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High techers (GoT: Season 6)

Rk Team Total Change Behind Kills Politics Insults Wine Sex Thrones Deaths Special Feels
1 - 46.5 6 - (+2) 6.5 3.5 4 4.5 4 4.5 (+2.5) 7 (+3.5) 8 4.5
2 1 44 3.5 2.5 (+2) 6.5 (+1) 5.5 (+2) 6.5 4.5 4 4.5 3 (+0.5) 5 4.5
3 2 44 3.5 2.5 4.5 (+3) 7.5 (+2) 6.5 4.5 4 4.5 3 (+0.5) 5 4.5
4 3 43.5 3 3 (+3.5) 8 (+3) 7.5 1.5 4.5 (+3.5) 8 4.5 3 2 4.5
5 4 39 -1.5 7.5 4.5 1.5 1.5 4.5 4 4.5 (+2.5) 7 (+2.5) 7 4.5
6 5 38 -2.5 8.5 2 (+1) 5.5 (+3.5) 8 4.5 4 4.5 3 2 4.5
7 6 37 -3.5 9.5 2 1.5 4 4.5 4 4.5 (+2.5) 7 (+0.5) 5 4.5
8 7 32 -8.5 14.5 2 3.5 4 4.5 4 4.5 3 2 4.5
Rk Team Total Change Behind Kills Politics Insults Wine Sex Thrones Deaths Special Feels
1 - 128 +128 - (+10) 10 (+3) 3 (+3) 3 0 0 0 (+10) 10 (+102) 102 0
2 1 51 +51 77 (+22) 22 (+9) 9 0 0 (+20) 20 0 0 0 0
3 2 25 +25 103 (+10) 10 (+6) 6 (+6) 6 0 0 0 0 (+3) 3 0
4 3 20 +20 108 (+2) 2 (+9) 9 (+6) 6 0 0 0 0 (+3) 3 0
5 4 18 +18 110 (+2) 2 0 0 0 0 0 (+10) 10 (+6) 6 0
6 5 16 +16 112 0 0 (+3) 3 0 0 0 (+10) 10 (+3) 3 0
7 6 15 +15 113 0 (+6) 6 (+9) 9 0 0 0 0 0 0
8 7 6 +6 122 0 (+3) 3 (+3) 3 0 0 0 0 0 0
Totals 279 +279 46 36 30 0 20 0 30 117 0
Rk Team Total Change Behind Streak Roto Tiebreaker Points/Game
2 1 1 +1 - W-1 44 25
4 3 1 +1 - W-1 39 18
1 - 1 +1 - W-1 46.5 128
3 2 1 +1 - W-1 43.5 51
7 6 0 - 1 L-1 37 16
8 7 0 - 1 L-1 32 6
6 5 0 - 1 L-1 38 15
5 4 0 - 1 L-1 44 20

Episode 1: The Red Woman

Suck My Dinklage (kristinaelkington)
Areo Hotah:
10 pts
18 6 Renly's Rear Guard (rblaine.morris)
Septa Unella:
3 pts
Jaqen me crazy! (cerosner)
Trystane Martell:
10 pts
16 51 Czander's Unsullied (nczander14)
Melisandre:
20 pts
Meereen Biology (icohence)
Ellaria Sand:
19 pts
25 20 sucken size up (arianamrusso)
Roose Bolton:
6 pts
Where are my dragons?! (zwalex68)
Doran Martell:
109 pts
128 15 The usurpers (drico2424)
Khal Moro:
9 pts

Episode 2: Home

sucken size up (arianamrusso)
Avg: 20 , Record: 0-1
Renly's Rear Guard (rblaine.morris)
Avg: 6 , Record: 0-1
Meereen Biology (icohence)
Avg: 25 , Record: 1-0
Where are my dragons?! (zwalex68)
Avg: 128 , Record: 1-0
Jaqen me crazy! (cerosner)
Avg: 16 , Record: 0-1
The usurpers (drico2424)
Avg: 15 , Record: 0-1
Suck My Dinklage (kristinaelkington)
Avg: 18 , Record: 1-0
Czander's Unsullied (nczander14)
Avg: 51 , Record: 1-0

Scenario Analysis for Episode 2: Home

The usurpers (drico2424) 0-1, 15 points/game, #6

Optimal Scenario with Win

sucken size up vs. Renly's Rear Guard [Matchup]
sucken size up loses, or they win and you make up 6 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Renly's Rear Guard loses, or they win and you don't lose more than -6 tiebreaker points to them. (maintain rank)
Meereen Biology vs. Where are my dragons?! [Matchup]
Meereen Biology loses and you make up 6 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Where are my dragons?! loses and you make up 8.5 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Jaqen me crazy! vs. The usurpers [Matchup]
The usurpers wins. (maintain rank)
Suck My Dinklage vs. Czander's Unsullied [Matchup]
Suck My Dinklage loses and you make up 1 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Czander's Unsullied loses and you make up 5.5 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Resulting Record: 1-1, rank #3

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

sucken size up vs. Renly's Rear Guard [Matchup]
sucken size up wins, or they lose and you don't make up 6 tiebreaker points on them. (maintain rank)
Renly's Rear Guard wins, or they lose and you lose more than -6 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Jaqen me crazy! vs. The usurpers [Matchup]
The usurpers loses. (-1 rank)
Resulting Record: 0-2, rank #8

Czander's Unsullied (nczander14) 1-0, 51 points/game, #3

Optimal Scenario with Win

Meereen Biology vs. Where are my dragons?! [Matchup]
Meereen Biology loses, or they win and you make up 0.5 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Where are my dragons?! loses, or they win and you make up 3 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Suck My Dinklage vs. Czander's Unsullied [Matchup]
Czander's Unsullied wins. (maintain rank)
Resulting Record: 2-0, rank #2

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

sucken size up vs. Renly's Rear Guard [Matchup]
sucken size up wins and you don't make up 0.5 tiebreaker points on them. (-1 rank)
Renly's Rear Guard wins and you lose more than -11.5 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Meereen Biology vs. Where are my dragons?! [Matchup]
Meereen Biology wins, or they lose and you don't make up 0.5 tiebreaker points on them. (maintain rank)
Where are my dragons?! wins, or they lose and you don't make up 3 tiebreaker points on them. (maintain rank)
Jaqen me crazy! vs. The usurpers [Matchup]
Jaqen me crazy! wins and you lose more than -6.5 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
The usurpers wins and you lose more than -5.5 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Suck My Dinklage vs. Czander's Unsullied [Matchup]
Czander's Unsullied loses. (-1 rank)
Resulting Record: 1-1, rank #6

Where are my dragons?! (zwalex68) 1-0, 128 points/game, #1

Optimal Scenario with Win

Meereen Biology vs. Where are my dragons?! [Matchup]
Where are my dragons?! wins. (maintain rank)
Suck My Dinklage vs. Czander's Unsullied [Matchup]
Suck My Dinklage loses, or they win and you don't lose more than -7.5 tiebreaker points to them. (maintain rank)
Czander's Unsullied loses, or they win and you don't lose more than -3 tiebreaker points to them. (maintain rank)
Resulting Record: 2-0, rank #1

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

sucken size up vs. Renly's Rear Guard [Matchup]
sucken size up wins and you lose more than -2.5 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Renly's Rear Guard wins and you lose more than -14.5 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Meereen Biology vs. Where are my dragons?! [Matchup]
Where are my dragons?! loses. (-1 rank)
Jaqen me crazy! vs. The usurpers [Matchup]
Jaqen me crazy! wins and you lose more than -9.5 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
The usurpers wins and you lose more than -8.5 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Suck My Dinklage vs. Czander's Unsullied [Matchup]
Suck My Dinklage wins, or they lose and you lose more than -7.5 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Czander's Unsullied wins, or they lose and you lose more than -3 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Resulting Record: 1-1, rank #5

Renly's Rear Guard (rblaine.morris) 0-1, 6 points/game, #8

Optimal Scenario with Win

sucken size up vs. Renly's Rear Guard [Matchup]
Renly's Rear Guard wins. (+1 rank)
Meereen Biology vs. Where are my dragons?! [Matchup]
Meereen Biology loses and you make up 12 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Where are my dragons?! loses and you make up 14.5 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Jaqen me crazy! vs. The usurpers [Matchup]
Jaqen me crazy! loses, or they win and you make up 5 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
The usurpers loses, or they win and you make up 6 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Suck My Dinklage vs. Czander's Unsullied [Matchup]
Suck My Dinklage loses and you make up 7 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Czander's Unsullied loses and you make up 11.5 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Resulting Record: 1-1, rank #4

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

sucken size up vs. Renly's Rear Guard [Matchup]
Renly's Rear Guard loses. (maintain rank)
Jaqen me crazy! vs. The usurpers [Matchup]
Jaqen me crazy! wins, or they lose and you don't make up 5 tiebreaker points on them. (maintain rank)
The usurpers wins, or they lose and you don't make up 6 tiebreaker points on them. (maintain rank)
Resulting Record: 0-2, rank #8

Meereen Biology (icohence) 1-0, 25 points/game, #2

Optimal Scenario with Win

Meereen Biology vs. Where are my dragons?! [Matchup]
Meereen Biology wins. (+1 rank)
Suck My Dinklage vs. Czander's Unsullied [Matchup]
Suck My Dinklage loses, or they win and you don't lose more than -5 tiebreaker points to them. (maintain rank)
Czander's Unsullied loses, or they win and you don't lose more than -0.5 tiebreaker points to them. (maintain rank)
Resulting Record: 2-0, rank #1

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

sucken size up vs. Renly's Rear Guard [Matchup]
sucken size up wins and you lose more than 0 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Renly's Rear Guard wins and you lose more than -12 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Meereen Biology vs. Where are my dragons?! [Matchup]
Meereen Biology loses. (maintain rank)
Jaqen me crazy! vs. The usurpers [Matchup]
Jaqen me crazy! wins and you lose more than -7 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
The usurpers wins and you lose more than -6 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Suck My Dinklage vs. Czander's Unsullied [Matchup]
Suck My Dinklage wins, or they lose and you lose more than -5 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Czander's Unsullied wins, or they lose and you lose more than -0.5 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Resulting Record: 1-1, rank #5

sucken size up (arianamrusso) 0-1, 20 points/game, #5

Optimal Scenario with Win

sucken size up vs. Renly's Rear Guard [Matchup]
sucken size up wins. (maintain rank)
Meereen Biology vs. Where are my dragons?! [Matchup]
Meereen Biology loses and you don't lose more than 0 tiebreaker points to them. (+1 rank)
Where are my dragons?! loses and you make up 2.5 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Jaqen me crazy! vs. The usurpers [Matchup]
Jaqen me crazy! loses, or they win and you don't lose more than -7 tiebreaker points to them. (maintain rank)
The usurpers loses, or they win and you don't lose more than -6 tiebreaker points to them. (maintain rank)
Suck My Dinklage vs. Czander's Unsullied [Matchup]
Suck My Dinklage loses and you don't lose more than -5 tiebreaker points to them. (+1 rank)
Czander's Unsullied loses and you don't lose more than -0.5 tiebreaker points to them. (+1 rank)
Resulting Record: 1-1, rank #3

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

sucken size up vs. Renly's Rear Guard [Matchup]
sucken size up loses. (-1 rank)
Jaqen me crazy! vs. The usurpers [Matchup]
Jaqen me crazy! wins, or they lose and you lose more than -7 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
The usurpers wins, or they lose and you lose more than -6 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Resulting Record: 0-2, rank #7

Suck My Dinklage (kristinaelkington) 1-0, 18 points/game, #4

Optimal Scenario with Win

Meereen Biology vs. Where are my dragons?! [Matchup]
Meereen Biology loses, or they win and you make up 5 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Where are my dragons?! loses, or they win and you make up 7.5 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Suck My Dinklage vs. Czander's Unsullied [Matchup]
Suck My Dinklage wins. (+1 rank)
Resulting Record: 2-0, rank #2

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

sucken size up vs. Renly's Rear Guard [Matchup]
sucken size up wins and you don't make up 5 tiebreaker points on them. (-1 rank)
Renly's Rear Guard wins and you lose more than -7 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Meereen Biology vs. Where are my dragons?! [Matchup]
Meereen Biology wins, or they lose and you don't make up 5 tiebreaker points on them. (maintain rank)
Where are my dragons?! wins, or they lose and you don't make up 7.5 tiebreaker points on them. (maintain rank)
Jaqen me crazy! vs. The usurpers [Matchup]
Jaqen me crazy! wins and you lose more than -2 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
The usurpers wins and you lose more than -1 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Suck My Dinklage vs. Czander's Unsullied [Matchup]
Suck My Dinklage loses. (maintain rank)
Resulting Record: 1-1, rank #6

Jaqen me crazy! (cerosner) 0-1, 16 points/game, #7

Optimal Scenario with Win

sucken size up vs. Renly's Rear Guard [Matchup]
sucken size up loses, or they win and you make up 7 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Renly's Rear Guard loses, or they win and you don't lose more than -5 tiebreaker points to them. (maintain rank)
Meereen Biology vs. Where are my dragons?! [Matchup]
Meereen Biology loses and you make up 7 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Where are my dragons?! loses and you make up 9.5 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Jaqen me crazy! vs. The usurpers [Matchup]
Jaqen me crazy! wins. (+1 rank)
Suck My Dinklage vs. Czander's Unsullied [Matchup]
Suck My Dinklage loses and you make up 2 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Czander's Unsullied loses and you make up 6.5 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Resulting Record: 1-1, rank #3

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

sucken size up vs. Renly's Rear Guard [Matchup]
sucken size up wins, or they lose and you don't make up 7 tiebreaker points on them. (maintain rank)
Renly's Rear Guard wins, or they lose and you lose more than -5 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Jaqen me crazy! vs. The usurpers [Matchup]
Jaqen me crazy! loses. (maintain rank)
Resulting Record: 0-2, rank #8

Round 1

  1. Meereen Biology chose: Tyrion Lannister (#1)
  2. Czander's Unsullied chose: Daenerys Targaryen (#2)
  3. Where are my dragons?! chose: Ramsay Bolton (#3)
  4. sucken size up chose: Gregor Clegane (The Mountain) (#4)
  5. Suck My Dinklage chose: Jaime Lannister (#5)
  6. The usurpers chose: Arya Stark (#6)
  7. Jaqen me crazy! chose: Cersei Lannister (#7)
  8. Renly's Rear Guard chose: Sansa Stark (#8)

Round 2

  1. Renly's Rear Guard chose: White Walker (Night King) (#9)
  2. Jaqen me crazy! chose: Petyr Baelish (Littlefinger) (#10)
  3. The usurpers chose: Bran Stark (#11)
  4. Suck My Dinklage chose: Jorah Mormont (#12)
  5. sucken size up chose: Jon Snow (#13)
  6. Where are my dragons?! chose: Varys (#14)
  7. Czander's Unsullied chose: Brienne of Tarth (#15)
  8. Meereen Biology chose: Bronn (#16)

Round 3

  1. Meereen Biology chose: Samwell Tarly (#17)
  2. Czander's Unsullied chose: Melisandre (#18)
  3. Where are my dragons?! chose: Margaery Tyrell (#19)
  4. sucken size up chose: Roose Bolton (#20)
  5. Suck My Dinklage chose: High Sparrow (#21)
  6. The usurpers chose: Davos Seaworth (#22)
  7. Jaqen me crazy! chose: Daario Naharis (#23)
  8. Renly's Rear Guard chose: Euron Greyjoy (#24)

Round 4

  1. Renly's Rear Guard chose: Rickon Stark (#25)
  2. Jaqen me crazy! chose: Jaqen H'ghar (#26)
  3. The usurpers chose: Missandei (#27)
  4. Suck My Dinklage chose: Podrick Payne (#28)
  5. sucken size up chose: Theon Greyjoy (#29)
  6. Where are my dragons?! chose: Doran Martell (#30)
  7. Czander's Unsullied chose: Hodor (#31)
  8. Meereen Biology chose: Olenna Redwyne (Grandma Tyrell) (#32)

Round 5

  1. Meereen Biology chose: Tormund Giantsbane (#33)
  2. Czander's Unsullied chose: Tycho Nestoris (#34)
  3. Where are my dragons?! chose: Tommen Baratheon (#35)
  4. sucken size up chose: Lancel Lannister (#36)
  5. Suck My Dinklage chose: Grey Worm (#37)
  6. The usurpers chose: Khal Moro (#38)
  7. Jaqen me crazy! chose: Loras Tyrell (#39)
  8. Renly's Rear Guard chose: Aeron Greyjoy (#40)

Round 6

  1. Renly's Rear Guard chose: Walder Frey (#41)
  2. Jaqen me crazy! chose: Trystane Martell (#42)
  3. The usurpers chose: Qyburn (#43)
  4. Suck My Dinklage chose: Gendry (#44)
  5. sucken size up chose: Alliser Thorne (#45)
  6. Where are my dragons?! chose: Randyll Tarly (#46)
  7. Czander's Unsullied chose: Gilly (#47)
  8. Meereen Biology chose: Three-eyed raven (#48)

Round 7

  1. Meereen Biology chose: Ellaria Sand (#49)
  2. Czander's Unsullied chose: Tyene Sand (#50)
  3. Where are my dragons?! chose: Obara Sand (#51)
  4. sucken size up chose: Nymeria Sand (#52)
  5. Suck My Dinklage chose: Areo Hotah (#53)
  6. The usurpers chose: Yara Greyjoy (#54)
  7. Jaqen me crazy! chose: Olly (#55)
  8. Renly's Rear Guard chose: High Priestess of the Dosh Khaleen (#56)

Round 8

  1. Renly's Rear Guard chose: Septa Unella (#57)
  2. Jaqen me crazy! chose: Osha (#58)
  3. The usurpers chose: Robin Arryn (#59)
  4. Suck My Dinklage chose: Beric Dondarrion (#60)
  5. sucken size up chose: Mace Tyrell (#61)
  6. Where are my dragons?! chose: Olyvar (#62)
  7. Czander's Unsullied chose: High Septon of the Faith (S3) (#63)
  8. Meereen Biology chose: Leaf (#64)

League Discussion

Stat Leaders (Full char list)  (Transactions)

Recent Events (Full Log)

Episode 1: The Red Woman

Kills
Brienne cuts down the first Bolton soldier on horseback as she and Podrick rush in to save Sansa Stark. "It's a bloody woman!" (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Brienne cuts down the second Bolton soldier who stupidly dismounts his horse to engage an enemy he's knocked to the ground. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Brienne cuts down the horse of a Bolton soldier, pinning the soldier's leg (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Podrick stabs a Bolton soldier through the chest as he and Brienne charge in to rescue Sansa Stark. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Brienne ruthlessly slits the throat of a Bolton soldier pinned under his own horse. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Theon stabs a Bolton soldier through the back while he is battling Podrick Payne. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
26:48 (+10) Tyene Sand:
Tyene pulls out a dagger to stab Areo Hotah in the back, as Ellaria Martell begins her overthrow of the Martells. (Kill of Named Character)
Ellaria stabs Doran Martell as she overthrows the royal family of Dorne. "When was the last time you left this palace? You don't know your own people. Their disgust for you. Elia Martell raped and murdered, and you did nothing. Oberyn Martell butchered, and you did nothing. You're not a Dornishman. You're not our Prince." (Kill of Named Character)
Tyene takes the dagger from Areo Hotah's back and throws it at Doran Martell's fleeing messenger. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
28:42 (+10) Obara Sand:
Obara stabs Trystane through the face after he turns his back on her to face Nymeria Sand one-on-one. (Kill of Named Character)
Jorah and Daario discover the charred bones of a ram out on the hills near the Dothraki sea. It appears to be Drogon's work.

Daario: "You think our friend got him?"
Jorah: "Don't know anything else that can melt a ram's horn."
Daario: "We're on the right path, then."
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
submitted by alicehanners (approved!)
42:41 (+2) The Waif:
The Waif beats the crap out of blind Arya on the streets of Braavos.
Arya: "I can't see."
Waif: That's your problem, not mine."
(Minor Injury of Named Character)
Political Wins
Ser Alliser defends his treason against Lord Commander Jon Snow, and convinces the Night's Watch to side with him.

"You're right! We've committed treason, all of us. Jon Snow was my Lord Commander. I had no love for him. That was no secret. But I never once disobeyed an order. Loyalty is the foundation on which the Night's Watch is built. And the Watch means everything to me. I have given my life, we have all given our lives to the Night's Watch. Jon Snow was going to destroy the Night's Watch ... He thrust a terrible choice upon us. And we made it."
(Convincing Argument)
Alliser takes over as de facto Commander of the Night's Watch after explaining his mutinous actions to kill Jon Snow, and winning over the crowd. (New Title)
Ser Davos convinces Edd to seek help from the Wildlings instead of throwing his life away in an attack against Alliser Thorne. "You're not the only ones who owe your lives to Jon Snow. (Convincing Argument)
Given a redo, Lady Sansa finally accepts Brienne of Tarth into her service as a knight.
Brienne: "Lady Sansa, I offer my services once again. I will shield your back and keep your counsel and give my life for yours if need be. I swear it, by the Old Gods and the New."
Sansa: "And I vow... that you shall always have a place by my... hearth. and..."
Podrick assist" Meat and mead at my table."
Sansa: "...meat and mead at my table. And I pledge to ask no service of you that might bring you dishonor. I swear it by the Old Gods and the New. Arise."
(New Follower/Prisoner)
After saving her from capture by the Bolton soldiers, Brienne finally convinces Sansa Stark to accept her protection.
Brienne: "Lady Sansa, I offer my services once again. I will shield your back and keep your counsel and give my life for yours if need be. I swear it, by the Old Gods and the New."
Sansa: "And I vow... that you shall always have a place by my... hearth. and..."
Podrick assist" Meat and mead at my table."
Sansa: "...meat and mead at my table. And I pledge to ask no service of you that might bring you dishonor. I swear it by the Old Gods and the New. Arise."
(Convincing Argument)
submitted by moonbaseu92 (approved!)
Tyene betrays Doran Martell, killing his bodyguard Areo Hotah as the first strike in Ellaria Sand's coup d'état of Dorne. (Act of Betrayal)
Ellaria betrays Doran Martell, stabbing him to death as she overthrows the royal family of Dorne.
Doran Martell: "My son... Trystane."
Ellaria: "Your son is weak, just like you. And weak men will never rule Dorne again."
(Act of Betrayal)
Ellaria performs a coups d'état and seizes control of Dorne after assassinating Doran and Trystane Martell.
Doran Martell: "My son... Trystane."
Ellaria: "Your son is weak, just like you. And weak men will never rule Dorne again."
(Acquire a New Castle/City/Army/Loot)
Obara and Nymeria arrive on the Dornish ship to assassinate Trystane.
Obara: "We're not here to feed you. We're here to kill you."
Nymeria: "You want her to do it? Or me?
(Act of Betrayal)
Obara and Nymeria arrive on the Dornish ship to assassinate Trystane.
Obara: "We're not here to feed you. We're here to kill you."
Nymeria: "You want her to do it? Or me?
(Act of Betrayal)
Daenerys is presented as a prisoner to Khal Moro after she is captured by his Dothraki horde. "For you, my Khal. The white-haired girl we found in the hills." (New Follower/Prisoner)
Daenerys convinces Khal Moro to not rape her by mentioning that she is the widow of Khal Drogo.
Daenerys: "I was wife to Khal Dorgo, son of Khal Bharbo."
Khal Moro: "Khal Drogo is dead."
Daenerys: " I know. I burnt his body."
Khal Moro: "Forgive me. I did not know. It is forbidden to lie with a Khal's widow. No one will touch you. You have my word."
(Convincing Argument)
submitted by nyan (approved!)
Insults Delivered / Funny Lines
to Ramsay: "Without Sansa, you won't be able to produce an heir. And without an heir, well... let's hope the Maesters are right and Lady Walda's carrying a boy." (Threat)
submitted by moonbaseu92 (approved!)
Margery: "I am the Queen and I demand to see my brother."
Unella: "Sinners do not make demands. They make confessions"
(Comeback)
submitted by smarlow13 (approved!)
Doran Martell: "My son, Trystane..."
Ellaria: "Your son is weak, just like you. And weak men will never rule Dorne again."
(Witty Insult)
submitted by nyan (approved!)
Tyrion with the completely uncalled-for burn on Varys.
Varys: "You walk as though the paving stones were your personal property. I used to steal from people like you when I was a boy."
Tyrion: "It's a good thing you're not a boy anymore. ... Because you have no cock."
(Witty Insult)
29:48 (+3) Varys:
Tyrion to homeless mother: "For your baby. To eat." [makes stuffing motion into mouth]
Varys. "She thinks you want to eat her baby."
(Funny Line)
to Jorah: "You're a romantic. I admire that. Sometimes I look at you and I think - 'so that's what I'll be like when I grow old.'" (Witty Insult)
36:25 (+3) Aggo:
Qhono: "You think she (Daenerys) has got white pussy hair too? You ever been with a girl with white pussy hair?"
Ahko: "Only when I was fucking your grandma."
(Witty Insult)
36:38 (+3) Qhono:
Ahko: "Pretty eyes, but she's an idiot."
Qhono: "She doesn't have to be smart to get fucked in the ass."
(Witty Insult)
Khal Moro: "Seeing a beautiful woman naked for the first time, what is better than that?"
Bloodrider 1: "Killing another Khal?"
Khal Moro: "Yes, killing another Khal."
Bloodrider 2: "Conquering a city and taking her people as slaves, and taking her idols back to Vaes Dothrak."
Bloodrider 1: "Breaking a wild horse, forcing it to submit to your will."
Khal Moro: "Seeing a beautiful woman naked for the first time is among the five best things in life."
(Funny Line)
Khal Moro reorts to Daenerys rattling off her many titles after being taking prisoner: "You are nobody, the millionth of your name, Queen of Nothing, slave of Khal Moro." (Witty Insult)
Alliser Thorne: "And you, Ser Davos, I will allow you to travel south. A free man, with a fresh horse."
Davos: "And some mutton. I'd like some mutton."
Alliser: "Wot?"
(Funny Line)
Night's Watchman: "Edd is our only chance.
Steve Cash: "It's a sad fucking statement if Dolorous Edd is our only chance."
(Funny Line)
Deaths
26:50 (+10) Areo Hotah:
Areo Hotah dies from a dagger to the back from Tyene Sand, as Ellaria Sand launches her coup d'état of Dorne. (Death)
Doran Martell bleeds out after being stabbed by Ellaria Sand. "When was the last time you left this palace? You don't know your own people. Their disgust for you. Elia Martell raped and murdered, and you did nothing. Oberyn Martell butchered, and you did nothing. You're not a Dornishman. You're not our Prince." (Death)
Special
Roose gives Ramsay a lecture that it is marriages and political acumen that establish dynasties, not winning on the battlefield.

"Do you feel like a victor? I rebelled against the crown to arrange your marriage to Sansa Stark. Do you think that burning wagons in the night and mowing down tired, outnumbered Baratheons is the same as facing a prepared and provisioned Lannister army?"
(Special)
Jaime refers to Myrcella's parentage as Cersei grives: "Listen- listen to me. She was my daughter and I failed her." (Special)
Doran 'Professor X' Martell turns out to not actually be a wheelchair-bound cripple at all - apparently he was just too lazy to walk anywhere during any part of S5. He takes thirty-two slow, gimpy steps along the way to his wheelchair. Then decides to adjust his dangling right foot for good measure, before fully sitting down.

5 steps in initial overhead scene (25:35)
7 steps to get up the stairs (25:40)
8 steps to the next set of stairs (25:47)
9 steps to the wheelchair (25:55)
3 steps to get in the wheelchair (26:06)
1 step to get his last dangling foot onto the wheelchair (26:11)
(Special)
29:17 (+3) Varys:
Tyrion references Varys' eunuch status in his comeback.
Varys: "You walk as though the paving stones were your personal property. I used to steal from people like you when I was a boy."
Tyrion: "It's a good thing you're not a boy anymore. ... Because you have no cock."
(Special)
Daario Naharis calls out Jorah's friendzone status like he sees it:
Jorah: "I've been all over the world. There's no escaping men like us."
Daario: "There's no escaping her, eh? You keep coming back. Why?"
Jorah: "You know why."
Daario: "Isn't it frustrating wanting someone who doesn't want you back?"
(Special)