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Jared's season 6 league (GoT: Season 6)

Rk Team Total Change Behind Kills Politics Insults Wine Sex Thrones Deaths Special Feels
1 - 41 1.5 - 3.5 (+0.5) 6 (+1) 6 (+2.5) 6 6 3.5 (+1.5) 4 2.5 3.5
2 1 36.5 3 4.5 (+2) 3.5 3.5 (+2) 5 2.5 3 3.5 6 6 3.5
3 1 33 -2 8 6 5 3.5 2.5 3 3.5 2 (+2.5) 4 3.5
4 2 31.5 5.5 9.5 (+3.5) 5 (+2) 3.5 (+1) 2 (+1.5) 5 3 3.5 5 1 3.5
5 - 25 -2 16 1 1 (+0.5) 3.5 2.5 3 3.5 2 (+1.5) 5 3.5
6 2 22 -6 19 2 2 1 2.5 3 3.5 2 (+1) 2.5 3.5
Rk Team Total Change Behind Kills Politics Insults Wine Sex Thrones Deaths Special Feels
1 - 164 +33 - (+10) 10 (+9) 12 (+12) 15 0 0 0 (+2) 22 105 0
2 - 110 +50 54 10 (+9) 24 (+21) 30 (+10) 10 20 0 (+10) 10 6 0
3 - 66 +9 98 30 15 12 0 0 0 0 (+9) 9 0
4 - 61 +48 103 (+24) 24 (+12) 12 (+6) 6 (+5) 5 0 0 (+1) 11 3 0
5 1 32 +24 132 2 0 (+9) 12 0 0 0 0 (+15) 18 0
6 1 21 +11 143 (+2) 6 (+3) 6 3 0 0 0 0 (+6) 6 0
Totals 454 +175 82 69 78 15 20 0 43 147 0
Rk Team Total Change Behind Streak Roto Tiebreaker Points/Game
2 1 2 +1 - W-2 31.5 30.5
1 - 2 +1 - W-2 41 55
4 2 1 +1 1 W-1 25 16
3 1 1 - 1 L-1 36.5 82
5 1 0 - 2 L-2 33 33
6 1 0 - 2 L-2 22 10.5

Episode 2: Home

Showing you the Moon Door (jcampbell150)
Grey Worm :
6 pts
9 24 cheryls gang (seesaw272)
Hodor:
12 pts
Cersei Must Die (tara.legaski)
Ramsay Bolton:
34 pts
48 33 Sergeant Hodor's Lonely Hearts Club Band (applecorped)
Euron Greyjoy:
13 pts
Jared's team (jaredjb2)
Bran Stark:
6 pts
11 50 Crows before Hoes (elegaski24)
Tyrion Lannister:
25 pts

Episode 3: Oathbreaker

Sergeant Hodor's Lonely Hearts Club Band (applecorped)
Avg: 82 , Record: 1-1
cheryls gang (seesaw272)
Avg: 16 , Record: 1-1
Cersei Must Die (tara.legaski)
Avg: 30.5 , Record: 2-0
Crows before Hoes (elegaski24)
Avg: 55 , Record: 2-0
Showing you the Moon Door (jcampbell150)
Avg: 33 , Record: 0-2
Jared's team (jaredjb2)
Avg: 10.5 , Record: 0-2

Scenario Analysis for Episode 3: Oathbreaker

Jared's team (jaredjb2) 0-2, 10.5 points/game, #6

Optimal Scenario with Win

Sergeant Hodor's Lonely Hearts Club Band vs. cheryls gang [Matchup]
Sergeant Hodor's Lonely Hearts Club Band loses and you make up 14.5 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
cheryls gang loses and you make up 3 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Showing you the Moon Door vs. Jared's team [Matchup]
Jared's team wins. (+1 rank)
Resulting Record: 1-2, rank #4

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

Showing you the Moon Door vs. Jared's team [Matchup]
Jared's team loses. (maintain rank)
Resulting Record: 0-3, rank #6

Crows before Hoes (elegaski24) 2-0, 55 points/game, #1

Optimal Scenario with Win

Cersei Must Die vs. Crows before Hoes [Matchup]
Crows before Hoes wins. (maintain rank)
Resulting Record: 3-0, rank #1

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

Sergeant Hodor's Lonely Hearts Club Band vs. cheryls gang [Matchup]
Sergeant Hodor's Lonely Hearts Club Band wins and you lose more than -4.5 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
cheryls gang wins and you lose more than -16 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Cersei Must Die vs. Crows before Hoes [Matchup]
Crows before Hoes loses. (-1 rank)
Resulting Record: 2-1, rank #3

Showing you the Moon Door (jcampbell150) 0-2, 33 points/game, #5

Optimal Scenario with Win

Sergeant Hodor's Lonely Hearts Club Band vs. cheryls gang [Matchup]
Sergeant Hodor's Lonely Hearts Club Band loses and you make up 3.5 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
cheryls gang loses and you don't lose more than -8 tiebreaker points to them. (+1 rank)
Showing you the Moon Door vs. Jared's team [Matchup]
Showing you the Moon Door wins. (maintain rank)
Resulting Record: 1-2, rank #4

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

Showing you the Moon Door vs. Jared's team [Matchup]
Showing you the Moon Door loses. (-1 rank)
Resulting Record: 0-3, rank #6

cheryls gang (seesaw272) 1-1, 16 points/game, #4

Optimal Scenario with Win

Sergeant Hodor's Lonely Hearts Club Band vs. cheryls gang [Matchup]
cheryls gang wins. (+1 rank)
Cersei Must Die vs. Crows before Hoes [Matchup]
Cersei Must Die loses and you make up 6.5 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Crows before Hoes loses and you make up 16 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Resulting Record: 2-1, rank #2

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

Sergeant Hodor's Lonely Hearts Club Band vs. cheryls gang [Matchup]
cheryls gang loses. (maintain rank)
Showing you the Moon Door vs. Jared's team [Matchup]
Showing you the Moon Door wins and you don't make up 8 tiebreaker points on them. (-1 rank)
Jared's team wins and you lose more than -3 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Resulting Record: 1-2, rank #5

Optimal Scenario with Win

Sergeant Hodor's Lonely Hearts Club Band vs. cheryls gang [Matchup]
Cersei Must Die vs. Crows before Hoes [Matchup]
Cersei Must Die loses and you don't lose more than -5 tiebreaker points to them. (+1 rank)
Crows before Hoes loses and you make up 4.5 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Resulting Record: 2-1, rank #2

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

Sergeant Hodor's Lonely Hearts Club Band vs. cheryls gang [Matchup]
Showing you the Moon Door vs. Jared's team [Matchup]
Showing you the Moon Door wins and you lose more than -3.5 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Jared's team wins and you lose more than -14.5 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Resulting Record: 1-2, rank #5

Cersei Must Die (tara.legaski) 2-0, 30.5 points/game, #2

Optimal Scenario with Win

Cersei Must Die vs. Crows before Hoes [Matchup]
Cersei Must Die wins. (+1 rank)
Resulting Record: 3-0, rank #1

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

Sergeant Hodor's Lonely Hearts Club Band vs. cheryls gang [Matchup]
Sergeant Hodor's Lonely Hearts Club Band wins and you don't make up 5 tiebreaker points on them. (-1 rank)
cheryls gang wins and you lose more than -6.5 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Cersei Must Die vs. Crows before Hoes [Matchup]
Cersei Must Die loses. (maintain rank)
Resulting Record: 2-1, rank #3

Round 1

  1. Crows before Hoes chose: Tyrion Lannister (#1)
  2. Jared's team chose: Daenerys Targaryen (#2)
  3. Cersei Must Die chose: Cersei Lannister (#3)
  4. Sergeant Hodor's Lonely Hearts Club Band chose: Jaime Lannister (#4)
  5. cheryls gang chose: Hodor (#5)
  6. Showing you the Moon Door chose: Arya Stark (#6)

Round 2

  1. Showing you the Moon Door chose: Jon Snow (#7)
  2. cheryls gang chose: Theon Greyjoy (#8)
  3. Sergeant Hodor's Lonely Hearts Club Band chose: Samwell Tarly (#9)
  4. Cersei Must Die chose: Ramsay Bolton (#10)
  5. Jared's team chose: Gregor Clegane (The Mountain) (#11)
  6. Crows before Hoes chose: Petyr Baelish (Littlefinger) (#12)

Round 3

  1. Crows before Hoes chose: Sansa Stark (#13)
  2. Jared's team chose: Bran Stark (#14)
  3. Cersei Must Die chose: Bronn (#15)
  4. Sergeant Hodor's Lonely Hearts Club Band chose: Jorah Mormont (#16)
  5. cheryls gang chose: Rickon Stark (#17)
  6. Showing you the Moon Door chose: Brienne of Tarth (#18)

Round 4

  1. Showing you the Moon Door chose: Grey Worm (#19)
  2. cheryls gang chose: Varys (#20)
  3. Sergeant Hodor's Lonely Hearts Club Band chose: High Sparrow (#21)
  4. Cersei Must Die chose: White Walker (Night King) (#22)
  5. Jared's team chose: Podrick Payne (#23)
  6. Crows before Hoes chose: Roose Bolton (#24)

Round 5

  1. Crows before Hoes chose: Melisandre (#25)
  2. Jared's team chose: Khal Rhalko (#26)
  3. Cersei Must Die chose: Margaery Tyrell (#27)
  4. Sergeant Hodor's Lonely Hearts Club Band chose: Tommen Baratheon (#28)
  5. cheryls gang chose: Sandor Clegane (The Hound) (#29)
  6. Showing you the Moon Door chose: Jaqen H'ghar (#30)

Round 6

  1. Showing you the Moon Door chose: Daario Naharis (#31)
  2. cheryls gang chose: Missandei (#32)
  3. Sergeant Hodor's Lonely Hearts Club Band chose: Davos Seaworth (#33)
  4. Cersei Must Die chose: Tormund Giantsbane (#34)
  5. Jared's team chose: Gilly (#35)
  6. Crows before Hoes chose: Alliser Thorne (#36)

Round 7

  1. Crows before Hoes chose: Olenna Redwyne (Grandma Tyrell) (#37)
  2. Jared's team chose: Mace Tyrell (#38)
  3. Cersei Must Die chose: Lancel Lannister (#39)
  4. Sergeant Hodor's Lonely Hearts Club Band chose: Doran Martell (#40)
  5. cheryls gang chose: Three-eyed raven (#41)
  6. Showing you the Moon Door chose: Khal Moro (#42)

Round 8

  1. Showing you the Moon Door chose: Tyene Sand (#43)
  2. cheryls gang chose: Robin Arryn (#44)
  3. Sergeant Hodor's Lonely Hearts Club Band chose: Walder Frey (#45)
  4. Cersei Must Die chose: Trystane Martell (#46)
  5. Jared's team chose: Loras Tyrell (#47)
  6. Crows before Hoes chose: Obara Sand (#48)

Round 9

  1. Crows before Hoes chose: Nymeria Sand (#49)
  2. Jared's team chose: Grand Maester Pycelle (#50)
  3. Cersei Must Die chose: Randyll Tarly (#51)
  4. Sergeant Hodor's Lonely Hearts Club Band chose: Euron Greyjoy (#52)
  5. cheryls gang chose: Meera Reed (#53)
  6. Showing you the Moon Door chose: Ellaria Sand (#54)

Round 10

  1. Showing you the Moon Door chose: Aeron Greyjoy (#55)
  2. cheryls gang chose: Yara Greyjoy (#56)
  3. Sergeant Hodor's Lonely Hearts Club Band chose: Areo Hotah (#57)
  4. Cersei Must Die chose: Olly (#58)
  5. Jared's team chose: Child of the Forest (#59)
  6. Crows before Hoes chose: Olyvar (#60)

Round 11

  1. Crows before Hoes chose: Kevan Lannister (#61)
  2. Jared's team chose: Qhono (#62)
  3. Cersei Must Die chose: Osha (#63)
  4. Sergeant Hodor's Lonely Hearts Club Band chose: Tycho Nestoris (#64)
  5. cheryls gang chose: Dickon Tarly (#65)
  6. Showing you the Moon Door chose: High Priestess of the Dosh Khaleen (#66)

Round 12

  1. Showing you the Moon Door chose: Qyburn (#67)
  2. cheryls gang chose: Talla Tarly (#68)
  3. Sergeant Hodor's Lonely Hearts Club Band chose: High Septon of the Faith (S3) (#69)
  4. Cersei Must Die chose: Leaf (#70)
  5. Jared's team chose: Khal Forzo (#71)
  6. Crows before Hoes chose: Gendry (#72)

League Discussion

Stat Leaders (Full char list)  (Transactions)

Glasses of Wine Consumed Points
(+10) 10
(+5) 5
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Acts of Intercourse Points
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Recent Events (Full Log)

Episode 2: Home

Kills
Tormund cuts down the first of Alliser Thorne's men who is foolish enough to charge at him. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Wun Weg rips down one of Ser Alliser Thorne's crossbowman from the battlements after he looses a bolt at him. He's smashed against the castle wall, and then thrown across the courtyard, prompting the rest of the Night's Watch to throw down their weapons. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Zombie Gregor smashes in the head of a King's Landing drunk who was spreading stories about Cersei. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
29:19 (+2) The Waif:
the Waif pummels a blind Arya during another training session. (Minor Injury of Named Character)
Ramsay stabs his father Roose in the gut upon news that Fat Walda has borne Roose a second son. (Kill of Named Character)
Ramsay offers up fresh meat to his hounds in the form of Fat Walda Frey. (Kill of Named Character)
Ramsay offers up fresh meat to his hounds in the form of his newborn half-brother.
Fat Walda: "Please, Ramsay. He's your brother."
Ramsay: "I prefer being an only child."
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
Euron throws his brother Balon Greyjoy over the bridge at Pyke and into the sea. "I am the storm, brother. The first storm and the last. And you're in my way." (Kill of Named Character)
Political Wins
Bran discovers Hodor's real name - Willas - and that he used to be able to talk while going back to the future with the Three-Eyed Raven. (Secret Discovery)
Davos takes up Longclaw (Jon Snow's Valyrian sword) as he and the other Night's Watchmen prepare to defend against Ser Alliser Thorne. "I've never been much of a fighter... Apologies for what you're about to see." (New Weapon)
Tormund successfully leads the Wildlings to victory at Castle Black, after Ser Alliser Thorne and his men throw down their weapons after a display of Wun Wun's force. (Victorious Battle)
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Edd takes control of Castle Black after rallying the Wildlings to his side and capturing Alliser Thorne and the other traitors. (Acquire a New Castle/City/Army/Loot)
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Edd orders Ser Alliser Thorne, Olly, and the other traitors who killed Jon Snow to be locked up. "Throw them into the cells. Where they belong." (New Follower/Prisoner)
Tommen bars Cersei from attending her daughter Myrcella's funeral, instead ordering her to stay in the Red Keep. Despite having the monstrous zombie Mountain on her side, she respects the King's wishes. (Executive Decision)
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Roose chastises Ramsay after his attempts to locate Sansa Stark fail.
Roose: "Half a dozen men. Your best hunters."
Ramsay: "They obviously had help."
Roose: "I didn't think Lady Sansa killed them all by herself."
(Politics Special)
Roose gains a second son. "My Lords, Lady Walda has given birth. A boy. Red-cheeked and healthy." (New Follower/Prisoner)
Fat Walda gives birth to her son with Roose Bolton. "My Lords, Lady Walda has given birth. A boy. Red-cheeked and healthy." (New Follower/Prisoner)
Ramsay stabs his father Roose in the gut upon news that Fat Walda has borne Roose a second son.
Roose: "You'll always be my first born."
Ramsay: "Thank you for saying that. It means a great deal to me."
(Act of Betrayal)
Ramsay leads Fat Walda Frey and his newborn half-brother to a kennel full of his hungry hounds instead of to Lord Bolton. "Of course. Follow me mother." (Act of Betrayal)
Ramsay becomes the new Lord Bolton after killing his father, Roose.
Fat Walda Frey: "Where is Lord Bolton?"
Ramsay: "I am Lord Bolton."
(New Title)
Balon commands that the Ironborn should continue attacking the mainland over Yara Greyjoy's protests.
Yara: "We took those castles because the Northerners marched off to war. That war is over. The last time we provoked them too far, I watched from that window as they breached our walls and knocked down our towers. I lost two brothers that day."
Balon: "And I lost three sons. ... when you rule the Iron Islands you can wage all the peace you want but for now shut your mouth and obey or I will make another heir who will."
(Executive Decision)
Davos convinces Melisandre to make an attempt to revive Jon Snow after she has lost faith in the Lord of Light in their long-awaited Disney moment. "I'm not a devout man, obviously. Seven Gods, Drowned Gods, Tree Gods, it's all the same. I'm not asking the Lord of Light for help. I'm asking the woman who showed me that miracles exist." (Convincing Argument)
Melisandre invokes her pleas to the Lord of Light in an attempt to resurrect Jon Snow. After several minutes and of killing the hopes of everyone in the room, Jon is left alone and suddenly awakes, gasping for breath. God damn lag. (New Follower/Prisoner)
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Insults Delivered / Funny Lines
Davos as he takes Jon's sword and rallies the men against Ser Alliser Thorne: "I've never been much of a fighter... Apologies for what you're about to see." (Funny Line)
Alliser Thorne: "For thousands of years, the Night's Watch has held Castle Black against the Wildlings."
Tormund: "Until you."
(Witty Insult)
High Sparrow: "You would spill blood in this holy place?"
Jaime: "Oh the Gods won't mind. They spill more blood than the rest of us combined."
(Threat)
Tyrion: "Dragons do not do well in captivity."
Missandei: "How do you know this?"
Tyrion: "That's what I do. I drink and I know things."
(Funny Line)
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22:45 (+3) Varys:
Tyrion: "Dragons are intelligent ... They have affection for their friends and fury for their enemies. I am their friend."
Varys: "Do *they* know that?"
(Funny Line)
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22:46 (+3) Varys:
Varys shakes his head and tsks as Tyrion pours out a glass of wine during a meeting of the Meereenese advising council. (Funny Line)
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to Varys: "If I'd lost my cock, I'd drink all the time."
to Greyworm: "... meaning no offense. He makes dwarf jokes, I make eunuch jokes."
Varys: "I do NOT make dwarf jokes."
to Varys: "You think them." (gives Varys the eye)
(Funny Line)
to Daenerys' imprisoned dragons: "I'm friends with your mother. I'm here to help... Don't eat the help." (Funny Line)
to Varys: "Next time I have an idea like that... punch me in the face." (Funny Line)
Ramsay: "They obviously had help."
Roose: "I didn't think Lady Sansa killed them all by herself."
(Funny Line)
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to Ramsay: "If you acquire a reputation as a mad dog, you will be treated as a mad dog. Taken out back and slaughtered for pigfeed." (Threat)
Ramsay rejects Fat Walda Frey's please for her son's life.
Fat Walda: "Please, Ramsay. He's your brother."
Ramsay: "I prefer being an only child."
(Threat)
Yara: "Deepwood Motte was our last stronghold on the mainland."
Balon: "Then we will take more."
Yara: "Why? For more pinecones and rocks?"
(Witty Insult)
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to Balon Greyjoy: "I am the storm, brother. The first storm and the last. And you're in my way." (Threat)
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Glasses of Wine Consumed
Cersei takes a sip while speaking with her son Tommen. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
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Tyrion drinks during the meeting of the Meereenese council. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Tyrion downs glass #2 as he devises a plan to get the dragons to eat during the Meereenese council meeting. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Deaths
Roose is stabbed in the gut by his son Ramsay after news arrived that Fat Walda has given birth to a second son for Roose.
Roose: "You'll always be my first born."
Ramsay: "Thank you for saying that. It means a great deal to me."
(Death)
Fat Walda and her newborn baby are ripped to shreds by Ramsay Bolton's hounds.
"Ramsay. Ramsay, please. I'll leave Winterfell I'll go back to the Riverlands."
(Death)
After attempting to attack his brother, Euron Greyjoy, Balon is thrown over the bridge at Pyke and into the sea. (Death)
+1 for Doran Martell, +1 for Trystane Martell, +1 for Areo Hotah
Special
Bran taps into the weirwood net with the assistance of the Three-Eyed Raven, and visits a scene of a yound Ned and Benjen Stark play-fighting in Winterfell. (Special)
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6:54 (+9) Hodor:
"Hodor ...Hodor. Hodor." (Special)
7:53 (+3) Hodor:
"Hodor." (Special)
After getting some R&R from hands-on fighting Grey Worm and hitting the books (his pet name for Missandei), Grey Worm shows off his expanding vocabulary with his first ever three-syllable words in the Westerosi common tongue.

in Meereenese council meeting: "We are searching for the men who burned the ships, but *nobody* saw *anything*."
(Special)
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22:46 (+3) Varys:
Varys just can't get away from the eunuch references after he judgmentally stares at Tyrion downing another cup of wine.
Tyrion: "If I lost my cock, I'd drink all the time. *looks at Greyworm* ...meaning no offense. He makes dwarf jokes, I make eunuch jokes."
(Special)
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29:18 (+3) Jon Snow:
Roose Bolton: "Jon Snow is a bastard, not a Stark." (Special)
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Podrick spends 12 seconds of screentime flicking away at his flintstone in an attempt to start a campfire. We eventually do see the kindling get started in the next shot, after Brienne comes over to supervise. (Special)
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