Jacqen-the-box
A Song of Ire and Vice
Owner: jackchanhom
28 roto pts (#6)
Z-Score:
-0.92 (percentile: 17.88%)
Weeks at #1: 2
Categories won:
Deaths (63)
Best Week:
Episode 1: Winterfell
(+12.5 roto points)
Team MVP:
Sandor Clegane (The Hound)
(picked #14,
155 points,
34.75% of team total)
Roster Stats
Roster
| charId | Character | Special |
|---|---|---|
| 18 |
Cersei Lannister
|
* +1 special point every time she pours wine or requests a glass be poured * +1 point when someone (excl. Jaime) references incest with Jaime or her childrens' bastardy directly to her * 2x multiplier for sex acts involving incest (first cousin or closer) |
| 81 |
Sandor Clegane (The Hound)
|
* +1 point for scenes where he eats * 2x multiplier for actions performed while confronted by fire |
| 61 |
Theon Greyjoy
|
+1 point for scenes where Theon refers to himself as "Reek" +1 point when his missing manhood is referenced |
| 38 |
Grey Worm
|
* +1 for every 3-syllable word uttered in the Common Tongue (Westerosi English), not counting proper nouns (Daenerys, Unsullied, etc.) * Receives standard sex points for making it to first base |
| 101 |
Beric Dondarrion
|
Can receive points multiple times in the Death category +1 when shown igniting the flaming sword |
| 392 |
Top-Knot White Walkers
One of the Night King's lieutenants, this is the White Walker who grabs the ice spear and hands it to the Night Walker during the dragon battle at the frozen lake.
|
* untying his top-knot |
| 393 |
Greasy-haired White Walkers
This is a clean-shaven White Walker with long greasy hair, one f the Night King's lieutenants. He was present at the dragon battle at the Frozen Lake.
|
|
| 173 |
Hallyne (Pyromancer)
|
|
| 227 |
Qhono
|
|
| 264 |
Alys Karstark
|
Kills
27:15
(+2)
Theon Greyjoy:
Theon kills a member of Euron's crew as he leads a squad of Ironborn on a rescue mission to save his sister Yara Greyjoy.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
submitted by kevinreading66 (approved!)
27:34
(+2)
Theon Greyjoy:
Theon throws an axe into the skull of the Ironborn soldier guarding Yara Greyjoy.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
51:50
(+10)
Beric Dondarrion:
As the wight version of Ned Umber reawakens on the wall of the keep, Beric stabs the wight with his burning sword, lighting the body on fire and disposing of the wight for good.
(Kill of Named Character)
The Hound hacks away at 3 wights with his dragonglass axe.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
Realizing he is in pursuit after Arya whizzes a flaming arrow right over his head, Sandor turns around and smashes a wight with his dragonglass axe.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
27:10
(+2)
Beric Dondarrion:
Beric cuts down a wight with his flaming sword.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
The Hound cuts down a spinning wight as he covers the group's retreat to Winterfell.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
Clegane slashes down a wight as the phalanx of Unsullied escort Melisandre outside the Winterfell gate.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
Sandor cuts down another wight as time frantically ticks down for the Red Woman's firestarters to work.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
28:19
(+2)
Beric Dondarrion:
Beric strikes a wight on the shoulder with his flaming sword.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
Sandor brings his axe down on a wight as it attempts to scale the wall, sending it tumbling back down to the bottom.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
Grey Worm stabs a wight as it climbs over the wall.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
Grey Worm lands a blow on a wight as it tries to climb the wall.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
39:11
(+6)
Beric Dondarrion:
Beric slashes three wights in the Winterfell courtyard
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
50:49
(+2)
Beric Dondarrion:
Beric throws his flaming sword, impaling a wight attacking Arya.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
Clegane bashes in two wights as he, Arya, and Beric make their escape.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
51:02
(+2)
Beric Dondarrion:
Beric curbstomps the wight who stabbed at his leg.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
Clegane fights off two wights, knocking out one's head and kicking another.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
55:20
(+2)
Theon Greyjoy:
Theon shoots down a wight with a flaming arrow as the Ironborn protect Bran in the Godswood.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
Grey Worm defends a cowering Sam from the wights.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
62:04
(+2)
Theon Greyjoy:
Theon shoots down a charging wight in the Godswood.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
62:08
(+4)
Theon Greyjoy:
Theon shoots down two more wights as they storm into the Godswood.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
A bloodied Grey Worm fights off a wight with his spear.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
65:28
(+4)
Theon Greyjoy:
Theon makes his last stand, killing two wights with his last two arrows.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
65:43
(+10)
Theon Greyjoy:
Making his last stand after running out of arrows, Theon bashes in a wight with his bow, and finds a spear to fend off four more wights.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
69:00
(+6)
Theon Greyjoy:
Theon cuts down three more wights as Bran's last defender in the Godswood.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
69:58
(+14)
Theon Greyjoy:
Theon kills off 7 more wights in the final final stand in the Godswood.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
Grey Worm throws his spear through the back of a fleeing Captain Strickland, as the Unsullied forces rout the remains of the Golden Company and charge the King's Landing gate.
(Kill of Named Character)
Grey Worm spears a Lannister soldier as the Northern forces march their way into King's Landing.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
Grey Worm throws a spear through the heart of a surrendered Lannister soldier, following his Queen's lead to raze the city and take no prisoners.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
Grey Worm goes on a 9-soldier killing spree as he mows down Lannister soldiers with his spear in the fracas after their surrender.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
Grey Worm spears 4 more soldiers as the fight against the Lannister soldiers continue.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
Sandor deftly handles 4 of Cersei's Queensguard as he confronts her and his brother Gregor escaping the Red Keep.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
67:44
(+20)
Sandor Clegane (The Hound):
Sandor tackles Gregor Clegane and carries him through the crumbling ruins of the Red Keep and into the burning city below.
(Kill of Named Character)
67:44
(+20)
Sandor Clegane (The Hound):
Sandor sacrifices himself to tackle Gregor Clegane, carrying the both of them tumbling through the crumbling ruins of the Red Keep and into the burning city below.
(Kill of Named Character)
Political Wins
20:34
(+3)
Cersei Lannister:
Cersei gains the sellsword services of the Golden Company.
Cersei: "In any event, you are most welcome here in King's Landing, Captain Strickland."
Harry Stickland: "We look forward to fighting on your behalf, Your Grace." (Acquire a New Castle/City/Army/Loot)
Cersei: "In any event, you are most welcome here in King's Landing, Captain Strickland."
Harry Stickland: "We look forward to fighting on your behalf, Your Grace." (Acquire a New Castle/City/Army/Loot)
20:34
(+3)
Cersei Lannister:
Along with the Golden Company, Cersei gains their Captain Harry Strickland as a follower.
(New Follower/Prisoner)
27:53
(+3)
Theon Greyjoy:
After sneaking aboard Euron's ship, Theon frees his sister Yara.
(New Follower/Prisoner)
29:07
(+3)
Theon Greyjoy:
Yara: "You want to go to Wintefell. To fight for the Starks. Go. What is dead may never die."
Theon: "What is dead may never die." (House Words)
Theon: "What is dead may never die." (House Words)
Sandor receives a massive dragonglass battleaxe forged by Gendry, and thanks him with insults.
"You know who makes weapons for the Wildlings? Cripples and cocksuckers - which one are you?" (New Weapon)
"You know who makes weapons for the Wildlings? Cripples and cocksuckers - which one are you?" (New Weapon)
Qhono gets his arakh upgraded to a flaming arakh after Melisandre enchants the weapons for the Dothraki cavalry.
(New Weapon)
57:03
(+3)
Cersei Lannister:
Cersei lies to Euron that she is pregnant with his child.
"When the war is won, the Lion shall rule the land, the Kraken shall rule the sea and our child shall one day rule them all." (Act of Betrayal)
"When the war is won, the Lion shall rule the land, the Kraken shall rule the sea and our child shall one day rule them all." (Act of Betrayal)
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57:52
(+3)
Cersei Lannister:
As a result of the Iron Fleet attacks on Daenerys' ships, Cersei captures Missandei.
(New Follower/Prisoner)
75:52
(+5)
Cersei Lannister:
Cersei carries through on her threat as the Mountain beheads the prisoner Missandei in front of Daenerys and her advisors during the attempted parley.
(Kill of Named Character (Orchestrated))
The Northern forces win the ground war over the Lannister army, who are in disarray after surrendering their weapons and attempting to flee.
(Victorious Battle)
Sandor reflects on the bitter end that revenge has brought him to, as he wards Arya away from following his same path.
Sandor: "She's dead. And you'll be dead too if you don't get out of here."
Arya: "I'm going to kill her."
Sandor: "You think you wanted revenge a long time? I've been after it all my life. It's all I care about. And look at me. Look at me! You wanna be like me? You come with me, you die here." (Convincing Argument)
Sandor: "She's dead. And you'll be dead too if you don't get out of here."
Arya: "I'm going to kill her."
Sandor: "You think you wanted revenge a long time? I've been after it all my life. It's all I care about. And look at me. Look at me! You wanna be like me? You come with me, you die here." (Convincing Argument)
Grey Worm carries through with executing the Lannister prisoners over objections from Davos and Jon Snow.
Grey Worm: "It is not over until the queen's enemies are defeated."
Davos Seaworth: "How much more defeated do you want them to be? They're on their knees."
Grey Worm: "They are breathing." (Executive Decision)
Grey Worm: "It is not over until the queen's enemies are defeated."
Davos Seaworth: "How much more defeated do you want them to be? They're on their knees."
Grey Worm: "They are breathing." (Executive Decision)
Daenerys names Grey Worm to her Small Council as her new Master of War.
"You have walked beside me since the Plaza of Pride. You are the bravest of men, the most loyal of soldiers. I name you commander of all my forces, the Queen's Master of War." (New Title)
"You have walked beside me since the Plaza of Pride. You are the bravest of men, the most loyal of soldiers. I name you commander of all my forces, the Queen's Master of War." (New Title)
After Daenerys Targaryen's death, Grey Worm has taken charge of Tyrion as his prisoner, bringing him to the dragonpit to await judgment.
(New Follower/Prisoner)
Grey Worm confirms he also has Jon in his custody.
Sansa: "Where's Jon?"
Grey Worm: "He is our prisoner." (New Follower/Prisoner)
Sansa: "Where's Jon?"
Grey Worm: "He is our prisoner." (New Follower/Prisoner)
Forced by the demands of Grey Worm and the Unsullied, the rest of Westeros throws Jon under a bus, exiling him to the Night's Watch while everyone else gets noble titles.
Tyrion: "Giving you to the Unsullied would start a war. Letting you walk free would start a war. So our new king has chosen to send you to the Night's Watch." (Convincing Argument)
Tyrion: "Giving you to the Unsullied would start a war. Letting you walk free would start a war. So our new king has chosen to send you to the Night's Watch." (Convincing Argument)
Insults Delivered / Funny Lines
Sandor thanks Gendry for his new battleaxe, forged from dragonglass.
"You know who makes weapons for the Wildlings? Cripples and cocksuckers - which one are you?" (Witty Insult)
"You know who makes weapons for the Wildlings? Cripples and cocksuckers - which one are you?" (Witty Insult)
"You're a cold little bitch aren't you? I guess that's why you're still alive."
(Witty Insult)
submitted by sweetsarah025 (approved!)
to Arya: "You never used to shut up, now you're just sitting there like a mute."
(Funny Line)
As Beric walks by to interrupt the moment between Arya Stark and Sandor:
"Oh for fuck's sake - may as well be at a bloody wedding." (Funny Line)
"Oh for fuck's sake - may as well be at a bloody wedding." (Funny Line)
Beric Dondarrion: "The Lord of Light has brought us together all the same. This is his moment. When light-"
Sandor: "Thoros isn't here anymore, so I hope you're not about to give a sermon. Because if you are, the Lord of Light's gonna wonder why he brought you back 19 times just to watch you die when I chuck you over this fucking wall." (Threat)
Sandor: "Thoros isn't here anymore, so I hope you're not about to give a sermon. Because if you are, the Lord of Light's gonna wonder why he brought you back 19 times just to watch you die when I chuck you over this fucking wall." (Threat)
Glasses of Wine Consumed
25:43
(+5)
Cersei Lannister:
Cersei sips from her glass while Euron asks her about his performance in bed.
(Glass of Wine Consumed)
Sandor drinks from his wineskin atop the ramparts of Winterfell.
(Glass of Wine Consumed)
41:24
(+5)
Beric Dondarrion:
Beric drinks from Sandor Clegane's wineskin after reminding Arya how old and miserably shitty his company is.
(Glass of Wine Consumed)
The Hound takes a drink after admonishing Gendry for his thirst.
Gendry: "Look, it's not about that."
Sandor: "Of course it's about that, you twat. Why shouldn't it be? The dead are dead. You're not." (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Gendry: "Look, it's not about that."
Sandor: "Of course it's about that, you twat. Why shouldn't it be? The dead are dead. You're not." (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Sandor takes a sip in the blurry background as Davos and Tyrion talk about Melisandre.
(Glass of Wine Consumed)
Clegane takes another bitter drink as growls at a Northern girl who attempts to hit on him.
(Glass of Wine Consumed)
Sandor drinks from his refill as he talks bluntly with Sansa about her experiences. "You've changed, little bird."
(Glass of Wine Consumed)
Acts of Intercourse
25:25
(+5)
Cersei Lannister:
Cersei chats with Euron after a romp in her chambers.
(Act of Intercourse)
A Game of Thrones
19:58
(+5)
Cersei Lannister:
Cersei greets the captain of the Golden Company, Harry Strickland, from the Iron Throne.
(Iron Throne)
25:32
(+1)
Cersei Lannister:
Cersei sits down with a glass of wine in her bedchambers after her session with Euron Greyjoy.
(Basic Seat)
40:39
(+1)
Beric Dondarrion:
Unlike the scrubby Arya Stark and Sandor Clegane who are laid out on the floor, Beric Dondarrion is a knight and a man of taste, and chooses a small artisanal barrel to squat on as he joins them on the Winterfell ramparts.
(Basic Seat)
Deaths
52:35
(+5)
Beric Dondarrion:
Wordlessly, Beric succumbs to his wounds after making it to safety with the Hound and Arya.
(Death)
Apparently Qhono died during all this, as he reanimates as an undead wight.
(Death)
63:23
(+5)
Theon Greyjoy:
Theon is impaled by a spear shard after one last valiant charge against the Night King.
Bran: "Theon. You're a good man. Thank you." (Death)
Bran: "Theon. You're a good man. Thank you." (Death)
The reanimated wight of Qhono is thrown off Drogon's back as he prepares to take flight.
(Death)
75:56
(+5)
Top-Knot White Walkers:
The White Walker lieutenants explode into ice shards in a chain effect after the Night King falls to Arya's stab.
(Death)
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The White Walker lieutenants explode into ice shards in a chain effect after the Night King falls to Arya's stab.
(Death)
4:04
(+2)
Theon Greyjoy:
Theon lies atop a funeral pyre after the battle of Winterfell, as Sansa says goodbye.
(Dead Body Appearance)
Qhono's body appears on the funeral pyre as Winterfell pays their respects to the fallen.
(Dead Body Appearance)
7:07
(+2)
Beric Dondarrion:
Beric's body lies atop a funeral pyre after the Battle of Winterfell.
(Dead Body Appearance)
67:44
(+10)
Sandor Clegane (The Hound):
Sandor sacrifices himself to tackle Gregor Clegane, carrying the both of them tumbling through the crumbling ruins of the Red Keep and into the burning city below.
(Death)
73:43
(+5)
Cersei Lannister:
Jaime reassures Cersei in their final moments in the cellars of the Red Keep, as the castle collapses down around them.
"Nothing else matters. Nothing else matters. Only us." (Death)
"Nothing else matters. Nothing else matters. Only us." (Death)
11:53
(+2)
Cersei Lannister:
Tyrion finds Cersei's and Jaime's bodies in the rubble beneath the collapsed Red Keep
(Dead Body Appearance)
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Special
25:53
(+3)
Cersei Lannister:
Euron: "How do I compare? To the fat king."
Cersei: "Robert had a different whore every night, but he still didn't know his way around a woman's body."
Euron: "And the Kingslayer?" (Special)
Cersei: "Robert had a different whore every night, but he still didn't know his way around a woman's body."
Euron: "And the Kingslayer?" (Special)
50:37
(+3)
Beric Dondarrion:
Beric lights up his flaming sword so everyone can finally see what's going on in this dark-ass scene.
(Special)
"I am loyal to my Queen. I will fight for her until her *enemies* are *defeated.*
(Special)
Sandor scoops at a shepherd's pie in his bowl during the Feast of Winterfell.
(Special)
Sandor scoops at a shepherd's pie in his bowl during the Feast of Winterfell, in a strong foreshadowing to the Cleganebowl that was Promised.
(Special)
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Sandor chews on a piece of jerky as he rides solo out of Winterfell.
(Special)
The Feels
29:17
(+5)
Theon Greyjoy:
Theon and Yara share an embrace before they part ways to fight their separate parts of the war.
Yara: "You want to go to Wintefell. To fight for the Starks. Go. What is dead may never die."
Theon: "What is dead may never die."
Yara: "But kill the bastards anyway." (Warm Fuzzy Moment)
Yara: "You want to go to Wintefell. To fight for the Starks. Go. What is dead may never die."
Theon: "What is dead may never die."
Yara: "But kill the bastards anyway." (Warm Fuzzy Moment)
23:25
(+5)
Theon Greyjoy:
Theon and Sansa share a heartfelt hug as he returns to the North with his Ironborn.
"I want to fight for Winterfell, Lady Sansa. If you'll have me." (Warm Fuzzy Moment)
"I want to fight for Winterfell, Lady Sansa. If you'll have me." (Warm Fuzzy Moment)
Grey Worm and Missandei make plans for summer vacation after the war is done.
Missandei: "My people are peaceful. We cannot protect ourselves."
Grey Worm: "My people are not peaceful. We will protect you." (Warm Fuzzy Moment)
Missandei: "My people are peaceful. We cannot protect ourselves."
Grey Worm: "My people are not peaceful. We will protect you." (Warm Fuzzy Moment)
Arya and the Hound share a drink atop the ramparts of Winterfell.
Arya: "No, I mean, what are you doing up here? You joined the Brotherhood. You went beyond the Wall with Jon. You're here now. Why? When was the last time you fought for anyone but yourself?"
Sandor: "I fought for you, didn't I?" (Warm Fuzzy Moment)
Arya: "No, I mean, what are you doing up here? You joined the Brotherhood. You went beyond the Wall with Jon. You're here now. Why? When was the last time you fought for anyone but yourself?"
Sandor: "I fought for you, didn't I?" (Warm Fuzzy Moment)
32:36
(+5)
Theon Greyjoy:
Bran to Theon: "Everything you did brought you where you are now. Where you belong. Home."
(Warm Fuzzy Moment)
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71:14
(+5)
Theon Greyjoy:
Bran: "Theon. You're a good man. Thank you."
(Warm Fuzzy Moment)
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Sandor continues to sit and eat throughout all the various celebratory toasts for Gendry, Arya, and other heroes of the Battle of Winterfell.
(Ridiculously Funny Moment)
Sandor Clegane and Sansa talk about their long journeys and roads not taken.
Sandor: " You've changed, Little Bird. None of it would have happened if you'd left King's Landing with me. No Littlefinger, no Ramsay none of it."
Sansa: "Without Littlefinger, and Ramsay, and the rest... I would have stayed a Little Bird all my life." (Warm Fuzzy Moment)
Sandor: " You've changed, Little Bird. None of it would have happened if you'd left King's Landing with me. No Littlefinger, no Ramsay none of it."
Sansa: "Without Littlefinger, and Ramsay, and the rest... I would have stayed a Little Bird all my life." (Warm Fuzzy Moment)
Sandor reflects on the bitter end that revenge has brought him to, as he wards Arya away from following his same path.
Sandor: "She's dead. And you'll be dead too if you don't get out of here."
Arya: "I'm going to kill her."
Sandor: "You think you wanted revenge a long time? I've been after it all my life. It's all I care about. And look at me. Look at me! You wanna be like me? You come with me, you die here." (Sad Feels)
Sandor: "She's dead. And you'll be dead too if you don't get out of here."
Arya: "I'm going to kill her."
Sandor: "You think you wanted revenge a long time? I've been after it all my life. It's all I care about. And look at me. Look at me! You wanna be like me? You come with me, you die here." (Sad Feels)
73:43
(+5)
Cersei Lannister:
Jaime reassures Cersei in their final moments in the cellars of the Red Keep, as the castle collapses down around them.
"Nothing else matters. Nothing else matters. Only us." (Sad Feels)
"Nothing else matters. Nothing else matters. Only us." (Sad Feels)