Jon Blows Snow
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5-5, 59 roto pts (#1)
Z-Score:
1.686 (percentile: 95.43%)
Weeks at #1: 3
Categories won:
Kills (103), Political Wins (63), Deaths (22)
Best Week:
Episode 2: The House of Black and White
(+6.5 roto points)
Team MVP:
Jon Snow
(picked #5,
104 points,
31.9% of team total)
Longest winstreak: W-2
Roster Stats
Roster
charId | Character | Special |
---|---|---|
39 |
Jon Snow
The bastard son of Ned Stark, and a member of the Night's Watch. He helped lead the defense of Castle Black against the Wildling siege.
|
* +1 each time he unintentionally drops Longclaw * +1 point each time he is called a bastard in his presence * Ghost's actions contribute to his points. |
61 |
Theon Greyjoy
Heir to the Iron Islands, and formerly a ward of House Stark. Theon is currently a captive of Ramsay Bolton.
|
+1 point for scenes where Theon refers to himself as "Reek" +1 point when his missing manhood is referenced |
87 |
Ramsay Bolton
The legitimized bastard son of Roose Bolton, now Warden of the North. He is fond of the Bolton tradition of flaying their enemies.
|
+1 for each food item he punctures or slices +1 point for every scene featuring an act of torture. |
67 |
Tormund Giantsbane
A leader of the Wildlings, he is a trusted lieutenant and second-in-command to Mance Rayder, the King Beyond the Wall.
|
* every mention of "killing Crows" * every on-screen second he stares into Brienne's soul (rounded up) |
104 |
Hot Pie
An orphan from King's Landing. He works at the Inn at the Crossroads as a baker.
|
+1 point for every baked good or other food he prepares |
129 |
White Walker (Samurai, formerly mislabeled Hobo)
The White Walker in a samurai suit.
|
|
27 |
Podrick Payne
A squire who serves Tyrion Lannister.
|
+1 point for failed attempts at basic tasks. +1 point for surprising people with how good he is at a task |
59 |
Olenna Redwyne (Grandma Tyrell)
The matriarch of House Tyrell, Olenna is the grandmother of Margaery and Loras. Known as the "Queen of Thorns" for her sarcasm and wit.
|
+1 point every time she interlocks arms with someone while walking. |
Kills
Jon Snow gives Mance a mercy kill, shooting an arrow through his heart before he is consumed by a burning pyre.
(Kill of Named Character)
13:31
(+10)
Ramsay Bolton:
Ramsay tells his father about the flaying of Lord Cerwyn. His body, flayed of all skin, is hung from the walls of Moat Cailin.
Ramsay: "Lord Cerwyn refused to pay. He said the Warden of the North will always be a Stark, and he'd be damned if he kissed a traitor's boot."
Roose Bolton: "You left him no choice."
Ramsay: "I flayed him living, along with his wife and brother. I made his son watch ... The new Lord Cerwyn paid his taxes." (Kill of Named Character)
Ramsay: "Lord Cerwyn refused to pay. He said the Warden of the North will always be a Stark, and he'd be damned if he kissed a traitor's boot."
Roose Bolton: "You left him no choice."
Ramsay: "I flayed him living, along with his wife and brother. I made his son watch ... The new Lord Cerwyn paid his taxes." (Kill of Named Character)
13:47
(+4)
Ramsay Bolton:
The wife and brother of Lady Cerwyn were killed by Ramsay Bolton - their flayed bodies were hung on display from the walls of Moat Cailin.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
Jon Snow executes Janos Slynt for insubordination, after he publicly defies Jon's orders to head out to Greyguard tower.
(Kill of Named Character)
8:12
(+2)
Ramsay Bolton:
Sansa emerges from her bed, showing the bruises that have been inflicted on her by Ramsay.
(Minor Injury of Named Character)
15:42
(+2)
Ramsay Bolton:
Ramsay has the old woman who attempted to help Sansa flayed and killed. "Tough old bird. Everyone talks when I start peeling them. But this one, her heart gave out before I even got to her face."
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
33:05
(+10)
Tormund Giantsbane:
After he is insulted by the Lord of Bones, Tormund steals his club and smashes in the Lord of Bones' skull with it.
(Kill of Named Character)
Jon runs his sword through a wight that emerges through a hole in the Hardhome walls, holding it in place until Tormund can come to patch the wall up with a sledge.
(Major Injury of Unnamed Character)
49:01
(+2)
Tormund Giantsbane:
Tormund slices down another wight as Jon makes a run for the main Wildling hut where the dragonglass daggers were left.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
Jon swings through two wights as he runs towards the building were the dragonglass daggers were left.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
After shattering his axe with its ice spear, the White Walker stabs Loboda through the stomach.
(Kill of Named Character)
After parrying the White Walker's ice spear with his Valyrian Steel sword, Longclaw, Jon slashes through the White Walker, shattering his body into bits of ice.
(Kill of Named Character)
52:21
(+6)
Tormund Giantsbane:
Tormund cuts down a wildling, stabs another through the back of the head, and stabs another through the neck.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
53:59
(+4)
Tormund Giantsbane:
Tormund headbutts a wight, then throws his sword into the stomach of another that charges at him.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
54:28
(+2)
Tormund Giantsbane:
Tormund cuts down a wight as he, Jon Snow, and Edd make a run for the dock.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
16:12
(+2)
Ramsay Bolton:
Ramsay stabs through the remaining Baratheon soldier as he mops up the wounded soldiers on the battlefield near Winterfell. "Looks like we're done here."
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
16:43
(+2)
Ramsay Bolton:
Ramsay stabs the back of a crawling Baratheon soldier as he mops up the battlefield outside Winterfell.
Baratheon soldier: "I surrender! I surrender!"
Ramsay: "And I accept your surrender." (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Baratheon soldier: "I surrender! I surrender!"
Ramsay: "And I accept your surrender." (Kill of Unnamed Character)
18:43
(+10)
Theon Greyjoy:
Theon breaks and throws Myranda from the top of the Winterfell walls onto the ground below, saving Sansa Stark.
(Kill of Named Character)
Political Wins
7:54
(+3)
Podrick Payne:
Podrick discovers Sansa in disguise with Petyr Baelish. "My Lady (Brienne)... Sansa Stark. Don't look! ... She's dyed her hair, but it's her."
(Politics - uncategorized)
By the margin of a single vote, Jon Snow is reluctantly elected as the 998th Lord Commander of the Night's Watch.
(Politics - uncategorized)
Samwell Tarly and Maester Aemon cast their votes for Jon Snow in the Night's Watch election. Jon edges past Ser Alliser Thorne in the election and becomes their Lord Commander.
(Politics - uncategorized)
submitted by nyan (approved!)
Jon takes on Olly as his personal steward. "Olly is my steward now, as I was Lord Commander Mormont's. I want him to attend my meetings, to learn from men with experience. One day, he might command."
(Politics - uncategorized)
"The Night's Watch can't continue to feed your men and the Wildling prisoners indefinitely. Winter is coming."
(Politics - uncategorized)
Jon Snow unlocks Tormund from his chains and convinces him to go on a mission to save the remaining Wildlings.
Jon: "Your people need a leader. And they need to get south of the Wall before it's too late. We don't have much time and they have less. The Walkers are coming and they'll hit your people first. I'm not asking you to make peace to save your skin. Make peace to save your people."
...
Tormund: "Alright then... You're coming with me." (Politics - uncategorized)
Jon: "Your people need a leader. And they need to get south of the Wall before it's too late. We don't have much time and they have less. The Walkers are coming and they'll hit your people first. I'm not asking you to make peace to save your skin. Make peace to save your people."
...
Tormund: "Alright then... You're coming with me." (Politics - uncategorized)
12:42
(+3)
Tormund Giantsbane:
Tormund convinces Jon to mobilize the Night's Watch (and Jon himself) to accompany him on the mission to Hardhome, "They need to hear it from you. They need to know the ships they are boarding wot be torched in the middle of the sea. You come with me or I don't go."
(Politics - uncategorized)
submitted by moonbaseu92 (approved!)
to Olly: "I know this is hard for you. But Winter is coming. We know what's coming with it. We can't face it alone."
(Politics - uncategorized)
Stannis agrees to lend Jon Snow his ships, indicating that Jon is forging ahead with his plan to rescue the Wildlings despite the disapproval of most of the Night's Watch.
(Politics - uncategorized)
50:05
(+3)
Ramsay Bolton:
Ramsay Bolton and Sansa Stark are wed.
Theon: "Sansa, of the House Stark comes here to be wed. A woman grown, trueborn and noble. She comes to beg the blessings of the Gods. Who comes to claim her?
Ramsay: "Ramsay, of House Bolton." (Politics - uncategorized)
Theon: "Sansa, of the House Stark comes here to be wed. A woman grown, trueborn and noble. She comes to beg the blessings of the Gods. Who comes to claim her?
Ramsay: "Ramsay, of House Bolton." (Politics - uncategorized)
Jon Snow is given a dragonglass dagger by Samwell Tarly, in the event that he needs to fend off the White Walkers.
(Politics - uncategorized)
10:01
(+3)
Theon Greyjoy:
After promising to help Sansa Stark light a signal candle at the top of the broken tower, Reek instead goes directly to Ramsay Bolton to inform him of Sansa's plot.
(Politics - uncategorized)
submitted by wpearsal (approved!)
10:03
(+3)
Ramsay Bolton:
Ramsay discovers Sansa's attempt to call for help after he encounters Reek at the top of the broken tower, prepared to light a signal candle.
(Politics - uncategorized)
36:14
(+3)
Tormund Giantsbane:
Tormund convinces the Wildlings to not kill Jon Snow for killing Mance. "None of you saw Mance die. I did. The southern king who broke our army, Stannis, wanted to burn him alive to send us a message. Jon Snow defied that cunt's orders. His arrow was mercy."
(Politics - uncategorized)
38:45
(+3)
Tormund Giantsbane:
Tormund convinces the Wildlings to accept Jon Snow's invitation and depart Hardhome to head south of the Wall.
Karsi: "I'll never trust a man in black. But I trust you, Tormund. If you say this is the way, we're with you."
Tormund: "This is the way." (Politics - uncategorized)
Karsi: "I'll never trust a man in black. But I trust you, Tormund. If you say this is the way, we're with you."
Tormund: "This is the way." (Politics - uncategorized)
39:07
(+6)
Tormund Giantsbane:
Karsi and the Giant Wun Weg Wun Dar Wun agree to follow Tormund south of the Wall.
(Politics - uncategorized)
3:01
(+3)
Ramsay Bolton:
Ramsay and his band of "twenty men" sneak into Stannis Baratheon's camp in the middle of the night and set fire to the Baratheon food and war supplies.
Ser Davos: "They were in and out before anyone spotted them. Burnt our food stores to the ground, all our siege weapons destroyed."
(Politics - uncategorized)
Ser Davos: "They were in and out before anyone spotted them. Burnt our food stores to the ground, all our siege weapons destroyed."
(Politics - uncategorized)
16:12
(+3)
Ramsay Bolton:
Ramsay Bolton handily defeats the broken and dispirited forces of Stannis Baratheon in the battle outside Winterfell. "Looks like we're done here."
(Politics - uncategorized)
18:40
(+3)
Theon Greyjoy:
Theon finally breaks and betrays the Boltons, saving Sansa Stark from one of Myranda's arrows before throwing Myranda off the walls of Winterfell.
(Politics - uncategorized)
Insults Delivered / Funny Lines
8:13
(+3)
Podrick Payne:
Brienne: "Ready the horses."
Podrick: "We only have one horse." (Funny Line)
Podrick: "We only have one horse." (Funny Line)
Jon appoints a new latrine captain to head up the latrine pit digging: "Brian - it seems like a good job for a ginger."
(Funny Line)
18:47
(+3)
Ramsay Bolton:
Myranda: "I saw you staring at her (Sansa)."
Ramsay: "I'm going to marry her. That will involve looking at her from time to time." (Funny Line)
Ramsay: "I'm going to marry her. That will involve looking at her from time to time." (Funny Line)
19:16
(+3)
Ramsay Bolton:
Miranda: "Do you think she's pretty?"
Ramsay: "Of course I do. I'm not blind. " (Funny Line)
Ramsay: "Of course I do. I'm not blind. " (Funny Line)
submitted by moonbaseu92 (approved!)
29:16
(+3)
Ramsay Bolton:
about Theon: "He's not Ironborn anymore. Not Theon Greyjoy anymore. He's a new man... a new person, anyway."
(Witty Insult)
32:19
(+3)
Ramsay Bolton:
to Roose Bolton: "How can you be sure... that she's pregnant? I mean... [spacing gesture indicate Fat Walda's size] ...how can you tell?"
(Witty Insult)
The Tyrell caravan stops just so Grandma Tyrell can deliver a burn on the entire city of King's Landing.
"Oh... you can smell the shit from five miles away." (Funny Line)
"Oh... you can smell the shit from five miles away." (Funny Line)
"Renly Baratheon shagged half the stable boys in the Seven Kingdoms. Everyone knew, no one cared."
(Witty Insult)
to Cersei: "Put the pen down, dear. We both know you're not writing anything."
(Witty Insult)
Cersei Lannister: "Ah, yes. The famously tart-tongued Queen of Thorns."
Olenna: "And the famous tart, Queen Cersei." (Witty Insult)
Olenna: "And the famous tart, Queen Cersei." (Witty Insult)
Cersei Lannister: "As for your veiled threats..."
Olenna: "What veil?" (Threat)
Olenna: "What veil?" (Threat)
52:30
(+3)
Ramsay Bolton:
Ramsay reminds Sansa to remove her clothes: "Do I need to ask a second time? I hate asking a second time."
(Threat)
High Sparrow: "I'm telling you a simple truth - I serve the Gods. The Gods demand justice."
Olenna: "How do they communicate their demands? By raven or horse?" (Witty Insult)
Olenna: "How do they communicate their demands? By raven or horse?" (Witty Insult)
Petyr Baelish: "It was an establishment like no other. The sheer range of appetites catered to. Desires that didn't even exist until we invented them."
Olenna: "You've always been rather impressed with yourself, haven't you?" (Witty Insult)
Olenna: "You've always been rather impressed with yourself, haven't you?" (Witty Insult)
Petyr Baelish: "I promise you-"
Olenna Tyrell: "I promise you, Lord Baelish, that our fates are joined. Together we murdered a king. If my house should fall, I will have nothing to hide. And if I should meet with some accident here at your broken little flesh market, they'll never even find what's left of you." (Threat)
Olenna Tyrell: "I promise you, Lord Baelish, that our fates are joined. Together we murdered a king. If my house should fall, I will have nothing to hide. And if I should meet with some accident here at your broken little flesh market, they'll never even find what's left of you." (Threat)
36:50
(+3)
Tormund Giantsbane:
on Jon Snow: "He's prettier than both my daughters, but he knows how to fight."
(Witty Insult)
Glasses of Wine Consumed
7:38
(+5)
Podrick Payne:
Podrick drinks a mug of ale while he and Brienne stop at an inn.
(Glass of Wine Consumed)
Jon drinks in the hall at Castle Black, as the election for Lord Commander of the Night's Watch begins.
(Glass of Wine Consumed)
Jon drinks another cup while members of the Night's Watch cast their votes for Lord Commander.
(Glass of Wine Consumed)
Jon "Never Kill a Man Sober" Snow finishes off his drink before heading outside to execute Janos Slynt.
(Glass of Wine Consumed)
28:09
(+5)
Ramsay Bolton:
Ramsay drinks after proposing a toast to Sansa Stark. "My lady, we are all a family, we Northerners. Our blood ties go back thousands of years. So I'd like to drink to our wedding. May our happiness spread from Moat Cailin to the Last Hearth."
(Glass of Wine Consumed)
32:07
(+5)
Ramsay Bolton:
Ramsay drinks again from his refilled cup, after Roose Bolton announces that Fat Walda Frey is pregnant.
(Glass of Wine Consumed)
33:13
(+5)
Ramsay Bolton:
Ramsay drinks while discussing the Bolton line of succession with his father Roose Bolton.
(Glass of Wine Consumed)
33:38
(+5)
Ramsay Bolton:
Ramsay refills his cup as Roose Bolton tells him the story of her mother.
(Glass of Wine Consumed)
Acts of Intercourse
20:49
(+5)
Ramsay Bolton:
Ramsay takes Myranda from behind after their lover's quarrel over Ramsay's marriage to Sansa Stark.
(Act of Intercourse)
53:44
(+5)
Ramsay Bolton:
Ramsay rapes Sansa Stark on their wedding night. "Reek... I told you to watch. You've known Sansa since she was a girl. Now watch her become a woman."
(Act of Intercourse)
Deaths
After its ice spear is parried by Jon Snow, the White Walker is slashed through by Jon's Valyrian Steel sword, Longclaw, and shatters into bits of ice.
(Death)
+1 for White Walker (Samurai, formerly mislabeled Hobo)
Jon Snow is stabbed by a band of Night's Watch mutineers, receiving the final fatal blow from his steward, Olly.
(Death)
+1 for White Walker (Samurai, formerly mislabeled Hobo)
Special
Melisandre announces Jon Snow to Stannis: "Your Grace. The bastard of Winterfell."
(Special)
12:07
(+3)
Podrick Payne:
Podrick's fails to control his horse as it runs loose during the chase by Littlefinger's men.
(Special)
13:01
(+3)
Podrick Payne:
Podrick loses control of his horse again, after it rears onto its hind legs and throws Podrick into the river.
(Special)
52:10
(+3)
Ramsay Bolton:
Ramsay makes Reek stay in the bedchamber to watch him rape Sansa. "Oh, no, no, no. You stay here, Reek. You watch."
(Special)
53:03
(+3)
Ramsay Bolton:
Ramsay tortures Sansa Stark on their wedding night by raping her with Reek (Theon Greyjoy) watching. "Reek... I told you to watch. You've known Sansa since she was a girl. Not watch her become a woman."
(Special)