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More Wine (GoT: Season 6)

Rk Team Total Change Behind Kills Politics Insults Wine Sex Thrones Deaths Special Feels
1 - 36.5 5 - 3 3.5 (+1) 4.5 3.5 3 3.5 (+2.5) 6 (+2.5) 6 3.5
2 1 35 3.5 1.5 (+1.5) 5 (+2) 5.5 (+1) 4.5 3.5 3 3.5 2.5 (+0.5) 4 3.5
3 2 31.5 - 5 1 1.5 (+2.5) 6 3.5 (+2.5) 6 3.5 2.5 (+0.5) 4 3.5
4 3 30.5 -1 6 (+1.5) 5 (+2) 5.5 2.5 3.5 3 3.5 2.5 1.5 3.5
5 4 28 -3.5 8.5 2 3.5 2.5 3.5 3 3.5 2.5 (+0.5) 4 3.5
6 5 27.5 -4 9 (+1.5) 5 1.5 1 3.5 3 3.5 (+1.5) 5 1.5 3.5
Rk Team Total Change Behind Kills Politics Insults Wine Sex Thrones Deaths Special Feels
1 - 150 +150 - (+10) 10 (+6) 6 (+6) 6 0 0 0 (+20) 20 (+108) 108 0
2 1 35 +35 115 0 (+3) 3 (+9) 9 0 (+20) 20 0 0 (+3) 3 0
3 2 30 +30 120 (+12) 12 (+9) 9 (+6) 6 0 0 0 0 (+3) 3 0
4 3 25 +25 125 (+12) 12 (+3) 3 0 0 0 0 (+10) 10 0 0
5 4 24 +24 126 (+12) 12 (+9) 9 (+3) 3 0 0 0 0 0 0
6 5 14 +14 136 (+2) 2 (+6) 6 (+3) 3 0 0 0 0 (+3) 3 0
Totals 278 +278 48 36 27 0 20 0 30 117 0
Rk Team Total Change Behind Streak Roto Tiebreaker Points/Game
3 2 1 +1 - W-1 31.5 35
2 1 1 +1 - W-1 35 30
1 - 1 +1 - W-1 36.5 150
6 5 0 - 1 L-1 27.5 25
4 3 0 - 1 L-1 30.5 24
5 4 0 - 1 L-1 28 14

Episode 1: The Red Woman

"I Smell Something Burning" - Shireen Baratheon (mccallum2298)
Melisandre:
20 pts
35 25 Little Tiny Imp (Little Tiny Imp)
Tyene Sand:
15 pts
Sir Red (ian.t.idleman)
Doran Martell:
109 pts
150 14 Lady MelisAndrews (andrewsbryant2)
Alliser Thorne:
6 pts
Jennaerys Mother of Louies (jmeacham89)
Brienne of Tarth:
11 pts
24 30 Dany's got 99 problems and Jorah aint one (brookebenninger)
Obara Sand:
13 pts

Episode 2: Home

"I Smell Something Burning" - Shireen Baratheon (mccallum2298)
Avg: 35 , Record: 1-0
Lady MelisAndrews (andrewsbryant2)
Avg: 14 , Record: 0-1
Sir Red (ian.t.idleman)
Avg: 150 , Record: 1-0
Jennaerys Mother of Louies (jmeacham89)
Avg: 24 , Record: 0-1
Dany's got 99 problems and Jorah aint one (brookebenninger)
Avg: 30 , Record: 1-0
Little Tiny Imp (Little Tiny Imp)
Avg: 25 , Record: 0-1

Scenario Analysis for Episode 2: Home

Lady MelisAndrews (andrewsbryant2) 0-1, 14 points/game, #5

Optimal Scenario with Win

"I Smell Something Burning" - Shireen Baratheon vs. Lady MelisAndrews [Matchup]
Lady MelisAndrews wins. (+1 rank)
Sir Red vs. Jennaerys Mother of Louies [Matchup]
Sir Red loses and you make up 8.5 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Jennaerys Mother of Louies loses, or they win and you make up 2.5 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Dany's got 99 problems and Jorah aint one vs. Little Tiny Imp [Matchup]
Dany's got 99 problems and Jorah aint one loses and you make up 7 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Little Tiny Imp loses, or they win and you don't lose more than -0.5 tiebreaker points to them. (maintain rank)
Resulting Record: 1-1, rank #2

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

"I Smell Something Burning" - Shireen Baratheon vs. Lady MelisAndrews [Matchup]
Sir Red vs. Jennaerys Mother of Louies [Matchup]
Jennaerys Mother of Louies wins, or they lose and you don't make up 2.5 tiebreaker points on them. (maintain rank)
Dany's got 99 problems and Jorah aint one vs. Little Tiny Imp [Matchup]
Little Tiny Imp wins, or they lose and you lose more than -0.5 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Resulting Record: 0-2, rank #6

Sir Red (ian.t.idleman) 1-0, 150 points/game, #1

Optimal Scenario with Win

"I Smell Something Burning" - Shireen Baratheon vs. Lady MelisAndrews [Matchup]
"I Smell Something Burning" - Shireen Baratheon loses, or they win and you don't lose more than -5 tiebreaker points to them. (maintain rank)
Sir Red vs. Jennaerys Mother of Louies [Matchup]
Dany's got 99 problems and Jorah aint one vs. Little Tiny Imp [Matchup]
Dany's got 99 problems and Jorah aint one loses, or they win and you don't lose more than -1.5 tiebreaker points to them. (maintain rank)
Resulting Record: 2-0, rank #1

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

"I Smell Something Burning" - Shireen Baratheon vs. Lady MelisAndrews [Matchup]
"I Smell Something Burning" - Shireen Baratheon wins, or they lose and you lose more than -5 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Lady MelisAndrews wins and you lose more than -8.5 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Sir Red vs. Jennaerys Mother of Louies [Matchup]
Sir Red loses. (-1 rank)
Dany's got 99 problems and Jorah aint one vs. Little Tiny Imp [Matchup]
Dany's got 99 problems and Jorah aint one wins, or they lose and you lose more than -1.5 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Little Tiny Imp wins and you lose more than -9 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Resulting Record: 1-1, rank #4

Optimal Scenario with Win

"I Smell Something Burning" - Shireen Baratheon vs. Lady MelisAndrews [Matchup]
"I Smell Something Burning" - Shireen Baratheon loses, or they win and you don't lose more than -3.5 tiebreaker points to them. (maintain rank)
Sir Red vs. Jennaerys Mother of Louies [Matchup]
Sir Red loses, or they win and you make up 1.5 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Dany's got 99 problems and Jorah aint one vs. Little Tiny Imp [Matchup]
Resulting Record: 2-0, rank #1

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

"I Smell Something Burning" - Shireen Baratheon vs. Lady MelisAndrews [Matchup]
"I Smell Something Burning" - Shireen Baratheon wins, or they lose and you lose more than -3.5 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Lady MelisAndrews wins and you lose more than -7 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Sir Red vs. Jennaerys Mother of Louies [Matchup]
Sir Red wins, or they lose and you don't make up 1.5 tiebreaker points on them. (maintain rank)
Jennaerys Mother of Louies wins and you lose more than -4.5 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Dany's got 99 problems and Jorah aint one vs. Little Tiny Imp [Matchup]
Resulting Record: 1-1, rank #5

Optimal Scenario with Win

"I Smell Something Burning" - Shireen Baratheon vs. Lady MelisAndrews [Matchup]
Sir Red vs. Jennaerys Mother of Louies [Matchup]
Sir Red loses, or they win and you make up 5 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Dany's got 99 problems and Jorah aint one vs. Little Tiny Imp [Matchup]
Dany's got 99 problems and Jorah aint one loses, or they win and you make up 3.5 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Resulting Record: 2-0, rank #1

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

"I Smell Something Burning" - Shireen Baratheon vs. Lady MelisAndrews [Matchup]
Sir Red vs. Jennaerys Mother of Louies [Matchup]
Sir Red wins, or they lose and you don't make up 5 tiebreaker points on them. (maintain rank)
Jennaerys Mother of Louies wins and you lose more than -1 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Dany's got 99 problems and Jorah aint one vs. Little Tiny Imp [Matchup]
Dany's got 99 problems and Jorah aint one wins, or they lose and you don't make up 3.5 tiebreaker points on them. (maintain rank)
Little Tiny Imp wins and you lose more than -4 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Resulting Record: 1-1, rank #6

Jennaerys Mother of Louies (jmeacham89) 0-1, 24 points/game, #4

Optimal Scenario with Win

"I Smell Something Burning" - Shireen Baratheon vs. Lady MelisAndrews [Matchup]
"I Smell Something Burning" - Shireen Baratheon loses and you make up 1 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Lady MelisAndrews loses, or they win and you don't lose more than -2.5 tiebreaker points to them. (maintain rank)
Sir Red vs. Jennaerys Mother of Louies [Matchup]
Jennaerys Mother of Louies wins. (+1 rank)
Dany's got 99 problems and Jorah aint one vs. Little Tiny Imp [Matchup]
Dany's got 99 problems and Jorah aint one loses and you make up 4.5 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Little Tiny Imp loses, or they win and you don't lose more than -3 tiebreaker points to them. (maintain rank)
Resulting Record: 1-1, rank #1

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

"I Smell Something Burning" - Shireen Baratheon vs. Lady MelisAndrews [Matchup]
Lady MelisAndrews wins, or they lose and you lose more than -2.5 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Sir Red vs. Jennaerys Mother of Louies [Matchup]
Dany's got 99 problems and Jorah aint one vs. Little Tiny Imp [Matchup]
Little Tiny Imp wins, or they lose and you lose more than -3 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Resulting Record: 0-2, rank #6

Little Tiny Imp (Little Tiny Imp) 0-1, 25 points/game, #6

Optimal Scenario with Win

"I Smell Something Burning" - Shireen Baratheon vs. Lady MelisAndrews [Matchup]
"I Smell Something Burning" - Shireen Baratheon loses and you make up 4 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Lady MelisAndrews loses, or they win and you make up 0.5 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Sir Red vs. Jennaerys Mother of Louies [Matchup]
Sir Red loses and you make up 9 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Jennaerys Mother of Louies loses, or they win and you make up 3 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Dany's got 99 problems and Jorah aint one vs. Little Tiny Imp [Matchup]
Little Tiny Imp wins. (+1 rank)
Resulting Record: 1-1, rank #3

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

"I Smell Something Burning" - Shireen Baratheon vs. Lady MelisAndrews [Matchup]
Lady MelisAndrews wins, or they lose and you don't make up 0.5 tiebreaker points on them. (maintain rank)
Sir Red vs. Jennaerys Mother of Louies [Matchup]
Jennaerys Mother of Louies wins, or they lose and you don't make up 3 tiebreaker points on them. (maintain rank)
Dany's got 99 problems and Jorah aint one vs. Little Tiny Imp [Matchup]
Resulting Record: 0-2, rank #6

Round 1

  1. "I Smell Something Burning" - Shireen Baratheon chose: Tyrion Lannister (#1)
  2. Jennaerys Mother of Louies chose: Daenerys Targaryen (#2)
  3. Lady MelisAndrews chose: Cersei Lannister (#3)
  4. Sir Red chose: Ramsay Bolton (#4)
  5. Little Tiny Imp chose: Jaime Lannister (#5)
  6. Dany's got 99 problems and Jorah aint one chose: Arya Stark (#6)

Round 2

  1. Dany's got 99 problems and Jorah aint one chose: Sansa Stark (#7)
  2. Little Tiny Imp chose: Petyr Baelish (Littlefinger) (#8)
  3. Sir Red chose: Roose Bolton (#9)
  4. Lady MelisAndrews chose: Bran Stark (#10)
  5. Jennaerys Mother of Louies chose: Brienne of Tarth (#11)
  6. "I Smell Something Burning" - Shireen Baratheon chose: Melisandre (#12)

Round 3

  1. "I Smell Something Burning" - Shireen Baratheon chose: Samwell Tarly (#13)
  2. Jennaerys Mother of Louies chose: Theon Greyjoy (#14)
  3. Lady MelisAndrews chose: Jon Snow (#15)
  4. Sir Red chose: Jorah Mormont (#16)
  5. Little Tiny Imp chose: Margaery Tyrell (#17)
  6. Dany's got 99 problems and Jorah aint one chose: Bronn (#18)

Round 4

  1. Dany's got 99 problems and Jorah aint one chose: Varys (#19)
  2. Little Tiny Imp chose: High Sparrow (#20)
  3. Sir Red chose: Tommen Baratheon (#21)
  4. Lady MelisAndrews chose: Daario Naharis (#22)
  5. Jennaerys Mother of Louies chose: Davos Seaworth (#23)
  6. "I Smell Something Burning" - Shireen Baratheon chose: Tormund Giantsbane (#24)

Round 5

  1. "I Smell Something Burning" - Shireen Baratheon chose: Jaqen H'ghar (#25)
  2. Jennaerys Mother of Louies chose: Lancel Lannister (#26)
  3. Lady MelisAndrews chose: Alliser Thorne (#27)
  4. Sir Red chose: Doran Martell (#28)
  5. Little Tiny Imp chose: Hodor (#29)
  6. Dany's got 99 problems and Jorah aint one chose: Grey Worm (#30)

Round 6

  1. Dany's got 99 problems and Jorah aint one chose: Podrick Payne (#31)
  2. Little Tiny Imp chose: Walder Frey (#32)
  3. Sir Red chose: Trystane Martell (#33)
  4. Lady MelisAndrews chose: Missandei (#34)
  5. Jennaerys Mother of Louies chose: Olenna Redwyne (Grandma Tyrell) (#35)
  6. "I Smell Something Burning" - Shireen Baratheon chose: Randyll Tarly (#36)

Round 7

  1. "I Smell Something Burning" - Shireen Baratheon chose: Khal Moro (#37)
  2. Jennaerys Mother of Louies chose: Euron Greyjoy (#38)
  3. Lady MelisAndrews chose: Gilly (#39)
  4. Sir Red chose: Ellaria Sand (#40)
  5. Little Tiny Imp chose: Tyene Sand (#41)
  6. Dany's got 99 problems and Jorah aint one chose: Obara Sand (#42)

Round 8

  1. Dany's got 99 problems and Jorah aint one chose: Nymeria Sand (#43)
  2. Little Tiny Imp chose: Areo Hotah (#44)
  3. Sir Red chose: Gregor Clegane (The Mountain) (#45)
  4. Lady MelisAndrews chose: Loras Tyrell (#46)
  5. Jennaerys Mother of Louies chose: Yara Greyjoy (#47)
  6. "I Smell Something Burning" - Shireen Baratheon chose: Robin Arryn (#48)

Round 9

  1. "I Smell Something Burning" - Shireen Baratheon chose: Rickon Stark (#49)
  2. Jennaerys Mother of Louies chose: White Walker (Night King) (#50)
  3. Lady MelisAndrews chose: Mace Tyrell (#51)
  4. Sir Red chose: Olly (#52)
  5. Little Tiny Imp chose: Olyvar (#53)
  6. Dany's got 99 problems and Jorah aint one chose: Osha (#54)

Round 10

  1. Dany's got 99 problems and Jorah aint one chose: Tycho Nestoris (#55)
  2. Little Tiny Imp chose: Three-eyed raven (#56)
  3. Sir Red chose: High Septon of the Faith (S3) (#57)
  4. Lady MelisAndrews chose: Leaf (#58)
  5. Jennaerys Mother of Louies chose: Meera Reed (#59)
  6. "I Smell Something Burning" - Shireen Baratheon chose: Grand Maester Pycelle (#60)

Round 11

  1. "I Smell Something Burning" - Shireen Baratheon chose: Qyburn (#61)
  2. Jennaerys Mother of Louies chose: Kevan Lannister (#62)
  3. Lady MelisAndrews chose: The Waif (#63)
  4. Sir Red chose: Aeron Greyjoy (#64)
  5. Little Tiny Imp chose: Izembaro (Robert/Tywin actor) (#65)
  6. Dany's got 99 problems and Jorah aint one chose: Lem Lemoncloak (#66)

Round 12

  1. Dany's got 99 problems and Jorah aint one chose: Child of the Forest (#67)
  2. Little Tiny Imp chose: Dickon Tarly (#68)
  3. Sir Red chose: Talla Tarly (#69)
  4. Lady MelisAndrews chose: Melessa Tarly (#70)
  5. Jennaerys Mother of Louies chose: High Priestess of the Dosh Khaleen (#71)
  6. "I Smell Something Burning" - Shireen Baratheon chose: High Priestess Kinvara (#72)

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Recent Events (Full Log)

Episode 1: The Red Woman

Kills
Brienne cuts down the first Bolton soldier on horseback as she and Podrick rush in to save Sansa Stark. "It's a bloody woman!" (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Brienne cuts down the second Bolton soldier who stupidly dismounts his horse to engage an enemy he's knocked to the ground. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Brienne cuts down the horse of a Bolton soldier, pinning the soldier's leg (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Podrick stabs a Bolton soldier through the chest as he and Brienne charge in to rescue Sansa Stark. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Brienne ruthlessly slits the throat of a Bolton soldier pinned under his own horse. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Theon stabs a Bolton soldier through the back while he is battling Podrick Payne. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
26:48 (+10) Tyene Sand:
Tyene pulls out a dagger to stab Areo Hotah in the back, as Ellaria Martell begins her overthrow of the Martells. (Kill of Named Character)
Ellaria stabs Doran Martell as she overthrows the royal family of Dorne. "When was the last time you left this palace? You don't know your own people. Their disgust for you. Elia Martell raped and murdered, and you did nothing. Oberyn Martell butchered, and you did nothing. You're not a Dornishman. You're not our Prince." (Kill of Named Character)
Tyene takes the dagger from Areo Hotah's back and throws it at Doran Martell's fleeing messenger. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
28:42 (+10) Obara Sand:
Obara stabs Trystane through the face after he turns his back on her to face Nymeria Sand one-on-one. (Kill of Named Character)
Jorah and Daario discover the charred bones of a ram out on the hills near the Dothraki sea. It appears to be Drogon's work.

Daario: "You think our friend got him?"
Jorah: "Don't know anything else that can melt a ram's horn."
Daario: "We're on the right path, then."
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
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42:41 (+2) The Waif:
The Waif beats the crap out of blind Arya on the streets of Braavos.
Arya: "I can't see."
Waif: That's your problem, not mine."
(Minor Injury of Named Character)
Political Wins
Ser Alliser defends his treason against Lord Commander Jon Snow, and convinces the Night's Watch to side with him.

"You're right! We've committed treason, all of us. Jon Snow was my Lord Commander. I had no love for him. That was no secret. But I never once disobeyed an order. Loyalty is the foundation on which the Night's Watch is built. And the Watch means everything to me. I have given my life, we have all given our lives to the Night's Watch. Jon Snow was going to destroy the Night's Watch ... He thrust a terrible choice upon us. And we made it."
(Convincing Argument)
Alliser takes over as de facto Commander of the Night's Watch after explaining his mutinous actions to kill Jon Snow, and winning over the crowd. (New Title)
Ser Davos convinces Edd to seek help from the Wildlings instead of throwing his life away in an attack against Alliser Thorne. "You're not the only ones who owe your lives to Jon Snow. (Convincing Argument)
Given a redo, Lady Sansa finally accepts Brienne of Tarth into her service as a knight.
Brienne: "Lady Sansa, I offer my services once again. I will shield your back and keep your counsel and give my life for yours if need be. I swear it, by the Old Gods and the New."
Sansa: "And I vow... that you shall always have a place by my... hearth. and..."
Podrick assist" Meat and mead at my table."
Sansa: "...meat and mead at my table. And I pledge to ask no service of you that might bring you dishonor. I swear it by the Old Gods and the New. Arise."
(New Follower/Prisoner)
After saving her from capture by the Bolton soldiers, Brienne finally convinces Sansa Stark to accept her protection.
Brienne: "Lady Sansa, I offer my services once again. I will shield your back and keep your counsel and give my life for yours if need be. I swear it, by the Old Gods and the New."
Sansa: "And I vow... that you shall always have a place by my... hearth. and..."
Podrick assist" Meat and mead at my table."
Sansa: "...meat and mead at my table. And I pledge to ask no service of you that might bring you dishonor. I swear it by the Old Gods and the New. Arise."
(Convincing Argument)
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Tyene betrays Doran Martell, killing his bodyguard Areo Hotah as the first strike in Ellaria Sand's coup d'état of Dorne. (Act of Betrayal)
Ellaria betrays Doran Martell, stabbing him to death as she overthrows the royal family of Dorne.
Doran Martell: "My son... Trystane."
Ellaria: "Your son is weak, just like you. And weak men will never rule Dorne again."
(Act of Betrayal)
Ellaria performs a coups d'état and seizes control of Dorne after assassinating Doran and Trystane Martell.
Doran Martell: "My son... Trystane."
Ellaria: "Your son is weak, just like you. And weak men will never rule Dorne again."
(Acquire a New Castle/City/Army/Loot)
Obara and Nymeria arrive on the Dornish ship to assassinate Trystane.
Obara: "We're not here to feed you. We're here to kill you."
Nymeria: "You want her to do it? Or me?
(Act of Betrayal)
Obara and Nymeria arrive on the Dornish ship to assassinate Trystane.
Obara: "We're not here to feed you. We're here to kill you."
Nymeria: "You want her to do it? Or me?
(Act of Betrayal)
Daenerys is presented as a prisoner to Khal Moro after she is captured by his Dothraki horde. "For you, my Khal. The white-haired girl we found in the hills." (New Follower/Prisoner)
Daenerys convinces Khal Moro to not rape her by mentioning that she is the widow of Khal Drogo.
Daenerys: "I was wife to Khal Dorgo, son of Khal Bharbo."
Khal Moro: "Khal Drogo is dead."
Daenerys: " I know. I burnt his body."
Khal Moro: "Forgive me. I did not know. It is forbidden to lie with a Khal's widow. No one will touch you. You have my word."
(Convincing Argument)
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Insults Delivered / Funny Lines
to Ramsay: "Without Sansa, you won't be able to produce an heir. And without an heir, well... let's hope the Maesters are right and Lady Walda's carrying a boy." (Threat)
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Margery: "I am the Queen and I demand to see my brother."
Unella: "Sinners do not make demands. They make confessions"
(Comeback)
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Doran Martell: "My son, Trystane..."
Ellaria: "Your son is weak, just like you. And weak men will never rule Dorne again."
(Witty Insult)
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Tyrion with the completely uncalled-for burn on Varys.
Varys: "You walk as though the paving stones were your personal property. I used to steal from people like you when I was a boy."
Tyrion: "It's a good thing you're not a boy anymore. ... Because you have no cock."
(Witty Insult)
29:48 (+3) Varys:
Tyrion to homeless mother: "For your baby. To eat." [makes stuffing motion into mouth]
Varys. "She thinks you want to eat her baby."
(Funny Line)
to Jorah: "You're a romantic. I admire that. Sometimes I look at you and I think - 'so that's what I'll be like when I grow old.'" (Witty Insult)
36:25 (+3) Aggo:
Qhono: "You think she (Daenerys) has got white pussy hair too? You ever been with a girl with white pussy hair?"
Ahko: "Only when I was fucking your grandma."
(Witty Insult)
36:38 (+3) Qhono:
Ahko: "Pretty eyes, but she's an idiot."
Qhono: "She doesn't have to be smart to get fucked in the ass."
(Witty Insult)
Khal Moro: "Seeing a beautiful woman naked for the first time, what is better than that?"
Bloodrider 1: "Killing another Khal?"
Khal Moro: "Yes, killing another Khal."
Bloodrider 2: "Conquering a city and taking her people as slaves, and taking her idols back to Vaes Dothrak."
Bloodrider 1: "Breaking a wild horse, forcing it to submit to your will."
Khal Moro: "Seeing a beautiful woman naked for the first time is among the five best things in life."
(Funny Line)
Khal Moro reorts to Daenerys rattling off her many titles after being taking prisoner: "You are nobody, the millionth of your name, Queen of Nothing, slave of Khal Moro." (Witty Insult)
Alliser Thorne: "And you, Ser Davos, I will allow you to travel south. A free man, with a fresh horse."
Davos: "And some mutton. I'd like some mutton."
Alliser: "Wot?"
(Funny Line)
Night's Watchman: "Edd is our only chance.
Steve Cash: "It's a sad fucking statement if Dolorous Edd is our only chance."
(Funny Line)
Deaths
26:50 (+10) Areo Hotah:
Areo Hotah dies from a dagger to the back from Tyene Sand, as Ellaria Sand launches her coup d'état of Dorne. (Death)
Doran Martell bleeds out after being stabbed by Ellaria Sand. "When was the last time you left this palace? You don't know your own people. Their disgust for you. Elia Martell raped and murdered, and you did nothing. Oberyn Martell butchered, and you did nothing. You're not a Dornishman. You're not our Prince." (Death)
Special
Roose gives Ramsay a lecture that it is marriages and political acumen that establish dynasties, not winning on the battlefield.

"Do you feel like a victor? I rebelled against the crown to arrange your marriage to Sansa Stark. Do you think that burning wagons in the night and mowing down tired, outnumbered Baratheons is the same as facing a prepared and provisioned Lannister army?"
(Special)
Jaime refers to Myrcella's parentage as Cersei grives: "Listen- listen to me. She was my daughter and I failed her." (Special)
Doran 'Professor X' Martell turns out to not actually be a wheelchair-bound cripple at all - apparently he was just too lazy to walk anywhere during any part of S5. He takes thirty-two slow, gimpy steps along the way to his wheelchair. Then decides to adjust his dangling right foot for good measure, before fully sitting down.

5 steps in initial overhead scene (25:35)
7 steps to get up the stairs (25:40)
8 steps to the next set of stairs (25:47)
9 steps to the wheelchair (25:55)
3 steps to get in the wheelchair (26:06)
1 step to get his last dangling foot onto the wheelchair (26:11)
(Special)
29:17 (+3) Varys:
Tyrion references Varys' eunuch status in his comeback.
Varys: "You walk as though the paving stones were your personal property. I used to steal from people like you when I was a boy."
Tyrion: "It's a good thing you're not a boy anymore. ... Because you have no cock."
(Special)
Daario Naharis calls out Jorah's friendzone status like he sees it:
Jorah: "I've been all over the world. There's no escaping men like us."
Daario: "There's no escaping her, eh? You keep coming back. Why?"
Jorah: "You know why."
Daario: "Isn't it frustrating wanting someone who doesn't want you back?"
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