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Hodor's Heroes (GoT: Season 6)

Rk Team Total Change Behind Kills Politics Insults Wine Sex Thrones Deaths Special Feels
1 1 62.5 2.5 - 9 (+1) 8.5 (+1) 2.5 (+0.5) 8 9 5.5 10 4.5 5.5
2 1 59 -1 3.5 8 7 2.5 (+0.5) 6 (+1.5) 6.5 5.5 8 10 5.5
3 2 55 -1 7.5 4 (+0.5) 10 10 10 2.5 5.5 6 1.5 5.5
4 1 54 -3 8.5 6.5 8.5 8 9 6.5 5.5 3 1.5 5.5
5 1 53 -3 9.5 10 4.5 5 2 2.5 5.5 9 9 5.5
6 1 49.5 5 13 (+1) 5 3 (+1) 7 (+3.5) 6 2.5 5.5 7 8 5.5
7 1 47 -2.5 15.5 2 6 (+1) 5 6 10 5.5 4 3 5.5
8 1 43 5.5 19.5 (+0.5) 3 (+1) 4.5 (+1) 9 2 6.5 5.5 1 (+4) 6 5.5
9 1 37 -1 25.5 6.5 2 1 2 2.5 5.5 5 7 5.5
10 - 35 -1.5 27.5 1 1 (+2) 5 4 6.5 5.5 2 4.5 5.5
Rk Team Total Change Behind Kills Politics Insults Wine Sex Thrones Deaths Special Feels
1 - 377 +21 - 41 (+6) 39 (+3) 21 (+5) 10 (+5) 10 0 (+2) 28 228 0
2 - 251 +2 126 121 24 24 0 0 0 (+2) 40 42 0
3 - 228 +30 149 74 (+9) 42 (+12) 21 (+5) 15 15 0 (+1) 52 (+3) 9 0
4 - 201 +10 176 30 (+3) 45 (+6) 69 30 0 0 (+1) 24 3 0
5 - 155 +1 222 34 42 33 20 10 0 (+1) 13 3 0
6 - 153 +26 224 (+5) 32 18 (+6) 27 (+10) 10 0 0 (+2) 27 (+3) 39 0
7 - 132 +16 245 22 (+6) 36 (+9) 24 10 20 0 (+1) 14 6 0
8 1 121 +41 256 (+5) 27 (+6) 24 (+21) 48 0 10 0 0 (+9) 12 0
9 1 96 - 281 34 12 9 0 0 0 20 21 0
10 - 66 +13 311 0 6 (+12) 24 5 10 0 (+1) 12 9 0
Totals 1780 +160 415 288 300 100 75 0 230 372 0
Rk Team Total Change Behind Streak Roto Tiebreaker Points/Game
2 1 6 - - L-1 59 53.86
1 1 6 +1 - W-5 62.5 32.57
4 1 5 +1 1 W-2 54 22.14
3 1 5 +1 1 W-3 55 28.71
5 1 4 +1 2 W-1 49.5 21.86
6 1 3 - 3 L-2 53 35.86
7 1 3 +1 3 W-2 43 17.29
8 1 2 - 4 L-3 47 18.86
9 - 1 - 5 L-3 37 13.71
10 - 0 - 6 L-7 35 9.43

Episode 7: The Broken Man

Reek (bcoleman34)
Brynden Tully (Blackfish):
15 pts
30 21 Ned deGrasse Tyrion (sarah.e.andrews)
Yara Greyjoy:
13 pts
Where the fuck is Gendry (carsondgpotter)
Bronn:
21 pts
41 16 Bolton In That Pussy (Bolton That Pussy )
Sansa Stark:
9 pts
Hodors Be Trippin' (peter.a.adelfio)
Osha:
1 pts
1 0 Raven claw (bismar.montano)
Gregor Clegane (The Mountain):
0 pts
Queen of the North (apuopolo93)
Leaf:
1 pts
2 10 White Walkers Pay'n for the Wall (julian.aronowitz)
Davos Seaworth:
6 pts
The Manning-Faced God's Revenge (shancox92)
Olenna Redwyne (Grandma Tyrell):
12 pts
13 26 Raisin Bran (letitbleed9)
Sandor Clegane (The Hound):
16 pts

Episode 8: No One

Queen of the North (apuopolo93)
Avg: 35.86 , Record: 3-4
The Manning-Faced God's Revenge (shancox92)
Avg: 9.43 , Record: 0-7
Bolton In That Pussy (Bolton That Pussy )
Avg: 18.86 , Record: 2-5
Raisin Bran (letitbleed9)
Avg: 21.86 , Record: 4-3
Raven claw (bismar.montano)
Avg: 13.71 , Record: 1-6
White Walkers Pay'n for the Wall (julian.aronowitz)
Avg: 28.71 , Record: 5-2
Where the fuck is Gendry (carsondgpotter)
Avg: 17.29 , Record: 3-4
Ned deGrasse Tyrion (sarah.e.andrews)
Avg: 53.86 , Record: 6-1
Reek (bcoleman34)
Avg: 32.57 , Record: 6-1
Hodors Be Trippin' (peter.a.adelfio)
Avg: 22.14 , Record: 5-2

Scenario Analysis for Episode 8: No One

White Walkers Pay'n for the Wall (julian.aronowitz) 5-2, 28.71 points/game, #3

Optimal Scenario with Win

Raven claw vs. White Walkers Pay'n for the Wall [Matchup]
Where the fuck is Gendry vs. Ned deGrasse Tyrion [Matchup]
Ned deGrasse Tyrion loses and you make up 4 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Reek vs. Hodors Be Trippin' [Matchup]
Reek loses and you make up 7.5 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Hodors Be Trippin' loses, or they win and you don't lose more than -1 tiebreaker points to them. (maintain rank)
Resulting Record: 6-2, rank #1

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

Bolton In That Pussy vs. Raisin Bran [Matchup]
Raisin Bran wins and you lose more than -5.5 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Raven claw vs. White Walkers Pay'n for the Wall [Matchup]
Reek vs. Hodors Be Trippin' [Matchup]
Hodors Be Trippin' wins, or they lose and you lose more than -1 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Resulting Record: 5-3, rank #5

Hodors Be Trippin' (peter.a.adelfio) 5-2, 22.14 points/game, #4

Optimal Scenario with Win

Raven claw vs. White Walkers Pay'n for the Wall [Matchup]
White Walkers Pay'n for the Wall loses, or they win and you make up 1 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Where the fuck is Gendry vs. Ned deGrasse Tyrion [Matchup]
Ned deGrasse Tyrion loses and you make up 5 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Reek vs. Hodors Be Trippin' [Matchup]
Hodors Be Trippin' wins. (+1 rank)
Resulting Record: 6-2, rank #1

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

Bolton In That Pussy vs. Raisin Bran [Matchup]
Raisin Bran wins and you lose more than -4.5 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Raven claw vs. White Walkers Pay'n for the Wall [Matchup]
White Walkers Pay'n for the Wall wins, or they lose and you don't make up 1 tiebreaker points on them. (maintain rank)
Reek vs. Hodors Be Trippin' [Matchup]
Resulting Record: 5-3, rank #5

Raven claw (bismar.montano) 1-6, 13.71 points/game, #9

Optimal Scenario with Win

Bolton In That Pussy vs. Raisin Bran [Matchup]
Bolton In That Pussy loses and you make up 10 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Raven claw vs. White Walkers Pay'n for the Wall [Matchup]
Resulting Record: 2-6, rank #8

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

Queen of the North vs. The Manning-Faced God's Revenge [Matchup]
The Manning-Faced God's Revenge wins and you lose more than -2 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Raven claw vs. White Walkers Pay'n for the Wall [Matchup]
Resulting Record: 1-7, rank #10

Raisin Bran (letitbleed9) 4-3, 21.86 points/game, #5

Optimal Scenario with Win

Bolton In That Pussy vs. Raisin Bran [Matchup]
Raven claw vs. White Walkers Pay'n for the Wall [Matchup]
White Walkers Pay'n for the Wall loses and you make up 5.5 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Reek vs. Hodors Be Trippin' [Matchup]
Hodors Be Trippin' loses and you make up 4.5 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Resulting Record: 5-3, rank #3

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

Queen of the North vs. The Manning-Faced God's Revenge [Matchup]
Queen of the North wins and you don't make up 3.5 tiebreaker points on them. (-1 rank)
Bolton In That Pussy vs. Raisin Bran [Matchup]
Where the fuck is Gendry vs. Ned deGrasse Tyrion [Matchup]
Where the fuck is Gendry wins and you lose more than -6.5 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Resulting Record: 4-4, rank #7

Reek (bcoleman34) 6-1, 32.57 points/game, #1

Optimal Scenario with Win

Where the fuck is Gendry vs. Ned deGrasse Tyrion [Matchup]
Ned deGrasse Tyrion loses, or they win and you don't lose more than -3.5 tiebreaker points to them. (maintain rank)
Reek vs. Hodors Be Trippin' [Matchup]
Resulting Record: 7-1, rank #1

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

Raven claw vs. White Walkers Pay'n for the Wall [Matchup]
White Walkers Pay'n for the Wall wins and you lose more than -7.5 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Where the fuck is Gendry vs. Ned deGrasse Tyrion [Matchup]
Ned deGrasse Tyrion wins, or they lose and you lose more than -3.5 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Reek vs. Hodors Be Trippin' [Matchup]
Reek loses. (-1 rank)
Resulting Record: 6-2, rank #4

Bolton In That Pussy (Bolton That Pussy ) 2-5, 18.86 points/game, #8

Optimal Scenario with Win

Queen of the North vs. The Manning-Faced God's Revenge [Matchup]
Queen of the North loses and you make up 6 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Bolton In That Pussy vs. Raisin Bran [Matchup]
Where the fuck is Gendry vs. Ned deGrasse Tyrion [Matchup]
Where the fuck is Gendry loses and you don't lose more than -4 tiebreaker points to them. (+1 rank)
Resulting Record: 3-5, rank #6

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

Bolton In That Pussy vs. Raisin Bran [Matchup]
Raven claw vs. White Walkers Pay'n for the Wall [Matchup]
Raven claw wins and you lose more than -10 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Resulting Record: 2-6, rank #9

Queen of the North (apuopolo93) 3-4, 35.86 points/game, #6

Optimal Scenario with Win

Queen of the North vs. The Manning-Faced God's Revenge [Matchup]
Bolton In That Pussy vs. Raisin Bran [Matchup]
Raisin Bran loses and you don't lose more than -3.5 tiebreaker points to them. (+1 rank)
Where the fuck is Gendry vs. Ned deGrasse Tyrion [Matchup]
Where the fuck is Gendry loses, or they win and you don't lose more than -10 tiebreaker points to them. (maintain rank)
Resulting Record: 4-4, rank #5

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

Queen of the North vs. The Manning-Faced God's Revenge [Matchup]
Bolton In That Pussy vs. Raisin Bran [Matchup]
Bolton In That Pussy wins and you lose more than -6 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Where the fuck is Gendry vs. Ned deGrasse Tyrion [Matchup]
Where the fuck is Gendry wins, or they lose and you lose more than -10 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Resulting Record: 3-5, rank #8

Where the fuck is Gendry (carsondgpotter) 3-4, 17.29 points/game, #7

Optimal Scenario with Win

Queen of the North vs. The Manning-Faced God's Revenge [Matchup]
Queen of the North loses, or they win and you make up 10 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Bolton In That Pussy vs. Raisin Bran [Matchup]
Raisin Bran loses and you make up 6.5 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Where the fuck is Gendry vs. Ned deGrasse Tyrion [Matchup]
Resulting Record: 4-4, rank #5

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

Queen of the North vs. The Manning-Faced God's Revenge [Matchup]
Queen of the North wins, or they lose and you don't make up 10 tiebreaker points on them. (maintain rank)
Bolton In That Pussy vs. Raisin Bran [Matchup]
Bolton In That Pussy wins and you don't make up 4 tiebreaker points on them. (-1 rank)
Where the fuck is Gendry vs. Ned deGrasse Tyrion [Matchup]
Resulting Record: 3-5, rank #8

Ned deGrasse Tyrion (sarah.e.andrews) 6-1, 53.86 points/game, #2

Optimal Scenario with Win

Where the fuck is Gendry vs. Ned deGrasse Tyrion [Matchup]
Reek vs. Hodors Be Trippin' [Matchup]
Reek loses, or they win and you make up 3.5 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Resulting Record: 7-1, rank #1

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

Raven claw vs. White Walkers Pay'n for the Wall [Matchup]
White Walkers Pay'n for the Wall wins and you lose more than -4 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Where the fuck is Gendry vs. Ned deGrasse Tyrion [Matchup]
Reek vs. Hodors Be Trippin' [Matchup]
Reek wins, or they lose and you don't make up 3.5 tiebreaker points on them. (maintain rank)
Hodors Be Trippin' wins and you lose more than -5 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Resulting Record: 6-2, rank #4

The Manning-Faced God's Revenge (shancox92) 0-7, 9.43 points/game, #10

Optimal Scenario with Win

Queen of the North vs. The Manning-Faced God's Revenge [Matchup]
Raven claw vs. White Walkers Pay'n for the Wall [Matchup]
Raven claw loses and you make up 2 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Resulting Record: 1-7, rank #9

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

Queen of the North vs. The Manning-Faced God's Revenge [Matchup]
Resulting Record: 0-8, rank #10

Round 1

  1. White Walkers Pay'n for the Wall chose: Tyrion Lannister (#1)
  2. Reek chose: Daenerys Targaryen (#2)
  3. Raven claw chose: Arya Stark (#3)
  4. The Manning-Faced God's Revenge chose: Cersei Lannister (#4)
  5. Where the fuck is Gendry chose: Jaime Lannister (#5)
  6. Hodors Be Trippin' chose: Ramsay Bolton (#6)
  7. Bolton In That Pussy chose: Sansa Stark (#7)
  8. Raisin Bran chose: Bran Stark (#8)
  9. Ned deGrasse Tyrion chose: Jon Snow (#9)
  10. Queen of the North chose: Roose Bolton (#10)

Round 2

  1. Queen of the North chose: Varys (#11)
  2. Ned deGrasse Tyrion chose: Petyr Baelish (Littlefinger) (#12)
  3. Raisin Bran chose: Brienne of Tarth (#13)
  4. Bolton In That Pussy chose: Melisandre (#14)
  5. Hodors Be Trippin' chose: Samwell Tarly (#15)
  6. Where the fuck is Gendry chose: Daario Naharis (#16)
  7. The Manning-Faced God's Revenge chose: Olenna Redwyne (Grandma Tyrell) (#17)
  8. Raven claw chose: Jorah Mormont (#18)
  9. Reek chose: Theon Greyjoy (#19)
  10. White Walkers Pay'n for the Wall chose: High Sparrow (#20)

Round 3

  1. White Walkers Pay'n for the Wall chose: Davos Seaworth (#21)
  2. Reek chose: Margaery Tyrell (#22)
  3. Raven claw chose: Tyene Sand (#23)
  4. The Manning-Faced God's Revenge chose: Lancel Lannister (#24)
  5. Where the fuck is Gendry chose: Bronn (#25)
  6. Hodors Be Trippin' chose: Tommen Baratheon (#26)
  7. Bolton In That Pussy chose: Tormund Giantsbane (#27)
  8. Raisin Bran chose: Jaqen H'ghar (#28)
  9. Ned deGrasse Tyrion chose: Hodor (#29)
  10. Queen of the North chose: White Walker (Night King) (#30)

Round 4

  1. Queen of the North chose: Grey Worm (#31)
  2. Ned deGrasse Tyrion chose: Doran Martell (#32)
  3. Raisin Bran chose: Missandei (#33)
  4. Bolton In That Pussy chose: Alliser Thorne (#34)
  5. Hodors Be Trippin' chose: Podrick Payne (#35)
  6. Where the fuck is Gendry chose: Loras Tyrell (#36)
  7. The Manning-Faced God's Revenge chose: Gilly (#37)
  8. Raven claw chose: Wun Weg Wun Dar Wun (#38)
  9. Reek chose: Walder Frey (#39)
  10. White Walkers Pay'n for the Wall chose: Euron Greyjoy (#40)

Round 5

  1. White Walkers Pay'n for the Wall chose: Khal Moro (#41)
  2. Reek chose: Trystane Martell (#42)
  3. Raven claw chose: Gregor Clegane (The Mountain) (#43)
  4. The Manning-Faced God's Revenge chose: Three-eyed raven (#44)
  5. Where the fuck is Gendry chose: Mace Tyrell (#45)
  6. Hodors Be Trippin' chose: Randyll Tarly (#46)
  7. Bolton In That Pussy chose: Ellaria Sand (#47)
  8. Raisin Bran chose: Grand Maester Pycelle (#48)
  9. Ned deGrasse Tyrion chose: Yara Greyjoy (#49)
  10. Queen of the North chose: Meera Reed (#50)

Round 6

  1. Queen of the North chose: Septa Unella (#51)
  2. Ned deGrasse Tyrion chose: Robin Arryn (#52)
  3. Raisin Bran chose: Sandor Clegane (The Hound) (#53)
  4. Bolton In That Pussy chose: Obara Sand (#54)
  5. Hodors Be Trippin' chose: Nymeria Sand (#55)
  6. Where the fuck is Gendry chose: Qyburn (#56)
  7. The Manning-Faced God's Revenge chose: Thoros of Myr (#57)
  8. Raven claw chose: Qhono (#58)
  9. Reek chose: Areo Hotah (#59)
  10. White Walkers Pay'n for the Wall chose: Aeron Greyjoy (#60)

Round 7

  1. White Walkers Pay'n for the Wall chose: Rickon Stark (#61)
  2. Reek chose: Olly (#62)
  3. Raven claw chose: Olyvar (#63)
  4. The Manning-Faced God's Revenge chose: Lem Lemoncloak (#64)
  5. Where the fuck is Gendry chose: Kevan Lannister (#65)
  6. Hodors Be Trippin' chose: Osha (#66)
  7. Bolton In That Pussy chose: Tycho Nestoris (#67)
  8. Raisin Bran chose: Balon Greyjoy (#68)
  9. Ned deGrasse Tyrion chose: High Priestess of the Dosh Khaleen (#69)
  10. Queen of the North chose: Fat Walda Frey (#70)

Round 8

  1. Queen of the North chose: Leaf (#71)
  2. Ned deGrasse Tyrion chose: Eddison Tollett (#72)
  3. Raisin Bran chose: Hot Pie (#73)
  4. Bolton In That Pussy chose: High Septon of the Faith (S3) (#74)
  5. Hodors Be Trippin' chose: Izembaro (Robert/Tywin actor) (#75)
  6. Where the fuck is Gendry chose: Gendry (#76)
  7. The Manning-Faced God's Revenge chose: Salladhor Saan (#77)
  8. Raven claw chose: Child of the Forest (#78)
  9. Reek chose: Dickon Tarly (#79)
  10. White Walkers Pay'n for the Wall chose: Eddard Stark (#80)

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Episode 7: The Broken Man

Kills
Jaime clobbers Black Walder with his golden hand, leaving him with a severe bruise to the cheek.

Jaime: "Only a fool makes threats he's not prepared to carry out. Now let's say I threatened to hit you unless you shut your mouth, but you kept talking. What do you think I'd do?"
Black Walder: "I don't give a rat's-" *smack*
(Minor Injury of Named Character)
submitted by bookworm13457 (approved!)
Jaime acquires Edmure Tully as his prisoner after taking over the Siege of Riverrun. (New Follower/Prisoner)
submitted by nyan (approved!)
45:55 (+5) The Waif:
The Waif stabs Arya Stark several times in the belly, although she manages to escape by diving into the canals. (Major Injury of Named Character)
Political Wins
reveals his knowledge of the Hound's identity: "What matters, I believe, is that there's something greater than us. And whatever it is, it's got plans for Sandor Clegane." (Secret Discovery)
Instead of bringing Olenna Tyrell in to repent for her sins, as she had promised the High Sparrow, Margaery secretly tips off her grandmother of her imminent danger in King's Landing, convincing her to leave the city. (Act of Betrayal)
submitted by lize1017 (approved!)
Margaery convinces her grandmother Olenna to leave King's Landing for her own safety: "Go home. Find comfort in prayer and good works. The Mother watches over us all." (Convincing Argument)
Tormund convinces the other Wildlings to march for Jon Snow. "The Crows killed him, because he spoke for the Free Folk when no other Southerners would. He died for us. If we are not willing to do the same for him, we're cowards. If that's what we are, we deserve to be the last of the Free Folk." (Convincing Argument)
14:15 (+3) Jon Snow:
Wun Weg Wun Dar Wun: "Snow." (New Follower/Prisoner)
The Freys attempt to negotiate for the surrender of Riverrun by threatening to cut Edmure Tully's throat. The Blackfish coldly calls their bluff without regard for his nephew's life, convincing them to spare the heir to House Tully (for now).

Black Walder: "Yield the castle, or I cut his throat."
Brynden: "Go on, then. Cut his throat."
(Convincing Argument)
submitted by righteous (approved!)
Lothar Frey and Black Walder find themselves under Jaime Lannister's command as he arrives to take over the siege forces surrounding Riverrun. (New Follower/Prisoner)
After Jon Snow and Sansa Stark prove unconvincing, Davos convinces the young Lyanna Mormont to rally against the Bolton army. "Because Jeor Mormont and Jon Snow both understood that the real war isn't between a few squabbling houses. It's between the living and the dead. And make no mistake, my lady, the dead are coming ... As long as the Boltons hold Winterfell, the North is divided. And a divided North won't stand a chance against the Night King." (Convincing Argument)
27:11 (+3) Jon Snow:
Lyanna Mormont pledges her house to Jon Snow's fighting forces: "House Mormont has kept faith with House Stark for a thousand years... We will not break faith today." (New Follower/Prisoner)
Insults Delivered / Funny Lines
Septon Ray: "There's a reason you're still here."
Sandor: "Aye, there's a reason. I'm a big fucker and I'm tough to kill."
(Funny Line)
to Margaery: "The Queen of Thorns is a remarkable woman, a strong woman. And an unrepentant sinner. You must teach her the new one, as she taught you the old, or I fear for her safety, body and soul." (Threat)
to Septa Unella: "You're now in your sanctuary now, my dear. All I have to do is whistle and my men will stroll you in here and bash you about until I tell them to stop... *if* I tell them to stop." (Threat)
Jon Snow: "Are you sure they'll come (the Wildling armies)?"
Tormund: "We're not clever like you Southerners. When we say we'll do something, we do it."
(Witty Insult)
to Cersei: "I wonder if you're the worst person I've ever met. At a certain age it's hard to recall. But the truly vile do stand out through the years." (Witty Insult)
Olenna: "You've lost, Cersei. It's the only joy I could find in all this misery." (Witty Insult)
Bronn: "Now that is a sorry attempt at a siege. Someone needs to teach those sad twats how to dig trenches."
Jaime: "Someone certainly does."
(Funny Line)
18:25 (+3) Bronn:
Bronn: "Oh no, not me. I'm just an upjump sellsword."
Jaime: "You're an anointed knight, there's quite a difference."
Bronn: "Aye, knights don't get paid."
(Funny Line)
18:33 (+3) Bronn:
Jaime: "You have better instincts than any officer in the Lannister army."
Bronn: "That's like saying I have a bigger cock than anyone in the Unsullied army."
(Witty Insult)
18:57 (+3) Bronn:
Jaime: "And you'll get all three. A Lannister always pa-"
Bronn: "Don't say it. Don't fookin' say it..."
(Funny Line)
submitted by nyan (approved!)
21:03 (+3) Bronn:
Lothar Frey: "Ser Jaime, we didn't know you were coming."
Jaime Lannister: "Because you didn't set a proper perimeter."
Bronn: "Good thing we're friends, or we'd be fucking you in the ass right now."
(Witty Insult)
submitted by nyan (approved!)
to Black Walder: "Only a fool makes threats he's not prepared to carry out. Now let's say I threatened to hit you unless you shut your mouth, but you kept talking. What do you think I'd do?" (Threat)
submitted by nsimmonds (approved!)
22:22 (+3) Bronn:
Jaime: "Get word to the Blackfish. I want a parley."
Bronn: "A parley or a fight?"
Jaime: "He's an old man."
Bronn: "You've got one hand. My money's on the old boy."
(Witty Insult)
"As far as I understand, you're a Snow and Lady Sansa is a Bolton. Or is she a Lannister? I've heard conflicting reports." (Witty Insult)
Jon Snow: "How many fighting men can we expect?"
Lyanna Mormont: "62."
(Funny Line)
on the 62 Mormont soldiers: "If they're half as ferocious as their Lady, the Boltons are doomed." (Funny Line)
submitted by Laxis (approved!)
The Blackfish: "I assume you're here to fulfill the vow you gave my niece. I don't see Sansa and Arya."
Jaime: "I don't have them."
The Blackfish: "Pity. Do you wish to resume your captivity?"
(Witty Insult)
Jaime Lanniser: "But if you surrender, I'll spare the lives of your men. On my honor."
Blackfish: "Your honor? Bargaining with oathbreakers is like building on quicksand."
(Witty Insult)
to Jaime: "We have enough provisions for two years. Do you have two years, Kingslayer?" (Threat)
Jaime Lannister: "You clearly have no intention of saving your men's lives. Why did you come treat with me?"
Blackfish: "Sieges are dull. And I wanted to see you in person, get the measure of you."
Jaime: "Well, now you have."
Blackfish: "Aye, now I have. I'm disappointed."
(Witty Insult)
submitted by nyan (approved!)
Sansa Stark: "I would remind you that House Glover is pledged to House Stark. Sworn to answer when called upon."
Robbett Glover: "Yes, my family served House Stark for centuries ... When my brother was lord of this castle, he answered Robb's call and hailed him King in the North. And where was King Robb when the Ironborn attacked this castle? ... Taking up with a foreign whore. Getting himself and those who followed him killed. I served House Stark once, but House Stark is dead."
(Witty Insult)
to Theon: "Nothing on the Iron Islands has an ass like that. Doesn't interest you anymore?"
(Witty Insult)
submitted by cmwalken15 (approved!)
Septon Ray: "Violence is a disease. You don't cure a disease by spreading it to more people."
Sandor: "You don't cure it by dying, either."
(Witty Insult)
Glasses of Wine Consumed
Sandor drinks from a cup handed to him by Septon Ray while taking a lunch break. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Yara drinks while giving a pep talk to Theon. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Yara forces Theon to drink while the fleet is docked.
Theon: "I don't want any."
Yara: "I don't care what you want. Drink."
(Glass of Wine Consumed)
Sandor drinks from his bottle after a hard afternoon of hacking down tree branches. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Acts of Intercourse
Yara wanders off with a whore in Volantis. "Now, since it's my last night ashore for a long while, I'm gonna go fuck the tits off this one." (Act of Intercourse)
Deaths
Confirmation of Maege Mormont's death by her daughter, the young Lyanna: "My mother wasn't a great beauty ... She was a great warrior, though. She died fighting for your brother Robb." (Death)
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48:33 (+10) Septon Ray:
Sandor discovers the Septon hanged from the frame of his to-be-constructed church as the entire village has been massacred by the Brotherhood without Banners. (Death)
+1 for Benjen Stark, +1 for Bran Stark, +1 for Rickon Stark, +1 for Hodor, +1 for Osha, +1 for Alliser Thorne, +1 for Balon Greyjoy, +1 for Roose Bolton, +1 for Fat Walda Frey, +1 for Olly, +1 for Leaf, +1 for Three-eyed raven, +1 for Greatjon Umber, +1 for Doran Martell, +1 for Trystane Martell, +1 for Areo Hotah, +1 for Bowen Marsh, +1 for Ser Gerold Hightower, +1 for Ser Arthur Dayne, +1 for Khal Moro, +1 for Aggo, +1 for Khal Rhalko, +1 for Khal Forzo, +1 for Child of the Forest, +1 for Othell Yarwyck
Special
Septon Ray: "How many men did it take to cut you down?"
Sandor Clegane: "Just one."
Ray: "Whew... he must have been some kind of a monster."
Sandor: "He was a woman."
(Special)
18:15 (+3) Bronn:
"Now that is a sorry attempt at a siege. Someone needs to teach those sad twats how to dig trenches." (Special)
Jaime smacks Black Walder with his golden hand as he gives a lesson on threats.

Jaime: "Only a fool makes threats he's not prepared to carry out. Now let's say I threatened to hit you unless you shut your mouth, but you kept talking. What do you think I'd do?"
Black Walder: "I don't give a rat's-" *smack*
(Special)
22:03 (+3) Bronn:
Bronn starts instructing the Frey forces on the proper siege preparations: "Have your lads start digging perimeter trenches. Set pickets every hundred yards. And work double-time on those siege towers and trebuchets." (Special)
Yara forces Theon to drink while the fleet is docked.
Theon: "I don't want any."
Yara: "I don't care what you want. Drink."
(Special)
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