat and I know things chose: Sandor Clegane (The Hound) (#15)
  8. Wildkings And dussoldorf chose: Euron Greyjoy (#16)

Round 3

  1. Wildkings And dussoldorf chose: Samwell Tarly (#17)
  2. I eat and I know things chose: Grey Worm (#18)
  3. A man das what she pleases chose: Jorah Mormont (#19)
  4. Collin chose: Gregor Clegane (The Mountain) (#20)
  5. Khal My Drogo chose: Rhaegal (#21)
  6. Arya Gonna Lose To Me? We'll Cersei. chose: Wight Army (Extras) (#22)
  7. Taranaerys Taragaryen chose: Bronn (#23)
  8. Dragonstone Bastard chose: Davos Seaworth (#24)

Round 4

  1. Dragonstone Bastard chose: Qyburn (#25)
  2. Taranaerys Taragaryen chose: Melisandre (#26)
  3. Arya Gonna Lose To Me? We'll Cersei. chose: Yara Greyjoy (#27)
  4. Khal My Drogo chose: Gilly (#28)
  5. Collin chose: Theon Greyjoy (#29)
  6. A man das what she pleases chose: Wight Giants (extras) (#30)
  7. I eat and I know things chose: Beric Dondarrion (#31)
  8. Wildkings And dussoldorf chose: Varys (#32)

Round 5

  1. Wildkings And dussoldorf chose: Lyanna Mormont (#33)
  2. I eat and I know things chose: Harry Strickland (actor: Marc Rissmann) (#34)
  3. A man das what she pleases chose: Daario Naharis (#35)
  4. Collin chose: Podrick Payne (#36)
  5. Khal My Drogo chose: Missandei (#37)
  6. Arya Gonna Lose To Me? We'll Cersei. chose: Eddison Tollett (#38)
  7. Taranaerys Taragaryen chose: Full-bearded White Walker (#39)
  8. Dragonstone Bastard chose: Meera Reed (#40)

Round 6

  1. Dragonstone Bastard chose: Robin Arryn (#41)
  2. Taranaerys Taragaryen chose: Greasy-haired White Walker (#42)
  3. Arya Gonna Lose To Me? We'll Cersei. chose: Jaqen H'ghar (#43)
  4. Khal My Drogo chose: Hot Pie (#44)
  5. Collin chose: Archmaester Ebrose (#45)
  6. A man das what she pleases chose: Edmure Tully (#46)
  7. I eat and I know things chose: High Priestess Kinvara (#47)
  8. Wildkings And dussoldorf chose: Qhono (#48)

Round 7

  1. Wildkings And dussoldorf chose: Olyvar (#49)
  2. I eat and I know things chose: Rhaegar Targaryen (#50)
  3. A man das what she pleases chose: Top-Knot White Walker (#51)
  4. Collin chose: Bald Round-bearded White Walker (#52)
  5. Khal My Drogo chose: Ellaria Sand (#53)
  6. Arya Gonna Lose To Me? We'll Cersei. chose: Tycho Nestoris (#54)
  7. Taranaerys Taragaryen chose: Denys Mallister (#55)
  8. Dragonstone Bastard chose: Maester Wolkan (#56)

Round 8

  1. Dragonstone Bastard chose: Aeron Greyjoy (#57)
  2. Taranaerys Taragaryen chose: Sam (Gilly's Baby) (#58)
  3. Arya Gonna Lose To Me? We'll Cersei. chose: Melessa Tarly (#59)
  4. Khal My Drogo chose: Hodor (#60)
  5. Collin chose: Talla Tarly (#61)
  6. A man das what she pleases chose: Frances (Qyburn's dwarf underling) (#62)
  7. I eat and I know things chose: Alys Karstark (#63)
  8. Wildkings And dussoldorf chose: Anguy (#64)

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Episode 1: Winterfell

Kills
Theon kills a member of Euron's crew as he leads a squad of Ironborn on a rescue mission to save his sister Yara Greyjoy. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
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Theon throws an axe into the skull of the Ironborn soldier guarding Yara Greyjoy. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
As thanks for her rescue, Yara headbutts Theon, bloodying his nose. (Minor Injury of Named Character)
As the wight version of Ned Umber reawakens on the wall of the keep, Beric stabs the wight with his burning sword, lighting the body on fire and disposing of the wight for good. (Kill of Named Character)
Political Wins
Cersei gains the sellsword services of the Golden Company.
Cersei: "In any event, you are most welcome here in King's Landing, Captain Strickland."
Harry Stickland: "We look forward to fighting on your behalf, Your Grace."
(Acquire a New Castle/City/Army/Loot)
Along with the Golden Company, Cersei gains their Captain Harry Strickland as a follower. (New Follower/Prisoner)
Euron returns to King's Landing, have secured the services of the Golden Company for Cersei Lannister and the Crown. (Deals Brokered)
Tormund and the Night's Watch discovers the grisly scene at the Last Hearth, where the White Walkers have massacred the inhabits. (Victorious Battle)
Tormund and the Night's Watch discovers the grisly scene at the Last Hearth, where the White Walkers have massacred the inhabits. (Acquire a New Castle/City/Army/Loot)
Euron finds a way to charm himself into Cersei's cold graces.
Cersei: "You want a whore, buy one. You want a queen earn her."
Euron: "How? I've given her justice, an army and the Iron Fleet, yet she gives me no sign of affection. My heart is nearly broken."
(Convincing Argument)
24:47 (+3) Bronn:
Qyburn gifts Bronn the crossbow used by Tyrion to murder Tywin Lannister, as Bronn is sent on a mission to assassinate the Lannister brothers. (New Weapon)
After sneaking aboard Euron's ship, Theon frees his sister Yara. (New Follower/Prisoner)
Yara: "You want to go to Wintefell. To fight for the Starks. Go. What is dead may never die." (House Words)
Yara: "You want to go to Wintefell. To fight for the Starks. Go. What is dead may never die."
Theon: "What is dead may never die."
(House Words)
33:29 (+3) Jon Snow:
Rhaegal accepts Jon as a dragonrider as they take flight for the first time.
Jon: "I don't know how to ride a dragon."
Daenerys: "Nobody does. Until they ride a dragon."
(New Follower/Prisoner)
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33:29 (+3) Rhaegal:
Rhaegal accepts Jon as a dragonrider as they take flight for the first time.
Jon: "I don't know how to ride a dragon."
Daenerys: "Nobody does. Until they ride a dragon."
(New Follower/Prisoner)
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Sandor receives a massive dragonglass battleaxe forged by Gendry, and thanks him with insults.
"You know who makes weapons for the Wildlings? Cripples and cocksuckers - which one are you?"
(New Weapon)
46:46 (+3) Jon Snow:
Jon finds out his true lineage as the trueborn son of Rhaegaer Targaryen and Lyanna Stark, and potentially the rightful King of the Seven Kingdoms.
Sam: "I had a High Septon's diary. Bran had... whatever Bran has. ... Your mother was Lyanna Stark. And your father - your real father - was Rhaegar Targaryen. You've never been a bastard. You're Aegon Targaryen, true heir to the Iron Throne."
(Secret Discovery)
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The Night King has Ned Umber reanimated as a wight in the ruins of the Last Hearth. (New Follower/Prisoner)
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Despite his attempts to travel anonymously, Bran is there to greet Jaime Lannister as he arrives in Winterfell - the "old friend" Bran has been waiting for. (Secret Discovery)
Insults Delivered / Funny Lines
to Varys as they arrive in a frigid Winterfell: "You should consider yourself lucky. At least your balls won't freeze off." (Funny Line)
to Jon Snow: "You left Winterfell a King and came back a - I'm not sure what you are now. A lord? Nothing at all?" (Witty Insult)
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Sansa: "What do dragons eat, anyway?"
Daenerys: "Whatever they want."
(Threat)
Tyrion: "Last time we spoke was at Joffrey's wedding. Miserable affair."
Sansa: "It had its moments."
(Funny Line)
to Tyrion, for thinking Cersei would honor the agreement to support them with the Lannister Army: "I used to think you were the cleverest man alive." (Witty Insult)
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Cersei: "20,000 men is it? is it?"
Harry Strickland: "Yes, your Grace. A few died in transit."
Euron Greyjoy: "They cheated at dice. Or maybe I cheated. Someone cheated."
(Funny Line)
Cersei: "You're insolent. I've executed men for less."
Euron: "They were lesser men."
(Witty Insult)
24:47 (+3) Bronn:
as Qyburn gifts him the crossbow used by Tyrion to kill Tywin Lannister
Qyburn: "She (Cersei) has a keen sense of poetic justice."
Bronn: "That fucking family..."
(Funny Line)
"I wanted those elephants." (Funny Line)
Varys (observing banners): "The Karstarks."
Tyrion: "One of the better sigils. Beats an onion, anyway."
(Funny Line)
Varys: "Jon and Daenerys don't want to listen to lonely old men."
Tyrion: "I'm not that old... not as old as him (Davos Seaworth)."
(Funny Line)
(before Jon rides Rhaegal)
Jon: "What if he doesn't want me to?"
Daenerys: "Then I’ve enjoyed your company, Jon Snow"
(Funny Line)
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35:36 (+3) Jon Snow:
to Daenerys, after his first dragon flight with Rhaegal: "You've completely ruined horses for me." (Funny Line)
Sandor thanks Gendry for his new battleaxe, forged from dragonglass.
"You know who makes weapons for the Wildlings? Cripples and cocksuckers - which one are you?"
(Witty Insult)
The Hound: "You left me to die."
Arya: "First I robbed you."
(Witty Insult)
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"You're a cold little bitch aren't you? I guess that's why you're still alive." (Witty Insult)
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Gendry: "I always knew you were just another rich girl."
Arya: "You don't know any other rich girls."
(Witty Insult)
Daenerys: "So you're the man."
Sam: "Um... which... man? am I... your Grace?"
(Funny Line)
Eddison Tollet: "Stay back, he's got blue eyes!"
Tormund: "I've always had blue eyes!!!"
(Funny Line)
Glasses of Wine Consumed
Euron drinks from his flask while chatting with Yara Greyjoy onboard his ship. He offers to Yara but she is apparently too proud to sell herself out for the fantasy points. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
23:51 (+5) Bronn:
Bronn drinks a glass after being interrupted by Qyburn. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Cersei sips from her glass while Euron asks her about his performance in bed. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Acts of Intercourse
22:58 (+5) Bronn:
Bronn gets started with one of the trio of whores in his chambers, but is interrupted by Qyburn before he can complete the triple-bird score. (Act of Intercourse)
22:58 (+25) Marei:
Marei multitasks by shoving Bronn down onto the bed and mounting him while carrying on a fascinating conversation about dragonfire injuries. (Act of Intercourse)
23:00 (+20) Dirah:
Dirah undresses and crawls onto the bed with Bronn, although they are interrupted by Qyburn. (Non-sexual Nude Scene)
23:04 (+20) Craya:
Craya undresses and crawls onto the bed with Bronn, although they are interrupted by Qyburn. (Non-sexual Nude Scene)
Cersei chats with Euron after a romp in her chambers. (Act of Intercourse)
Euron chats with Cersei after a romp in her chambers. (Act of Intercourse)
Euron's right cheek is glimpsed as he pulls up his britches in Cersei's bedchambers. (Non-sexual Nude Scene)
Jorah gently caresses the Khaleesi's elbow as he points out where Samwell is in the library. (Act of Intercourse)
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A Game of Thrones
Bran sits in his wheelchair as he waits for Jon Snow and his entourage to arrive back to Winterfell. (Basic Seat)
Sansa sits at the head of the table alongside Jon Snow as they host the Northern Lords at Winterfell. (Basic Seat)
Tyrion sits at the head table to the side of Sansa and Jon Snow, as they host the Northern Lords at Winterfell. (Basic Seat)
9:53 (+1) Jon Snow:
Jon sits at the head of the table alongside Sansa as they host the Northern Lords at Winterfell. (Basic Seat)
Bran sits in his wheelchair at the back corner of the court at Winterfell. (Basic Seat)
Daenerys takes her seat at the head table in the great hall of Winterfell between Jon Snow and Tyrion. (Basic Seat)
11:52 (+1) Jon Snow:
Jon Snow takes a seat after responding to Lyanna Mormont's call out.

"...when I left Winterfell, I told you we need allies or we will die. I have brought those allies home to fight alongside us. I had a choice, keep my crown or protect the North. I chose the North."
(Basic Seat)
Bran sits in his wheelchair and stares at Tyrion from the mudy courtyard of Winterfell. (Basic Seat)
Cersei greets the captain of the Golden Company, Harry Strickland, from the Iron Throne. (Iron Throne)
24:08 (+1) Bronn:
Bronn sits down to get dressed and put his boots on after Qyburn interrupts his session with Marei and the other whores. (Basic Seat)
Cersei sits down with a glass of wine in her bedchambers after her session with Euron Greyjoy. (Basic Seat)
Sansa sits in her chambers as she discusses the cowardice of Robbet Glover, who is not sending his troops. (Basic Seat)
Sam scoots out of his library seat as he is startled by Daenerys and Jorah. (Basic Seat)
Bran continues to sit in his wheelchair as Samwell Tarly steps out into the courtyard. (Basic Seat)
Bran has apparently sat in his wheelchair overnight through a light snowstorm, finally seeing his expected old friend Jaime Lannister arrive to Winterfell. (Basic Seat)
Deaths
Jon looks at a statue of his father while paying respects in the crypts of Winterfell. (Dead Body Appearance)
Young Ned Umber is found impaled to the wall of his keep, surrounded by a macabre arrangement of White Walker art. (Death)
Ned Umber dies again as a wight after being lit on fire by Beric Dondarrion. (Death)
Special
Daenerys debuts the season with a white double-breasted coat with matching red gloves and scarf. Even her horse is decked out to match! (Special)
6:22 (+3) Varys:
Tyrion, as he and Varys arrive to a frigid Winterfell: "You should consider yourself lucky. At least your balls won't freeze off." (Special)
6:28 (+3) Varys:
Varys: "You take great offense at dwarf jokes, but love telling eunuch jokes. Why is that?"
Tyrion: "Because I have balls... and you don't"
(Special)
Not even the upper balcony is safe, as Tyrion endures a staredown from Bran who is stuck in the muddy courtyard of Winterfell. (Special)
22:09 (+3) Jon Snow:
Samwell Tarly: "You've never been a bastard." (Special)
Euron: "How do I compare? To the fat king."
Cersei: "Robert had a different whore every night, but he still didn't know his way around a woman's body."
Euron: "And the Kingslayer?"
(Special)
Euron questions Cersei about his performance compared to her other lovers.
Euron: "So how do I compare to the fat king?"
Cersei: "You're insulting my late husband?"
Euron: "Are you offended?"
Cersei: "Robert had a different whore every night, but he still didn't know his way around a woman's body."
Euron: "And the Kingslayer?"
Cersei: "You enjoy risking your neck, don't you?"
(Special)
to Cersei: "I'm going to put a prince in your belly." (Special)
Varys (observing banners): "The Karstarks."
Tyrion: "One of the better sigils. Beats an onion, anyway."
(Special)
36:40 (+3) Gendry:
Gendry pours out the crucible of molten dragonglass, using it to cast obsidian arrowheads. (Special)
36:55 (+3) Gendry:
Gendry shows off the huge dragonglass battleaxe he forged. "It isn't easy making a blade that big with dragonglass." (Special)
Sam is reading a book in the Winterfell library as Daenerys and Jorah walk in. (Special)
Jorah reunites with Sam and they talk about his former Greyscale condition.
Dany: "The man who saved Ser Jorah when no one else could."
Jorah: "They could. They just wouldn't."
(Special)
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Ravaged by news about the deaths of his family and in emotional turmoil, Samwell Tarly stumbles into the court of Winterfell to find Bran staring and waiting for him. Bran gives him a homework assignment. (Special)
Sam mentions the book he found out Jon's lineage from: "Bran and I worked it out. I have a High Septon's diary, and Bran has... whatever Bran has." (Special)
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Beric lights up his flaming sword so everyone can finally see what's going on in this dark-ass scene. (Special)
Ned Umber is impaled on the wall of his keep, surrounded by a spiral of bloody body parts. (Special)
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After trekking for weeks incognito to make it up to Winterfell, Jaime discovers Bran just sitting there and staring at him. (Special)
The Feels
8:24 (+5) Jon Snow:
Jon arrives back home to Winterfell and embraces Bran, as Jon sees him for the first time in 7 seasons.
Jon: "Look at you. You're a man."
Bran: "Almost."
(Warm Fuzzy Moment)
Arya and Jon finally reunite in the Godswood of Winterfell and compare their fancy swords.
Arya: "I'm defending our family. And so is she (Sansa)."
Jon: "I'm her family too."
Arya: "Don't forget that."
(Warm Fuzzy Moment)
16:00 (+5) Jon Snow:
Arya and Jon finally reunite in the Godswood of Winterfell and compare their fancy swords.
Arya: "I'm defending our family. And so is she (Sansa)."
Jon: "I'm her family too."
Arya: "Don't forget that."
(Warm Fuzzy Moment)
Theon and Yara share an embrace before they part ways to fight their separate parts of the war.
Yara: "You want to go to Wintefell. To fight for the Starks. Go. What is dead may never die."
Theon: "What is dead may never die."
Yara: "But kill the bastards anyway."
(Warm Fuzzy Moment)
Theon and Yara share an embrace before they part ways to fight their separate parts of the war.
Yara: "You want to go to Wintefell. To fight for the Starks. Go. What is dead may never die."
Theon: "What is dead may never die."
Yara: "But kill the bastards anyway."
(Warm Fuzzy Moment)
After Bran issues a dire warning to everyone that the White Walkers are coming and how they don't have any time for this, Jon and Dany take a romantic getaway to the frost-covered waterfall on dragon-back.
Jon: "It's cold up here for a southern girl."
Dany: "So keep your Queen warm."
(Warm Fuzzy Moment)
36:05 (+5) Jon Snow:
After Bran issues a dire warning to everyone that the White Walkers are coming and how they don't have any time for this, Jon and Dany take a romantic getaway to the frost-covered waterfall on dragon-back.
Jon: "It's cold up here for a southern girl."
Dany: "So keep your Queen warm."
(Warm Fuzzy Moment)
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36:34 (+3) Jon Snow:
As he tries to get his makeout session on with Daenerys, Jon enters a staring contest with Drogon who is watching with great interest. (Ridiculously Funny Moment)
36:34 (+3) Drogon:
As he tries to get his makeout session on with Daenerys, Jon enters a staring contest with Drogon who is watching with great interest. (Ridiculously Funny Moment)
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Arya and Gendry reunite in the Winterfell forge, and share some banter from their days on the road.
Gendry: "It's not a bad place to grow up, if it wasn't so cold."
Arya: "Stay close to that forge, then."
Gendry: "Is that a command, Lady Stark?"
Arya: "Don't call me that."
Gendry: "As you wish, m'lady."
(Warm Fuzzy Moment)
38:22 (+5) Gendry:
Arya and Gendry reunite in the Winterfell forge, and share some banter from their days on the road.
Gendry: "It's not a bad place to grow up, if it wasn't so cold."
Arya: "Stay close to that forge, then."
Gendry: "Is that a command, Lady Stark?"
Arya: "Don't call me that."
Gendry: "As you wish, m'lady."
(Warm Fuzzy Moment)
Sam hears the news of the deaths of his father Randyll and brother Dickon from the executioner herself.
Daenerys: "I offered to let him retain his lands and titles if he bent the knee. He refused."
Samwell: "Well at least I'll be allowed home again, now that my brother's the lord."
Daenerys: "Your brother stood with your father."
(Sad Feels)
Edd and Tormund Giantsbane stumble upon each other at the Last Hearth.

Edd: "Stand back, he's got blue eyes!"
Tormund: "I've always had blue eyes!!"
(Ridiculously Funny Moment)
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Edd and Tormund Giantsbane stumble upon each other at the Last Hearth.

Edd: "Stand back, he's got blue eyes!"
Tormund: "I've always had blue eyes!!"
(Ridiculously Funny Moment)
After riding anonymously for a fortnight to reach Winterfell, Jaime discovers Bran has been sitting in the courtyard waiting for his "old friend" the whole time. (I've made a huge mistake.)
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