Game of Patrons #8 (GoT: Season 8)

Rk Team Total Change Behind Kills Politics Insults Wine Sex Kills Cmd. Thrones Deaths Special Feels
1 - 32 -1.5 - 2 2 4 4 4 2.5 3 2.5 (+0.5) 4 4
2 - 24 -1 8 4 1 3 3 (+0.5) 3 2.5 1 2.5 3 1
3 - 22 -2 10 3 3.5 2 1 1.5 2.5 2 2.5 1 3
4 - 22 4.5 10 1 (+1.5) 3.5 1 (+0.5) 2 (+0.5) 1.5 2.5 (+0.5) 4 2.5 (+0.5) 2 (+1) 2
Rk Team Total Change Behind Kills Politics Insults Wine Sex Kills Cmd. Thrones Deaths Special Feels
1 - 229 +112 - 1 (+3) 18 (+30) 51 (+10) 20 (+15) 30 0 (+3) 10 0 (+30) 45 (+21) 54
2 - 151 +74 78 4 (+12) 27 (+24) 36 (+5) 5 5 0 (+5) 8 0 (+3) 15 (+25) 51
3 - 143 +69 86 10 (+3) 9 (+24) 42 (+10) 15 (+5) 10 0 (+5) 7 0 (+12) 27 (+10) 23
4 - 137 +97 92 0 (+15) 27 (+15) 21 (+10) 10 (+5) 5 0 (+13) 20 0 (+9) 21 (+30) 33
Totals 660 +352 15 81 150 50 50 0 45 0 108 161
Rk Team Total Change Behind Streak Roto Tiebreaker Points/Game
1 - 2 +1 - W-2 32 114.5
t-2 2 1 +1 1 W-1 22 68.5
t-2 - 1 - 1 L-1 22 75.5
4 1 0 - 2 L-2 24 71.5

Episode 2: A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms

Brienne & Tormund <3 (esroback)
Tormund Giantsbane:
59 pts
112 74 Jason (j.stainless11)
Tyrion Lannister:
27 pts
You’re a White Walker, Harry (slscott0305)
Brienne of Tarth:
36 pts
97 69 Glass Onion Knight (codeofhodor)
Sandor Clegane (The Hound):
19 pts

Episode 3: The Long Night

Brienne & Tormund <3 (esroback)
Avg: 114.5 , Record: 2-0
You’re a White Walker, Harry (slscott0305)
Avg: 68.5 , Record: 1-1
Jason (j.stainless11)
Avg: 75.5 , Record: 1-1
Glass Onion Knight (codeofhodor)
Avg: 71.5 , Record: 0-2

Scenario Analysis for Episode 3: The Long Night

Jason (j.stainless11) 1-1, 75.5 points/game, #2t-

Optimal Scenario with Win

Brienne & Tormund <3 vs. You’re a White Walker, Harry [Matchup]
Brienne & Tormund <3 loses and you make up 10 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
You’re a White Walker, Harry loses, or they win and you don't lose more than 0 tiebreaker points to them. (maintain rank)
Jason vs. Glass Onion Knight [Matchup]
Resulting Record: 2-1, rank #1

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

Brienne & Tormund <3 vs. You’re a White Walker, Harry [Matchup]
You’re a White Walker, Harry wins, or they lose and you lose more than 0 tiebreaker points to them. (maintain rank)
Jason vs. Glass Onion Knight [Matchup]
Jason loses. (-1 rank)
Resulting Record: 1-2, rank #3

Glass Onion Knight (codeofhodor) 0-2, 71.5 points/game, #4

Optimal Scenario with Win

Brienne & Tormund <3 vs. You’re a White Walker, Harry [Matchup]
You’re a White Walker, Harry loses and you don't lose more than -2 tiebreaker points to them. (+1 rank)
Jason vs. Glass Onion Knight [Matchup]
Glass Onion Knight wins. (+1 rank)
Resulting Record: 1-2, rank #2

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

Jason vs. Glass Onion Knight [Matchup]
Resulting Record: 0-3, rank #4

You’re a White Walker, Harry (slscott0305) 1-1, 68.5 points/game, #2t-

Optimal Scenario with Win

Brienne & Tormund <3 vs. You’re a White Walker, Harry [Matchup]
Jason vs. Glass Onion Knight [Matchup]
Jason loses, or they win and you don't lose more than 0 tiebreaker points to them. (maintain rank)
Resulting Record: 2-1, rank #1

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

Brienne & Tormund <3 vs. You’re a White Walker, Harry [Matchup]
Jason vs. Glass Onion Knight [Matchup]
Jason wins, or they lose and you lose more than 0 tiebreaker points to them. (maintain rank)
Glass Onion Knight wins and you don't make up 2 tiebreaker points on them. (-1 rank)
Resulting Record: 1-2, rank #3

Brienne & Tormund <3 (esroback) 2-0, 114.5 points/game, #1

Optimal Scenario with Win

Brienne & Tormund <3 vs. You’re a White Walker, Harry [Matchup]
Resulting Record: 3-0, rank #1

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

Brienne & Tormund <3 vs. You’re a White Walker, Harry [Matchup]
Brienne & Tormund <3 loses. (-1 rank)
Jason vs. Glass Onion Knight [Matchup]
Jason wins and you lose more than -10 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Resulting Record: 2-1, rank #3

Round 1

  1. Jason chose: Jon Snow (#1)
  2. You’re a White Walker, Harry chose: White Walker (Night King) (#2)
  3. Glass Onion Knight chose: Daenerys Targaryen (#3)
  4. Brienne & Tormund <3 chose: Viserion (#4)

Round 2

  1. Brienne & Tormund <3 chose: Cersei Lannister (#5)
  2. Glass Onion Knight chose: Drogon (#6)
  3. You’re a White Walker, Harry chose: Jaime Lannister (#7)
  4. Jason chose: Tyrion Lannister (#8)

Round 3

  1. Jason chose: Rhaegal (#9)
  2. You’re a White Walker, Harry chose: Sansa Stark (#10)
  3. Glass Onion Knight chose: Davos Seaworth (#11)
  4. Brienne & Tormund <3 chose: Samwell Tarly (#12)

Round 4

  1. Brienne & Tormund <3 chose: Arya Stark (#13)
  2. Glass Onion Knight chose: Sandor Clegane (The Hound) (#14)
  3. You’re a White Walker, Harry chose: Bran Stark (#15)
  4. Jason chose: Varys (#16)

Round 5

  1. Jason chose: Missandei (#17)
  2. You’re a White Walker, Harry chose: Brienne of Tarth (#18)
  3. Glass Onion Knight chose: Bronn (#19)
  4. Brienne & Tormund <3 chose: Tormund Giantsbane (#20)

Round 6

  1. Brienne & Tormund <3 chose: Euron Greyjoy (#21)
  2. Glass Onion Knight chose: Gendry (#22)
  3. You’re a White Walker, Harry chose: Grey Worm (#23)
  4. Jason chose: Jorah Mormont (#24)

Round 7

  1. Jason chose: Theon Greyjoy (#25)
  2. You’re a White Walker, Harry chose: Wight Army (Extras) (#26)
  3. Glass Onion Knight chose: Beric Dondarrion (#27)
  4. Brienne & Tormund <3 chose: Yara Greyjoy (#28)

Round 8

  1. Brienne & Tormund <3 chose: Qyburn (#29)
  2. Glass Onion Knight chose: Lyanna Mormont (#30)
  3. You’re a White Walker, Harry chose: Melisandre (#31)
  4. Jason chose: Eddison Tollett (#32)

League Discussion

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Episode 2: A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms

Political Wins
Brienne defends Jaime to the skeptical court at Winterfell, convincing Sansa to accept Jaime.

to Sansa: "Without him, my Lady, you would not be alive. He armed me, armored me, and sent me to find you and bring you home. Because he had sworn an oath to your mother."
(Convincing Argument)
6:16 (+3) Jon Snow:
Daenerys addresses Jon as Warden of the North when asking his opinion on the Jaime Lannister matter, confirming his new position under his regime. (New Title)
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Brienne is revealed to be a commander for the upcoming Battle at Winterfell, overseeing the left flank.

"It's good ground. The rise - it should give us some advantage if we can keep a tight formation we might be able to beat them back."
(New Title)
Jaime pledges his services to Brienne: "I came to Winterfell because I'm not the fighter I used to be. But I'd be honored to serve under your command, if you'll have me." (New Follower/Prisoner)
Jorah convinces Daenerys to forgive Tyrion's failures and keep him on as Hand of the Queen. (Convincing Argument)
Theon returns North and pledges his services to Sansa. "I want to fight for Winterfell, Lady Sansa. If you'll have me." (New Follower/Prisoner)
Arya receives the new dragonglass spear she commissioned from Gendry. (New Weapon)
Brienne is knighted by Ser Jaime Lannister.

"In the name of the Warrior, I charge you to be brave.
In the name of the Father, I charge you to be just.
In the name of the Mother, I charge you to defend the innocent.
Arise, Brienne of Tarth - a knight of the Seven Kingdoms."
(New Title)
Samwell gifts the Tarly family sword to Jorah.

Samwell: "And I'd love to defend them with it. But I can't really hold it upright. Your father, he taught me how to be a man. How to do what's right. This is right."
(New Weapon)
Daenerys learns that Jon Snow may be the trueborn son of her brother, Rhaegar Targaryen, and a rival claimant to the Iron Throne. (Secret Discovery)
Insults Delivered / Funny Lines
to Jaime Lannister: "Your sister pledged to send her army north... I don’t see an army. I see one man with one hand." (Witty Insult)
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Tyrion: "Your Grace, I know my brother-"
Daenerys: "Like you knew your sister?"
(Witty Insult)
to Gendry: "I know Death. He's got many faces. I look forward to seeing this one. (Threat)
Tyrion comments on the Lannister brothers reunion as they are spat upon by Northerners.

"Well, here we are... together again. And the masses rejoice."
(Funny Line)
Tyrion: "So, we're going to die. At Winterfell. Not the death I would've chosen. I always pictured myself dying in my own bed, at the age of 80, with a belly fully of wine and a [in unison with Jaime] girl's mouth around my cock." (Funny Line)
Tyrion: "So, we're going to die. At Winterfell. Not the death I would've chosen. I always pictured myself dying in my own bed, at the age of 80, with a belly fully of wine and a [in unison with Jaime] girl's mouth around my cock." (Funny Line)
Brienne: "What are you doing? ... We have never had a conversation last this long without you insulting me, not once."
Jaime: "You want me to insult you?"
(Funny Line)
Daenerys: "I'm here because I love your brother. And I trust him. And I know he's true to his word. He's only the second man in my life I can say that about."
Sansa: "Who was the first?"
Daenerys: "Someone taller."
(Funny Line)
Tyrion: "You've had a strange journey."
Bran: "Stranger than most."
Tyrion: "I'd like to hear about it.
Bran: "It's a long story."
Tyrion: "If only we were in a castle, in the middle of winter with nowhere to go."
(Funny Line)
Sam defends his renowned fighting abilities
Jon Snow: "If you want to join them (Gilly and little Sam in the crypts)..."
Sam: "Everyone seems to forget that I was the first man to kill a White Walker. I've killed Thenns-"
Edd: "Thenn."
Sam: "I've saved Gilly more than once. I stole a *considerable* number of books from the Citadel library. Survived the Fist of the First Men. You need me out there!"
Edd: "Well if that's where it's come to we really are fucked."
(Funny Line)
Sam defends his renowned fighting abilities
Jon Snow: "If you want to join them (Gilly and little Sam in the crypts)..."
Sam: "Everyone seems to forget that I was the first man to kill a White Walker. I've killed Thenns-"
Edd: "Thenn."
Sam: "I've saved Gilly more than once. I stole a *considerable* number of books from the Citadel library. Survived the Fist of the First Men. You need me out there!"
Edd: "Well if that's where it's come to we really are fucked."
(Funny Line)
Edd: "Well if that's where it's come to we really are fucked."
Sam: "Well- calling you fucked wouldn't be strictly accurate."
(Witty Insult)
Edd: "Samwell Tarly. Slayer of White Walkers, Lover of Ladies. As if we needed any more signs the world was ending." (Funny Line)
to Jaime: "I wish father were here. I would love to see the look on his face when he realizes his two sons are about to die defending Winterfell." (Funny Line)
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to Tyrion: "It wasn't so simple. I was sleeping with my sister, and you had one friend in the world - who was sleeping with his sister." (Funny Line)
Brienne: "We didn't meant to interrupt, we were just looking for someplace warm to-"
Tyrion: "-to contemplate your imminent death. You've come to the right place."
(Funny Line)
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Brienne relents and allows her squire to have a drink.

Brienne: "I don't think that's wise - the battle might start at any moment."
[Podrick sad look]
Brienne: "Half cup."
(Funny Line)
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Tyrion: "Would you like a drink?"
Tormund: "Brought my own." [holds up horn of weird milk]
(Funny Line)
The telephone game of Westerosi epithets makes its way to Tormund.
to Jaime: "They call you Kingkiller."
(Funny Line)
Tormund tells the story of his name, Giantsbane.

"They call me Giantsbane. Want to know why?
I killed a giant when I was 10. Then I climbed right into bed with his wife.
When she woke up, you know what she did? Suckled me at her teat for three months.
Thought I was her baby. That's how I got so strong. Giant's milk."
(Funny Line)
to Arya: "You never used to shut up, now you're just sitting there like a mute." (Funny Line)
As Beric walks by to interrupt the moment between Arya Stark and Sandor:

"Oh for fuck's sake - may as well be at a bloody wedding."
(Funny Line)
Beric Dondarrion: "The Lord of Light has brought us together all the same. This is his moment. When light-"
Sandor: "Thoros isn't here anymore, so I hope you're not about to give a sermon. Because if you are, the Lord of Light's gonna wonder why he brought you back 19 times just to watch you die when I chuck you over this fucking wall."
(Threat)
to Sandor and Beric: "I'm not spending my final hours with you two miserable old shits." (Witty Insult)
42:40 (+3) Gendry:
Gendry with the deflection as he gets grilled by Arya.
Gendry: "Then she (Melisandre) tied me up, stripped me down, put leeches all over me."
Arya: "Was that your first time?"
Gendry: "No, yeah, I've never had leeches put all over my cock."
(Funny Line)
to Gendry: "I'm not the Red Woman. Take your own bloody pants off." (Funny Line)
Tyrion: "How about a song? One of you must know one. Ser Davos?"
Davos: "You'll pray for a quick death.
(Funny Line)
Glasses of Wine Consumed
Tyrion drinks in front of the fireplace at Winterfell as he chats with Jaime. "I wish father were here." (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Tyrion raises a toast - "to the perils of self-betterment" and Jaime just gets his lips on the cup as Brienne and Podrick barge in. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Podrick gulps down the overflowing full cup of wine poured by Tyrion. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Sandor drinks from his wineskin atop the ramparts of Winterfell. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Sandor shares his wineskin with Arya atop the ramparts of Winterfell. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Jaime refills his cup as the fireplace crew talks about the sexism of knighthood in Westeros. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Podrick drinks the last of his cup after Davos declares, "we're out of wine." (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Acts of Intercourse
44:21 (+15) Arya Stark:
Arya spends her last night rolling around with Gendry among the burlap sacks. "We're probably going to die soon. I want to know what it's like before that happens." (Act of Intercourse)
44:21 (+5) Gendry:
Gendry and Arya spend possibly their last night rolling among the burlap sacks. "We're probably going to die soon. I want to know what it's like before that happens." (Act of Intercourse)
A Game of Thrones
Daenerys sits at the head of the table in Winterfall's hall as she interrogates Jaime. (Basic Seat)
3:12 (+1) Jon Snow:
Jon is zoned out in his seat as the rest of the court in Winterfell interrogates Jaime. (Basic Seat)
Sansa is seated at the head table in Winterfell as the court interrogates Jaime Lannister. (Basic Seat)
Bran sits in his wheelchair at the Court of Winterfell.
Jaime: "We were at war. Everything I did, I did for my house and my family. i'd do it all again."
Bran: "The things we do for love."
(Basic Seat)
Lord Royce sits with Sansa as he cold-heartedly advises her to lock the peasants outside of Winterfell. "The moment we can get the last infantry men out onto the field, we should shut the gates." (Basic Seat)
Sansa sits down with Daenerys during their 1:1 chat. (Basic Seat)
Bran sits in his wheelchair while the group plans for the Battle of Winterfell. (Basic Seat)
Tyrion sits down to hear Bran's story.

Bran: "It's a long story."
Tyrion: "If only we were in a castle, in the middle of winter with nowhere to go."
(Basic Seat)
Jaime sits in front of the fireplace in Winterfell with Tyrion. (Basic Seat)
Brienne accepts Jaime's offer of a seat in front of the fireplace.
Jaime: "You really think any of us are going to sleep tonight? Join us."
(Basic Seat)
Jaime sits back down on his chair after inviting their new guests around the fireplace. (Basic Seat)
Podrick takes a seat among the fireplace crew. (Basic Seat)
Tormund sits down to regale the fireplace crew with the story of how he was named Giantsbane. (Basic Seat)
Unlike the scrubby Arya Stark and Sandor Clegane who are laid out on the floor, Beric Dondarrion is a knight and a man of taste, and chooses a small artisanal barrel to squat on as he joins them on the Winterfell ramparts. (Basic Seat)
Tormund and the fireplace crew continue sitting. (Basic Seat)
Brienne and the fireplace crew continue sitting. (Basic Seat)
Davos and the fireplace crew continue sitting. (Basic Seat)
Jaime and the fireplace crew continue sitting. (Basic Seat)
Davos and the fireplace crew continue sitting. (Basic Seat)
Tyrion sits as Davos declares "we're out of wine" to the fireplace crew. (Basic Seat)
Tyrion sits as Davos declares "we're out of wine" to the fireplace crew. (Basic Seat)
Brienne is sitting as Davos declares "we're out of wine" to the fireplace crew. (Basic Seat)
Davos sits as he declares "we're out of wine" to the fireplace crew. (Basic Seat)
Tormund is sitting as Davos declares "we're out of wine" to the fireplace crew. (Basic Seat)
Deaths
Jon Snow and Daenerys look upon the statue of Lyanna's tomb in the crypts of Winterfell, as Jon explains the story of his parentage. (Dead Body Appearance)
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Special
Daenerys rocks a lighter crimson and gray coat inside the hall of Winterfell. (Special)
8:29 (+3) Gendry:
Gendry tends to the coals in the forge at Winterfell and starts to hammer a piece of metal. (Special)
Podrick impresses in a sparring session on the training grounds at Winterfell.

Jaime: "He's come a long way."
Brienne: "He's alright. Still has a lot to learn."
(Special)
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Tormund gives the eye to Brienne during the battle planning meeting (3 seconds)

"We're all going to die... but at least we die together."
(Special)
"I am loyal to my Queen. I will fight for her until her *enemies* are *defeated.* (Special)
41:42 (+3) Gendry:
Gendry delivers the dragonglass spear he forged for Arya. (Special)
Lyanna tells off Jorah Mormont for trying to convince her to stay safe in the crypts.

Lyanna: "I have trained my men, women and children. I have fought before. I can fight again.
JORAH: "Please, listen to me. You're the future of our house."
LYANNA: "I don't need you to remind me of that."
Jorah: "You'll be safer in the crypt. These things we're fighting-
Lyanna: "I will not hide underground. I pledged to fight for the North - and I will fight."
Samwell, interrupting: "Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to-"
Lyanna: "It's all right. We're done here."
(Special)
After he gets passed over by the group as Tyrion Lannister entreats a song, Podrick surprises the group with his rich and moving rendition of the ballad, "Jenny of Oldstones". (Special)
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The Feels
Theon and Sansa share a heartfelt hug as he returns to the North with his Ironborn.

"I want to fight for Winterfell, Lady Sansa. If you'll have me."
(Warm Fuzzy Moment)
Davos encounters a Northern girl with a scarred face, much like Shireen Baratheon's.

Nothern girl: "Which way should I go?"
Davos: "Which way do you want to go?"
(Sad Feels)
Tormund bear tackles Jon Snow in the courtyard as the Beyond-the-Wall gang reunites in Winterfell. (Funny Line)
Grey Worm and Missandei make plans for summer vacation after the war is done.
Missandei: "My people are peaceful. We cannot protect ourselves."
Grey Worm: "My people are not peaceful. We will protect you."
(Warm Fuzzy Moment)
Grey Worm and Missandei make plans for summer vacation after the war is done.
Missandei: "My people are peaceful. We cannot protect ourselves."
Grey Worm: "My people are not peaceful. We will protect you."
(Warm Fuzzy Moment)
34:25 (+5) Jon Snow:
The three remaining Night's Watch members share some banter and reflect on their beginnings.
Samwell: "Think back to where we started. Us, Grenn, Pyp."
Jon: "Now it's just us three."
Edd: "Last man left, burn the rest of us."
(Warm Fuzzy Moment)
The three remaining Night's Watch members share some banter and reflect on their beginnings.
Samwell: "Think back to where we started. Us, Grenn, Pyp."
Jon: "Now it's just us three."
Edd: "Last man left, burn the rest of us."
(Warm Fuzzy Moment)
The three remaining Night's Watch members share some banter and reflect on their beginnings.
Samwell: "Think back to where we started. Us, Grenn, Pyp."
Jon: "Now it's just us three."
Edd: "Last man left, burn the rest of us."
(Warm Fuzzy Moment)
Tormund shotguns his entire horn of "giants' milk" as it pours down all over his beard to the dismay of Davos and others. (Ridiculously Funny Moment)
Arya and the Hound share a drink atop the ramparts of Winterfell.

Arya: "No, I mean, what are you doing up here? You joined the Brotherhood. You went beyond the Wall with Jon. You're here now. Why? When was the last time you fought for anyone but yourself?"
Sandor: "I fought for you, didn't I?"
(Warm Fuzzy Moment)
Arya and the Hound share a drink atop the ramparts of Winterfell.

Arya: "No, I mean, what are you doing up here? You joined the Brotherhood. You went beyond the Wall with Jon. You're here now. Why? When was the last time you fought for anyone but yourself?"
Sandor: "I fought for you, didn't I?"
(Warm Fuzzy Moment)
Brienne is knighted by Ser Jaime Lannister.

"In the name of the Warrior, I charge you to be brave.
In the name of the Father, I charge you to be just.
In the name of the Mother, I charge you to defend the innocent.
Arise, Brienne of Tarth - a knight of the Seven Kingdoms."
(Warm Fuzzy Moment)
Jaime knights Brienne of Tarth

"In the name of the Warrior, I charge you to be brave.
In the name of the Father, I charge you to be just.
In the name of the Mother, I charge you to defend the innocent.
Arise, Brienne of Tarth - a knight of the Seven Kingdoms."
(Warm Fuzzy Moment)
Jorah receives Heartsbane, Tarly family sword from Samwell, as a remembrance to his father, the Lord Commander Jeor Mormont.

Samwell: "And I'd love to defend them with it. But I can't really hold it upright. Your father, he taught me how to be a man. How to do what's right. This is right."
(Warm Fuzzy Moment)
Jorah receives Heartsbane, the Tarly family sword from Samwell, as a remembrance to his father, the Lord Commander Jeor Mormont.

Samwell: "And I'd love to defend them with it. But I can't really hold it upright. Your father, he taught me how to be a man. How to do what's right. This is right."
(Warm Fuzzy Moment)
Podrick delivers a heartfelt rendition of the ballad, "Jenny of Oldstones":

"High in the halls of the Kings who are gone
Jenny would dance with her ghosts
The ones she had lost and the ones she had found
And the ones who had loved her the most
The ones who'd been gone for so very long
She couldn't remember their names
They spun her around on the damp old stones
Spun away all her sorrow and pain
And she never wanted to leave
Never wanted to leave...
Never wanted to leave...
Never wanted to leave...
Never wanted to leave...
Never wanted to leave..."
(Sad Feels)