Results for Episode 1: The North Remembers

Stat Leaders

Total	Points
Maester Cressen	20
Craster	17
Stannis Baratheon	15
Melisandre	14
Tyrion Lannister	13

Kills	Points
Janos Slynt	10
Maester Cressen	10
Sandor Clegane (The Hound)	2
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Political Wins	Points
Stannis Baratheon	6
Craster	6
Sansa Stark	3
Sandor Clegane (The Hound)	3
Dontos Hollard	3

Insults Delivered / Funny Lines	Points
Robb Stark	6
Craster	6
Tyrion Lannister	3
Cersei Lannister	3
Grenn	3

Glasses of Wine Consumed	Points
Tyrion Lannister	10
Melisandre	5
Theon Greyjoy	5
Craster	5
Dontos Hollard	5

Acts of Intercourse	Points
Armeca	10
Petyr Baelish (Littlefinger)	5
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Deaths	Points
Maester Cressen	5
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-	-
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Special	Points
Stannis Baratheon	9
Melisandre	9
Cersei Lannister	6
Jaime Lannister	6
Jorah Mormont	6

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Episode 1: The North Remembers

Kills

4:39 (+2) Sandor Clegane (The Hound):

The Hound knocks a knight off the ledge during the tourney held for King Joffrey's nameday. (Kill of Unnamed Character)

33:18 (+10) Maester Cressen:

Maester Cressen commits suicide with the poisoned wine in an effort to assassinate Melisandre. (Kill of Named Character)

52:20 (+10) Janos Slynt:

Janos stabs the baby Barra, one of King Robert's bastards. (Kill of Named Character)

Political Wins

6:39 (+3) Sandor Clegane (The Hound):

Sandor backs up Sansa's plea to not drown Ser Dontos in wine.
Sansa: "I only meant it... would be bad luck to kill a man on your name day."
Joffrey: "What kind of stupid peasant's superstition..."
Sandor: "The girl is right. What a man sows on his name day, he reaps all year."
Joffrey: "Take him away. I'll have him killed tomorrow, the fool." (Politics - uncategorized)

6:54 (+3) Sansa Stark:

Sansa convinces Joffrey to spare Ser Dontos and make him a fool instead.
Joffrey: "I'll have him killed tomorrow, the fool."
Sansa: "He is. A fool... you're so clever to see it. He'll make a much better fool than a knight. He doesn't deserve the mercy of a quick death." (Politics - uncategorized)

7:07 (+3) Dontos Hollard:

Ser Dontos is named the new Fool of Joffrey's court. (Politics - uncategorized)

23:33 (+3) Craster:

Jeor: "We passed through six villages on the way here. All six were abandoned. Where have all the Wildlings gone?"
Craster: "I could tell ya, but I'm thirsty."
Jeor: "There's a barrel of Dornish wine on the sledge, bring it in here." (Politics - uncategorized)

24:20 (+3) Craster:

Craster gets the Night's Watch axe.
Craster: "That's a good-looking axe. Fresh forged?"
Jeor: "Give it here. We'll have another one made at Castle Black." (Politics - uncategorized)

29:22 (+3) Stannis Baratheon:

Stannis pulls Lightbringer out of the fire.
Melisandre: "In the ancient books, it is written that a warrior will draw a burning sword from the fire. And that sword shall be Lightbringer. Stannis Baratheon, warrior of light, your sword awaits you." (Politics - uncategorized)

31:48 (+3) Stannis Baratheon:

Stannis finishes the letter declaring himself as King of the Seven Kingdoms. "I do this day lay claim to the Iron Throne of Westeros. Let all true men declare their loyalty." (Politics - uncategorized)

Insults Delivered / Funny Lines

12:01 (+3) Tyrion Lannister:

to Cersei: "You love your children. It's your one redeeming quality. That and your cheekbones." (Funny Line)

21:11 (+3) Grenn:

Sam: "Nothing's killed me yet."
Grenn: "Your ass killed the sledge." (Witty Insult)

22:49 (+3) Craster:

to Jon: "Who's this little girl? You're prettier than half my daughters." (Witty Insult)

26:00 (+3) Craster:

Craster threatens the Night's Watch. "Any man lays a hand on one of my wives, he loses the hand. And I see this one (Jon Snow) staring too long, I might just gouge his eyes out." (Threat)

35:28 (+3) Robb Stark:

Jaime: "What's wrong? Don't like being called 'boy'? Insulted?"
Robb: "You insult yourself, Kingslayer. You've been defeated by a boy. You're held captive by a boy. Perhaps you'll be killed by a boy." (Threat)

40:39 (+3) Petyr Baelish (Littlefinger):

Littlefinger threatens Cersei with exposing the secret of her incest.
Littlefinger: "When boys and girls live in the same home, awkward situations can arise. Sometimes, I've heard, even brothers and sisters develop certain affections. And when these affections become common knowledge, well, that is an awkward situation indeed, especially in a prominent family. But prominent families often forget a simple truth, I've found."
Cersei: "And which truth is that?"
Littlefinger: "Knowledge is power." (Threat)

41:11 (+3) Cersei Lannister:

Cersei seizes Littlefinger after his threat. "Seize him ... Cut his throat ... Stop. Oh wait, I've changed my mind. Let him go." (Threat)

43:10 (+3) Robb Stark:

"These are my terms. If the Queen Regent and her son meet them, I'll give them peace. If not... I will litter the south with Lannister dead." (Threat)

Glasses of Wine Consumed

6:20 (+5) Dontos Hollard:

Joffrey forces Ser Dontos to drink an entire cask of wine. (Glass of Wine Consumed)

7:57 (+5) Tyrion Lannister:

Tyrion drinks after making his entrance at Joffrey's nameday celebration. (Glass of Wine Consumed)

10:28 (+5) Tyrion Lannister:

Tyrion pours himself a glass of wine upon arrival at the Small Council meeting. (Glass of Wine Consumed)

22:40 (+5) Craster:

Craster drinks in his keep. "You Southerners make good wine, I'll give you that." (Glass of Wine Consumed)

33:18 (+5) Maester Cressen:

Maester Cressen drinks the poisoned wine at a meeting of Stannis Baratheon's council. (Glass of Wine Consumed)

33:38 (+5) Melisandre:

Melisandre drinks the poisoned wine from Maester Cressen as she watches him die. (Glass of Wine Consumed)

43:34 (+5) Theon Greyjoy:

Theon drinks after Robb delivers his terms to Alton Lannister. (Glass of Wine Consumed)

Acts of Intercourse

49:57 (+5) Petyr Baelish (Littlefinger):

Ros watches over a training session of two new recruits in Littlefinger's brothel. (Act of Intercourse)

50:46 (+10) Armeca:

Armeca nude in Littlefinger's brothel. (Act of Intercourse)

Deaths

33:59 (+5) Maester Cressen:

Maester Cressen dies after drinking the poisoned wine in his attempt to assassinate Melisandre. (Death)

Special

5:25 (+3) Dontos Hollard:

Dontos stumbles over to the tourney for King Joffrey's nameday, late and drunk. (Special)

18:29 (+3) Jorah Mormont:

Jorah gives an Essos geography lesson to Daenerys.
Daenerys: "Does it ever end?"
Jorah: "This is further east than I've ever been. But, yes, Khaleesi, everything ends, even the Red Waste."
Daenerys: "And you're sure there's no other way?"
Jorah: "If we go south to the land of the Lazarheen, the Lamb Men will kill us and take your dragons. If we go west to the Dothraki Sea, the first Khalasar we meet will kill us and take your dragons." (Special)

19:00 (+3) Jorah Mormont:

Jorah: "You must be their (her Dothraki tribe's) strength."
Daenerys: "As you are mine." ╰(✿´⌣`✿)╯♡ (Special)

23:02 (+6) Jon Snow:

Craster: "Well listen to me bastard, all of you are from south of the Wall. You're southerners."
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Craster: "If I catch that pretty little bastard talking to my daughters..." (Special)

27:23 (+3) Melisandre:

"Lord of Light, come to us in our darkness. We offer you these false Gods. Take them and cast your light upon us... for the night is dark and full of terrors." (Special)

29:39 (+3) Melisandre:

After Stannis pulls Lightbringer out of the fire. "For the night is dark and full of terror." (Special)

31:04 (+3) Stannis Baratheon:

Scribe: "And I declare upon the honor of my house that my beloved brother Robert-"
Stannis: "He wasn't my beloved brother. I didn't love him. He didn't love me."
Davos: "A harmless courtesy, Your Grace."
Stannis: "A lie. Take it out." (Special)

31:29 (+3) Stannis Baratheon:

Scribe: "...born of incest between Cersei Lannister and her brother Jaime Lannister. By right of birth-"
Stannis: "Jaime Lannister, the Kingslayer. Call him what he is." (Special)

31:40 (+3) Stannis Baratheon:

Scribe: "...and her brother Jaime Lannister, the Kingslayer. By right of birth and blood, i do this day lay claim-"
Stannis: "Make it Ser Jaime Lannister, the Kingslayer. Whatever else he is, the man's still a knight." (Special)

33:57 (+3) Melisandre:

The night is dark and full of terrors, old man, but the fire burns them all away. (Special)

36:09 (+3) Jaime Lannister:

Robb: "King Joffrey Baratheon is neither a true King, nor a true Baratheon. He's your bastard son." (Special)

36:34 (+3) Jaime Lannister:

Robb accuses Jaime of pushing Bran out the window because he saw him with Cersei. (Special)

40:39 (+3) Cersei Lannister:

Littlefinger references Cersei's incest.
Littlefinger: "When boys and girls live in the same home, awkward situations can arise. Sometimes, I've heard, even brothers and sisters develop certain affections. And when these affections become common knowledge, well, that is an awkward situation indeed, especially in a prominent family." (Special)

44:41 (+3) Catelyn Stark:

Catelyn advises Robb against sending Theon to Balon Greyjoy. "You don't want Balon Greyjoy for an ally." (Special)

48:38 (+3) Cersei Lannister:

Joffrey: "I heard a disgusting lie about Uncle Jaime... and you." (Special)

49:16 (+3) Joffrey Baratheon:

Joffrey gets slapped after confronting Cersei about Robert's infidelities. (Special)