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LG Alums & Friends S6 (GoT: Season 6)

Rk Team Total Change Behind Kills Politics Insults Wine Sex Thrones Deaths Special Feels
1 - 18.5 -1 - 3 3 2.5 1 3 2 1 1 2
2 1 18 2.5 0.5 1 (+0.5) 1.5 (+0.5) 2.5 (+0.5) 2 2 2 2 (+1) 3 2
3 1 17.5 -1.5 1 2 1.5 1 3 1 2 3 2 2
Rk Team Total Change Behind Kills Politics Insults Wine Sex Thrones Deaths Special Feels
1 - 742 +49 - (+12) 140 93 (+6) 81 (+10) 60 15 0 (+21) 176 177 0
2 - 727 +85 15 (+38) 285 (+3) 120 (+18) 135 (+10) 35 (+5) 45 0 (+5) 65 (+6) 42 0
3 - 641 +91 101 75 (+15) 93 (+27) 135 (+15) 40 20 0 (+16) 98 (+18) 180 0
Totals 2110 +225 500 306 351 135 80 0 339 399 0

Round 1

  1. bug$4p@ul chose: Tyrion Lannister (#1)
  2. Jorah the Explorah chose: Daenerys Targaryen (#2)
  3. And there was MUCH rejoicing chose: Bronn (#3)

Round 2

  1. And there was MUCH rejoicing chose: Cersei Lannister (#4)
  2. Jorah the Explorah chose: Arya Stark (#5)
  3. bug$4p@ul chose: Bran Stark (#6)

Round 3

  1. bug$4p@ul chose: Sansa Stark (#7)
  2. Jorah the Explorah chose: Ramsay Bolton (#8)
  3. And there was MUCH rejoicing chose: Jaime Lannister (#9)

Round 4

  1. And there was MUCH rejoicing chose: Petyr Baelish (Littlefinger) (#10)
  2. Jorah the Explorah chose: Melisandre (#11)
  3. bug$4p@ul chose: Margaery Tyrell (#12)

Round 5

  1. bug$4p@ul chose: Samwell Tarly (#13)
  2. Jorah the Explorah chose: Jorah Mormont (#14)
  3. And there was MUCH rejoicing chose: Roose Bolton (#15)

Round 6

  1. And there was MUCH rejoicing chose: Brienne of Tarth (#16)
  2. Jorah the Explorah chose: Varys (#17)
  3. bug$4p@ul chose: Theon Greyjoy (#18)

Round 7

  1. bug$4p@ul chose: Jon Snow (#19)
  2. Jorah the Explorah chose: High Sparrow (#20)
  3. And there was MUCH rejoicing chose: Daario Naharis (#21)

Round 8

  1. And there was MUCH rejoicing chose: Missandei (#22)
  2. Jorah the Explorah chose: Jaqen H'ghar (#23)
  3. bug$4p@ul chose: Gregor Clegane (The Mountain) (#24)

Round 9

  1. bug$4p@ul chose: White Walker (Night King) (#25)
  2. Jorah the Explorah chose: Tommen Baratheon (#26)
  3. And there was MUCH rejoicing chose: Gilly (#27)

Round 10

  1. And there was MUCH rejoicing chose: Davos Seaworth (#28)
  2. Jorah the Explorah chose: Tormund Giantsbane (#29)
  3. bug$4p@ul chose: Hodor (#30)

Round 11

  1. bug$4p@ul chose: Lancel Lannister (#31)
  2. Jorah the Explorah chose: Podrick Payne (#32)
  3. And there was MUCH rejoicing chose: Alliser Thorne (#33)

Round 12

  1. And there was MUCH rejoicing chose: Doran Martell (#34)
  2. Jorah the Explorah chose: Euron Greyjoy (#35)
  3. bug$4p@ul chose: Yara Greyjoy (#36)

Round 13

  1. bug$4p@ul chose: Grand Maester Pycelle (#37)
  2. Jorah the Explorah chose: Khal Moro (#38)
  3. And there was MUCH rejoicing chose: Grey Worm (#39)

Round 14

  1. And there was MUCH rejoicing chose: Walder Frey (#40)
  2. Jorah the Explorah chose: Randyll Tarly (#41)
  3. bug$4p@ul chose: Rickon Stark (#42)

Round 15

  1. bug$4p@ul chose: Trystane Martell (#43)
  2. Jorah the Explorah chose: Olenna Redwyne (Grandma Tyrell) (#44)
  3. And there was MUCH rejoicing chose: Ellaria Sand (#45)

Round 16

  1. And there was MUCH rejoicing chose: Tyene Sand (#46)
  2. Jorah the Explorah chose: Nymeria Sand (#47)
  3. bug$4p@ul chose: Obara Sand (#48)

Round 17

  1. bug$4p@ul chose: Areo Hotah (#49)
  2. Jorah the Explorah chose: Loras Tyrell (#50)
  3. And there was MUCH rejoicing chose: Robin Arryn (#51)

Round 18

  1. And there was MUCH rejoicing chose: Mace Tyrell (#52)
  2. Jorah the Explorah chose: Olly (#53)
  3. bug$4p@ul chose: Olyvar (#54)

Round 19

  1. bug$4p@ul chose: Osha (#55)
  2. Jorah the Explorah chose: Tycho Nestoris (#56)
  3. And there was MUCH rejoicing chose: Three-eyed raven (#57)

Round 20

  1. And there was MUCH rejoicing chose: High Septon of the Faith (S3) (#58)
  2. Jorah the Explorah chose: Leaf (#59)
  3. bug$4p@ul chose: Meera Reed (#60)

Round 21

  1. bug$4p@ul chose: Qyburn (#61)
  2. Jorah the Explorah chose: Kevan Lannister (#62)
  3. And there was MUCH rejoicing chose: Izembaro (Robert/Tywin actor) (#63)

Round 22

  1. And there was MUCH rejoicing chose: Lem Lemoncloak (#64)
  2. Jorah the Explorah chose: High Priestess of the Dosh Khaleen (#65)
  3. bug$4p@ul chose: The Waif (#66)

Round 23

  1. bug$4p@ul chose: Aeron Greyjoy (#67)
  2. Jorah the Explorah chose: High Priestess Kinvara (#68)
  3. And there was MUCH rejoicing chose: Child of the Forest (#69)

Round 24

  1. And there was MUCH rejoicing chose: Dickon Tarly (#70)
  2. Jorah the Explorah chose: Eddard Stark (#71)
  3. bug$4p@ul chose: Talla Tarly (#72)

Round 25

  1. bug$4p@ul chose: Melessa Tarly (#73)
  2. Jorah the Explorah chose: Lyanna Stark (#74)
  3. And there was MUCH rejoicing chose: Rickard Stark (#75)

Round 26

  1. And there was MUCH rejoicing chose: Eddison Tollett (#76)
  2. Jorah the Explorah chose: Wun Weg Wun Dar Wun (#77)
  3. bug$4p@ul chose: Hot Pie (#78)

Round 27

  1. bug$4p@ul chose: Fat Walda Frey (#79)
  2. Jorah the Explorah chose: Septa Unella (#80)
  3. And there was MUCH rejoicing chose: Denys Mallister (#81)

Round 28

  1. And there was MUCH rejoicing chose: Salladhor Saan (#82)
  2. Jorah the Explorah chose: Smalljon Umber (#83)
  3. bug$4p@ul chose: Bowen Marsh (#84)

Round 29

  1. bug$4p@ul chose: Bronze Yohn Royce (#85)
  2. Jorah the Explorah chose: Sandor Clegane (The Hound) (#86)
  3. And there was MUCH rejoicing chose: Qhono (#87)

Round 30

  1. And there was MUCH rejoicing chose: Aggo (#88)
  2. Jorah the Explorah chose: Septon Ray (#89)
  3. bug$4p@ul chose: Ser Arthur Dayne (#90)

Round 31

  1. bug$4p@ul chose: Ser Gerold Hightower (#91)
  2. Jorah the Explorah chose: Syrio Forel (#92)
  3. And there was MUCH rejoicing chose: Karsi (#93)

Round 32

  1. And there was MUCH rejoicing chose: Harald Karstark (#94)
  2. Jorah the Explorah chose: Benjen Stark (#95)
  3. bug$4p@ul chose: Balon Greyjoy (#96)

League Discussion

Stat Leaders (Full char list)  (Transactions)

Recent Events (Full Log)

Episode 8: No One

Kills
Lady Crane explains that she had disfigured Bianca's face after finding out the actress tried to kill her.
Arya: "What happened to the actress? The one who wanted you dead."
Lady Crane: "Bianca. She'll have a hard time finding work as an actress after what I did to her face."
(Major Injury of Named Character)
The Hound kills three of the bandits sitting in camp, decapitating the first, cleaving the second in the chest, and slitting the throat of the third with his woodchopping axe. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Sandor cuts down Gatins with his axe, after failing to extract information on the whereabouts of the bandit with the yellow cloak. (Kill of Named Character)
Gregor rips off the head of a Faith Militant soldier sent to detain Cersei Lannister. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Sandor kicks over a tree stump being stood on by the bandit, strangling him on the noose.
Thoros of Myr: "You're getting old, Clegane."
Sandor: "He's not."
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
Beric kicks over the third tree stump, strangling the last of the bandits on a noose. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
50:08 (+10) The Waif:
The Waif slits the throat of Lady Crane, who is sheltering the injured Arya Stark. "If you'd have done your job, she would have died painlessly." (Kill of Named Character)
55:51 (+10) Arya Stark:
Arya leads the Waif to her darkened quarters, where she extinguishes the lone candle with her sword Needle and gains the upper hand in complete darkness. (Kill of Named Character)
Political Wins
Brienne persuades Jaime Lannister to allow her to broker surrender terms with the Blackfish, who commands the Tully forces holding Riverrun.
Jaime: "I'm a Lannister. Don't ask me to betray my own house."
Brienne: "I do no such thing."
(Convincing Argument)
Tommen issues a royal decree banning Trial by Combat. "Furthermore, after much prayer and reflection, the Crown has decided that from this day forward, trial by combat will be forbidden throughout the Seven Kingdoms. The tradition is a brutish one, a scheme devised by corrupt rulers in order to avoid true judgment from the Gods." (Executive Decision)
Jaime successfully convinces Edmure Tully to comply with his plan to retake Riverrun, sending him to the gates to ask for entry. (Convincing Argument)
Edmure requests access into Riverrun and receives it from the head of the Tully guard, despite a vigorous protest from his uncle Brynden Tully. (Executive Decision)
Edmure regains control of Riverrun after he is let in by his loyal Tully soldiers. (Acquire a New Castle/City/Army/Loot)
Edmure commands the Tully forces to lay down their arms and surrender Riverrun to the Lannister/Frey forces. (Executive Decision)
After turning over Riverrun to the Lannisters/Freys, Edmure orders the arrest of his uncle, the Blackfish. "Find the Blackfish. Put him in irons and hand him over to the Freys." (Act of Betrayal)
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Jaime is victorious in the Siege of Riverrun after his Trojan Horse, Edmure Tully, gains access to the castle and willingly opens his gates to the Lannister army. (Victorious Battle)
Jaime captures the castle of Riverrun. (Acquire a New Castle/City/Army/Loot)
While watching from the ramparts of the newly-acquired Riverrun, Jaime spots Brienne and Podrick rowing away from the castle under the cover of night. (Secret Discovery)
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Beric has captured Lem Lemoncloak, who was falsely leading a band of outlaws in the name of the Brotherhood without Banners. (New Follower/Prisoner)
Insults Delivered / Funny Lines
to Arya, as she gives her Milk of the Poppy: "Trust me, if my soup didn't kill you, nothing will." (Funny Line)
8:25 (+3) Gatins:
smelling his finger after plunging it up the butt of a less experienced bandit in his outlaw group: "Ah, it smells like pussy to me." (Witty Insult)
Gatins: "Fuck you!"
Sandor: "Those are your last words, 'fuck you'? Come on, you can do better."
Gatins: "Cunt!"
Sandor: "You're shit at dying, you know that?"
(Witty Insult)
Varys: "If you shaved your beard with a straight razor, you'd say the razor worked. That doesn't mean it won't cut your throat."
Tyrion: "Spoken like a man who has never had to shave."
(Witty Insult)
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Lancel Lannister: "Order your man (Gregor Clegane) to step aside, or there will be violence."
Cersei: "... I choose violence."
(Threat)
14:47 (+3) Bronn:
greeting Podrick Payne: "Gettin' a bit old to be a squire, aren't we?" (Witty Insult)
15:03 (+3) Bronn:
Bronn: "Are they in there?"
Podrick Payne: "Uh huh."
Bronn: "You think they're fucking?"
Podrick: "What? No."
Bronn: "Why not? I'd fuck her. You'd fuck her, wouldn't you?"
Podrick: "I'm her squire."
Bronn: "Oh."
(Funny Line)
15:28 (+3) Bronn:
on Jaime Lannister: "The way all women look at him is frankly irritating. I preferred working with the little brother on that account." (Funny Line)
on Sansa Stark: "In my experience, girls like her don't live very long." (Witty Insult)
Kevan: "Where are you going?"
Cersei Lannister: "To stand by my son."
Kevan: "Your place is in the gallery. With the other ladies of the court."

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(Witty Insult)
submitted by dclark51 (approved!)
Missandei: "Two translators are on a sinking ship. The first says, 'Do you know how to swim?' The second says, 'No, but I can shout for help in 19 languages.'"
Tyrion: *feigned laughter*
Grey Worm: "That is the worst joke I ever heard."
(Funny Line)
Edmure Tully: "Do you imagine yourself a decent person? ... After you've massacred my family. Kept me in a cell for years. Stolen our lands."
Jaime: "I'll remind you that our houses are at war. I'm sorry if this conflict has inconvenienced you, but rebelling against the Crown does have consequences."
(Witty Insult)
to Edmure Tully: "I'll send for your baby boy. And I'll launch him into Riverrun with a catapult. Because you don't matter to me, Lord Edmure. Your son doesn't matter to me. The people in the castle don't matter to me. Only Cersei." (Threat)
"I haven't had a proper sword fight in years. I expect I'll make a damn fool of myself." (Funny Line)
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Sandor Clegane: "They killed a friend of mine."
Thoros: "You've got friends?"
(Witty Insult)
to Anguy: "Drop that arrow, you bloody girl. Tougher girls than you have tried to kill me." (Witty Insult)
Thoros of Myr: "We're not butchers. We hang them."
Sandor: "Hanging? All over in an instant. Where's the punishment in that?"
Thoros: "They die."
Sandor: "We all bloody die. Except this one here (Beric Dondarrion)."
(Funny Line)
Sandor: "There was a time I would have killed all seven of you just to gut these three."
Thoros: "You're getting old, Clegane."
Sandor: "He's not." *kicks over stump to hang bandit*
(Witty Insult)
Beric Dondarrion: "Enjoying yourself?"
Sandor: "I prefer chicken."
(Funny Line)
Glasses of Wine Consumed
Arya drinks a glass of milk of the poppy to settle her into sleep. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
7:40 (+5) Gatins:
takes a swig from his wineskin (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Cersei drinks in her chambers as Qyburn arrives to deliver a request from the Faith Militant. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Tyrion drinks in the Meereenese council room. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Grey Worm drinks his first cup of wine. Tyrion: "Here's to our Queen. Anyone not drinking is disrespecting our Queen." (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Grey Worm drinks in the Meereenese council room, as Tyrion toasts: "Here's to our Queen. Anyone not drinking is disrespecting our Queen." (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Tyrion refills and drinks while fantasizing about retirement as a winemaker. "One day, after our Queen has taken the Seven Kingdoms, I'd like to have my own vineyard. Make my own wine. The Imp's Delight. Only my close friends could drink it." (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Thoros drinks from his wineskin as he walks towards the campfire. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Sandor takes a swig from a wineskin handed to him by Thoros of Myr. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Acts of Intercourse
Sandor whips it out to single-handedly replenish the Riverlands. (Non-sexual Nude Scene)
Deaths
9:15 (+10) Gatins:
Gatins is cut down by Sandor Clegane's woodchopping axe, as revenge for massacring the villagers building Septon Ray's church. (Death)
46:31 (+10) Morgan:
Morgan is hunted down and executed by Sandor Clegane and the Brotherhood without Banners. (Death)
Arya discovers the body of Lady Crane, murdered by the Waif. (Death)
55:51 (+10) The Waif:
The Waif is killed after she chases Arya into her darkened quarters, where Arya is able to extinguish the lone candle illuminating the room and gain the upper hand in complete darkness. (Death)
+1 for Benjen Stark, +1 for Bran Stark, +1 for Rickon Stark, +1 for Hodor, +1 for Osha, +1 for Alliser Thorne, +1 for Balon Greyjoy, +1 for Roose Bolton, +1 for Fat Walda Frey, +1 for Olly, +1 for Leaf, +1 for Three-eyed raven, +1 for Greatjon Umber, +1 for Maege Mormont, +1 for Doran Martell, +1 for Trystane Martell, +1 for Areo Hotah, +1 for Bowen Marsh, +1 for Septon Ray, +1 for Ser Gerold Hightower, +1 for Ser Arthur Dayne, +1 for Khal Moro, +1 for Aggo, +1 for Khal Rhalko, +1 for Khal Forzo, +1 for Child of the Forest, +1 for Othell Yarwyck
Special
9:57 (+3) Varys:
Varys: "If you shaved your beard with a straight razor, you'd say the razor worked. That doesn't mean it won't cut your throat."
Tyrion: "Spoken like a man who has never had to shave."
(Special)
submitted by alexanderdropkin (approved!)
Podrick fails to keep his guard up as Bronn is able to sneak up behind him and grab him in a chokehold. Bronn: "Podrick fucking Payne. I thought you'd be dead by now." (Special)
As Brienne meets with Jaime inside a tent on the Lannister siege line, Bronn outs himself as Vice President of the Brienne's a Hottie Admiration Society.
Bronn: "You think they're fucking?"
Podrick: "What? No."
Bronn: "Why not? I'd fuck her. You'd fuck her, wouldn't you? ... Well he'd (Jaime) fuck her, that's for sure. And she'd fuck him, don't you think?"
(Special)
submitted by alexanderdropkin (approved!)
15:44 (+3) Bronn:
Podrick: "She's training me to fight."
Bronn: "Is she? Oh ... Then how come an old cunt like me can still sneak up and murder you?"
Podrick: "Well, that's a different sort of fighting."
Bronn: "Now, that's the truth, isn't it? You want to learn that sort of fighting? ... All right, let's start with your footwork..."
(Special)
After Tyrion's joke during the Meereenese council meeting.
Tyrion: "...it's funnier in Westeros."
Greyworm: "The Starks and the Lannisters. I thought these were *enemies*."
(Special)
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after spotting them from the castle wall, Jaime waves to Brienne and Podrick as they row away from Riverrun. (Special)
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Advanced battle tactics require advanced vocabulary: "If we go to the beach, the Masters will take the *pyramid*. The *pyramid* is the only place in the city we can defend." (Special)