A Song of Tits and Wine (GoT: Season 8)

Rk Team Total Change Behind Kills Politics Insults Wine Sex Thrones Deaths Special Feels
1 1 36.5 2.5 - (+1) 6 (+1.5) 4 6 3 1.5 3 4 5 4
2 1 36 -2.5 0.5 4 3 3 6 5 4 2 3 6
3 1 36 3.5 0.5 1 (+1) 6 5 5 3 6 (+1) 3 (+0.5) 4 (+1) 3
4 1 32 -0.5 4.5 5 2 4 4 4 5 1 (+1) 2 5
5 - 28 -2 8.5 2 5 1 1 6 1 5 6 1
6 - 20.5 -1 16 (+1) 3 1 2 2 1.5 2 6 1 2
Rk Team Total Change Behind Kills Politics Insults Wine Sex Thrones Deaths Special Feels
1 1 4722 +3946 - (+3880) 4372 (+23) 41 (+3) 69 45 5 (+4) 12 (+10) 29 (+6) 72 (+20) 77
2 1 1441 +53 3281 (+10) 1129 18 (+6) 51 60 25 16 (+5) 12 (+12) 24 (+20) 106
3 - 640 +16 4082 (+16) 270 39 42 75 30 15 15 36 118
4 - 496 +33 4226 (+15) 250 51 0 0 35 0 (+15) 39 (+3) 111 10
5 1 394 +82 4328 (+5) 37 (+18) 64 (+6) 63 65 15 (+2) 35 (+15) 25 (+3) 39 (+33) 51
6 1 390 +43 4332 (+40) 258 (+3) 15 12 5 5 1 46 18 30
Totals 8083 +4173 6316 228 237 250 115 79 166 300 392
Rk Team Total Change Behind Streak Roto Tiebreaker Points/Game
1 1 4 +1 - W-4 36.5 944.4
3 - 3 - 1 L-1 32 288.2
2 1 3 - 1 L-1 36 128
4 - 2 +1 2 W-1 36 78.8
5 1 2 +1 2 W-1 20.5 78
6 1 1 - 3 L-2 28 99.2

Episode 5: The Bells

Ned Fart (hubert.josef.malter)
Jon Snow:
16 pts
16 43 DEAD (aubreycharnelljohnson4)
Grey Worm :
43 pts
Boaratheon (mpshea05)
Gregor Clegane (The Mountain):
23 pts
33 3946 GoT milk? (sofiazbv)
Daenerys Targaryen:
1959 pts
Turd Ferguson (cheinke9541)
Jaime Lannister:
40 pts
53 82 The Faceless Butt (ledlannalena)
Tyrion Lannister:
38 pts

Episode 6

Ned Fart (hubert.josef.malter)
Avg: 128 , Record: 3-2
GoT milk? (sofiazbv)
Avg: 944.4 , Record: 4-1
DEAD (aubreycharnelljohnson4)
Avg: 78 , Record: 2-3
The Faceless Butt (ledlannalena)
Avg: 78.8 , Record: 2-3
Boaratheon (mpshea05)
Avg: 99.2 , Record: 1-4
Turd Ferguson (cheinke9541)
Avg: 288.2 , Record: 3-2
Ep Opponent Result Score
1 Boaratheon [Results] 43 - 29
2 GoT milk? [Results] 95 - 109
3 Ned Fart [Results] 1135 - 258
4 DEAD [Results] 115 - 29
5 The Faceless Butt [Results] 53 - 82
6 Boaratheon
Ep Opponent Result Score
1 Turd Ferguson [Results] 29 - 43
2 DEAD [Results] 11 - 32
3 The Faceless Butt [Results] 401 - 97
4 Ned Fart [Results] 22 - 168
5 GoT milk? [Results] 33 - 3946
6 Turd Ferguson
Ep Opponent Result Score
1 Ned Fart [Results] 36 - 95
2 Turd Ferguson [Results] 109 - 95
3 DEAD [Results] 523 - 265
4 The Faceless Butt [Results] 108 - 91
5 Boaratheon [Results] 3946 - 33
6 Ned Fart
Ep Opponent Result Score
1 DEAD [Results] 94 - 21
2 Ned Fart [Results] 30 - 103
3 Boaratheon [Results] 97 - 401
4 GoT milk? [Results] 91 - 108
5 Turd Ferguson [Results] 82 - 53
6 DEAD
Ep Opponent Result Score
1 GoT milk? [Results] 95 - 36
2 The Faceless Butt [Results] 103 - 30
3 Turd Ferguson [Results] 258 - 1135
4 Boaratheon [Results] 168 - 22
5 DEAD [Results] 16 - 43
6 GoT milk?

Scenario Analysis for Episode 6

Turd Ferguson (cheinke9541) 3-2, 288.2 points/game, #3

Optimal Scenario with Win

Ned Fart vs. GoT milk? [Matchup]
Ned Fart loses, or they win and you make up 4 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
GoT milk? loses and you make up 4.5 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Boaratheon vs. Turd Ferguson [Matchup]
Resulting Record: 4-2, rank #2

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

Ned Fart vs. GoT milk? [Matchup]
Ned Fart wins, or they lose and you don't make up 4 tiebreaker points on them. (maintain rank)
DEAD vs. The Faceless Butt [Matchup]
DEAD wins and you lose more than -11.5 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
The Faceless Butt wins and you don't make up 4 tiebreaker points on them. (-1 rank)
Boaratheon vs. Turd Ferguson [Matchup]
Resulting Record: 3-3, rank #4

Boaratheon (mpshea05) 1-4, 99.2 points/game, #6

Optimal Scenario with Win

DEAD vs. The Faceless Butt [Matchup]
DEAD loses and you don't lose more than -7.5 tiebreaker points to them. (+1 rank)
The Faceless Butt loses and you make up 8 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Boaratheon vs. Turd Ferguson [Matchup]
Resulting Record: 2-4, rank #5

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

Boaratheon vs. Turd Ferguson [Matchup]
Resulting Record: 1-5, rank #6

DEAD (aubreycharnelljohnson4) 2-3, 78 points/game, #5

Optimal Scenario with Win

Ned Fart vs. GoT milk? [Matchup]
Ned Fart loses and you make up 15.5 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
DEAD vs. The Faceless Butt [Matchup]
DEAD wins. (+1 rank)
Boaratheon vs. Turd Ferguson [Matchup]
Turd Ferguson loses and you make up 11.5 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Resulting Record: 3-3, rank #2

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

DEAD vs. The Faceless Butt [Matchup]
DEAD loses. (maintain rank)
Boaratheon vs. Turd Ferguson [Matchup]
Boaratheon wins and you don't make up 7.5 tiebreaker points on them. (-1 rank)
Resulting Record: 2-4, rank #6

GoT milk? (sofiazbv) 4-1, 944.4 points/game, #1

Optimal Scenario with Win

Ned Fart vs. GoT milk? [Matchup]
Resulting Record: 5-1, rank #1

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

Ned Fart vs. GoT milk? [Matchup]
GoT milk? loses. (-1 rank)
Boaratheon vs. Turd Ferguson [Matchup]
Turd Ferguson wins and you lose more than -4.5 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Resulting Record: 4-2, rank #3

The Faceless Butt (ledlannalena) 2-3, 78.8 points/game, #4

Optimal Scenario with Win

Ned Fart vs. GoT milk? [Matchup]
Ned Fart loses and you don't lose more than 0 tiebreaker points to them. (+1 rank)
DEAD vs. The Faceless Butt [Matchup]
The Faceless Butt wins. (maintain rank)
Boaratheon vs. Turd Ferguson [Matchup]
Turd Ferguson loses and you don't lose more than -4 tiebreaker points to them. (+1 rank)
Resulting Record: 3-3, rank #2

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

DEAD vs. The Faceless Butt [Matchup]
The Faceless Butt loses. (-1 rank)
Boaratheon vs. Turd Ferguson [Matchup]
Boaratheon wins and you lose more than -8 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Resulting Record: 2-4, rank #6

Ned Fart (hubert.josef.malter) 3-2, 128 points/game, #2

Optimal Scenario with Win

Ned Fart vs. GoT milk? [Matchup]
Ned Fart wins. (+1 rank)
Boaratheon vs. Turd Ferguson [Matchup]
Turd Ferguson loses, or they win and you don't lose more than -4 tiebreaker points to them. (maintain rank)
Resulting Record: 4-2, rank #1

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

Ned Fart vs. GoT milk? [Matchup]
DEAD vs. The Faceless Butt [Matchup]
DEAD wins and you lose more than -15.5 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
The Faceless Butt wins and you lose more than 0 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Boaratheon vs. Turd Ferguson [Matchup]
Turd Ferguson wins, or they lose and you lose more than -4 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Resulting Record: 3-3, rank #4

Round 1

  1. Ned Fart chose: Jon Snow (#1)
  2. The Faceless Butt chose: Cersei Lannister (#2)
  3. Boaratheon chose: White Walker (Night King) (#3)
  4. GoT milk? chose: Daenerys Targaryen (#4)
  5. Turd Ferguson chose: Jaime Lannister (#5)
  6. DEAD chose: Viserion (#6)

Round 2

  1. DEAD chose: Rhaegal (#7)
  2. Turd Ferguson chose: Arya Stark (#8)
  3. GoT milk? chose: Drogon (#9)
  4. Boaratheon chose: Gregor Clegane (The Mountain) (#10)
  5. The Faceless Butt chose: Tyrion Lannister (#11)
  6. Ned Fart chose: Bronn (#12)

Round 3

  1. Ned Fart chose: Gendry (#13)
  2. The Faceless Butt chose: Bran Stark (#14)
  3. Boaratheon chose: Wight Army (Extras) (#15)
  4. GoT milk? chose: Sandor Clegane (The Hound) (#16)
  5. Turd Ferguson chose: Davos Seaworth (#17)
  6. DEAD chose: Grey Worm (#18)

Round 4

  1. DEAD chose: Missandei (#19)
  2. Turd Ferguson chose: Sansa Stark (#20)
  3. GoT milk? chose: Tormund Giantsbane (#21)
  4. Boaratheon chose: Jorah Mormont (#22)
  5. The Faceless Butt chose: Euron Greyjoy (#23)
  6. Ned Fart chose: Brienne of Tarth (#24)

Round 5

  1. Ned Fart chose: Samwell Tarly (#25)
  2. The Faceless Butt chose: Varys (#26)
  3. Boaratheon chose: Harry Strickland (#27)
  4. GoT milk? chose: Wight Giants (extras) (#28)
  5. Turd Ferguson chose: Beric Dondarrion (#29)
  6. DEAD chose: Lyanna Mormont (#30)

Round 6

  1. DEAD chose: Theon Greyjoy (#31)
  2. Turd Ferguson chose: Daario Naharis (#32)
  3. GoT milk? chose: Top-Knot White Walkers (#33)
  4. Boaratheon chose: Qyburn (#34)
  5. The Faceless Butt chose: Edmure Tully (#35)
  6. Ned Fart chose: Robin Arryn (#36)

Round 7

  1. Ned Fart chose: Podrick Payne (#37)
  2. The Faceless Butt chose: Melisandre (#38)
  3. Boaratheon chose: Yara Greyjoy (#39)
  4. GoT milk? chose: Eddison Tollett (#40)
  5. Turd Ferguson chose: Jaqen H'ghar (#41)
  6. DEAD chose: Full-bearded White Walkers (#42)

Round 8

  1. DEAD chose: Septa Unella (#43)
  2. Turd Ferguson chose: Ellaria Sand (#44)
  3. GoT milk? chose: Robett Glover (#45)
  4. Boaratheon chose: Qhono (#46)
  5. The Faceless Butt chose: Sam (Gilly's Baby) (#47)
  6. Ned Fart chose: Bronze Yohn Royce (#48)

Round 9

  1. Ned Fart chose: Bald White Walkers (#49)
  2. The Faceless Butt chose: Greasy-haired White Walkers (#50)
  3. Boaratheon chose: Tycho Nestoris (#51)
  4. GoT milk? chose: Denys Mallister (#52)
  5. Turd Ferguson chose: Meera Reed (#53)
  6. DEAD chose: Archmaester Ebrose (#54)

Round 10

  1. DEAD chose: Gilly (#55)
  2. Turd Ferguson chose: Tyene Sand (#56)
  3. GoT milk? chose: Karsi (#57)
  4. Boaratheon chose: Syrio Forel (#58)
  5. The Faceless Butt chose: Hodor (#59)
  6. Ned Fart chose: Ned Umber (#60)

League Discussion

Stat Leaders (Full char list)  (Transactions)

Total Points
(+1959) 2205
(+1921) 2138
(+10) 1156
(+16) 286
271
Kills Points
(+1921) 2132
(+1911) 2100
1074
(+16) 187
157
Acts of Intercourse Points
35
25
20
20
15

Recent Events (Full Log)

Episode 5: The Bells

Kills
13:42 (+10) Drogon:
Drogon incinerates Varys on the shores outside Dragonstone

Daenerys: "Lord Varys - I, Daenerys of House Targaryen, first of my name, Breaker of Chains and Mother of Dragons, sentence you to die. ... Dracarys."
(Kill of Named Character)
36:01 (+46) Drogon:
After burning the Iron Fleet, Drogon and Daenerys set their sights on the city, torching the defensive Scorpions and their gunner crews atop the walls of King's Landing. 23 Lannister soldiers are burned on-screen. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
After burning the Iron Fleet, Drogon and Daenerys set their sights on the city, torching the defensive Scorpions and their gunner crews atop the walls of King's Landing. 23 Lannister soldiers are burned on-screen. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
36:54 (+678) Drogon:
Drogon and Daenerys blast through the King's Landing gate with an explosion of dragonfire - blowing away 299 sellswords at the center column of the Golden Company, 32 sellswords on the right flank, and 8 Scorpion gunners atop the ramparts. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Drogon and Daenerys blast through the King's Landing gate with an explosion of dragonfire - blowing away 299 sellswords at the center column of the Golden Company, 32 sellswords on the right flank, and 8 Scorpion gunners atop the ramparts. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Harry Strickland's white horse is killed in the fireblast as Drogon and Daenerys blow open the King's Landing gates. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
37:04 (+2) Drogon:
Harry Strickland's white horse is killed in the fireblast as Drogon and Daenerys blow open the King's Landing gates. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
37:16 (+16) Drogon:
8 sellswords from the Golden Company are burned alive after Daenerys and Drogon blast through the King's Landing gate from behind. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
8 sellswords from the Golden Company are burned alive after Daenerys and Drogon blast through the King's Landing gate from behind. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
37:48 (+10) Grey Worm :
Grey Worm throws his spear through the back of a fleeing Captain Strickland, as the Unsullied forces rout the remains of the Golden Company and charge the King's Landing gate. (Kill of Named Character)
Drogon and Daenerys wipe out two Lannister soldiers atop a building in a drive-by fireblasting. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
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38:21 (+4) Drogon:
Drogon and Daenerys wipe out two Lannister soldiers atop a building in a drive-by fireblasting. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
submitted by nyan (approved!)
38:51 (+104) Drogon:
Drogon and Daenerys return outside the gates to roast 52 Golden Company sellswords from above. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Drogon and Daenerys return outside the gates to roast 52 Golden Company sellswords from above. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
38:55 (+542) Drogon:
Drogon and Daenerys strafe the fleeing Golden Company outside the gates of King's Landing, burning 271 soldiers in the tracking shot. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Drogon and Daenerys strafe the fleeing Golden Company outside the gates of King's Landing, burning 271 soldiers in the tracking shot. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
38:58 (+14) Drogon:
7 Golden Company soldiers are shown engulfed in flames after Drogon and Daenerys' strafing run (Kill of Unnamed Character)
7 Golden Company soldiers are shown engulfed in flames after Drogon and Daenerys' strafing run (Kill of Unnamed Character)
39:23 (+46) Drogon:
Drogon and Daenerys make a run along the city walls of King's Landing, taking out 7 Scorpion batteries and their gunner crews. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Drogon and Daenerys make a run along the city walls of King's Landing, taking out 7 Scorpion batteries and their gunner crews. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Grey Worm spears a Lannister soldier as the Northern forces march their way into King's Landing. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
40:41 (+2) Jon Snow:
Jon strikes down a Lannister soldier as the Northern forces march their way into King's Landing. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Grief-stricken, Daenerys takes Drogon on a destruction derby, burning civilians and soldiers alike as she flies towards the Red Keep (Kill of Unnamed Character)
46:06 (+60) Drogon:
Grief-stricken, Daenerys takes Drogon on a destruction derby, burning civilians and soldiers alike as she flies towards the Red Keep (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Grey Worm throws a spear through the heart of a surrendered Lannister soldier, following his Queen's lead to raze the city and take no prisoners. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
47:04 (+2) Jon Snow:
Jon cuts down a Lannister soldier in the chaos after the Northern forces attack the surrendered Lannister army. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
47:09 (+4) Jon Snow:
Jon cuts down two more Lannister soldiers in the chaos after the Northern forces attack the surrendered Lannister army. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
47:11 (+18) Grey Worm :
Grey Worm goes on a 9-soldier killing spree as he mows down Lannister soldiers with his spear in the fracas after their surrender. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Grey Worm spears 4 more soldiers as the fight against the Lannister soldiers continue. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
7 Lannister soldiers are burned after surrendering as Daenerys burns a path of destruction on the way to the Red Keep (Kill of Unnamed Character)
47:53 (+14) Drogon:
7 Lannister soldiers are burned after surrendering as Daenerys burns a path of destruction on the way to the Red Keep (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Daenerys and Drogon continue their reign of terror, indiscriminately burning civilians in the streets of King's Landing. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
48:02 (+160) Drogon:
Daenerys and Drogon continue their reign of terror, indiscriminately burning civilians in the streets of King's Landing. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
48:38 (+4) Jon Snow:
Jon kills two more Lannister soldiers while pleading for his own soldiers to stop the attack. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
49:45 (+2) Jon Snow:
Jon kills another Lannister soldier while continuing to tell people to stop killing the Lannister soldiers. 🤷 (Kill of Unnamed Character)
50:15 (+2) Jon Snow:
Jon saves a woman in an alleyway, running his sword through a Northern soldier attacking her. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
A portion of the Red Keep collapses, crushing a group of 85 civilians below. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
51:58 (+170) Drogon:
A portion of the Red Keep collapses, crushing a group of 85 civilians below. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Euron stabs Jaime through the ribs with his dagger as the brawl in the sea cave underneath King's Landing. (Major Injury of Named Character)
Jaime stabs Euron Greyjoy through the stomach as they battle in the sea caves below King's Landing. (Kill of Named Character)
The Red Keep continues to collapse under the repeated attacks by Daenerys and Drogon, crushing two of Cersei's Queensguard in the rubble. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
57:57 (+4) Drogon:
The Red Keep continues to collapse under the repeated attacks by Daenerys and Drogon, crushing two of Cersei's Queensguard in the rubble. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Sandor deftly handles 4 of Cersei's Queensguard as he confronts her and his brother Gregor escaping the Red Keep. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
The Mountain flings Qyburn to his death against the rubble of the Red Keep, ignoring his commands to stay by Queen Cersei's side. (Kill of Named Character)
Two people fall off a collapse building as King's Landing begins to crumble into ruin from Drogon and Daenerys' rampage (Kill of Unnamed Character)
66:04 (+4) Drogon:
Two people fall off a collapse building as King's Landing begins to crumble into ruin from Drogon and Daenerys' rampage (Kill of Unnamed Character)
The Mountain squeezes in the eyes of his younger brother Sandor Clegane, as they fight in the crumbling ruins of the Red Keep. (Major Injury of Named Character)
Sandor tackles Gregor Clegane and carries him through the crumbling ruins of the Red Keep and into the burning city below. (Kill of Named Character)
Sandor sacrifices himself to tackle Gregor Clegane, carrying the both of them tumbling through the crumbling ruins of the Red Keep and into the burning city below. (Kill of Named Character)
In their last strafing run, Drogon and Daenerys burn a street of civilians, including the mom and daughter who helped Arya escape. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
71:49 (+26) Drogon:
In their last strafing run, Drogon and Daenerys burn a street of civilians, including the mom and daughter who helped Arya escape. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
After repeated explosions and dragonfire, the Red Keep collapses, burying Jaime and Cersei Lannister in the dungeons below. (Kill of Named Character)
73:43 (+20) Drogon:
After repeated explosions and dragonfire, the Red Keep collapses, burying Jaime and Cersei Lannister in the dungeons below. (Kill of Named Character)
Arya survives the destruction of King's Landing, bloodied and lung cancered from the ordeal. (Minor Injury of Named Character)
75:51 (+1) Drogon:
Arya survives the destruction of King's Landing, bloodied and lung cancered from the ordeal. (Minor Injury of Named Character)
Political Wins
4:38 (+3) Varys:
Varys has recruited Martha, a serving girl from the kitchen in an attempt to poison Daenerys. (New Follower/Prisoner)
4:38 (+3) Varys:
Varys has recruited Martha, a serving girl from the kitchen in an attempt to poison Daenerys. (Act of Betrayal)
Tyrion rats out Varys for his betrayal of Daenerys. (Act of Betrayal)
Daenerys orders Drogon to execute Varys after discovering his betrayal.

"Lord Varys - I, Daenerys of House Targaryen, first of my name, Breaker of Chains and Mother of Dragons, sentence you to die. ... Dracarys."
(Kill of Named Character (Orchestrated))
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Daenerys ignores Tyrion's pleas to spare the people of King's Landing and commands Grey Worm to prepare for a full-scale assault of the city. (Executive Decision)
Tyrion speaks his way past the Unsullied guards stationed outside of Jaime's tent
Unsullied: "We have orders to guard the prisoner."
Tyrion: "Ordered by whom, the Queen herself?"
Unsullied: "No."
Tyrion: "Well, in that case, as Hand of the Queen, I outrank whomever gave your order, probably by quite a lot."
(Convincing Argument)
Tyrion convinces Jaime to undertake the covert mission to smuggle Cersei out of King's Landing and escape to a new life.

"Do it. If you don't, you'll never see Cersei again."
(Convincing Argument)
Tyrion unlocks Jaime's chains and frees him, sending him on a covert mission to rescue Cersei and end the war before Daenerys destroys the city.

"Tens of thousands of innocent lives. One not particularly innocent dwarf. Seems like a fair trade."
(Act of Betrayal)
Riding on Drogon's back, Daenerys burns down the entirety of the Iron Fleet outside King's Landing. (Victorious Battle)
Daenerys and Drogon blast through the front gates of King's Landing, eliminating the Golden Company and clearing a path through for her armies. (Victorious Battle)
Despite her earlier acquiescence to Tyrion, Daenerys decides to burn them all anyway as she sets fire to the city despite the ringing of the bells. (Act of Betrayal)
The Northern forces win the ground war over the Lannister army, who are in disarray after surrendering their weapons and attempting to flee. (Victorious Battle)
Daenerys commences torching the city from above, burning soldiers and smallfolk alive as she makes her way towards the Red Keep. (Victorious Battle)
Sandor reflects on the bitter end that revenge has brought him to, as he wards Arya away from following his same path.

Sandor: "She's dead. And you'll be dead too if you don't get out of here."
Arya: "I'm going to kill her."
Sandor: "You think you wanted revenge a long time? I've been after it all my life. It's all I care about. And look at me. Look at me! You wanna be like me? You come with me, you die here."
(Convincing Argument)
Insults Delivered / Funny Lines
"Alright, then. Let it be fear." (Threat)
Tyrion: "Davos, I need to ask you a favor. You're the greatest smuggler alive, aren't you."
Davos: "I'm not going to like this favor, am I?"
(Funny Line)
Tyrion attempts to speak to the Unsullied guards.

"I drink to eat the skull keeper."
"I want to eat the skull keeper."
"I want to see the..."
Unsullied: "-we speak the Common Tongue."
(Funny Line)
Tyrion: "Did you consider taking it (the golden hand) off?"
Jaime: "Cersei once called me the stupidest Lannister."
(Funny Line)
after stabbing Jaime through the ribs: "You fought well... for a cripple." (Witty Insult)
A Game of Thrones
3:48 (+1) Varys:
Varys sits at his desk while penning a secret letter about Jon Snow's lineage. (Basic Seat)
10:23 (+1) Varys:
Varys continues to sit and write letters by candelight, when he is arrested by Grey Worm and the Unsullied. (Basic Seat)
Daenerys sits in front of the fireplace with Grey Worm, looking at Missandei's slave band. (Basic Seat)
Daenerys sits on the Dragonstone throne as she discusses the plan of attack on King's Landing with Grey Worm and Tyrion (Seat of Power)
Deaths
13:42 (+5) Varys:
Varys is executed by Drogon's dragonfire after his plots to betray Daenerys are exposed.

to Tyrion: "I hope I deserve it, truly I do. I hope I'm wrong. Goodbye, old friend."
(Death)
Captain Strickland is javelin'd through the back by Grey Worm, as he flees from the Unsullied forces charging the King's Landing gate. (Death)
Euron bleeds out on the stones of the sea cave below King's Landing, having been stabbed through by Jaime.

"I'm the man who killed Jaime Lannister."
(Death)
59:09 (+5) Qyburn:
Qyburn is bashed in against the rubble of the Red Keep and flung to his death by the Mountain, as he vainly commands Ser Gregor to stay by Queen Cersei's side. (Death)
Gregor Clegane is tackled by his brother Sandor, sending them both tumbling through the crumbling ruins of the Red Keep and into the burning city below. (Death)
Sandor sacrifices himself to tackle Gregor Clegane, carrying the both of them tumbling through the crumbling ruins of the Red Keep and into the burning city below. (Death)
Jaime reassures Cersei in their final moments in the cellars of the Red Keep, as the castle collapses down around them.

"Nothing else matters. Nothing else matters. Only us."
(Death)
Jaime reassures Cersei in their final moments in the cellars of the Red Keep, as the castle collapses down around them.

"Nothing else matters. Nothing else matters. Only us."
(Death)
Special
"Lord Varys. I, Daenerys of House Targaryen, first of my name, Breaker of Chains and Mother of Dragons, sentence you to die. ... Dracarys." (Special)
Jaime holds up his golden hand when Tyrion asks "how did they (Daenerys' forces) find you?" (Special)
Jaime waves his golden hand at the Lannister guards in futility, as the King's Landing gates close and lock Jaime outside. (Special)
Daenerys sports a leather battle coat as she rides Drogon into battle over King's Landing. (Special)
Jaime: "You're no King."
Euron: "Oh, but I am. And I fucked the Queen."
(Special)
submitted by kelseylawniczak (approved!)
Jaime uses the ancient martial art of throat-poking with his golden hand while fighting Euron Greyjoy. (Special)
Jaime bitch-slaps Euron across the face with his golden hand to escape from a chokehold. (Special)
The Mountain flings the non-combatant Qyburn to his death against the rubble of the Red Keep, ignoring his commands to stay by Queen Cersei's side. (Special)
The Feels
Varys says his last words to Tyrion as he awaits his execution: "I hope I deserve it, truly I do. I hope I'm wrong. Goodbye, old friend." (Sad Feels)
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12:40 (+5) Varys:
Varys says his last words to Tyrion as he awaits his execution: "I hope I deserve it, truly I do. I hope I'm wrong. Goodbye, old friend." (Sad Feels)
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Daenerys realizes she is truly alone in Westeros after Jon fails to respond to her kiss.

"Is that all I am to you? Your Queen?"
(Sad Feels)
Tyrion attempts to speak to the Unsullied guards.

"I drink to eat the skull keeper."
"I want to eat the skull keeper."
"I want to see the..."
Unsullied: "-we speak the Common Tongue."
(Ridiculously Funny Moment)
Tyrion frees Jaime and the Lannister brothers say their goodbyes on the eve of the attack on King's Landing.

Tyrion: "You were the only one who didn't treat me like a monster. You were all I had."
(Sad Feels)
Tyrion frees Jaime and the Lannister brothers say their goodbyes on the eve of the attack on King's Landing.

Tyrion: "You were the only one who didn't treat me like a monster. You were all I had."
(Sad Feels)
Sandor reflects on the bitter end that revenge has brought him to, as he wards Arya away from following his same path.

Sandor: "She's dead. And you'll be dead too if you don't get out of here."
Arya: "I'm going to kill her."
Sandor: "You think you wanted revenge a long time? I've been after it all my life. It's all I care about. And look at me. Look at me! You wanna be like me? You come with me, you die here."
(Sad Feels)
Sandor reflects on the bitter end that revenge has brought him to, as he wards Arya away from following his same path.

Sandor: "She's dead. And you'll be dead too if you don't get out of here."
Arya: "I'm going to kill her."
Sandor: "You think you wanted revenge a long time? I've been after it all my life. It's all I care about. And look at me. Look at me! You wanna be like me? You come with me, you die here."
(Sad Feels)
Jaime reassures Cersei in their final moments in the cellars of the Red Keep, as the castle collapses down around them.

"Nothing else matters. Nothing else matters. Only us."
(Sad Feels)
Jaime reassures Cersei in their final moments in the cellars of the Red Keep, as the castle collapses down around them.

"Nothing else matters. Nothing else matters. Only us."
(Sad Feels)
Arya gazes over the devastation left in King's Landing, finding the charred remains of the mom and daughter who helped her survive. (Sad Feels)