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Ironborn Wedding (Public #213) | Fantasora

Ironborn Wedding (Public #213) (GoT: Season 6)

Rk Team Total Change Behind Kills Politics Insults Wine Sex Thrones Deaths Special Feels
1 - 45 4.5 - 2 1 4.5 4.5 (+3.5) 8 4.5 (+3.5) 8 (+3.5) 8 4.5
2 1 44 3.5 1 4 (+1.5) 6 (+3.5) 8 4.5 4 4.5 3.5 (+0.5) 5 4.5
3 2 43.5 3 1.5 (+3) 7.5 3 (+2.5) 7 4.5 4 4.5 3.5 (+0.5) 5 4.5
4 3 42.5 2 2.5 2 (+3.5) 8 4.5 4.5 4 4.5 3.5 (+2.5) 7 4.5
5 4 42 1.5 3 (+1) 5.5 (+1.5) 6 4.5 4.5 4 4.5 3.5 (+0.5) 5 4.5
6 5 41 0.5 4 (+3) 7.5 (+1.5) 6 4.5 4.5 4 4.5 3.5 2 4.5
7 6 36.5 -4 8.5 (+1) 5.5 3 1.5 4.5 4 4.5 (+2.5) 7 2 4.5
8 7 29.5 -11 15.5 2 3 1.5 4.5 4 4.5 3.5 2 4.5
Rk Team Total Change Behind Kills Politics Insults Wine Sex Thrones Deaths Special Feels
1 - 145 +145 - 0 0 (+3) 3 0 (+20) 20 0 (+20) 20 (+102) 102 0
2 1 24 +24 121 (+12) 12 (+3) 3 (+6) 6 0 0 0 0 (+3) 3 0
3 2 23 +23 122 (+10) 10 (+3) 3 0 0 0 0 (+10) 10 0 0
4 3 22 +22 123 (+10) 10 (+6) 6 (+3) 3 0 0 0 0 (+3) 3 0
5 4 21 +21 124 (+12) 12 (+6) 6 (+3) 3 0 0 0 0 0 0
6 5 20 +20 125 (+2) 2 (+6) 6 (+9) 9 0 0 0 0 (+3) 3 0
7 6 18 +18 127 0 (+9) 9 (+3) 3 0 0 0 0 (+6) 6 0
8 7 3 +3 142 0 (+3) 3 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Totals 276 +276 46 36 27 0 20 0 30 117 0
Rk Team Total Change Behind Streak Roto Tiebreaker Points/Game
1 - 1 +1 - W-1 45 145
2 1 1 +1 - W-1 43.5 24
3 2 1 +1 - W-1 42 22
4 3 1 +1 - W-1 36.5 23
6 5 0 - 1 L-1 42.5 18
7 6 0 - 1 L-1 41 21
8 7 0 - 1 L-1 29.5 3
5 4 0 - 1 L-1 44 20

Episode 1: The Red Woman

Halo Pozega (busdriveRDeLuXe)
Doran Martell:
109 pts
145 3 Drogon Fight Team (jmorgan9123)
Sansa Stark:
3 pts
Gendry is Oarsome (ddenault85)
Alliser Thorne:
6 pts
18 23 YIFFIN STARK WOLVES (hallflukai)
Obara Sand:
13 pts
My Sword of Morning (cianronayne1)
Brienne of Tarth:
11 pts
22 21 Angormus (angormus)
Ellaria Sand:
19 pts
Propane Activists (jake_burrows123)
Tyene Sand:
15 pts
24 20 Petyr is Bae[lish] (wsleppy)
Khal Moro:
9 pts

Episode 2: Home

Angormus (angormus)
Avg: 21 , Record: 0-1
Drogon Fight Team (jmorgan9123)
Avg: 3 , Record: 0-1
My Sword of Morning (cianronayne1)
Avg: 22 , Record: 1-0
Propane Activists (jake_burrows123)
Avg: 24 , Record: 1-0
Gendry is Oarsome (ddenault85)
Avg: 18 , Record: 0-1
Petyr is Bae[lish] (wsleppy)
Avg: 20 , Record: 0-1
Halo Pozega (busdriveRDeLuXe)
Avg: 145 , Record: 1-0
YIFFIN STARK WOLVES (hallflukai)
Avg: 23 , Record: 1-0

Scenario Analysis for Episode 2: Home

Halo Pozega (busdriveRDeLuXe) 1-0, 145 points/game, #1

Optimal Scenario with Win

My Sword of Morning vs. Propane Activists [Matchup]
My Sword of Morning loses, or they win and you don't lose more than -3 tiebreaker points to them. (maintain rank)
Propane Activists loses, or they win and you don't lose more than -1.5 tiebreaker points to them. (maintain rank)
Halo Pozega vs. YIFFIN STARK WOLVES [Matchup]
Halo Pozega wins. (maintain rank)
Resulting Record: 2-0, rank #1

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

Angormus vs. Drogon Fight Team [Matchup]
Angormus wins and you lose more than -4 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Drogon Fight Team wins and you lose more than -15.5 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
My Sword of Morning vs. Propane Activists [Matchup]
My Sword of Morning wins, or they lose and you lose more than -3 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Propane Activists wins, or they lose and you lose more than -1.5 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Gendry is Oarsome vs. Petyr is Bae[lish] [Matchup]
Gendry is Oarsome wins and you lose more than -2.5 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Petyr is Bae[lish] wins and you lose more than -1 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Halo Pozega vs. YIFFIN STARK WOLVES [Matchup]
Halo Pozega loses. (-1 rank)
Resulting Record: 1-1, rank #5

YIFFIN STARK WOLVES (hallflukai) 1-0, 23 points/game, #4

Optimal Scenario with Win

My Sword of Morning vs. Propane Activists [Matchup]
My Sword of Morning loses, or they win and you make up 5.5 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Propane Activists loses, or they win and you make up 7 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Halo Pozega vs. YIFFIN STARK WOLVES [Matchup]
YIFFIN STARK WOLVES wins. (+1 rank)
Resulting Record: 2-0, rank #2

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

Angormus vs. Drogon Fight Team [Matchup]
Angormus wins and you don't make up 4.5 tiebreaker points on them. (-1 rank)
Drogon Fight Team wins and you lose more than -7 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
My Sword of Morning vs. Propane Activists [Matchup]
My Sword of Morning wins, or they lose and you don't make up 5.5 tiebreaker points on them. (maintain rank)
Propane Activists wins, or they lose and you don't make up 7 tiebreaker points on them. (maintain rank)
Gendry is Oarsome vs. Petyr is Bae[lish] [Matchup]
Gendry is Oarsome wins and you don't make up 6 tiebreaker points on them. (-1 rank)
Petyr is Bae[lish] wins and you don't make up 7.5 tiebreaker points on them. (-1 rank)
Halo Pozega vs. YIFFIN STARK WOLVES [Matchup]
YIFFIN STARK WOLVES loses. (maintain rank)
Resulting Record: 1-1, rank #6

My Sword of Morning (cianronayne1) 1-0, 22 points/game, #3

Optimal Scenario with Win

My Sword of Morning vs. Propane Activists [Matchup]
My Sword of Morning wins. (+1 rank)
Halo Pozega vs. YIFFIN STARK WOLVES [Matchup]
Halo Pozega loses, or they win and you make up 3 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
YIFFIN STARK WOLVES loses, or they win and you don't lose more than -5.5 tiebreaker points to them. (maintain rank)
Resulting Record: 2-0, rank #1

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

Angormus vs. Drogon Fight Team [Matchup]
Angormus wins and you lose more than -1 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Drogon Fight Team wins and you lose more than -12.5 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
My Sword of Morning vs. Propane Activists [Matchup]
My Sword of Morning loses. (maintain rank)
Gendry is Oarsome vs. Petyr is Bae[lish] [Matchup]
Gendry is Oarsome wins and you don't make up 0.5 tiebreaker points on them. (-1 rank)
Petyr is Bae[lish] wins and you don't make up 2 tiebreaker points on them. (-1 rank)
Halo Pozega vs. YIFFIN STARK WOLVES [Matchup]
Halo Pozega wins, or they lose and you don't make up 3 tiebreaker points on them. (maintain rank)
YIFFIN STARK WOLVES wins, or they lose and you lose more than -5.5 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Resulting Record: 1-1, rank #6

Angormus (angormus) 0-1, 21 points/game, #7

Optimal Scenario with Win

Angormus vs. Drogon Fight Team [Matchup]
Angormus wins. (maintain rank)
My Sword of Morning vs. Propane Activists [Matchup]
My Sword of Morning loses and you make up 1 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Propane Activists loses and you make up 2.5 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Gendry is Oarsome vs. Petyr is Bae[lish] [Matchup]
Gendry is Oarsome loses, or they win and you make up 1.5 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Petyr is Bae[lish] loses, or they win and you make up 3 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Halo Pozega vs. YIFFIN STARK WOLVES [Matchup]
Halo Pozega loses and you make up 4 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
YIFFIN STARK WOLVES loses and you don't lose more than -4.5 tiebreaker points to them. (+1 rank)
Resulting Record: 1-1, rank #4

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

Angormus vs. Drogon Fight Team [Matchup]
Angormus loses. (-1 rank)
Gendry is Oarsome vs. Petyr is Bae[lish] [Matchup]
Gendry is Oarsome wins, or they lose and you don't make up 1.5 tiebreaker points on them. (maintain rank)
Petyr is Bae[lish] wins, or they lose and you don't make up 3 tiebreaker points on them. (maintain rank)
Resulting Record: 0-2, rank #8

Drogon Fight Team (jmorgan9123) 0-1, 3 points/game, #8

Optimal Scenario with Win

Angormus vs. Drogon Fight Team [Matchup]
Drogon Fight Team wins. (+1 rank)
My Sword of Morning vs. Propane Activists [Matchup]
My Sword of Morning loses and you make up 12.5 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Propane Activists loses and you make up 14 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Gendry is Oarsome vs. Petyr is Bae[lish] [Matchup]
Gendry is Oarsome loses, or they win and you make up 13 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Petyr is Bae[lish] loses, or they win and you make up 14.5 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Halo Pozega vs. YIFFIN STARK WOLVES [Matchup]
Halo Pozega loses and you make up 15.5 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
YIFFIN STARK WOLVES loses and you make up 7 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Resulting Record: 1-1, rank #4

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

Angormus vs. Drogon Fight Team [Matchup]
Drogon Fight Team loses. (maintain rank)
Gendry is Oarsome vs. Petyr is Bae[lish] [Matchup]
Gendry is Oarsome wins, or they lose and you don't make up 13 tiebreaker points on them. (maintain rank)
Petyr is Bae[lish] wins, or they lose and you don't make up 14.5 tiebreaker points on them. (maintain rank)
Resulting Record: 0-2, rank #8

Petyr is Bae[lish] (wsleppy) 0-1, 20 points/game, #5

Optimal Scenario with Win

Angormus vs. Drogon Fight Team [Matchup]
Angormus loses, or they win and you don't lose more than -3 tiebreaker points to them. (maintain rank)
Drogon Fight Team loses, or they win and you don't lose more than -14.5 tiebreaker points to them. (maintain rank)
My Sword of Morning vs. Propane Activists [Matchup]
My Sword of Morning loses and you don't lose more than -2 tiebreaker points to them. (+1 rank)
Propane Activists loses and you don't lose more than -0.5 tiebreaker points to them. (+1 rank)
Gendry is Oarsome vs. Petyr is Bae[lish] [Matchup]
Petyr is Bae[lish] wins. (maintain rank)
Halo Pozega vs. YIFFIN STARK WOLVES [Matchup]
Halo Pozega loses and you make up 1 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
YIFFIN STARK WOLVES loses and you don't lose more than -7.5 tiebreaker points to them. (+1 rank)
Resulting Record: 1-1, rank #3

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

Angormus vs. Drogon Fight Team [Matchup]
Angormus wins, or they lose and you lose more than -3 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Drogon Fight Team wins, or they lose and you lose more than -14.5 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Gendry is Oarsome vs. Petyr is Bae[lish] [Matchup]
Petyr is Bae[lish] loses. (-1 rank)
Resulting Record: 0-2, rank #7

Propane Activists (jake_burrows123) 1-0, 24 points/game, #2

Optimal Scenario with Win

My Sword of Morning vs. Propane Activists [Matchup]
Propane Activists wins. (maintain rank)
Halo Pozega vs. YIFFIN STARK WOLVES [Matchup]
Halo Pozega loses, or they win and you make up 1.5 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
YIFFIN STARK WOLVES loses, or they win and you don't lose more than -7 tiebreaker points to them. (maintain rank)
Resulting Record: 2-0, rank #1

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

Angormus vs. Drogon Fight Team [Matchup]
Angormus wins and you lose more than -2.5 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Drogon Fight Team wins and you lose more than -14 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
My Sword of Morning vs. Propane Activists [Matchup]
Propane Activists loses. (-1 rank)
Gendry is Oarsome vs. Petyr is Bae[lish] [Matchup]
Gendry is Oarsome wins and you lose more than -1 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Petyr is Bae[lish] wins and you don't make up 0.5 tiebreaker points on them. (-1 rank)
Halo Pozega vs. YIFFIN STARK WOLVES [Matchup]
Halo Pozega wins, or they lose and you don't make up 1.5 tiebreaker points on them. (maintain rank)
YIFFIN STARK WOLVES wins, or they lose and you lose more than -7 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Resulting Record: 1-1, rank #6

Gendry is Oarsome (ddenault85) 0-1, 18 points/game, #6

Optimal Scenario with Win

Angormus vs. Drogon Fight Team [Matchup]
Angormus loses, or they win and you don't lose more than -1.5 tiebreaker points to them. (maintain rank)
Drogon Fight Team loses, or they win and you don't lose more than -13 tiebreaker points to them. (maintain rank)
My Sword of Morning vs. Propane Activists [Matchup]
My Sword of Morning loses and you don't lose more than -0.5 tiebreaker points to them. (+1 rank)
Propane Activists loses and you make up 1 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Gendry is Oarsome vs. Petyr is Bae[lish] [Matchup]
Gendry is Oarsome wins. (+1 rank)
Halo Pozega vs. YIFFIN STARK WOLVES [Matchup]
Halo Pozega loses and you make up 2.5 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
YIFFIN STARK WOLVES loses and you don't lose more than -6 tiebreaker points to them. (+1 rank)
Resulting Record: 1-1, rank #3

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

Angormus vs. Drogon Fight Team [Matchup]
Angormus wins, or they lose and you lose more than -1.5 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Drogon Fight Team wins, or they lose and you lose more than -13 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Gendry is Oarsome vs. Petyr is Bae[lish] [Matchup]
Gendry is Oarsome loses. (maintain rank)
Resulting Record: 0-2, rank #7

Round 1

  1. Angormus chose: Jaime Lannister (#1)
  2. Halo Pozega chose: Tyrion Lannister (#2)
  3. Petyr is Bae[lish] chose: Daenerys Targaryen (#3)
  4. My Sword of Morning chose: Cersei Lannister (#4)
  5. Gendry is Oarsome chose: Jon Snow (#5)
  6. YIFFIN STARK WOLVES chose: Ramsay Bolton (#6)
  7. Propane Activists chose: Arya Stark (#7)
  8. Drogon Fight Team chose: Sansa Stark (#8)

Round 2

  1. Drogon Fight Team chose: Petyr Baelish (Littlefinger) (#9)
  2. Propane Activists chose: Roose Bolton (#10)
  3. YIFFIN STARK WOLVES chose: Bran Stark (#11)
  4. Gendry is Oarsome chose: Davos Seaworth (#12)
  5. My Sword of Morning chose: Brienne of Tarth (#13)
  6. Petyr is Bae[lish] chose: Gregor Clegane (The Mountain) (#14)
  7. Halo Pozega chose: Melisandre (#15)
  8. Angormus chose: Tormund Giantsbane (#16)

Round 3

  1. Angormus chose: Hodor (#17)
  2. Halo Pozega chose: Samwell Tarly (#18)
  3. Petyr is Bae[lish] chose: Varys (#19)
  4. My Sword of Morning chose: Theon Greyjoy (#20)
  5. Gendry is Oarsome chose: Jorah Mormont (#21)
  6. YIFFIN STARK WOLVES chose: Margaery Tyrell (#22)
  7. Propane Activists chose: Bronn (#23)
  8. Drogon Fight Team chose: High Sparrow (#24)

Round 4

  1. Drogon Fight Team chose: Tommen Baratheon (#25)
  2. Propane Activists chose: Daario Naharis (#26)
  3. YIFFIN STARK WOLVES chose: Jaqen H'ghar (#27)
  4. Gendry is Oarsome chose: Alliser Thorne (#28)
  5. My Sword of Morning chose: Lancel Lannister (#29)
  6. Petyr is Bae[lish] chose: Khal Moro (#30)
  7. Halo Pozega chose: Doran Martell (#31)
  8. Angormus chose: Podrick Payne (#32)

Round 5

  1. Angormus chose: Ellaria Sand (#33)
  2. Halo Pozega chose: Grey Worm (#34)
  3. Petyr is Bae[lish] chose: Missandei (#35)
  4. My Sword of Morning chose: Walder Frey (#36)
  5. Gendry is Oarsome chose: Euron Greyjoy (#37)
  6. YIFFIN STARK WOLVES chose: Trystane Martell (#38)
  7. Propane Activists chose: Olenna Redwyne (Grandma Tyrell) (#39)
  8. Drogon Fight Team chose: Randyll Tarly (#40)

Round 6

  1. Drogon Fight Team chose: Gilly (#41)
  2. Propane Activists chose: Tyene Sand (#42)
  3. YIFFIN STARK WOLVES chose: Obara Sand (#43)
  4. Gendry is Oarsome chose: Mace Tyrell (#44)
  5. My Sword of Morning chose: Nymeria Sand (#45)
  6. Petyr is Bae[lish] chose: Loras Tyrell (#46)
  7. Halo Pozega chose: Areo Hotah (#47)
  8. Angormus chose: Wun Weg Wun Dar Wun (#48)

Round 7

  1. Angormus chose: Thoros of Myr (#49)
  2. Halo Pozega chose: Yara Greyjoy (#50)
  3. Petyr is Bae[lish] chose: White Walker (Night King) (#51)
  4. My Sword of Morning chose: Robin Arryn (#52)
  5. Gendry is Oarsome chose: Rickon Stark (#53)
  6. YIFFIN STARK WOLVES chose: Olly (#54)
  7. Propane Activists chose: Olyvar (#55)
  8. Drogon Fight Team chose: Osha (#56)

Round 8

  1. Drogon Fight Team chose: Tycho Nestoris (#57)
  2. Propane Activists chose: Three-eyed raven (#58)
  3. YIFFIN STARK WOLVES chose: High Septon of the Faith (S3) (#59)
  4. Gendry is Oarsome chose: Leaf (#60)
  5. My Sword of Morning chose: Meera Reed (#61)
  6. Petyr is Bae[lish] chose: Qyburn (#62)
  7. Halo Pozega chose: Grand Maester Pycelle (#63)
  8. Angormus chose: Anguy (#64)

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Recent Events (Full Log)

Episode 1: The Red Woman

Kills
Brienne cuts down the first Bolton soldier on horseback as she and Podrick rush in to save Sansa Stark. "It's a bloody woman!" (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Brienne cuts down the second Bolton soldier who stupidly dismounts his horse to engage an enemy he's knocked to the ground. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Brienne cuts down the horse of a Bolton soldier, pinning the soldier's leg (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Podrick stabs a Bolton soldier through the chest as he and Brienne charge in to rescue Sansa Stark. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Brienne ruthlessly slits the throat of a Bolton soldier pinned under his own horse. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Theon stabs a Bolton soldier through the back while he is battling Podrick Payne. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
26:48 (+10) Tyene Sand:
Tyene pulls out a dagger to stab Areo Hotah in the back, as Ellaria Martell begins her overthrow of the Martells. (Kill of Named Character)
Ellaria stabs Doran Martell as she overthrows the royal family of Dorne. "When was the last time you left this palace? You don't know your own people. Their disgust for you. Elia Martell raped and murdered, and you did nothing. Oberyn Martell butchered, and you did nothing. You're not a Dornishman. You're not our Prince." (Kill of Named Character)
Tyene takes the dagger from Areo Hotah's back and throws it at Doran Martell's fleeing messenger. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
28:42 (+10) Obara Sand:
Obara stabs Trystane through the face after he turns his back on her to face Nymeria Sand one-on-one. (Kill of Named Character)
Jorah and Daario discover the charred bones of a ram out on the hills near the Dothraki sea. It appears to be Drogon's work.

Daario: "You think our friend got him?"
Jorah: "Don't know anything else that can melt a ram's horn."
Daario: "We're on the right path, then."
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
submitted by alicehanners (approved!)
42:41 (+2) The Waif:
The Waif beats the crap out of blind Arya on the streets of Braavos.
Arya: "I can't see."
Waif: That's your problem, not mine."
(Minor Injury of Named Character)
Political Wins
Ser Alliser defends his treason against Lord Commander Jon Snow, and convinces the Night's Watch to side with him.

"You're right! We've committed treason, all of us. Jon Snow was my Lord Commander. I had no love for him. That was no secret. But I never once disobeyed an order. Loyalty is the foundation on which the Night's Watch is built. And the Watch means everything to me. I have given my life, we have all given our lives to the Night's Watch. Jon Snow was going to destroy the Night's Watch ... He thrust a terrible choice upon us. And we made it."
(Convincing Argument)
Alliser takes over as de facto Commander of the Night's Watch after explaining his mutinous actions to kill Jon Snow, and winning over the crowd. (New Title)
Ser Davos convinces Edd to seek help from the Wildlings instead of throwing his life away in an attack against Alliser Thorne. "You're not the only ones who owe your lives to Jon Snow. (Convincing Argument)
Given a redo, Lady Sansa finally accepts Brienne of Tarth into her service as a knight.
Brienne: "Lady Sansa, I offer my services once again. I will shield your back and keep your counsel and give my life for yours if need be. I swear it, by the Old Gods and the New."
Sansa: "And I vow... that you shall always have a place by my... hearth. and..."
Podrick assist" Meat and mead at my table."
Sansa: "...meat and mead at my table. And I pledge to ask no service of you that might bring you dishonor. I swear it by the Old Gods and the New. Arise."
(New Follower/Prisoner)
After saving her from capture by the Bolton soldiers, Brienne finally convinces Sansa Stark to accept her protection.
Brienne: "Lady Sansa, I offer my services once again. I will shield your back and keep your counsel and give my life for yours if need be. I swear it, by the Old Gods and the New."
Sansa: "And I vow... that you shall always have a place by my... hearth. and..."
Podrick assist" Meat and mead at my table."
Sansa: "...meat and mead at my table. And I pledge to ask no service of you that might bring you dishonor. I swear it by the Old Gods and the New. Arise."
(Convincing Argument)
submitted by moonbaseu92 (approved!)
Tyene betrays Doran Martell, killing his bodyguard Areo Hotah as the first strike in Ellaria Sand's coup d'état of Dorne. (Act of Betrayal)
Ellaria betrays Doran Martell, stabbing him to death as she overthrows the royal family of Dorne.
Doran Martell: "My son... Trystane."
Ellaria: "Your son is weak, just like you. And weak men will never rule Dorne again."
(Act of Betrayal)
Ellaria performs a coups d'état and seizes control of Dorne after assassinating Doran and Trystane Martell.
Doran Martell: "My son... Trystane."
Ellaria: "Your son is weak, just like you. And weak men will never rule Dorne again."
(Acquire a New Castle/City/Army/Loot)
Obara and Nymeria arrive on the Dornish ship to assassinate Trystane.
Obara: "We're not here to feed you. We're here to kill you."
Nymeria: "You want her to do it? Or me?
(Act of Betrayal)
Obara and Nymeria arrive on the Dornish ship to assassinate Trystane.
Obara: "We're not here to feed you. We're here to kill you."
Nymeria: "You want her to do it? Or me?
(Act of Betrayal)
Daenerys is presented as a prisoner to Khal Moro after she is captured by his Dothraki horde. "For you, my Khal. The white-haired girl we found in the hills." (New Follower/Prisoner)
Daenerys convinces Khal Moro to not rape her by mentioning that she is the widow of Khal Drogo.
Daenerys: "I was wife to Khal Dorgo, son of Khal Bharbo."
Khal Moro: "Khal Drogo is dead."
Daenerys: " I know. I burnt his body."
Khal Moro: "Forgive me. I did not know. It is forbidden to lie with a Khal's widow. No one will touch you. You have my word."
(Convincing Argument)
submitted by nyan (approved!)
Insults Delivered / Funny Lines
to Ramsay: "Without Sansa, you won't be able to produce an heir. And without an heir, well... let's hope the Maesters are right and Lady Walda's carrying a boy." (Threat)
submitted by moonbaseu92 (approved!)
Margery: "I am the Queen and I demand to see my brother."
Unella: "Sinners do not make demands. They make confessions"
(Comeback)
submitted by smarlow13 (approved!)
Doran Martell: "My son, Trystane..."
Ellaria: "Your son is weak, just like you. And weak men will never rule Dorne again."
(Witty Insult)
submitted by nyan (approved!)
Tyrion with the completely uncalled-for burn on Varys.
Varys: "You walk as though the paving stones were your personal property. I used to steal from people like you when I was a boy."
Tyrion: "It's a good thing you're not a boy anymore. ... Because you have no cock."
(Witty Insult)
29:48 (+3) Varys:
Tyrion to homeless mother: "For your baby. To eat." [makes stuffing motion into mouth]
Varys. "She thinks you want to eat her baby."
(Funny Line)
to Jorah: "You're a romantic. I admire that. Sometimes I look at you and I think - 'so that's what I'll be like when I grow old.'" (Witty Insult)
36:25 (+3) Aggo:
Qhono: "You think she (Daenerys) has got white pussy hair too? You ever been with a girl with white pussy hair?"
Ahko: "Only when I was fucking your grandma."
(Witty Insult)
36:38 (+3) Qhono:
Ahko: "Pretty eyes, but she's an idiot."
Qhono: "She doesn't have to be smart to get fucked in the ass."
(Witty Insult)
Khal Moro: "Seeing a beautiful woman naked for the first time, what is better than that?"
Bloodrider 1: "Killing another Khal?"
Khal Moro: "Yes, killing another Khal."
Bloodrider 2: "Conquering a city and taking her people as slaves, and taking her idols back to Vaes Dothrak."
Bloodrider 1: "Breaking a wild horse, forcing it to submit to your will."
Khal Moro: "Seeing a beautiful woman naked for the first time is among the five best things in life."
(Funny Line)
Khal Moro reorts to Daenerys rattling off her many titles after being taking prisoner: "You are nobody, the millionth of your name, Queen of Nothing, slave of Khal Moro." (Witty Insult)
Alliser Thorne: "And you, Ser Davos, I will allow you to travel south. A free man, with a fresh horse."
Davos: "And some mutton. I'd like some mutton."
Alliser: "Wot?"
(Funny Line)
Night's Watchman: "Edd is our only chance.
Steve Cash: "It's a sad fucking statement if Dolorous Edd is our only chance."
(Funny Line)
Deaths
26:50 (+10) Areo Hotah:
Areo Hotah dies from a dagger to the back from Tyene Sand, as Ellaria Sand launches her coup d'état of Dorne. (Death)
Doran Martell bleeds out after being stabbed by Ellaria Sand. "When was the last time you left this palace? You don't know your own people. Their disgust for you. Elia Martell raped and murdered, and you did nothing. Oberyn Martell butchered, and you did nothing. You're not a Dornishman. You're not our Prince." (Death)
Special
Roose gives Ramsay a lecture that it is marriages and political acumen that establish dynasties, not winning on the battlefield.

"Do you feel like a victor? I rebelled against the crown to arrange your marriage to Sansa Stark. Do you think that burning wagons in the night and mowing down tired, outnumbered Baratheons is the same as facing a prepared and provisioned Lannister army?"
(Special)
Jaime refers to Myrcella's parentage as Cersei grives: "Listen- listen to me. She was my daughter and I failed her." (Special)
Doran 'Professor X' Martell turns out to not actually be a wheelchair-bound cripple at all - apparently he was just too lazy to walk anywhere during any part of S5. He takes thirty-two slow, gimpy steps along the way to his wheelchair. Then decides to adjust his dangling right foot for good measure, before fully sitting down.

5 steps in initial overhead scene (25:35)
7 steps to get up the stairs (25:40)
8 steps to the next set of stairs (25:47)
9 steps to the wheelchair (25:55)
3 steps to get in the wheelchair (26:06)
1 step to get his last dangling foot onto the wheelchair (26:11)
(Special)
29:17 (+3) Varys:
Tyrion references Varys' eunuch status in his comeback.
Varys: "You walk as though the paving stones were your personal property. I used to steal from people like you when I was a boy."
Tyrion: "It's a good thing you're not a boy anymore. ... Because you have no cock."
(Special)
Daario Naharis calls out Jorah's friendzone status like he sees it:
Jorah: "I've been all over the world. There's no escaping men like us."
Daario: "There's no escaping her, eh? You keep coming back. Why?"
Jorah: "You know why."
Daario: "Isn't it frustrating wanting someone who doesn't want you back?"
(Special)