Results for Episode 2: The Night Lands
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Episode 2: The Night Lands
Political Wins
Varys discovers Tyrion's whore, Shae, who he was forbidden from bringing to King's Landing.
(Politics - uncategorized)
28:19
(+3)
Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion strips Janos Slynt of his titles and exiles him to the Night's Watch. "There's a ship leaving for Eastwatch-by-the-Sea tonight. From there I'm afraid it's rather a long walk to Castle Black."
(Politics - uncategorized)
Bronn is promoted to Commander of the City Watch after Tyrion exiles Janos Slynt to the Night's Watch.
(Politics - uncategorized)
Gendry exposes Arya's secret: "Did you kill someone, or is it just because you're a girl?
(Politics - uncategorized)
43:12
(+3)
Davos Seaworth:
Davos convinces the pirate Salladhor Saan to join his fleet to Stannis Baratheon's side.
Davos: "I promise you the gold. I promise you the glory. I cannot promise you the Queen." (Politics - uncategorized)
Davos: "I promise you the gold. I promise you the glory. I cannot promise you the Queen." (Politics - uncategorized)
43:12
(+3)
Stannis Baratheon:
Stannis gains the allegiance of the pirate Sallador Saan and his 30 ships.
(Politics - uncategorized)
Insults Delivered / Funny Lines
to the City Watch riders looking for Gendry: "Now I sharpened this blade before breakfast. I could shave a spider's arse if I wanted to. Or... I could nick this artery in your leg. And once it's nicked, there's no one around here who knows how to un-nick it."
(Threat)
10:00
(+3)
Tyrion Lannister:
after Cersei tears up Robb Stark's peace terms: "You've perfected the art of tearing up papers."
(Witty Insult)
20:16
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Theon Greyjoy:
to the daughter of the Myraham's captain: "Try smiling with your lips closed."
(Witty Insult)
Littlefinger tells Ros the story of a similar former hire whose he discarded because she could not perform in his brothel. "I hate bad investments."
(Threat)
27:35
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Tyrion Lannister:
to Janos Slynt: "I'm not questioning your honor, Lord Janos. I'm denying its existence."
(Witty Insult)
Tyrion: "If I told you to murder an infant girl, say, still at her mother's breast, would you do it without question?"
Bronn: "Without question? No. I'd ask, 'How much?'" (Funny Line)
Bronn: "Without question? No. I'd ask, 'How much?'" (Funny Line)
to Arya: "How can someone so small be such a huge pain in my ass?"
(Witty Insult)
as Arya denies that she's a girl:
Gendry "Yeah? Well, pull your cock out and take a piss, then."
Arya: "... I don't need to take a piss." (Threat)
Gendry "Yeah? Well, pull your cock out and take a piss, then."
Arya: "... I don't need to take a piss." (Threat)
Gendry: "So you're a highborn, then. You're a lady."
Arya: "No. I mean, yes. My mother was a lady and my sister-"
Gendry: "Yeah, but you were a Lord's daughter and you lived in a castle and you... look, all that about cocks, I should never have said... and I've been pissing in front of you and everything. I... I should be calling you 'My Lady.'
Arya: "Do NOT call me 'My Lady.'"
Gendry: "As My Lady commands." *bows*
Arya: *shoves Gendry*
Gendry: "Well, that was unladylike." (Funny Line)
Arya: "No. I mean, yes. My mother was a lady and my sister-"
Gendry: "Yeah, but you were a Lord's daughter and you lived in a castle and you... look, all that about cocks, I should never have said... and I've been pissing in front of you and everything. I... I should be calling you 'My Lady.'
Arya: "Do NOT call me 'My Lady.'"
Gendry: "As My Lady commands." *bows*
Arya: *shoves Gendry*
Gendry: "Well, that was unladylike." (Funny Line)
37:13
(+3)
Balon Greyjoy:
to Theon: "Who gave you those clothes? Was it Ned Stark's pleasure to make you his daughter?"
(Witty Insult)
37:25
(+3)
Balon Greyjoy:
Balon: That bauble 'round your neck... did you pay the iron price for it or the gold? ... I asked a question. Did you pull it from the neck of a corpse you made or did you buy it to match your fine clothes? Iron or gold?"
Theon: "Gold." (Witty Insult)
Theon: "Gold." (Witty Insult)
42:33
(+3)
Salladhor Saan:
Matthos: "This war isn't about you. We're not attacking King's Landing so that you can rape the queen."
Salladhor: "I'm not going to rape her. I'm going to fuck her."
Matthos: "As if she would just let you."
Salladhor: "You don't know how persuasive I am. I've never tried to fuck you." (Funny Line)
Salladhor: "I'm not going to rape her. I'm going to fuck her."
Matthos: "As if she would just let you."
Salladhor: "You don't know how persuasive I am. I've never tried to fuck you." (Funny Line)
46:19
(+3)
Tyrion Lannister:
Cersei: "You've never taken it seriously! You haven't, Jaime hasn't! ... it's all fallen on me."
Tyrion: "As has Jaime, repeatedly, according to Stannis Baratheon." (Witty Insult)
Tyrion: "As has Jaime, repeatedly, according to Stannis Baratheon." (Witty Insult)
Glasses of Wine Consumed
16:36
(+5)
Jorah Mormont:
Jorah drinks while waiting with Daenerys' camp in the Red Waste.
(Glass of Wine Consumed)
26:06
(+5)
Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion drinks during the meeting with Janos Slynt.
(Glass of Wine Consumed)
Acts of Intercourse
20:35
(+10)
Theon Greyjoy:
With the captain's daughter aboard the ship Myraham, as Theon sails on the way to Pyke.
(Act of Intercourse)
With Theon aboard the Myraham, as Theon sails on the way to Pyke.
(Act of Intercourse)
Littlefinger uses a peephole to watch over two customers being entertained in his brothel.
(Act of Intercourse)
Littlefinger watches as Armeca works on a customer in the brothel.
(Act of Intercourse)
Littlefinger wipes off Armeca's face and sends her off to entertain a new client in his brothel. "Please accept my sincerest apologies. Aremca (sic) will take good care of you."
(Act of Intercourse)
Armeca emerges fully nude after finishing off a customer in Littlefinger's brothel. Littlefinger quickly cleans off her face before passing her on to a new customer who was upset with Ros' services.
(Act of Intercourse)
35:51
(+5)
Theon Greyjoy:
Theon fingers Yara as she gives him a ride up to the castle Pyke.
(Act of Intercourse)
35:51
(+5)
Yara Greyjoy:
Yara is fingered by Theon as she gives him a ride up to the castle Pyke.
(Act of Intercourse)
50:05
(+5)
Stannis Baratheon:
Stannis with Melisandre on the war planning table.
(Act of Intercourse)
50:05
(+15)
Melisandre:
Stannis takes Melisandre on top of all those pointy wooden ships. Ouch.
(Act of Intercourse)
Deaths
Special
15:45
(+3)
Samwell Tarly:
on Gilly, Craster's pregnant daughter/wife:
Jon Snow: "Who's going to deliver a baby, you?"
Samwell: "I could try."
Jon: ...
Samwell: "What? I've read about it ... a bit." (Special)
Jon Snow: "Who's going to deliver a baby, you?"
Samwell: "I could try."
Jon: ...
Samwell: "What? I've read about it ... a bit." (Special)
25:49
(+3)
Podrick Payne:
Podrick misses the wine cup while pouring for Tyrion and Janos Slynt.
(Special)
43:25
(+3)
Davos Seaworth:
Sallador: "You Westerosi are funny people. A man chops off your fingers and you fall in love with him!"
(Special)
46:19
(+3)
Cersei Lannister:
Cersei: "You've never taken it seriously! You haven't, Jaime hasn't! ... it's all fallen on me."
Tyrion: "As has Jaime, repeatedly, according to Stannis Baratheon." (Special)
Tyrion: "As has Jaime, repeatedly, according to Stannis Baratheon." (Special)