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Adam of House Chang, First of His Name, Protector of the Realm, | Fantasora

Adam of House Chang, First of His Name, Protector of the Realm,

The Game of Game of Thrones

Owner: adchang1991

6-4, 26.5 roto pts (#1)
Z-Score: 0.995 (percentile: 84.01%)
Weeks at #1: 1
Categories won: Kills (701), Insults Delivered / Funny Lines (105), Deaths (62)
Best Week: Episode 10: The Winds of Winter (+5 roto points)
Team MVP: Cersei Lannister (picked #2, 665 points, 58.8% of team total)
Longest winstreak: W-2

Roster Stats

Character Drafted Total Kills Politics Insults Wine Sex Thrones Deaths Special Feels
Queen Regent of the Seven Kingdoms and mother to King Tommen. Afflicted by a rare water allergy.
#2 665 598 15 9 15 10 0 0 18 0
Hodor hodor Hodor hodor Hodor hodor Hodor hodor Hodor hodor Hodor hodor Hodor. hodor.
#26 122 1 0 0 0 0 0 10 111 0
A fearsome warrior known as the Hound. Sandor formerly served in the Kingsguard of Joffrey Baratheon and accompanied Arya Stark on her travels. He was left for dead after a fight with Brienne of Tarth.
- 53 28 0 15 5 5 0 0 0 0
A former sellsword, who has risen through the ranks of nobility thanks to his fighting skills and work for the Lannisters. He recently accompanied Jaime Lannister on a sensitive diplomatic mission to Dorne to rescue the Princeess Myrcella Baratheon.
#18 47 0 0 33 5 0 0 0 9 0
Ser Davos is a knight serving Stannis Baratheon, and one of his most trusted advisors. He is often at odds with the Red Priestess Melisandre.
#31 36 0 15 21 0 0 0 0 0 0
Leader of the Second Sons, a sellsword company who now serves Daenerys Targaryen. He is also one of Daneerys' trusted advisors and her lover.
#15 29 14 0 15 0 0 0 0 0 0
A skilled fighter and heir to House Tarth. A sworn sword to the late Catelyn Stark, she continues her mission to ensure the safety of the Stark girls.
#7 29 8 6 9 0 0 0 0 6 0
A Wildling Giant, who fought in the Battle of Hardhome and was one of the few to escape.
- 29 16 0 0 0 0 0 10 3 0
First Ranger of the Night's Watch - in S1 he disappeared on a ranging north of the Wall and his whereabouts since then are unknown.
- 28 16 0 0 0 0 0 12 0 0
The elderly Lord of the Twins and now Lord of Riverrun after his betrayal of Robb Stark and the Northern forces.
- 26 0 6 0 10 0 0 10 0 0
The long-deceased head of House Stark. There are rumors that he may make a reappearance in flashback form for S6.
- 20 20 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Eddard Stark's sister. She was kidnapped by Rhaegar Targaryen and subsequently died, which sparked Robert Baratheon and the Starks to rebel against he Targaryens.
- 13 0 3 0 0 0 0 10 0 0
The heir to Highgarden and regarded as one of the most skilled knights in Westeros. He is the brother of Margaery Tyrell. He is currently imprisoned by the High Sparrow for his alleged homosexual affairs with Olyvar, the brothel owner.
- 10 0 0 0 0 0 0 10 0 0
Theon's older sister, Yara was raised on the Iron Islands as a true Ironborn. She is a fearsome fighter and commands a longship of her own.
- 9 0 9 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
A steward of the Night's Watch. He is a close friend to Jon Snow, and one of the few people known to have killed a White Walker. He journeys south to begin his training as a Maester to replace the aging Maester Aemon.
- 9 0 6 3 0 0 0 0 0 0
The King of the Seven Kingdoms after the assassination of his brother, Joffrey Baratheon. He is young and highly impressionable to the various influences in King's Landing that seek to control him.
#23 3 0 3 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Formerly the Master of Coin, Littlefinger is a conniving political mastermind and serves as Warden of the East after his behind-the-scenes assassination of Lisa Tully.
#10 3 0 3 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
A member of the Night's Watch, and one of Jon Snow's few friends on the Wall.
- 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
The wife of King Tommen Baratheon and Queen of the Seven Kingdoms. Her increasing influence over the young king have put at her odds against his mother, Cersei Lannister.
#30 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Catelyn Stark's brother, and the heir to House Tully and Riverrun. He is held as a prisoner of Lord Walder Frey after the betrayal at the Red Wedding.
- 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Totals 1131 701 66 105 35 15 0 62 147 0

Roster

charId Character Special
18
Queen Regent of the Seven Kingdoms and mother to King Tommen. Afflicted by a rare water allergy.
* +1 special point every time she pours wine or requests a glass be poured
* +1 point when someone (excl. Jaime) references incest with Jaime or her childrens' bastardy directly to her
* 2x multiplier for sex acts involving incest (first cousin or closer)
9
A skilled fighter and heir to House Tarth. A sworn sword to the late Catelyn Stark, she continues her mission to ensure the safety of the Stark girls.
* Scores every time she mentions the "oath" or "vow" she swore to serve the Starks. * Scores every time someone references her size/masculinity/attractiveness.
50
Ser Davos is a knight serving Stannis Baratheon, and one of his most trusted advisors. He is often at odds with the Red Priestess Melisandre.
* +1 point every time his fingers or onions are referenced
* +1 point when invoking Shireen's name
23
A former sellsword, who has risen through the ranks of nobility thanks to his fighting skills and work for the Lannisters. He recently accompanied Jaime Lannister on a sensitive diplomatic mission to Dorne to rescue the Princeess Myrcella Baratheon.
+1 point when he gives expert critique/advice on fighting strategy
81
A fearsome warrior known as the Hound. Sandor formerly served in the Kingsguard of Joffrey Baratheon and accompanied Arya Stark on her travels. He was left for dead after a fight with Brienne of Tarth.
* +1 point for scenes where he eats
* 2x multiplier for actions performed while confronted by fire
93
The elderly Lord of the Twins and now Lord of Riverrun after his betrayal of Robb Stark and the Northern forces.
235
Eddard Stark's sister. She was kidnapped by Rhaegar Targaryen and subsequently died, which sparked Robert Baratheon and the Starks to rebel against he Targaryens.
60
The heir to Highgarden and regarded as one of the most skilled knights in Westeros. He is the brother of Margaery Tyrell. He is currently imprisoned by the High Sparrow for his alleged homosexual affairs with Olyvar, the brothel owner.
+1 point anytime someone refers to him using sword-based analogies, or any other reference to his sexuality.
Kills
Episode 1: The Red Woman
Brienne cuts down the first Bolton soldier on horseback as she and Podrick rush in to save Sansa Stark. "It's a bloody woman!" (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Brienne cuts down the second Bolton soldier who stupidly dismounts his horse to engage an enemy he's knocked to the ground. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Brienne cuts down the horse of a Bolton soldier, pinning the soldier's leg (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Brienne ruthlessly slits the throat of a Bolton soldier pinned under his own horse. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Episode 8: No One
The Hound kills three of the bandits sitting in camp, decapitating the first, cleaving the second in the chest, and slitting the throat of the third with his woodchopping axe. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Sandor cuts down Gatins with his axe, after failing to extract information on the whereabouts of the bandit with the yellow cloak. (Kill of Named Character)
Sandor kicks over a tree stump being stood on by the bandit, strangling him on the noose.
Thoros of Myr: "You're getting old, Clegane."
Sandor: "He's not."
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
Episode 10: The Winds of Winter
A candle burns down to ignite the cache of wildfire buried beneath the Sept of Baelor, creating a massive detonation that obliterates the Sept and the audience awaiting Cersei's Trial by Seven. The High Sparrow, Lancel Lannister, Kevan Lannister, Mace Tyrell, Loras Tyrell, and Margaery Tyrell perish as the wildfire explosion erupts through the floor of the Sept. (Kill of Named Character)
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A candle burns down to ignite the cache of wildfire buried beneath the Sept of Baelor, creating a massive detonation that obliterates the Sept and the audience awaiting Cersei's Trial by Seven. Along with the High Sparrow, Small Council, and the Tyrell royal family, 226 other members of the audience perish as the wildfire explosion erupts through the floor of the Sept. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
A King's Landing pedestrian is crushed by a bell jettisoned from the explosion at the Sept of Baelor. Two other pedestrians are also destroyed as the alley becomes engulfed in wildfire. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Political Wins
Episode 1: The Red Woman
Ser Davos convinces Edd to seek help from the Wildlings instead of throwing his life away in an attack against Alliser Thorne. "You're not the only ones who owe your lives to Jon Snow. (Convincing Argument)
After saving her from capture by the Bolton soldiers, Brienne finally convinces Sansa Stark to accept her protection.
Brienne: "Lady Sansa, I offer my services once again. I will shield your back and keep your counsel and give my life for yours if need be. I swear it, by the Old Gods and the New."
Sansa: "And I vow... that you shall always have a place by my... hearth. and..."
Podrick assist" Meat and mead at my table."
Sansa: "...meat and mead at my table. And I pledge to ask no service of you that might bring you dishonor. I swear it by the Old Gods and the New. Arise."
(Convincing Argument)
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Episode 2: Home
Davos takes up Longclaw (Jon Snow's Valyrian sword) as he and the other Night's Watchmen prepare to defend against Ser Alliser Thorne. "I've never been much of a fighter... Apologies for what you're about to see." (New Weapon)
Davos convinces Melisandre to make an attempt to revive Jon Snow after she has lost faith in the Lord of Light in their long-awaited Disney moment. "I'm not a devout man, obviously. Seven Gods, Drowned Gods, Tree Gods, it's all the same. I'm not asking the Lord of Light for help. I'm asking the woman who showed me that miracles exist." (Convincing Argument)
Episode 4: Book of the Stranger
Despite their initial protests, Cersei convinces the Hand of the King Kevan Lannister and Olenna Tyrell to go with her plan to march the Tyrell army into King's Landing to arrest the High Sparrow and rescue Queen Margaery.
Kevan Lannister: "We'll have civil war. Many will die."
Olenna Tyrell: "Many will die no matter what we do. Better them than us."
(Convincing Argument)
Episode 6: Blood of My Blood
Walder overrules his sons, Lothar and Black Walder, ordering them to take back Riverrun despite their strategic doubts. (Executive Decision)
Cersei convinces Jaime to accept Tommen's assignment to lead the Lannister army to assist Walder Frey in taking back Riverrun.

"Stand at the head of our army where you belong, where Father wanted you. Show our men where their loyalties belong. Show them what Lannisters are, what we do to our enemies. And take that stupid little castle back because it's ours and because you can."
(Convincing Argument)
Episode 7: The Broken Man
After Jon Snow and Sansa Stark prove unconvincing, Davos convinces the young Lyanna Mormont to rally against the Bolton army. "Because Jeor Mormont and Jon Snow both understood that the real war isn't between a few squabbling houses. It's between the living and the dead. And make no mistake, my lady, the dead are coming ... As long as the Boltons hold Winterfell, the North is divided. And a divided North won't stand a chance against the Night King." (Convincing Argument)
Episode 8: No One
Brienne persuades Jaime Lannister to allow her to broker surrender terms with the Blackfish, who commands the Tully forces holding Riverrun.
Jaime: "I'm a Lannister. Don't ask me to betray my own house."
Brienne: "I do no such thing."
(Convincing Argument)
Episode 9: Battle of the Bastards
Davos discovers Shireen's true fate as finds the charred remains of the wooden stag toy he gifted to Shireen next to a pyre. (Secret Discovery)
Episode 10: The Winds of Winter
Cersei destroys the Sept of Baelor in an explosion of wildfire, killing most of the Tyrell royal family and the King's Small Council. (Act of Betrayal)
Cersei takes Septa Unella prisoner, tying her down to a table as she tortures her. "Confess. It felt good. Beating me, starving me, frightening me, humiliating me. You didn't do it because you cared about my atonement. You did it because it felt good. ... I killed your High Sparrow, and all his little sparrows ... because it felt good to watch them burn. It felt good to imagine their shock and their pain. No thought has ever given me greater joy." (New Follower/Prisoner)
Ownership of Riverrun transfers back to Walder Frey after the Lannister army helps to retake it from the Blackfish.
Walder Frey: "Riverrun belonged to House Tully for a thousand years. Now it's mine. What do you call that? Victory."
(Acquire a New Castle/City/Army/Loot)
Walder Frey re-claims Edmure Tully as his prisoner. "Edmure is back in a cell. Can't go killing my son by law. It wouldn't be right. Give the family a bad name." (New Follower/Prisoner)
Qyburn: "I now proclaim Cersei of the House Lannister, First of Her Name, Queen of the Andals and the First Men, Protector of the Seven Kingdoms. Long may she reign." (New Title)
Insults Delivered / Funny Lines
Episode 1: The Red Woman
Alliser Thorne: "And you, Ser Davos, I will allow you to travel south. A free man, with a fresh horse."
Davos: "And some mutton. I'd like some mutton."
Alliser: "Wot?"
(Funny Line)
Episode 2: Home
Davos as he takes Jon's sword and rallies the men against Ser Alliser Thorne: "I've never been much of a fighter... Apologies for what you're about to see." (Funny Line)
Episode 4: Book of the Stranger
Brienne: "I was Kingsguard to Renly Baratheon. Before Renly was assassinated with bloodmagic."
Nervous Davos: "That's... in the past now."
Brienne: "Yes, it's in the past. It doesn't mean I forget. *looks at Melisandre* Or forgive."
(Threat)
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Episode 5: The Door
Brienne: "I don't like leaving you here alone."
Sansa: "With Jon?"
Brienne: "Not him. He seems trustworthy. A bit... brooding, perhaps. I suppose that's understandable, considering. The others, though. Davos and the Red Woman helped a man murder his own brother with bloodmagic... and that wildling fellow with the beard-"
(Funny Line)
Episode 6: Blood of My Blood
to his sons: "You've lost it? ... It's a castle, not a bloody sheep. Presumably you still know where it is." (Witty Insult)
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"All across the Riverlands right down to King's Landing, they're laughing at us. I hear it in my sleep! I'm not dead yet, unfortunately for you. And I'll not leave this world until they all choke on that laughter." (Threat)
Episode 7: The Broken Man
Septon Ray: "There's a reason you're still here."
Sandor: "Aye, there's a reason. I'm a big fucker and I'm tough to kill."
(Funny Line)
18:25 (+3) Bronn:
Bronn: "Oh no, not me. I'm just an upjump sellsword."
Jaime: "You're an anointed knight, there's quite a difference."
Bronn: "Aye, knights don't get paid."
(Funny Line)
18:33 (+3) Bronn:
Jaime: "You have better instincts than any officer in the Lannister army."
Bronn: "That's like saying I have a bigger cock than anyone in the Unsullied army."
(Witty Insult)
18:57 (+3) Bronn:
Jaime: "And you'll get all three. A Lannister always pa-"
Bronn: "Don't say it. Don't fookin' say it..."
(Funny Line)
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21:03 (+3) Bronn:
Lothar Frey: "Ser Jaime, we didn't know you were coming."
Jaime Lannister: "Because you didn't set a proper perimeter."
Bronn: "Good thing we're friends, or we'd be fucking you in the ass right now."
(Witty Insult)
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22:22 (+3) Bronn:
Jaime: "Get word to the Blackfish. I want a parley."
Bronn: "A parley or a fight?"
Jaime: "He's an old man."
Bronn: "You've got one hand. My money's on the old boy."
(Witty Insult)
on the 62 Mormont soldiers: "If they're half as ferocious as their Lady, the Boltons are doomed." (Funny Line)
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Septon Ray: "Violence is a disease. You don't cure a disease by spreading it to more people."
Sandor: "You don't cure it by dying, either."
(Witty Insult)
Episode 8: No One
Gatins: "Fuck you!"
Sandor: "Those are your last words, 'fuck you'? Come on, you can do better."
Gatins: "Cunt!"
Sandor: "You're shit at dying, you know that?"
(Witty Insult)
Lancel Lannister: "Order your man (Gregor Clegane) to step aside, or there will be violence."
Cersei: "... I choose violence."
(Threat)
14:47 (+3) Bronn:
greeting Podrick Payne: "Gettin' a bit old to be a squire, aren't we?" (Witty Insult)
15:03 (+3) Bronn:
Bronn: "Are they in there?"
Podrick Payne: "Uh huh."
Bronn: "You think they're fucking?"
Podrick: "What? No."
Bronn: "Why not? I'd fuck her. You'd fuck her, wouldn't you?"
Podrick: "I'm her squire."
Bronn: "Oh."
(Funny Line)
15:28 (+3) Bronn:
on Jaime Lannister: "The way all women look at him is frankly irritating. I preferred working with the little brother on that account." (Funny Line)
to Anguy: "Drop that arrow, you bloody girl. Tougher girls than you have tried to kill me." (Witty Insult)
Thoros of Myr: "We're not butchers. We hang them."
Sandor: "Hanging? All over in an instant. Where's the punishment in that?"
Thoros: "They die."
Sandor: "We all bloody die. Except this one here (Beric Dondarrion)."
(Funny Line)
Sandor: "There was a time I would have killed all seven of you just to gut these three."
Thoros: "You're getting old, Clegane."
Sandor: "He's not." *kicks over stump to hang bandit*
(Witty Insult)
Beric Dondarrion: "Enjoying yourself?"
Sandor: "I prefer chicken."
(Funny Line)
Episode 9: Battle of the Bastards
to Tormund: "No, it's a manner of speaking... not actual demons." (Funny Line)
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Tormund: "I need a good drink to help me sleep the night before a fight. You want some? I have a jug of sour goat's milk..."
Davos: "No thanks, it does sound delicious, but..."
(Funny Line)
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Davos: "I can never sleep the night before a battle."
Tormund: "So what do you do all night?"
Davos: "I walk. Think and walk. Think and walk until I'm far enough away from camp that no one can hear me shitting my guts out."
(Funny Line)
Davos rallies the archers to charge in towards the main battle: "We may as well be taking shits back here. Follow!" (Funny Line)
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Episode 10: The Winds of Winter
0:00 (+3) Bronn:
to Jaime: "She doesn't want me, she wants your golden fingers up her twat." (Funny Line)
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to Septa Unella: "This is Ser Gregor Clegane. He's quiet, too. Your Gods have forsaken you. This is your god now."
(Threat)
as she locks Septa Unella in with Gregor Clegane: "Shame. Shame. Shame." (Witty Insult)
23:47 (+3) Bronn:
to Jaime, after a Frey serving girl gives him the eye: "You don't even have to do anything, do you?" (Funny Line)
24:07 (+3) Bronn:
Jaime Lannister: "Those two have their eyes on you."
Bronn: "They have their eyes on *you*, cunt."
Jaime: "Not my type."
Bronn: "Not blonde enough?"
(Witty Insult)
Glasses of Wine Consumed
Episode 2: Home
Cersei takes a sip while speaking with her son Tommen. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
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Episode 6: Blood of My Blood
Walder Frey takes a sip of wine while listening to excuses from his useless sons, Lothar and Black Walder. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
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Episode 7: The Broken Man
Sandor drinks from a cup handed to him by Septon Ray while taking a lunch break. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Sandor drinks from his bottle after a hard afternoon of hacking down tree branches. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Episode 8: No One
Cersei drinks in her chambers as Qyburn arrives to deliver a request from the Faith Militant. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Sandor takes a swig from a wineskin handed to him by Thoros of Myr. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Episode 10: The Winds of Winter
Cersei drinks as she watches the wildfire explosion engulf the Sept of Baelor from the safety of her chambers in the Red Keep. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
23:54 (+5) Bronn:
Bronn drinks at the Frey-Lannister feast celebrating the retaking of Riverrun. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Walder drinks from his cup after sitting down to chat with Jaime during the Frey-Lannister feast to celebrate the retaking of Riverrun. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Walder drinks from his chalice while waiting for his sons to arrive for lunch. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Acts of Intercourse
Episode 6: Blood of My Blood
Cersei and Jaime get it on after hot and heavy dirty talk about the power of House Lannister and destroying their enemies. "They've made us both stronger, all of them. They have no idea how strong we are. No idea what we're going to do to them. We've always been together. We'll always be together." (Act of Intercourse)
Episode 8: No One
Sandor whips it out to single-handedly replenish the Riverlands. (Non-sexual Nude Scene)
Deaths
Episode 10: The Winds of Winter
Loras Tyrell is engulfed as the wildfire explosion rips through the Sept of Baelor, destroying the entire section of King's Landing and killing all those inside. (Death)
After being served a meat pie baked from his own sons, Walder Frey has his throat slit by Arya Stark in the very same room where he orchestrated the betrayal of Robb and Catelyn Stark. "My name is Arya Stark. I want you to know that. The last thing you're ever going to see is a Stark smiling down at you as you die." (Death)
Lyanna dies in the tower shortly after giving birth to Jon Snow. (Death)
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Special
Episode 1: The Red Woman
Jaime refers to Myrcella's parentage as Cersei grives: "Listen- listen to me. She was my daughter and I failed her." (Special)
Episode 3: Oathbreaker
Olenna to Cersei: "Margaery is the Queen. You are not the Queen, because you're not married to the king. I do appreciate these things can get a bit confusing in your family."
(Special)
Episode 6: Blood of My Blood
Jaime: "He has our son! He stole our son! He's torn our family apart." (Special)
Episode 7: The Broken Man
Septon Ray: "How many men did it take to cut you down?"
Sandor Clegane: "Just one."
Ray: "Whew... he must have been some kind of a monster."
Sandor: "He was a woman."
(Special)
18:15 (+3) Bronn:
"Now that is a sorry attempt at a siege. Someone needs to teach those sad twats how to dig trenches." (Special)
22:03 (+3) Bronn:
Bronn starts instructing the Frey forces on the proper siege preparations: "Have your lads start digging perimeter trenches. Set pickets every hundred yards. And work double-time on those siege towers and trebuchets." (Special)
Episode 8: No One
As Brienne meets with Jaime inside a tent on the Lannister siege line, Bronn outs himself as Vice President of the Brienne's a Hottie Admiration Society.
Bronn: "You think they're fucking?"
Podrick: "What? No."
Bronn: "Why not? I'd fuck her. You'd fuck her, wouldn't you? ... Well he'd (Jaime) fuck her, that's for sure. And she'd fuck him, don't you think?"
(Special)
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15:44 (+3) Bronn:
Podrick: "She's training me to fight."
Bronn: "Is she? Oh ... Then how come an old cunt like me can still sneak up and murder you?"
Podrick: "Well, that's a different sort of fighting."
Bronn: "Now, that's the truth, isn't it? You want to learn that sort of fighting? ... All right, let's start with your footwork..."
(Special)
Episode 10: The Winds of Winter
Cersei pours herself a glass of wine while observing the events at the Sept of Baelor from afar. (Special)
Cersei pours out her glass of wine over Septa Unella's face as she is bound to a table. "Confess." (Special)