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High techers (GoT: Season 6)

Rk Team Total Change Behind Kills Politics Insults Wine Sex Thrones Deaths Special Feels
1 - 53 2.5 - 7 (+1) 8 (+1) 6.5 (+3) 6.5 3.5 4.5 4.5 8 4.5
2 1 52.5 9 0.5 (+4) 8 7 5 3 (+3) 7 4.5 (+2) 7.5 (+1) 6 4.5
3 1 42 -2.5 11 3 (+1.5) 5.5 8 8 3.5 4.5 (+0.5) 3 2 4.5
4 2 37 -0.5 16 1 5.5 6.5 3 3.5 4.5 (+2) 4.5 (+1) 4 4.5
5 1 36.5 -5.5 16.5 5 3.5 (+0.5) 1.5 3 8 4.5 1.5 5 4.5
6 1 36 0.5 17 (+2.5) 4 1 1.5 6.5 3.5 4.5 7.5 3 4.5
7 2 35.5 -3.5 17.5 2 (+0.5) 2 3 3 3.5 4.5 6 7 4.5
8 - 31.5 - 21.5 (+1) 6 (+0.5) 3.5 (+0.5) 4 3 3.5 4.5 1.5 1 4.5
Rk Team Total Change Behind Kills Politics Insults Wine Sex Thrones Deaths Special Feels
1 - 197 +23 - 32 (+12) 27 (+6) 18 (+5) 5 0 0 10 105 0
2 2 118 +71 79 (+40) 44 (+3) 18 (+3) 15 0 (+5) 5 0 (+11) 21 (+9) 15 0
3 - 92 +34 105 12 (+6) 15 (+12) 36 (+15) 25 0 0 (+1) 1 3 0
4 2 69 +3 128 22 12 (+3) 3 0 20 0 0 12 0
5 2 55 +33 142 (+20) 20 0 3 5 0 0 (+10) 21 (+3) 6 0
6 - 52 +19 145 0 15 (+3) 18 0 0 0 (+10) 10 (+6) 9 0
7 1 50 +31 147 (+16) 26 (+9) 12 (+6) 12 0 0 0 0 0 0
8 3 47 +13 150 2 (+3) 3 (+3) 9 0 0 0 (+1) 12 (+6) 21 0
Totals 680 +227 158 102 114 35 25 0 75 171 0
Rk Team Total Change Behind Streak Roto Tiebreaker Points/Game
3 - 2 +1 - W-1 42 30.67
4 2 2 +1 - W-2 37 17.33
1 - 2 - - L-1 53 65.67
5 3 2 - - L-1 35.5 15.67
2 2 2 +1 - W-2 52.5 39.33
7 1 1 +1 1 W-1 31.5 16.67
6 1 1 - 1 L-2 36.5 23
8 1 0 - 2 L-3 36 18.33

Episode 3: Oathbreaker

The usurpers (drico2424)
Rickon Stark:
10 pts
19 3 Czander's Unsullied (nczander14)
Gilly:
3 pts
Where are my dragons?! (zwalex68)
Ramsay Bolton:
14 pts
23 31 Renly's Rear Guard (rblaine.morris)
Smalljon Umber:
19 pts
Jaqen me crazy! (cerosner)
Eddard Stark:
20 pts
33 34 Meereen Biology (icohence)
Tyrion Lannister:
16 pts
Suck My Dinklage (kristinaelkington)
Jaime Lannister:
6 pts
13 71 sucken size up (arianamrusso)
Jon Snow:
57 pts

Episode 4: Book of the Stranger

Suck My Dinklage (kristinaelkington)
Avg: 15.67 , Record: 2-1
The usurpers (drico2424)
Avg: 17.33 , Record: 2-1
Jaqen me crazy! (cerosner)
Avg: 18.33 , Record: 0-3
Renly's Rear Guard (rblaine.morris)
Avg: 16.67 , Record: 1-2
Meereen Biology (icohence)
Avg: 30.67 , Record: 2-1
Czander's Unsullied (nczander14)
Avg: 23 , Record: 1-2
Where are my dragons?! (zwalex68)
Avg: 65.67 , Record: 2-1
sucken size up (arianamrusso)
Avg: 39.33 , Record: 2-1

Scenario Analysis for Episode 4: Book of the Stranger

The usurpers (drico2424) 2-1, 17.33 points/game, #4

Optimal Scenario with Win

Suck My Dinklage vs. The usurpers [Matchup]
The usurpers wins. (maintain rank)
Meereen Biology vs. Czander's Unsullied [Matchup]
Meereen Biology loses, or they win and you make up 5 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Where are my dragons?! vs. sucken size up [Matchup]
Where are my dragons?! loses, or they win and you make up 16 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
sucken size up loses, or they win and you make up 15.5 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Resulting Record: 3-1, rank #2

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

Suck My Dinklage vs. The usurpers [Matchup]
The usurpers loses. (-1 rank)
Jaqen me crazy! vs. Renly's Rear Guard [Matchup]
Renly's Rear Guard wins and you lose more than -5.5 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Meereen Biology vs. Czander's Unsullied [Matchup]
Meereen Biology wins, or they lose and you don't make up 5 tiebreaker points on them. (maintain rank)
Czander's Unsullied wins and you lose more than -0.5 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Where are my dragons?! vs. sucken size up [Matchup]
Where are my dragons?! wins, or they lose and you don't make up 16 tiebreaker points on them. (maintain rank)
sucken size up wins, or they lose and you don't make up 15.5 tiebreaker points on them. (maintain rank)
Resulting Record: 2-2, rank #7

Czander's Unsullied (nczander14) 1-2, 23 points/game, #6

Optimal Scenario with Win

Suck My Dinklage vs. The usurpers [Matchup]
Suck My Dinklage loses and you don't lose more than -1 tiebreaker points to them. (+1 rank)
The usurpers loses and you make up 0.5 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Jaqen me crazy! vs. Renly's Rear Guard [Matchup]
Renly's Rear Guard loses, or they win and you don't lose more than -5 tiebreaker points to them. (maintain rank)
Meereen Biology vs. Czander's Unsullied [Matchup]
Czander's Unsullied wins. (+1 rank)
Where are my dragons?! vs. sucken size up [Matchup]
Where are my dragons?! loses and you make up 16.5 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
sucken size up loses and you make up 16 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Resulting Record: 2-2, rank #3

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

Jaqen me crazy! vs. Renly's Rear Guard [Matchup]
Jaqen me crazy! wins and you lose more than -0.5 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Renly's Rear Guard wins, or they lose and you lose more than -5 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Meereen Biology vs. Czander's Unsullied [Matchup]
Resulting Record: 1-3, rank #7

Where are my dragons?! (zwalex68) 2-1, 65.67 points/game, #1

Optimal Scenario with Win

Suck My Dinklage vs. The usurpers [Matchup]
Suck My Dinklage loses, or they win and you don't lose more than -17.5 tiebreaker points to them. (maintain rank)
The usurpers loses, or they win and you don't lose more than -16 tiebreaker points to them. (maintain rank)
Meereen Biology vs. Czander's Unsullied [Matchup]
Meereen Biology loses, or they win and you don't lose more than -11 tiebreaker points to them. (maintain rank)
Where are my dragons?! vs. sucken size up [Matchup]
Where are my dragons?! wins. (maintain rank)
Resulting Record: 3-1, rank #1

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

Suck My Dinklage vs. The usurpers [Matchup]
Suck My Dinklage wins, or they lose and you lose more than -17.5 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
The usurpers wins, or they lose and you lose more than -16 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Jaqen me crazy! vs. Renly's Rear Guard [Matchup]
Renly's Rear Guard wins and you lose more than -21.5 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Meereen Biology vs. Czander's Unsullied [Matchup]
Meereen Biology wins, or they lose and you lose more than -11 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Czander's Unsullied wins and you lose more than -16.5 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Where are my dragons?! vs. sucken size up [Matchup]
Where are my dragons?! loses. (-1 rank)
Resulting Record: 2-2, rank #5

Renly's Rear Guard (rblaine.morris) 1-2, 16.67 points/game, #7

Optimal Scenario with Win

Suck My Dinklage vs. The usurpers [Matchup]
Suck My Dinklage loses and you make up 4 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
The usurpers loses and you make up 5.5 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Jaqen me crazy! vs. Renly's Rear Guard [Matchup]
Meereen Biology vs. Czander's Unsullied [Matchup]
Meereen Biology loses and you make up 10.5 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Czander's Unsullied loses, or they win and you make up 5 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Where are my dragons?! vs. sucken size up [Matchup]
Where are my dragons?! loses and you make up 21.5 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
sucken size up loses and you make up 21 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Resulting Record: 2-2, rank #4

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

Jaqen me crazy! vs. Renly's Rear Guard [Matchup]
Renly's Rear Guard loses. (-1 rank)
Meereen Biology vs. Czander's Unsullied [Matchup]
Czander's Unsullied wins, or they lose and you don't make up 5 tiebreaker points on them. (maintain rank)
Resulting Record: 1-3, rank #8

Meereen Biology (icohence) 2-1, 30.67 points/game, #3

Optimal Scenario with Win

Suck My Dinklage vs. The usurpers [Matchup]
Suck My Dinklage loses, or they win and you don't lose more than -6.5 tiebreaker points to them. (maintain rank)
The usurpers loses, or they win and you don't lose more than -5 tiebreaker points to them. (maintain rank)
Meereen Biology vs. Czander's Unsullied [Matchup]
Where are my dragons?! vs. sucken size up [Matchup]
Where are my dragons?! loses, or they win and you make up 11 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
sucken size up loses, or they win and you make up 10.5 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Resulting Record: 3-1, rank #2

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

Suck My Dinklage vs. The usurpers [Matchup]
Suck My Dinklage wins, or they lose and you lose more than -6.5 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
The usurpers wins, or they lose and you lose more than -5 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Jaqen me crazy! vs. Renly's Rear Guard [Matchup]
Renly's Rear Guard wins and you lose more than -10.5 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Meereen Biology vs. Czander's Unsullied [Matchup]
Meereen Biology loses. (-1 rank)
Where are my dragons?! vs. sucken size up [Matchup]
Where are my dragons?! wins, or they lose and you don't make up 11 tiebreaker points on them. (maintain rank)
sucken size up wins, or they lose and you don't make up 10.5 tiebreaker points on them. (maintain rank)
Resulting Record: 2-2, rank #6

sucken size up (arianamrusso) 2-1, 39.33 points/game, #2

Optimal Scenario with Win

Suck My Dinklage vs. The usurpers [Matchup]
Suck My Dinklage loses, or they win and you don't lose more than -17 tiebreaker points to them. (maintain rank)
The usurpers loses, or they win and you don't lose more than -15.5 tiebreaker points to them. (maintain rank)
Meereen Biology vs. Czander's Unsullied [Matchup]
Meereen Biology loses, or they win and you don't lose more than -10.5 tiebreaker points to them. (maintain rank)
Where are my dragons?! vs. sucken size up [Matchup]
sucken size up wins. (+1 rank)
Resulting Record: 3-1, rank #1

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

Suck My Dinklage vs. The usurpers [Matchup]
Suck My Dinklage wins, or they lose and you lose more than -17 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
The usurpers wins, or they lose and you lose more than -15.5 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Jaqen me crazy! vs. Renly's Rear Guard [Matchup]
Renly's Rear Guard wins and you lose more than -21 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Meereen Biology vs. Czander's Unsullied [Matchup]
Meereen Biology wins, or they lose and you lose more than -10.5 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Czander's Unsullied wins and you lose more than -16 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Where are my dragons?! vs. sucken size up [Matchup]
sucken size up loses. (maintain rank)
Resulting Record: 2-2, rank #5

Suck My Dinklage (kristinaelkington) 2-1, 15.67 points/game, #5

Optimal Scenario with Win

Suck My Dinklage vs. The usurpers [Matchup]
Suck My Dinklage wins. (+1 rank)
Meereen Biology vs. Czander's Unsullied [Matchup]
Meereen Biology loses, or they win and you make up 6.5 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Where are my dragons?! vs. sucken size up [Matchup]
Where are my dragons?! loses, or they win and you make up 17.5 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
sucken size up loses, or they win and you make up 17 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Resulting Record: 3-1, rank #2

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

Suck My Dinklage vs. The usurpers [Matchup]
Suck My Dinklage loses. (maintain rank)
Jaqen me crazy! vs. Renly's Rear Guard [Matchup]
Renly's Rear Guard wins and you lose more than -4 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Meereen Biology vs. Czander's Unsullied [Matchup]
Meereen Biology wins, or they lose and you don't make up 6.5 tiebreaker points on them. (maintain rank)
Czander's Unsullied wins and you don't make up 1 tiebreaker points on them. (-1 rank)
Where are my dragons?! vs. sucken size up [Matchup]
Where are my dragons?! wins, or they lose and you don't make up 17.5 tiebreaker points on them. (maintain rank)
sucken size up wins, or they lose and you don't make up 17 tiebreaker points on them. (maintain rank)
Resulting Record: 2-2, rank #7

Jaqen me crazy! (cerosner) 0-3, 18.33 points/game, #8

Optimal Scenario with Win

Jaqen me crazy! vs. Renly's Rear Guard [Matchup]
Jaqen me crazy! wins. (+1 rank)
Meereen Biology vs. Czander's Unsullied [Matchup]
Czander's Unsullied loses and you make up 0.5 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Resulting Record: 1-3, rank #6

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

Jaqen me crazy! vs. Renly's Rear Guard [Matchup]
Resulting Record: 0-4, rank #8

Round 1

  1. Meereen Biology chose: Tyrion Lannister (#1)
  2. Czander's Unsullied chose: Daenerys Targaryen (#2)
  3. Where are my dragons?! chose: Ramsay Bolton (#3)
  4. sucken size up chose: Gregor Clegane (The Mountain) (#4)
  5. Suck My Dinklage chose: Jaime Lannister (#5)
  6. The usurpers chose: Arya Stark (#6)
  7. Jaqen me crazy! chose: Cersei Lannister (#7)
  8. Renly's Rear Guard chose: Sansa Stark (#8)

Round 2

  1. Renly's Rear Guard chose: White Walker (Night King) (#9)
  2. Jaqen me crazy! chose: Petyr Baelish (Littlefinger) (#10)
  3. The usurpers chose: Bran Stark (#11)
  4. Suck My Dinklage chose: Jorah Mormont (#12)
  5. sucken size up chose: Jon Snow (#13)
  6. Where are my dragons?! chose: Varys (#14)
  7. Czander's Unsullied chose: Brienne of Tarth (#15)
  8. Meereen Biology chose: Bronn (#16)

Round 3

  1. Meereen Biology chose: Samwell Tarly (#17)
  2. Czander's Unsullied chose: Melisandre (#18)
  3. Where are my dragons?! chose: Margaery Tyrell (#19)
  4. sucken size up chose: Roose Bolton (#20)
  5. Suck My Dinklage chose: High Sparrow (#21)
  6. The usurpers chose: Davos Seaworth (#22)
  7. Jaqen me crazy! chose: Daario Naharis (#23)
  8. Renly's Rear Guard chose: Euron Greyjoy (#24)

Round 4

  1. Renly's Rear Guard chose: Rickon Stark (#25)
  2. Jaqen me crazy! chose: Jaqen H'ghar (#26)
  3. The usurpers chose: Missandei (#27)
  4. Suck My Dinklage chose: Podrick Payne (#28)
  5. sucken size up chose: Theon Greyjoy (#29)
  6. Where are my dragons?! chose: Doran Martell (#30)
  7. Czander's Unsullied chose: Hodor (#31)
  8. Meereen Biology chose: Olenna Redwyne (Grandma Tyrell) (#32)

Round 5

  1. Meereen Biology chose: Tormund Giantsbane (#33)
  2. Czander's Unsullied chose: Tycho Nestoris (#34)
  3. Where are my dragons?! chose: Tommen Baratheon (#35)
  4. sucken size up chose: Lancel Lannister (#36)
  5. Suck My Dinklage chose: Grey Worm (#37)
  6. The usurpers chose: Khal Moro (#38)
  7. Jaqen me crazy! chose: Loras Tyrell (#39)
  8. Renly's Rear Guard chose: Aeron Greyjoy (#40)

Round 6

  1. Renly's Rear Guard chose: Walder Frey (#41)
  2. Jaqen me crazy! chose: Trystane Martell (#42)
  3. The usurpers chose: Qyburn (#43)
  4. Suck My Dinklage chose: Gendry (#44)
  5. sucken size up chose: Alliser Thorne (#45)
  6. Where are my dragons?! chose: Randyll Tarly (#46)
  7. Czander's Unsullied chose: Gilly (#47)
  8. Meereen Biology chose: Three-eyed raven (#48)

Round 7

  1. Meereen Biology chose: Ellaria Sand (#49)
  2. Czander's Unsullied chose: Tyene Sand (#50)
  3. Where are my dragons?! chose: Obara Sand (#51)
  4. sucken size up chose: Nymeria Sand (#52)
  5. Suck My Dinklage chose: Areo Hotah (#53)
  6. The usurpers chose: Yara Greyjoy (#54)
  7. Jaqen me crazy! chose: Olly (#55)
  8. Renly's Rear Guard chose: High Priestess of the Dosh Khaleen (#56)

Round 8

  1. Renly's Rear Guard chose: Septa Unella (#57)
  2. Jaqen me crazy! chose: Osha (#58)
  3. The usurpers chose: Robin Arryn (#59)
  4. Suck My Dinklage chose: Beric Dondarrion (#60)
  5. sucken size up chose: Mace Tyrell (#61)
  6. Where are my dragons?! chose: Olyvar (#62)
  7. Czander's Unsullied chose: High Septon of the Faith (S3) (#63)
  8. Meereen Biology chose: Leaf (#64)

League Discussion

Stat Leaders (Full char list)  (Transactions)

Total Points
(+1) 111
(+57) 60
(+14) 48
(+16) 47
(+1) 29
Acts of Intercourse Points
20
(+5) 5
- -
- -
- -
Deaths Points
(+1) 12
(+1) 11
(+1) 11
(+1) 11
(+10) 10

Recent Events (Full Log)

Episode 3: Oathbreaker

Kills
Arthur Dayne stabs Howland Reed in the stomach. (Major Injury of Named Character)
The Targaryen Kingsguard stabs through one of Ned Stark's bannermen during Bran's vision. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Ned stabs the Targaryen Kingsguard, Gerold Hightower, through the throat. (Kill of Named Character)
Arthur slashes another of Ned Stark's bannermen across the neck. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Arthur Dayne cross-slices the throat of one of Ned Stark's bannermen with both swords. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Arthur Dayne stabs through the throat of another of Ned Stark's bannermen. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
An injured Howland comes to Ned's aid, stabbing Ser Arthur Dayne through the back of his neck. (Major Injury of Named Character)
Ned finishes off the mortally-wounded Targaryen Kingsguard Arthur Dayne. (Kill of Named Character)
38:29 (+2) The Waif:
The Waif beats the crap out of Arya in the training montage. (Scene 2: nighttime training with the staff) (Minor Injury of Named Character)
38:32 (+2) The Waif:
The Waif beats the crap out of Arya in the training montage. (Scene 3: daytime training with the staff) (Minor Injury of Named Character)
Smalljon Umber brings Ramsay the severed head of Rickon Stark's direwolf, Shaggydog, to prove his prisoner's identity. (Kill of Named Character)
49:19 (+40) Jon Snow:
Jon cuts the rope holding the gallows platform at Castle Black, executing Ser Alliser Thorne, Bowen Marsh, Othell Yarwyck, and Olly for their roles in the plot to assassinate him. (Kill of Named Character)
Political Wins
Sam convinces Gilly to go along with his plan to stay with his family in Horn Hill.
Gilly: "I know that, Sam. And he does too. You're the only one who ever has. If you think it's for the best... we trust you."
(Convincing Argument)
Gilly acknowledges Sam's stepfather status to little Sam. Samwell proceeds to vomit from all the subsequent feels.
Samwell: "I'd feel better if you threw something at me and stormed off."
Gilly: "I'd never do that to the father of my son."
(New Follower/Prisoner)
22:25 (+3) Varys:
Varys' investigations have exposed Vala, the Meereenese prostitute who lured the Unsullied to her brothel so that the Sons of the Harpy could murder them.
"I know who you are and what you've done. You've done a lot. You've sacrificed your body for a cause, which is more than most people do. And you've helped the Sons of the Harpy murder the Unsullied and the Second Sons."
(Secret Discovery)
submitted by moonbaseu92 (approved!)
27:55 (+3) Varys:
Varys has discovered the source of the rebellion's funding after coercing the prostitute Vala.
"Sorry.. I was busy, learning who funds the Sons of the Harpy. Some things you can't rush... The Good Masters of Astapor, and the Wise Masters of Yunkai, with help from their friends in Volantis."
(Secret Discovery)
27:55 (+3) Vala:
Valla sells out the Sons of the Harpy, taking Varys' offer to escape Meereen and a large bag of silver. (Act of Betrayal)
29:05 (+3) Qyburn:
Qyburn gains the loyalty of Varys' old spy network of little birds. They turn out to be beggar children from the streets of King's Landing, one of whom is named Arthur..
Qyburn: "Your eye looks much better, Arthur. How's your mother's jaw?"
Arthur: "Better."
Qyburn: "And your father?"
Arthur: "No one's seen him."
Qyburn: "And no one will. That worked out rather nicely."
(New Follower/Prisoner)
submitted by nsimmonds (approved!)
29:21 (+3) Qyburn:
Qyburn tracks down and recruits Varys' "little birds" of King's Landing. (Secret Discovery)
Kevan Lannister rebuffs Cersei's attempt to force her way into the Small Council discussions, by simply ordering the meeting to be moved.
Jaime Lannister: "We've got a lot to discuss. All of us together."
Cersei Lannister: "And seeing as you cannot make us leave, we best get on with it."
Kevan Lannister: "No, we cannot make you leave. And you cannot make us stay."
(Executive Decision)
The High Sparrow convinces Tommen Baratheon to stand down his demands for his mother's entry into the Sept to see Myrcella.
High Sparrow: "A true leader avails himself of the wisest counsel he can. And no one is wiser than the Gods."
Tommen: "My grandfather once said something similar. Except for the part about the Gods."
High Sparrow: "The Gods worked through him whether he knew it or not. As they work through your mother. There's so much good in all of us. The best we can do is to help each other bring it out."
(Convincing Argument)
Ramsay takes Osha and Rickon Stark as prisoners, after they are turned over to him by Smalljon Umber. (New Follower/Prisoner)
Smalljon Umber betrays Rickon Stark and Osha, who his house has been hiding as fugitives, turning them over to Ramsay Bolton. (Act of Betrayal)
Jon Snow turns over the Lord Commandership of the Night's Watch to Edd.
Edd: "What do you want me to do with this?"
Jon Snow: Wear it. Burn it. Whatever you want. You have Castle Black. My watch is ended."
(New Title)
Insults Delivered / Funny Lines
Tormund: "The think you're some kind of God, the man who returned from the dead."
Jon Snow: "I'm not a god."
Tormund: "I know that. I saw your pecker. What kind of God would have a pecker that small?
(Witty Insult)
7:25 (+3) Jon Snow:
Edd: "Your eyes are still brown. Is that still you in there?"
Jon: "I think so. Hold off on burning my body for now."
(Funny Line)
submitted by moonbaseu92 (approved!)
8:26 (+3) Gilly:
Gilly: "Did I ever tell you that I thought the sea was called 'the see' because it was nothing but water as far as the eye could see?"
Sam: "I don't think so."
(Funny Line)
submitted by cjcookart (approved!)
Tyrion: "A wise man once said, a true history of the world is a history of great conversations in elegant rooms."
Missandei: "Who said this?"
Tyrion: "Me. Just now."
*awkward long pause*
Tyrion: "... alright, no conversations."
(Funny Line)
to Greyworm and Missandei: "Alright no drinking, we can play without drinking. It's a wonderful game - I invented it. Here's how it works: I make a statement about your past; if I'm wrong, I drink. And if I'm right... maybe we can't play without drinking." (Funny Line)
to Qyburn: "Does he (Gregor Clegane) understand what we're saying? I mean, to the extent that he ever understood complete sentences in the first place." (Witty Insult)
"And what he's done to Gregor Clegane, is an abomination. We never sanctioned this, this... experiment, and I for one think it is in our best interest to have this beast destr- *gas leak*" (Funny Line)
submitted by klov3r (approved!)
Olenna: "I was invited, my dear, to help deal with several troublesome issues, such as the Queen's imprisonment."
Cersei: "Thank you for bringing it up. It's well past time we addressed the abuses I endured."
Olenna: "Margaery is the Queen. You are not the Queen, because you're not married to the king. I do appreciate these things can get a bit confusing in your family."
(Witty Insult)
Waif: "That's a short list. That can't be everyone you want to kill. Are you sure you're not forgetting someone?"
Arya: "Which name would you like a girl to speak?"
(Threat)
Ramsay Bolton: "When my father became Warden of the North, your house refused to pledge their banners."
Smalljon Umber: "Your father was a cunt."
(Witty Insult)
Smalljon Umber: "Fuck kneeling, and fuck oaths. I've got a gift for you."
Ramsay: "A girl, I hope. I prefer redheads."
(Funny Line)
to Ramsay Bolton and Harald Karstark: "And a boy, nice and young. The way Karstark likes 'em." (Witty Insult)
Glasses of Wine Consumed
After vomiting from his sea-sickness, Sam drinks from a wineskin of fermented pepto-bismol given to him by Gilly. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Tyrion drinks while making smalltalk with Greyworm and Missandei before the Meereenese council meeting. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Tyrion drinks from his refill as he, Grey Worm, and Missandei continue to wait for Varys at the Meereenese council meeting. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Ramsay drinks while hearing a proposal from Smalljon Umber (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Acts of Intercourse
2:24 (+5) Jon Snow:
Glorious Kit Harrington butt shot as the resurrected Jon Snow sits up from the table. (Non-sexual Nude Scene)
Deaths
The Targaryen Kingsguard dies after being stabbed through the throat by Ned Stark. (Death)
Arthur Dayne is killed by Eddard Stark after being stabbed through the back of the neck by Howland Reed. (Death)
Smalljon Umber confirms the death of the Greatjon:
to Ramsay Bolton: "Your father was a cunt, and that's why you killed him. I might have done the same to my father if he hadn't have done me the favor of dying on his own."
(Death)
Smalljon Umber brings Ramsay the severed head of Rickon Stark's direwolf, Shaggydog, to prove his prisoner's identity. (Death)
Olly is hanged for his role in the assassination of Jon Snow. (Death)
First Builder Yarwyck is hanged for his role in the assassination of Jon Snow. (Death)
+1 for Balon Greyjoy, +1 for Roose Bolton, +1 for Fat Walda Frey, +1 for Doran Martell, +1 for Trystane Martell, +1 for Areo Hotah
Special
Bran visits a scene from the past, watching his father Eddard Stark and his bannermen face off against two Targaryen Kingsguard. (Special)
Grey Worm with the second episode in a row with a three-syllable word:
"We conquered Astapor and Yunkai once. We will do it again and *execute* the Masters."
(Special)
Olenna to Cersei: "Margaery is the Queen. You are not the Queen, because you're not married to the king. I do appreciate these things can get a bit confusing in your family."
(Special)
Olenna to Cersei: "Margaery is the Queen. You are not the Queen, because you're not married to the king. I do appreciate these things can get a bit confusing in your family."
(Special)
Pycelle takes several steps as he quickly shuffles past Gregor Clegane on his way out of the Small Council room. (Special)
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Waif: "Who else was on Arya Stark's funny little list?"
Arya: "Cersei Lannister. Gregor Clegane. Walder Frey."
(Special)
43:46 (+3) Jon Snow:
Ramsay Bolton: "Why have you come to Winterfell, Lord Umber?"
Smalljon Umber: "The bastard Jon Snow led an army of Wildlings past the Wall."
(Special)
44:23 (+3) Jon Snow:
Ramsay Bolton: "Pledge your banners to House Bolton. Swear loyalty to me as Warden of the North and we will fight together to destroy the bastard and all his Wildling friends." (Special)
to Jon Snow: "I fought, I lost. Now I rest. But you, Lord Snow, you'll be fighting their battles forever." (Special)