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Hodor's Heroes (GoT: Season 6)

Rk Team Total Change Behind Kills Politics Insults Wine Sex Thrones Deaths Special Feels
1 - 60 -6 - 8 7.5 5 5.5 5 5.5 8 10 5.5
2 3 60 6.5 - 9 (+2) 7.5 (+0.5) 1.5 (+4.5) 7.5 9 5.5 10 4.5 5.5
3 3 57 5 3 6.5 (+2) 9.5 (+3.5) 9 (+0.5) 9 7 5.5 3 2 5.5
5 2 56 1 4 5 (+2) 9.5 10 10 2.5 5.5 6 2 5.5
4 2 56 -4 4 10 5 7 2.5 2.5 5.5 9 9 5.5
6 2 49.5 -5 10.5 2.5 6 4 7.5 10 5.5 4 4.5 5.5
7 - 44.5 -3.5 15.5 4 3.5 6 2.5 2.5 5.5 7 8 5.5
8 - 38 -2 22 6.5 (+0.5) 2 1.5 2.5 2.5 5.5 5 7 5.5
9 - 37.5 4.5 22.5 (+0.5) 2.5 (+0.5) 3.5 (+0.5) 8 2.5 (+3.5) 7 5.5 1 2 5.5
10 - 36.5 3.5 23.5 1 1 (+0.5) 3 5.5 (+3.5) 7 5.5 2 (+1) 6 5.5
Rk Team Total Change Behind Kills Politics Insults Wine Sex Thrones Deaths Special Feels
1 - 356 +2 - 41 33 18 5 5 0 (+2) 26 228 0
2 - 249 +2 107 121 24 24 0 0 0 (+2) 38 42 0
3 1 198 +52 158 (+16) 74 (+9) 33 (+6) 9 (+10) 10 15 0 (+11) 51 6 0
4 1 191 +16 165 30 (+15) 42 63 30 0 0 (+1) 23 3 0
5 2 154 +41 202 34 (+15) 42 (+15) 33 (+10) 20 10 0 (+1) 12 3 0
6 1 127 +5 229 27 18 21 0 0 0 (+2) 25 (+3) 36 0
7 1 116 +1 240 22 30 15 10 20 0 (+1) 13 6 0
8 - 96 +9 260 34 (+9) 12 9 0 0 0 20 21 0
9 - 80 +32 276 (+10) 22 (+6) 18 (+6) 27 0 (+10) 10 0 0 3 0
10 - 53 +20 303 0 (+3) 6 (+3) 12 5 (+10) 10 0 (+1) 11 (+3) 9 0
Totals 1620 +180 405 258 231 80 70 0 219 357 0
Rk Team Total Change Behind Streak Roto Tiebreaker Points/Game
1 - 6 +1 - W-6 60 59.33
2 - 5 +1 1 W-4 60 33
3 2 4 +1 2 W-1 57 25.67
4 - 4 +1 2 W-2 56 31.83
5 2 3 - 3 L-1 56 41.5
6 - 3 - 3 L-1 44.5 21.17
8 1 2 +1 4 W-1 37.5 13.33
7 - 2 - 4 L-2 49.5 19.33
9 1 1 - 5 L-2 38 16
10 - 0 - 6 L-6 36.5 8.83

Episode 6: Blood of My Blood

Raisin Bran (letitbleed9)
Bran Stark:
4 pts
5 16 White Walkers Pay'n for the Wall (julian.aronowitz)
High Sparrow:
15 pts
Ned deGrasse Tyrion (sarah.e.andrews)
Hodor:
1 pts
2 1 Bolton In That Pussy (Bolton That Pussy )
Alliser Thorne:
1 pts
Hodors Be Trippin' (peter.a.adelfio)
Randyll Tarly:
26 pts
41 2 Queen of the North (apuopolo93)
Leaf:
1 pts
Where the fuck is Gendry (carsondgpotter)
Jaime Lannister:
32 pts
32 20 The Manning-Faced God's Revenge (shancox92)
Cersei Lannister:
16 pts
Reek (bcoleman34)
Benjen Stark:
26 pts
52 9 Raven claw (bismar.montano)
Arya Stark:
6 pts

Episode 7: The Broken Man

Reek (bcoleman34)
Avg: 33 , Record: 5-1
Ned deGrasse Tyrion (sarah.e.andrews)
Avg: 59.33 , Record: 6-0
Where the fuck is Gendry (carsondgpotter)
Avg: 13.33 , Record: 2-4
Bolton In That Pussy (Bolton That Pussy )
Avg: 19.33 , Record: 2-4
Hodors Be Trippin' (peter.a.adelfio)
Avg: 25.67 , Record: 4-2
Raven claw (bismar.montano)
Avg: 16 , Record: 1-5
Queen of the North (apuopolo93)
Avg: 41.5 , Record: 3-3
White Walkers Pay'n for the Wall (julian.aronowitz)
Avg: 31.83 , Record: 4-2
The Manning-Faced God's Revenge (shancox92)
Avg: 8.83 , Record: 0-6
Raisin Bran (letitbleed9)
Avg: 21.17 , Record: 3-3

Scenario Analysis for Episode 7: The Broken Man

White Walkers Pay'n for the Wall (julian.aronowitz) 4-2, 31.83 points/game, #4

Optimal Scenario with Win

Reek vs. Ned deGrasse Tyrion [Matchup]
Reek loses and you make up 4 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Hodors Be Trippin' vs. Raven claw [Matchup]
Hodors Be Trippin' loses, or they win and you make up 1 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Queen of the North vs. White Walkers Pay'n for the Wall [Matchup]
Resulting Record: 5-2, rank #2

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

Hodors Be Trippin' vs. Raven claw [Matchup]
Hodors Be Trippin' wins, or they lose and you don't make up 1 tiebreaker points on them. (maintain rank)
Queen of the North vs. White Walkers Pay'n for the Wall [Matchup]
The Manning-Faced God's Revenge vs. Raisin Bran [Matchup]
Raisin Bran wins and you lose more than -11.5 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Resulting Record: 4-3, rank #6

Hodors Be Trippin' (peter.a.adelfio) 4-2, 25.67 points/game, #3

Optimal Scenario with Win

Reek vs. Ned deGrasse Tyrion [Matchup]
Reek loses and you make up 3 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Hodors Be Trippin' vs. Raven claw [Matchup]
Queen of the North vs. White Walkers Pay'n for the Wall [Matchup]
White Walkers Pay'n for the Wall loses, or they win and you don't lose more than -1 tiebreaker points to them. (maintain rank)
Resulting Record: 5-2, rank #2

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

Hodors Be Trippin' vs. Raven claw [Matchup]
Queen of the North vs. White Walkers Pay'n for the Wall [Matchup]
Queen of the North wins and you lose more than -1 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
White Walkers Pay'n for the Wall wins, or they lose and you lose more than -1 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
The Manning-Faced God's Revenge vs. Raisin Bran [Matchup]
Raisin Bran wins and you lose more than -12.5 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Resulting Record: 4-3, rank #5

Raven claw (bismar.montano) 1-5, 16 points/game, #9

Optimal Scenario with Win

Where the fuck is Gendry vs. Bolton In That Pussy [Matchup]
Where the fuck is Gendry loses and you don't lose more than -0.5 tiebreaker points to them. (+1 rank)
Bolton In That Pussy loses and you make up 11.5 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Hodors Be Trippin' vs. Raven claw [Matchup]
Resulting Record: 2-5, rank #8

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

Hodors Be Trippin' vs. Raven claw [Matchup]
The Manning-Faced God's Revenge vs. Raisin Bran [Matchup]
The Manning-Faced God's Revenge wins and you lose more than -1.5 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Resulting Record: 1-6, rank #10

Raisin Bran (letitbleed9) 3-3, 21.17 points/game, #6

Optimal Scenario with Win

Hodors Be Trippin' vs. Raven claw [Matchup]
Hodors Be Trippin' loses and you make up 12.5 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Queen of the North vs. White Walkers Pay'n for the Wall [Matchup]
Queen of the North loses, or they win and you make up 11.5 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
White Walkers Pay'n for the Wall loses and you make up 11.5 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
The Manning-Faced God's Revenge vs. Raisin Bran [Matchup]
Resulting Record: 4-3, rank #4

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

Where the fuck is Gendry vs. Bolton In That Pussy [Matchup]
Where the fuck is Gendry wins and you lose more than -7 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Bolton In That Pussy wins and you don't make up 5 tiebreaker points on them. (-1 rank)
Queen of the North vs. White Walkers Pay'n for the Wall [Matchup]
Queen of the North wins, or they lose and you don't make up 11.5 tiebreaker points on them. (maintain rank)
The Manning-Faced God's Revenge vs. Raisin Bran [Matchup]
Resulting Record: 3-4, rank #7

Reek (bcoleman34) 5-1, 33 points/game, #2

Optimal Scenario with Win

Reek vs. Ned deGrasse Tyrion [Matchup]
Reek wins. (+1 rank)
Resulting Record: 6-1, rank #1

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

Reek vs. Ned deGrasse Tyrion [Matchup]
Hodors Be Trippin' vs. Raven claw [Matchup]
Hodors Be Trippin' wins and you lose more than -3 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Queen of the North vs. White Walkers Pay'n for the Wall [Matchup]
White Walkers Pay'n for the Wall wins and you lose more than -4 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Resulting Record: 5-2, rank #4

Bolton In That Pussy (Bolton That Pussy ) 2-4, 19.33 points/game, #7

Optimal Scenario with Win

Where the fuck is Gendry vs. Bolton In That Pussy [Matchup]
Bolton In That Pussy wins. (maintain rank)
Queen of the North vs. White Walkers Pay'n for the Wall [Matchup]
Queen of the North loses and you make up 6.5 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
The Manning-Faced God's Revenge vs. Raisin Bran [Matchup]
Raisin Bran loses and you don't lose more than -5 tiebreaker points to them. (+1 rank)
Resulting Record: 3-4, rank #5

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

Where the fuck is Gendry vs. Bolton In That Pussy [Matchup]
Bolton In That Pussy loses. (-1 rank)
Hodors Be Trippin' vs. Raven claw [Matchup]
Raven claw wins and you lose more than -11.5 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Resulting Record: 2-5, rank #9

Queen of the North (apuopolo93) 3-3, 41.5 points/game, #5

Optimal Scenario with Win

Hodors Be Trippin' vs. Raven claw [Matchup]
Hodors Be Trippin' loses and you make up 1 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Queen of the North vs. White Walkers Pay'n for the Wall [Matchup]
Queen of the North wins. (+1 rank)
The Manning-Faced God's Revenge vs. Raisin Bran [Matchup]
Raisin Bran loses, or they win and you don't lose more than -11.5 tiebreaker points to them. (maintain rank)
Resulting Record: 4-3, rank #3

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

Where the fuck is Gendry vs. Bolton In That Pussy [Matchup]
Where the fuck is Gendry wins and you lose more than -18.5 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Bolton In That Pussy wins and you lose more than -6.5 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Queen of the North vs. White Walkers Pay'n for the Wall [Matchup]
The Manning-Faced God's Revenge vs. Raisin Bran [Matchup]
Raisin Bran wins, or they lose and you lose more than -11.5 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Resulting Record: 3-4, rank #7

Where the fuck is Gendry (carsondgpotter) 2-4, 13.33 points/game, #8

Optimal Scenario with Win

Where the fuck is Gendry vs. Bolton In That Pussy [Matchup]
Where the fuck is Gendry wins. (+1 rank)
Queen of the North vs. White Walkers Pay'n for the Wall [Matchup]
Queen of the North loses and you make up 18.5 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
The Manning-Faced God's Revenge vs. Raisin Bran [Matchup]
Raisin Bran loses and you make up 7 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Resulting Record: 3-4, rank #5

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

Where the fuck is Gendry vs. Bolton In That Pussy [Matchup]
Where the fuck is Gendry loses. (maintain rank)
Hodors Be Trippin' vs. Raven claw [Matchup]
Raven claw wins and you don't make up 0.5 tiebreaker points on them. (-1 rank)
Resulting Record: 2-5, rank #9

Ned deGrasse Tyrion (sarah.e.andrews) 6-0, 59.33 points/game, #1

Optimal Scenario with Win

Reek vs. Ned deGrasse Tyrion [Matchup]
Resulting Record: 7-0, rank #1

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

Reek vs. Ned deGrasse Tyrion [Matchup]
Ned deGrasse Tyrion loses. (-1 rank)
Resulting Record: 6-1, rank #2

The Manning-Faced God's Revenge (shancox92) 0-6, 8.83 points/game, #10

Optimal Scenario with Win

Hodors Be Trippin' vs. Raven claw [Matchup]
Raven claw loses and you make up 1.5 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
The Manning-Faced God's Revenge vs. Raisin Bran [Matchup]
Resulting Record: 1-6, rank #9

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

The Manning-Faced God's Revenge vs. Raisin Bran [Matchup]
Resulting Record: 0-7, rank #10

Round 1

  1. White Walkers Pay'n for the Wall chose: Tyrion Lannister (#1)
  2. Reek chose: Daenerys Targaryen (#2)
  3. Raven claw chose: Arya Stark (#3)
  4. The Manning-Faced God's Revenge chose: Cersei Lannister (#4)
  5. Where the fuck is Gendry chose: Jaime Lannister (#5)
  6. Hodors Be Trippin' chose: Ramsay Bolton (#6)
  7. Bolton In That Pussy chose: Sansa Stark (#7)
  8. Raisin Bran chose: Bran Stark (#8)
  9. Ned deGrasse Tyrion chose: Jon Snow (#9)
  10. Queen of the North chose: Roose Bolton (#10)

Round 2

  1. Queen of the North chose: Varys (#11)
  2. Ned deGrasse Tyrion chose: Petyr Baelish (Littlefinger) (#12)
  3. Raisin Bran chose: Brienne of Tarth (#13)
  4. Bolton In That Pussy chose: Melisandre (#14)
  5. Hodors Be Trippin' chose: Samwell Tarly (#15)
  6. Where the fuck is Gendry chose: Daario Naharis (#16)
  7. The Manning-Faced God's Revenge chose: Olenna Redwyne (Grandma Tyrell) (#17)
  8. Raven claw chose: Jorah Mormont (#18)
  9. Reek chose: Theon Greyjoy (#19)
  10. White Walkers Pay'n for the Wall chose: High Sparrow (#20)

Round 3

  1. White Walkers Pay'n for the Wall chose: Davos Seaworth (#21)
  2. Reek chose: Margaery Tyrell (#22)
  3. Raven claw chose: Tyene Sand (#23)
  4. The Manning-Faced God's Revenge chose: Lancel Lannister (#24)
  5. Where the fuck is Gendry chose: Bronn (#25)
  6. Hodors Be Trippin' chose: Tommen Baratheon (#26)
  7. Bolton In That Pussy chose: Tormund Giantsbane (#27)
  8. Raisin Bran chose: Jaqen H'ghar (#28)
  9. Ned deGrasse Tyrion chose: Hodor (#29)
  10. Queen of the North chose: White Walker (Night King) (#30)

Round 4

  1. Queen of the North chose: Grey Worm (#31)
  2. Ned deGrasse Tyrion chose: Doran Martell (#32)
  3. Raisin Bran chose: Missandei (#33)
  4. Bolton In That Pussy chose: Alliser Thorne (#34)
  5. Hodors Be Trippin' chose: Podrick Payne (#35)
  6. Where the fuck is Gendry chose: Loras Tyrell (#36)
  7. The Manning-Faced God's Revenge chose: Gilly (#37)
  8. Raven claw chose: Wun Weg Wun Dar Wun (#38)
  9. Reek chose: Walder Frey (#39)
  10. White Walkers Pay'n for the Wall chose: Euron Greyjoy (#40)

Round 5

  1. White Walkers Pay'n for the Wall chose: Khal Moro (#41)
  2. Reek chose: Trystane Martell (#42)
  3. Raven claw chose: Gregor Clegane (The Mountain) (#43)
  4. The Manning-Faced God's Revenge chose: Three-eyed raven (#44)
  5. Where the fuck is Gendry chose: Mace Tyrell (#45)
  6. Hodors Be Trippin' chose: Randyll Tarly (#46)
  7. Bolton In That Pussy chose: Ellaria Sand (#47)
  8. Raisin Bran chose: Grand Maester Pycelle (#48)
  9. Ned deGrasse Tyrion chose: Yara Greyjoy (#49)
  10. Queen of the North chose: Meera Reed (#50)

Round 6

  1. Queen of the North chose: Septa Unella (#51)
  2. Ned deGrasse Tyrion chose: Robin Arryn (#52)
  3. Raisin Bran chose: Sandor Clegane (The Hound) (#53)
  4. Bolton In That Pussy chose: Obara Sand (#54)
  5. Hodors Be Trippin' chose: Nymeria Sand (#55)
  6. Where the fuck is Gendry chose: Qyburn (#56)
  7. The Manning-Faced God's Revenge chose: Thoros of Myr (#57)
  8. Raven claw chose: Qhono (#58)
  9. Reek chose: Areo Hotah (#59)
  10. White Walkers Pay'n for the Wall chose: Aeron Greyjoy (#60)

Round 7

  1. White Walkers Pay'n for the Wall chose: Rickon Stark (#61)
  2. Reek chose: Olly (#62)
  3. Raven claw chose: Olyvar (#63)
  4. The Manning-Faced God's Revenge chose: Lem Lemoncloak (#64)
  5. Where the fuck is Gendry chose: Kevan Lannister (#65)
  6. Hodors Be Trippin' chose: Osha (#66)
  7. Bolton In That Pussy chose: Tycho Nestoris (#67)
  8. Raisin Bran chose: Balon Greyjoy (#68)
  9. Ned deGrasse Tyrion chose: High Priestess of the Dosh Khaleen (#69)
  10. Queen of the North chose: Fat Walda Frey (#70)

Round 8

  1. Queen of the North chose: Leaf (#71)
  2. Ned deGrasse Tyrion chose: Eddison Tollett (#72)
  3. Raisin Bran chose: Hot Pie (#73)
  4. Bolton In That Pussy chose: High Septon of the Faith (S3) (#74)
  5. Hodors Be Trippin' chose: Izembaro (Robert/Tywin actor) (#75)
  6. Where the fuck is Gendry chose: Gendry (#76)
  7. The Manning-Faced God's Revenge chose: Salladhor Saan (#77)
  8. Raven claw chose: Child of the Forest (#78)
  9. Reek chose: Dickon Tarly (#79)
  10. White Walkers Pay'n for the Wall chose: Eddard Stark (#80)

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Recent Events (Full Log)

Episode 6: Blood of My Blood

Kills
Jaime slays the Mad King Aerys II during one of Bran's flashback visions. (Kill of Named Character)
Benjen's horse stomps through a wight's chest as he rides in to Meera and Bran's rescue. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Benjen uses his flaming flail to knock out two wights. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Benjen sideswipes a wight into a tree, and kills two more with his pickaxe, and sets the last wight on fire with his flaming flail. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Benjen decapitates the head of a rabbit he has just hunted. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Political Wins
The High Sparrow convinces King Tommen to allow Margaery to proceed with her Walk of Atonement.
Tommen: "Is there no other way? ... It just seems very dangerous."
High Sparrow: "She'll be protected the entire way. The Faith Militant are very stern with those who overstep their bounds."
(Convincing Argument)
Randyll discovers Gilly's true origins as a Wildling from north of the Wall.
Randyll: "Your way *down* to Castle Black? Where did he kill a White Walker? Where are you from? How'd you come to meet my son?"
Gilly: "The Night's Watch came to our keep."
Randyll: "Where?"
Gilly: "North of the Wall."
Randyll: "North of the Wall? You're a Wildling."
(Secret Discovery)
Randyll takes in Gilly and Little Sam: "Your mother's a fine woman. You're not worthy of her. To please her, I'll take the Wildling in. She can work in the kitchens. The bastard will be raised here." (New Follower/Prisoner)
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Samwell steals his father's Valyrian steel sword, Heartsbane, from above the family mantlepiece.
Gilly: "Sam. That's your father's sword."
Sam: "It's my family's sword."
Gilly: "Sam. Won't he come for it?"
Sam: "He can bloody well try."
(New Weapon)
On his last night in Horn Hill, Samwell steals his father's Valyrian steel sword, Heartsbane, from above the family mantlepiece.
Gilly: "Sam. That's your father's sword."
Sam: "It's my family's sword."
Gilly: "Sam. Won't he come for it?"
Sam: "He can bloody well try."
(Act of Betrayal)
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The High Sparrow announces Margaery's crimes to the masses gathered at the Sept of Baelor.  "Rich or poor, noble or common, if we sin, we must atone. Margaery of House Tyrell came to us a sinner. She stood before the gods in the holy sept and lied. She turned a blind eye to her brother's sins. She disgraced her house, her King, and herself." (Politics Special)
discovers Bianca's (Sansa Stark actress) treachery after Arya knocks the poisoned whiskey glass out of her hands and exposes the murder plot. "Careful of that one. She wants you dead." (Secret Discovery)
Arya betrays Bianca, who had entrusted her murder plot of Lady Crane to the Faceless Men. "Careful that one... she wants you dead." (Act of Betrayal)
Arya reclaims Needle, which she had buried into the docks of Braavos. (New Weapon)
Margaery successfully convinces Tommen to accept the Lord and Saviour High Sparrow into his heart.
High Sparrow: "Queen Margaery has already atoned for her sins by bringing another into the true light of the Seven."
(Convincing Argument)
The High Sparrow picks up an ownership stake in King's Landing after announcing a joint venture with Tommen Baratheon to make the Seven Kingdoms great again.
High Sparrow: "Together we announce a new age of harmony. A holy alliance between the Crown and the Faith."
Tommen: "The Crown and the Faith are the twin pillars upon which the world rests. Together we will restore the Seven Kingdoms to glory."
(Acquire a New Castle/City/Army/Loot)
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The High Sparrow announces the latest high-profile devotees to sign onto Team Sparrow, in a joint press conference with Tommen Baratheon and Margaery Tyrell.

"Queen Margaery has already atoned for her sins by bringing another into the true light of the Seven. Together we announce a new age of harmony. A holy alliance between the Crown and the Faith."
(New Follower/Prisoner)
Walder overrules his sons, Lothar and Black Walder, ordering them to take back Riverrun despite their strategic doubts. (Executive Decision)
Despite being demoted out of the Kingsguard, Jaime is assigned a new role as head of the Lannister armies sent to deal with the Blackfish in the Riverlands. "I'm being sent to deal with the Blackfish. Apparently Walder Frey can't manage it on his own because he's 400 years old. Sent me with an army to the Riverlands and a siege that could last months." (New Title)
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Cersei convinces Jaime to accept Tommen's assignment to lead the Lannister army to assist Walder Frey in taking back Riverrun.

"Stand at the head of our army where you belong, where Father wanted you. Show our men where their loyalties belong. Show them what Lannisters are, what we do to our enemies. And take that stupid little castle back because it's ours and because you can."
(Convincing Argument)
After burning down the Vaes Dothrak gym, Daenerys earns the appropriate badge to regain control over Drogon, riding him in dramatic fashion over her crowd of Dothraki followers. (New Follower/Prisoner)
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Insults Delivered / Funny Lines
6:29 (+3) Gilly:
to Sam: "You're nervous. You're a nervous talker. [prolonged silence] ... That's not any better being a nervous mute." (Witty Insult)
Sam: "I told them I met you in the North."
Gilly: "Did you tell them how far north?"
Sam: "Well, it wasn't a very large piece of parchment..."
(Funny Line)
Melessa Tarly: "Samwell, would you care for more bread?"
Sam: "Oh, yes. Yes, please."
Randyll Tarly: "Not fat enough already?"
(Witty Insult)
to Sam: "I thought the Night's Watch might make a man of you. Something resembling a man at least. You managed to stay soft, and fat. Your nose buried in books. Spending your life reading about the achievements of better men." (Witty Insult)
"I took you (Gilly) for a Mole's Town whore when I saw you and I made my peace with that. Who else would have him (Samwell)? But I overestimated him. No, it was a Wildling whore that seduced my son." (Witty Insult)
referring to Gilly: "This you getting back at me, boy? Bringing *that* to my table and making me dine with *it*?" (Witty Insult)
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to his sons: "You've lost it? ... It's a castle, not a bloody sheep. Presumably you still know where it is." (Witty Insult)
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"All across the Riverlands right down to King's Landing, they're laughing at us. I hear it in my sleep! I'm not dead yet, unfortunately for you. And I'll not leave this world until they all choke on that laughter." (Threat)
Glasses of Wine Consumed
Randyll drinks after toasting to his son Dickon for the 70-yard deer kill from that day's hunt. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Izembaro drinks backstage as he laments the terrible crowd. "No laugh for Ned's death. These people are worse than animals." (Glass of Wine Consumed)
drinks backstage as Izembaro angrily rants about others criticism of his playwriting. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Walder Frey takes a sip of wine while listening to excuses from his useless sons, Lothar and Black Walder. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
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Acts of Intercourse
Cersei and Jaime get it on after hot and heavy dirty talk about the power of House Lannister and destroying their enemies. "They've made us both stronger, all of them. They have no idea how strong we are. No idea what we're going to do to them. We've always been together. We'll always be together." (Act of Intercourse)
Jaime and Cersei get it on after hot and heavy dirty talk about the power of House Lannister and destroying their enemies. "They've made us both stronger, all of them. They have no idea how strong we are. No idea what we're going to do to them. We've always been together. We'll always be together." (Act of Intercourse)
Deaths
Benjen tells the story of his death and resurrection to Bran Stark: "I led a ranging party deep into the North to find White Walkers. They found us. A white walker stabbed me in the gut with a sword of ice. Left me there to die. To turn. The Children found me. Stopped the walker's magic from taking hold." (Death)
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Bran progresses through a series of flashback visions as Meera drags him throw the snow. (Special)
Jaime: "He has our son! He stole our son! He's torn our family apart." (Special)