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Clash of Cocks (GoT: Season 7)

Rk Team Total Change Behind Kills Politics Insults Wine Sex Thrones Deaths Special Feels
1 - 29.5 -1 - 2 4 4 4 4 2.5 2.5 4 2.5
2 - 22 - 7.5 3 (+1) 2 2 3 3 2.5 2.5 1.5 2.5
3 - 19.5 - 10 1 3 1 2 2 2.5 2.5 3 2.5
4 - 19 1 10.5 (+2) 4 1 3 1 1 2.5 2.5 1.5 2.5
Rk Team Total Change Behind Kills Politics Insults Wine Sex Thrones Deaths Special Feels
1 2 376 +247 - (+235) 275 (+6) 33 (+6) 36 5 15 0 0 12 0
2 1 365 +65 11 (+21) 67 (+6) 81 (+24) 96 (+5) 30 40 0 0 (+9) 51 0
3 1 221 +18 155 104 (+12) 36 (+6) 24 20 25 0 0 12 0
4 - 130 +20 246 (+8) 13 (+3) 39 (+6) 15 10 20 0 0 (+3) 33 0
Totals 1092 +350 459 189 171 65 100 0 0 108 0
Rk Team Total Change Behind Streak Roto Tiebreaker Points/Game
2 - 3 +1 - W-3 19 94
1 - 3 - - L-1 29.5 91.25
4 - 1 +1 2 W-1 19.5 32.5
3 - 1 - 2 L-3 22 55.25

Episode 4: The Spoils of War

Im the slut that Geoffrey killed with the crossbow (eboyer208)
Jaime Lannister:
20 pts
20 18 Dragon my sac across your face middle finger (xdkidd13)
Arya Stark:
12 pts
Littlefinger dick (hollowface1237)
Bronn:
36 pts
65 247 Boners are Coming (dundundun69)
Daenerys Targaryen:
243 pts

Episode 5: Eastwatch

Littlefinger dick (hollowface1237)
Avg: 91.25 , Record: 3-1
Dragon my sac across your face middle finger (xdkidd13)
Avg: 55.25 , Record: 1-3
Im the slut that Geoffrey killed with the crossbow (eboyer208)
Avg: 32.5 , Record: 1-3
Boners are Coming (dundundun69)
Avg: 94 , Record: 3-1

Scenario Analysis for Episode 5: Eastwatch

Boners are Coming (dundundun69) 3-1, 94 points/game, #2

Optimal Scenario with Win

Littlefinger dick vs. Dragon my sac across your face middle finger [Matchup]
Littlefinger dick loses, or they win and you make up 10.5 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Im the slut that Geoffrey killed with the crossbow vs. Boners are Coming [Matchup]
Resulting Record: 4-1, rank #1

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

Littlefinger dick vs. Dragon my sac across your face middle finger [Matchup]
Littlefinger dick wins, or they lose and you don't make up 10.5 tiebreaker points on them. (maintain rank)
Im the slut that Geoffrey killed with the crossbow vs. Boners are Coming [Matchup]
Resulting Record: 3-2, rank #2

Optimal Scenario with Win

Littlefinger dick vs. Dragon my sac across your face middle finger [Matchup]
Dragon my sac across your face middle finger loses, or they win and you make up 2.5 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Im the slut that Geoffrey killed with the crossbow vs. Boners are Coming [Matchup]
Resulting Record: 2-3, rank #3

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

Littlefinger dick vs. Dragon my sac across your face middle finger [Matchup]
Dragon my sac across your face middle finger wins, or they lose and you don't make up 2.5 tiebreaker points on them. (maintain rank)
Im the slut that Geoffrey killed with the crossbow vs. Boners are Coming [Matchup]
Resulting Record: 1-4, rank #4

Optimal Scenario with Win

Littlefinger dick vs. Dragon my sac across your face middle finger [Matchup]
Im the slut that Geoffrey killed with the crossbow vs. Boners are Coming [Matchup]
Im the slut that Geoffrey killed with the crossbow loses, or they win and you don't lose more than -2.5 tiebreaker points to them. (maintain rank)
Resulting Record: 2-3, rank #3

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

Littlefinger dick vs. Dragon my sac across your face middle finger [Matchup]
Im the slut that Geoffrey killed with the crossbow vs. Boners are Coming [Matchup]
Im the slut that Geoffrey killed with the crossbow wins, or they lose and you lose more than -2.5 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Resulting Record: 1-4, rank #4

Littlefinger dick (hollowface1237) 3-1, 91.25 points/game, #1

Optimal Scenario with Win

Littlefinger dick vs. Dragon my sac across your face middle finger [Matchup]
Im the slut that Geoffrey killed with the crossbow vs. Boners are Coming [Matchup]
Boners are Coming loses, or they win and you don't lose more than -10.5 tiebreaker points to them. (maintain rank)
Resulting Record: 4-1, rank #1

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

Littlefinger dick vs. Dragon my sac across your face middle finger [Matchup]
Im the slut that Geoffrey killed with the crossbow vs. Boners are Coming [Matchup]
Boners are Coming wins, or they lose and you lose more than -10.5 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Resulting Record: 3-2, rank #2

Round 1

  1. Boners are Coming chose: Daenerys Targaryen (#1)
  2. Littlefinger dick chose: Jon Snow (#2)
  3. Im the slut that Geoffrey killed with the crossbow chose: Jaime Lannister (#3)
  4. Dragon my sac across your face middle finger chose: Arya Stark (#4)

Round 2

  1. Dragon my sac across your face middle finger chose: Sansa Stark (#5)
  2. Im the slut that Geoffrey killed with the crossbow chose: Petyr Baelish (Littlefinger) (#6)
  3. Littlefinger dick chose: Cersei Lannister (#7)
  4. Boners are Coming chose: Tyrion Lannister (#8)

Round 3

  1. Boners are Coming chose: Brienne of Tarth (#9)
  2. Littlefinger dick chose: Bronn (#10)
  3. Im the slut that Geoffrey killed with the crossbow chose: Varys (#11)
  4. Dragon my sac across your face middle finger chose: White Walker (Night King) (#12)

Round 4

  1. Dragon my sac across your face middle finger chose: Bran Stark (#13)
  2. Im the slut that Geoffrey killed with the crossbow chose: Gregor Clegane (The Mountain) (#14)
  3. Littlefinger dick chose: Sandor Clegane (The Hound) (#15)
  4. Boners are Coming chose: Grey Worm (#16)

Round 5

  1. Boners are Coming chose: Tormund Giantsbane (#17)
  2. Littlefinger dick chose: Euron Greyjoy (#18)
  3. Im the slut that Geoffrey killed with the crossbow chose: Qyburn (#19)
  4. Dragon my sac across your face middle finger chose: Missandei (#20)

Round 6

  1. Dragon my sac across your face middle finger chose: Melisandre (#21)
  2. Im the slut that Geoffrey killed with the crossbow chose: Samwell Tarly (#22)
  3. Littlefinger dick chose: Olenna Redwyne (Grandma Tyrell) (#23)
  4. Boners are Coming chose: Gendry (#24)

Round 7

  1. Boners are Coming chose: Yara Greyjoy (#25)
  2. Littlefinger dick chose: Davos Seaworth (#26)
  3. Im the slut that Geoffrey killed with the crossbow chose: Podrick Payne (#27)
  4. Dragon my sac across your face middle finger chose: Theon Greyjoy (#28)

Round 8

  1. Dragon my sac across your face middle finger chose: Jorah Mormont (#29)
  2. Im the slut that Geoffrey killed with the crossbow chose: Meera Reed (#30)
  3. Littlefinger dick chose: Ellaria Sand (#31)
  4. Boners are Coming chose: Beric Dondarrion (#32)

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Episode 4: The Spoils of War

Kills
Brienne beats lucky man Podrick badly in a sparring session at Winterfell, before Arya Stark inerrupts.

Brienne: "Don't lunge."
Brienne: "Don't go where your enemy leads you."
Brienne: "And don't-"
Arya: "Don't fight someone like her in the first place."
(Minor Injury of Named Character)
Daenerys, riding on Drogon's back, breaks the line of Lannister soldiers with a breath of fire. "Dracarys." (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Daenerys and Drogon make a strafing run on the Lannister caravan, torching 34 soldiers and a dozen loot wagons in the process. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Daenerys and Drogon begin a second strafing run after a volley of arrows from Jaime Lannister's archers fail to have any effect. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Dickon stabs the dual-wielding Dothraki screamer through the back while he is engaged in battle with Jaime. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
As Bronn runs through the chaos of the battlefield, he shoves aside a burning Lannister soldier and encounters two other burning men. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
44:16 (+2) Bronn:
Bronn unsheathes a sword out of the torso of an impaled, flailing Lannister soldier, inflicting the fatal damage on the way out. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
44:18 (+4) Bronn:
Bronn runs through the chaos of the battlefield to make his way over to the Scorpion, cutting down two Dothraki screamers with the sword he takes from the torso of an impaled Lannister soldier. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
44:56 (+10) Bronn:
Bronn blows away the Dothraki screamer with a bolt from the Scorpion. (Kill of Named Character)
Jaime surveys the losing battle, witnessing a field of Lannister soldiers being burned alive. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Daenerys and Drogon go on a third strafing run, flying over the river and targeting Jaime Lannister's position. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
47:34 (+5) Bronn:
After a miss on his first shot, Bronn strikes a bolt from the Scorpio into Drogon's right shoulder, sending him spiraling out of control and forcing Daenerys to the ground. (Major Injury of Named Character)
Drogon gets to roasts two consolation horses after Bronn tackles Jaime Lannnister out of the way from his ill-fated charge at Daenerys. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Political Wins
Jaime acquires all of the Tyrell gold after taking Highgarden, although it is bound for the Iron Bank. (Acquire a New Castle/City/Army/Loot)
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Bran receives Lord Baelish's Valyrian steel dagger, which was used in an attempt to assassinate him in Season 1.

Petyr Baelish: "This is for you. The last man who wielded meant to cut your throat, but your mother fought him off."
(New Weapon)
Arya convinces the Winterfell guards to allow her into the castle: "I'm getting into this castle one way or another. If I'm not who I say I am, I won't last long. But if I am, and Sansa finds you've turned me away..." (Convincing Argument)
At the Stark sibling reunion party, Bran regifts Littlefinger's Valyrian steel dagger to Arya.

Arya: "Are you sure? It's Valyrian steel."
Bran: "It's wasted on a cripple."
(New Weapon)
23:05 (+3) Jon Snow:
Jon reveals the ancient petroglyphs carved into the obsidian cave at Dragonstone, showing the Children of the Forest and the First Men fighting together against the White Walkers.

"There is something else I want to show you, Your Grace. The children of the forest made these. ... A very long time ago. They were right here, standing where we're standing. Before there were Targaryens or Starks or Lannisters. ... They were here together, the children and the First Men.
... They fought together against their common enemy. Despite their differences, despite their suspicions. Together. We need to do the same if we're going to survive. Because the enemy is real. It's always been real."
(Secret Discovery)
Arya asserts that Brienne's vow means that she serves her as well, compelling her to engage in a sparring match. "You swore to serve both my mother's daughters, didn't you?" (New Follower/Prisoner)
Ignoring the stern advice of Tyrion and all her other advisors, Daenerys finally puts herself and her dragons into action, riding Drogon into the field of battle to attack the Lannister caravan. (Executive Decision)
45:01 (+3) Bronn:
Bronn arrives to the wagon and unveils the Scorpion, a high-powered dragon-killing ballista. (New Weapon)
Although Drogon is injured, Daenerys and her Dothraki horde are successful in attacking the wagon train of Tyrell loot and breaking the Lannister army. (Victorious Battle)
Insults Delivered / Funny Lines
Bran interrupts Littlefinger's meddling mind games as soon as Littlefinger mentions chaos with a comeback that leaves Littlefinger speechless and his underpants soiled: "Chaos is a ladder" (Threat)
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0:00 (+3) Bronn:
Jaime to Bronn: Besides think of the upkeep, the more you own the more it weighs you down.

Bronn To Jaime: Is that why you're so glum eh? All your new riches weighing you down?
(Witty Insult)
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3:55 (+3) Bronn:
to Jaime: "You've just won the biggest prize in the world, what do you possibly have to be upset about? C'mon you can tell me - the Queen of Thorns give you one last prick in the balls before saying goodbye?" (Witty Insult)
Bronn: "You've just won the biggest prize in the world, what do you possibly have to be upset about? C'mon you can tell me - the Queen of Thorns give you one last prick in the balls before saying goodbye?"
Jaime: "I'll save my confessions for the High Septon."
Bronn: "There is no more High Septon."
Jaime: "No, there isn't, is there?"
(Comeback)
to Bronn: "Ser Bronn of the Blackwater, formerly of... whatever nameless shit-heap you're from... with a saddleback full of gold, complaining about not getting paid." (Witty Insult)
to Arya: "Look, its cold and we're busy. So you know... best fuck off." (Witty Insult)
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Missandei: "Your Grace, there's still no word from the Unsullied."
Daenerys: "Soon, he (Grey Worm) will come back to you."
Missandei: "He better."
Daenerys: "What happened?"
Missandei: "Many things."
Daenerys: "... many things?" ?
(Funny Line)
Brienne: "You can't use that, My Lady, it's too small." (referring to Arya's sword, Needle)
Arya: "I won't cut you, don't worry."
(Threat)
Davos: "What do you think of her?"
Jon: "Who?"
Davos: "I believe you know of whom I speak." ?
Jon: "I think she has a good heart."
Davos: "A good heart? I've noticed you staring at her good heart."
(Funny Line)
Davos corrects Jon's grammar with a classic callback from his former King, Stannis Baratheon:

Jon Snow: "How many men do we have in the North to fight him? 10,000? Less?"
Davos: "Fewer."
Jon: "What?"
(Funny Line)
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Missandei: "Ser Davos, Lord Snow."
Davos: "King Snow, isn't it? No, that doesn't sound right. King Jon?"
(Funny Line)
Missandei: "We don't have marriage in Narth, so the concept of a bastard doesn't exist."
Davos: "That sounds... liberating."
(Funny Line)
Missandei: "All of us who came with her from Essos, we believe in her. She's not our Queen because she's the daughter of some king we never knew. She's the Queen we chose."
Davos, to Jon Snow: "Will you forgive me if I switch sides?"
(Funny Line)
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Dickon: "Ser Jaime."
Jaime: "Rickon."
Dickon: "...Dickon."
Bronn: ???
(Funny Line)
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37:28 (+3) Bronn:
to Dickon Tarly: "Men shit themselves when they die, didn't they teach you that at fancy lad school?" (Witty Insult)
45:41 (+3) Qhono:
to Tyrion, as the battle becomes a rout for the Lannisters: "You're people can't fight." (Witty Insult)
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Glasses of Wine Consumed
Cersei drinks while discussing the delivery of Tyrell gold to Tycho Nestoris of the Iron Bank. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Deaths
Arya gazes at a gisant of her father, Eddard Stark, in the crypts of Winterfell. (Dead Body Appearance)
Special
Cersei pours herself a glass while discussing the delivery of Tyrell gold to Tycho Nestoris of the Iron Bank. (Special)
32:38 (+3) Jon Snow:
Missandei: "Forgive me, but may I ask a question? ... Your name is Jon Snow, but your father's name is Ned Stark?"
Jon Snow: "I'm a bastard. My mother and father weren't married."
(Special)
39:38 (+3) Bronn:
Bronn: "Get back to King's Landing."
Jaime Lannister: "I'm not abandoning my army."
Bronn: "You're the commander, not a damn infantryman. Those fuckers are about to swamp us."
(Special)
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Jamie uses his golden hand to block a strike from an attacking Dothraki. (Special)
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The Feels
While watching on as the living Stark children together in the courtyard of Winterfell:

Podrick: "Catelyn Stark would be proud. You've kept your vow."
Brienne: "I did next to nothing."
Podrick: "You're too hard on yourself, My Lady."
Brienne: "I'm not- ...thank you, Podrick."
(Warm Fuzzy Moment)
While watching on as the living Stark children together in the courtyard of Winterfell:

Podrick: "Catelyn Stark would be proud. You've kept your vow."
Brienne: "I did next to nothing."
Podrick: "You're too hard on yourself, My Lady."
Brienne: "I'm not- ...thank you, Podrick."
(Warm Fuzzy Moment)